MBMBaM 687: Trunchbull on the Phone, Temple Guards Behind Me

Hello, you've reached My Brother, My Brother, and Me. We're kind of busy right now cooking actually five pounds of corn, deadlifting at the beach, and building the perfect booth to keep those nosy guardian angels from peeping on you. Don't leave a message, though, we definitely won't check. Just send a text like a normal person.
Suggested talking points: So Much Corn Power, Pod Up the Garfield, Pre-Existing Arby's Account, Queso Erotic Dreamscaper, St Michelangelo's Jerkin-It Faraday Cage
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[@lpBren]

i hope travis makes increasingly elaborate segments that are sneaky play along at home remakes

[@choicevoiceproductions]

I can't NOT laugh anytime Griff says 'that kicks ass' in the way that is both mildly convincing yet has a thin layer of condescension 😅😅 *example the 1st ad with travs. We are one' motto

[@222psk]

I’ve had my voicemail since 7th grade-my voice has dropped significantly since (29 now). I had a boss tell me I should change it because it comes off as unprofessional, I laughed and said “probably,” full-well knowing that I will never change the voicemail because it’s funny as heck. If a client doesn’t think it’s funny, I don’t want their business.

[@BadCoverMan]

Respect 🫡

[@sethharris813]

Quit. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

[@tri-angel]

My sister has had the same one since she was in 6th grade I think. Her and her friends rehearsed a song and sung it together in harmony, it's adorable

[@sarahwilliams8438]

The emotion i want to see in Inside Out 2 is schadenfreude, as played by Keira Knightly

[@ollieollie841]

God I hope this show never ends lmao

[@thartwig]

ITS ARBIES, ITS ARBIES, put that shit on repeat for an hour

[@awzthemusicalreviews]

"I'm grinding for Christ" should have been the slogan for Jesus Christ RPG

[@sethharris813]

Just gotta convert twelve more heathens to get to level nine. That's when I get my Lazarus ability.

[@BimpytheWimpyShrimpy]

@@sethharris813 See, that's the problem with respeccing via reformation. It's dirt-cheap in the early Nicea-days; but a couple of times later, and an exponentially growing price, and you're looking protestant-prices! ... That being said, I'm glad they patched out the pay-to-win _Indulgence-model._

[@benboyer2866]

I can’t wait to hear the chaos in this episode

[@sethharris813]

I was truly delighted with this one.

[@Ladypiccolo]

My voicemail for the last 4-5 years has directed callers to text me 😅

[@Ladypiccolo]

It works great except when I have to ignore recruiters/randos on two methods of contact 😂

[@NeXaSLvL]

that might have been the least unsettling sound bath yet! keep up the good work boys!

[@natlexx28]

Angels loving battery powered candles reminds me of Good Omens when Aziraphale switched from flame to battery after his bookshop burned down.

[@Perfect.Spirited.]

I came here to clip that part for this exact reason 😂

[@annapascal8652]

Okay but I really liked Travis's segment.

[@devinalexander7774]

Maybe not a "real" sword Justin, let's calm down..

[@DaggerSkullery]

yo! Scavengers Reign was awesome. Lovely animation,music and story. So many cool creature/plantlife designs

[@bluemcneil5883]

After the first mislead on that quiz, i immediately choae the red jerrint and got two out of three. Ham Western trap Cabbage German trap Meat sack Western trap

[@sethharris813]

Meat in sky, western spy. Ham on ground, slavs squat all around.

[@phillipdangt341]

37:48 End of Moneyzone

[@seasidelion13]

I hope the 2nd monitor in 2023 is a bit...

[@jellyfisher0117]

the sugared corn sounds so good

[@sethharris813]

Even though I have no interest in the actual working out I am now inspired to create a gym called Shrine of the Silver Trunchbull.

[@uuh4yj43]

the grandma from tweety bird has worked at lockheed martin

[@earthshaker5991]

Man Griffin hit the e-stop on the travis/honey/trunchbull bit harder than he has ever before Too bad, too, that bit was really revving up Also: "Queso-Erotic Dreamscape" would have made a great title.

[@bluemcneil5883]

. I cant hear garfield anymore. i only hear chris pratt

[@Trollfeeder1234]

51:54 yk what's really funny I watched an ARG about guardian angels and googled this There IS a pokedex And it's horoscope rules Pretty cool

[@theirnameiscole]

The gym motivation bit outright confirmed Travis’s praise kink, Griffin’s reward kink, and Justin’s humiliation & degradation kink 🤣 *chef’s kiss*

[@ruleofthree99]

21:21 (da phone)

[@taylordiclemente5163]

30:55 you forgot to let the triceratops out

[@mikececconi2677]

The answer is very very simple: you disappoint Trunchbull with your initial three-minute premature ejaculation and then you give Miss Honey the loving passionate forty-five minute recharge run she deserves. Search your feelings, young Skywalker, you know it to be true.

[@TheGhostofAbigailMills]

... This is what I get for going through the comments before watching the video. This is BONKERS without context, now I'm even more hype for this episode 🤣and also a little scared

[@sethharris813]

It delights me that someone else says "search your feelings, you know it to be true" as a method to emphasize a point.

[@sethharris813]

​@@TheGhostofAbigailMillsit was truly unhinged. I'm delighted.

[@mikececconi2677]

@@sethharris813 What can I say, the three Star Wars that actually count left a real mark on me!

[@BimpytheWimpyShrimpy]

@@mikececconi2677 Utterly uneccessary or asked for Star Wars saltiness? Why, it really _did_ leave a mark!

[@missitofu2847]

Suck of the sauce bottle??

[@abj6920]

I hope there is no swearing in this :) Sadly, there was swearing :( First swear was at 3:02

[@Venusincapricorn]

what podcast do you think you're listening to lol

[@sondpnichqfvd]

very sad

[@andrewbrowning1931]

Why must these good good boys use such bad bad language 😥

[@jumanjiman86]

Their Nonny would be so sad🥺

[@alcrz3943]

it's ok just listen to the cleansing sound bath at the end to expel the swearing energy

[@lizzmickcarcass]

Yeah, nations giant hamburger has pies for the holidays duh. They have pies every day. I love how if they don't understand something they just think it's nonsense. Over here in Cali I'm like ohhhhkay I mean we don't laugh when you guys talk about Bojangles 😂

[@theWeaverofTales]

y'all?? Nations is like?? known for pies???? Don't get me wrong they're terrible but the two things Nations does is big hamburgers and pie