MBMBaM 479: Face 2 Face: A Spectral, Horny Build-A-Bear

This live show, from our recent tour stop in Pittsburgh, will probably go down in history as “the one where we unknowingly distributed 100 KFC Doughnut Chicken Sandwiches to our audience, who, for some reason did not instantly turn against us.” We like to think of it … well, we don’t like to think of it. We did an unconscionable thing to you, our dear, dear listeners.

[@kls0110]

I really want there to be a Jastin, Tarvis and Gorffin pin now

[@Esskay2186]

hearing $68 was maybe the most frustrating reveal I've experienced in my life

[@settime2032]

SKay21 i couldn’t tell if it was too much or too little

[@samanthaweps4215]

It's not fucking $69.

[@katac7286]

i’m so glad pittsburgh is going down as one of the wildest, horniest live shows

[@WTFA54]

FINALLY THE PITTSBURGH SHOW

[@do-nothingbear9474]

As it was always meant to be

[@mackfreed2499]

it literally was one of the most wild shows ever

[@brooklyn9923]

Lmao I'm really glad I didnt end up going because my parents would have been there and it would not have been appreciated fjfjjf

[@WH1MS1]

i would just like it to be known that i went to this show and did NOT eat the sandwich

[@Etank800]

Grats on exiting the venue with your humanity intact

[@misterbranches4362]

They ran out of the sandwiches before you got to the merch stand, huh?

[@LOLTOSANIME]

The RESTRAINT!

[@altoclef4989]

paige thumbcramps?

[@chapmania4754]

The caveman ghost shit just reinforced my theory about what Big Foot TRULY is: the ghost of WICKED TALL cavemen

[@miaschannelforcommenting]

this is the wildest take ive ever fuckin heard and it may be the sauv talking but i think its goddamn brilliant

[@FSEThompson]

DUDE THAT WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT WHEN THEY MENTIONED CAVEMAN GHOSTS..... Spectral Sasquatch Squad....

[@faroshscale]

Barclay would disagree

[@LeNefariousLadyBones]

hhhhoooOOLLYY SHITTT

[@arglebargle23fnord]

this is some goddang Hellier nonsense shenanigan synchronicity right here

[@carolinemckee7009]

"They had a special deal: Buy 3, get 97 free"

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Buy if you buy 4 then fuck off

[@sadierift1201]

LoL

[@infernofive]

holy shit that lemon yahoo... could it be? could it be the very same yahoo user???

[@ianwhitsitt8189]

I usually don't love the "let's shit on Travis" stuff, but Griffin absolutely losing it at Travis' death-by-question-asker at 52:28 was amazing

[@nbnw3197]

I can't imagine anyone is curious about this, but just in case - lemons just straight up rot like all other fruit.

[@froggybibi]

it depends, if you leave them in the fridge they shrivel up into nothing like described

[@vee8101]

It depends, how excited are they

[@shizucheese]

If ever there was a Live Show episode where I wish there was video....

[@scj8863]

The "i wanna munch" SQUAD!!!!!! was so powerful. So damn powerful

[@NinaMouse11]

I can't wait to listen to Griffon's Good Ska Band.

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

This reads very differently before you hear that part of the podcast.

[@alissaharris37]

Griffin's Good Ska Bois

[@pikapuffin368]

He should get BDG in on that. Or vice versa.

[@prettyshinyspaghetti8332]

54:34 I love the audience warning Justin. It's so wholesome

[@skepsiez]

Love the mayor guy at the end who is a mayor and also a bartender and seems very distraught about being the mayor

[@scott8919]

Loved this episode, but wish there wasn't so many cuts, particularly when the audience laughed. Part of the fun of a live show is listening to them too.

[@AgsmaJustAgsma]

"Hack me up a burger, yum yum!" -Griffin McElroy, 2019.

[@ThePoltergust5000]

When I was in high school my excuse every time I was late for class was "I got held up.". Usually worked because the teacher doesn't want to spend any longer talking about it than you do

[@prettyshinyspaghetti8332]

33:02 Greg: the fastest growing army on the Internet

[@StormBurnX]

prettyshinyspaghetti You are truly greg

[@calypso4533]

we are the greg eaters

[@Ava-ce6pb]

I went to the show and it was probably THE wildest episode

[@MK-moth]

Does anyone else think that Paul sounds very much like Clint

[@dualitysDownfall]

it crossed my mind

[@courtneychristine6357]

tour dad

[@EyreKneeSA]

Are you guys going to start making videos of the live shows since you're using your KZbin channel now? It'd be great and really appreciated, if it isn't too much extra work.

[@Bellerrzz]

i planned a trip to pittsburgh a month and a half before the liveshow, completely forgot the liveshow was happening until the night before the trip, then remembered pittsburgh was one of the first shows to sell out..... cant believe i missed the sandwiches.

[@DannoHung]

Please let there be video of the badwich being eaten.

[@brody2k]

There are pictures on r/mbmbam iirc, can't confirm video though.

[@thomaspalazzolo5902]

That not bad lasagna question sounds like a lyric from Weird Al's Alberquerque.

[@pikapuffin368]

Two bananas are keeping watch. One says to the other, "Keep your eyes peeled."

[@mechamenchi]

I'm the one in the front row, that you can hear at 54:35, yelling, "Justin No!". I'm just really glad I could help stop one person from taking another bite of these bad bad donuts.

[@isabellarussell4407]

That is a glorious detail, thank you

[@sofalint2905]

34:50 a placeholder for my favorite part(s) 01:02:29

[@bee_doug]

Yes!! I needed this pick me up.

[@luckylucii262]

The horny necklace ghosts are literally the main plot device of Yugioh with the yamis what the hell

[@Esskay2186]

15:25 I had to listen to this doozy twice to keep up with it lol

[@oliviacarr6986]

WAIT. I had a teacher who had an old hard orange that was on constant display in his classroom. What is it with old hard fruit with teachers?!?

[@ThatOneIrishFurry]

Ah yes Pittsburgh the furry capital

[@Envy_Dragon]

Technolocic if there's one thing furries love more than brightly decorated wolf characters, it's donut chicken sandwiches.

[@twistysunshine]

Truly incredible series of bits in here

[@Paprika_Blues]

Jasten, Tarvis and Gorfin!

[@tinywitchfrogs_]

face 2 face episodes are so much fun

[@mitkitty]

genuinely my fave type of episodes-excellent to listen to while working bc you always know you're getting a wet and wild ep

[@tinywitchfrogs_]

@@mitkitty oh absolutely !

[@Slop_Dogg]

no

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

Ben at the end was my favorite part. Like, he could just buy a Mayor sash, but the details just spiraled.

[@Killatonicus]

This episode and "Frito Hard" are two of my favorites. I always laugh at Paul's "they will be free with purchase, or without purchase; just get them the fuck out of this building."

[@blacktearsforshow]

GOD I LOVE HAUNTED DOLL WATCH

[@XCAltoona]

ENUFF Z'NUFF HOLY SHIT I love these bands and their names.

[@greeensouls9]

cant wait to see pictures

[@MsDefectiveToaster]

I used to work in a restaurant where I never actually ate any of the food and whenever people would ask me "so what's good here?" I'd go "The buffalo burger is very popular"

[@scorpiosun6548]

how did this jump from us thinking we are getting advice but actually im getting a yahoo

[@BleachDNOuranFrubar]

29:21 for haunted doll watch

[@Coffeandcrystals]

i live in south carolina and im pretty sure the thing about him saying 19 is the age of consumption but not buying alcohol is not true...

[@lucystarlight8887]

Moneyzone ends at 46:28 if you don't want to listen to ads

[@Dabednego]

I feel a bit dirty for listening to this while I was drinking a Truly Hard Seltzer.

[@tri-angel]

Truly's are better than White Claws. I will die on this hill

[@Levacque]

Travis and Griffin were absolutely menaced by their older brother in this one. It's such recognizable Eldest Sibling Energy that I'm getting flashbacks to board games with ever-changing rules.

[@pfinton]

My best bud in high school was misnamed "Tarvis" in the yearbook.

[@steviedraws2770]

Very excited for the St Louis show

[@AnthPKB]

That squidgism bit reminds me of the time in my sixth grade class that the kid with a lisp accidentally said "orgasm" instead of "organism" (possibly intentionally because the lisp is a pretty good excuse) when he had to read aloud to the class

[@cyrusjunden]

So amazing

[@elle5013]

I guess the brothers haven't heard of the j.o. crystal before...

[@pixi7633]

Paul is amazing omg

[@ThePhantomBeaver]

The Ska Punk-asker was so funny oh my god i hope she is living her best possible life right now

[@brendonbusby8361]

I’m from Tennessee and I’ve actually heard the farm life one about sweeping under someone’s bed. However, the way I’ve always heard it was, “If you sweep under a sick person’s bed, you’ll sweep their life away.”

[@brendonbusby8361]

In other words, it’s pretty ridiculous that it’s actually a thing. 😅

[@gimmickgotbored7157]

PAUL

[@WaitinInAmber]

How often has Griffin brought up how much he wants to eat those Lion King grubs 😂

[@hannahspelledbackward]

2019 the boys gave away 97 kfc donut chicken sandwhichs at a merch table, 2020 covid-19?

[@wafflemaker6590]

HOLY SHIT THEY HAD A MAYOR ON ASK A QUESTION ON A LIVE SHOW

[@alexproteau1980]

wait? i was pushed here from the trailer!

[@firebrain2991]

the way travis says embouchre is very southern :p

[@kittylemeu1373]

Wine is just grape chilli

[@thefranmancan]

Used to live in a town next to butler, weird coincidence

[@Bawgle]

That pendant's name makes it sound like a Ghost Horga'hn

[@benjaminehren7965]

29:13 for future reference.

[@Mark_Cadden]

Hey, I was here

[@Owen.Fallon]

That’s nice mark

[@Necrobadger]

That Mars juice thing actually isn't as batshit crazy as it seems at first. There's evidence that a good portion of the H2O on earth arrived here after it was formed, so Mars and Earth could have gotten some of their water from the same stellar source.

[@tellmeaboutyourgame314]

Hot single ghost necklaces in your area

[@pinstripe4254]

God the idea of selling a ghost, even if it’s fake, is so weird. The pendent ones specifically, lotsa human trafficker vibes.

[@oggser8050]

36:19 THATS MY FUCKING CITY? HELLO? THATS MY CITY? I LIVE THERE?

[@jimmiemcfunfloungel8384]

Drinking age in SC is 21.

[@minim-ms]

Mayor Ben 2020

[@WindUpHero]

21:40 Lemon?

[@penbailey9677]

japantsin

[@penbailey9677]

thanks for reminding me of my own comment i have no idea what it means anymore

[@xiuxiu60]

you have to recharge your sex ghost

[@pixelpixel499]

Hi i'm Sophia.... But i'm 14, good thing i'm from the future

[@Nicholasryan17]

I don't listen to these live shows because they're pretty cringy but the title of this one is great

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

Listen to this one you coward.

[@Slop_Dogg]

please stop doing live shows every, i beg of you

[@rockyrickaby6929]

every what????

[@TheOilyBean]

Why does every guest question sound like a tumblr snowflake that tries to make their own bad jokes instead of letting the brothers riff off of them

[@dottyContrarian]

woah there, that's not too nice