Mayonnaise People with Ms. Pat | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 29

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[@garrettlageman6700]

Hey babe loved the pod. Top notch ya know. But what’s with the ladies just sitting there? Why you tell them not to talk if they gone be on camera?

[@RPRsChannel]

Jezuzfuck'in'christ Chrissy, you gave MsPat a glass of water in a Pasta sauce glass XD

[@jeffersonmayfield6701]

First of all, Chris CONGRATULATIONS!! because you had the best Ms Pat interview... And I'm a soul cousin of Ms Pat for sure somehow.... Second though and a big second 50:43 I lost it here, so friggin funny omg don't be giving that damn devil anymore of your ideas 😂🤣😂🤣 I dunno why that's the effin funniest and I love, k byeeeeeeeeee

[@raylo1635]

Chris is killing tha Comedy n Podcast game 🙌🏻

[@spencercoppock2894]

Shout out the Miami Heat shorts. Chrissy is big 3 in podcast game, it’s what it is.

[@tindlevibes4680]

So, Bobby Lee was pretty good with Miss Pat, Burt was boring, Joe was alright, NOW out of no where, Chris destroys It. This is the energy WE NEED!

[@LeChina]

Facts, people are scared of black women energy. Chrissy dove in head first.

[@honorg2687]

glad somebody watched ALL of them

[@deathbyjypsy]

What about the ging? This is legit a hate crime

[@chris-og9wz]

Whitney and Ms Pat was pretty good too

[@deepthought1987]

we run in the same podcast circles

[@_selinakylie]

Chris was the only one who didn’t change the way he talked when Ms Pat was in the show. You can tell he grew up around all types of people. He still remains himself around very strong personalities.

[@jjhancock1590]

@@gabbimorgan7507 I read this comment right as he mentioned Orthodox Jews in his ad read😂😂

[@Audiofatuation]

You nailed it

[@kuza3318]

I agree. Rogan and Brent Chrysler felt like a Jimmy Fallon interview.

[@mrs.h2725]

I try not to judge ppl too much for code switching as long as its just a slight change, which is normal really. Most ppl slightly change their speech pattern to adapt to their surroundings. Animal instinct and all. But when they start using slang and whatnot they never normally use , it's painful to watch.

[@lessonlearned6782]

It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death" is pneumonia, aka "flu". So as people are released from the solitary confinement of their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia, flu, colds, general sickness. You can also see the light sensitivity, appendicitis in some, numerous tooth problems and gum swelling, laryngitis, etc. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus. Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't "catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what causes ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the "scary virus" that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and the corrupt governments will call it a different “scary” word, a different Boogey Man coming to get you.....repeat the same mistakes that never worked from the beginning, re-institute the same restrictions that only made people more traumatized, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law, a removal of all your rights, and you let it happen. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. Welcome to the United States of China.

[@maceroee]

Out of all the Ms Pat interviews this week this one has made me laugh the most. Ms. Pat is bagging on Chris like no one ever does.

[@maceroee]

Great job Chris. So happy you are finally getting a house with Vinny.

[@nZooGreen7604]

Only real friends will make fun of you to your face

[@jessespencer9910]

CHRISSY “No Back Support for 80 mins” the real champ

[@aziankoala]

Yoooo I'm LMFAO

[@zackjohnson4399]

Yo that back is sooooooore

[@smutleybutcher]

His back is strong from carrying most of the podcasts he guests on.

[@soullooker]

Lmao damn. Ouch.

[@esellanta]

Chris D bringing the fire. This is how you podcast. He won this Podcast gauntlet Ms.Pat went through.

[@korhanalparslan8730]

YES! This is by far the best one she did, the energy is amazing!

[@botmon.]

You isn’t lying

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

@@botmon. You arent lying*

[@sabu1378]

If I learned anything this week, it’s that Ms. Pat is my favorite podcast guest. I haven’t laughed this hard this many days in a row in a long time.

[@basketkaes]

SHE SAID: "And Andrew Santino" MY SOUL LEFT MY BODY

[@uncledron5287]

I died too. 😂😂😂

[@fatimavictoriaa]

I actually died

[@slmott399]

My favorite part was Ms. Pat saying "who is Andrew Santino?" and then following that up with "oh I just did his podcast." Damn Cheeto, you FORGETTABLE. Ms. Pat is never gonna forget the CHAOS

[@discowolf25]

This single-handedly pulled me out of a 6 month depression. Now I’m manic🫡. Let’s fuggin go. So 🔥 🤣

[@morontv1401]

Hope you're still off the rails. Hard liquor tonight babe.

[@serenayflamenca]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 same!!

[@JUNIORsMomma]

Distefano has been slowly helping me out of mine. Lol

[@deeorlando6536]

This episode feels like hanging out with family.

[@mariascomfortcucina5165]

Love this, everyone else that interviews Ms. Pat seems scared of her. Chris is not scared to f$@k with anyone.

[@tyreeroberts90]

Well because every other word could get you cancelled in today’s day and age 😂😂😂😂

[@covidkiller420]

seriously! lol i was hoping bobby would a lil bit but u can tell he was lil scared but Chrissy brought the CHAOS i love it!

[@NoPreshNetwork]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! NEED THE CHAOS EVERY TUESDAY BABE!

[@metathynk9400]

Feck Yes Babe!!

[@getrickygervaisstuff]

Don't steal let's go from @nateland

[@robertcastaneda6162]

Every fking Tuesday keep the chaos Train ughhh Rollin!

[@BirdOfHermes83]

Today's Tuesday?!

[@travisortero2444]

Such a funny episode!

[@nicksurfs1]

I absolutely adore Ms. Pat!! I also love when she brings her kids to podcasts and tells them not to talk. It just cracks me up

[@AustinHibblerComedy]

These two need a podcast together. The energy is perfect

[@morontv1401]

It truly is balance

[@richardandrade9418]

When miss pat did her podcast rounds, this is hands down the best interview... Chrissy chaos tearin it up babes

[@willvr4]

I love how the 2 girls on the couch had zero interest in being there and felt awkward in the beginning, and by the end they're engaging and are like .."This white boy alright..."

[@Messenger_TV_]

That's what I say when I'm at work and I see a black person using self check out and not sneak something in their pocket or bag.. I think to myself "the black dude alright.."

[@theshowstopper979]

​@@Messenger_TV_ lol wtf racist ass if that's what comes to your mind first

[@NdaKeekz]

I'm 5 minutes in and I see that this is going to be the best podcast of all the ones Pat has been on this week. Quisha definitely looks good as Ashley when it comes to guessing the age.

[@user-zb6lg1xj3k]

First podcast that Ms. Pat has genuinely giggled on. Heartwarming and hilarious 🤣

[@nocap6980]

Her Bobby lee one too

[@spenny8233]

Check the church episedoes absolute classics

[@botmon.]

Dude Chrissy this pod was so dope man I’ve seen miss pat on all the other pods this one was the best you can tell they were having fun with you!!!! Shout out homeless pimp

[@margottaheste]

Haven’t laughed this hard in a looooong time! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tbarcy1]

Just watched a whole series of pod casts with Mrs. Pat and she hasn't laughed that hard on any other one of them.... Chrissy Crack had her rolling which is a true testament to his high caliber of comedic timing. KUDOS Sir!

[@TreversYouTubeChannel]

As a clear person, I fucking lost it within the first 10 minutes of this one 😂😭

[@TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother]

Haha I’m alabaster as well!! Shit was too good.

[@yoyofro2022]

@@TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother what does that mean

[@TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother]

@@yoyofro2022 A translucent color of white, basically. Haha

[@TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother]

@@yoyofro2022 also, google is available for any of your questions. Just sayin. Haha

[@evansalexandre]

Yo this is my first time watching this podcast and I’m fucking crying, currently 7 minutes in

[@Just_jeremy333]

I’m being 100% honest, I haven’t laughed this much in a long time

[@JohnSmith-nf8bi]

I’ve heard countless hours (I suppose quantifiable) I’ve never heard her say anything as heartfelt as “nothing makes her happier than being at the house with her family” Cryin within two minutes

[@jamieredden8124]

God I wish this was a weekly thing. Of all 38 podcast she’s been on in the past two weeks this was the best.

[@TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother]

Haha the chaos is in full swing today babes!! Chrissy always comin with the energy we want and need no matter who he’s talking to. Keep it up man!! Chrissy Killin Shit.

[@flying_nimbus7852]

How does this podcast not have more subscribers??? This dudes hilarious everytime i watch lol 😂😂 and Ms. Pat is legend lol, im definitely doing the free 7 dial trial for your show Ms. Pat 😂

[@bonkersmcstonkers6029]

Ms. Pat looks like she gives hugs that just make your day better.

[@serenayflamenca]

No she doesn’t 😂😂😂

[@bbmma838]

Cuzzy, this is pure chaos and I love it.

[@jefferygrays8800]

Who else binge watching Ms. Pat podcast interviews?

[@Taliayh]

me rn

[@vanessawilliams1313]

Love how ms pat and chrissy chaos came together. She was like "he got ADHD!" bc he all over the place. I wish she had met TT Jerri though. Wouldve been interestin to see them talk.

[@ShogunThomsen]

I love TT Jerri, but I have an inkling that Ms. Pat's comments about them would be deemed as discriminatory...

[@jakecanten3246]

It would have been amazing if they met 😂 Titi can hold her own if Ms. Pat was saying something. But Ms. Pat got a tough exterior but a heart of gold

[@botmon.]

Dude ti to jerry and ms pat would have been toooo🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@NdaKeekz]

Miss Pat has came up and made sure that she is taking her ass back to the A where she can live comfortably. I've watched all 10 episodes and will watch them again in hopes that she gets a second season for her show.

[@willvr4]

I watched all 10 episodes in 2 days. It's so damn good.

[@OyunTanri]

You know, the classic sitcom style was kinda cringe to me at first because that's not what I'm into anymore really, but it grew on me and I can't deny the dialogue was hilarious, and real. But what hit home was when my mom caught an episode with me and said she had a feeling there was a reason Hulu dropped her and she didn't mean it negatively at all (she loved the show), but more so that the world wasn't ready for the glorious being that is Ms. Pat or the brutally honest dialogue.

[@timmyneutron7411]

Lemme get that BET + password im tryna get that Ms.Pat experience

[@Imran0said]

@@timmyneutron7411 use that free trial. I think that’s what most people did.

[@ashtayenanceful]

She said on the breakfast club it was renewed for season 2

[@b0bbyz]

Omg I laughed the whole episode. Chrissy kisses with the best podcast of the year!

[@cccaaioGui]

This may just be the best podcast conversation to ever exist

[@properwelshy3851]

Ms.Pat never fails to entertain me but with Chrissy Chaos saying all the right things, this was another level! Easily in the running for pod of the year for me 🤙🏼👍👊🏼

[@yaboii7210]

Chris has unmatchable energy and I just want to kiss him sometimes

[@mchan2141]

Thats perfectly fine

[@earl-larsen]

Ha, gaaaaaay

[@korean6706]

No homo

[@anthonydeleon2206]

Pause

[@kissit012]

@@anthonydeleon2206 this is why men don’t have meaningful relationships

[@machine4589]

Chris was nervous laughing after he said he didn't like black people either haha

[@Tybolt1]

He laughs like Biff hahaha

[@esellanta]

He takes risks and they pay off.

[@oiitzME1266]

the man's livin on the edgee!!

[@crazycarl00]

Not just black people, a specific kind of black people.

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

@@crazycarl00 Reminds me of a certain Chris Rock bit.

[@thebrutebrody8182]

Chris: “The Taliban and Isis should start a podcast! Why haven’t they started podcasting?” Ms. Pat: “They do, and it’s usually a murder.”

[@summahbreeze]

Watching Ms. Pat makes me feel like I’m watching my auntie talk. Chris please have Ms. Pat on again. Y’all’s energy together is THE BEST. I was genuinely belly laughing watching this

[@JohnDoe-pc3jk]

You black?

[@summahbreeze]

@@JohnDoe-pc3jk by Ms. Pat's definition I'm a crackhead

[@JohnDoe-pc3jk]

@@summahbreeze haha well if you are the one in the pic. You look nice. Anddd you seem to have a sense of humor :D

[@LCortopassi412]

Ms Pat is such a legend. In the whole podcasting world there is no one else I'd rather sit down with.

[@garciagus53]

“It works” was the best response vinnie could’ve gave 😂😂

[@Gabriel1o1]

You guys were vibing. Best podcast of the week for Mis Pat. Let's go Chrissy Chaos

[@PaulCWash]

Ms Pat: “Nigga Naw” Chrissy: “Clip it, MERCH!” 😂😂😂😂 luv it

[@Kali_0303]

I’ve been having a hard time recently with my sister moving away for college and this podcast made me laugh till my stomach hurt🥺🥰 I’m so happy with this podcast and that Ms. Pat was the guest❤️

[@biggoat2780]

This podcast keeps getting better every week!! I can’t imagine Mrs. Pat and Ti Ti Jerry on the pod together!

[@sfburrito]

Starting to save for that Ms. Pat & Chrissy tour 2022. I call it the Ms Pat. and The Mayonnaise boy tour.

[@fomes]

Just finished this episode and you better believe I'm about to press play and rewatch the whole thing THIS IS WHAT EVERY PODCAST SHOULD BE.

[@SlumericanCeej]

What an episode. Only thing that could of made it better was if TT showed up! 🔥

[@manuelzapata8545]

This is absolute CHAOS. I'm listening to this while cleaning the house. I might have to go back and watch this

[@tennesse9458]

Folding clothes for me😂😂

[@deyannaf4380]

Omgosh “I got a set of medicaid kids and a set of blue-cross blue-shield kids……” lmfao dead 💀 lots of different paperwork haha

[@Aaronlovesmusic970]

She did awesome on this podcast the chaos is so much better than all the other podcasts she was recently even on whiskey ginger which is usually solid and still was lame Chris's energy really brings out WHO people are its amazing to watch

[@willvr4]

I watch Whiskey Ginger every week but I thought that episode was a bit flat. Her TigerBelly episode was fucking hilarious though. I love how she came out of the gates defending Gilbert "He doesn't have a flat face, you do! He looks like he was born here. You look like your were BROUGHT here Bobby." lmao

[@Xadoumi]

This was a match chaos made in heaven!!! Thanks babe! Let's gooo 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@brookemalloy1469]

The R KELLY mix up got me HOWLING

[@GymAndSun]

Damn Pat has been on every podcast there is lately

[@andrewhardy2635]

Promotion run for her new show

[@mikemeyers7328]

Good shes a boss

[@b_i_l_l_w_i_l_l_i_a_m_s_o_n]

And it’s not enough

[@uschilevermann5712]

She’s making the roundssssss

[@mrs.h2725]

And I fuckin love it!

[@bluez1313]

It was smart to have Ms. Pat's daughter and friend on camera, it added a lot of unexpected comedy to the show. Good stuff Chris!

[@Ethan2Tone]

I've been binging the latest Ms. Pat podcasts and this is by far the cutest one.

[@Philly_Phly1]

All her other podcasts past 2 weeks were the same questions and convo. This one was different. Fastest hour ever. We need more of these 2!!

[@Montigity]

Ms Pat is funny af, when Pimp asked her about what she would do if she met an alien man I died 😂 @1:06:50

[@jasminerivera470]

PLEASE WE NEED THIS EVERY WEEK!!! This collab had me dying! 😂😂😂

[@Daviidmata]

What a cool ass episode! I seen both Chris and Ms Pat earlier this year in Phoenix and it was funny to see them sitting down together talking tish!

[@Tacit_Tern]

I love Ms. Pat ....she's a prime example of how joking, remarking, and commenting on race; is admittedly racist, but without malice. They don't dare cancel her ....despite the fact they censor her.

[@ruthlessrog1]

Chrissy, I love how your energy always meshes with the different personality types you have on the cast. Hope i can catch you live on stage one day.🤘

[@tomsmall542]

Less than 10 minutes in and this already a top 3 epi

[@7cstair93]

This is GOLD !!!!! Can’t believe I’m just seeing this

[@Qurisx]

yo this was the most fun podcast I have seen/heard in so long!XD

[@oggaspack7971]

I still relisten to this occasionally. Possibly my fav ms pat appearance

[@MajesticPickle_]

Actually the best Ms. Pat podcast in the past couple weeks. Great ep

[@jesussavemylife720]

Mrs.Pat and Chris..... too much Chaos!!! Awesome podcast

[@brillypedraza7461]

Omg I've been lmao the whole time but that "bumblebee tuna" shout-out killed me 💀

[@raisingradicals5564]

I've listened to 8 poddy woddies with Ms. Pat this week and I don't think she's repeated a single joke or story twice. She's like the Anti-Chris Distefano 😂😂❤ IT'S WHAT IT IS.

[@tonymarselle8812]

She tells the same story about how California is whack and everyone who makes tv is fake and then tells about how great her show is and how she a super genius. It’s a bummer.

[@sticklerbestickling]

Ummm this was amazing 😂I’ve loved Ms. Pat for a long time & you two together is a totally chaotic & hysterical combo I can’t handle it. Best interview of hers in this round

[@Kali_0303]

I’m planning on getting BET+ just to support and watch the Ms. Pat show❤️ imma rewatch all the episodes over and over just so she gets another season😂 I watched the trailer and loved it

[@marisol4677]

Chaos Tuesdays never disappoints. Awesome episode. 🤪🤣🤣🤣

[@lllorenzo]

She needs to come back! have never laughed this hard while watching a podcast

[@chachi2300]

I needed this today. Thank you! Ms. Pat forever 🤘🏽

[@atlasdata7739]

This was hilarious. I am literally watching for the third time. The crack stories killed me lol 😂

[@joshadams5709]

This pair needs a regular podcast. I want it more than the Taste Babes crossover event!

[@Jamieforeals]

I’m binging the chaos but this is the funniest host and episode already and I’m not even done watching all of the episodes 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@zachdonegan2655]

Ms. Pat is AMAZING!! So genuinely funny in everything she says📈📈

[@kirio1038]

Ms. Pat is a great guest no matter which pod it is. Just want to say i had no idea who she was until bobby lees episode and now ive just been following her press tour now. Love her

[@elenapickett9960]

this is one of the funniest podcast episodes I've ever seen hahahaha

[@metathynk9400]

LOL, " I dont know any of these women sitting on this couch" :)

[@andrewhardy2635]

These 2 are made to bounce of each other.. this is amazing 👏

[@ang3600]

“Y’all need counseling” 😂😂

[@stephanieczerwinski7046]

I've been waiting for this for a week! 😂

[@SaltyReverend]

Ms.Pat has very quickly became one of my absolute favorite people

[@jarok11]

I never laughed so much at a distefano podcast. Great energy on the couch

[@doodle3762]

The energy in this episode was much needed,thank you.

[@fyessssss]

I was in a bad mood earlier but this podcast is already cheering me up 2 mins in thanks Chrissy 😘

[@mmendo6895]

Chrissy and Ms. Pat on tour would be wicked!! Please go on tour together!!

[@bigseeks1417]

Imagine if titi Jerry was apart of this. Double legendary potential. Great podcast!

[@longthrow7838]

''alot of em works'' dying everytime

[@johnp7108]

7 minutes in and loving this episode already!

[@addison3877]

the upside down "NOOOOOOO" got me rollin!

[@youloveanthony]

Ms. Pat: Are you on cocaine? Chris: No...This is chaos Ms Pat: This is beyond fu$kin chaos, yall need counseling? Hahaha I'm screaming! This one of the best podcast interviews ever!

[@Simsimma33]

Chris "you're family is making my family RIIIIIIIIICH!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@BlueprintsForHeadaches]

13:35 this whole bit with the zoom in on his lips 😂

[@630tech6]

Lmaoo he was questioning his whole life 💀 🤣

[@charleswaddell5244]

Ms Pat brought me here and I loved it! Definitely got a subscriber 😎

[@Swancorner]

Chrissy you are _glowing_ in these ad reads I love your face babe ❤

[@MichaelAngeloSarianos]

Best fuxxing episode yet!! I sincerely love the Chaos Crew, thank you!!!!