"I tried to look him up, but he was hard to find" that was actually pretty good 😂
@nvlarcht8 жыл бұрын
Yeah,I clapped like a maniac to that.
@thrashish8 жыл бұрын
i think they have a pill for that
@nvlarcht8 жыл бұрын
thrashish Thanks man.
@ogiecruz80638 жыл бұрын
How can it be that hard to find? Its just 2inches from the opening .😀
@nicholascheadle8 жыл бұрын
It was a good finish too. Hahahha. The pap smear kits and Nuvarings part I mean. Lol
@happycowsmmmcheese878 жыл бұрын
This guy looks like a real-life Disney prince. LOL
@emercycrite8 жыл бұрын
Except he looks anatomically correct. VERY anatomically correct
@happycowsmmmcheese878 жыл бұрын
+emercycrite I think you are confusing Disney Princes with Ken Dolls. Nobody has ever suggested that Disney Princes are missing anything.
@emercycrite8 жыл бұрын
happycowsmmmcheese87 You've missed my point. I'm saying his bulge is definitely NOT Disney style G/PG-rated ;)
@happycowsmmmcheese878 жыл бұрын
+emercycrite lol. How long has it been since you've any classic Disney movies? Some of these those boys are packin.
@Stoney-Jacksman7 жыл бұрын
the evil douchey prince yes.
@itsgabbieagain5 жыл бұрын
" pain is just cartilage leaving your knee caps" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@MsBeloved895 жыл бұрын
lmao I was dying
@silvacleo3295 жыл бұрын
🤪🤪🤪🤪😖
@michellek20834 жыл бұрын
Literally just read this right as he said this!!!!
@StarlynMorel8 жыл бұрын
"that's like calling your face your throat" hahah very funny.
@roseskye54848 жыл бұрын
I dont get that one. Mind explaining?
@roseskye54848 жыл бұрын
twistedfork Oh, I got it when he told it just didnt find it funny... I thought I was missing something.
@georgemilo76498 жыл бұрын
I feel really stupid, I still don't get it
@georgemilo76498 жыл бұрын
I get the first layer to the joke but it felt like there was more, like he waited for a laugh
@twistedfork8 жыл бұрын
Blow job is the second layer of the joke.
@MrFallout3man8 жыл бұрын
Well we didn't get to hear Conan say it so ill go ahead and give it a go "That was Great,that was Fantastic,Matthew Broussard everybody!"
@huerta252648 жыл бұрын
*shakes hand and a pat on the back*
@skippiescrunch8 жыл бұрын
You are a good person for helping me finish.
@joeymk83938 жыл бұрын
That's what she said
@thetimsalaproject8 жыл бұрын
gob well done!
@robwest99477 жыл бұрын
oh COME ON
@JoshShakespeare8 жыл бұрын
Didn't know Stefan from the vampire diaries did a little comedy on the side
@larrystylinson33096 жыл бұрын
Josh Shakespeare lmao I actually thought it was Paul Wesley when I saw the thumbnail
@labi29996 жыл бұрын
Ikr Paul is so talented
@eliskadvorakova17176 жыл бұрын
exactly why I clicked on this....:D
@seanmwhisler5 жыл бұрын
R full kg f seek basic
@savanahcurrie91765 жыл бұрын
Glad someone else noticed how alike they look !!
@BdR768 жыл бұрын
3:36 "I was about to euphemism her metaphor" xD LOL
@Top7-k9s4 жыл бұрын
Could you explain that one plz.
@briananderson84283 жыл бұрын
He's got a genuine way about him. No over-the-top antics. Great pacing and connection. Refreshing. Well done.
@Cardboardbocs8 жыл бұрын
the douche bag thing was further enforced when i saw no socks. lol great bit.
@TheRalouch8 жыл бұрын
its hot out there bro
@TonyCox13518 жыл бұрын
"I ONLY RESPECT PEOPLE WITH CLOTH ON THEIR FEET"
@jimmiller58767 жыл бұрын
People don't wear socks with boat shoes
@Katya_Lastochka7 жыл бұрын
Jim Miller Forreal.
@Rita-kx3yr5 жыл бұрын
I admit. I was instantly concerned when I looked down and saw loafers.
@AwesomenessHippopotamus8 жыл бұрын
Dude this guy was actually really funny, one to look out for in the future
@clicheguevara5282 Жыл бұрын
Hello from the future. He’s _finally_ starting to blow up this year.
@CameraHam Жыл бұрын
Fun fact about Dr Grafenberg is that the term “g-spot” was actually attributed to him after he died because a female doctor wrote a paper on the g-spot and didn’t want it named after her. Her name is Doctor Beverley Whipple and she didn’t want it to be called “whipple’s tickle” so she called it the g-spot.
@meilinwu17318 жыл бұрын
"That's not gynaecology, that's vaginal imperialism!" hahaha amazing
@aminag48366 жыл бұрын
Meilin Wu best line 😂
@TehMomo_5 жыл бұрын
HE RIGHT THO
@calisongbird4 жыл бұрын
And I think the “Manifest Ovaries” line went right over their heads...
@DiandraStarShine4 жыл бұрын
vaginal *colonialism,* imho..by a man who "had NO idea it existed" and then decides to plant his flag of not only 'discovering' it for the first time..as if he were a god actually *creating* it..but ALSO he decides to name it after himself!! hilarious and totally absurd!🙄yes, i think *that* about sums it up!
@idontwantahandlethough2 жыл бұрын
@@DiandraStarShine I feel like MAYBE a woman could have probably told him about its existence, lol. I find it hard to believe that not a single woman (or even many) weren't already aware of the g spot, it's just that nobody listened to them or cared about their enjoyment :/ On the other hand, its possible they didnt know! Lol tbh, this question got me wondering as to the average number of female orgasms psh (per sex had) over the past centuries. I imagine that it was.... horrifyingly low, given that many men I've met in my lifetime still REFUSE to believe that women are even capable of enjoying sex. Like.... yeah, I have no doubt they're not enjoying whatever you're doing to them, but that's a problem with your technique, not women lol
@kellybills29877 жыл бұрын
He looks like a Hemsworth.
@aldown8 жыл бұрын
lol, I clicked on the video because I found it so rare to see such a handsome stand up comic. Funny enough that's the first thing he addressed. Well played, sir.
@SummerDream2228 жыл бұрын
I had low expectations, but I came out very satisfied.
@johnlewis89345 жыл бұрын
BeLight every woman I have been with says that about me
@aap715 жыл бұрын
@@johnlewis8934 yup, that's literally the top review John lewis' yelp page
@JMarchel5 жыл бұрын
@@johnlewis8934 sure jan
@mammontustado96803 жыл бұрын
I guess he found your g-spot
@DannyKlimt8 жыл бұрын
I liked those clever jokes very much
@messedupdweeb6 жыл бұрын
A nerd’s mind inside a jock’s face and body. And a great sense of humor to boot. What more can you ask for?
@Varendil8 жыл бұрын
He's funny and his jokes were kinda nice and clever tbh
@CidsReality8 жыл бұрын
Beautiful, smart, and funny. I love him.
@2nd3rd1st8 жыл бұрын
You can't fool us, Matthew Broussard's mom.
@CidsReality8 жыл бұрын
You got me.
@Tetratronic8 жыл бұрын
More of this dude please!
@siestaface8 жыл бұрын
Yeah he's someone straight outta my Japanese anime's
@Animagladius8 жыл бұрын
You're that ninja...
@namdupper8 жыл бұрын
+ZENPOOL What?
@siestaface8 жыл бұрын
+badmankelpthief Metal Gear reference
@claytonbeeney8 жыл бұрын
this guy would make a great comedy writer
@RolandMcGruner8 жыл бұрын
HAhahaha, you don't think he delivered too well?
@claytonbeeney8 жыл бұрын
I never said that! I just think his ideas would translate well to a show
@eraldylli8 жыл бұрын
He's a pretty good performer, but the material itself is his strongest suit, as opposed to someone like Hedberg, whose success was mostly a result of his delivery. Imagine someone, let's say from Blue Collar gang, doing Mitch's material. They would most likely bomb.
@RichTake8 жыл бұрын
This was a quality set. I enjoyed it
@ragtag7x8 жыл бұрын
"Vaginal Imperialism" LMAO
@landonholt79618 жыл бұрын
As a student nurse, this man is my hero!
@hawkeyepierce97948 жыл бұрын
As a student nurse you should know that the g-spot doesn't exist. www.medicaldaily.com/italian-scientist-says-g-spot-doesnt-exist-cuv-region-new-erogenous-zone-may-hold-key-300056
@stormtepas97688 жыл бұрын
+Hawkeye Pierce the CUV complex is just a smarter name for what we commonly refer to as the "G-spot". it is an area that exists and just because this man has specified more about why it feels good doesn't mean that the name G-spot can no longer be used.
@hawkeyepierce97948 жыл бұрын
Storm te Pas That's kinda like saying " a horse is just a smarter name for a unicorn."
@ddebenedictis8 жыл бұрын
Interestingly that cited article states "varies from woman to woman depending on the hormonal cycle", which makes it considerably more difficult to define, identify and/or locate in any particular woman. So to me it just boils down to more of the same nonsense as "G-spot". Just play together and discover what feels good!
@Be1smaht6 жыл бұрын
Oh I'm sry nurses are terrible , but Doctors ruuuuuule. We tell you what to dooooooo
@pmeadowdale8 жыл бұрын
"...I was about to euphemism her metaphor..." HA! I love it!
@Groanola8 жыл бұрын
His jokes were actually pretty funny
@Istanbul06878 жыл бұрын
Dr. Fallopious.... of tube fame
@PhillyFrank16 жыл бұрын
Being self-aware is definitely an asset in comedy. This guy knows how he looks to others after all those "revenge of the nerds" movies -- conventionally handsome guys are the douchebags, often in real-life, too. Why else would be surprised when a really good-looking man (or woman) turns out to be nice as well? Any jokes about the male G-spot? I'll bet this guy could nail it (so to speak).
@izored8 жыл бұрын
He cool, he good
@eraldylli8 жыл бұрын
You right, that tru.
@PrestigeClips8 жыл бұрын
I appreciate him
@wooshbait368 жыл бұрын
Me like
@rebelbeammasterx84728 жыл бұрын
Da tru, tru.
@GgGg-te2dn7 жыл бұрын
I just muted him to focus on masterbation
@AsherSax5 жыл бұрын
This guy has balls. He's a man who decided to write most of his 5 minutes on female anatomy jokes in 2019, and they all worked. How does that happen
@93macpherson2 жыл бұрын
probably because they were tasteful, intelligent and genuinely funny. Very progressive of him to take that approach
@MeggsNBaconn8 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he looks like a God, & the dude is truly funny!
@HazeGreyAndUnderway8 жыл бұрын
no, he's a douchebag.
@JulianXtra8 жыл бұрын
this guy nailed every joke, Loved it
@mreminemism8 жыл бұрын
This guys gonna make it.
@eraldylli8 жыл бұрын
Nice strategy that one, putting himself down and so by contrast his act stands out more. Many of my female friends do that; say something bad about themselves so the others would say something nice about them. Basically fishing for compliments. "Look at me, I'm a stupid jock! But wait, I'm also funny and clever!" Anyways, I really enjoyed his act!
@aldown8 жыл бұрын
but that's not really putting himself down, specially because most comics are self deprecating. He is acknowledging the fact that he is good looking, hence unrelatable; basically asking for a fair shot.
@Angie-yv7ws8 жыл бұрын
+aldown true
@JaBarge3037 жыл бұрын
He also is another white male, so who knows how far he can make it
@xgullafter95905 жыл бұрын
@@JaBarge303 hahahaha that's precisely why he's guaranteed to succeed though, I'm sure he would agree with me as well
@JaimeEskobar7 жыл бұрын
"Lets go in there and claim what ours" HAHAHA
@2nd3rd1st8 жыл бұрын
I thought 'well, handsome 80's George Michael's little brother can't be funny' but his stuff was actually really good. Wouldn't be surprised if he got the comics on the couch to laugh.
@jimmy27paul8 жыл бұрын
He really does look a 1980s American villain from Brat pack or Molly Ringwald movies lol!
@fromthehaven943 жыл бұрын
Definitely the James Spader character in Pretty in Pink. Or Billy Zabka.
@mattp26957 жыл бұрын
that cross fit joke was so fitting
@queenelizabee72464 жыл бұрын
I’m glad that joke WORKED OUT for ya. Haha
@pseudonayme77178 жыл бұрын
"Just stumbled across it while I was studying abroad", ba dum tss. Cheesy and fun too :D
@LiezlRuiz08 жыл бұрын
He's a clever comedian and a hot one to boot. I've never heard any of his jokes. Kudos to him for being so original and coming up with intelligent jokes!
@a.d.peterson19818 жыл бұрын
Genius work, in a GQ package. A pleasant surprise...
@darkshadowlord28 жыл бұрын
Intelligent comedy! Watch out comedians of the world! This was awesome!
@valhalla12408 жыл бұрын
I LOVE it when comedians refer to their faces and hit it right on the nose :D like Amy Schumer calling herself "looking like I recently milked something"
@cnsummers40868 жыл бұрын
This guy's a hit! Very funny and laid back style of delivery
@fatal1ty33338 жыл бұрын
Genuinely one of the funniest guys I've seen appear as a guest on any late show, if you're reading this good work bud :)
@DavidCruickshank8 жыл бұрын
I think I've found my new favourite comedian.
@parkjeong52967 жыл бұрын
Hes like a young timothy olyphant
@33nano4 жыл бұрын
That G-spot joke was super hilarious 😂
@noise.s8 жыл бұрын
This guy was great! Matthew I hope you'll get more stuff, you deserve it.
@neghiethervil56067 жыл бұрын
G-spot joke was awesome. Snuck it in there, didn't even notice at first.
@hugge1234568 жыл бұрын
Something about this guy reminds me of Jim Carrey
@swindahl8 жыл бұрын
Yeah sure, before the massive brain injury you sustained, You say Smoking alot because you can not light a sigaret anymore. Hence the....man...
@hugge1234568 жыл бұрын
Soren Windahl What are you actually talking about friend?
@bamadave838 жыл бұрын
he's probably funnier
@ClutchCody8 жыл бұрын
It's the douchey bone structure
@plainrosiejane5 жыл бұрын
i see it. its the mouth/smile . lol and the hair tbh.
@davroshortcloak8 жыл бұрын
lol I loved this guy! I think its the first time I liked a comic doing stand up on conan, I think his opening was really strong and made the audience like him
@ludmillagutomo4 жыл бұрын
"G stands for job well done" 😂😂😂
@guevarasamson11655 жыл бұрын
That’s like calling your face, your throat! Lmao
@meggriffin18488 жыл бұрын
Ernst Gräfenberg Physician
@eraldylli8 жыл бұрын
Shut up, Meg!
@ogiecruz80638 жыл бұрын
Yeah, shut up Meg nobody likes ya !! lol
@garnaaltijger8 жыл бұрын
Shut up Meg!
@TheMpo19868 жыл бұрын
do you want a sad sounding fart meg?
@uptonroboticsptyltd36658 жыл бұрын
I like you a little Meg.
@gerANNAmoe5 жыл бұрын
More of this please, thank you!
@sivx178 жыл бұрын
"vaginal imperialism" lol that had me good...
@liyralawless7164 Жыл бұрын
I love how his description of grafenberg makes me picture him, in scrubs.
@Gabkicks8 жыл бұрын
I lost $14,000 today and this made me smile for a bit
@someoneelse77248 жыл бұрын
That sucks I hope you find it.
@MidnightSt8 жыл бұрын
and if they do, do you think they'll name the spot where they found the money after themselves? second g-spot?
@666popeman6668 жыл бұрын
nice dude
@mmsdmmsd8 жыл бұрын
Must have had all your eggs in a shitty bitcoin exchange.
@jjinx54078 жыл бұрын
Gabkicks I sense much sex will also make you smile. Get sooommmmeee.
@alimon898 жыл бұрын
That was unexpectedly amazing!
@gctdonyre8 жыл бұрын
He sounds like Daniel Tosh, just listen to it with browser minimized.
@dennman378 жыл бұрын
He does indeed
@ariellapansinoneelefkovits27016 жыл бұрын
G D ew don't ruin it!
@thechugdude8 жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud
@thechugdude8 жыл бұрын
+Erald Ylli lost it in an eating accident
@eraldylli8 жыл бұрын
Sorry 'bout that. :\ Maybe if you go on a diet it will grow back?
@thechugdude8 жыл бұрын
+Erald Ylli I'm afraid I was not clear enough. My neck was eaten.
@eraldylli8 жыл бұрын
Oh, I see (it not).
@thechugdude8 жыл бұрын
+Erald Ylli Please let me know if you do.
@JerKur183 жыл бұрын
I almost spit out my milk at found the g-spot and founded the g-spot. This guy is genius! 😄
@JohnCooper-es3iy6 жыл бұрын
Great set.
@bbdsmith885 жыл бұрын
That CrossFit joke was perfect. I laughed loudly
@heythere97075 жыл бұрын
Ben Smith sarcasm?
@rooksentertainment19707 жыл бұрын
I freaking love Matthew Broussard!
@norainnoflowers15515 жыл бұрын
oh my god, i love this guy's jokes they're sooo clever and funny!
@doncoroleone78158 жыл бұрын
Great set!
@Demitchii4 жыл бұрын
“Pain is just cartilage leaving your kneecaps” lmao
@reddexred8 жыл бұрын
both funny and educational..... good lone!
@Skims246 жыл бұрын
"I was about to euphemism her metaphor"😂😂😂
@Murphator5 жыл бұрын
"pain is just cartilage leaving your kneecap" XD
@TheLastDab8 жыл бұрын
really nice and funny stand up. well done
@makusuwerusan73905 жыл бұрын
"That's like calling your face throat"!? 😂😂😂
@morqr85277 жыл бұрын
I love Matthew Broussard
@54321emb8 жыл бұрын
Loved his set!
@mrpeanutbutter68177 жыл бұрын
This one was good!
@cherylchaan72558 жыл бұрын
He's so funny! i love this so much
@goguma20088 жыл бұрын
good new fresh jokes. enjoyed that.
@sogeking69258 жыл бұрын
Hahah he was right from the start 'till the end... He was spot on! no? ok.
@justkeepitoriginal8 жыл бұрын
"G" stands for job well done!
@sebastiancardoso8 жыл бұрын
Super-solid :D
@Altemimi1236 жыл бұрын
I love knowledge.
@rdelrosso20018 жыл бұрын
I never knew of this guy until today, Aug 27, 2016, but he is GREAT! He has a great future!
@alexanderqbe8 жыл бұрын
2:30 - Awesome quote
@thirtysixzed8 жыл бұрын
This is one of the better stand ups in Conan.
@bigmattwheel8 жыл бұрын
I actually enjoyed this stand up!
@JonathanTyler137 жыл бұрын
This was a surprisingly awesome set
@toshir1008 жыл бұрын
Fantastic routine!!! As a bio teacher this made me ROFL!!
@laithm1538 жыл бұрын
He sounds like Daniel tosh. Literally his voice, but also the humor
@troruaz8 жыл бұрын
dude's a spot-on lookalike for Zack of Saved by the Bell fame. The closer joke was awesome, good stuff!
@watermelonwonders52137 жыл бұрын
I saw this guy live in Dallas! What a great guy, he also has a website for math riddles/puns. >>Monday Punday
@FromanVince8 жыл бұрын
I liked it, great stuff@!
@bread8843 жыл бұрын
This was a great 5 min set
@alair92866 жыл бұрын
I looked him up because I saw him on that snapchat thing and thought he was very witty. He still doesn't cease to impress me
@JohnnyCatFitz6 жыл бұрын
I hope he books that convention!
@deistmutt8 жыл бұрын
Wow.. this guy is actually damn smart in his jokes.. oh wow.. first time i've seen someone like this on Conan.. cool.
@miriamaesthetic51374 жыл бұрын
I typed "good looking comedians" and he was the first result
@npsck18025 жыл бұрын
Please let this guy blow up. I want to look at his face more often.