Rule #1 - Do not get into an argument with a comedian….
@leeee-rl9qc6 ай бұрын
For real man some of us just find jokes in absolutely everything and trust me those of us that do will absolutely destroy you 😂
@mattstorey72566 ай бұрын
Don't go into a battle of wits unarmed.
@LovelyLil6 ай бұрын
That's absolutely rule #1 🎉😂😂😂😂
@billljones9796 ай бұрын
Rule number 2 don't throw rocks if you live in a glass house
@xKUR4MA6 ай бұрын
Rule 3 don't give him ammo
@lilianagrand73036 ай бұрын
“Everybody wants to be a victim now” He’s so right.
@CoocooBird2476 ай бұрын
Identity's a b****
@mariaschuyler32345 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂I absolutely love Matt
@YouTubeFan5595 ай бұрын
Offended by everything. Ashamed if nothing...
@carriemichelle75755 ай бұрын
So accurate!
@ASapphicMachineNamedSnow4 ай бұрын
Especially Republicans lol
@carlmullerlane6 ай бұрын
"I'm not your gym membership". Wow, nicely done Matt. Way to put things into perspective, with a laugh. 😂👌👍
@crazycatzmum6 ай бұрын
She takes up two seats. No gym membership there
@carlmullerlane6 ай бұрын
@@crazycatzmum Bam! Nice one. 👌💀😂
@red29776 ай бұрын
I about died when he said that 🤣🤣
@DeanWin-Winhp374do6 ай бұрын
Totally lol d..😂😂😂
@Fireguy-vb4sc6 ай бұрын
In my head it's just that one clip that goes "DAYUMMMMMMMMMM"
@joshpierce74496 ай бұрын
Dont ever talk sh*t to a comedian that does crowd work for a living, you will get SMOKED! Every...single...time! 😂
@antonioharvey21306 ай бұрын
FACTS
@leratomphahlele54316 ай бұрын
Right? It's like starting smoke with a battle rapper.
@ricardortega006 ай бұрын
You don't even make direct eye contact with them.
@Nem016 ай бұрын
3rd dagree burns.😂
@HeiressOfTheSouth6 ай бұрын
Exactly! Common sense!
@tomster75746 ай бұрын
She didn’t cancel her gym membership. Her gym membership cancelled her from lack of use
@MangoDeMelon6 ай бұрын
Yoh🙆♂️
@Has2win6 ай бұрын
😂
@AJ-lm5dl6 ай бұрын
Fun fact: gyms actually overbook the amount of members they can hold because they know that only a small percentage of people who have memberships will actually come to the gym.
@stevedasbru6 ай бұрын
A gym once racked up two years worth of membership fees before cancelling me, one of my cards expired shortly after signing up to a gym I never went back to so I forgot about them. They sold the debt to some collection agency, who kept knocking on my old address and calling old mobile number. I miss being 20.
@thekingcrow75916 ай бұрын
They don't cancel it for you I was paying 40 bucks a month for 4 years for a YMCA membership I used once.
@wtrmelon10966 ай бұрын
“You can’t cancel me… I’m not your gym membership” -Matt Rife
@Sageautomatic6 ай бұрын
Legendary
@jeffsorrows6 ай бұрын
Lol reminds me when I told a friend at work "when is the last time you saw your dick outside of a mirror?"
@timeaandrea115 ай бұрын
Epic❤
@bobbykurschat22135 ай бұрын
I'd buy that shirt
@chriswest48755 ай бұрын
Really gotta add this one to the collection
@lyricalmusic44796 ай бұрын
"my publicist says yes" 😂😂
@thirtynine39556 ай бұрын
I heard very similar statements a lot from my supervisors...lol!
@kaiocrap69656 ай бұрын
😂
@evamerriman58324 күн бұрын
WE say NO, not on your LIFE!! MATT, WE ARE NOT joking, WE agree with what you told her. BUT, she already KNEW that or else she wouldn’t have STARTED the BS with you!!! LOVE you BUNCHES!!!
@aaronmiller79546 ай бұрын
She called you insubordinate like she's your drill sergeant or some shit😂😂😂
@Zultuxz6 ай бұрын
And churlish don’t forget that part
@arinleoczko12506 ай бұрын
@@ZultuxzFr, straight up chicanerous and deplorable.
@ronaldcliffin90206 ай бұрын
😂😂😂@@Zultuxz😂😂😂
@samuelsylvain25936 ай бұрын
You ain’t lying 😂
@jadevereen21205 ай бұрын
I would like this but I can't get 3 sixes
@I.am.Iain-815 ай бұрын
Its amazing how someone so rude acting like a bully can switch it up and act like the victim!! Good for you Matt
@ItsSoloK4 ай бұрын
It should sound familiar to you.
@valeriemills13666 ай бұрын
As a fat woman, I approve of Matt's reaction! Lol
@brendaperry71445 ай бұрын
Exactly
@MandieKearns-Moore6 ай бұрын
You can't be shamed unless you're ashamed of something
@hudycat6 ай бұрын
Can’t argue with that
@colemantrebor65746 ай бұрын
But what if you're ashamed of something because everyone tells you to be ashamed of it?
@nikolaichenqov62036 ай бұрын
If its bullshit then dont believe em. Think for yourself @colemantrebor6574
@noyoudidnt58166 ай бұрын
@colemantrebor6574 never let other people dictate how you should feel or think
@Yazmin_P6 ай бұрын
@colemantrebor6574, Then you need to work on how you view yourself. Why do you care about what other people think of you.
@NobleRenegade76 ай бұрын
"Everybody wants to be a victim." Yup. Nailed it.
@Voskaine5 ай бұрын
So does he
@lindanemnguni16214 ай бұрын
The funny thing em wants to be canceled he knows they can't cencel him😂😂😂
@avacherubin47494 ай бұрын
He ain’t wrong.
@xcorne2 ай бұрын
My turn next just so you know guys (called dibs next) so now i am the victim
@feldspars6546 ай бұрын
You did the Right thing. & Especially telling your fans. Right On!! Matt. I'm 70 & I enjoy your humor SO much. PEACE
@vonsanson31206 ай бұрын
I'm 65 and Matt and Katt are my main comedians, frickin love them.
@jimhenry33836 ай бұрын
That's why u love comedy May God bless you both and your families 🙏 ❤
@NancyHodges-j3i3 ай бұрын
74 and a fan of both those brilliant comedians
@angelaseymour44645 ай бұрын
I absolutely am blown away by Matt’s ability to work a crowd. He is 100% the QUICKEST comic I’ve ever heard in dealing with ANYTHING that comes his way. Please please come to Athens Ga and I will pay any amount to come see you!!!
@T.S.4287-i7r4 ай бұрын
😂😂 this is based on a Ricky Gervais bit 😂😂 now Ricky is quick.
@melvinjoseph9524 ай бұрын
You need to stop watching just dude-bro comics, if thats the case. The fact that you've never watched a comic quicker than this dude, is kinda disheartening
@angelaseymour44644 ай бұрын
@@melvinjoseph952 nah. He’s pretty good. Thanks for your opinion anyway tho!!
@melvinjoseph9524 ай бұрын
@@angelaseymour4464 Alright, what do you think makes him good? Is it because he has sharp writing, an uncommonly high volume of good material, or great crowd-work?
@marksinger13874 ай бұрын
@@angelaseymour4464this guy Obviously doesn’t know who Matt Rife is. I’ve been a huge fan of comedians for decades. Matt Rife is the indisputable king of quick crowd work! It’s actually the biggest reason why he is easily the most popular comedian today
@Jan-u2x2r6 ай бұрын
He's funny comedian who isn't going to apologize for his funnier comments breath fresh air love this
@laineywright26965 ай бұрын
Way to go! Matt! I am also sick of these whiny babies that expect the whole world to put them on a pedestal and treat them like their little bitty gods.
@mistytomlinson48636 ай бұрын
"Get the f#$@ off my feed then!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@melodieday40723 ай бұрын
😂 I thought he said feet 😂😂😂😂
@roberttungoe98406 ай бұрын
Worst thing is to have a verbal spat with a comedian 🤣🤣🤣
@ryanpowers4356 ай бұрын
Matt Rife is the funniest mother fucker that's come out of the woodwork lately! I can't get enough. We need more of him.
@Master.Daddy.Wicked6 ай бұрын
Matt: “I didn’t body shame you, McDonald’s did” 😂😂😂
@FoTwennyTwen5 ай бұрын
On behalf of all big bishes every where… we do NOT want Matt canceled ♥️
@FluffyFaithGal4 ай бұрын
I second this!! ❤🎉😂
@kgstewart74684 ай бұрын
@@FluffyFaithGali love y’all 😭💙
@Jean-Marie22874 ай бұрын
Facts!
@JessicaHopper-r8y4 ай бұрын
I agree 😂
@chentilafricanqueen88635 ай бұрын
Why is this man so flippen beautiful
@thelilthings796 ай бұрын
I freaking love him. What a perfect response! You can't cancel me, I'm not your gym membership! Perfect response for the entire "cancel culture" b. S.
@heidibaltom81384 ай бұрын
This is one of the reasons I love him so much. He's not afraid to say things. Also he's so right. People need to stop bullying then playing victim
@marielmontalvo93096 ай бұрын
This had me laughing my ass off!!! I love Matt SO much, he is in my top 3 favorite comedians!
@megcarpenter18376 ай бұрын
“I’m not your gym membership” 😂😂😂😂 omfg I love him
@MattRife-0p2 ай бұрын
*Hey! Thanks for showing love on my post! I'm so glad you're here! This account is special because it's just for my fans - I created it to connect with you all directly, since my official account is run by my team. I'd love to get to know you better! Let's chat!
@kool38846 ай бұрын
If you can’t take it Don’t dish it out! We know you can take food!!
@manubishe6 ай бұрын
Oh God.
@lesliestarling26605 ай бұрын
EXACTLY 😂😂😂
@sjholder16 ай бұрын
No one gnna cancel you kiddo, you are like the sunshine ❤
@Michelle-ez3er6 ай бұрын
Don't start none. Won't be none.
@ambermercado79956 ай бұрын
I fucking live this man. His humor is on point.
@ericadillard53696 ай бұрын
Love you Matt Rife! Dont ever change baby!
@Paramedgirl6 ай бұрын
Don't start no sh!+t there won't be no sh!+...WITH A COMEDIAN!!!! She walked into that!!! 😂😂😂😂
@reneedale98626 ай бұрын
*Waddled
@Epic_Squirrel6 ай бұрын
For the record brother I never canceled you. I love you man Every time you come on my page I hit like I watch your stuff get that algorithm going. You never deserved that.
@Haikuhiaku6 ай бұрын
Calling him "Insubordinate" implies that she assumes she has authority over him. That word alone should have sent him
@jillsy28153 ай бұрын
right?!
@jakeizlove6 ай бұрын
“I’m not your gym membership!!” Should go viral. 😂
@Coplandcalm1226 ай бұрын
I love this guy!! He is amazing every time I go to see him perform!!!!!
@JaneDoe-qj1pp6 ай бұрын
His thumbs said everything 👍
@laciscott196 ай бұрын
YES DADDY!!! This is why you can’t cancel Matt Rife. Facts are facts! 🤣
@airplane46446 ай бұрын
So glad to see Matt back!!
@brendaswett70123 ай бұрын
Everybody's a victim ! " I'm not your gym membership "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MultiNicholson6 ай бұрын
Funny thing is he was “cancelled” because of this show. I think. I can’t remember if this was from the same show. But hey he is still with us and we are still laughing.
@Rachel-en5nt5 ай бұрын
“I’m not your gym membership” 🤣🤣🤣
@OhNooJosephJoestar6 ай бұрын
I'm not your gym membership This is golden 😂😂😂
@lorriroland33625 ай бұрын
She learned that day 😂😂😂😂
@danpartridge85846 ай бұрын
As an overweight guy, I can confirm that too many of us lean on that response in 2024: "Are you body shaming me?!" has the same energy as "I'm big boned!" or the OG: "I have a thyroid condition."
@McCurJ6 ай бұрын
I agree with you on most of it (also overweight) but my mom actually does have a thyroid condition :( quit smoking, her thyroid stopped working and almost overnight she went from 120 to 180 with out any changes. It was crazy
@bambamsboys73946 ай бұрын
Well said & i appreciate the humor, I think that’s the biggest issue is that people cannot laugh anymore (unless you look around and determine the crowd/group you are in) bc everything offends everyone. I wanna sleep, I’m tired of being “woke”…😅🤣
@moramet6 ай бұрын
My favorite is "I'm not fat, I just have too much love/humor/etc to fit inside a skinny body"
@Fallen-angel20205 ай бұрын
Lol I actually do have a thyroid condition. It’s called Hashimoto’s disease. I’m not overweight though because I take medication for it and watch what I eat.
@moramet5 ай бұрын
@Fallen-angel2020 I have a friend with Hashimoto's and she's struggled so hard with it
@jkbunnylove91973 ай бұрын
Matt's clapbacks are LEGENDARY!😂😂😂
@marymccoslin57816 ай бұрын
This guy makes my day he only tells the truth....
@queend97595 ай бұрын
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 She clearly explained herself 😌
@robbiejames39866 ай бұрын
Love you matt fuck cancel culture and fuck this new world
@brandonray8409Ай бұрын
Nobody is canceled my guy! Keep rolling brother! You funny as hell man
@nicotect6 ай бұрын
total support. dealing with this kind of ... no terme exist who can describe them.
@KathleenPayne-m5y5 ай бұрын
I couldn't imagine putting up with that crap ... you are my hero.
@sweetpealee0565 ай бұрын
I love this kid! I'm not a liberal nor am I on the right, but this kid gets it! Thank gawd! He gives me hope ...
@linus17925 ай бұрын
Same. This is what's wrong with people these days. They can say ANYTHING to, with, for, about, against, because of, despite, or on behalf of, YOU... and you are NOT expected (in their minds, allowed) to comment, retort, or respond in ANY way, back! If you do, then it is to now be taken as a negative in the way of hate, racist, or one of the many "phobic" terms that may subject you to litigation... civil, criminal, or BOTH! When did this happen?? Who ARE these people?? What world do they come from? Who RAISED them???
@tcramirez14746 ай бұрын
Don’t be dishing it out If you can’t take it!!! Go Matt!!!!
@georgiahughes64046 ай бұрын
Don't ever mess with Matt the Fine ......😅
@angelik10185 ай бұрын
I need to see this whole show!!!
@angelinacorbin14486 ай бұрын
HONESTLY I think the only reason ppl have been successfully cancelled is because they let it happen
@maryannlicurgo64483 ай бұрын
He is golden ✨️ 💛 the humor is amazingly funny
@SyamDaRos-EndoManno6 ай бұрын
I didn't know Cillian Murphy is also a comedian
@VivaanGawade-ol2sc6 ай бұрын
bro...
@synin16 ай бұрын
Right the last shot of his face I swear to God it's was cillian
@Noise_floorxx6 ай бұрын
Don’t insult Cillian in that way
@IzzyBizzyBooBoo6 ай бұрын
Similar jaw implants.
@synin16 ай бұрын
@@IzzyBizzyBooBoo is that a real thing?
@yvonnecallus48473 ай бұрын
Matt you're so hilarious well said 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏
@simplyeason6 ай бұрын
he’s ripped
@IzzyBizzyBooBoo6 ай бұрын
it's plastic surgery. calves like a middle schooler.
@susancane36176 ай бұрын
I'm old...thought you meant stoned
@miksn2226 ай бұрын
@@IzzyBizzyBooBoo he hasnt had any plastic surgery
@AMX19046 ай бұрын
@@IzzyBizzyBooBoo I can tell you've never stepped in a gym 🙂
@ggarippa6 ай бұрын
He works out nothing wrong with that. Only surgery he may have had was he fixed the gap in his teeth. Look back on here he was on Wild N Out with Nick Cannon. He was pretty good on there.
@JenOsborn-gr7iu4 ай бұрын
Omg Matt Rife I love every stand up I've seen you do and hopefully one day I hope I can support you in person at a live show. God bless you and your personality. I don't care how bad my day can get u always pull me out of the negativity and back into laughter. ❤
@Sageautomatic6 ай бұрын
He's so fucking fine....there's is NOTHING he can't say. I will love his face of 2024 forever.
@jaydon1614 ай бұрын
Let's take a moment to appreciate this great man's fashion. 🔥
@frankevans79765 ай бұрын
Love the hard truth.
@garrettlampman81016 ай бұрын
“I’m not your gym membership.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bethhines35276 ай бұрын
He has balls and this lady sounded rude to him.
@Kristina_8Sept4 ай бұрын
Fuck yes Matt 😂😂😂 I love you You're my Virgo ♍ And you're a legend.
@tamikohunt136 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂we love you Mr. Matt keep keeping it 💯
@katiekuehl11464 ай бұрын
Don't argue with a comedian, especially Rife. He will haunt you in your sleep 😆 😊
@conniehannah53536 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 Tell her Matt!! Bravo
@sugarXsprinkles5 ай бұрын
"You cant cancel me im not your gym membership" best line ever Matt 😂😂
@karylkline64424 ай бұрын
I'm not your gym membership!!! Hahaha!!
@elizabethhenderson17974 ай бұрын
I drive to 14 emergency rooms for Inova in Virginia. You make me laugh. I walk in relaxed to many entitled assholes. When they want a mint on their pillow.... I listen to you. Thank you.
@-v-h30364 ай бұрын
I love youuuuu😂😂😂😅😊👏👏👏👏
@joelzand35946 ай бұрын
You can’t cancel me I’m not your gym membership 😂😂😂😂
@jo-ann96836 ай бұрын
Flipping hilarious 😂😂!!!!!!
@shaggy44ut5 ай бұрын
"Had you not been taking up two seats *. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
@CuriousGoodsJessica6 ай бұрын
😂 Every person who is oversensitive deserves the comedic or negative response they receive. 99% of the time they overreacted anyway and they want attention.
@catherinepierce16224 ай бұрын
Great comeback. Hilarious. ❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jenniferthompson64256 ай бұрын
Omg as a fat person I freaking love Matt rife.
@number1whyfilesfan6 ай бұрын
It Rife.. Matt Rife. Autocorrect 😂
@elizabethcameron04515 ай бұрын
Please come to Cape Town South Africa. My 72yr old self would pay any amount to see you life. You're killing me everytime. Laugh myself a paapi everytime I watch you. Keep up the good work. You sure know how to use the crowd
@metalmaniac91846 ай бұрын
Cancel culture and the people who agree with and come up with shit like that are the reason i have lost faith in the United States
@Noise_floorxx6 ай бұрын
Cancel culture? Lmfao, you are soft af lol. Why even admit that out loud?
@Unkown66786 ай бұрын
It’s all people around the world not just America or Americans
@Lev-Nedkov6 ай бұрын
European here.. the same thing happens here. Just ignore them. In a few years its gone
@Mugen-bc9fs6 ай бұрын
Bruh nobody agrees with cancel culture but everyone does it. Republicans are trying to cancel trans folk for existing and cancelled medical freedom for countless women. Libs cancel people for being literal rapists. Ya know maybe some people should fuck off? I think everyone agrees with that. It's only cancel culture when the guy you like fucks off tho.
@kusdy6 ай бұрын
As a comedian, Bill burr would be so proud of you 😂
@Dudenhauser88776 ай бұрын
He watched ricky gervais lately….. very creative
@peterevelyn61966 ай бұрын
He's a cake
@StormIamthe4 ай бұрын
"i'm not your gym membership"!! killed me
@amandalozano94066 ай бұрын
Savage 😂😂😂
@lisawelsh88226 ай бұрын
He is funny as hell 😂😂
@timothysmith78886 ай бұрын
Upon what middle school wormhole have I stumbled?
@frankierzucekjr6 ай бұрын
I love how he's not playing their bs. Im not your gym membership hahaha well played
@stephanielandry126 ай бұрын
😂 she said 🇨🇦🇨🇦👌👌
@kaitsethlikai57895 ай бұрын
“i’m not your gym membership” 💀😂
@WarrenJackson-wj9sx6 ай бұрын
😂
@mandysandilands42184 ай бұрын
You are such a breath of fresh air finally 😅x
@CASSIDYbremer5 ай бұрын
Damn you are a natural comedy and you attitude is great❤
@AnandaSea6 ай бұрын
Truth is, Matt probably INSPIRES SO MUCH GOOD EXERCISE and God is very pleased with this one. 😂😂😂😂❤
@chelsead29615 ай бұрын
The clutching of pearls got me 😂
@anasanikidze77944 ай бұрын
😭😭😭 ur so real for this
@Zuqui-fr3yg3 ай бұрын
Not only is he pretty to look but his personality is even better than his looks . I like the fact that he does not take crap from idiots . Much luck and success for him 🏆🥇🙏