10 Truly Bizarre Jobs You Would Not Want to Have!

[@DMBArunimIshan]

The cryogenic job is pretty *cold* hahaha That was pretty bad

[@alexpreston8230]

Arunim Ishaan no

[@CntrlDevil]

Arunim Ishaan nah it was pretty cool

[@gamingdino1507]

You're all cold people

[@rhysaldridge6973]

😲 😲😲😲😲OMG

[@oceanman7477]

Arunim Ishaan it's a pretty cool job imo

[@Dollightful]

The chicken "processing" feels just as shocking and appalling as the first time I found out. It breaks my heart.

[@kflo8634]

I couldn't watch it because it's horrifying. I want to give up all poultry and eggs.

[@CellShadeee]

It's a chicken holocaust

[@ayakotami3318]

Same! It makes me want to stop eating eggs and poultry all together. 😓

[@sabercat5490]

Some of these jobs are important especially those linked to the crime scene investigations

[@shakenbake1976]

keep strong Matt!!! I as well suffer from depression, but find your videos to move my dark clouds away and make my knowledge continue to grow. tks info Whale!!! thank you!

[@KauanRMKlein]

"Oh! That's genitalia. Wait..Yep, that's genitalia, we've got something". That joke was crucial! The video was taking a turn towards the horrible and in that moment when the viewer feels kind of vulnerable and a bit sick, that joke saves everything and it's really uplifting. You're getting pretty good at this stuff lately, Matt. Not only you either. A lot of my favourite youtubers have been growing into new unexpected heights. There has been a growing finesse among the best of you.

[@KauanRMKlein]

I've been around since 2014. What I'm saying is that he's been getting better, more professional lately. And not only him but a handful of others too. Matt has been developing his act in ways that are subtle but very efficient. The scripting of that one joke was just an example of a trend I've been noticing.

[@KauanRMKlein]

Oh well. I've been speaking English since I was very little, but it's still not a language I use socially, so. Anyway, I don't think there's such a thing as an English level necessary to consume youtube videos. I may be wrong.

[@KauanRMKlein]

No I'm not.

[@mandienewsom5260]

Its awesome seeing matt back Ive missed the knowledge whale🐳🐋

[@beeeeee8023]

Amanda Kirkman me 😂

[@cmjd07]

very much agreed

[@hjkanis7209]

thank you for another great video. Peace!

[@sgtdh6892]

I am a Public Safety Diver. It is rough at times, but the worse part is Dead Man’s KISS. You never find the bodies, their white faces find you first and most divers panic at the unexpected site and lose half their air. I have done it for years and only rescued 1 little girl. 😢 Most Times we are there for recovery. Did I mention it’s also voluntary?

[@V.KirishimaCrimsonChaos]

Christopher Dauenhauer I give you full respect on your task. I understand it can be heart breaking and nightmare fueling at times. Thank you for stepping up so others can get much needed answers.

[@elsabella8266]

It is certainly true that I wouldn't really want to have some jobs stated on the list but I have an immense amount of respect for those who do. Thank you for putting your lives and mental health at a considerable amount of risk to keep us safe from harm or to pursue the ever-elusive knowledge in your particular field of study. Thanks 🙇‍♀️❤

[@Midnight3Wonder]

Of all these jobs, I'd much rather be a parapsychologist. It's actually a profession I'd love to be in. I've always had a passion and talent for the weird and supernatural things in life. I myself have had several supernatural encounters and I really enjoyed them. My family has a bit of a love for ghosts and stuff so I always just grew up believing in these sorts of things and understanding it. Funny enough, contrary to what any horror movie would tell you, most of my supernatural encounters were friendly and even life saving. Back when I was a baby, I accidentally fell down the basement stairs and was about to crack my head open on the cement flooring before my mom could reach me only to find that something had caught me just in time. I was just inches away from hitting the ground, being safely held by some invisible force. It actually took my mom a moment to analyze what she was seeing, snap out of her trance, and finally pick me up. Surprisingly, I was just fine even after such a nasty fall. When I heard about the story a few years later from my mom after she was reminded of the event from a picture on an old calendar, I was amazed and it's sparked my interests in the supernatural ever since. While I am not currently interested in pursuing a career of such things as I have already chosen a different career path that I quite enjoy, I would not mind being a parapsychologist. Just so long as I don't have to deal with any dead bodies . . . ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE FUEL!!!

[@Kai-uj5go]

I wouldn't mind 2 or 3 of these jobs the rest of them are hard nopes.

[@scarveshikingboots5143]

how would you like to be a forensic pathologist??? no? okay I guess I'm the only person crazy enough to want to be one

[@crunchtoast6685]

i would

[@User458etc]

*Bizarre it is, bizarre*

[@tristanayala2755]

I S T H I S A J O J O R E F E R E N C E

[@User458etc]

maybe, maybe not

[@tristanayala2755]

*Suspicious face*

[@MeganGShipp]

How do you bold?

[@tristanayala2755]

*

[@rongoodpasture9285]

I got so happy when I saw your video pop up. Glad to have you back Matt.

[@wesleysmith5737]

I’m actually going to college next year to be a biologist, and I may potentially go on to get a more specific degree Arachnology! I am also interested in herpetology, entomology, zoology, and sub jobs of all of those (including forensic entomology and exotic pet/zoological vet)

[@vadjearifovska1167]

i love this guy he is like the cool teacher that everyone loves (history teacher)

[@Mimi-ss3xx]

I've been to the Paris catacombs, it really isn't that creepy. It's was an interesting experience and I highly recommend you go see it.

[@fiercelyhumble8315]

No thank you

[@fiercelyhumble8315]

Adriana Fleming no thanks

[@Karan-Aujla]

Adriana Fleming Me being a rebel,I snuck out of the marked areas and almost got lost,seemed pretty creepy to me.

[@JasonAZ583]

Are you talking from the dead

[@Table002]

Adriana Fleming I would but my parents would call me crazy.

[@theshitshow3144]

im glad hes back . such a amazing thing to see this guy make it through his struggles and still continue to grow in his shoes .

[@nyteriousdaligdig6410]

Soooo good to have the Knowledge Whale back!

[@Kuro_Reaper]

I side with Matt on the plan to stay away from anything spiders/insects and dead people.

[@Just_a_Goth]

KuroReaper The irony...

[@jgillylikesbudsalot7436]

You're a wimp

[@ineedusernameok3613]

Guy 1 - What's a cryogenic engineer? Guy 2 - The thing they froze you in on Fallout 4. Guy 1 - Oohh

[@diestimme6282]

I died with #6 aaaand now there's sharks. I'm terrified of sharks. Aaand spiders I'm out

[@illiteratemochi4150]

spiders are dope. I know a lot of people are afraid of arachnids and insects but not everyone

[@xis5042]

spiders are disgusting freaks

[@byun_baconbbh6147]

At school a forensic epidemic came in and she brought maggots...we dipped them in food dye and they walked around the paper making maggot paintings...this was in 8th grade

[@eddnovirus234]

I’m so happy Matthew Santoro is back. I missed him and his content

[@zygas658]

I love how when Matt said "Arancologist" I also went no, no, no, noooooo!

[@Yuethefallen]

Nope.

[@ch4rm3d]

Number 10, looks like Mei's got a job if ecowarrior doesn't work out.

[@Michael_Billig]

When’s the next 50 Amazing Facts?

[@t-pain1211]

He posted a video and he said he does not want to do it anymore

[@lindyhensley2946]

Welcome back, Matt. This was a good one. How about sewer cleaner or morgue attendant?

[@RosieTheMushrum]

Great video matt! We missed you! Been here since the beginning!

[@maliasmith5130]

The chicken one is so sad omg

[@FortuneFinders]

“Oh thats interesting, IM NOW VEGAN HCHUHH” LOLLL

[@wendymyers1934]

I'm with you, Matt...spiders freak me out.

[@xRa01]

Where have you been! I have missed your videos! thanks for uploading again!

[@brittanystack6413]

TWO VIDEOS IN TWO DAYS?!?! IT REALLY MUST BE THAT SEASON OF GIVING! Thank you Matthew!!! Missed you!

[@thechickadee6136]

You know, some of these jobs might actually be dream jobs to the right person. I'm a biology student so the bat biologist, shark suit tester and arachnologist are all admirable careers in my profession. :D

[@adyannarose1737]

The Chickadee I want to become a zoologist so those three seem good to me

[@FearlessLeader2001]

I want to be all of those o.o

[@Hulalulatallulahoop2]

The Chickadee I'd like to be a bat zoologist....I saw some at Chester zoo (UK) and didn't mind the ammonia smell at all

[@TrineDaely]

I would love to work with sharks or bats. I did get to meet some nurse sharks that acted like they wanted to be petted (or maybe fed, be bad to mix those up!). I have a short video of them on my channel.

[@daorignaldumbucket]

My dream job is to study bats!

[@crazytalk8120]

Glad Matt is Back!

[@jakenathanielabad9452]

i would rather be a janitor than any of those

[@dnhs5441]

Janitor pays good. Best job I ever had moneywise.

[@youraveragegruntyouraverag5738]

Cryogenic engineering huh I knew the institute was real..

[@rhiwhittall9981]

So glad you’re back on KZbin, matt! ❤️

[@justagreekdude]

Just keep this videos coming Matt!

[@andrebocc]

I have always liked the transitions and funny sarcasm in the videos.

[@paskizephyr]

Bats and beetles live together...Batman and Blue Beetle are roomies!

[@L16htW4rr10r]

James Michael Pascua IT ALL MAKE SENSE NOW

[@emilyhill7582]

Looks like we got a classic case of Beetlejuice and Batman working together.

[@insanityinc.michellewhorff8885]

Welcome back, Matt! Missed you. You Tube just isn't the same without ya!

[@lukethelegendary1999]

I have been watching your channel for a while now. I love to see a channel grow into something bright. My questions are, "What happened to the '"New"' you were going on about during the video with the food critic man? Are the projects coming along? Or, did it end up not working out?" I mean no disrespect. I feel so much for this channel. I just want you to do your dream job. It is not the best coming from a stranger on the internet. I know, but either way, have a fantastic day.

[@angelfears1412]

I have been in an autopsy when I was in forensics class in college. I had the fun time of it being a man who had been submerged in Lake Hefner in Oklahoma City for 2 WEEKS. Good God the smell. And it sticks to u. The only way to remove the stench is with LEMONS.

[@morganevans9566]

Tiredofbeing fatgirl oh woah, that’s awesome

[@Xehxna]

:'( I'm veggitarian because I can't digest meat. Also in my culture we're supposed to respect animals. the chicken one made me cry are they already deseased when insinerated? Or brund alive, that would be cruelty to animals if yes. :(

[@moaningturtle9538]

Look up chick culling. They grind them alive.

[@L16htW4rr10r]

Moaning Turtle HORRIBLE. WESTERN INDUSTRY IS HORRIBLE.

[@emilyhill7582]

@@moaningturtle9538 Oh my god poor chickens. That's just sad.

[@catherinejansen2673]

Love this format with you Matthew. Great to see you again

[@JunkionMarnot2005]

Ahhh, the return of fun Matt and the Knowledge Whale 🐳!

[@7dgirls142]

what did the librarian say to the student? *Read more*

[@zygas658]

7d Girls haha no, didn't get me.

[@atbz6952]

Think of something original

[@superdiegobros4415]

7d Girls unoriginal joke

[@starbittenpixieboy]

7d Girls didn't get me. Sorry

[@thedaedricdragonborn757]

Didn't get me I'm sorry

[@ChillerKiller88]

Could you do “Top 10 Scariest Horror Movies Of All Time”?

[@lasfech1312]

Yall remember when mat was a plummer

[@Mr.Miniguy]

No

[@lasfech1312]

Mr. Miniguy smd

[@holtzappledalton2153]

When is 50 amazing fact going to come back? I miss it

[@gilessaint-loup2426]

Hearing the shark bite suit tester, it reminds me of Bill Engvall's "Here's your sign skit".

[@leahjohnson7883]

Giles Saint-Loup here hold my sign don't wanna loose it. Lol.

[@24Jeffster]

Love the channel Matt!! Yet another great video!!

[@Urgeii]

I'd love to be a parapsychologist. I'd literally get to be ghost buster.

[@Kang33Bill]

Glad that Matt is back!

[@christinaw9807]

Hey Matt, how 'bout venom milker? You wouldn't just have to work near spiders, you'd have to grab them and make them bite onto a collection cup. Anyone who has ever had to have anti-venom owes one of these guys a big thank you.

[@witheredhen3244]

I'll just go to Tesco, but thanks!

[@carolsoamed812]

Witheredhen32 M8 same lad 😂😂😂

[@agustinmilone1346]

Dank caves, is that where dank memes come from?

[@PJ_Wendigo]

Metal Inc I was thinking the same thing

[@kamariav1231]

No, just the rage quitters who live with their moms

[@Hadi-wu9ce]

Dank means wet , he means wet caves

[@autumnwoods2238]

Nope it's where them nasty hoes live

[@alyssawashington6082]

I miss your videos please upload every week

[@penseursauvage]

No tourist or guide got lost in the tourist side of catacombs, it's the forbidden part that's dangerous. Also don't get caught going there, i got a 70€ fine for doing just that.

[@hentaihaven2843]

70 dollars?

[@penseursauvage]

no, 70 actual money.

[@Zzzsleepzzz]

70 euros

[@yura50597]

Spiders aren't bugs,they are arachnids for the BILLIONTH time!!!!

[@RyokoRosa]

I'm a inspired entomologist and I think it's okay to use "bugs" as way to refer to all types of "creepy crawlers" so to speak.

[@alimakki9458]

Justsomeguy lol ya

[@johnswabb9769]

Glad to see you uploading videos again brother!!!

[@samkidd302]

Don't stress over the haters Matthew

[@purpleenigma7885]

Pardon me, but I'm kinda in for number one...... I'm obsessed with Bones! Hence my bucket list plan to study anthropology.

[@pattycake5643]

Dealing with people, as I'm a cashier, is a disgusting job around cold and flue season.

[@fairytailprincess2309]

A catacombs tour would awesome, though I would make sure to stay with the group lol

[@thealientree3821]

You said dank in this video. Bring in the memes.

[@imboredmostofthetime]

Jordan Botelho323 i was looking for this comment thank you ❤️

[@crazytalk8120]

Matt, this is what people want. This video is just like those you did in St. Catherines. Those are my favorite.

[@darkhafgor]

When Scooby licks all the peanut butter of your jinkies but keeps on zoinking

[@kittycakesj]

I wouldn't mind doing the shark suit tester, study bats, police diving, or the spider one 😂 for some reason I'm intrigued by that stuff I'm a weirdo and proud 🙌

[@rydrew]

Aren’t male chickens roosters?

[@Xerin0]

Andrew Salao When a cockerel is part of a group of hens (roost) to encourage egg laying, it's called a rooster

[@rydrew]

coty nelson thanks for enlightening us

[@Sunny-Bunny7567]

Andrew Salao that is true.

[@sergiosaad4049]

STAY WOKE!

[@MatchaFoxGaming]

Assuming they grow up. A chick is a chick, bro. That’s like saying “isn’t a male baby a man?”

[@brittnienoelle8205]

I'm glad your back but please be careful to not overdo it. Love what you do, you truly taught me that.

[@yonatanpetliar30]

Matt when you hit 6,000,000 subs can you do a hair reveal? PLS PLS PLS It would mean so much to us!

[@shadowwarrior6453]

Qrpo yea matt do a hair reveal Oh wait

[@Codoloco1]

MatthewSantoro is a beauty, bro love from vancouver

[@doeeyedfawn]

Being a bat biologist is literally my dream job. So, you are wrong this time.

[@elmovanners7091]

Doe Eyed Fawn it’s an opinion

[@pinecone9619]

He isn't wrong, you're just different.

[@tonyamoore7468]

Doe Eyed Fawn I’m with you on this. The beetles are more dangerous than the bats themselves, and being aware of the possibility of being overwhelmed by ammonia makes it avoidable.

[@Zzzsleepzzz]

lots of bat poop involved which brings the scary beetles

[@mandyrose6439]

Great channel matt glad to have you expand my mind with all of these great facts you're awesome 😀

[@imabanana8209]

Who else is scrolling through the comments right now while the video is still going

[@tinarios4882]

Jack Will guilty as charged.

[@monkey3101]

Jack Will u got me

[@MatthewGibbonsDrCosmo]

#4

[@JJG78]

Jack Will I am

[@ignaciomillan3058]

me

[@lotusjaggarage2989]

Worst job is buster from mythbusters

[@housephone9090]

I love when he sticks to his top tens

[@dianita010484]

Poor baby chicks

[@cryptoz666moguicheng]

Long time no see, bro ?? Anyway, This new video is so awesome !!

[@dragonriderabens9761]

Is it bad that the first person to come to mind for the #1 spot was Jack Hodggins from “Bones”? (Anyone remember that show)

[@JamesDavy2009]

The first person that came to my mind for #1 was Gil Grissom from _CSI._

[@crystalgoddess4085]

#4 is a whole lot of nope for me, they can all burn as far as I'm concerned, Harvestman spiders are the only spiders I am okay with.

[@boatboystrackclub6528]

I think Matt is a cool guy

[@SilentKiller6667]

I live in Niagara Falls/Buffalo New York and in October we had police divers doing routine practice drills in the river and one diver lost communication and they couldn’t find him in the water for a few days and then they found his body. It was heartbreaking.

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

Number 11# Being a youtuber!

[@jw6642]

another awesome list Matthew, keep'em coming. Well done.

[@PaiviProject]

Oooooh HECK NO for all those. Well Bones made the number 1 look sort of cool ! :)

[@tylerkovalskas9780]

7:08: aww. What a cute jumping spider!!!

[@tanandalynch9441]

"arachnologist" Nope. I'm out. So far the best one is Catacombes guide.

[@bromodragone8405]

Tananda Lynch me too.

[@tanandalynch9441]

I wouldn't mind caring for you.. I mean a bat...

[@toddgeer1964]

Gotta love the Wilhelm Scream!

[@ChestersonJack]

I clicked to tell you that I would love to work with bats. Edit: just watched the video. Still want to do it.

[@meepinsnek5313]

Chesterson Jack Yay! I'm not alone!

[@brennangraham7088]

It’s great to see Matt back. I know we are all excited to see him back.😄

[@kimberleyfox7309]

I'm glad I can't swim!

[@riock28]

glad matthew come back

[@blakeshaffer5354]

Anyone else flip their phone upside down and just listen when arachnologist came up?

[@wavsnackssss]

blake shaffer nah. I watched it like a man.

[@blakeshaffer5354]

datonepotato You sir are braver than I am

[@smokeemifugottem2516]

I sure missed my favorite Canadian good to see you back. You always make me laugh

[@ColoradoShogun]

Matt, you forgot a risk for rabies for bat biologist....

[@prestongarvey7985]

Have a nice day matt