Matt Rife is ruthless..

[@prachetasnayse9709]

The way he said “ I don’t give a *FUCK* “ you can feel the brutality 😂

[@prachetasnayse9709]

@@irwinreyes8076 lmao what? Sadness? What are you smoking my guy?

[@sureindubitably3771]

Reminded me of another comic who does the exact hand on knee lean

[@prosaic.7944]

I love "ARE YOU STOOOPID?!?!"

[@tomasmendezdiaz9833]

Yes. This guy is the awful friend that will sleep with chickens.

[@sathira_anuk5179]

​@@irwinreyes8076what sadness? 😅

[@youtubepunisher8695]

Turned to a whole villain

[@heylolp9]

He ain't the villain, He's just not a good guy There is a difference A villain would behind the scenes also work on breaking you up in the first place

[@Kamila-eb9pz]

​@@heylolp9He is a villain because he only cares about his needs and no one else's

[@kelleyfort9989]

Villain arch activated

[@carlosjavier771]

​@@Kamila-eb9pzNo, he's right. He isn't a villain, but he's definitely not a good guy. Granted, this is supposed to just be for comedic purposes, so hopefully he ain't actually like this.

[@badwolf3618]

​@@carlosjavier771not to mention he has a girlfriend. So I doubt he would be trying to fuck a female friend of his.

[@shaniecesingleton3704]

That “I don’t give a FUCK! Are you stupid?” Kills me every time

[@lbention]

Every. Time.

[@lbention]

Every. Time.

[@iwant2haveu]

I trust zero men now lmao

[@motationhd8989]

@@iwant2haveuthat’s why boyfriends don’t want women to have male friends in the first place DUH

[@dixiestix2197]

​@@lbention every time?

[@Kchanforrliife]

This guy could 100 percent act in a movie as a manipulative villain and would crush it 😭

[@paulagoeringer9466]

Somebody needs to cast him ASAP. Could you imagine him in a Batman movie?

[@sweetfreeze5528]

​@@paulagoeringer9466it's because he looks like Cillian Murphy, who played the Scarecrow in Batman Begins 😂

[@bodyofhope]

He's gonna be a big star.

[@pameladerouen]

He is already a Big Star in my book!❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@RIForg]

He's too pretty NOT be be a villain.

[@DevinVincenti]

"Its my day, I care about my day" lmao

[@mindyours2023]

I thought he was eavesdropping on my secret thoughts!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tukamadafuka]

Bro that KILLED me hahahaha

[@shauna8000]

On my way to question my male best friend 😂

[@MattRifeClipsNOTMattRife]

😂😂 I wish you luck

[@shauna8000]

@@MattRifeClipsNOTMattRife it's all true 😳😂😂😂

[@MattRifeClipsNOTMattRife]

@@shauna8000 I KNEW IT! 😂😂

[@shauna8000]

@@MattRifeClipsNOTMattRife 😂😂😂

[@foreignmweezzpuscle8651]

Pls do it..

[@cocothom01]

“Heyheyheyhey woahwoahwoahwoah…whyy you cryyin😏” THE BEST PART OF THIS SEGMENT🤣🤣

[@NotaReliableSource]

"Why would a guy go through ALL that trouble JUST to sleep with me?..." "....... I dunno 🧐... But I've DONE IT. SO MANY TIMES. Are you kidding? NO ONE has been a better friend than me! "

[@Danversdiary]

YES OH MY WORD

[@georgenuamah2424]

@@NotaReliableSource😂😂😂 yes

[@agoins]

The IDGAF is actually the best part 😂😂 😂😂

[@christinachapman5547]

he said he dont trust me? thats craaaazyyy.. thats crazzzyy *undoes belt*

[@andressaldivar4258]

Damn... my girl out here thinking I'm her dream come true and this man out here leaking company secrets 😂🤦‍♂️

[@ryanr9792]

Rife said hoes before random bros haha

[@jordanfauntleroy2013]

It ain't no secret, women know what is going on and what they are doing. Let it be you with a beautiful woman around you, and she texting you, calling you, asking how your day is going. I guarantee she will want you to put an end to it. Women like to play dumb sometimes, I wouldn't even say they play dumb, they really think we are the dumb ones, they know what they doing and they know dude wants to smash. He is a backup, probably a beta male provider, or he is the guy that does the least but gets the most access and is already smashing 🤷🏿

[@Rj-vd1we]

This man is spilling all them secrets. 😅

[@naryainc]

Fuck boy secrets?

[@samanthastorm0999]

U my husband. PeRiod ❤

[@lanceraub-jq8yg]

The women in the crowd: “omg that was such a funny joke. I’m so glad he was just joking, my guy best friend(who she’s had s3x with twice) is sooooo nice to me!” The men: “bro STFU you’re giving away our secrets!!!”

[@Kiwiiforfan]

Simp secrets 😂

[@aquascapingac.aquadesigns5284]

This man??dont you mean boy???

[@PandaSoldier831]

He has no right to be that funny AND that good looking 😂😂😂

[@vianeyboruel504]

He cheated, but he did it spectacularly

[@robindhood9125]

That’s what happens when you have all the infinity stones

[@coolguyhino92]

Lol. Matt has a bit on that (paraphrasing) "I only _recently_ became good looking. I'm fuckin pissed, man!! Had I known i was gonna be attractive outta nowhere in my mid 20s, I wouldn't have wasted my fucking time, " " dEVoLPiNg a pErsONAliTy." " I don't need _any_ of that shit now."

[@kevinmckeon2543]

The good-looking is the key part. He's not funny enough to be successful if he was a fat mess.

[@juliemcneeley8491]

It's really not okay to have both, he needs like herpes or something to balance the universe. There's some poor dude out there not funny at a ugly af cause Matt got it all.

[@tungsten06gt23]

The, "I don't give a FUUUCK!" Killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ollycantsee2446]

Literally 😂😂

[@RiverRebel]

Then you get hit with "I think of you as a brother" 😂

[@IckyVicky.26]

And turn into an incel

[@RiverRebel]

@@IckyVicky.26 lmao 🤣

[@IckyVicky.26]

@@RiverRebel 🤷🏽‍♀️😂

[@Popcornkernal29]

@@IckyVicky.26incels are incels unless they have sex… it has nothing to do with behavior.. well besides not having sex😂

[@ricorodriguez8141]

​@@IckyVicky.26flexing the ability to have sex is not a flex especially coming from a woman.

[@lavisdalev960]

Man’s a menace

[@everythingdoesntlastforver1533]

As thanos said "now... reality can be whatever i want"

[@rosalinaj9717]

Now all we need is for him to get snapped

[@carriewesolaski8385]

It was ALL THE INFINITY STONES lmfao 😂😂😂😂

[@MattRifeClipsNOTMattRife]

Great reference 😂😭

[@ecobeast_stang]

The way he delivers what he's saying is funny, but you can tell he's speaking from experience 💯

[@shanaethegoddess4679]

Lmfaooo he ain’t never lied!

[@Stephenc35753]

Yeah! He's never lied one single time! Never a single time in his entire life! He's just THAT real!

[@natesantiago2706]

Bro unlocked the code 😂😂😂

[@phil5569]

This dude just laid down some pure truth. 😂😂😂

[@chainmailunderwear]

I fucking love this kid. SAVAGE

[@okdotlama]

That I DON'T GIVE A FUGGG always sends me 😂😂😂

[@jezzieb4995]

All the Infinity Stones to become your perfect man... I say bow down at the Matt Rife alter ❤

[@raeannaroylance5401]

A man is a wolf. 🐺 A gentleman is a wolf with patience. 🎩

[@ethanesslinger9805]

Cringe

[@Cedars4656]

Lord have mercy!

[@cortezhanna1057]

Fr though

[@mikeyweiss9256]

A man will always be a man.

[@flamingomingo9810]

I love how he turned it around on him. As soon as HE became the friend they told their boyfriends not to worry about, NOW they get it😂😂😂

[@WhatSoEverThingsAreLovely]

"IDGAF about YOUR day. Are you stupid? It's MY day!!" 😂😅😊

[@sarasdk3832]

Man I repeated this video 100 times and never got bored 😂😂😂😂

[@MattRifeClipsNOTMattRife]

What was your favourite bit? 😂😂

[@fseiba6718]

Cus his charisma is too good

[@sarasdk3832]

@@MattRifeClipsNOTMattRifethe” I don’t give afck its my day care about my day “ He said it with all of his heart 😂😂😂😂

[@sarasdk3832]

@@fseiba6718yeahhh it’s

[@addisonwhite4393]

That was the ultimate truth described in the best way possible

[@marcus2724]

One of the best joke+execution i've seen

[@MattRifeClipsNOTMattRife]

Matt is so good at executing jokes well

[@ratbastardratbastard5910]

In this situation ladies, he was never your friend. He was always waiting, and if he has other friends who are girls, hes waiting. Unfortunately a lot of guys are like this and hide it really REALLY well. So instead of dating them, who will ditch you after they finally get what they want, you should date ME. (I have a goat farm)

[@ToYourHealthAndMine]

A goat farm?! Pick me up at 8!

[@ratbastardratbastard5910]

@@ToYourHealthAndMine should I bring the Goats? Or just the homemade goat cheese?

[@ToYourHealthAndMine]

@@ratbastardratbastard5910 Even better if the date is on the farm with the goats!

[@lolalola-rg7hk]

hahaha😅😅

[@summervibes2147]

It's hilarious it took this long for someone to finally say that s*** out loud 🤣

[@joselopez-guillen2815]

"TO BECOME THE PERFECT GUY FOR YOU." "I've been WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT, BOI."😂😂😂

[@MattRifeClipsNOTMattRife]

😂😂

[@typical_alexisss]

“i don’t give a FUCK about your day are you stupid it’s my day i care about my day” I CAN’T BRO IS TO FUNNY AND SOOOOO FINEEEEEE

[@Remedyroberson-vn3dc]

Bro frlllll he is now my husband nd my roomate

[@jennifers.5133]

My husband says this all the time omg

[@clayc5929]

And he’s 100% right. And the more you reciprocate, the more we’re going to push

[@robr.6087]

But he's probably right lol

[@iliaselbourji1865]

An u still have intimate conversations with your "male friend"... 😂😂😂😂😂...

[@Capten-Hima]

Did you ever believe him?

[@MrE.888]

Plot twist: he says "I don't give a fuck" all the time

[@darriangario3447]

That "I don't give a fuck came from his soul"

[@elaizakaguya4631]

The infinity stones line was a good one 😂

[@johngrey8999]

Damn!🤣the brutality in that “F” word🙌🏾

[@MattRifeClipsNOTMattRife]

He put so much emphasis on it 😂

[@viralist6248]

This guy is the voice of all the men combined.

[@andush81]

I'm shocked 😂😂😂!!!!!! Matt, tell us all the secrets.... 😅

[@TeeK94]

Love how his confidence has grown so much since school!! What a guy 👏🏼

[@rishanm.a1556]

Man spitting absolute truths 😂

[@MattRifeClipsNOTMattRife]

Haha 😭

[@InspiringNotionz]

Oh Matt… way to throw your bros under the bus Dude! Thousands of guys are like “Damm, years of strategic planning and Rife fuks me for a tight ten!”

[@marcelenduro3009]

Those aren't bros

[@DM-uz7lf]

Lol won't matter, they still fall for it.

[@mobb3307]

its all fun and game until its your gf with the best guy friend.

[@juliojaquez6211]

They always fall!!!!

[@thejakker6369]

Nah bruh. They all still good.. These heauxs are waaaaay to narcissistic to think this is happening to they azzes right. effing. now. 🤣

[@feelsrestricted8322]

The way some men in relationships will not even do the bare minimum but the male best friend is jumping hoops just to make you smile.

[@rene3759]

Yeah but once he is in the relationship he goes back to bare minimum it's a bloody game for these guys. Like he said they don't actually care about you at all. They just want the trophy.

[@oftheborg]

​@@rene3759that's the point. Good men won't be your best friend. And if they are, they are young and inexperienced and don't realize that women will just see you as even more pathetic for not just declaring your intentions and moving on when she keeps going after the bad guys.

[@poosemilk]

He has all the infinity stones 😂

[@MattRifeClipsNOTMattRife]

LITERALLY 😂😂

[@im_Game711]

One word... GOAT!

[@Gabrlgamr]

Bro be like “fine, I’ll do her myself”

[@Ash-sh9bo]

My soul left my body when he said “I don’t give a f” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jnl3564]

Some of his exes watching this like "oh shit" 😮

[@scorpification]

So funny!! But seriously, Matt… thank you for this blunt honesty. I needed to hear that. We women just don’t think like that so we don’t understand a man-friend hanging in there for that long acting like our friend. We think they’re genuine 😭 I’ve cut all of my man ‘friends’ out now 😭

[@iphonecharger1889]

Not all of them are bad tho. I have plenty of girl friends that I wouldn’t even touch with a 90’ pole because most of them aren’t attractive in my eyes. But don’t get me wrong, I do believe there are a lot of guys that do do this u just gotta be careful I guess.

[@Dustomatic]

Ain’t nobody waiting around for you, Bertha. Relax.

[@derrevolutor6347]

wow. Because a male could be a lover he can´t be a friend? Sounds like you are shit at beeing a friend to me

[@ratsock]

Or you know…. Just communicate with the person you’re with openly….

[@arshaqhabib1932]

Bruh women know what their doing

[@SoroushGhashghaee-xu5yp]

Bros too honest💀

[@huskytzu7709]

I love that it feels like he’s speaking from experience

[@bobmuiler8508]

The switching between talking about “him” and “me” when referring to the girls friend is so good.

[@lizwenzel5025]

He did go back and forth didn’t he 😂😂

[@jesselaakkonen]

bro's snitching us😭

[@xmaummmr826]

Then they come and say, "I didn't see that coming!"😂

[@nikkimiddlekillsday5161]

Not one of the infinity stones, ALL of them 😂

[@reviewforthetube6485]

Hes just way to damn good lol

[@bamtherandomness19]

Just cock blocked all the dudes permanently that were hoping to eventually get some. Which I'm all for. I cut almost all of my male friends out of my life after my man pointed this out to me years ago. I'd just separated from my ex-husband & all of a sudden all my "bro's" were into incest. I was shocked & devastated but ultimately chose to let them know I was completely serious when I said I thought of them only as brothers or family. To say they were mad or upset was an understatement 😅

[@PiglipsMaximus]

I ditched all my so called friends too. Fucking assholes lol

[@C-ll4eq]

So relatable, I was very young when I found this out and it really hurt me. I honestly thought they wanted to be friends.

[@rene3759]

​@@C-ll4eqmen don't see how hurtful this is. And at the end of the day this lack of valuing friendship especially the kind of genuine friendship women girls can offer is actually harming them. And it's sad that they think it's a win and funny to trick women when at the end of the day it's them loosing. Luckily die to me very wary of men and super picky and strict abiuy6who can be in my life. I have very few but do have a genuine handful of good male friends. But I have to say they are unicorns in some settings. You have to cultivate your environment as a women with both men and women and even your family. And be ruthless with you can be around you and the type of quality person (I'm not talking about money and status but mind, heart and character of the person). And you will find such guys who are genuinely your friend and mean it.

[@MrE.888]

Female friends aren't any better. They'll keep you around only as long as your life is worse than their's.

[@pearlladee4307]

This makes me realize women have no safe men to turn to.

[@simjam1980]

Yes,you turn to your father. Or the person you are in a relationship with. Not some random guy you call a 'friend ' to talk about your problems with. That's called triangulation, and is immature and abusive. Hence, why he doesn't give a f*#k about a woman like that.

[@thefourthone1843]

It would've solidified the infinity reference if he phrased it "when you and your boyfriend break up where did that bring you? Back to me."

[@dominojulz]

Damn those infinity stones 😂

[@harperearl3288]

Why is this sooooo true... Today my guy best friend asked me out after just getting over my ex lmao

[@DudeWheresMyCardz]

It's funny that the girls actually know this, they just love that extra attention 😜

[@scorpification]

I didn’t know it. I genuinely thought dudes were my friend and that’s it. 😢

[@charlotteclark8971]

Same

[@tyroneloki5131]

​@@scorpificationonly if they don't find you attractive

[@jacquelinekurceba250]

Some of us did not know it We had to learn it We were naive

[@okok-tm7xs]

@@scorpificationif your good looking then the only way your boy friends don’t want u is if u are a hoe

[@johnstevenson3628]

“Come on, man” THATS TOO EASY

[@FrenchieHugo]

This is 100% factual 😭

[@ramyakannan7212]

It works the other way round too...i wish i could tell my husband that!!

[@robertedwards4605]

Sad but so true!!!

[@MirageUchiha]

Who you come runnin to? [In Thanos voice] _"...Back to me."_

[@samaustenmacaro7881]

Never keeping a guy best friend now....😂😂

[@ginalapinskas2111]

My best friend is a guy and very gay and happily married lmao!!! Before my best friend found his husband I had an ex who was all upset about it and I told him not to worry about it because he wasn't his type. He goes ".... Wait... What?!" And I busted out laughing and told him he's gay and wasn't a threat at all unless he was gay and his type! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cjaguilar6762]

Yeah that’s the only way you can be friends with a guy is if they gay 😂

[@MirageUchiha]

My favorite line by Matt!

[@ashtheboys8056]

I got 6 side chicks, the same way he said 😂😂😂

[@miusork6320]

This guy is not a friend, he is waiting for "chance"😂 My bestie had a looot of "chances", but he didn't do anything like that (thank God). He even gave me some tips how to make a step to the guy that I liked 😅 So... Friend is a friend, "waiting friend" - is not a friend

[@kyttynkross1121]

I had a guy like this cling onto me for years. And he got MAD when I didn't go to him when I broke up with my guy. Blew a gasket. I needed some time and space to figure my shit out. I'd spent 4 years getting gaslit my some narcissist. I didn't even know who I was anymore. But I learned real quick who that "friend" was. We stopped talking for a while till he came back all contrite. And started telling me all about hwo he was texting to get with this other girl. And I saw he was doing to her what he'd done to me. But this girl was his best friends fucking fiancee. And when he got kicked out for over stepping a boundary he tried to play victim to everyone. And put him on blasty blast in front of the entire group. Said he got kicked out for kicked out for trying to cuckold his best friend. He hasn't talked to me since. And that fine.

[@jordanfauntleroy2013]

You already knew that he wanted you, even when you were with your boyfriend you knew. Women aint dumb, they know what's up 😂😂😂.

[@kyttynkross1121]

@@jordanfauntleroy2013 I honestly didn't know. I thought we were friends. I have a lot of guy friends. Most of my friends are guys actually.

[@nicholassmith8212]

He's actually funny as hell and I'm happy about that 😂

[@karma6998]

Hence why u should be bestfriends BEFORE u start dating, so that you both know eachother and what ur like.

[@johnnyT527]

I remember an ex who had a guy best friend. I remember saying "he's the back up" to her face. Guess who she cheated with and started dating when I left? 😂

[@tmthompson79]

Not the infinity stones 😂😂

[@user-vq9od8rh8c]

I suffer with depression and anxiety, I have more bad days than good...coming here and watching Matt Rife cheers me up so much 😂 thanks for the laughs! ❤

[@Adays700]

I will say some guys will have 1-2 platonic female friends just because we don’t want to complain about our gf to our guy friends or be too vulnerable in front of our girl or women we have romantic or sexual interest in. Women are great listeners and there’s a level of comfort guys have with being able to be vulnerable in front of women in a way we can’t be with our guy friends. But we’ve also heard women privately say things like “he cries to much, it’s gross” so we have a female friend or 2 to use as an outlet to be vulnerable and complain about our lives and women in them.

[@molonlabe7309]

Women at the show" not my male best friend his different, he cares about me!"😂😂😂😂

[@jodymyer5154]

He is being COMPLETELY honest.

[@Cute__Noob]

I love this dude he's keeping it real😂

[@why_i_]

I have 2 Female friends and both off them knew that they don't have to say anything about their Relationship to me because I don't care and don't listen😅 I

[@robertmiller4018]

Been there 😂but sadly didn't happen that way haha

[@calebrodarte7888]

the little wheezy laugh before he said idgaf 😂

[@psicokkk]

" i dont give a F... " is how our brain works. ITS MY DAY.. I care about my day..

[@JanhelgeHyland]

He is going fare in comedy probably one of the best. He is so funny and smart.

[@valx7586]

Ive seen a lot from Matt, im starting to think he has some hang ups on women

[@lepsu0176]

Naaah, he's just being an average guy

[@BBMc107]

This, when men claim to be the only ones who truly love. Yes, they love themselves. They provide, for themselves.

[@happybubble8]

the way he says "to be a pErFeCt GyY fOr YoU"

[@jillthompson154]

He’s friggin amazing!! And he’s right on with this bit!!! Love him. He get me to smile and giggle even on the worst of days! You got it going on MSR!! ❤

[@colecampbell5618]

They listen & start placing an ‘emotional wedge’. “I would never treat you like that.” “I can’t believe he did that to you, I wouldn’t stay with someone who acts like that.” Then the break up happens & they take you to the restaurant you’re ex said was too expensive. They pay attention to things you look at while shopping & use that as gift ideas. Then… they buy some fine wine, throw on some Marvin Gaye & fuck you 6 ways from Sunday. BOOM relationship. 😂😅

[@lizwenzel5025]

Damn!!! Works like a charm 😂

[@bravingbrivatebrian]

You can tell Matt is too attractive to understand how this really works. Once in the friendzone always in the friendzone with some unique exceptions.

[@mrgroosumthasandman8046]

Dude! You've gotta luv this kid!😂

[@eternity1263]

Listen to him inhale after he said "igaf" *inhale* "About your day?, Are you stupid?, it's my day" 😂

[@Mjj5557]

The amount of women that don’t realize this is insane, no straight guy actually wants to be ur friend they just waiting

[@chickenmonger123]

Not always true. But it pays to be to understood every straight guy also likes a good time with a woman, way more just baseline, than is strictly healthy. Trouble.

[@juliojaquez6211]

Yeah 👏🏻👏🏻👍🏻🤣🤣🤣

[@tylergamble8438]

@@chickenmonger123Watch the full video… he goes on to say that this will be the case most of the time. And that if it it’s, then “ya ugly”😭

[@jovane9402]

Not true, all my guy are nice to me and they genuinely want to be my friends

[@PostNutPreNut]

​@@jovane9402sure

[@themaincharacter5386]

* *Gasps dramatically and stares at my guy best friend who became my husband 👁👄👁* *

[@L3m0nMan_]

He may have the infinity stones but he got an inch and a half

[@MattRifeClipsNOTMattRife]

Aint nothing wrong with that, thats pretty average if you ask me.... 😂

[@anBanii]

I love this guy 😂

[@aysuahmadli8316]

Nah not my best male friend, because if I complain most of the time he takes his side 🙃 we broke up but still he wants us to be back together 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@cjaguilar6762]

At this point he’s more your ex friend then yours lol

[@aysuahmadli8316]

@@cjaguilar6762 not really

[@evaalex001]

Toxic. "I don't care, I just wanted to conquer you." So it's not even that you loved her...