Max Balegde and George Clarke discuss who’s more attractive, and cheating on partners

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[@m1scha]

george looks so real in this episode, i almost forgot hes just CGI

[@camhusmj38]

Please invite Andrew to do a full episode. Should be easy for Max to remember to invite him. Hint: He’s the guy who lives with you.

[@bethtaylor7520]

I actually prefer it when it’s just you two, except for if the guest is Chloe burrows. She is allowed always xo

[@L.grace555]

so do i

[@Official_Leon_YT]

I want them both to go on chloe vs the world

[@AnIrishMan500]

Me too

[@maeiliy]

or caity baser. she was such a great guest

[@pancaked2817]

Max's life is a movie but only George sees it lmao

[@gabiinprogress]

this made me laugh so hard lmao

[@suzannarose]

Max if anyone asks you why you don't drink just say you're pregnant and I'm sure they'll believe you

[@annieeames2282]

George once again leveling up in dad vibes with the shorts and socks pulled up along with the dad jokes. Every episodes he gets more and more powerful.

[@jessg8230]

max is actually so underrated and in my humble opinion he’s better in every way than george!!!

[@bowtieboy6348]

So true!

[@lucy_2511]

yess forgot it was sunday 🫶🫶

[@elsaa.112]

real

[@gracie3827]

Max and George are the best due and no one can tell me otherwise

[@louisegraham157]

I actually really enjoy the chaos part when it was just silent with Max looking through his phone and George getting a beer 😂😂😂 most would edit that out but it just makes the whole vibe of the podcast feel so much more informal and like we’re friends

[@jessicaellis141]

need a mega pod with you two, the baggs, and GK Bazz

[@SlimShadysShades]

and shxtsngigs !!

[@Bluer0binn]

can’t believe you made George look so real

[@isla3098]

Max is actually so underrated and in my humble opinion he’s better than any way than gorgie

[@evehay5852]

Max is actually so underrated and in my humble opinion he’s better in every way than George!!! Every episode is so funny😂😂😂

[@user-dh4gk1om3x]

Max is so underated and I love him so much

[@niamh4442]

Max is actually so underrated and in my humble opinion he’s better in every way than george🤭 George is an absolute Fitty tho💀

[@Rosie0s]

im pissed on a sunday afternoon, thanks forletting me watch this twice x

[@jeffies2821]

It’s even better to listen to them when drinking

[@jaysilvius8102]

As an adult with autism, the traits of autism diagnoses and ADHD diagnoses are very similar!!

[@akoiro_3224]

When I'm down The Useless Hotline Podcast by Max and George always has my back

[@L.grace555]

they’re so honest about everything and I LOVEE it!

[@williamcaley-lightingandso870]

Max is actually so underrated and in my humble opinion, He's better in every way that George!

[@ChaoswithHannah]

I love this podcast!!!! Thanks guys for the laughs

[@willcooper5389]

These go by in a flash! Love you both boys xxx

[@mollydoyle3715]

When will georges dad be on the pod

[@chloelord3578]

The way you guys make me laugh aloud, great ep again!! Will you guys do another live show if all goes well with the first one? So gutted I missed tickets!

[@elsaa.112]

i actually love these two sm icl❤️❤️

[@SlimShadysShades]

i would love if they got Fuhad n James on the pod !! it’d be so funny

[@niamh4442]

I love getting this notif

[@lucy_2511]

same, best part of my week

[@elsaa.112]

same ong

[@NIAAAH.]

Max is actually so underrated and in my humble opinion he’s better in every way than George.

[@ellaox]

I love them both and this podcast 😂

[@esmeshields2457]

on sunday we go to church the church in question:

[@jasminec_]

Max genuinely I think you're funnier than George! Even if I wasn't prompted to say smth nice about you I honestly think it every time I listen to the pod 😂 it wouldn't be the same if George was doing this with someone else 💕

[@mollydoyle3715]

Why is max wearing two hats?

[@coletteshaw4159]

max is actually so underrated and in my humble opinion hes better in every way than George.this all my own thoughts and opinions defo not being told to write this by anyone

[@neonclawsavie]

Max is actually so underrated and in my humble opinion he’s better in every way than George 😻😻😻 your welcome

[@leahhamo19083]

38:51 I WAS THE SAME, nearly exploded my bowels 😂😂 I didn’t go for 6 months I was in hospital for so long

[@jackyboy7355]

omg max is such a health king 🤞🏻

[@0530evan]

this was great....bet the royals ....also were looking forward to the pod cast......

[@gabiinprogress]

Max, as an adult who does not drink, my advice to you is that when people ask you why you’re not drinking, tell them to mind their stupid business =]

[@melsvibess]

this ep is so funny pls

[@phoebesmith4603]

have these two done a proper drunk episode before ? If not they 100% need to!

[@harryjimpson4773]

Max is rated Actually !

[@marnieware9422]

WE NEEEEEEEED GRACE ON THE PODDDDDDDDDDD

[@donaltramp5859]

The guest is 100% gemma Collins

[@toukachuu127]

max is actually so underrated and in my humble opinion, he is so much better than george

[@chlo27xx]

Max is actually so underrated and In my humble opinion he is better in every way than George

[@francescaceniti1582]

Max is fit af and better the George in every way. Your welcome Max 😉😉😘

[@Bluer0binn]

THE WAY I KNEW IT WAS GEORGE STRAIGHT AWAY

[@caitlinbennett1745]

Have Andrew on for an entire ep

[@ellaclaxton]

max is such a hottie but George is more of a hottie

[@katie_the_evertonian1878]

max is actually so underrated and in my humble opinion he’s better in every way than George Sorry not sorry

[@oreosrpmovies8366]

Why did no one notice, they didnt do an intro😂😂

[@JoeKearns]

Would love no no where they get there clothes from

[@hi1256]

Max is actually so underrated and in my humble opinion he’s better in every way than George

[@shaunmil]

max is actually so underrated and in my humble opinion he’s better in every way than george!!! 😅

[@is4bellexo]

Why’s max got two hats on?

[@jackyboy7355]

Yayy ❤

[@mysticginge2]

Max is actually so underrated and in my humble opinion he's better in every way than george........also george is so fit

[@user-tc3sm6yc4l]

max is a proper fitty

[@a1aesthetics]

Yeh what Max said about pre workout wasn’t true 😂. Beta Alanine is what makes you itchy so if you bought a pre workout without that ingredient you would not feel that way .

[@oscarpiastriluvr]

george looking great as always max looked alright too i guess

[@AnnaAlexandra_]

Okay but reading comments on porn videos would be so funny

[@ambslee]

Hilarious🤣

[@caitlynvye-parminter6556]

“Max is actually so underrated and in my humble opinion he’s better in every way than George”- max 2023 (ily George)

[@user-bb6rw9wu7y]

“sweet shit” took me out

[@eliotteden8357]

George 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@korina-ellap3867]

George: 😐 yes max 😐 just three year olds 😐 Max: 😭😂😭😂😭😂🙇

[@Tryingtochiayouup]

THE TOKYO MAN HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

[@haigmorgan2318]

My 2 favorite poo fixated podcast young mates. You remind me of Beavis and Butt-Head from back in the day. I'm a dumb ass yank who loves your casts! Keep on living large boys..... Morgan

[@majamas]

not me listening to the shit consumption segment whilst making breakfast ☺️

[@gingernproud6514]

❤

[@elsaa.112]

max is so underrated and in my opinion he’s better in every way than george

[@_clay_07]

53:23 no way did he actually just say "minor autism" HAS HE DONE NO RESEARCH???

[@kinggeorgeiii4977]

Tbf he didn't even know what the acronym ADHD stood for 😭

[@Chloe-dv9hf]

RE: pornhub comments there’s an entire subreddit dedicated to them, it could be funny to react to those

[@HXYDOCK]

Is max using that hat to hide a bad haircut because he looks bald

[@rachelleanne7961]

i rly hope its paul breach

[@rachelsloan2536]

Get Grace on the pod. Or even better Grace, Joe and George!!

[@tarrarowan5214]

Lol

[@jeffgumer3784]

Great legs, George.

[@user-tt5xj5ib1e]

Max's Resume: Talents - - Max makes homeless men climax ...... 🤔😆🤣

[@carysclarkson8466]

Max is acc so underrated and in my op gorge is over rated

[@michaela_xo]

am I going insane or does george kindaaaa look like bridgerton king george 👀

[@yiodalambrou4586]

max is actually really overrated and is worse than george in every way

[@yiodalambrou4586]

sorry max ly

[@thomasfy4]

Please stop talking about eating human faeces

[@geeooo]

max ily but please don’t say “mild” autism

[@Afbfsh]

Hi, I don’t mean to be rude but why is it bad to say that?

[@geeooo]

@@Afbfsh hey don’t worry I didn’t think you were being rude!! it’s because people assume autism is a less or more amounts of it which is wrong. it’s not: less autistic ----- more autistic and you fit somewhere along that line, it’s more of a spider diagram with cary levels of parts of autism so for example someone may have: Sensory Issues 3/5 Eye Contact 5/5 (bad with eye contact) Routines 2/5 Social 3/5 and there’s obviously more categories but if you don’t understand @jenna.frieds explains it very well!! so max was wrong to say this as it seems as if he’s saying he fits along that line somewhere like this: less autistic -|-----more autistic Max also sorry if this doesn’t explain it that well, I did reply a few days ago but it got deleted for some reason (NOT BY USELESS HOTLINE) I think there was a glitch. also it doesn’t bother me THAT much cause Ik he wasn’t too serious but still it further makes that point seem true.

[@evabrown2007]

max is actually so underrated and in my humble opinion he’s way better in every way than george 🫶🫶

[@leahhamo19083]

Max is actually so underrated and in my humble opinion he’s better than George xxxx. Can’t forget the max appreciation x

[@Ldel-ff7ig]

Max is actually so underrated and in my humble opinion he’s better in every way than George.

[@morgancook2732]

Max is actually so underrated and in my humble opinion he's better in every way than George :):):):):)

[@guilhermematos7512]

Max is actually so underrated and in my humble opinion he’s better in every way than George

[@serendipity6349]

Max is actually so underrated and in my humble opinion he’s better in every way than George.

[@atex006]

fff