Altare: looks like a cinnamon roll but can actually kill you Jurjur: looks like he can kill you but actually a cinnamon roll/babygurl
@jey926911 ай бұрын
omg yes !!!
@zephshoir11 ай бұрын
Everyone understimates Altaire because of his chill vibes, but the dude could probably break all of our backs without issue...
@5012khgia11 ай бұрын
speak for yourself😭i beg to differ
@artist015411 ай бұрын
people forget that he was an e-sports coach, 4th degree black belt in taekwondo, 2nd degree black belt in kumdo, declined to play in a professional overwatch team, he is *the leader* for a reason!
@marion1911 ай бұрын
@@artist0154 and altare learn muaythai too
@WanderTheNomad11 ай бұрын
He's the smiling threatening type, like Unohana from Bleach
@CaptainIchimaruGin11 ай бұрын
@@marion19Yea Jurard pick the wrong guy to try and start a fight with as Altare would probably send him back to ARMIS Tavern on a stretcher in a full body cast.
@daizeemi11 ай бұрын
Volume warning "For the rest of the clip" Best timpstamp ever LMAO
@bombader267711 ай бұрын
Jurard is like that loud mouth kid in school, who talks shit from behind the guy who does the actual fighting.
@hungurione11 ай бұрын
The (designated) leaders have a beef with each other is my new favorite arc
@TheRealVordox11 ай бұрын
Meanwhile Fuma Miyabi and Altare has the bromance leadership.
@CaptainIchimaruGin9 ай бұрын
@@TheRealVordoxI mean Altare respect his senpai so him being chill with his two senpai is normal. Now for Kohais he probably has a limit on how much they can annoy him until he decide to send them to the hospital. Thankfully the Vanguard don't annoy Altare at all, but Jurard here seem to like to push all the wrong button resulting in him being on Altare's list of people he want to send to the hospital.
@ChronosLawliet12311 ай бұрын
Don't worry Bancho, even if Altare knows martial arts, you have your powerful sonic attacks
@CaptainIchimaruGin11 ай бұрын
A Throat Chop would silence Jurard then combo attack would finish him off.
@M1ss1ng-N011 ай бұрын
Jurard is gonna regret challenging the demon lord himself 😂
@KRNNT-11 ай бұрын
Yea, it's like hololive ones challenging Korone but worse since Altare seems to be very active when he's younger. He got veiny arms (borrowing Magni's words) and if that doesn't indicate his strength, I don't know..... Worse, he brought his genmate into it.😂
@CaptainIchimaruGin11 ай бұрын
It's basically Yhwach challenging Genryusai Yamamoto that hasn't gone soft and still have both his arm while remaining old.
@Fanimati0n11 ай бұрын
@KRNNT- if there are two people in starsEN I don't wanna fuck with, it's Altare & Flayon
@KRNNT-11 ай бұрын
@@Fanimati0n Yeaa, I was surprised when I saw a clip that Flay did 10 push up before and after sleep. Lol
@bbulann11 ай бұрын
I love the relationship between jurard and his manager! It was so funny especially when shikamane trolls him lmao
@MunnaAmor11 ай бұрын
Lmao, he backpedalled soo fast! But for real, a 3D live exhibition fight between the martial artists of Holostars would be some seriously holy grail content, imo.
@thung97711 ай бұрын
So Temma vs Aruran vs Oga vs Altare.
@MunnaAmor11 ай бұрын
@@thung977There's also Astel, but he's so much smaller than the others that it probably wouldn't be fair 😅
@DinnerForkTongue11 ай бұрын
@@MunnaAmor Astel being smaller only means he can swerve further into your guard to make you regret the challenge. lol
@stroodlepup11 ай бұрын
@@DinnerForkTonguemeanwhile, astel bunnyhopping into a body shot
@marion1911 ай бұрын
@@thung977dont forget astel and izuru..those two are karate black belt
@blurey856911 ай бұрын
2:40 the wheezing 😂
@frances_b11 ай бұрын
The cream of the top about this is when Jurard used the same ending stream BGM as Altare, then Altare later proceeds to give Jurard a 'warning' from his last stream😂
@Sharkie0311 ай бұрын
For anyone who wants to know in how many ways Altare could f you up here’s an old zatsudan vod where he mentions the multiple martial arts and sports he learned! Timestamps in the comments by Lia!! kzbin.info7L10Z2-1F48?si=CNHUOOYZ93RZ7ZPc
@dammit304811 ай бұрын
How did this not get clipped!?
@krishnansubramoni780111 ай бұрын
Woah, I did not know about this! Thank you 💙
@ashfallz11 ай бұрын
The wheezing😂 please! he’s too funny!
@aeris78611 ай бұрын
It's the panicked wheezes for me
@chalkwarrior554211 ай бұрын
jurard talking like a tea kettle (i don't know how else to describe it) made me laugh most of all
@Tizjiz11 ай бұрын
Altare: “have you seen the life escape a man’s body?”
@Ellina_Crystal11 ай бұрын
Altare declared war on Jurard during that Headbangers stream for using his BGM outro. RIP dino princess o7
@spaceroot816611 ай бұрын
this makes me want to see the " sapakan sa ace hardware" again
@JAND4LISMS11 ай бұрын
not the online rambulan again 😂
@bunneza11 ай бұрын
Leader is like Shanks He is just chilling until suddenly you are getting hit by his CoC cannon heueheueheu
@jey926911 ай бұрын
I REALLY LOVE HIS ENERGY !!! HE'S SOOO REAL.
@xue.0w011 ай бұрын
Dinosaurs and Chickens are related after all (◕ᴗ◕✿)
@stroodlepup11 ай бұрын
Jurard and Altare at the back of an Ace hardware
@blazcraz699211 ай бұрын
He's such a Paper Tiger. Hahahaha.
@krishnansubramoni780111 ай бұрын
Jurard has no idea just how screwed he is for challenging Altare 😂. Altare can mess you up in-game and IRL. Another comment posted a link to an Altare VOD where Altare talks about life stuff - including martial arts skills. Also, Altare is the guy who walks outside at 3am alone 😂
@ArcaneMaiden11 ай бұрын
Hmm. Context matters. Below are the leader's HP BAR: Jurard [===============] 25/25 Altare [===========] 7805/7805
@ekozoidmajiker618611 ай бұрын
imagine a noob player challenging a lv 99 boss 🪦
@CaptainIchimaruGin9 ай бұрын
Correction on Altare. His HP bar is 99999 and his power is 99999 which basically mean you're screwed Jurard as all Altare need to do is flick you just to kill you.
@Zircaa11 ай бұрын
2:07 i knew he could do voice but I momentarily forgot when I looked away and thought another video started playing-
@guromaiden202611 ай бұрын
IRL altare has black belt 2nd dan in taekwando iirc
@owitch11 ай бұрын
4th degree black belt in taekwondo and a 2nd degree black belt in kumdo (Korean's Kendo). He also has experience in other martial arts such as Hapkido & Muay Thai.
@guromaiden202611 ай бұрын
@@owitch sasuga leader
@hakurou896011 ай бұрын
@@owitch holy!
@Fanimati0n11 ай бұрын
@guromaiden2026 his only rival is Flayon who leader fears the strength of. If there's 3 people I don't wanna fuck with, it's Altare, Flayon, & Korone
@jorgeestebanjaramilloperez237611 ай бұрын
Altare after seeing that: If you want to challenge me... You must beat someone who can kick your butt. Jurard: Who are the [********] that I need to beat! Hakka! Calli! Shinri! Altare: Kobo, this dinosaur wants to play with you. Kobo: Yeah, I got a new toy. Let's go Jura *Jurard ran away from Kobo: Everyone knows that Jurard dislikes kids* Hey! Jura ran away! Coward! You must be a relative of Mommy Kiwawa! A coward chicken! Altare: Kobo, Kiara-senpai is a phoenix. Their employees are the chickens, but them are more brave than Jurard.
@pemuditersesat11 ай бұрын
The best counter is bluekusogaki😂
@shiiuui11 ай бұрын
jurard literally reminds me of itto as a school boy hes so cute aaaa 🥹💕
@DatManuka11 ай бұрын
Never Back Down 2: Back Down Harder Starring Jurard T Rexford
@shadowbreakerr545611 ай бұрын
Its all fun and games until Demon God King Regis Altare shows up.
@museless_art11 ай бұрын
He's never beating the boyfailure alligations, in fact hes providing even more proof
@raffz.850711 ай бұрын
MY GOD WHY HE SOUNDS LIKE THAT I LOVE HIM SM (HES SUCH A BBG HELP)
@N-Rod35711 ай бұрын
The Battle between Leader and Bancho, battle of the century
@fluffylein10 ай бұрын
Its just cute how chaotic and loud jurard is😂❤
@smokeyc2111 ай бұрын
This is the clip I was waiting for
@Kaorukung11 ай бұрын
Jurard: Let me private this VOD. I just want to beat boy failure allegation. Me: ... This VOD? When your entire VOD collection is pure boy failure experience??
@DinnerForkTongue11 ай бұрын
Me:... Banchou, every single stream of yours is boyfailure experience.
@ara-od8qy11 ай бұрын
when did this boyfailure allegation starts lmao
@sifu_keiko11 ай бұрын
this is what ive been waiting forrr HAHAHAH thank you
@bulldowozer585811 ай бұрын
Didn't knew he could do such a great -Pika- Henya impression!
@kungfucandy888511 ай бұрын
3:10 I imagine him turning into a wiggly paper cut like yuji😂😂😂😂
@margo_rita2411 ай бұрын
Jurard is a teakettle!!
@severussnape291711 ай бұрын
He's adorable haha
@curtiscklau783811 ай бұрын
"I'm playing with the kids, I can't blow all my loads in one shot" 💀
@Mordred1439411 ай бұрын
yabai indeed
@lujixcjml11 ай бұрын
LMDAO
@Chocoffee_battery11 ай бұрын
This guy's more yabai than altare who just like kids.
@lionelk.y723311 ай бұрын
Alright Dream
@HudaefCares11 ай бұрын
Ehem, "below jobs".
@54815211 ай бұрын
I need the en boys to debut their 3d and do a wrestling contest or something
@lidiaaachan409611 ай бұрын
That's why i love Altare, kobo must be proud of her own older brother❤
@Mordred1439411 ай бұрын
nobody is giving him a break 😅
@Leithener11 ай бұрын
Dude's asking for a bonk
@lemonadeislife927811 ай бұрын
sniper check martial arts check a fukin demon lord which also a leader of a guild check yep we got a fried t-rex soon on stream
@purpy_burpy11 ай бұрын
THE WHEEZING LMFAO 😭😭😭
@dayday022911 ай бұрын
dude who had a big dream for a sec
@CaptainIchimaruGin11 ай бұрын
I doubt ARMIS can beat Tempus since they have Flarion with his mech and unless ARMIS have some kind of anti mech weapon Tempus well sweep them clean. Also I think Shinri would probably pick them off one by one with his Bow and Arrow.
@HazelKnight3411 ай бұрын
goldbullet when
@EnryanTheHero11 ай бұрын
I think if Octavio uses his puppet hax he can level the mech playing field but ARMIS is fighting at a numbers disadvantage at present
@SpookyTree25511 ай бұрын
@@EnryanTheHerothe thing is that in the little lore we have, ARMIS is brutally powerful (ironically with the sole exception of Jurard because we dont have any kind of reference as of what his "dinosaur genes" can do) Ruse have superhuman strengh, but also does Axel, so hes the more manageable, Goldbullet and specially Octavio on the other hand... Those two are broken, GB is impervious to any kind of pain and toxin and Octavio's puppetearing is one of the most dangerous skills in the whole Holostars roster since he can easily control corrupted beasts, creatures that we canonically know that Hakka, Shinri, Flayon and Bettwl struggle to defeat.
@CaptainIchimaruGin9 ай бұрын
@@SpookyTree255Tempus's goal is to defeat the Corrupted Beast without killing them so they can research them ARMIS just want to be Number One so they don't care if they kill the Corrupted Beast. In short Tempus holds back while ARMIS goes full throttle. It due to this reason Hakka, Flayon, Shinri, and Bettel struggle to defeat Corrupted Beast as they're holding back on their full power so they don't kill the Corrupted Beast.
@Taiki_Kago_X11 ай бұрын
Kuya J, do you have a death wish saying that to him? 🤣
@ivanpaijolin912811 ай бұрын
Shit I can't stop laughing at jurad being fucking energetic into moaning in a span of secons Help
@conkle795511 ай бұрын
Dinoboy really do be a glass cannon
@abielmendoza390711 ай бұрын
Its just shanks and buggy all iver again
@hombre660411 ай бұрын
Now I need the whole holostars EN to do a ring fight in 3D
@anahhasanah689111 ай бұрын
The name "RAGUS" also acknowledge by jurard lol😂
@DefinitelyNotIU11 ай бұрын
Call him Jurard T Rexord because he's gonna get the F beaten outta him
@SValeriousY11 ай бұрын
the dinosaur forgot he is challenging a demon lord
@cheetahgabriella11 ай бұрын
In the end he didn't get to beat the allegations of boyfailure :C
@flackenstien11 ай бұрын
This dude's a wiot.
@Fishnberg11 ай бұрын
bros life really do feel like a anime
@generic_guitar_player11 ай бұрын
Jurad like ollie and alter like kaela same war
@TheRealVordox11 ай бұрын
Tempus vs ARMIS? Oh dear.... In Fall guys? OH DEAR. (Do they dare invite Holostars too? OH MY DEAR GOD)!
@blazcraz699211 ай бұрын
I'M ALL IN!!! LET'S GOO. ARMISSSSS ARMY!!!!
@C_Bat7 ай бұрын
T-rex vs Demon Lord, who would win? I think it's pretty clear XD
@russianarji11 ай бұрын
bro folded
@sei917611 ай бұрын
Am I the only one freaking out over how familiar his voice is to a certain vtuber that went on hiatus??? XDDD
@Earl252710 ай бұрын
🤫😏
@FragonoiD9 ай бұрын
It's Lolo 😁
@hirikaravt11 ай бұрын
Holostars EN Wrestling When?
@diaquallo11 ай бұрын
0:34 bruh why
@muhammadilham424510 ай бұрын
The only one who can defeat Altare is his own sister😂😂
@noonajinjin11 ай бұрын
why jurard calling altare with ragus? where is that come from? maybe chat, not problem.
@hombre660411 ай бұрын
it is from the chat 😂 someone said it and he read it
@mouchii_ee11 ай бұрын
Wait....why he sounds like someone that i know??....... Kamiya jyuu sama??
@nekomekoplays11 ай бұрын
Yes
@watzittooya749911 ай бұрын
You're late
@fauxvier851910 ай бұрын
Oh god its selen but male
@MCtinRad11 ай бұрын
cringe king vs cringe king lets goooo
@lidiaaachan409611 ай бұрын
That's why i love Altare, kobo must be proud of her own older brother❤