Best description of a loud fart I ever heard. I was working a kitchen a few years ago and fsrted in a quiet moment. My sous chef came up to me and said "that sounded like a bag of apples rolling down some stairs".... To this day that cracks me up!
@nikkireigns11 ай бұрын
😂
@zannadunstrand628911 ай бұрын
I love this but sadly I were distracted by being to horrified by the thought that the chefs/kitchen staff are ok with farting in the kitchen. As a nurse trained in airborn particles im very disturbed 🥲🙃
@Douglas.kong3311 ай бұрын
Holy shit I can hear it
@benkn100211 ай бұрын
@@zannadunstrand6289 it's kind of hard to avoid airborne particles, we're all breathing creatures after all. But we're also permanently firectly under rather powerful extractor fans, too
@slinkywhippet11 ай бұрын
I have 100% done farts that sound like that 😂 Most of my farts sound like my butt is giving a round of applause though 😂
@kidd758311 ай бұрын
Mrs.Lush dying laughing at the fart compilation was absolutely priceless
@snarkxmaiden11 ай бұрын
5 seconds after saying she wouldn't too.
@alissacrizler49085 ай бұрын
Jesus loves you
@altyndom70393 ай бұрын
@@alissacrizler4908those jugs😂
@csoloway312111 ай бұрын
My wife and I lived in New Orleans back in the early 2000's. Our neighbors had a shed in their backyard that they decided to clean out one day. Apparently, this shed hadn't been emptied for at least 10 plus years. In the back of the shed was a chest freezer, which also hadn't been opened in over 10 plus years. They opened it on the street and there was some sort of meat that had been in there all this time. Men were throwing up on the sidewalk, woman and children were weeping, and our entire block smelled like a rotting corpse for about two weeks. I can almost still smell it today just thinking about it. The 5 year old lunch video brought back that wonderful memory.
@krock289411 ай бұрын
I work demolition and hazardous waste removal, we had a similar experience with a condemned house that was set on fire during a suicide. During cleanup we found a freezer in the basement. Let's just say we brought out the bio suits and respirators and they did not help at all.
@realKratos66710 ай бұрын
Wait wait, that's exactly what happened with my family and we moved across the lake.
@csoloway312110 ай бұрын
Maybe we were neighbors. Where in New Orleans did you live? @@realKratos667
@alissacrizler49085 ай бұрын
Jesus loves you
@bethsmith342111 ай бұрын
OMG! The baby waking up and slapping the snoring dad. I about wet my pants laughing. It reminded me. My daughter is 28 years old now, but when she was about 2 yo. We went shopping in the big city about 200 miles from our house with a family friend. Because we were doing a shop till you drop weekend we rented a hotel room for one night. The friend, a woman, snores like a buzz saw. My mother, my daughter and I were all having a hard time falling asleep because of how loud she was. At one point my mother and I got the giggles over it. My daughter kept getting a little mad and saying "It's not funny!" After one particular loud snoring snort, my daughter sat straight up in bed and screams "Shut up, D(first name) C(last name)!" It rouse our friend enough she turned over. My mother and I almost lost it. We all got to sleep shortly after we got the giggling contained. It was one of the funniest moments. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ivanchevez968111 ай бұрын
My dad is a snorer. Once, when i was a baby, I climbed up onto the bed and held his nose shut. My mom thought it was hilarious, my dad, not so much. He also worked nights so I probably ruined his sleep for a good while after that. Sorry, dad. My mom still laughs about that from time to time.
@alissacrizler49085 ай бұрын
Jesus loves you
@soo7777711 ай бұрын
Funny story about me snoring and now I use a cpap machine .. but back in the early 2000's my daughter was about 9 years old.. and one day I was checking the messages on my phone and I hear this message in whispering voice "Mom, this is what you sound like when you snore) .. and I hear this loud snore like a chainsaw ... somehow she knew how to save a message on our landline without calling it .. she was a smart kid but anyway .. I gotta tell you .. I fell on the floor laughing ... and I got help for sleep apnea lol
@jolenealaska9 ай бұрын
The wig in the trunk video has been one of my favorites for forever. I love how everybody is respectful, with great senses of humor
@tiffymcconkey11 ай бұрын
Turn away from me and walk backwards to my voice. Normally, they pick 1 office to give instructions but it doesnt always work lol. The wig hanging out the trunk gets me everytime 😂😂😂😂
@riakendall861011 ай бұрын
I am a mum of 7, farts are without doubt the funniest. 😂❤
@f1o18iwi911 ай бұрын
7 holy fvck, how´s life in utah? XD
@RandomBogey11 ай бұрын
How?
@dswofford2211 ай бұрын
I wanna put a ring on your finger.😂
@riakendall861011 ай бұрын
@@f1o18iwi9 Uk... no tv... 🤣🤣🤣
@riakendall861011 ай бұрын
@@RandomBogey well, when a boy meets a girl....
@MattRNewcomb11 ай бұрын
We all know Leon wears mouth tape because he’s scared of swallowing spiders
@slinkywhippet11 ай бұрын
100% valid 😧🕷🕷🕷
@WhatTheWHAT52411 ай бұрын
That makes 2 of us! Except I only fear it and do not have tape😅
@newsave00111 ай бұрын
Your videos are great for decompressing after a long day of dealing with people. My wife and I look forward to them.
@NullitasOfOne11 ай бұрын
I’ve never seen you guys before but y’all are seriously funny. 😂 thanks for the laughs.
@krock289411 ай бұрын
You are in for a treat. I found them a couple months ago. They have plenty of content and it's all gold. Get binging, you won't regret it.
@Nikkistrict11 ай бұрын
Welcome aboard, always a treat
@Meowziez11 ай бұрын
You two are precious and hilarious. Thank you both.
@bretsubotnik177711 ай бұрын
The look on people's faces when it turns out to be a shart is the funniest
@ionescudragos212311 ай бұрын
It is 6.15 am in Cambodia, eating my breakfast and getting ready for work....laughing my ass off. Just wanted to share my amazing morning routine. Thank you for doing what you are doing ❤
@mightymeatymech11 ай бұрын
i hope your day goes well, homie
@LushLifeTV11 ай бұрын
Thanks for being here!
@Mama_Bear52411 ай бұрын
Hope you had a great day. From Canada 🇨🇦
@Gundumb_guy11 ай бұрын
“That was a screamer that thing was dying to get out of there!” That was so much funnier than it had any right to be!😂 Those little stupid comments are why I love watching these videos.
@lilhedgehog85768 ай бұрын
17:00 That police officer was so RELIEVED!!! He’s like oh thank God it’s not a dead body. 😂😂 his reaction was so funny!
@relentless_fps11 ай бұрын
Leon needs to get the “people farting on pets” compilation queued up for Mrs. Lush! I already know she’ll be crying laughing the entire time
@KhaosWolfKat11 ай бұрын
YESSSS!!!
@majorhawker477611 ай бұрын
Sorry Leon I only watch these now. Mrs. Lush's laugh is awesome and wholesome. Keep it up you two. My wife and I just celebrated 27 years of marriage cause we can laugh at each other's stupid side and poke fun at each other.
@LushLifeTV11 ай бұрын
Congrats, love to hear that!
@mekorn2911 ай бұрын
Mrs. Lush laughing automatically puts me in a better mood.)😅
@antoniom.andersen670411 ай бұрын
That one with the concrete and rebar had me snot-laughing, damn that's brilliant. As for farts, when I was in the gymnasium we had a test and I had to let one rip. Thought I could do a silent sneak but it blasted out. People looked to see who it was and I just looked at the girl behind me. She got the blame, although she vehemently denied it, and spent the next year and a half with fart nick names. Good times.
@Cirkelo9 ай бұрын
snorring is one my favourite sounds, when it comes from someone I love
@endurancegoliath456911 ай бұрын
9:24 that baby did what every person wants to do when trying to sleep next to someone who snores. That baby is a hero and a badass in one little package.
@ArmitageShanksMC11 ай бұрын
Yeah, fuck people that snore. They just shouldn't snore, right? It's their choice to snore, RIGHT!?
@endurancegoliath456911 ай бұрын
@@ArmitageShanksMC lol triggered much? No, ofcourse it's not their choice. Doesn't make the sleepdeprivation of the partner any less though....but aside of that; it was a joke dude...chill
@ArmitageShanksMC11 ай бұрын
@@endurancegoliath4569 My bad. See, it lacked the one thing that it needed to be a joke...it wasn't funny
@endurancegoliath456911 ай бұрын
@@ArmitageShanksMC newsflash; humor is subjective. So you not finding it funny, well tbh, idgaf. But hey, stay triggered if you want to be so badly apparantly. Won't ruin my day, just yours.
@ArmitageShanksMC11 ай бұрын
@@endurancegoliath4569 "humor is subjective" the catch cry of the unfunny. And you've made my day by being such a lousy comedian. Don't give up your day job as a rent boy under a bridge.
@nadjahlover11 ай бұрын
I am VERY SAD TO SAY..... that I NEEDED THIS SO BAD!!! Thank you for the MUCH NEEDED laughs! I can always count on you two!! XOXOXOXO
@yellowls6yellowls69211 ай бұрын
My wife never farts in front of me. Until she falls asleep or doesn't realize I'm in the next room. Lmao
@timsorensen266710 ай бұрын
2:43 a half gallon Ziploc bag with warm water filled about halfway up.... takes about 10 seconds to wipe off all the ice.. use it like a big pillow to wipe the ice, then you can use the warm water at the end to get your mirrors or whatever little things like your windshield wipers.
@ibarzabal11 ай бұрын
I love these videos with you two... thank you
@f1o18iwi911 ай бұрын
im glad when ms.Lush breaks down HAAHAHHAA, I remember her starting videos with leon she was such an innocent soul hahahah
@spookypuppy1311 ай бұрын
You two have the best content on KZbin, thank you for all your hard work bringing us these moments to treasure 😄
@nathancroke960211 ай бұрын
I think the best thing we can hand down to our young is that no matter how old you are, or how bad things might seem, farts will always be funny!
@TheDarkmagus42111 ай бұрын
"Let the leaker talk!" lol!
@itshooligan11 ай бұрын
Mrs. Lush...nailing it! She looks great a lot of hardwork im sure. Mr. Lush...SAMMME You out here killing it my guy!
@destinyfouts9968 ай бұрын
I have never laughed so hard at a KZbin video in a long time thank Mr and Mrs Lush 😅😅😅😅
@cyborat11 ай бұрын
Really enjoying how much you've been getting into the vids lately, Mrs Lush - You two are always entertaining together, but lately you two have been especially fun 🤘
@Anomalocaria8 ай бұрын
12:24 - i haven't laughed this hard in weeks. that tech was insane, it sounded like an angry cat. the lights even started flickering, she squeezed out a full on poltergeist, holy shit lol
@tweevers29 ай бұрын
The beach towels on the car windows is what many of us do here in Arizona for decades. That way no scraping of ice in the early morning hours.Just take the towel off and chuck it on the side of the house until night time when putting back on the car windows. It was very common to be going to school in the 1980's and seeing the plethora of vehicles throughout the neighborhoods have beach towels on the front and back car windows
@joegroves37679 ай бұрын
First time watching you and your wife! I can honestly say I love you guys! ❤
@joetrolo707611 ай бұрын
So immature! I love you guys
@Black0utDayz10 ай бұрын
This is probably one of the most wholesome things I've seen in weeks. Pretty god damn funny too. But you 2 farting at laughs, that's couple goals right there.
@ramenaddict167610 ай бұрын
Farting at laughs LMAO
@williamharvey38111 ай бұрын
We referwd to "farting" as "pooting" as kids because fart was a bad word. To this day, i think "poot" is one of the funniest words in the enhlish language. Just meditate on the word "poot" and what it is, and tears come to my eyes and i feel a full belly laugh cocmung on.
@diybronwynsmith26311 ай бұрын
Ah the lovely Lushes( Lush's ) i had been watching true crime i needed some comedy and here you are ! Im dyin here 😅
@maryjane443211 ай бұрын
I could watch your vids for hours!
@emmasmith9808Ай бұрын
14:16 im dying too, totally your description 😂😂😂😂😂
@christinedreams809911 ай бұрын
Hysterical fart humor with Leon playing the Mrs funny bone like a pro.
@andifox653411 ай бұрын
You missed the last fart. She wasn't just a disaster all around, she then farted, and the cop just looks confused. Omg. I'm cry laughing! Who's paying for my lash refill? 😂😂😂
@khyron611 ай бұрын
I was at a heavy metal party in the 80's and this guy lite his frat on fire. He was then running around slap'en his butt yelling, "I burned my azzhole! " Everyone was busting up. What a bunch of dunk fools we where, Are. ;)
@ScottBryant-wi7gb11 ай бұрын
I just laughed so hard.
@Jeanne88B11 ай бұрын
Omg I am laughing so hard. What a great way to wake up.
@yvonnecook863511 ай бұрын
Mrs Lush had me crying. Too funny🇨🇦💜
@Sodanium11 ай бұрын
You broke up my window got me so good. The cop reaction is just priceless.
@zanderreinhardt391611 ай бұрын
She’s starting to shine ✨ 🤩 I second being proud
@EmJust5 ай бұрын
‘WE lucked out with Jackson’ ‘Nope we trained him’ ‘Oh yeah, we trained him’ We ALL know who trained him…nice work Mrs. Lush!
@lilhedgehog85768 ай бұрын
The baby smacking the snoring dads face killed me. I was laughing for a straight minute after that. Lmao
@Katrn303 ай бұрын
I have a fart machine that has 16 different farts that you can hide in the pillows and use a remote control to make guests fart…I have have guests keep moving seats, thinking someone else is farting…it’s hilarious!
@sonof7thsign1166 ай бұрын
lol you and Mrs lush are hysterical 😢
@hollyshaw-elliemae11 ай бұрын
Mrs. Lush is everything! love that nail color too mamma!! :D
@douglastaylor928910 ай бұрын
Fart videos are hilarious!!!! I love it that she's amused by them also!! LOL!!
@amandazurenda11 ай бұрын
ive been waiting for this video for my whole life
@ericsmith644311 ай бұрын
Oh dude I was so pumped that the entire video was going to be ring cam farts. But the one was hilarious
@stefangrimmander11 ай бұрын
Its common here in Sweden do use a reflective sheet on our windscreen when its freezing temp, it doesnt freeza like that towel and ju just shack it off, roll it up and stick it inside the car. The also have "ears" on the side so ju pinch them in the doorwell so it dont fly off and the wipers just stand straight up. :)
@lendersbagels0111 ай бұрын
I’ll say it again! Thank you for the frequent uploads!!!’n
@JSBDproductions11 ай бұрын
Love when Leon says the quiet stuff out loud😂 such as WEF, Klaus, bs politics etc.. love seeing you showing signs of your awakening journey lol
@Guus11511 ай бұрын
Leon is pretty based but he plays it very safe to keep his channel monetised
@tomjackson775511 ай бұрын
People disrupting things on a plane always reminds me of the scene in Airplane. "You got to get yourself together"
@buggiebuild111 ай бұрын
WOOHOO!!,it’s the Lush’s everyone 👏🏻👏🏻& looking FANTASTIC 💯shoutout to little Lush🤘,,✌🏻💞
@Joseph-z7s3b11 ай бұрын
Bringing the heat... it's a double dutch oven. My grandma was undefeated at the fart game and had no trouble crop-dusting an entire aisle in Walmart. Grandma had a cannon.
@andifox653411 ай бұрын
It's a rite of passage as a Nana 😂
@snowflake29105 ай бұрын
Omg this is going to be my mom! I remember years ago going as a family to my younger brother back to school night and walking to the school from the parking lot my younger brother pleads. “Please don’t embarrass me.” Immediately after my mom rips a big fart with a family walking right behind us. Poor kid. It’s like he forgot who his family is.
@lilhedgehog85768 ай бұрын
It makes me happy that I live in the same place as one of the KZbinrs that I like I don’t know. It’s just really cool.
@JAYFLOPROBEATS11 ай бұрын
@ 8:30 my daughter when she was every bit between 3 and 5 years old she'd do that same mess to me. I would try to sneak out her room, as soon as I took a half step she woke and jumped up instantly like on some Jason V or Michael Myers type 'ish
@Tanx3311 ай бұрын
2:15 lol my mom actually gave me something called a frost guard for my car one year when we I was having to leave for work at 5:30 am and would have to wake up 15 minutes earlier than normal just to get the heavy frost(and snow...like twice...NC weather) on my windshield. it made of some insulated material and a rubbery side that grips to the windshield and has two straps you pull over the rear view mirrors to hold it down. It's also waterproof and keeps most of the melting snow or freezing rain from running under and collecting on the windshield. thing works pretty great and won't blow off during a storm like a few towels over the windshield might, plus if you have freezing rain you would just end up with towels frozen to your windshield and wipers too. also during the summer it doubles as a nice water proof liner for my trunk when I need to throw in wet boots, fishing gear or anything muddy.
@susiesunshine4311 ай бұрын
Hahaha, YES, every single woman farts, no matter what the hell they say, we all do it!!! And heck yea, my hubby and I have known each other for a long time before we got together and we KNOW it happens!!!
@lucien498011 ай бұрын
I havent watched this in awhile, and WOWZA not hittin on miss Lush man thats your wife, im only complimenting bc shes been workin out or somethin man u got yourself a 10. Good job miss Lush lookin Lushish.
@kayciekyte11 ай бұрын
I'm in tears with ya girl...
@Max_R_MaMint11 ай бұрын
I tape my mouth shut for sleep too. I have to use a BreatheRight strip, though. But I tape my lips so I dont mouthbreathe - mainly cos it makes my entire mouth/nose/throat/face DRY AF.
@karenbliss871911 ай бұрын
My sister and her husband have been married for 38 years and he’s never heard her fart!! Now me, on the other hand, my husband says I can peel the paint off the walls!😂😂😂😂
@SynthRockViking11 ай бұрын
0:58 - 01:01 "Every package looks good in a banana-hammock 😏🤔"
@kellyduddridge463211 ай бұрын
We use a full tarp when it snows in our area. Covering the entire car. Next morning, just pulling tarp off the car. No snow to remove from the windshield. hood, roof, or most importantly falling into the car!!.
@katieshantz351711 ай бұрын
I've been married to my husband for almost 4 years now and farts are our favorite humor 🤣.
@Thickennugget111111 ай бұрын
As someone who had mold illness, I had a visceral reaction to that 5yr old lunch. Ouch 😆
@p8triotmode11 ай бұрын
The towel trick works, but don't put a wet towel on there because when it freezes it will stick to your windshield like glue. But if it's just snow or frost and a dry towel. It works like a charm
@roseannerogers772411 ай бұрын
Laughing the whole video 😂
@sandymihocik486011 ай бұрын
I live in Florida and I have a flat sheet that I place on my windshield and wrap around the side mirrors and close into the doors to protect the side windows as well from ice.
@7evYT11 ай бұрын
Mrs. Lush looking realllll good these days. Congrats on the weight loss to the both of ya!
@WorldsGreatestDetective8811 ай бұрын
We all know the guy who left you a message about your "unnecessarily long biker rant" (which 90% of us agrees with) is indeed.....a biker
@woody857711 ай бұрын
Was just wondering when your vid would drop. Thanks, mind-readers!
@GenXfrom7511 ай бұрын
When my husband drinks, that snoring is just unbelievable 😂
@dawn-gk2tr9 ай бұрын
We always had newspaper to peel the frost off the windscreen in winter.
@stephenbright861311 ай бұрын
Have you seen Tom segura s mom fart video. Leon love your channel keep bringing it.
@TeddyVinny11 ай бұрын
FACT CHECK: This show causes my oceans to rise.
@pamelamack827811 ай бұрын
bubbling cauldron I'm crying laughing!!!!!
@ColbyNelson-l8v11 ай бұрын
I Am a fan of y'all make one that is extremely hard try not to laugh ❤❤❤❤❤
@alicialawhun9111 ай бұрын
I love the fart comps. Lol. I laughed so hard.
@Selynn.11 ай бұрын
the wig had me rolling
@davident111 ай бұрын
Leon is correct. Long term mold will turn into a huge cloud when disturbed. Don't ask me how I know. LOL
@starkieable11 ай бұрын
My husband snores, and has a c-pap. I remember when he went for his options before getting the machine: c-pap, medication, or a surgery where they go in and scoop away the sides of your throat where the uvula is. With the surgery though, they have to do it every year or 2 because the skin grows back 🤢
@Nefville11 ай бұрын
I think farts are probably the first universal joke in human history. They're funny worldwide, like hey look at what my a**hole can do! Have been since time immemorial.
@jessicapark318711 ай бұрын
Your wife is so cool. She has good advice and is funny af. ❤
@lilhedgehog85768 ай бұрын
The way Leon said “Free penicillin” got me! 😂
@arianastarck980611 ай бұрын
LEONNNNNNN LEGEND LUSH
@sketchels403711 ай бұрын
Sleep training is hands down the best money I've ever spent!
@krusig746711 ай бұрын
Remote start is against the law in illinois. I do it still😂😂😂
@doris498911 ай бұрын
Please how do you find the last video? I can't stop crying😂
@mokihaname10 ай бұрын
It depends about the snoring cuz it's not always caused by sleep apnea. My best friend when she was a teenager was playing baseball and the bat ended up hitting her in the nose and broke her nose, ever since then she snored.