MBMBaM 469: Face 2 Face: The DEEP Pepperoni

We’re heading back from book tour, making this the perfect time for us to deploy our recent live show from lovely, soggy Indianapolis. Join us for discussions on Real Life Vape Dads, and see Justin and Travis fuse into a hive mind while discussing practical pepperoni applications.

[@RobbyGAMEZ]

I’ll never forget Clint walking out and drinking in the Father’s Day applause for like 5 minutes before his sons mobbed him with hugs. It was a fantastic show

[@user-sg6ww7ts6n]

the riddle me piss like.... gave me a cramp

[@lavender_evie]

RRRRRrrrrIiiddDdddDLLLLEEEE MMMMEEE PIIISSSSSS!

[@stefanalexanderlungu1503]

I legit thought the answer was that the man died

[@theversusverses]

Griffin out here acting like they haven't been sponsored by Extreme Restraints for a very, very, very long period of their podcast history

[@Pheep5671]

We gotta get this to 69 likes

[@thomaspalazzolo5902]

Well great cloud-asker, now I'm picturing a strong wind scattering dandelion-esque seedlings from Travis' beard. They'll then find purchase in loamy soil, grow, open their tiny eyes, and say RRRRIDDLE ME PISTIL!

[@masterofthetear8138]

*ineffective manhole cover*

[@aly2833]

Somewhere in Huntington west virginia clint mcelroy screamed ineffective manhole cover and no one knows why

[@KadenRenz]

The riddle me piss answer reminded me of the bit in Scott pilgrim where Lucas Lee is like "tell that to. The cleaning lady on Monday"

[@bran5932]

you mean Todd Ingram, being vegan just makes you better than most people.

[@KadenRenz]

@@bran5932 dammit! I always mix up Lucas and todd

[@FSEThompson]

Legit advice: tell the twins you'll reveal which was born first on their 18th birthday. That way they grow up without having that as a weapon against each other but also they won't end up as adults who don't know a Basic Fact about their birth. Also then it becomes like a fun destiny ceremony you can build up to and like have a scroll that you unroll to announce the oldest twin

[@flairhayden]

I've been waiting so long for this to be uploaded. This was a... wild show. The pre-show entertainment was as good as the show itself.

[@heliveruscalion9124]

I would love to hear what the pre-show was

[@milessaxton]

I just adore The laugh at 30:00, Just had to say it.

[@angst_]

Griffin, you can't keep introducing yourself as "30 under 30". You're 32. Or, you know, keep doing it; just know that we know.

[@jackroberts2704]

He's finally put it to rest...for now

[@babajugjug995]

@@jackroberts2704 it’s back loool

[@xxGemmaGORExx]

One day I'll travel all the way from Scotland to see you lot ♡♡

[@marshallhorton1216]

Hey bros, love your shit. It never stinks. Where can I listen to your content so that you make the most money? Can I just play your episodes on 15 different sources at once?

[@allig.2709]

Download their episodes on podcasting/music apps and share the show around. Outside of donations to maxfun, exposure is the best way to help them and downloading the show boosts their presence on whichever app you happen to use. You if really want to go for it, download multiple times from different platforms.

[@arcturus8896]

"love your shit. It never stinks." *Marshall Horton 2019*

[@Jonbutter]

i'll never get tired of hearing about the time the dmb bus dumped their waste on a tour boat

[@dorothypetite5259]

25:10 is the mustard bit

[@GrypphixWintr]

i'm so glad i got to go see this live; it was a really great show! caution for mentions of animal death around 53:20 if anyone's sensitive to that since it was kind of shocking to hear at the show;;; rest of it's fantastic though!

[@josiahharrison9843]

lmao

[@wompadillœ]

54:08 MINERVA??

[@noahatlas5240]

this is SO GOOD thank you

[@wweshow2]

I was there and will never forget. Thank you bois.

[@chase9450]

something about griffin forgetting about asexual reproduction for a whole like 20 minutes is very surreal

[@Anafyral666]

Damn it I was just thinking of asking about my dad vaping

[@dia8183]

i can tell just from the title that this is gonna be a good one

[@MissLexiMarie]

I’ll never get over how the sex shop worker doesn’t want people to laugh. It’s sex- it’s often an uncomfortable topic. Laughter is how we get comfortable!

[@BrunisPistol]

Right?? Whip out the bigger one and make them laugh more. We don't need more shame around sexuality

[@aamberrosee]

yesss!!! i loved seeing yall in indy!! 💖

[@JSON1C]

oh boy, boys

[@risipieces]

“wait wait wait is this a dry fettuccine situation?”

[@LaNoLaCola]

Face 2 Face: We’re in some DEEP DISH

[@zareklordofthefries7858]

469 N I C E

[@christopherartadi2899]

What got bleeped....?

[@Pixlriffs]

From context I think it was just a TV/movie spoiler

[@mitkitty]

Im assuming someone dying in Endgame or whatever?

[@myths_and_Legend]

1:03:50 huh... Well thats massive.

[@megalomaniacalHalide]

"It can't get much worse out there!" You had to say it, hunh Griffin?

[@hotanubis3661]

the cloud bit may be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard in my life

[@FSEThompson]

the fact that the problem griffin identified with a pepperoni yarmulke is that it'd smell weird and not that pepperoni is.... pork....

[@dorothypetite5259]

26:50 is the bury gun bit

[@putridtortilla6285]

dorothy petite THANK YOI

[@aly2833]

Please tell me the sex snake shop was called "monty pythons mounted pythons"

[@spam7149]

*nice*

[@caman225]

That cloud shit was painful

[@twistysunshine]

This haunted doll watch is so fucking... So fucking deeply wrong. Truly incredible

[@leahl5007]

POSSOM RESPEC

[@dumbalek6001]

OK but the riddle me piss thing sounds like Theres this game and i don't know an english title, but the point is you get a one vague sentence and you have to ask the cardholder yes/no questions to figure out how the person in the sentence died/had an accident? So its a cool game, its just why would anyone post it as a riddle out of context is what baffles me.

[@dumbalek6001]

Ok the game is called dark stories or black stories (I've seen two versions)

[@alacnaythegreat1054]

I know them as lateral thinking puzzles

[@dumbalek6001]

@@alacnaythegreat1054 yeah i dont mean a general name, there is a specific game with like. Cards and specific stories and stuff

[@leahl5007]

DUCK RESPEC

[@lunabellsprout]

mmmm Tastey

[@noahross2773]

Please stop calling me a cool baby it makes my skin crawl

[@punishedgwynie]

>tfw you've lived in safe neighbourhoods your whole life so you don't understand needing a gun to protect the lives of you and your loved ones Where I came from junkies shooting up, committing a hot burglary, and killing any occupants was pretty common. Happened to my dad and I twice, but I'm glad you are so against our right to defend ourselves that you wouldn't mind if we couldn't anymore. I missed when you were apolitical.

[@coolthinghere6853]

theyre clearly bashing the people who are shitty about their guns here dude. the sorts who dont take owning a weapon that can brutally injure and kill a person in a second flat from across a parking lot serriously. the people who think taking assault weapons to mcdonalds and other places where small children are about, as if they are peacocks and the loaded weapons are their flamboyant tails and not something everyone will, rightfully, see as a threat waiting to pounce once they see a person they dont like! grow up

[@chase9450]

theyre referring to old, white, racist country men that think controlling their daughters lives and threatening ppl with their gun for no reason is a good thing, that was extremely explicit in this episode, not everything is about your experience in life

[@BrunisPistol]

They were literally joking on a shirt about somone who brandished their gun at their daughter's potential partners. Nothing about home defence. They are joking on people who misuse guns, not just anyone that owns one. Your defensiveness is very misplaced here friend.

[@Lisa-pn3fm]

Wait is that the racist tee shirt they keep talking about? The gun one? How is that racist? Everyone loves guns. After all, society has been shaped and influenced by war for millennia. No but in all seriousness I knew the brothers were like that, but they never usually pander to it this hard jeez (and I don’t like guns either, for the record, I just recognize pandering when I hear it).

[@Thomas-dk6fr]

i don't think they said the racist one out loud, because it was probs, you know, racist. the gun one was really sexist tho, and still gross.

[@Lisa-pn3fm]

Thomas Olds what do you mean by gross? Like was it slimy? Was it like, naughty, dirty? Cuz that’s what normal people use the word gross for, and I don’t remember anything like that being mentioned.

[@Thomas-dk6fr]

@@Lisa-pn3fm the joke that the gun shirt was making was that the persons daughter was seeing someone, and so the shirt owner was going to shoot them. gross is often used for bad things in general, as in "thinking that someone has control over their daughters dating life is gross" if you've never heard that usage of gross, well im glad i could help you learn something!

[@Lisa-pn3fm]

Thomas Olds yes but your usage of the word gross implies that what you’re saying is an objective statement of fact. Whereas it could be argued that, excluding the gun bit because it’s obviously just a joke, a father wanting to know who their daughter is dating and keep them away from bad influences is simply concerned for their well being.

[@Thomas-dk6fr]

​@@Lisa-pn3fm that is a charitable way of looking at it. for me, because the joke reads "sure you can date my daughter, just lemme finish polishing my gun..." it feels more possessive. it's a blanket joke about how the person wearing the shirt doesn't want anyone dating their daughter, and while it it a joke, you can tell so much about someone from their humour. for me, it makes me think the person wearing the shirt feels like they own their daughter's life, and it immediately brings to mind dowries and the practice of marrying girls off as if they were possessions. it also (in my opinion) infantilises the wearers daughter. if she's old enough to date, then she's old enough to make decisions about who to date. a better version of the joke, to me, would be like "my daughter can date who she wants, but remember that i have a gun and a shovel", or something similar.

[@thecmcaplan585]

I'm a quadruplet, and I've known for years that I was born first. I can testify from first hand experience that YOU CANNOT TELL THOSE TWINS. DON'T DO IT!!

[@kayEnt3rtainm3nt]

I feel like you have stories that I'd like to hear.

[@thecmcaplan585]

@@kayEnt3rtainm3nt Imagine Game of Thrones in one suburban household

[@kayEnt3rtainm3nt]

@@thecmcaplan585 Incest and dragons? I haven't seen GoT, just heard snippets from people who have HBO or pirates.

[@janesmith1840]

@@kayEnt3rtainm3nt There's also quite a bit of nudity

[@SVDassassin]

Anyone else absolutely love comically loud laugh guy in the audience??

[@t.a.hargrove1212]

WaywardAnus thank you.

[@ohnoagremlin]

that guy makes me laugh every time, good laugh

[@goonsdirge3464]

BIG fan of whoever's guffawing in the front

[@Dabednego]

They're the real hero

[@brookebleazard73]

"ineffective manhole cover" was the weirdest most in the drift shit

[@janesmith1840]

unironically one of the most amazing things i've ever seen

[@ToyKnives]

1:03:32 I love when they ask if they’ve helped and the audiences members are just like “nah”

[@polk-e-dot8177]

"thats whats wrong with america, we don't even make our own voodoo dolls." Travis for president 2020

[@polk-e-dot8177]

or justin... listened to 300 hours of them speak and i still cant tell the diff between travis and justins voice...

[@leomonteiroart]

Make America Haunted Again

[@grace25g]

Finally!! This show was so incredible live, I’m so excited to listen back to it

[@designate_om]

have been on several tour buses, can confirm the no-shitting rule is pretty much universal

[@chimeratriplett2319]

goatisdemen Why so many tour bus rides?

[@designate_om]

​@@chimeratriplett2319 growing up with musician parents + roadie work

[@carolinemckee7009]

A bit disappointed they didn't suggest pepperoni roles. Also, deep pepperoni made me think of Papa John's pizza with the pepperoni that forms a deep pool of grease within itself.

[@SamanthaGirlScout]

Was that a censor beep???

[@shawnaeatscats]

I wanna know what got bleeped :(

[@TheNitpickChick]

@@shawnaeatscats Pretty sure it was a spoiler for something. Sounded like it was something like "********* dies."

[@CraigMetalHead]

... wait. What was that about British pudding? I'm British, have I been doing it wrong?

[@madeofmarble8514]

American pudding is sort of like what you call custard.

[@Anafyral666]

British pudding is cake-esque and also everything else

[@Ends_Of_Invention]

US "pudding" is a specific kind of dessert (like chocolate custard I think?). British "pudding" is a synonym for "dessert" (e.g "When you've had your main course you can have pudding").

[@raimarulightning]

Yeah, as a dual citizen, it confused me for a long time too.

[@edwardhill3410]

19:41 was some SHIT

[@leahl5007]

My boyfriend likes to strap me down for long periods of time. I used to think it was strange, but MBMBaM taught that my boyfriend must secretly be practicing for a dental hygienist job! Wow! Thanks Advice Show MBMBaM!

[@JSON1C]

there's so much to unpack in this title

[@spark-e]

Riddle me piss: 5:48

[@dabrofish]

just me or was Griffin kind of a control freak this ep

[@angst_]

I would think that since it was a live show they had a tighter schedule then usual. They have to keep it moving and not just talk about poop for an hour because they won't be able to cut that out of the edit!