Max and George talk Ibiza fountain DRAMA and how max got cancelled at a premiere

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[@chloelord3578]

The tortoise bit had me in tears, the way Max jumped into it in such a delirious state. RIP George they took the wrong one

[@prinxessstache]

LMFAO

[@rebeccasmith6953]

max saying 'maybe even cut that out' and then it making the edit makes me wonder what actually gets cut out 😂😂

[@HollyElms]

This ep was gold. Max confusing the Crips with the Capulets, calling Stanley Tucci Stanley Lucci, as well as George pushing Max to the his very wits end about his dead tortoise were some highlights

[@zara46]

this pod always gets me in such a good mood for the week ahead

[@eghtesadnia]

George looks so fit in yellow

[@m1scha]

i wish george was real :(

[@window4234]

Same 😭😭😭😭

[@7harrietii283]

is he not real?💀

[@m1scha]

@@7harrietii283unfortunately he’s only a CGI

[@7harrietii283]

@@m1schawhat a shame 😔

[@luvzrk]

theyve got some good cgi tbf

[@xxeczxx9034]

The german word for library is either Bücherei or Bibliothek, so Max was actually right with his translation

[@ln3060]

Please do an episode with Andrew🙏🏼

[@lilllaaaayyyy763]

Rest in peace George the tortoise you will be missed ❤

[@ahaha272]

George really felt like messing with max in this one 💀

[@lucy_2511]

look forward to sundays every week because of u too (u both look so good btw

[@muddyw4ter]

max i beg u post the video of the woman

[@korina-ellap3867]

Tbf to George, George Clooney does live in sonning next to a pub and a theatre/bar. I used to work there and he’s lives right next to the theatre

[@williamcaley-lightingandso870]

This is the best part of my Sundays!

[@soniablaggan4123]

George you had me in stitches laughing for the hour, FINE AND FUNNY

[@0530evan]

this makes a sunday go bye so fast GEORGE is so funny.....and MAX always has a story.....

[@islagrace793]

Love you guys wet myself laughing every pod 😂

[@insertjokehere3430]

George would be such a good voice actor

[@jadeabit]

Can't wait to hear the fountain story lmao

[@samantha7942]

Love when max says “shut up” 😂

[@beepboopbeep111]

THE FITTIES ARE BACK

[@miadornan5944]

i just know the fountain story is gonna b amazing

[@MandiSings94]

I cannot get over the way Max says "tortoise" lol

[@graveang3l]

george is fit

[@mdon18]

omg thank u sm for reading out my one (i’m madi btw who wrote about my mate’s obsession with max) ❤️❤️❤️ x

[@prinxessstache]

why is nobody talking about how weird max says 'tortoise' 😭

[@elodielawrence3338]

10:29 I'm so sorry that happened to you max that sounds awful 😢

[@Kiesha-ov2ju]

Another post yessss 🎉❤

[@user-um6ow1ly6z]

Honestly devastated that George didn't elaborate on what happened to his pet I'm morbidly curious now

[@elizabeththompson2319]

I think he talked about it before on here because I know? It was a wild little hamster and accidentally fatally injured itself by trying to climb to the upper level of it's crate instead of using the ramp

[@connieharrison6077]

it’s leg got stuck in the cage and was repeatedly bashing its whole body off of the cage and they thought it was “running on its wheel” until they went downstairs to the cage in the morning and saw it stuck in the cage BUT ALIVE and then georges dad made it a splint for its leg and it survived for … less then 24 hours after

[@user-um6ow1ly6z]

@@connieharrison6077 fantastic I am horrified thank you

[@MagikMoonchild_]

pls someone put the clip of max dying at the end in the sexy edit

[@oliviacousins4403]

As a fan of yours from ibiza seeing grace step into the fountain I knew what was abt to happen 💀

[@Ethan-gz1ul]

r.i.p George the tortoise.. P.S library in German is actually ‘die Bibliothek‘ so well done Max 😘😘

[@diyarse]

george laughing about george the tortoise reminds me of them laughing about plato

[@Ldel-ff7ig]

Library in German is ‘bibliothek’ and in French is ‘bibliothèque’ they both sound very similar, so max you were close.

[@evawd395]

Please don’t think all scousers are like that ♥️♥️

RIP George 🤧🤧🤧

[@clairedrew22]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 I bit my lip! 😂 I fucking love u 2 pmsl thankyou for making me laugh for a whole hour lol

[@elizabeththompson2319]

By Stanley Lucci did you mean Stanley Tucci?

[@megzina]

Scaffolding - is a good word

[@fIorence444]

I never got my apology from George :( p.s max I’m very sorry and I do have edits of u I promise xxx

[@lexi1481]

george is so funny i love him

[@Clo_cosplays1]

Will the live show be recorded

[@TitanRiddle]

rip George

[@kaceysday]

OMWw to make that edit max

[@mleah.]

I continuously am confounded by your unrefrigerated drink set up.

[@meere7403]

When will these two get together.

[@evehay5852]

I love all of your podcasts but this one was hilarious 😂 also R.I.P GEORGE 🐢

[@cheonsazu]

RIP George the Tortoise. He will be missed

[@hlw28tandl]

Bibliotech besties Rip George 🐢

[@devonbananastar4170]

Are the call in being cut off at the end or am I going crazy??

[@lucy_2511]

no cos i thought that it felt weird maybe they were too long ? im not sure

[@devonbananastar4170]

@@lucy_2511 I’m glad I’m not going crazy lol

[@marazaugg5794]

Library in German is Bibliothek

[@EllyClark96]

Think there should be an ep where we all get to speed date George xx

[@shannon1357]

wait for zippy to go and have tortoise shell shoulder pads xxx

[@tillie9061]

JLS are doing a tour

[@tiabeckett3255]

R I p George the tortoise

[@BelladonnaAutumn]

Is George still learning Spanish or has he moved on to German?

[@abnormallyfunny]

2:21

[@antoniahopf448]

Bibliothek is German ;)

[@chloenielson4983]

Bibliotech

[@MagikMoonchild_]

rip george the turtle

[@toukachuu127]

rip george the tortoise

[@toukachuu127]

biblotech more like max's treck

[@williamcaley-lightingandso870]

Bibliotek? more like Max looks like Shrek!

[@soniablaggan4123]

and Max looks like Shrek x

[@hamdi002]

Tbf Romeo and Juliet die in a crypt so Max was sort of right

[@marazaugg5794]

Rip George the tortoise

[@tanieshamoore8568]

Max looks like shrek

[@harrieleanor]

George please reply to Lauren xox

[@laravassall-adams5147]

biblioteque more like max looks like shreck.

[@marazaugg5794]

Max looks like Shrek

[@friendswithbugs]

rip george, you were a real one

[@jessicascott4335]

rip George