Where This Country STARTED! with Shane Gillis | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 30

[@jorony]

Two of the funniest high school gym teachers ever!!

[@RayRayMcAuliffe]

Uncle Power!

[@713nomis]

😂😂😂

[@jasonshapiro9932]

Good idea for a tv show 🤷‍♂️

[@depmaudoofal74]

Got, damn! 🤣😂😂😂

[@depmaudoofal74]

@@RayRayMcAuliffe 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@blappichulo9015]

I think Shane is universally my favorite podcast guest. Wherever he shows up, the fuego follows.

[@pravkdey]

Hell yea dude

[@Giovanni-nj1xo]

Him and Tim Dillon

[@gameovr17]

Him and Theo von are mine. And them 2 together are magical. They need their own podcast

[@blappichulo9015]

Tim Dillon and Theo are absolutely in the running as well 👏

[@emill2119]

@@blappichulo9015 theo's a nice guy but no way bro. Pretty sure that's more of a bias then the other two named. The other two offer way more actual conversation I feel. Theos a cool dude tho.

[@babylonian]

shane lookin down at his shirt and saying “i bought this shirt at walmart in the patriot section” LOL

[@TPilly]

Rogan's joke from jre but pretend you're original bud! Rock hard 🤘

[@babylonian]

@@TPilly it’s… a quote from this exact video…. which is why it’s in quotes… shane said it in the video you’re commenting on you fuckin weirdo lol

[@lolololollo5377]

@@TPilly a matt and shane podcast patreon member spotted in the wild. Dey fans be OBSESSED about the 2 Dawgz outta Shat Nation.

[@lindboknifeandtool]

Nick Robinson, of Michaelsoft Binbows game.

[@jakegill5740]

More like Shane now has a brand deal with Walmart.. lol but forreal I know guys (not proud.. or proud boys lol) who will go golfing on a bs course wearing this (depending the price lol)

[@itsSteaLy]

Shane ACTUALLY looks like Rittenhouses big brother 🤣🤣🤣

[@highvalue1195]

💀 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jealrich8]

Oh my god 😂

[@danchris4287]

Damn you ain't lieing . It's the cheeks 100 percent

[@itsSteaLy]

@Dan chris bro I'm saying 😆

[@wavyheat305]

The cheeks an the Downsy look 🗣️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joshrhenson]

“Are women safe in Afghanistan? Imma go ahead and stop you there, no.” With the zoom in got me 😂

[@Calilou52]

Shane is gonna be our generations Norm, hes just so naturally funny that almost anything he says is perfectly comedicly timed and kills the whole room

[@joebone1961]

Idk if he holds a candle but we'll see

[@joebone1961]

Norm was never trendy I don't think Norm ever went on Rogen.

[@Calilou52]

@@joebone1961 that is irrelevant lmao im talking about how funny and witty he is, not how popular he is lol. He may not have been on Rogan, but he was on Letterman and Conan all the time, and Rogan is pretty much the modern equivalent of that. Letterman with Norm on always trended. Hence why I said "the norm of our time" so thanks for furthering my point in a way

[@Calilou52]

@@joebone1961 youre not getting what im saying. I dont think anyone will ever be as comedically gifted as Norm was. But the energy that Shane brings to a room heavily reminds me of Norm. He doesnt do huge shows, has one special for free on youtube, yet every legendary comedian pays there respects to him and loves him. Offends people with his comedy yet stays neutral in his perspective. Oh and they both got FIRED FROM SNL for jokes lmao you get my point at this point

[@BTA1991]

Mark Normand is our generation's Norm, his delivery and jokes are slightly Normy-ish too. His name...his name is just the icing on the cake.

[@cassidylawrence3925]

Pimp: “Is that the last time you smoked?” Gillis: “no, but I did turn the Rick Ross off”

[@monkeywang9972]

Outta respect

[@Highnz57]

- "Would you vote for The Rock?" "That depends. Will he secure the border? Will he Lock Her Up??" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@TheBlackMambaa248]

Haven’t listened to Chrissy D in a while but this is how you bring me back baby boy

[@jonwoods3261]

Exactly right

[@codydaigle4354]

Welcome back bubbas

[@jonwoods3261]

@@codydaigle4354 missed it. These guys work well together

[@joshford8774]

Same here, the young bull brings me back to so many podcasts

[@jvb6961]

I’m gay too!

[@pwfortner]

“Mark Normand was made by the government” lolololol

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

I was looking for this comment and I, like Chris, believe it 😂

[@TreversYouTubeChannel]

Shane looks like he slept over last night and Chrissy didn’t offer him a change of clothes

[@1der607]

Amazing comment

[@danielbarrera7486]

This comment is legendary

[@bonzaibill9965]

You just unlocked memories

[@MrMeowTheSecond]

Chris starting the same sentence 8 different ways and still not understanding his own words has been my favorite thing about him for years.

[@JohnStockton-ub2zc]

In my eyes, he's an annoying coke head

[@landonwesterman891]

Just started a shift washing trays at a bakery at 3am looking for something to listen to .... thank you this is a gift from the universe

[@amiracleone2803]

Thank you for the muffins bro

[@Raiden20105]

You still working the morning shift washing trays at the bakery?

[@vinnyb6192]

Whatspoppin at the bakery these days

[@jbizird67]

How’s the Bakery broooo

[@IAmTheRealHim]

What’s new at the bakery big man?

[@PAKallman]

"This corolla's been nothing but great to me" just woke all my neighbors up cackling at that one

[@campaigner8549]

"This is the line for the Schulz show" LMAO i love this ep

[@roosetetanus2769]

Imagine if Shane Gillis would be become so big that SNL will invite him to host, he would probably do what Norm McDonald did.... and I'm waiting for that sweet Poetic Justice to happen...

[@robhowe472]

This post was almost poetic after recent news

[@chrisrogers553]

It happened 🎉🎉

[@MLeporati]

Bro, good call on this comment….. friggin PROPHETIC, man!!!! Wwoooooooooo!!!!!

[@Jdump7.62]

Comment aged like fine wine

[@trevrosselle5715]

The future is now

[@jessefischer7899]

Omfg “good for that guy for goin down with the ship” 😭😂

[@seanandrews8003]

Whoever edits in this podcast is amazing, their use of a subtle zoom is perfect

[@rachel_Cochran]

It's mildly psychedelic now that I've noticed it

[@Brakish33]

​@@rachel_Cochran just watched this on acid, can confirm.

[@Michael-jr5ie]

All hail the great Homeless Pimpy

[@drivewaystar6485]

Why are unnecessary zooms so damn funny? Cherdleys has it down to a science

[@TheRealOG717]

Calm down sean

[@805adventures2]

Pimp is on POINT with this edit🔥

[@713nomis]

I wish Pimp edited everyone’s podcasts! GOLD

[@Jay-n5t2m]

Emotional right along with you, brother. My grandfather served in the war as well. I aspire to be just like him knowing ill never be able to fill his boots. But if i can be even a quarter of the man he was i know there is nothing in this world that can keep me down. God bless you, Tim.

[@reapertutorials1947]

Chris is so quick with remarks. Its Chrissy Quick Wit. All his podcasts are fire! 🔥

[@Bob-ir4lr]

"This Corolla has been nothin but good to me" = best line ive ever heard

[@clinicallyrad]

Ever?

[@Cloobornius]

@@clinicallyrad ever

[@Smiley-Coyote]

You're either under 16 and/or terribly unaware of sooooo much 😂😂😂

[@BornAHawkEye]

Shane is such a chill dude. He's so funny😂😍

[@m0str33t]

Could have made snl actually funny

[@davethewave5501]

Nah

[@AdamStarr816]

Shout out to the dawgz

[@BornAHawkEye]

@SmokeKing lol you're so shallow

[@ericcieslik6061]

real profound comment, thank you for your effort

[@xanderlinde8746]

Shane is legit one of the funniest humans on earth

[@JacksonWashburn]

When Shane said, "Captain's Honor" I was so dead 🤣🤣

[@joeyhoward455]

Shane's and Chrissy's best pod still. LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@6ixxty-]

Gotta love Shane. Such an underrated new school comedian. Straight comedy

[@Brandonthesnifferofall]

I’ve probably watched this 10 times now, it’s always funny. These two are hilarious together 😂

[@kylemcgill2966]

*Rockin the Rogie Drip*

[@jeremyk5414]

Grunt Style is a great company 🇺🇸

[@nooneyouknow699]

Saint Rogies

[@kylemcgill2966]

@@nooneyouknow699 I apologize for my mistake 😂

[@LBsixx]

chrissy clowning his daughters fire trauma was WILD and i fucking loved it😂😂

[@ThePoushal]

The crispy

[@STSGuitar16]

Laddah 14

[@ryanschweikhardt]

The Coast Guard has been in every major war we've had since its inception.

[@GymAndSun]

Oh shit I’m throwing this on before Tuesdays With Stories and Legion of Skanks that’s the level you’ve reached Chrissy

[@DylanLukeLosasso]

thats a mistake lol

[@humanindica962]

I'm turning LoS off and listening. Not for Chris but for the Dawg.

[@thernius4284]

Mark unironically rimmed Joe this episode

[@EloyGabriel_]

Agreed !!!

[@bmthornell]

Already watched next week’s Tuesday’s with stories on Patreon. Never have I ever watched LOS

[@devonrickert3748]

The sand fort collapsing and shane says "get help" killed me

[@erixouther]

Omfg the zoomed in chrissy face cuts when shane was telling his jerk buddies story

[@jonnyd8399]

What Shane says is partly true. One of my best friends from middle school into our early 30's eventually died from Heroin and Alchohol and there was a selfish moment of relief for our group and his family. Its sad, we all helped however we could, but he didnt want the help.

[@18Callahan]

Chrissy D’s gonna’ do a Gilly & Keeves sketch! Philly and NY comedy all day.

[@jacobc2451]

Shane lives in NY, so he’s that by himself

[@thismothafuckasaid7304]

@@jacobc2451 Plus, he's not from Philly..he's from Mechanicsburg PA. Far from each other and two different worlds

[@1der607]

@@thismothafuckasaid7304 not really sure what your point was there though

[@KFURR]

Which one of these guys are you calling for NY? Theyre both PA guys

[@chetterbezly3905]

I think Shane is my new favorite podcast personality. His appearance on TPW was the best!

[@CoolestGuyInTheRoom]

Watched that ep twice, great pod.

[@simonnilsson5356]

He's actually one of the greatest comics too.

[@marissalubow325]

Chris’s daughter being friends with pimp is so cute

[@Ben-ec6ky]

More like creepy

[@twinklesticks6585]

@@Ben-ec6ky say you’re into kids without saying you are into kids. You creep

[@2510LuL]

@@Ben-ec6ky in what way whatsoever? Fucking lol

[@myearshurtnoone1367]

17:36 that close up had me rolling XD

[@mje19D]

Shane makes better sketches than comedy central does. On par with Key and Peele.

[@topramen5344]

This is hilariously ironic

[@bucksfan77]

Key and Peele sucks

[@TeddyTentacle]

Key and Peele is massively overrated.

[@EddieHalifax]

Gilly and Keeves is vastly superior to Key and Peele, and that's saying something because K&P is one of the few tolerable sketch groups out there nowadays.

[@bobhill8088]

@@EddieHalifax I know I’m late….but this is more like Shane’s show is more comparable to Dave’s show. Key&peele sucks

[@bigsean8088]

"Butt's motel " holy $#!t. Just had the craziest flash back. Lmfao.

[@jakeguercia7755]

Shane Gillis a true patriot and a LI hero.

[@calebgoodwin2110]

Used to be now he’s gotta cover up everything up for the sake of his career. Can’t blame him.

[@KFURR]

Whats LI? Pls dont say Long Island bc Shane is a proud PA boy. Mechanicsburg and west chester PA.

[@KFURR]

@@calebgoodwin2110 he hasnt covered up a fucking thing dude. Whats wrong w you? Why would you say that? Explain yourself.

[@LRRYFSHRMN]

Sometimes when I’m feeling down, nothing helps like a little CHAOS 😂

[@JBSoutlaws]

Shane's comment about the taliban interview looking like the losing team's locker room had me howling 😅

[@TwentyEight80s]

“First of all my boy had a big room”🤣🤣🤣 spread out

[@jmichaelstudios5495]

What I love about Chrissy the most is he gives so much of his Patreon content away on KZbin you don't have to pay for anything.

[@michaelmolinaro797]

I love that it says available only on Patreon... Then a week later it's here lol

[@jmichaelstudios5495]

@Ashton Nolet True dat - True dat

[@turtlebeach93]

The zooming into Shane's face is killing me... great episode

[@jasonallerton4557]

Must be some sort of inside joke . Spat my coffee out the first one .

[@TalesfromtheRick]

Chrissy chaos has been getting the best guests lately. Your killing it brother! Keep it up!

[@eyemallears2647]

Matt and Shane’s Secret Podcast. Two broskis making each other laugh. It’s the best ❤

[@mamangsumamang8511]

Glad to see shane making the rounds

[@johnfazzari6208]

I could see Shane being a sailor in another life.

[@garrettlageman6700]

Goddammit pimp must’ve been fried while editing this. My man put Shane’s canceled story between the first two ads lmao love you guys

[@Stompehhh]

Because pimp is a gentleman

[@poindextertunes]

Just when I thought I was straight. Chrissy brings me back! Yaaasssss!!!

[@thematrixhasyou1984]

Shane's the man.

[@sleepyheadluke]

still one of the best pod eps all time in June 24

[@dwightwest2885]

I never really checked Out Shane before just recently.. This guy is fucking hilarious! Great episode.

[@adamlangdon2245]

Check him out on all the other podcasts, Shane is always awesome. Legion of skanks is a good one.

[@jeremylawson6648]

“you curse him bout bc i might need him” “you’re never gonna use him again” lmao

[@PretENDOgolf]

Gillis is a savage! I love that guy. Glad to hear hes soing a special. Chrissy chaos get on it! We need a special!

[@gabrielcrowley4656]

Hes got one up on youtoobz already 🤙

[@Kelticfury]

Looking for Gillis tour dates and the beginning of january is strangely clear of dates.🤣🤣🤣

[@JohnSmith-ti3oy]

Pimp is channeling his inner Vilmos Zsigmond with that wild cinematography.

[@seriosertyp8145]

25:23 Chris just casually throwing away a good punchline to keep the conversation flowing. Much respect.

[@562handsomemike]

? I watched that part a few times?

[@phillipmaz]

​@562handsomemike Same, no idea what they're talking about

[@nicholaswojton8258]

Shane is the next Louie CK caliber comic. Dude is already a legend and seems to have the total respect of all the legends. Side note McCusky really should be just of as known as Shane is. He's so underrated to everyone else besides the dawgs. We fucking know tho. I'm just loving watching the rise of the bois. We need to petition to get Matt on Rogan. Just fucking imagine that podcast. Love from Philly and to the Dawgs.

[@danfitzpatrick8517]

And here we are now, with your wish being granted

[@tym5483]

​@@danfitzpatrick8517have you ever heard of supernormal stimuli?

[@joshuawilliams2303]

We did it. The shaman made it to St. Rogies

[@TripleWieldGod]

this is the podcast i needed. shane and chris more plz

[@xThugZilla]

One of my top 3 favorite hours of the week! Thank God for ChrissyChoas!!!!!!

[@Cloobornius]

What are your other 2 favorite hours of the week brice chambers

[@anthonymilc9721]

@@Clooborniusthe taliban must’ve got him

[@circa11011]

I can’t be the only one that thinks a Chris and Shane history podcast wouldn’t make money immediately lol

[@trugrit7210]

Chris doesn't even know elementary school level history.

[@chrismathewsjr]

never watched this show before but respect to the producer throwing up a cinematic LUT on these. can't wait till he gets ahold a panovision camera

[@sorde21]

That Mark Normand robot comment... Total spit take. XD Careful though, he might go terminator on you smirking the whole time.

[@alexcoyg3281]

"This Corolla has been like a brother to me"😂😂😂

[@mrbiggs2305]

Bahaha the voom on chrissy ever changing face makes laugh so much

[@back-roomconfessions6746]

The best part of the show is Chrissy landing a joke and the you hear Pimmy’s distant laughter in the background just sends me!!

[@keng8306]

This is a combo I didn’t anticipate being this good lol

[@lukotanko]

Love how Pimp edited out Chrissy saying where he shops 😂

[@jacobcarlson7419]

The random extreme close-ups 😂😂

[@nickjonesb22]

Not gunna lie, watched the first 3 minutes. Love the positive vibes Chris brings

[@ligmaball5]

Chrissy is giving me tripping on all the adderall behind the bathroom mirror vibes 😂😂😂

[@KEAD3400]

The sponsor reads during the alien bit was GENIUS 😂😂😂

[@johndepinto1597]

Please bring Shane back, this is amazing.

[@Pile_Kittenmouse]

“I turned the Rick Ross off, out of respect” 😂

[@Brandonthesnifferofall]

“He’ll always be there” 🤦‍♂️😂

[@neverleft636]

Just so everyone knows, the Coast Guard was basically the equivalent to today’s Navy during WWII. They were included in driving the landing craft into the beaches of Normandy on D-Day. There’s a lot of stuff that the coast guard used to do back then and now they’re basically just domestic. Pretty cool though.

[@moxmox8969]

They save more lives than they take. Respect.

[@benblair2591]

Landing craft operators on dday were British Navy. The coast guard in WW2 wasnt the equivalent of the Navy, the Navy was the equivalent of the Navy. The coast guard were the equivalent of the coast guard. The coast guard were in Iraq and Afghanistan

[@mikeskidoo3991]

I’m boomin right now watching old clips and you guys are awesome together

[@sososo2881]

I love it Chris! I love our country and the constitution! Some good ol patriots

[@jacksjags321]

Yo i died when shane said "yeah i shut the rick ross off" lololololol

[@zped4484]

Really appreciate the Chrissy zoom-ins

[@eliasplaysmusic]

One of the best magic spoon ads ever in this ep lol

[@dpimprovements9905]

Not going to lie this kind of inspires me. The fact that these dudes are podcasting out of a hotel room with just two mics speaks volumes. Tells me it's all about the content and not so much your equipment or set up. 100 bucks for an LLC and you can start making money.

[@schuylerkrizay6192]

"it literally looks like a civil war hospital down there dude" lol bro WHAT ahahahahhahahaa " the bandages are nuts"

[@charliedog29]

Shout out to the Planet Fitness on Aramingo Ave! I walk past you all the time to go to Wawa lol

[@Kbone12]

“Butts motel” with the subtle pause was golden

[@MonkeyBoss11]

The camera zooms are killer. Such a small thing makes such a difference

[@psychmanzooted]

I’m so fucked up, I got 42 mins into this before I realized it was 2yrs old. Still a great pod.

[@coolguy473]

The Dawgfather on YMH is going to be so legendary

[@floridagator800]

I don’t think Tim and crystal are dawgs

[@dangerousdylan6262]

@@floridagator800 they're definitely not but he should still go on if he can just for the publicity

[@coolguy473]

@@dangerousdylan6262 Shane says at the end of this episode hes booked on Segura and Bobby Lees podcast so I assume we get blessed with with. YMH and a Tigerbelly

[@dangerousdylan6262]

@@coolguy473 I just hope hes on 2 bears 1 cave instead of YMH crystal is annoying as shit and 2B1C gets more views plus YMH only gives their guest a small section of the podcast

[@dangerousdylan6262]

@@coolguy473 that being said him and bobby lee should be great especially if they have similar chemistry like shane and theo von did

[@SDM121888]

17:50 😂 that thousand yard stare

[@chickenfishhybrid44]

I'm all feeling bad for Chris' daughter for seeing the crispy guy then "props to the guy for going down with the ship though" and I'm fucking dying, literally in pain. 26:30

[@lorenmott7018]

Funniest statement in this podcast. I'm cry laughing as well at the whole story, but Shane capped it off perfect w that

[@michaelbahlman1368]

Probably one of my favorite episodes of any podcast every

[@theweeklycheese7848]

Saw Shane at the Stress Factory. He absolutely murdered the room.

[@NT-bw3cc]

this was one of the funniest things i’ve seen in awhile

[@Eoin_D]

Gillis knows his history in fairness to him

[@mostradam]

Jesus this guys reminds me of every anxious Italian guy I knew fr New England 😂

[@dentonvisual]

You better slow down on em pimp, you keep dropping so many bangers they're gonna take you out!

[@chrisdcomedy]

🤣🤣🤣