Max and George talk their leaked pictures, money-hungry influencers and being forced to strip

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[@georgeclarkey]

Love these guys

[@dicaprio1002]

Wait you really look like the guy in the video

[@hey...1243]

there alright ig

[@ForBlow]

same tbh

[@Nataszawithaz]

They’re just so cool man

[@Ginger_mollz]

Meh there ok

[@kerryannewatkins2999]

I could not stop laughing at “keep my wife’s name out of your mouth” “you’ve turned into a soundboard”😂😂

[@m.donez8]

I died at that part 😅

[@connieharrison6077]

everytime i open youtube to a new post from this podcast i literally scream in happiness dramatically

[@ellewilliams3268]

Ngl this podcast is the reason I now look forward to Sunday afternoon

[@kynarachael]

max's take on the whole dog eating p*ssy rumour is the weirdest form on feminism i've ever heard of

[@gemma9249]

Max and George both on top form this episode 😂

[@niamh4442]

✨ITS TIMEEEEEE✨

[@freyabroderick]

i was falling asleep listening to this and i thought max’s impression of a reversing lorry was my alarm. so now i’m awake again. thanks max👍😭

[@_itsgeorgina_]

this podcast is my fave part of a sunday

[@bamaroney]

George was fully unprepared for a medicated Max 😂😂

[@leahhamo19083]

So happy to see how far you guys have come💖another podcast ate 💅🏼

[@niamh4442]

I made it to the end well done me💀

[@Hannah-sr9tr]

SO EXCITED TO WATCH. LITERALLY YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN

[@MattMaloneMD]

I made it to end (and I also saw George in my cemetary - we were both stiff)

[@phoeberm]

same nil

[@abbyk2809]

I made it to the end well done me 😅😂😂😂😂 you guys are amazing 😂😂

[@edenratcliffe517]

I think the alternate title of this would be neceophilia. Max would not stop talking about it to the end lmao

[@amber9269]

i just finished lockwood and co and i GASPEDDDD when i heard george talk abt it

[@harrywass9470]

that bit when max... necrophilia ?

[@aga5469]

i did make it to the end, well done me and well done you guys for being so funny, love you both!

[@m.donez8]

this is my first intro to you lads, I’m a little scared but I love y’all 😅

[@laurajames3777]

the amount of times i started writing a comment because i made it to the end and they kept changing their mind of what they want us to say

[@elsaa.112]

love you guys xx

[@eliotteden8357]

Just watched I love you both great humor 🤣🤣

[@ammo_sc]

Why did the munch musical slay tho!! That orchestral piece 🥹🤩

[@FeverDVA]

I’m new to this podcast but only just realised who George reminds me of.. Simon Bird - Will from The Inbetweeners

[@evehay5852]

I made it till the end. Well done me. alos this episode was hilarious

[@toireasa.h.32]

I made it to the end. Well done me! xx

[@meg-kasansky]

Audio listener here, cane all the way yo youtube just to comment that indeed I was on public transport and the man across me was staring at me oddly when i burst out laughing

[@garyc]

I made it to the end, well done me 😂

[@samanthascott5775]

“Next time your parents r making wooopy….WATCH”😂😂

[@debunkedlettuce3572]

funniest one yet

[@adelebbyx]

That musical was the most unexpected turn of events ever HAHA

[@215ohmygod]

crying from laughter at the musical

[@alyssia1818]

It was so hilarious🤣🤣🤣

[@gracie4630]

I made it to the end! Well done me ❤

[@graceallsop8705]

this is the same man who was in a club with harry styles last night.

[@makira6279]

Yeeessss ive been waiting for a new post

[@Catsandcamera]

most authors, even best selling authors have day jobs. It's very rare for authors to earn the big bucks, but that shouldn't stop you from doing it! My sister has a normal job but has also published many books!

[@charlottefin2]

I made it to the end well done me 🤣🤣🤣

[@anoukchristie5639]

When did they get the new phone . Have I missed an ep

[@pearlwalker-vw8yr]

I made it till the end, well done me!

[@kaitlynbrown437]

I made it to the end well done me 🤣🤣

[@gingernproud6514]

I made it to the end. Well done me 😂

[@MUAvaH]

Made it to the end well done me!

[@phantaflame2889]

I made it to the end… WELL DONE ME 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@williamcaley-lightingandso870]

I made it too the end, Well done me!

[@millielewis5449]

I made it to the end, well done me 🎉🎉

[@Afbfsh]

I made it to the end. Well done me.

[@scarlettwarren4528]

I MADE IT TO THE END WELL DONE ME

[@francescaceniti1582]

I’ve made it to the end well done me ❤

[@mysticginge2]

I made it to the end....well done me..something something about necrophilia 🤣

[@BuzzaBee08]

WHY AM I SO EARLY?

[@0530evan]

"i made it to the end".....fun!!!!!!

[@lenablunstone6038]

I made it to the end 🎉

[@granniemon]

I made it to the end.Well done me

[@henry_hazelhurst]

My neighbours best friends cousin is the main character in Lockwood and co!!

[@laurentexx]

I made it to the end, well done me, I think that's good enough

[@ZYD0N]

corrr...... that bit when max

[@keirawilko]

i made it to the end well done me !!

[@islarebbeck3975]

Sometimes max scares me

[@paigenicole5066]

I MADE IT TO THE END well done me

[@arthurchan1993]

Max: You know what - ReLiGiOn~ Me: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@Francesca4444_]

I Made it to the end well done me xxxxxx

[@JeamesGranger]

Maybe leave secret message under the table 😂

[@the_box552]

I made it to the end, well done me

[@Alexis-gz4nx]

I made it to the end

[@milliebarnes1072]

i made it to the end well done me. 💀

[@elsaa.112]

i made it to the end, well done me

[@oliviagreenwood7963]

Coaarh that bit when max when...

[@luciel5227]

THE SARAH GIRL IS MY EX GIRLFRIEND, SHE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A DOG IDK WHY HER FRIEND IS SAYING THAT ABOUT HER😭😭

[@prinxessstache]

max is too fucking funny omfg 😭😭

[@erin9409]

i made it to the end well done me 🤭

[@yes-kj6zs]

yo these guys are kinda funny

[@ellaa07]

i made it to the end well done me

[@robelliker5450]

I see leaked pictures in the title and hope to see George 🙄🙃🤣

[@antanddecyesgetin]

corrrr that bit when max nah that was rubbish.......i made it to the end well done me

[@loonastan420]

i made it to the end, well done me👩‍❤‍💋‍👩👩‍❤‍💋‍👩

[@emmerleighsmith5944]

I made it to the end well done me

[@hollyyyyyssssss]

i made it to the end,well done me🎉

[@toriej8755]

George is my fav necro

[@scarlettwarren4528]

that bit when max umm that was a rubbish one

[@tsimeone]

I've done p*rn idol a couple times.... Got through to the final, but never actually won.. going back a long time when I was a twink haha

[@Happy-is-Good8]

Hi

[@bessie5002]

this episode is so dishevelled

[@user-fu1vd7rd7c]

i made it till the end well done me

[@Jr_chesney]

Jesus George 🥵

[@kayteecece]

i made it to the end, well done me xoxo

[@cookiemonster_47_]

😂😂

[@daniellequain2192]

I made it to the end, well done me x

[@444nevaeh_]

that bit when max um that was a rubbish one

[@FeverDVA]

The point of windows on the tube!? Ventilation!? Not feeling like a soulless rat in a tin box? 😂😂

[@ratpaggy]

if arthur hill isnt in the next episode i might have to unsubscribe x

[@shannoncurtis2133]

Corr that bit when max……

[@LandlordsOfMusical]

Its a dog eats Cat world innit

[@jakestewart8327]

Woooot

[@h0td0gwater]

Um car that bit when max um oh that was a rubbish one wasnt it

[@m1scha]

live laugh useless hotline

[@racheladie8425]

I made it to the end, well done me :)

[@beansonghost719]

Fave fake employees 👻

[@abbyk2809]

Wa*ki*g over ghosts is difficult but fun ✌🏼😘😂😂😂😂