"Man creates goose, goose delays man, God kills man, goose kills God... Gun-goose eats God, women rule the world."
@AuDHDarling6 жыл бұрын
It's exciting to read the comments before listening to the video
@Goatbeez2 жыл бұрын
This is lovely 🌹
@2goblinsinatrenchcoat4 ай бұрын
The only gay agenda I’ll accept
@alpacacheese5036 жыл бұрын
Me listening to the opener: M NIGHT SHYMALAN WROTE STUART LITTLE???
@keaton51016 жыл бұрын
god my favorite part of mbmbam is the part where they say the names of celebrities ive never heard of
@cassun6034 жыл бұрын
Half of the episodes are spent looking up people who aren't the cast of Psych because I know the entire cast of Psych it's my favorite show.
@lapoguido86723 жыл бұрын
The best part is when I'm not sure whether it's a US public figure or someone they just made up.
@0BucketMask06 жыл бұрын
When I first started taking showers at age 7 I would mix equal parts body wash, shampoo, and conditioner and then just wash everything at once. It didn't work very well, but it smelled good.
@t.m.gacutan55234 жыл бұрын
ur brain at 7 is so much more powerful than mine ever will be
@0BucketMask04 жыл бұрын
@@t.m.gacutan5523 lmao
@infinikki2 жыл бұрын
I cant believe it takes humans 7 years just to be able to wash themselves (and that's still usually with an adult nearby if needed). We as a species are so weak wtf
@thecobaltfox6 жыл бұрын
My sanity thanks you for bleeping out Alexa.
@mitkitty6 жыл бұрын
JUSTIN DOESNT KNOW WHAT DRAIN COVERS ARE??? WHAT???
@reznoire6 жыл бұрын
Justin channeling his inner Dan Ryckert
@dragamation32666 жыл бұрын
holy shit this is hilarious
@LeeaGalaxies5 жыл бұрын
24:16 I know that the beeped word is Alexa. I know this in my heart. But damn did my Brain immediately take that beep and out the worst thing in its place
@leahl50072 жыл бұрын
If you have a goose problem just set off a couple firecrackers to startle the geese. That’s a common solution. Important Note: Do not aim the firecrackers AT THE GEESE. It’s the noise that causes them to fly away.
@mrzoohasaninn6 жыл бұрын
I think what's weirder than M Night Shyamalan writing She's All That is the idea that he lied about ghostwriting that movie, which is so wild. What is the point?
@Godoflegos6 жыл бұрын
I knew at the time that Fleming has written most of it, so I had this weird moment where I couldn't tell if Justin had just become a master at fabricating stories and making them sound like they were true.
@mrzoohasaninn6 жыл бұрын
@@Godoflegos Apparently Shyamalan did claim this at one point but then Fleming claimed it did not happen. Which like, of all the movies to try to claim, why the fuck that one? It's all so weird. Regardless, when you look up She's All That, it gets listed with Shyamalan's other movies now.
@tylermcmanus67584 жыл бұрын
“And with my porcelain china doll skin” Dead.
@chrislaf4 жыл бұрын
The whole thing about washing dishes, and drain covers is like the "YOU HAVE UNO ON YOUR XBOX" thing and I love it
@LaNoLaCola6 жыл бұрын
Justin’s secret shower sauce must be a family recipe
@sapphic_sophie6 жыл бұрын
The OG water?
@Thunderbird1483 жыл бұрын
"It's like truck nuts, but for my best friend." Thanks griffin.
@bravetherainbow6 жыл бұрын
Justin invented a for-profit commune. Great.
@Saccillia6 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I forget the "don't follow any of the brother's advice" bit. So I make concerned comments and become a fool.. Oops 21:36 please don't use dish soap on your body. It is a harsher soap than hand soap, ment to rid grease. It will strip your skin of oils and dry out your skin. AND DON'T EVEN LOOK AT THE DETERGENT THAT SHIZ WILL DISSOLVE YOUR SKIN IF USED FOR BATHING. --sincerely, a concerned sensitive skin person
@MsQjoe4 жыл бұрын
As someone who occasionally has to deal with super greasy machine parts....sometimes you gotta just bite the bullet and scrub with dishsoap
@k.a.u.45994 жыл бұрын
sometime the goofs lead to me learning things in the comments. You're fine :)
@BeIlG6 жыл бұрын
FUn episode! Pleasantly surprised with Bridget Lancaster on too! She is lovely! Watch ATK all the time
@tckrasnai4 жыл бұрын
Looking back on this, I wonder how Justin feels about the first question now, in 2020, as a proud woodworker.
@supercres6 жыл бұрын
Get that delight of a first asker some burn cream
@AceAttorny6 жыл бұрын
my favorite character in Glass is the alien from Signs that walks past the birthday party like eeEEEYOOoop
@cutemess964 жыл бұрын
The fact that the McElroy brothers wanted to create and all-in-one proves that they’re straight men
@perrilewis1805 жыл бұрын
Marie Kondo was a shrine maiden. She probably has sealing magic.
@slashharkiri45816 жыл бұрын
Those chainmail Gloves are fantastic for making you feel great while cooking, as i found out while working at a butchery. chainmail in general makes you feel fantastic, as i found out by making the stuff. plus if you want to excercise, the added spread-out weight really helps while jogging without being unbearable
@Taurusus6 жыл бұрын
Rob Schneider Is - Doose Guck: Gettin' Down Rated PG-13 for fowl language. C'mon guys, it was right there the whole time.
@eiragwen6 жыл бұрын
Isn't the hand soap issue more that when you go to the sink to wash your hands you would need to retrieve it from the shower? >.>
@linkerbm5 жыл бұрын
As someone from Vermont, I can confirm, cheese does hang from the trees up here.
@thatonegirlthatcanneversleep4 жыл бұрын
I love how hard they razzed MidNight Shamalan.
@leahl50072 жыл бұрын
Dude Archibald is awesome, he’s like the beast of the party!
@nkfjgheogn6 жыл бұрын
This Shyamalan discussion is long overdue
@dargonthedrgn14246 жыл бұрын
i was doing dishes while watching this and it was magical
@TheMrVengeance4 жыл бұрын
Speaking of "Life finds a way"; I'd absolutely go for a Jeff Goldblum android.
@medeajerdana6 жыл бұрын
My answer to the robot eye was Zoe Wanamaker or Tilda Swinton and when Griffin said Tilda Swinton so quickly I was like YES
@froggybibi5 жыл бұрын
i love when travis or justin say smthn innocuous & griffin shouts his response 4 no reason
@WaitinInAmber2 жыл бұрын
Justin not knowing about sink plug is iconic 😂😂
@gdavidgrana11 ай бұрын
This is probably my favorite celebrity guestpert segment.
@anluzdom60864 жыл бұрын
Now in 2020 i can say griffin should have invested in that suit of armour.
@Gamefandan24 жыл бұрын
is it just me or is this the funniest episode of all time
@sarahwatts71524 жыл бұрын
Six word Hemmingway-style story: Canine anus winking, pickup now mandatory.
@alenbacco76134 жыл бұрын
I want to remake the gray but this time really focus on the wolf fight. I'll call it wolf blitzer
@dragamation32666 жыл бұрын
No matter what shamalamadingdong makes, I will never forgive him for soiling Avatar the last airbender with a live action film. Some animated things DO NOT NEED ADAPTATIONS
@lorendaemon79455 жыл бұрын
Nicholas Housewright That's made by the creators though, I have....hopes?
@seamuspautz75326 жыл бұрын
Become the Muenster, amiright?
@drago15145 жыл бұрын
I felt so fucking horrible eating a microwave dinner at 11pm listening to this
@RoxisFantasies6 жыл бұрын
I fell asleep listening to this so I was trying to figure out where I was and I was scrubbing and just hear Justin yell "the butthole" and I wasn't sure on the contest and let me tell you...that's an experience
@majiira5 жыл бұрын
this whole episode is hilarious
@juleslee14362 жыл бұрын
End of Moneyzone: 30:54
@PLEASE_USE_POP_FILTERS5 жыл бұрын
Okay, but, I'm new to listening to all three of the brothers, and honestly, the part where it's just Justin and Travis talking to each other just sounds like one of the two talking to their self because they sound identical to me, lol.
@scruffulon5 жыл бұрын
It took me a long time too! Travis has a bit higher pitch and is usually better at keeping a straight face, Justin has a tiny bit more of a southern accent.
@mitkitty6 жыл бұрын
5:40 "wHAAAT?"
@MintyFreshCupcakes5 жыл бұрын
The happening was filmed in my town and M.Night Shamalan lives near me!!
@outistynnanyt51534 жыл бұрын
The answer for the android is clearly Stephen Fry. Voice is soothing, but won't be annoying for long term
@thatguy5504 жыл бұрын
still blown away that people live in west virginia.
@koda51733 жыл бұрын
i do not know any celebrity names so that whole robot butler bit for me is just a list of funny names
@cupcake_kid01294 жыл бұрын
My floaty eye butler would have the voice and personality of Sir Patrick Stewart, I feel like he is a very versatile personality being both serious and funny👍🏻 second choice Bill Hader
@CarnSarnit6 жыл бұрын
I like ATK's youtube channel; was totally not expecting the guest appearance!
@mors_ontologica_92426 жыл бұрын
I feel like Justin was still kinda riding Griffin's speech about plutonium and immediately just got it in his brain that something with a name like glycerin just had to be some kind of volatile chemical, hah.
God imagine if the eye in your house was Marie Kondo. That would be my personal hell.
@thaddeusdeosdevradyin87035 жыл бұрын
I'm beginning to think I'm the only person who actually liked "The Happening"...
@cassun6034 жыл бұрын
You thought right.
@TheNosnets4 жыл бұрын
I'm very disappointed in the boys for: 1. proposing dish/hand soap is a good alternative to body soap. 2. Not understand how to plug a sink.
@versebuchanan5122 жыл бұрын
I will say this- not ALL soap is interchangeable. I once, in the middle of moving and while staying in an empty place with virtually no supplies, I DID wash my hair with dish soap. When that shit says it is tough on grease and oil, it MEANS it. My hair was like straw. It was not good.
@evanleclair17414 жыл бұрын
i saw the likes were at 999. I knew what I had to do
@k.a.u.45994 жыл бұрын
Rosie O'Donnell is a fantastic pull but let's talk about Jeff Goldblum for the android and Nichelle Nichols as a floating eye. Greg Proops would also be quite good because it would keep you updated on the news in a liberal, scathing, proactive way - and it would choose better music than you.
@DoctorDisasterDracula6 жыл бұрын
....... I don't want, and will never want anything described as "Shower Sauce". Reminds of me the phrase I made up, "Sin Sauce". It's exactly what you think it is.
@biddyfox6 жыл бұрын
cum
@fern55054 жыл бұрын
@biddy fox thanks.
@Uncle-Jay2 жыл бұрын
Geese are real problematic in my area during the spring and summer. And in general, they have bad attitudes as well. I remember some geese walking out in front of my truck and then they just stopped. They didn't even finish walking across. So I wait and when they aren't moving, I honk my horn at them, they respond by honking back. I ended up having to just ever so slowly move ahead finally chasing them out of the street.
@Uncle-Jay2 жыл бұрын
Anyways, yeah, I used to work in a ship yard and maintenance had a job that involved finding all seagull and geese nests and destroying them. So I would imagine if a company wanted geese gone, I could see them being killed.
@EMETRL6 жыл бұрын
*El Zilcho*
@spinosaurus20016 жыл бұрын
canus
@biggestronald6 жыл бұрын
Okay very new to this channel where do I even start
@scruffulon5 жыл бұрын
Either the beginning or the newest one
@kropotkinnie4 жыл бұрын
Anywhere you want! They don't need any order. I just pick whichever ones seem the funniest by title, ngl.
@risipieces2 жыл бұрын
54:06
@vocalyxeky5 жыл бұрын
Listened to this at like 3 am over winter break which was a bad fucking idea because I am wide awake in disgust from the soap segment
@sophiacarpenter75865 жыл бұрын
had to skip the beginning because i was really afraid they were going to talk about james mcavoy who scares the living shit out of me for a few reasons and also out of shame for cyber bullying him for his performance in split
@IFalling_CHERRY_BOY6 жыл бұрын
5:40
@leahl50072 жыл бұрын
You can’t clothe that which has no shame -Jesus’s Puppy Dog probably
@sapphic_sophie6 жыл бұрын
modren
@lCYU814 жыл бұрын
Doose Guck: Male Gigolo
@UAintDeletingThis16 жыл бұрын
And Life
@lupyleaf20655 жыл бұрын
What did they,, bleep out
@Anafyral6666 жыл бұрын
Charjuniourie
@k.a.u.45993 жыл бұрын
DREW BARRYMORE
@jonahby6 жыл бұрын
HEY I'M EARLY
@woebegone_kenobi5 жыл бұрын
The thing that I unfortunately learned from this episode is that the boys here do not understand how to properly take care of their hair and body. 3 in 1 body cleaner goos are awful for your hair my men PLEASE stop this vafoonerery at once dear lord in heaven below I swear