Matthew Broussard Stand-Up 07/25/16 | CONAN on TBS

[@Groanola]

"I tried to look him up, but he was hard to find" that was actually pretty good 😂

[@nvlarcht]

Yeah,I clapped like a maniac to that.

[@thrashish]

i think they have a pill for that

[@nvlarcht]

thrashish Thanks man.

[@ogiecruz8063]

How can it be that hard to find? Its just 2inches from the opening .😀

[@nicholascheadle]

It was a good finish too. Hahahha. The pap smear kits and Nuvarings part I mean. Lol

[@happycowsmmmcheese87]

This guy looks like a real-life Disney prince. LOL

[@emercycrite]

Except he looks anatomically correct. VERY anatomically correct

[@happycowsmmmcheese87]

+emercycrite I think you are confusing Disney Princes with Ken Dolls. Nobody has ever suggested that Disney Princes are missing anything.

[@emercycrite]

happycowsmmmcheese87 You've missed my point. I'm saying his bulge is definitely NOT Disney style G/PG-rated ;)

[@happycowsmmmcheese87]

+emercycrite lol. How long has it been since you've any classic Disney movies? Some of these those boys are packin.

[@Stoney-Jacksman]

the evil douchey prince yes.

[@itsgabbieagain]

" pain is just cartilage leaving your knee caps" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MsBeloved89]

lmao I was dying

[@silvacleo329]

🤪🤪🤪🤪😖

[@michellek2083]

Literally just read this right as he said this!!!!

[@StarlynMorel]

"that's like calling your face your throat" hahah very funny.

[@roseskye5484]

I dont get that one. Mind explaining?

[@roseskye5484]

twistedfork Oh, I got it when he told it just didnt find it funny... I thought I was missing something.

[@georgemilo7649]

I feel really stupid, I still don't get it

[@georgemilo7649]

I get the first layer to the joke but it felt like there was more, like he waited for a laugh

[@twistedfork]

Blow job is the second layer of the joke.

[@MrFallout3man]

Well we didn't get to hear Conan say it so ill go ahead and give it a go "That was Great,that was Fantastic,Matthew Broussard everybody!"

[@huerta25264]

*shakes hand and a pat on the back*

[@skippiescrunch]

You are a good person for helping me finish.

[@joeymk8393]

That's what she said

[@thetimsalaproject]

gob well done!

[@robwest9947]

oh COME ON

[@JoshShakespeare]

Didn't know Stefan from the vampire diaries did a little comedy on the side

[@larrystylinson3309]

Josh Shakespeare lmao I actually thought it was Paul Wesley when I saw the thumbnail

[@labi2999]

Ikr Paul is so talented

[@eliskadvorakova1717]

exactly why I clicked on this....:D

[@seanmwhisler]

R full kg f seek basic

[@savanahcurrie9176]

Glad someone else noticed how alike they look !!

[@BdR76]

3:36 "I was about to euphemism her metaphor" xD LOL

[@Top7-k9s]

Could you explain that one plz.

[@briananderson8428]

He's got a genuine way about him. No over-the-top antics. Great pacing and connection. Refreshing. Well done.

[@Cardboardbocs]

the douche bag thing was further enforced when i saw no socks. lol great bit.

[@TheRalouch]

its hot out there bro

[@TonyCox1351]

"I ONLY RESPECT PEOPLE WITH CLOTH ON THEIR FEET"

[@jimmiller5876]

People don't wear socks with boat shoes

[@Katya_Lastochka]

Jim Miller Forreal.

[@Rita-kx3yr]

I admit. I was instantly concerned when I looked down and saw loafers.

[@AwesomenessHippopotamus]

Dude this guy was actually really funny, one to look out for in the future

[@clicheguevara5282]

Hello from the future. He’s _finally_ starting to blow up this year.

[@CameraHam]

Fun fact about Dr Grafenberg is that the term “g-spot” was actually attributed to him after he died because a female doctor wrote a paper on the g-spot and didn’t want it named after her. Her name is Doctor Beverley Whipple and she didn’t want it to be called “whipple’s tickle” so she called it the g-spot.

[@meilinwu1731]

"That's not gynaecology, that's vaginal imperialism!" hahaha amazing

[@aminag4836]

Meilin Wu best line 😂

[@TehMomo_]

HE RIGHT THO

[@calisongbird]

And I think the “Manifest Ovaries” line went right over their heads...

[@DiandraStarShine]

vaginal *colonialism,* imho..by a man who "had NO idea it existed" and then decides to plant his flag of not only 'discovering' it for the first time..as if he were a god actually *creating* it..but ALSO he decides to name it after himself!! hilarious and totally absurd!🙄yes, i think *that* about sums it up!

[@idontwantahandlethough]

@@DiandraStarShine I feel like MAYBE a woman could have probably told him about its existence, lol. I find it hard to believe that not a single woman (or even many) weren't already aware of the g spot, it's just that nobody listened to them or cared about their enjoyment :/ On the other hand, its possible they didnt know! Lol tbh, this question got me wondering as to the average number of female orgasms psh (per sex had) over the past centuries. I imagine that it was.... horrifyingly low, given that many men I've met in my lifetime still REFUSE to believe that women are even capable of enjoying sex. Like.... yeah, I have no doubt they're not enjoying whatever you're doing to them, but that's a problem with your technique, not women lol

[@kellybills2987]

He looks like a Hemsworth.

[@aldown]

lol, I clicked on the video because I found it so rare to see such a handsome stand up comic. Funny enough that's the first thing he addressed. Well played, sir.

[@SummerDream222]

I had low expectations, but I came out very satisfied.

[@johnlewis8934]

BeLight every woman I have been with says that about me

[@aap71]

@@johnlewis8934 yup, that's literally the top review John lewis' yelp page

[@JMarchel]

@@johnlewis8934 sure jan

[@mammontustado9680]

I guess he found your g-spot

[@DannyKlimt]

I liked those clever jokes very much

[@messedupdweeb]

A nerd’s mind inside a jock’s face and body. And a great sense of humor to boot. What more can you ask for?

[@Varendil]

He's funny and his jokes were kinda nice and clever tbh

[@CidsReality]

Beautiful, smart, and funny. I love him.

[@2nd3rd1st]

You can't fool us, Matthew Broussard's mom.

[@CidsReality]

You got me.

[@Tetratronic]

More of this dude please!

[@siestaface]

Yeah he's someone straight outta my Japanese anime's

[@Animagladius]

You're that ninja...

[@namdupper]

+ZENPOOL What?

[@siestaface]

+badmankelpthief Metal Gear reference

[@claytonbeeney]

this guy would make a great comedy writer

[@RolandMcGruner]

HAhahaha, you don't think he delivered too well?

[@claytonbeeney]

I never said that! I just think his ideas would translate well to a show

[@eraldylli]

He's a pretty good performer, but the material itself is his strongest suit, as opposed to someone like Hedberg, whose success was mostly a result of his delivery. Imagine someone, let's say from Blue Collar gang, doing Mitch's material. They would most likely bomb.

[@RichTake]

This was a quality set. I enjoyed it

[@ragtag7x]

"Vaginal Imperialism" LMAO

[@landonholt7961]

As a student nurse, this man is my hero!

[@hawkeyepierce9794]

As a student nurse you should know that the g-spot doesn't exist. www.medicaldaily.com/italian-scientist-says-g-spot-doesnt-exist-cuv-region-new-erogenous-zone-may-hold-key-300056

[@stormtepas9768]

+Hawkeye Pierce the CUV complex is just a smarter name for what we commonly refer to as the "G-spot". it is an area that exists and just because this man has specified more about why it feels good doesn't mean that the name G-spot can no longer be used.

[@hawkeyepierce9794]

Storm te Pas That's kinda like saying " a horse is just a smarter name for a unicorn."

[@ddebenedictis]

Interestingly that cited article states "varies from woman to woman depending on the hormonal cycle", which makes it considerably more difficult to define, identify and/or locate in any particular woman. So to me it just boils down to more of the same nonsense as "G-spot". Just play together and discover what feels good!

[@Be1smaht]

Oh I'm sry nurses are terrible , but Doctors ruuuuuule. We tell you what to dooooooo

[@pmeadowdale]

"...I was about to euphemism her metaphor..." HA! I love it!

[@Groanola]

His jokes were actually pretty funny

[@Istanbul0687]

Dr. Fallopious.... of tube fame

[@PhillyFrank1]

Being self-aware is definitely an asset in comedy. This guy knows how he looks to others after all those "revenge of the nerds" movies -- conventionally handsome guys are the douchebags, often in real-life, too. Why else would be surprised when a really good-looking man (or woman) turns out to be nice as well? Any jokes about the male G-spot? I'll bet this guy could nail it (so to speak).

[@izored]

He cool, he good

[@eraldylli]

You right, that tru.

[@PrestigeClips]

I appreciate him

[@wooshbait36]

Me like

[@rebelbeammasterx8472]

Da tru, tru.

[@GgGg-te2dn]

I just muted him to focus on masterbation

[@AsherSax]

This guy has balls. He's a man who decided to write most of his 5 minutes on female anatomy jokes in 2019, and they all worked. How does that happen

[@93macpherson]

probably because they were tasteful, intelligent and genuinely funny. Very progressive of him to take that approach

[@MeggsNBaconn]

Yeah, he looks like a God, & the dude is truly funny!

[@HazeGreyAndUnderway]

no, he's a douchebag.

[@JulianXtra]

this guy nailed every joke, Loved it

[@mreminemism]

This guys gonna make it.

[@eraldylli]

Nice strategy that one, putting himself down and so by contrast his act stands out more. Many of my female friends do that; say something bad about themselves so the others would say something nice about them. Basically fishing for compliments. "Look at me, I'm a stupid jock! But wait, I'm also funny and clever!" Anyways, I really enjoyed his act!

[@aldown]

but that's not really putting himself down, specially because most comics are self deprecating. He is acknowledging the fact that he is good looking, hence unrelatable; basically asking for a fair shot.

[@Angie-yv7ws]

+aldown true

[@JaBarge303]

He also is another white male, so who knows how far he can make it

[@xgullafter9590]

@@JaBarge303 hahahaha that's precisely why he's guaranteed to succeed though, I'm sure he would agree with me as well

[@JaimeEskobar]

"Lets go in there and claim what ours" HAHAHA

[@2nd3rd1st]

I thought 'well, handsome 80's George Michael's little brother can't be funny' but his stuff was actually really good. Wouldn't be surprised if he got the comics on the couch to laugh.

[@jimmy27paul]

He really does look a 1980s American villain from Brat pack or Molly Ringwald movies lol!

[@fromthehaven94]

Definitely the James Spader character in Pretty in Pink. Or Billy Zabka.

[@mattp2695]

that cross fit joke was so fitting

[@queenelizabee7246]

I’m glad that joke WORKED OUT for ya. Haha

[@pseudonayme7717]

"Just stumbled across it while I was studying abroad", ba dum tss. Cheesy and fun too :D

[@LiezlRuiz0]

He's a clever comedian and a hot one to boot. I've never heard any of his jokes. Kudos to him for being so original and coming up with intelligent jokes!

[@a.d.peterson1981]

Genius work, in a GQ package. A pleasant surprise...

[@darkshadowlord2]

Intelligent comedy! Watch out comedians of the world! This was awesome!

[@valhalla1240]

I LOVE it when comedians refer to their faces and hit it right on the nose :D like Amy Schumer calling herself "looking like I recently milked something"

[@cnsummers4086]

This guy's a hit! Very funny and laid back style of delivery

[@fatal1ty3333]

Genuinely one of the funniest guys I've seen appear as a guest on any late show, if you're reading this good work bud :)

[@DavidCruickshank]

I think I've found my new favourite comedian.

[@parkjeong5296]

Hes like a young timothy olyphant

[@33nano]

That G-spot joke was super hilarious 😂

[@noise.s]

This guy was great! Matthew I hope you'll get more stuff, you deserve it.

[@neghiethervil5606]

G-spot joke was awesome. Snuck it in there, didn't even notice at first.

[@hugge123456]

Something about this guy reminds me of Jim Carrey

[@swindahl]

Yeah sure, before the massive brain injury you sustained, You say Smoking alot because you can not light a sigaret anymore. Hence the....man...

[@hugge123456]

Soren Windahl What are you actually talking about friend?

[@bamadave83]

he's probably funnier

[@ClutchCody]

It's the douchey bone structure

[@plainrosiejane]

i see it. its the mouth/smile . lol and the hair tbh.

[@davroshortcloak]

lol I loved this guy! I think its the first time I liked a comic doing stand up on conan, I think his opening was really strong and made the audience like him

[@ludmillagutomo]

"G stands for job well done" 😂😂😂

[@guevarasamson1165]

That’s like calling your face, your throat! Lmao

[@meggriffin1848]

Ernst Gräfenberg Physician

[@eraldylli]

Shut up, Meg!

[@ogiecruz8063]

Yeah, shut up Meg nobody likes ya !! lol

[@garnaaltijger]

Shut up Meg!

[@TheMpo1986]

do you want a sad sounding fart meg?

[@uptonroboticsptyltd3665]

I like you a little Meg.

[@gerANNAmoe]

More of this please, thank you!

[@sivx17]

"vaginal imperialism" lol that had me good...

[@liyralawless7164]

I love how his description of grafenberg makes me picture him, in scrubs.

[@Gabkicks]

I lost $14,000 today and this made me smile for a bit

[@someoneelse7724]

That sucks I hope you find it.

[@MidnightSt]

and if they do, do you think they'll name the spot where they found the money after themselves? second g-spot?

[@666popeman666]

nice dude

[@mmsdmmsd]

Must have had all your eggs in a shitty bitcoin exchange.

[@jjinx5407]

Gabkicks I sense much sex will also make you smile. Get sooommmmeee.

[@alimon89]

That was unexpectedly amazing!

[@gctdonyre]

He sounds like Daniel Tosh, just listen to it with browser minimized.

[@dennman37]

He does indeed

[@ariellapansinoneelefkovits2701]

G D ew don't ruin it!

[@thechugdude]

I laughed out loud

[@thechugdude]

+Erald Ylli lost it in an eating accident

[@eraldylli]

Sorry 'bout that. :\ Maybe if you go on a diet it will grow back?

[@thechugdude]

+Erald Ylli I'm afraid I was not clear enough. My neck was eaten.

[@eraldylli]

Oh, I see (it not).

[@thechugdude]

+Erald Ylli Please let me know if you do.

[@JerKur18]

I almost spit out my milk at found the g-spot and founded the g-spot. This guy is genius! 😄

[@JohnCooper-es3iy]

Great set.

[@bbdsmith88]

That CrossFit joke was perfect. I laughed loudly

[@heythere9707]

Ben Smith sarcasm?

[@rooksentertainment1970]

I freaking love Matthew Broussard!

[@norainnoflowers1551]

oh my god, i love this guy's jokes they're sooo clever and funny!

[@doncoroleone7815]

Great set!

[@Demitchii]

“Pain is just cartilage leaving your kneecaps” lmao

[@reddexred]

both funny and educational..... good lone!

[@Skims24]

"I was about to euphemism her metaphor"😂😂😂

[@Murphator]

"pain is just cartilage leaving your kneecap" XD

[@TheLastDab]

really nice and funny stand up. well done

[@makusuwerusan7390]

"That's like calling your face throat"!? 😂😂😂

[@morqr8527]

I love Matthew Broussard

[@54321emb]

Loved his set!

[@mrpeanutbutter6817]

This one was good!

[@cherylchaan7255]

He's so funny! i love this so much

[@goguma2008]

good new fresh jokes. enjoyed that.

[@sogeking6925]

Hahah he was right from the start 'till the end... He was spot on! no? ok.

[@justkeepitoriginal]

"G" stands for job well done!

[@sebastiancardoso]

Super-solid :D

[@Altemimi123]

I love knowledge.

[@rdelrosso2001]

I never knew of this guy until today, Aug 27, 2016, but he is GREAT! He has a great future!

[@alexanderqbe]

2:30 - Awesome quote

[@thirtysixzed]

This is one of the better stand ups in Conan.

[@bigmattwheel]

I actually enjoyed this stand up!

[@JonathanTyler13]

This was a surprisingly awesome set

[@toshir100]

Fantastic routine!!! As a bio teacher this made me ROFL!!

[@laithm153]

He sounds like Daniel tosh. Literally his voice, but also the humor

[@troruaz]

dude's a spot-on lookalike for Zack of Saved by the Bell fame. The closer joke was awesome, good stuff!

[@watermelonwonders5213]

I saw this guy live in Dallas! What a great guy, he also has a website for math riddles/puns. >>Monday Punday

[@FromanVince]

I liked it, great stuff@!

[@bread884]

This was a great 5 min set

[@alair9286]

I looked him up because I saw him on that snapchat thing and thought he was very witty. He still doesn't cease to impress me

[@JohnnyCatFitz]

I hope he books that convention!

[@deistmutt]

Wow.. this guy is actually damn smart in his jokes.. oh wow.. first time i've seen someone like this on Conan.. cool.

[@miriamaesthetic5137]

I typed "good looking comedians" and he was the first result

[@npsck1802]

Please let this guy blow up. I want to look at his face more often.

[@Amerikachan]

Funny AND smart!

[@sabafarrukh1795]

He was so cool! great job.