Kermit looks for a valentine on Omegle

[@Maxamili]

Musician in todays video - daisys_abashed (instagram)

[@OpCzar]

Great voice

[@BasicFolders]

*LOVE* how Kermit/Max gives back like this... 👍

[@loser3022]

oh yeah everyone follow Daisy's Abashed will put out our album "She Loves Me Not" very soon!

[@Shaw4Life]

KERMIT IS SO NICE WHAT THE- thanks doe the @ he sounds amazing

[@datnillavondizzle]

That was a classy move brother, take that from another musician. Cheers fam, diggin your work!

[@TheUglyDuckling123]

the one time kermit almost lost it lol, trying to explain to the girl he's obviously real

[@leroydhunter8134]

Also this black guy made him fully break

[@Ali_2005]

@@leroydhunter8134 do u mean the goose

[@blackyailo]

@@leroydhunter8134 I died on this clip 😂

[@joshuaadams7091]

@@leroydhunter8134 where can I find that clip?

[@hotchitoo_9744]

Young Karen’s are still around😂

[@gustavomaiaa]

6:21 breaking the character is one of the most funnies thing ever, cant stand the dumb questions

[@coldsteppa415]

“I can take u to movie but they don’t allow u to sneak in snacks” completely went over her head 😂

[@AirKevin]

I like how he turned Kermit from a a kid friendly puppet to a frog attracted to baddies

[@spiegeltn]

4:14 "she gets it" 😂

[@turntsnacox9555]

Frog with a log 🐸

[@slizarch6824]

I like how raisins taste like dead grapes.

[@Sparra.19]

Well, thats what happens when miss piggy dumps you and all of a sudden you have a hand up your ass talking for you.

[@bathroomsama5909]

Uh yeah that’s kind of been the point don’t you think? Also water is a liquid and a stove is hot when turned on. Any other things you’d like to point out for us?

[@michaelangus5602]

Take a shot every time Kermit says "You know what I'm saying?"

[@michaelangus5602]

@Alex Now YOU know what I'm saying!!!!!

[@thestreets2817]

Died on the 17th shot lmao

[@percky-doo-doo]

I gotta try this before I've already been drinking

[@IGotTheReset]

4:14 I like how their humour was the complete opposite

[@jersonmoran2239]

The other one seemed jealous of a puppet 😅

[@Crimsonfangg]

I give that relationship 1 month.

[@killerbas40]

Better a horrible sense of humor than a boring one, bet the girl on the right laughs once a year at most

[@llbrisll]

@@Crimsonfangg They probably sisters bruh

[@skyking9248]

@@llbrisll def just ur standard lesbians…

[@Tdaboy07]

“I’ll show u big bird” Kermit 2022

[@umadbroyo2388]

4:20 Is it weird that I found that Kermit smile extra wholesome!!!

[@shoekickvidz]

“How many fingers am I holding up? 0…it’s a dick.” -Kermit

[@poomonkevr5222]

This comment has 69 likes so someone please don’t ruin it

[@shtface9637]

@@poomonkevr5222 too late

[@promnightdumpsterbaby9553]

Thats fuqin beautiful :D

[@jbsMUWcreations2089]

6:24

[@rdn6933]

3:50, girl on the right takes herself waaayy too seriously

[@sgtstreetmeat]

she must be fun at parties 😆

[@DerHammerSpricht]

When she starts yearning to release her repressed unconscious desire to be dominated through a consensual heavy BDSM session, she can call me. Judging from the playboy logo on her shirt, it shouldn't take too long.

[@JustK4Y1512]

Or probably in a bad mood

[@rdn6933]

@@JustK4Y1512 no you can tell that’s her entire personality

[@Ak03555_]

Kermit's back🤩🤩😍😍♥️♥️♥️

[@JamesLibrary]

Kermit’s front 😍😍❤️❤️

[@FutureDeep]

Elmo's back.

[@MrParkerman6]

Elmo's front!

[@MrParkerman6]

Back to the front! -James Hetfield (Metallica)

[@Chryztallic]

He's about to break character because he can't wrap his head around the stupidity 🤣

[@CK......]

The double suprised face got me. 4:20

[@shannoncurry2037]

3:50 The goth girl on the left has the cutest laugh. She's pretty too

[@summoner1451]

They don't really look goth, they look more egirl than goth. Since goth girl usually don't wear playboy necklaces and don't have neon hair.

[@Konoronn]

She looks like she smells bad.

[@RafaelValle12]

@@Konoronn I see your parents never taught you that if you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all.

[@mikehawkhovers9872]

@@Konoronn Clown

[@vatsalsanwaria537]

That girl looks like Maisie Williams. (Arya stark, GOT)

[@juanumana5688]

6:15 love how Max is almost bursting into tears here 😂

[@LilXancheX]

He was about to cry lol

[@FleppyTheClown]

It sounds like he's trying to not laugh

[@arthurton]

That guy cleaning his glasses hahaha. Had me rolling on the ground. What a legend!

[@LoganAllec]

wow girl on the right at 3:50 has no chill lol

[@kobusdowney5291]

Should avoid that like the plague...

[@hotelzeta24]

@D Dichev true

[@lordgallo4213]

These are not girl. I bet she has a special made up gender. And these types dont "need men" as they claim.

[@archim3dis]

right from the start you could tell that we are dealing with a woke snowflake

[@Enycto]

@@lordgallo4213 ok

[@LoveByNicole]

It's so sweet of you for actually letting people show their talent , alot of people wouldn't even put it in their vids

[@erictaylor5877]

Man when you answered that girl's question but she still didn't believe it was real and you were trying not bust out laughing, I lost it lmao 🤣🤣🤣

[@spk1121]

She was not the sharpest tool in the shed 😄

[@oosthakker]

@@spk1121 i have a sharp tool for her shed

[@jadengrant6063]

@@oosthakker she was 16 chief 👮‍♂️

[@oosthakker]

@@jadengrant6063 wasnt everybody at one point. Shes 18 now

[@kryptoyelir]

I can hear you holding back laughter, "I just answered your question" lmfao

[@eliteteamkiller319]

4:06 her laugh 😂

[@melchardcaranto4675]

The other chick was like "TF is wrong with you?" 😂

[@maiguelairou8145]

the redheads were so funny haha, such a contrast, her laugh is so contagious

[@dg2974]

What a dope guy at the end hope his band does well

[@loser3022]

thanks my guy. Daisys Abashed brother

[@hydro6676]

0:54 Bro it's the way that Kermit whipped it out so fast that had me crying 😂😂😂

[@pootispencerir3463]

2:24 I was prepared and yet it took me off guard

[@last_marbles_standing_1]

6:30 That guy's reaction immediately after doing beats 😂 😂 😂

[@domimburgia935]

7:05 I was cracking up at that part 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@courtneyhudson9368]

lol me too

[@Woodymudd]

The hardest I have laughed in ages! Pure gold!

[@davefujikawa3780]

We should take a moment to appreciate the guy cleaning his glasses gag lol

[@nathanjamesbaker]

The sequence at 5:54 is the funniest thing I have ever seen from Kermit on Omegle.

[@dknight42]

0:55 Whipped it out in WR time

[@ceasergomez4156]

I like how you uplift and support talent. Keep on doing what you're doing.

[@sobreezy2456]

3:50 you can tell the girl on the right was jealous 😂😂

[@NGGYU]

Didn't expect Bad Moon Rising to play at the end. I love that song!

[@shortsbyfranco6108]

2:38 A$AP pebble

[@dustinsindledecker154]

Kermit doesn't have to worry about getting valentine, all he has to do is show the BGC and the ladies go wild.

[@James-01]

I've never seen him lift the cucumber faster than the one at 0:50. The speed killed me lmao

[@CK......]

The speed and efficiency.

[@timlawn1]

It is a well practiced maneuver.

[@yourlocalnpc]

I cackled like an idiot on that part 😂

[@LilXancheX]

He was just waiting to pull it up 😂

[@DracoMalfoy-ys2mo]

And at 6:23

[@josiahmarks5410]

every time he says "know what i'm saying" gets me every time lol

[@SwedishWarGoat.]

I love the red haired chick with the sense of humor, she's so damn cute.

[@surbyug]

I love how excited guys get asking for Kermit's BGC!

[@mrbool571]

I like how he always ends the video with an wholesome clip

[@soundriff4933]

2:30 That was awesome😆😆

[@xAllSystemsReadyx]

6:16 You can tell you were just about to lose it, Max. I couldn't stop laughing!

[@Nathan93Baker]

Kermit needs that whipped cream again.

[@squanth]

youtube will block this shit for no reason

[@YourFateG]

Delicious 😋

[@vicepresidentrose5128]

@@YourFateG 😂 Ayo

[@YourFateG]

@@vicepresidentrose5128 Hi, I like both, the candy and the slime.

[@TruthWiz]

I love the girls who are having this real time interaction with you that utterly proves you're there; and then proceed to play how many fingers am I holding up. I mean they know you're not "real" because you're a puppet. So maybe that means you're not really talking to them? Are you time traveling with post production editing effects? Anyways, amazing video as always Maxamili. You started my day and weekend off right. Thank you bro. "I got a question for ya. How many fingers am I holding up?" lolol

[@nick4819]

Lmao *Mom yells in background* Kermit: HE'S JERKIN OFF!!!

[@warwizard9584]

This Kermit episode had to be the best one ever. I was dying.

[@sandiegobrian]

Very cool that you're always supportive of kids trying to play music.

[@patrickhawkins9087]

I love all the reactions you get as Kermit...So funny thank you for posting greetings from England.

[@sluggztube]

6:02 "Zero, just a Dik . . . knowhatimsayn!" 🤣

[@BaresEatBeats]

@1:30 Lmao, Guy sounds more like Kermit than Kermit does.

[@peterwilliamhong57]

Damnn the kid at the end tho, dem guitar's and high note singing is golden, like watching an actual MV bravo

[@jblauh01]

Dude at the end was legit! Loved it.

[@vijairahaman100]

Your a good guy man. Thank you for helping allot of these kids with your understanding kind words. The jokes are funny too.

[@yiannismerianos]

Trolling level 100% humor of the charts amazing!

[@YourFateG]

3:41 She got afraid 😂

[@b-wuncut5590]

I just love the fact that all his videos have such a nice endings 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@mikes7415]

I second that, wholesome... unfortunately that also means the video is ending and we have to wait another week. 🥲

[@gordonliddy7971]

**I GOTTA REMEMEBR THAT """POEM""" AT **2:19** HAHAHAHAHAH**

[@zeezee3263]

" That is soo Foonay " don't know why that made me laugh so hard when she said it like that

[@drunkenmonkey_le5697]

Awesome video! Wish it was twice as long. Time flys when your laughing too much. lol 😂

[@ElliotComposer]

Thanks for showcasing Musicians! That kid rocked it and great bluesy voice! Reminded me of Johnny Lang!

[@outlaw5126]

0:53 how fast he pulled it up bruh hahahaha

[@Francisco-ig4bz]

The snack joke went over her head unfortunately. Twas a great joke lol

[@Sacred5mokE]

I look forward to this channels videos whenever they pop.

[@PhinneusPrune]

Props to the guy cleaning his glasses. Funny

[@christinaaspen3800]

“How come you not showin the tip on the screen????¿ that’s what I thought bro YOU AINT PACKING NOTHIN” LMAOO

[@damoncurran5259]

Love when u just let a good talent shine❤ good at seeing when it’s an acknowledge to somebody trying 🙏🏻

[@papasitoman]

That dude at 2:45 has such an awesome speaking voice.

[@GucciButNotGuilty]

Sounded like Andre 3000!

[@marcorodriguez8843]

" Big bird ay I'll show you a big bird " 😂😂😂😂

[@anonymous-ix7kr]

0:33 *"A smooth criminal"*

[@KapuAdam]

7:00 That dude totally got yelled at after disconnecting...

[@TheLabDragon]

I can imagine this man's going to the store and getting a tone of cucumbers.

[@Edited_Comment]

The cashier after getting his 20th cucumber: 👀

[@RTplays69420]

watch 4 vids in a row, my face hurts from smiling and laughing so much, funniest shit ive seen in a while

[@Berserk-dummy]

0:55 big bird I’ll show you a big bird

[@chuckteno6202]

"You ain't packin' nothin'!"

[@peggyarney205]

Well that made me smile for Valentine's Day ☺

[@williamsych2537]

That person who said you got a sick sense of humor must be fun at a party.

[@7thSmurf]

Kermit is de BEST and everybody LOOOOVES him cause ppl love frogs ..well

[@mystpop1050]

Haha damn Max. This month you literally saved my mental health. Not even joking. You have no idea (or maybe u do lol) how much u impact people with your comedy and personality. I wish u nothing but the absolute best. Greetings from Sweden!

[@Electroghoul]

The one on the left of the thumbnail, has an amazing sense of humor. 🤘

[@phoenix0153]

Omg, that first clip. I swear you're so smooth man. That girl sounded a LOT like Zoey Daschanel, too.

[@kilo6899]

Love people reaction when they realize its you much respect brother keep doing youre thing!!

[@Yodamanjaro]

Great video as always!

[@SteveUrlz]

01:28 Hahhahahah that guy turned from zero to hero real quick

[@V0r4xiz]

I am iterally going to listen to Bad Moon Rising after this last one. Amazing vid once more, Max. Kermit will never get old. As long as there are people on Omegle who don't know the bit, it stays fkin fresh forever :D The facial expressions will carry this into eternity :D

[@Radean1]

"I'll show you a big bird!" lol

[@speculesgorgoth4055]

Ending with musicians great finish

[@endoumamure]

Tnx, that seriously made me laugh in a long time.

[@6Luani8]

Watch all of his kermit videos man theyre on another level!😂🖤

[@madexpert9311]

Underrated upload schedule

[@justsumguy2u]

Kermit rocks! I have to admit, I'm usually not too impressed with the musical guests at the end, but this dude is awesome

[@russellbrooker2122]

Big bird...I will show you a big bird...I'm dying

[@vettedsin]

wow. that snack line went right over her head lol.

[@DontCome2LA]

The sneak in snacks went over her head

[@ItsHollowfied]

Some good lines and reactions in this one lmao

[@pryingeyes1551]

Quick with the Big Bird comeback.

[@LongandWeirdName]

Ah, yes. The musician and the "There's a bathroom on the right.". Classic.

[@IceIceShady]

Awesome, these videos are the best......especially the ending person you promote

[@mrusurped5597]

Nice to see Kermit back in action

[@JamminWithJer]

“She gets it. She gets it.” Lmao

[@brandonaustin6217]

Kermit is awesome.