MattyTingles Answers the Web's Most Searched Questions | WIRED (Parody)

MattyTingles Answers the Web's Most Searched Questions | WIRED (Parody)
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[@MattyTingles]

Guys. The 6’12” thing is just a joke. Of course that’s actually 7 feet. That was the point. Also, I’m no where near 7 feet tall. 😂

[@livdog9581]

Omggg i love your asmr sooo much!!!

[@ihbupontyne]

bruh i thought you were asian shaq

[@vex4467]

What position did you play in football

[@hopecanterbury9689]

Wait so how tall are you actually??

[@emmettmurphy8153]

ohhhh

[@anoASMR]

GENIUS IDEA

[@gangsterburger]

2 likes, sad...

[@the_azzard4921]

@@gangsterburger fuck off

[@p-bodee507]

You should do one with the alien

[@garyrice4315]

Ano my man. Your good I listen to you.

[@dickheadwanker]

"genius"... Hmmm do a fucking rap genius lyrics asmr parody!!!

[@nstytang8011]

The question "is Matty tingles related to kim Jung un" had me dead

[@exitcy9611]

Fortnite CrAZy me too lmfao

[@imnotinfaze3211]

Isn't that racist?

[@nstytang8011]

@@imnotinfaze3211 no it's just funny that was the question

[@victorisaac4562]

Fortnite CrAZy saaaaame

[@ghostlygrinz796]

@@imnotinfaze3211 its a joke dont be so suriuse I think all types of jokes aee funny to an extant like maybe a black skinned person joke wpuld have me laghing but then a KKK joke would have me walking away telling you never to go to Michle k. Junior road

[@LilyWhispersASMR]

This was so creative, Matty! Love it 💚

[@dark.sh2308]

IKR!

[@justretrospect8433]

Even tho 20 people have done it

[@certifiedcoolguy7101]

It’s funny how u say that he’s creative when he’s literally copying the wired interview

[@barnacleboy9305]

Lily Whispers ASMR bruh it’s literally a copy

[@mox1578]

How he copied another channel 😂

[@21fandoms17]

Matty: Yes, im actually 6"12 Me, a european: *nodding in confusion*

[@apollo421]

Ur name cool

[@heyitsalyssa9385]

he is six feet tall and twelve inches if that's what you mean :)

[@trep2219]

@@heyitsalyssa9385 No, he meant that us Europeans have no idea at all how much is 6"12 in metric system so we don't really know how tall MattyTingles is until we look it up on the internet.

[@o08O80o]

HeyIts Alyssa Hahahah, and how is that supposed to help 😂😂 I don’t know how long a foot or an inch is 😂😂

[@heyitsalyssa9385]

Olivia sorry, i didn't know ..

[@nickbettendorf4447]

mix of comedy, asmr, and a q&a what a treat

[@MattyTingles]

Nick Bettendorf That’s what I was going for!

[@nickbettendorf4447]

Matty Tingles 👏 just checked out your music as well, it’s freaking amazing!!!! it would be amazing if you got into it again

[@kmurbi23]

@@MattyTingles well I can tell you it worked

[@Bunkabusta73]

Super facts

[@Lancestorm0]

Isn't this wired cuz 1.5K and 4 comments

[@maboon1162]

Instead of calling it WIRED should of called it TIRED

[@noahjames513]

jmsak,s I like that

[@im_symp-1007]

W

[@xaviixo7371]

Lol

[@WhoaNellyJake]

Aye lmao

[@clxmpski]

W

[@breezycheezy792]

1:48 Is MattyTingles married? *stresfully starts tapping to change the subject*

[@701jv_]

Breezy Cheezy 💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Spud..]

Nigga

[@GunslingingGoose]

Breezy Cheezy I know right I was just about to say that

[@ultimatecontagion]

@@Spud.. nigguh*

[@jv2139]

I thought i was the only one who noticed that💀

[@Jundin09637]

If he did roofing, he would be MattyShingles

[@AshtonWinter]

If he had shingles he would be MattyShingles

[@nickfire3177]

He’s not married, I guess he’s MattySingle

[@ryandaniels3105]

If he's ever hungry he goes and gets some MattyPringles

[@macapaca4816]

At Christmas time, He plays MattyJingles

[@slipstream7446]

On tinder he’s Mattymingles

[@MattyTingles]

A lot of people asking about the music: Yes that’s true. I was a recording artist for years before ASMR. I released 8 albums and toured all over. I opened for people like Macklemore, Big Sean, E-40, Kid Twist, Tech N9ne etc . . . the best way to find the music is my newest album on Spotify or Apple Music by searching “Matty Immortal”. Immortal is the name of the album. Enjoy! 😊

[@Miguel-vs2sb]

Matty Tingles wym opened?

[@cerysm6293]

Miguel he was the opening act. He would go up to perform before the celebrity went on stage

[@stankcooter]

Matty Tingles what genre

[@stankcooter]

holy fuck ur shit actually slaps dude

[@alexwalter7742]

Rap to asmr. That's a pretty big change

[@TongueDrumJourney]

Haha I love this idea! I hope this video blows up!

[@Ashthulhu]

Oh hey Austin!

[@TongueDrumJourney]

@@Ashthulhu hi Ashton! How are you?!

[@Ashthulhu]

@@TongueDrumJourney Fantastic thank you! How are you?

[@TongueDrumJourney]

@@Ashthulhu Amazing! (mostly because there's a new Matty video!) 😅

[@Ashthulhu]

@@TongueDrumJourney True dat!

[@haileyherrera1503]

THATS WHY HE LOOKS SO FAMILIAR HE FIXED MY PHONE WHEN HE WORKED AT APPLE

[@oliverbiddle3063]

hailey herrera good one lmao

[@justkami7292]

Same! 🤣🤣

[@SimonCowelI]

Ethan Feldman its a joke,bloody hell.

[@Spencer1223]

Simon Cowell Simon!

[@flowerswithlovee]

@@SimonCowelI woah mate

[@lacey3952]

I just imagined an asmr panel at vidcon where they just whisper

[@ellogabija]

Lacey YES

[@nacht_mokey3257]

Everyone’s asleep

[@monkaW_]

And you can’t hear them because it’s loud in the area

[@Kneudel]

Yo I read this comment and at that moment he came at the vidcon question

[@viper-gta5395]

13:57 “Can MattyTingles juggle? “Im an expert juggler” *Juggles* “I can’t juggle” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dexter6916]

4:13

[@elenessdark2810]

@@dexter6916 what do you mean there mate

[@FlixSen]

14:33 '' How did Matty Tingles grow his... ? '' *Stressful situation*

[@oskarisoininen794]

Good one😆

[@miadeeann4966]

Lmaoooooooooo

[@miadeeann4966]

He said HUHHHH

[@theordinarypeanut9065]

Hair, hair.

[@diegoherrera3464]

"Is matty tingles famous?" Matty: does his own interview

[@butterbiscuit7895]

Diego herrera extremely famous

[@executive1946]

Next level ASMR, this man living in 2050

[@2copasen27anos6]

I've met Matty in person and he is really *THAT* tall like he said

[@BngelKazam]

@@cardi7197 nigga

[@NemesisX94]

@@cardi7197 r/whoooosh

[@silence8205]

The Nemesis um

[@maadmortician]

Tani ASMR he is he just said that

[@knowlgo]

6”12 isn’t a real height. There are 12 inches in a foot, therefore he is 7 feet

[@johnnygriffin1222]

Matty you should do a interview from Genius using your songs

[@lewis7909]

Your account is a sin

[@deweybiggs3074]

I like your account profile pic.

[@umyoutuberqualquer7103]

This account tho

[@MamaDishwasher]

Idk what there is about him.. He seems so insanely friendly and sweet >:C imagine getting a hug from this dood

[@X15Gaming]

I didn’t realize that this wasn’t actually a WIRED video until I looked at the description after the video. Well done!

[@MrTattooASMR]

This was so good! Keep it up with the new ideas Matty.

[@neon-zeon]

Whenever i see your profile picture it looks like lord farquad

[@juckerelite8980]

@@neon-zeon I googled lord farquad and now i just cant stop laughing anymore haha xDD

[@neon-zeon]

Jucker Elite that’s what I’m sayin man

[@nostalgia4467]

Mr. Tattoo ASMR the Justin y of asmr

[@maxi5087]

Dude i legit see you under every frickin video what is this?!

[@lucasj6774]

The more I think about it this parody is genius. Like another comment said it’s funny, informative, interesting and uses ASMR! Another great video!

[@Ash-id3oh]

Legend says Matty is still growing in height

[@chair7196]

He is currently 6'40

[@skipasmr9]

28:30 Me: *hears least favorite food is ranch* Me: w h a t

[@thegotdamnuhtheuhhh]

w u t

[@miadeeann4966]

Nature vally is gross asf if yall have a cheddars scratch kitchen in yalls town go and get the chicken tendar plater fries on both size make sure you tell them you want ranch i love ranch so let me tell you thats the best you will ever have

[@rhystaylor872]

Your 6'12 your a huggable giant

[@mnase9259]

Rhys Taylor you’re*

[@mnase9259]

I’m pretty sure that was a joke as well, but whatever b

[@niv660]

Sans Undertale no shit there is no such thing as 6’12

[@MrJoker12303]

MNXI _ I mean there is such thing but people would refer to it as 7 foot

[@askjones10]

Levi Wurgler niceee

[@clickbait1501]

I thought this was actually a Wired "Search results" video

[@loserboy4156]

Clickbait got ya

[@justkami7292]

I thought so to. Until I saw he was too close to the camera and everyone else was like far away when they did this interview.

[@crygoz8185]

Me: 🤵🏼 Clickbait: 🤵🏼🤛🏻

[@vic8212]

Same

[@ethanwilliams6904]

Clever video as always, Matty! I though it was actually WIRED when i first saw it lol. Great Video!

[@joshsals9424]

Ethan Williams it kinda is. he got interviewed by a worker at WIRED

[@ethanwilliams6904]

@@joshsals9424 Right yeah. Shoulda noticed that

[@kraazyiv]

CrashBox - Gaming he didn’t, it was a parody and had nothing to do with wired other then the idea

[@ethanwilliams6904]

r/Whoosh

[@airehn5797]

1:51 Matty: is matty tingles married? *starts to molest board to make the question forgetable*

[@salahalali7888]

It is stolen from another comment but it is whatever

[@airehn5797]

@@salahalali7888 never seen it.

[@dexter6916]

You Don't know what molest means wow

[@airehn5797]

@@dexter6916 i do

[@airehn5797]

@@dexter6916 it means to sexually abuse a woman or child

[@moon-xb9fm]

matty is so precious!!! protecc him at all cost!!!

[@antoniobetancourt7926]

Mnrh 'Aqlh haha I feel you

[@benmicek6829]

That’s why we put him back in the matrix when he is done filming

[@MrMaytang]

you should do a sneak shopping with complex parody because u got a lot of shoes

[@walkermitchell2886]

is matty tingles related to kim jong-un. lmao

[@notmanny2515]

You could see that he was disappointed😆

[@jacksonyukihillary]

This is why I love your channel Matty. You are constantly pushing the boundaries of creativity, and create really fun, entertainimg content. You put so much effort and creativity into each video!

[@peachuwu1071]

Woah i thought this was legit-you made it look so real!

[@jalapenopepper3282]

Ikr😄

[@evcorson]

disney make a live action remake of UP and get this guy as Russell please #makeithappen

[@augustextremius2578]

#makeithappen

[@y0mama152]

When he sed he was not married he looked really sad 😢

[@nielsb8299]

@Raging Squid lmfaooo

[@Lancestorm0]

What did you think He is making videos to help people sleep and you say that he is looking sad what did you expect

[@nielsb8299]

@@Lancestorm0 Mattie single

[@treygoudeau4181]

I was waiting for the “Is MattyTingles gay?” question

[@codplaya00]

Honestly same, I feel like he could’ve made a good joke out of that

[@sicka294]

Can't lie, I was too.

[@danz9375]

Same

[@natanpogro]

My man

[@matheusonantschenkoc7997]

Trey Goudeau You are gay.

[@Psjedi]

MattyT dropping his mixtape 2020..?

[@mrmeatloafasmr446]

@Cisco Argueta 😂😂

[@xingyangg769]

“Is MattyTingles related to Kim Jong un?” “............”

[@TheWiseCollector]

Bet your the one who searched that 😂😂😂

[@xelf8139]

LMAO I JUST WATCHED THAT

[@zwei2125]

The tapping on the cards gives me life

[@imxiano9910]

How else thought WIRED actually posted this WIRED complete interview?

[@gxyrd]

I mean. No.

[@VarsityAthlete04]

Who*

[@mr.coffee5220]

Me

[@saudiboi5938]

LazR Luckyyy 👮 ooooooooooooooo

[@saudiboi5938]

LazR Luckyyy has ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@galaxywarrior3962]

This is the longest wired video I've ever seen

[@Mynameisevanbro]

3:24 Why do people ask that lol. Edit: How do so many KZbinrs sleep at like 3 AM

[@rdczero8974]

I mean, im nit a youtuber but I go to bed at 3 am

[@justmarvin7473]

Matty: yes I’m actually 6’12 Gibi: hilarious am 7’4 then

[@jeborismonke3270]

How tall is he actually 😂

[@varunsathya1912]

What is 6'12 tho

[@varunsathya1912]

Isnt that just 7'

[@justmarvin7473]

@@varunsathya1912 I made this like a year ago

[@izvy]

@@jeborismonke3270 i think he’s 5’8

[@noahdrurybiskup]

Hes so unbelievably nice and positive...keep up the great work Matty

[@nikki8889991122]

This was a cool idea. I would love to see your version of ‘the same interview a year later’.

[@SuperSmashMyAss]

THIS DUDE SAID HE'S SIX TWELVE bro you could dunk without even jumping

[@barbequesauce0136]

MusicMemer uhhhh, I think you have to be seven six to no jump dunk

[@dylanzebo2704]

There are plenty of 7 footers in the nba that cant no jump dunk

[@dylanzebo2704]

Depends on his wingspan really

[@mrchode3641]

He's joking. He's about 5ft 6 😂

[@bobstephen309]

@@mrchode3641 yeah he's super short 😂

[@evansmith9670]

Also “I’m 6’12” hm

[@thugpug4life496]

Evan Smith 6’12 is 7 feet! 😆

[@deangel9128]

@@thugpug4life496 no he said 6"12' , he's 12 feet tall.

[@jeremiutanes4912]

Omega Pirate Oh goodness 😂

[@wardhermans5935]

DaddiesFatBelt didnt he mean 6x12=72x367+21= A?

[@bigdave9188]

Im 5'1

[@jon4ang]

matty: the up movie is animated and im a real person so... me: wait you are!?

[@Snake-hu7ko]

Honestly Matty tingles is one of the most creative asmr creators I've ever seen. He just has some really new and interesting ideas and they are usually also really well executed. Keep it up bro!

[@joychrrt]

Bad idea to watch and listen a video of Matty when you’re at school 😴

[@Kingsosat]

Jill Scarlett it’s Sunday 😂

[@Kingsosat]

😂😭

[@Kingsosat]

Getchi Gang 😂😂

[@joychrrt]

Kingsosa2369 t I live in Oceania, it was monday ;) you’re not alone in this world lol

[@Do0m-17-Q]

You should do an ASMR talking about your past music experiences. Like who you opened up for and everything.

[@716calvin]

Wired has joined the chat Wired has left the chat

[@2fabulousexc]

Tired joined

[@716calvin]

Fabian Schafhauser right

[@ojohnson5057]

“Shoutout to everyone who is married, that’s amazing” I love that so much

[@Greaugh69420]

Top ten most ambitious crossover events in history: #1: mattyTingles and up

[@komodo.8022]

It's really nice from you to say in front of 200.000+ people that you are adopted!🙏

[@hal9448]

hi im spartacus. You’re a fuking idiot “adopted” it means that he was born from there. STOOPID

[@broskydoodle6697]

Bruh I'm gonna overload with tingles just watching this

[@neftali704]

Lol I laughed in such a squeaky voice when he said related to Kim jong un

[@pamka6913]

This is basically self-QnA Genius

[@mygnomedead2620]

Now I feel like I had him as a technician at Apple.

[@lars9848]

You are awesome man ! Many things i didnt know about you !:D Keep the good work going ;)

[@lars9848]

@Cisco Argueta You are literally 10 years old

[@zenomarf3931]

This man is 7 foot/6-12

[@endou5959]

7 feet

[@-darlingbear5436]

@@joemcglasson8463 7 foots

[@anthonywe2878]

Foot xD

[@bigdave9188]

Joke

[@derrlux6085]

Such a happy spirit. Love u bro 👊🏽

[@treAhSMR]

I think your extremely under rated. I watch a lot of different Asmr videos and yours are by above most . From quality to frequency . For you to not have a million followers is ridiculous. We appreciate you bruh !

[@eyelessjack817]

“Card 2 done” *YEETUS SPAGEETUS*

[@ChocoMuffin23]

I loved this! If you can do more card tapping that would be awesome. 😉

[@leon-ik1hc]

Dude, you need to do a “so guys we did it” asmr video when you reach 250,000 subs (a tribute for our dead meme brother).

[@dec203]

Russel answers questions for his his explorers test

[@m.c4235]

1:55 1 hour of that tapping pls

[@rolojrprod]

How did Matty tingles get so many shoes Matty tingles :*sweats thinging how he stole them😂 Matty tingles again:I....just.bought them

[@jalapenopepper3282]

Just so you know, LeBron James had a shoe closet that was BIG as a classroom

[@nstytang8011]

This just puts a smile on my face

[@okluminous566]

Yeah, I have been following Matty since he uploaded the first shoe collection. It gives you a satisfying feeling going through the growth of Matty and the channel.

[@don-tay3963]

Im imagining mattie not being adopted and him just being some pro sumo wrestler with long hair or a shaolin master located in a village hidden in the jungles

[@brennanbien9072]

I loved this video. Very relaxing and great to get to know you better!

[@evanwishnow9007]

I play baseball too. I play shortstop and pitcher for a travel league

[@Rinoshy]

You know it's good asmr when the intro gives you tingles

[@xcelassist]

Where the game store??? Matty!❤️

[@ziad1368]

I kinda expected wired to actually be in the comments.

[@2amdreaming]

Such a unique idea , love it!!

[@johnhill1796]

Wow I learned so much about you in this video you are a very talented person and I wish nothing but the best for you throughout the rest of your years

[@mech1hbc]

29:46 ha that’s funny right there Dickens comedy gold

[@noahcamronlevesque1091]

Bro I just gotta say keep up that great work your so inspirational and funny and a great dude. it seems that you have put me to sleep once again🥳🥳

[@alexeast8002]

I watch a lot of ASMR and I haven’t heard tapping in a while so when I heard them I got dem tingles down ma back

[@dannisoft]

1:28 oh I thought you were a carton character :O

[@serene9532]

Lmao

[@eeljai2048]

Wait he's Not container for milk

[@xx-d3adsh0t-xx42]

Maxxx1602 carton character

[@glizzyjoint3715]

Maxxx1602 well he doesnt look like a carton of milk

[@elliotberg4572]

@@eeljai2048 LOOOOOOL

[@googly4038]

“Yeah so I am *6’12* “ Oh damn

[@federicoscopelliti5579]

I always feel very happy when I watch your videos! Thank you very much! Keep up!

[@AdonriaASMR]

Omg this was brilliant! Loved every minute! 😍

[@apkfaultz2637]

11:47 Matty: it's about 1:30 in the morning. Me: *looks at the time* it's 1:30 in the morning slowly trying to fall sleep.

[@CaptainPoverV]

2:59 I Had To It Is A Funny Face :D

[@trixxzygaming1170]

12:01 I'm dying Do you keep printing these

[@marclikesmoths]

Oh my god this auto played so I didn't read the title and I was so certain this was a real interview

[@Zachary-ro6eg]

Why would someone Google can mattytingles drink coffee like what's the motivation

[@valeriofabrizi3497]

No one looked these things up its a parody. He is just trying to talk about his life.

[@DanielPalys.]

Matty always looks like a very friendly guy

[@em745]

You deserve hellaaaa more views and subs!!! Don’t forget us when you’re famous ❤️❤️❤️

[@lonewolfgamingplus379]

I tried getting an auto complete interview, but I took an arrow to the knee

[@eemei9531]

Let me guess...someone stole your sweetroll

[@lonewolfgamingplus379]

Arthur Morgan What is it ? Dragons ?

[@dominicjeffrey5642]

I like how all Asmrists laugh through their noses

[@VarsityAthlete04]

**Artists**

[@freddiemercury7783]

I've only just noitced Matty has a lazy eye. I'm not judging him. Just surprised it took me this long to notice.

[@iSupportUS]

LMAOOOO HE WAS IN THE UP MOVIE IM DYING!!!😂💀😂

[@rcktlauncher]

He um, he said he wasn't lol

[@younggoose7315]

I remember you used to be a rapper back when I was in highschool I bet we know some of the same people too 😂

[@marcus4526_]

😂

[@deangel9128]

@@marcus4526_ what how do you comment your profile picture?

[@user-qy1tw6bj7z]

Goose McCringleberry fat lie

[@younggoose7315]

Luis C why would I lie? We both from Salem/Keizer

[@tobiasjohansen5238]

@@deangel9128 LOL u stupid

[@mariannasetsidou804]

I always watch these interviews because i get so many tingles, especially when they take the sticker offff. So smart of him to think of doing an asmr parody!!

[@caraolo8884]

I love this and also how *softly* the cards hit the floor lol