MBMBaM 434: The Crimes of Grundlewad

Aw DUNK it's time to make it magic at the movies again. Grab your favorite pizza and all your favorite DVDs and come on down to the movies with us, as some of our favorite wizards tally up Grimbleward's crimes.
Suggested talking points: The Boy Who Wasn't In This One, Hard Livin' Jeans, Worldwide Broadcast, Community Dessert, Pizza and a Movie, Boring Ballet, Dream Aquarium

[@lokuzt]

the crimes of Bramblepelt

[@leomonteiroart]

The Crimes of Cromslor

[@aly5320]

@@leomonteiroart the crimes of pinkskidan

[@greyson863]

The Crimes of Pamela Anderson Body Garfield

[@pindebraende]

don't touch the likes. this is where beauty is found - in fleeting moments just like this

[@sweetrios]

30 minutes in before realizing this was the full episode.

[@SmugBagel]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS THE FULL EPISODE

[@falkor5339]

lol i know that feeling too well idk how many full episodes ive watched vs how many animations

[@veteratorvulpes1116]

41 minutes here

[@carlosvarona220]

Me too man

[@courtneymanning8770]

if i could tell the whole world anything it would be "don't go see the bad mcgriddlebump movie, the boy's not even in it"

[@gregboi183]

The boys are back on the only true podcast platform

[@odeliaadam]

I really need a sweater that says "I'm-- I'm a-- a real pizza puppy"

[@dorkusno.2667]

Whaddup other cool babies

[@nickyfray]

Literally any time any of them say Eddie RedMan, I have to go listen to three deep in the window immediately.

[@Rikoshima]

justin in this episode had a PROFOUND impact on the way i speak, the way he says "they're /part/ of it" and "the boy ain't in it!" are earworms that live permanently in my brain

[@Bivkek]

The crumbs of grundlebundle

[@lilacsmile4321]

Today we have been blessed by this unexpected upload

[@holduptolight]

"Yeah it kinda seems like maybe you accidentally did the apocalypse."

[@bentonic4998]

Aw man, cant wait for all my favorite characters to go see some fabulous beasties! Grundlewad, Noot the Scoot, Dunglesnore, joanne terfling's playing all the hits tonight baybeeee

[@duck7781]

They werent making enough off the podcast so they decided to come to this platform for its *reliable monetization*

[@Smell-O-Vision-Citrus]

Fucking sellout cashcows, just imagine how much money they're collecting off of the cool 9 thousand views this video has got!

[@zacharywood9416]

huh

[@adievalavanis]

KZbin upload?? what the hell

[@TehConqueror]

"someone's gonna anyway might as well get them ads"

[@benjaminlquinlan8702]

I can fuck wit dis

[@NunDePlume]

Maybe they're sick of KZbin channels making money off of posting their episodes? Idk, I would be.

[@Wezla]

Yeah this is just smart

[@aurora6992]

yall ok? this aint maximumfun.org

[@feloniousbutterfly]

Sometimes websites that are OP are...... worse

[@tbotalpha8133]

@@feloniousbutterfly Wait what? What has MaximumFun done?

[@pindebraende]

@@tbotalpha8133 probably nothing, they were just trying to make a reference joke

[@pindebraende]

@@tbotalpha8133 probably nothing, they were just trying to make a reference joke

[@bicarbonat1]

@@feloniousbutterfly Peak Freckle

[@raediation3016]

“what would you tell everyone in the world?” USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL!!!!

[@ICHMUSSMALPIPI]

Every single comment is just confused

[@moss_yt]

I looked up Picton Cinemas and the first thing you see when you open their website is a The Crimes Of Grindelbindel movie poster.

[@PsylomeAlpha]

As far as clothes are concerned you need twice as many top-covering clothes as you have bottom-covering clothes. three or four pairs of pants are fine as long as you have enough shirts to make it look like you're just wearing a similarly colored pair of pants.

[@miketipton634]

Was pretty confused when you guys showed up on my subscription list, but I'm happy that you are here.

[@TheNorthwestvids]

This comedy gets me laughing everyday!

[@justaddwater6644]

They’re getting put on KZbin now? Sick

[@swr3603]

i hope they keep doing yt uploads, its a good way for me to track which episodes i've already listened to

[@thomaspalazzolo5902]

The Crimes of Englebert Slaptyback.

[@BatmanuelTheCactus]

Truly, an all-time episode 🤌🏻

[@PsylomeAlpha]

There are places that do the "visible menu" thing, but they're the kind of place where "if you have to ask the price you can't afford to eat here."

[@NunDePlume]

49:01 "Would that change the way you feel about the petting area Griffin? If you just reached in, picked up a starfish and threw it in a deep fryer?"

[@bravetherainbow]

"Hey everybody I know this is weird, but be chill, and go watch The Crimes of Girlsgonewild right now"

[@34Nor]

I hope they do some more youtube uploads. This is great!

[@MakinPeaceWithPieces]

I know literally *nothing* about Fantastic Beasts (or The Crimes of ????) and so, at the time of listening, have no way of knowing which one of these names is canon.

[@elisecode2212]

grindelwald

[@Rorisgay]

27:32 griffin i'd be so pleased to take you to literally ANY japanese restaurant because they fucking LOVE their plastic foods

[@em_birch]

He's been to Japan before, actually.

[@solace019]

Y'all need to edit the Johnny Depp parts boys.

[@starshades3611]

the return!

[@tohomoko5120]

Welcome back guys.

[@acornpockets7244]

"Disgraced piece of garbage shit johnny depp" made my heart real happy

[@GeneSargentArt]

Does it though?

[@screech-screecher536]

This aged poorly

[@genesisfrog]

Is it just me or does Griffin's voice sound weird? Is he feeling under the weather? :(

[@greenspider1621]

I was about to comment the same thing, he actually sounds a lot like their father in this.

[@savannahlevy97]

he got his snozz fixed

[@kevinbabic630]

"Yo, it's God, I'm out," is the meaning of the crucifixion basically

[@racerdgs]

Are they gonna start uploading on KZbin now???

[@XXavierSin-XXs]

WHAT. YES. OKAY.

[@PsylomeAlpha]

Brought to you by The Final Pam: The Final Jeans.

[@tfantasyfan]

thank you for my life mcelroy brothers

[@wonnor53]

Damn... the Johnny Depp comments have not aged well.

[@KrytenKoro]

What, was he suddenly never friends with Polanski?

[@UsotheMarshmallow]

if i could send a message to everyone? the notes E G G B A B E and a story of 7 people who travelled through worlds for a century

[@laurenyork6095]

I've been listening to Balance on repeat for over a year so I'm fairly sure I could grace the world with a beat by beat replay

[@eva-qm8em]

grembliwade

[@benpowell3993]

Grimblrgurbl

[@dudeitscoke]

What's up you cool baby!

[@Lexicon2896]

Mcelboys, please explain?

[@theblacksmudge300]

God the Depp stuff is so good 😂

[@na5794]

“Knock knock” Everyone will wonder who’s there, but the world will never know.

[@boo5860]

holy shit griffin's voice is different

[@monehget]

He's over 30 now

[@CaedusDeorum]

Why the youtube upload all of a sudden?

[@kid14346]

Man it is kind of sad going back listening to them shit all over Johnny Depp in light of the more recent news.

[@birdeynamnam]

Why?

[@birdeynamnam]

@Reader B idk that I believe that. Sounded a lot like him just scrambling for a defense, in my opinion. But I'm not an educated judge, so I'll wait to hear the results of the case.

[@PerfectAgent]

Missed you guys!

[@nigelbaboolal5072]

best parental advisory ever?

[@TakkuriHimare]

Oof the hate on Johnny depp did NOT age so well, huh fellas.

[@KrytenKoro]

What, did he suddenly never have been friends with Polanski?

[@listofromantics]

Um... What's goin' on, Brothers???

[@pindebraende]

November 2018 and they still haven't fixed the spaces in between the two Bs, the two Ts, and the top M and the lower Y. I am waiting.

[@aabattery2095]

"the boy who does not appear" sir not to be mentioned in this film

[@BananaMike780]

the johnny depp bit aged like milk

[@steviedraws2770]

Yeah, poor grumbeldun..

[@KrytenKoro]

What, was he not actually friends with polansky the whole time?

[@steviedraws2770]

@@KrytenKoro IDK about that, I think they were talking about the Amber Heard thing though.

[@joshuasell9607]

Yeah aged very badly

[@ellieholloway8974]

Right like I didn’t listen to this episode before the airing of Horton Hears a Horrid Bitch Named Amber Heard and I was super fucked up for a minute thinking the mcelroys were actually unwoke. Terrified

[@Thiollier_1]

14:58 "Lend me your energy!"

[@scodge3317]

Griffen’s comments on Johnny Depp aged miserably :(

[@elisecode2212]

yes you can want to be a ballerina and not always love it. i want to be a designer more than anything but i don't like much of the process but the finished piece is worth it.

[@Blastoisekoopa]

Important note: buttercupisaverygoodgirl.com is an actual site and you won’t regret visiting it

[@level43aipom28]

what they're not gonna explain kenan and kel????

[@kieransmall-moxie4293]

nearly jumped out of my skin at the end when the guy sounds like he's talking directly to me, kieran

[@zanehornich518]

Nice

[@misterkingdom3571]

This was a good one.

[@nickatwork]

trying to finally get some of that youtube revenue

[@teralyri]

Upload?

[@charcole2653]

any cool babies out there?

[@papachrist200]

Oh lord, the Johnny Depp comments aged so badly

[@KrytenKoro]

What, was he suddenly never friends with Polanski?

[@vinianein9767]

Ah yes, the okay beasts and the crimes of GrundyWundy

[@jack_rabbit]

maybe one of their best bits

[@189pac]

Sitting here in 2022 thinking “damn, that Johnny Depp stuff didn’t age well” 😂😂😂

[@abramnotabraham2253]

Absolutely wild looking back now, knowing Rowling is the shit-eater, and Depp isn't.

[@turtlezinthesky]

I went to see it with my potterhead friends, and they said they loved it :/

[@birdeynamnam]

Ugh, im a huge potterhead... but the new movies are just not good

[@FreelancerLA]

Is Griffin going through second-puberty? His voice seems so different.

[@terribletelevision6980]

I’m Johnny Depp and I will see you in COURT

[@bmmbooshoot]

ooh Griffin goin hard on Johny Depp didn't age well, I guess

[@birdeynamnam]

??

[@812558]

@@birdeynamnam Basically Amber Heard came out accusing him of domestic abuse...and then later it came out that, not only did she lie about the abuse, she was abusing him the whole time.

[@KrytenKoro]

@@812558 that's not what happened, but kay. Plus, he's still a defender of polanski

[@damien_strix]

Does this mean what I think it means?

[@Indigooey]

What do you think it means?

[@ItTakesTwoReviews]

It's what it means

[@lokuzt]

as a former cool baby, I appreciate the intro

[@Juno_Verse_]

My boys out here trinna get some of that tasty ad revenue

[@Google-Account12]

A W h o l e E p i s o d e ? ?

[@steampunkerella]

uh rad

[@nora_adora]

Sunday Without God is an anime.

[@misterkingdom3571]

I don’t know why ‘so help me god’ ended me. 45:28

[@symonsays8559]

Fuckin lit, I haven't been able to download any podcasts on Play Music cause I need Wi-Fi to do so (haven't installed Wi-Fi in my house yet), but I can download this bih on 4G. 😏

[@winnerdiego4562]

Cool babies

[@disky01]

Justin is absolutely right. Beakman was far superior to Bill Nye.

[@cambriakilgannon12]

Attababyeatsaboy

[@cambriakilgannon12]

I FUCKING FOUND OUT WHERE THATS FROM IT'S A COLLECT CALL COMMERCIAL WEHADABABYITSABOY

[@ConSolo29]

oh fuck i thought this was a highlight lmao

[@Luke-mi6gb]

Think the brothers are ever going to apologize to Johnny?

[@KrytenKoro]

For what?

[@Luke-mi6gb]

For calling him a disgraced piece of shit on more than one occasion when he didn't do anything.

[@kurtderpinheimer3539]

Hearing them talk so bad about Johnny Depp hits different in 2022 after the trial.

[@rajavlitra]

Atrocities of Dumbledore

[@PsylomeAlpha]

the grimes of grundlepants.

[@expiredzoos8284]

the god voice should say 'im going to kill the person u secretly love if u dont just tell them in the next 15 minutes' then everybody falls in love or kills themselves

[@noahmiller8738]

36:11 end of Money-Zone

[@wolfensteinvernichtung332]

Was there another Johnny Depp scandal I wasn't aware of, or did them ragging on the guy just not age well because the whole thing hadn't blown up yet? Because Griff really lets him have it for a minute, but other than the usual famous person douchery I don't really know of him being that awful, or in his words a "disgraced shithead."

[@LaneyEP]

The Grimes of Crumblestain

[@gnome_farmer]

Johnny depp has been vindicated.

[@KrytenKoro]

No he hasn't lol