Kermit looks for a valentine on Omegle

[@Maxamili]

Hey guys, I received a community guidelines strike last night and can’t post for a week... I’m afraid some of the stuff I do may be taking it a bit too far in the eyes of youtube so I censored some clips. I’m really upset right now because I don’t want to lose my channel. I’ve worked so hard to get to this point so I may have to tone it down a bit in my future videos. Hope you guys understand.

[@gulliblepiggy4346]

KZbin has gotten way to strict over the years, and it's all because of these parents complaining. Acting like it's KZbin's fault that their kids watch videos like these. This is the internet, and you're only allowed to have fun if it's family friendly apparently

[@nickolasedeza5770]

oh for sure we understand i mean you cant mess with the guidelines you know, man iv just started watching your videos today and i love em their so funny i cant lmao your content is Golden! 1+ Sub 1+Like

[@kanetashadowfall4569]

If u got banned from youtube we were going to do some riot outside the youtube HQ

[@kanetashadowfall4569]

I also like ur pavlov vr please do more of that

[@Stuck-Chuck]

bit chute ?

[@andycrookshank7784]

I'm disappointed nobody picked up on "ribbeted condoms".

[@jonnydavis6435]

Oh wow I didn't even notice that!

[@AdamBorseti]

Me neither!

[@fungamegg7339]

But i did 😉

[@gargaduk]

Who said nobody did? I thought even the girl in the video did, or why did she laugh?

[@sourapple7474]

I did

[@memeghost9716]

Don't bring kids on Omegle...

[@Grips_]

@@liz8443 just use a vpn

[@Adan6XI]

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[@liz8443]

@@Grips_ lol yea i have one just saying that not all people now about vpns or have one, its just overall pretty dangerous

[@nwnotorious5168]

@@Adan6XI WHICH IS ACTUALLY SPONSORED BY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!

[@opmistic3459]

@@nwnotorious5168 WHICH IS ACTUALLY SPONSORED BY - yeah idk cya

[@JackDSquat]

Kermit may be a naughty perv but he can also be a mature and responsible adult when it comes to children. Respect ✊🏽

[@irishcountrygirl78]

I'm disturbed that there are little babies on omegle......made me sad.

[@jonathanclark9584]

@@irishcountrygirl78 Glad they got put on blast for it! So disturbing

[@JasonTaylor90210]

That's what happens when inbreds breed...

[@justinalias2279]

Yeah wtf are you doing showing little kids Omegle? That's fucked up dude. Good of Kermit to call them out

[@AndyDrake-FOOKYT]

Yeah...he never shows kids unless they ask to see it... Lol that sounds way worse than it is...I couldn't help it though.

[@gabrielr4089]

that one girl with the gecko seems too innocent lmao

[@Joshwasshere]

"I was like five before I realized I was gifted"

[@immieashley2087]

ahh that was me

[@Askaly]

Uhh really.

[@immieashley2087]

@@Askaly yeah it low key is idk how to prove it 😭😂

[@Askaly]

@@immieashley2087 Well it doesn't matter anyways, does it

[@brandonpantoja3830]

Gaurdian: Your pretty s*** at that accent Kermit: Your s*** at being a guardian 😂

[@setalight7290]

Facts lol

[@hasbulla7345]

Kermit is packin' bro. I can see that Brazzers contract already flying in.

[@Maxamili]

It’s in the works bro

[@shatterstar-7]

Istg when I read that and look at that pfp, I crack up.

[@damikey18]

@@Maxamili Kermit Caught in 4k📷😏

[@XNCXAURON]

Elmo actually did porno with a Katy Perry looks alike in a parody so time to work on it

[@AzraelXOXO]

Bro just imagining this in Holt's voice is so funny

[@freemn2239]

"Is he packin?" Girl: "I don't know yet"

[@chrisd5722]

Yea Kermit was 5 before he knew he was gifted

[@TheBeatboxHitmanTwo]

Kermit just going around looking for some baddies to leap on

[@averagecalisthenicsguy1504]

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[@heythanksforlookingbye639]

Cause miss piggy wouldn’t fit 😃

[@albertg2373]

Who the heck brings a child, especially one that young, onto omegle, that is borderline child abuse and I'm not even kidding. Wtf. So upsetting. Great video as always!

[@TheFyrewire]

The snapback was so good, and so well deserved. Hopefully they just quit after that.

[@snacksnake7418]

That shit honestly pissed me off

[@apiranha1]

Same. I’ve typed so many things about this out of anger...and then erased them because I knew it was out of anger and too far...but not really FUCK THEM

[@trivikram4962]

lol i am 13 and i go to omegle everyday 🤣🤣

[@albertg2373]

@@trivikram4962 that kid was younger than 13... Plus do you go there with your parents? Doubt it

[@bolbol6434]

random dude: "how do i scare people then?" Kermit: _probably your face_ Someone call the fire department

[@Serek_Studios]

even if he grabbed my ip i wouldnt be scared considering he cries when someone calls his face ugly

[@mohicanyandall8159]

Someone grab the hose, cause that was dry

[@kevisbanned9181]

@@Serek_Studios he was laughing not crying

[@pete6204]

And the your mom one was perfection also

[@steveengelmann8518]

Best reaction came by himself "yeah I guess so"

[@goose7378]

"Who are you talking aboot?" -Kermit is canadian confirmed.

[@IanTheGreatYT]

That was so cool how he called out the parents for putting their kids on omegle.

[@xtravagentk1275]

They looked too young, probably sisters or something. Highly unlikely the parents would be cool with a little girl like that on Omegle.

[@KianTheeGreat]

Ur name is kinda like my game I guess yay

[@IanTheGreatYT]

@@KianTheeGreat Based

[@KianTheeGreat]

@@IanTheGreatYT ty

[@Maxamili]

Thanks for all the love so far guys! If you enjoyed the video and haven’t already, please hit the subscribe button. It would mean a lot! Thanks :)

[@ploopsie1403]

love you man

[@bratwurst2013]

I can't imagine not being subscribed to this...

[@lobsterwins7765]

Get a piggy puppet and it would be funny

[@misanthropicsophist]

some of these kids are 2 young for omegle

[@ploopsie1403]

Jeez your account has just doubled in the last couple days. Quadrupled in the last 2 weeks.

[@Brandon-tz5pn]

I cant get over the kid on omegle. Something needs to be done about that.

[@mrnom5763]

Worse thing's have Bee done doesn't make it ok but still you should know that

[@omarsameh5007]

mate any adult can just go play roblox and minecraft and its full of kids , omegle a joke compare to horror of people who play kids video games and start pretend to be kids , things can go grim quickly that indeed tons of stuff need to be done about it

[@koolooc726]

@@omarsameh5007 the examples you gave are really tame, in Omegle you literally see dicks, people on drugs, etc

[@jrhulkyolo2105]

@@mrnom5763 I've never seen such a pointlessn comment

[@SilentForrest]

@@omarsameh5007 Your logic makes 0 sense. Since some people are r@ped, its okay to murder? Since r@pe is worse than murder

[@nothinglessthanepic9902]

"Out of my asshole. I don't understand these questions." I can't stop laughing!

[@thisguythou]

sameeeeeee

[@tashidomorales4316]

2:21 FR LMFAO like it’s Omegle why u letting a kid just watch on there, girl is goofy asf

[@han_xiao4280]

@Angry Combat Wombat oh shi-

[@earrapedtunes2592]

“I was like five when I realized l I was gifted”

[@kwz9930]

lmao

[@TCapButterCup]

That girl is way too innocent to be on Omegle.

[@jorgemtzb9359]

Is it me or are his lips getting bent more and more as time goes on.

[@jafuncle]

Lip injections, Kermie is like 65 now

[@rosesyt8068]

@@jafuncle yup

[@unbotheredgiant346]

I'm fkn crying😂

[@ReflexRL]

Respect for being the bigger person about them having a child on Omegle👍🏼

[@Lmnop873]

How would that be being the bigger person? He's just being a regular human worrying about a child in danger of looking at centimeter peders.

[@ninja_tony]

@@Lmnop873 that’s how.

[@Lmnop873]

@@ninja_tony so being a decent human being means you get praised? I'm genuinely scared for what's gonna happen to the world during my life.

[@crylikewolf]

@@Lmnop873 it’s more than what most people offer

[@TCBlueFire]

@@Lmnop873 I think you're being dramatic, most people would've just either just left or say something about it and be the end of it then just flat out call them out either way because if he didn't done that then most likely the kid would've seen things she's not supposed to see at that age

[@will12q5]

Seeing a notification from you makes my day better immediately

[@77oregano77]

Same! Put an insta smile on my face :).

[@crazybabuskaman3923]

@@danksquirrelpimpinyt9269 how tf is he trying to act cool. He just said something nice. You people make everything look like a bad thing. Idiot. 🙄🙄

[@benmcgeachie3500]

Didn't ask

[@elbertliu6055]

6:48 why is the guy actually watching?

[@YURTZYN42]

3:33 AWWWWW HOW ADORABLEEEE!!! She HAS to understand thats what comes with the contract! She HAS to understand!!!

[@chadtalbot8917]

HAPPY VALENTINE"S DAY KERMIT!

[@Maxamili]

Happy Valentine’s Day!

[@youcalmbrodie]

5:51 “ what you studying?biology? better not be.. dissecting frogs n sheit.” top tier kermit line😂😂

[@Commercialape]

"And this guy keeps sticking his hand up my ass" I lost it at that.

[@sakernoc]

Timestamp

[@havilavi472]

@@sakernoc I want it too

[@moemuxhagi]

@@sakernoc 7:09

[@viperdemonz-jenkins]

girl with the gecko was so sweet, she even caught your packing question and answered it in such an innocent way. had to be the most wholesome interaction here.

[@raghavanandnath8157]

I like how he nods like a badass at the end.

[@frostcyclone1842]

The one dislike is from Mrs. Piggy

[@re9029]

With her 53 alts

[@bruhinthebruhwiththebruh1370]

@@re9029 81*

[@GloryToYeshuaHamashiach]

*119

[@i_amgravity8751]

@@GloryToYeshuaHamashiach *124

[@kairo9084]

And Elmo

[@3vil3d89]

Girls: “You’re pretty shit with the accent.” Kermit: “Yeah... and you’re pretty shit at being a guardian to that child.” 😂😂😂😂 💀💀💀

[@stevenrogers8583]

I love it when someone correctly quotes something from the video, instead of rephrasing it in their own way and making it less funny lol Nice 😎

[@grendel7192]

Do you always have whip cream and a cucumber on standby when you record?

[@Maxamili]

It’s silly string but yeah, I do lol

[@thegoodguy7559]

@Cloudy OH SHIT YOU DID NOT JUST DISS KERMIT lol

[@kermitgotthesickkicks4265]

Lmao

[@kermitgotthesickkicks4265]

That pfp matches the statement nicely

[@Areek_YT]

@@thegoodguy7559 ouu i think he did

[@omnissiah1119]

"You're pretty shit at being a guardian to that child" Fuuucking hell man 😂

[@alecro5124]

Today is Maxamili upolad day, the most glorious day ever

[@thomasschroeder98]

Gura best

[@ליאלרובינוב-ר8ס]

8:07 "Kermit can't count" L M A O

[@dylken5695]

No he’s only taking the two on the ends

[@SpectreSpook]

What a missed opportunity. “Are you lyin’?” “No, I’m frog”

[@ivjhmilk7713]

that "your mom" at the end man, you started the motion and everything at first. too funny

[@maiguelairou8145]

-how the f do i scare people then? -idk, probably your face SAVAGE

[@BarKeegan]

‘You’re pretty sh*t at being a guardian to that child’ Gold 👌

[@villeu8610]

7:48 LMAO HOLY SHITE

[@neverhadsponsors]

Hahahahah

[@BrandyJDooley]

Ikr

[@WarLooch]

Man. These videos should be old by now, but I honestly love them. I know it’s difficult to come come up with new ideas, but don’t be afraid to ask your audience. Sometimes you’ll get good gems. Keep up the awesome content bro :)

[@mee6620]

“I was like 5 before I realized I was gifted” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 HOLY CRAP I DIEDDDD

[@nick_4859]

Maxamili and Kermit are the only reason Omegle has doubled on google trends over the last 3 months. What a dude 🔥

[@benquadinaros5069]

That kid bit actually pissed me off

[@mwthecool]

I love how your reaction to those three girls at the end not understanding you is to show them your frog's log, a joke that anyone can understand.

[@jonnydavis6435]

How the hell do so many people confuse Kermit for Elmo XD There have been like 3 occurrences on your videos where this has happened!!!

[@wicket146]

This will never stop being funny.

[@lars718]

0:10 I swear she’s one of them villagers from the movie The Grinch

[@dlvloss]

I THOUGHT THE SAMEEE

[@mohicanyandall8159]

Whos

[@lars718]

@@mohicanyandall8159 YES THATS IT😂

[@kwz9930]

XD

[@QuantumPineapple]

This is such a specific form of content that I'm glad I stumbled upon.

[@PurpleSaberr]

kermit is such a ladies man

[@TheAdvertisement]

Lmfao Kermit just spat facts and logic at the IP grabber guy.

[@RedBloodAura]

5:44 my favorite line out of the whole channel

[@Phoked]

congrats on 10k subs man, glad to see you getting more popular. found you from r/vrtomfoolery when you had about 2k. hope to see some more vr content in future as that was my fave!

[@sacotalid4692]

"I was like five before i realised i was gifted" 🤣🤣

[@astronoodles9677]

2:20 aye bruh i'm actually happy you spoke up to those people about that stuff bro I went through the same shit and i just wanted to say thanks because that child shouldn't be on there and you stood up to them.

[@mchuireytb6263]

Ok

[@prod.jayblack687]

The way he says BADDY is so satisfying!! 😂

[@alexstevenson6407]

You gotta wonder how he keeps his composure doing these

[@irishcountrygirl78]

The litte " myeah"......he's so chill, it's hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@Despond]

"I don't care" Ah another awesome mother.

[@hwago123]

That girl with the Gecko is way too young to be on Omegle and also absolutely precious

[@thetoot9615]

These Omegle and VR Chat videos never get old! 😂

[@AdamBorseti]

Nice load of polliwogs you shot up on your chin their, Kermit. Reminds me of myself yesterday! I love when they start laughing just because of the voice and I start thinking "Wait till' they see his Jolly Green Giant"

[@fwnicegentleman5962]

👍

[@ESPSergillu]

The nod fking kills me every time ajajajaaj

[@kenleyantoine614]

"You think Elmo got one of these?"😂😂😂i'm dead

[@BrandyJDooley]

Ikr

[@OfManyx]

The variety of Kerm-Shots has me dead everytime!!!

[@blueghost312]

*”kerm-shots”*

[@gamingwithrsn]

It makes me so happy to imagine you just sitting there in silence and wiping whatever white stuff you use from Kermit the frog's face 😂 Also good job on roasting those people who brought kids on omegle

[@ROFLgator1]

R.I.P to the people that have yet to find your channel

[@bobbydigital8243]

I've already watching like 3 other videos of Kermit showing his zucch. but after watching this fourth video as Kermit roasted those two girls with a kid I had to subscribe!

[@ZeccaWhips]

Just found ur channel randomly, and this is a fucking gem of a channel 🔥❤️

[@soundsrelaxing7370]

6:03 The way he says "I'm out here looking for baddies, you know what I'm saying".. is way too honest and straightforward🤣

[@chromium_fearful3252]

Bro this man brightened up my day when I was crying

[@stemz7369]

I don't know why but I just laughed so hard when he said "if I find her first shes mine"

[@erikpalmer354]

“Probably your face” had me dying

[@Efactor87]

The way you owned those shitty guardians thank you.

[@beast_mode_4200]

This is amazing. Keep them up please! -subbed

[@twilightyuki_]

Every time Max uploads it's a great day

[@Atomk1]

Aww that’s pretty cute, is he packing lol your too funny dude

[@biggus_dikkus576]

This gives me the greatest belly laughs in existence 🤣

[@rezaseed4337]

i love you and your videos xD i hope u reach 10k in no time

[@leogarcia2534]

"I was like five when I realized I was gifted" XD that's hilarious

[@giehlemanns]

the way those parents carry themselves in front of the child is absolutely terrible, they act and talk like angry teenagers

[@turny3448]

I dont know why this isnt at 200k views. we need more of these

[@sanad8112]

2:20 🤣🤣kermit you are awesome

[@wolfpakbrandon4021]

How has this man not hit a million yet he deserves it

[@foeojan8009]

maxamili really spoiling us with these upleads

[@thegameprey3056]

1:49 man this frog knows how to spit fire when he wants

[@joshuaragon6676]

“Can you find my real place. No you can’t because you suck.” Hahahaha.

[@dubya2621]

I love how when he says "about" he outs himself as a Canadian

[@gabrielbassani3365]

Another great video, keep them coming

[@TanakaKun69]

I fuckin love this series

[@adolfomedina1774]

amazing video like always... made me laugh quite a bit... thanks for your dedication bro...

[@littledrumminboy5779]

Ribbited condoms. Genius.

[@intendedviewer922]

I love how you address when kids are on this website.. nobody on youtube or omegle are doing anything about it so they should appreciate you actually doing something good, on top of the funny clips 👍

[@austingrove2138]

This shit had me crying 😂

[@huntercarey2667]

Kermit was spitting facts on those parents letting that kid be on Omegle, that’s so fucked up, and they got offended and skipped him, they knew they were wrong.

[@shaun2318]

Man I swear funniest thing I have ever seen!! Keep it up bro

[@kevinle5460]

Sponsored by McCain fries for me, the family friendly food 😆😂😂😂

[@maximiliansahler7487]

I wonder if the cashier at your grocery store questions how many cucumbers you buy...

[@seeky2366]

Kermit is literally building a harem army to control the world

[@fastwaves0028]

2:10 The next 12 seconds made me laugh.

[@soonsam4107]

The "Sheeeeeeet" brings me sneaker meetup flashbacks

[@BearAnger]

So whose going to tell him omegle is probably not the best place to find love?