I Tried To Be Manly for a Week

[@harperwalsh9041]

The 'Manly whistle' is commonly found being used by Fathers, Farmers and Men that use their Dog as an extension of their masculinity

[@MattColbo]

terrific observation tbh

[@FoxyBoxery]

Wrong

[@torugho]

My mom does that and it traumatises me cause it's way too fucking loud

[@6drk6mrc6]

Yes, wtf is up with fathers, do I have to pay alimony to be able to finger-whistle?

[@hueylong7989]

That has multiple connotations and most of those aren't good

[@MiketheBoy89]

Ive never seen someone so accurately depict male/female sitting patterns on a picnic blanket

[@ben24763]

I had never noticed this until it was depicted here, now I'm like "oh man, taht is so true"

[@mihailmilev9909]

@@ben24763 you have now been granted this important knowledge of male/females and such

[@clearcontentment3695]

Pants (*&*)\ salute

[@keffir4055]

idk i'm russian and it seems so wrong for me

[@spyrosblt3320]

well not many people have depicted such things

[@alicekunze3044]

As a professional girl who's been hungry many years of my life I can absolutely confirm that we bounce when eating. Actually, my best friend ended up bouncing so hard she launched herself into a nearby radio tower, disrupting local radio, crashing the radio-stock-market and causing several traffic jams, leading to a major public panic. In conclusion, don't let your homegirls be hungry

[@BarginsGalore]

More don’t let your hungirls by homegry

[@BadDayLp]

That sounds awefully like a plot to get free food from your friends.... Im down for that.

[@kstar1489]

I’ve never bounced when eating. You see, I’m *not like the other girls* But seriously is this like a thing people think? I’ve never heard of this lmao

[@jakeedgell591]

Bottom line, we need a 10 page dissertation on why women have an exponential gain in elasticity shortly after breaking a fast.

[@veronikaleleka7672]

"as a professional girl" Gosh, great.

[@Obrodo]

Pink shorts, pink t-shirt, sitting on a little stool and wonders... "How can I be manlier?"

[@jeff.7743]

right? the manliest thing a man can do.

[@SamTahbou]

Only a real man can pull off pink, well known fact of life

[@bbarrick8383]

@@SamTahbou nobody said he pulled it off...he just wore it.

[@Anon-tr2lq]

He did not pull it off, in fact, he kept in on the entire time. Are you suggesting a real man would arrive at a date in pink shorts and pull them off?

[@studysen9460]

its the toxic masculinity for me ✨

[@controlledsmoke1975]

“There’s no manly way to sit on a picnic blanket” *Oh my god you’re right*

[@leonardomoda9559]

Max Jerry kneel

[@scottstroh2564]

Nah you just gotta be prepared. I always bring my yeti cooler to picnics to maintain my manhood. I just sit on it while shotguning busch lights

[@ashleycrow8867]

Slav Squad

[@mihailmilev9909]

@@ashleycrow8867 slav squat

[@TheTheLifeIsHard]

There is. Just squat and eat sunflower seats.

[@hettrivedi2994]

seeing you genuinely happy when you could whistle made ME happy

[@MattColbo]

i was not prepared for it to work out so well lolol

[@nunyobidniz]

Hey, Matt, thanks for teaching me how to whistle. _I'm_ feeling manlier already.

[@tarpguy_]

I tried myself, and I couldn't figure out how it's supposed to work.. I'm just breathing on my fingers...

[@mihailmilev9909]

@@tarpguy_ lol sounds cute

[@hettrivedi2994]

can't wait for him to be famous af and then tell everyone "I've known that guy for ages pfffft. I'm the OG ."

[@imnotcrazyjustinsane9433]

Same lol. I wanna give that "been here since 100 subs UwU" vibe when he blows up.

[@cavemann_]

Well, you didn't have to wait long

[@nunyobidniz]

lol, I'm right there with ya, dude. Thankyou yt algorithm, this is legendary 😂

[@aaronrosspaterson9357]

I couldn’t put it any more perfect

[@thedannyg1999]

Proof that I was a OG

[@mirabethy]

I'm a simple woman. I see a shirtless man in the thumbnail, I click. That being said, way to clickbait us simple women Matt. There were exactly 0 shirtless men in this video, I want my money back.

[@MattColbo]

that's how i get ya

[@TheGKFront]

69 likes Mira. 69 likes!

[@mirabethy]

@@TheGKFront I almost liked my own comment just to ruin it, but I'm not about that level of chaos on the internet.

[@cloudrz]

@@mirabethy good woman moment

[@gustavodutra8578]

Thanks for the laugh

[@JuanPablo-lt3us]

I just grew a beard watching this

[@goddessecho]

I'm in love with the level of glee over mastering a whistle. Thanks for the smile Matt😁

[@MattColbo]

hahaha i very much surprised myself, glad you enjoyed :)

[@integza]

Great video and all but I'm deeply offended that you didn't mention the glorious under the nose man hair AKA The Moustache!

[@davebalmada]

A great reservoir of bacteria and food leftovers 🤢

[@supersonictumbleweed]

@@davebalmada just wash your face hair lol

[@user-ov2fc5sd1e]

@@supersonictumbleweed he probably would just wipe it

[@specterx0107]

Integza, not the last person I would expect to see here. But definitely very low on the list.

[@electricfan1085]

@@davebalmada a snack for later

[@probablymalware9904]

You talking about how girls bounce when they eat is ABSOLUTELY the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

[@rachelreii5952]

Things you don't notice but guys do 😂

[@emmi9634]

THE GIRL BOUNCE JAKAKAJAJAJAJAJAJJA the way you spoke about it was so cute

[@CantaloupeGames]

The amount of testosterone you have is almost to intense..

[@aqiel_leiqa]

imagine never crossing your legs ever in your life until you're 23, i could never 💀

[@MattColbo]

i will say, i've done it, i'm just poo at it. NOW, sitting in a chair and crossing one leg over the other, i am the king of that

[@NathanaelKeller]

If I ever don't feel manly I'll watch this again.

[@jtzutube]

🤣👌

[@QueenofLemonTarts]

What I've learned: i can be a man

[@aarya1467]

If these are the only conditions for being a man then... I'm a man

[@kevincastro8768]

Well, the video is about being manly which is different to being a man. Same way some dudes are feminine there are girls who are manly.

[@mihailmilev9909]

@@kevincastro8768 well said brother

[@cadenchase3112]

its 2020 ofc

[@QueenFondue]

Hell yeah

[@asmundbarth-heyerdahl8346]

14:46 That's the most Canadian two sentences I've ever heard

[@Whobilly]

This video was pure perfection

[@MattColbo]

ay thanks my man :)

[@TheNezzzzzz]

manliest thing he did was prove he doesn't know how to sweep properly.

[@lea-ct4uo]

0:22 “i got a paynis” ok matt

[@gabrielbaruck9152]

Paines* well it must hurt, baduntzzz

[@anonymous-pc5mf]

I subbed because of the Tom Scott parody and I really don't regret it. This guy is effortlessly hilarious

[@TheDylanmorrison]

I just did the whistle thing with you and now I can do the classic manly whistle, and it's so loud. I'm literally astonished. Like as the video played you and I were just flabberghasted at the same moment, I feel so connected to you in a manly way Matt.

[@dylanmorrison8543]

I remember 2 years ago I saw this video, and followed along to the whistle tutorial with him. We both actually made the whistling noise at the same time and I freaked out. It was an amazing experience because I had never been able to whistle before in my life and now I feel bonded to this KZbin guy because we both learned to manly whistle.

[@DeathnoteBB]

This is so wholesome

[@user-pw5do6tu7i]

The other manly things he did in the video: 1. made a dope funny video that makes money 2. visited cool locations 3. stayed hydrated

[@madmonkee6757]

I love how Jim goes from maybe Australian to stereotypical Southerner.

[@twiddle7125]

Wait, he threw the football with his left hand but he saws the piece of wood with his right? Is he ambidextrous?

[@MattColbo]

my code has been CRACKED

[@ryanstackpole1496]

Probably THE most manly video I have ever watched

[@stellarguymk]

Dude. Your sense of humor is the most perfect 😂 subbed within the first 15 seconds my guy

[@rngouveia]

His imitation of a woman is exactly the same as Bill Burr's

[@tommypetraglia4688]

When you sit on a blanket with one knee up has you in the set position for when the wind blows a napkin across the field and the manly thing is to chase it down

[@ArgoNavis94]

Tommy Petraglia true words right there.

[@caspervandenakker]

I really don't understand how you don't have millions of subscribers yet. I got your Tom Scott video recommended to me and I immediately subscribed. You're super funny and I hope that one day you get the attention you deserve!

[@MattColbo]

well good heavens thank you Henk :)

[@kurrr6202]

that bouncing thing is so true LMFAO

[@MattColbo]

THANK YOU I KNOW

[@nurailidepaepe2783]

i'm a girl but i'd literally never heard of it??

[@kurrr6202]

@@nurailidepaepe2783 you look like a Minecraft steve

[@charlienorton2337]

@@nurailidepaepe2783 You look like ben shapiro but with a lot of estrogen

[@nurailidepaepe2783]

@@kurrr6202 uh why are you guys insulting my appearance what did i do wrong

[@georgiamoorcraft840]

Hey man, if I've been thinking about how good this food is gonna taste and it's even better than I expected than darn right I'm gonna dance that food all down my food tubes

[@ArgoNavis94]

Georgia Moorcraft down the food tubes! 👌

[@GamersRevengeUK]

This is the first video I've ever watched from this channel, my overall impression is that this guy is the real life version of every character played by Michael Cera. Naturally, I subscribed.

[@nobodycares3029]

You are the most genuine and relatable youtuber I've seen which makes you even more funny

[@thegamingally1239]

made my day so f**n funny😂😂😂 the glass of water falling god dammit love you matt😂😂😂

[@BobJones-bh9qz]

I love how his voice borders between mid 1900’s American and Jerry Seinfield sometimes

[@jake.5877]

I will never know how on earth you don't have have more views and haven't blown up in your subscriber count... genuinely some of the best content I have seen on YT in recent times is on your channel, Please keep going!!!

[@MattColbo]

thank you kindly Jake my man! appreciate that

[@andrepowell3271]

It takes a lot for me to laugh so hard and REPEATEDLY cry while doing so due to sheer laughter and hilarity....but the glass breaking in the workshop absolutely nailed it tonight! I nearly woke up my sleeping 16 month old daughter in the next room because I couldn't contain it.

[@nataliebartsikhovska2220]

You're pretty genuine. Good to see, that art like this is made in 2020, because it's kinda similar to the content on early KZbin.

[@alpeshabhijitchowdhury6895]

The feeling when you get after your first finger whistle is something else

[@Nathanr016]

4:30 the “Bon Iver and Mac Demarco” part was so specific but so incredibly accurate 😂

[@smitegamerz]

While scrolling google. ""Matt" tops the charts again for"names of guys with biggest junk"" Amazin

[@ferncat1397]

Oh my god the bounce when you haven't eaten in a while /the food is really good - I didn't know it was that much of a thing I feel so exposed

[@brandoncave2468]

It’s nice to see a man my age also be so unhandy. 😂

[@karlisimo]

Yooo fantastic video! Also looks like you really had fun while making it. Damn such a shame I missed that Zoom call!

[@MattColbo]

hahaha next time mate! also yes i did indeed, looked like a fool sitting alone on a picnic blanket in a softball field but those are the risks you take i guess

[@mikamatias]

im still going to call you babe

[@lindalupus2771]

I said it and I will say it again: I can't help but see the squatty potty. You need to produce those as a merchandise item. I would buy it lol. also I started to watch this video on the train earlier today and I kept laughing out loud, thank god we have to wear our masks, so nobody new where the laugh was coming from, am I right?

[@benceszelenyi2037]

This guy seriously made a doc file that we can edit! I love him!

[@charliesymons1409]

This is acc so good. I can't wait to tell people how I've been watching this guys stuff since 50k subs

[@MattColbo]

heck that's kind of you, thanks Charlie :)

[@petroniaskho]

This was one of your best. 2 thumbs up. Sharing.

[@MattColbo]

ay thanks! :)

[@kaylajungxo]

This made my day, thanks Matt!

[@MattColbo]

i'm very glad kayla :)

[@screweddevelopment12]

I actually learned how to finger whistle from this vid. Probably will never use it again.

[@elliewilliams9893]

I loved the video, I really did, it made me laugh and smile, you did a great job but all I could think was how many times do you wear the same clothes before you wash them? I’m not saying you didn’t wash your clothes but the pink t-shirt was worn with 3 different sets of bottoms and then they grey shorts were worn with a lot of different tops. You know? It kinda looks like either you don’t have a lot of clothes or you were just putting the same item on, you know? No? It’s probably just me. I haven’t been out much recently... Side note: what’s that scratch on your knee from?

[@MattColbo]

hahaha it was filmed over the course of 2 weeks, I do wash them, but i generally like to wear the same stuff in videos also knee surgery a couple years ago

[@craigodom5317]

So nice to have this video be made just for me. You don’t find that personal touch on just any channel. Only the colbster.

[@deenad3562]

*As a girl, i tried to do this manly whistle and felt faint.* 😔

[@ultrxlight]

FOR MEN ONLY NO GIRLS ALLOWED

[@larswillems9886]

@@ultrxlight Let them see how manly he is now. :)

[@SavedByGrace-69]

Stop. That’s your testosterone levels rising as the whistle is limited to the manliest of men

[@Simtar123]

You are really confident in your ineptitude. I can respect that.

[@rei.of.sunshine]

Description is great! 😂

[@adamantium7]

This video showed up in my recommended videos. And this video alone earned my subscription. You're making some amazing stuff on your channel, Matt!

[@MattColbo]

oh damn that is really nice to hear, thank you Adam :)

[@DanSantana10]

I just watched a MAN having a mental breakdown for 17 minutes and 13 seconds. And I enjoyed every moment of it.

[@williamwhite2971]

Your Jim description just perfectly described my next door neighbor, down to the name and everything

[@craigc.4557]

Thanks for making the video for me... matthew

[@MattColbo]

wouldn't make it for anyone else babe

[@precursors]

Why does this remind me of Napoleon Dynamite? 😂 "How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?"

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

Loved this man! Would love to see more of this. Your take on all of the things you covered in the video was really insightful, hilariously described, and interesting to observe. Also, my Ma taught me to use cooking dough to clean up those miniscule pieces of glass that are hard to sweep up. Really work out well.✌🏻

[@lourdescollins8979]

Hour reaction to learning how to whistle is mine when I learn and new song and chords on the guitar 🤣🤣 pure joy

[@SappyDuder]

Bruh, I go from sounding like a mainlander to sounding like someone from Trout Rivver in minutes lmao

[@Chaarlie11]

Had to watch it TWICE to really SOAK it all in! Love your stuff Matt! Moar pls!!

[@MattColbo]

well that is lovely thank you Chaarlie :)

[@SamIndecisive]

I relate! I’m a 23-year-old...woman... but I feel weird calling myself a woman. It’s not like I feel like a man- I feel like a gal or a chick, maybe even a lass, but not a woman 😂

[@Gerud0]

Why aren't you more popular every video you make is gold

[@fiona9204]

This really made my dayy I kept laughing out loud man 😂😂😂💖

[@SeanLawless]

I played 4 years of college football, and didnt realize i only use my middle finger and thumb to throw until you mentioned it. so thanks broooo

[@SocksWithSandals]

I was laughing so hard my cheeks pushed my lower eyelids over my eyeballs and I couldn't see

[@Taylor_5724]

I just realised your a fellow Canadian and now I keep seeing things that confirm it even more

[@ann_banan13]

Oh my god I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. This guy gives me Gus Johnson vibes

[@MrNightpwner]

Not idubzzz?

[@senza4591]

"The beach house theory" sounds so legitimate i didnt immediately realize that he made it up

[@tommypetraglia4688]

The jar? Strike the bottom a few times with the heel of your hand. That flexes the vacuum seal of the lid. And the whistle... you need to graduate to the index/pinky finger one-hand type so you can hail that cab with a Starbucks in your hand. The basic theory is the same and it gives a much tighter curl of the tongue and a more piercing and shrill sound. I've been measured at 80db at 20 feet. And in high school in thr locker room forget about... everybody would run out

[@turtlepaladin4750]

Explaining it like a dad, nice

[@joshkirkby8103]

Wonderful dissertation on the beach house theory. Solid opening paragraph

[@juliannahivick4923]

Did anyone notice when he searched for "when girls bounce" there was an article that came up that said "Matt" tops the charts again for "names of guys with biggest junk" 🤔🤔😂😂

[@whathappenedtomyyoutubehandle]

All of the titles were made up lol😝

[@successfulfailure5153]

dude that's so bill burr's female voice, and dude i can tell you're a fan of him and you nailed it man

[@Fradhm]

Never been so excited for a video, and a long one too, oh hell yeah the more Matt the better

[@MattColbo]

there's even a hint of Alfie in there! thanks my man

[@meredithgrubb7027]

The excitement u experienced when learning to whistle warmed my heart.

[@MM4332_]

Just a handy thing my grandpa taught me: If the "saw makers" wanted you to only use 5cm of the saw blade, they would make the blades 5cm long. Use the whole length of the blade. makes it easier.

[@nias3202]

I'm a very big fan of your videos. Brings me a lot of joy to watch. You're a very authentic and talented man.

[@enochturnal_]

my roommate just came in to see me trying to whistle with both hands jammed in my mouth he just looked. disappointed

[@BlueKyanite]

I love that this started with you actually learning something and then the rest was just entertaining. Nice hair!

[@SuperHaloDestroyer]

Now this guy is a masculine manly man of men

[@trueilarim]

I fully believe you are going to be big. 1 million subs and stuff like that. And you deserve it.

[@acrella]

Alright so first off... We're not gonna address the fact your moniker was "SlickDick" my guy? Let's start there with that story. Secondly, I don't think I've ever seen a dissertation with the verbiage of "front butt" before.. So hey, there's a new thing. Nice job. 👍

[@MattColbo]

i don't think i just write

[@jinkstacks4830]

Wow. I swear I already watched the vid based on the thumbnail and just kept passing it in my recommendeds. So glad I actually watched it. It was a really nice video :)

[@lorigthefirst]

Thoroughly enjoyed this.... man... :-)

[@MattColbo]

hahaha thank you love pop

[@alexajustme]

Glad I'm back! Got out of the bed smiling. Thx!

[@emmajohansson620]

Wait wait, you don’t have socks on when you’re wearing shoes? Or did you just take the socks of when you went to sit down?, and in that case, why? /the girl that called your liplicking “zuckerberg-lizard”-y. Loved the video btw!!!

[@MattColbo]

hahahaha it was a warm day so i chose not to wear socks, plus the shoes are very comfortable

[@faithann9293]

This is the most I've ever laughed at a 17 min video, thank you

[@samdneel]

I was forced to use that saw in carpentry class and it was traumatizing 😂

[@solarnaut]

14:24 "Whenever you think of doing something, you never think of the bad things that are going to happen." Son, that's PURE WISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSDOM that you spoke right there! We can't live our lives declining to do anything for fear of the risks, but we need to factor in those (approximated) costs into our choices. Want to give your friend a lift down to the station? FINE, but know it won't just cost you your time and the price of the petrol, and the wear and tear on the vehilde... but also 1/100th the cost of a flat tire and 1/1,000th the cost of a speeding ticket, etc. Living Life IS a RISK and nobody gets out alive. As some zen dude once said, while the water was still in the goblet ... "ahhh... yes, the water goblet is already smashed."

[@robowealthy820]

2:53 'Yeah dude'

[@shona5512]

I made myself light headed trying to learn to Whistle alongside you.

[@6.28]

I cannot describe how much this made me want to have a girlfriend and go to a field and struggle to sit comfortably and watch her effortlessly sit crosslegged and reach for things and bounce when she eats and be happy. I mean, uh, haha funny video!

[@annaaelbrecht2435]

I laughed so hard at this, very nice video! Love from Belgium