MBMBaM 702: Accountability For Crazy Puffs

In anticipation of the Oscars, we’ve created a cool bot to predict the results, measure tall-people energy, and help bake cookies without burning them. Only the bot might be fixated on the clothed state of one wrestler in particular.
Suggested talking points: None Shorts on John Cena, WDZENTD (what does Zac Efron need to do), 450 Degree Rock in the Oven, I'm Not a Stabby Person, Toasty Cubes of Bread, Louisiana is the Boot of the Elf Man
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[@alexjoseph-255]

I’m in high school and I have just started listening to The Adventure Zone: Song and Story and I just want to say how much the show has helped me with my past depression promblems and just getting through life Thanks McElroy brothers

[@sethharris813]

As a 41 year old who also uses the McElroys for my depression I salute you.

[@MR-nn5iu]

I listened to TAZ when I was in highschool for depression, I hope you have better days coming

[@RixyBrix]

It helped me too, when the episodes were coming out every Thursday I felt like I had something to live for

[@ParadoxGavel]

Oh gosh, I remember the finale to TAZ Balance coming out right around the time I graduated high school, right before I moved off to college. It was such a huge comfort to me, and genuinely helped me approach college - which I was SO anxious and scared about - with a better point of view, and made me feel more hopeful. It's a good story to grow up with, I think. ;v;

[@MyriadProse]

I always listen to MBMBAM after therapy to reset and reground. Thanks brothers (and Fungalore) for always being there when I just need to chill.

[@RNAnimations-gt8tf]

i used to do the exact same thing!

[@DragonQueenX]

He WILL hear your wish 🙏

[@tpate123345]

Crazy, I am just listening to this while eating Caesar salad in my rotating castle

[@justsomeguy1408]

Griffin's confidence in being able to identify every state on a blank map is astounding.

[@DrCheddarBaptisteAlligator9]

I'm from the UK and I can do it. Which is saying something because the only thing worse than our food is our education

[@chrislaf]

I think the brothers are having a miscommunication about something. I think Trav meant assign the name to the right state, which incouldnt do for all the rectangle ones. Feels like Grif is thinking "Look at a blank map and just say 50 names" Edit: they got there lol

[@outbakjak]

​@@DrCheddarBaptisteAlligator9 I'm a US citizen and I can only name 15.. I just tried. I think our education might be a little worse 😅 but also I'm just very bad at retaining information I don't care about

[@ACDBunnie]

I can do it. I think cause I'm like a visual thinker, so I just picture a map. That said, I know like only 5 capitals MAYBE cause we never had to learn that stuff in school

[@NeXaSLvL]

Chodinger's Shrode should have been the title

[@notnormalyet]

If they don't stream a states quiz tomorrow, I am going to be so disappointed. I don't believe Griffin.

[@alexandermannturner9702]

Ok was "we are recording on thursday" an elaborate goof or did GriffAI actually predict the oscars naked John Cena bit?

[@G3rex]

Nah, the special Oscar Service agents were just spying on Griffin while he was recording on Thursday, and then stole the ideas of his genius creation.

[@belleblackorby4309]

Oh my god I didn't even realize. Did he ACTUALLY predict naked John Cena???

[@snuffysam]

Considering later in the episode the crazy puffs launch on Monday but are available to Justin on the day of recording “on Thursday”…

[@clanofclams2720]

​@@belleblackorby4309dude come on

[@alexandermannturner9702]

@@snuffysam yeah it was definitely a bit but they really had me there for a second

[@johnotay6655]

Alright, I guess I've gotta be the guy to point out that the Romans fucking loved anchovies, especially as a sauce. I can guarantee many Romans asked for the wet salad with the stinky fish sauce.

[@sethharris813]

Woof woof, Trav Nation!

[@natalietipsword9677]

I was having a real case of the Mondays today. Thank you brothers!

[@alienarchives2675]

I love that every Monday a new one of these comes out and I have something to listen to on my lunch

[@prah89]

Hey. Hope you're having a great day.

[@Allmenshouldrespectallwomen]

Some people are having a bad day. Your just rubbing it in people's faces. Keep it to yourself

[@__Stitchy]

​@@Allmenshouldrespectallwomen hope you have a nice day tomorrow

[@thanaGogical]

well i WAS >:c

[@calyppy]

RIP JUSTIN’S FINGERTIPS (dibs on the sweet band name)

[@ThatOneIrishFurry]

justin: "you guys want another question?" griffin: "no actually i require a munch squad"

[@sarahwunderle9480]

*WHY THOUGH?!?!?!*

[@otralee]

Engagement 🎉

[@Cortraption]

Always here for a Johnny Tremaine reference.

[@spilledink849]

15:16 I am not kidding when i say this mental image is the hardest i have ever laughed

[@Gravy65]

I'm guessing they've never seen or had a pizza puff in Chicago. That's an after the bar staple here for as long as I've been alive.

[@Gravy65]

When they say they look like quiches, I had to look them up. They are not like Chicago pizza puffs, which are closer to hot pockets.

[@samrussell447]

C sections are actually named after ceaser's son ceasarian who was born that way.

[@galenburghardt3272]

Here's the thing about being 5'6" - to people maybe 6'4" and above, you might as well be 5'11" because we can't tell the difference. One of my closest friends, after a decade of friendship, mentioned in passing that he was 5'6" and without thinking I replied "wait, you're short?!" because he just seemed normal sized like everyone else between 5' and 6'2". I probably wouldn't have believed he was 6'2", but if he told me he was 5'10" I'd have thought "yeah, you're probably a little shorter than my sister, that checks out". Also, you fit in airplane seats and cars, you've probably never had to wear a shirt designed for someone who's 500 lbs in hopes of avoiding plumber's butt, you'll never know the sense of deflation that comes with filtering for size 17 shoes, and you'll likely never concuss yourself on a tree branch where the city thought "yeah, it's probably safe to leave that one, nobody's gonna inadvertently bonk their head on that" - so while some people are mean about it, know that you're the objectively superior height and people are just jealous.

[@maymarie8336]

The words "Johnny Tremain" just sent me into an episode, I forgot that book existed

[@chacharose9467]

My life is better with goofs~♡

[@calebheddle9767]

I wonder if the Crazy Puffs came early to Canada or just my town? We've had these since last year. They're tasty! Heart attacks in a mouthful, but satisfying

[@sarahwunderle9480]

48:29 "How about another question?" *NAH* (Please don't rain down on this comment, bc I'm using my wife's KZbin account) *When the f***are you guys just going to name this podcast "Munch Squad" already?!* I miss you boys! & Your sweet num-num advice. This episode was doing so well. Stop rambling about disgusting foods. Please 🙏🏻🥺

[@raimarulightning]

Another great episode lol

[@notyourboi4076]

Begging travis to slow down & let his brothers talk 😅

[@greygoose8803]

cant believe im an inch taller than justin

[@EricGarber]

Griffin is a John Cena oracle!

[@ritah8415]

I watched Steven Colbert eat the "cheatza" while with migraine and damn near puked

[@stevensegal6290]

Damn

[@kattykyatt]

31:03 thank you for noting this Justin as someone who’s birthday is the March 16th, I think we should have a day off or somethin. Maybe everyone can share a birthday and get a piece of cake too, just throwing it out there Biden……

[@PoopVintner]

Why. Why not just post the full videos of the podcast

[@thanaGogical]

lotta visuals in this audio medium episode

[@PoopVintner]

@@thanaGogical this guy gets it

[@OhGodWhatIsThisAah]

Damn, a day early!

[@sondpnichqfvd]

5’6”?!!

[@Anna-hb4uy]

Tumblr looooves celebrating the Ides of March lol

[@DrCheddarBaptisteAlligator9]

Woah Travis DOES have tall energy. I thought he was way taller and at least 6ft. Freaky

[@DrCheddarBaptisteAlligator9]

Oh I got to the third act of this episode and remembered that of course you have tall energy when you're constantly interrupting and shouting over people.

[@NateCummings]

If you're some kinda garbageboy stinkman the moneyzone ends at 41:10

[@TenshiLove5]

I'm the trash man 🗑

[@rodmullen64]

Why would i willingly listen to ads when I pay for no fuckin ads.

[@narcissistsanonymous3904]

this new theme song is an instant skip...i can not stand it

[@TenshiLove5]

Honestly same. Such an earsore. Its like a Jumpscare

[@rodmullen64]

It's also hilarious that Travis says "separate art from the artist" given how they completely distanced themselves from the artist of their first theme song because of something he apparently said on twitter

[@shockofthenew]

​@@rodmullen64 "Separate the art from the artist" means, like, allowing yourself to enjoy things made by dead people who you know did bad things (or pirating things from living people who did bad things), and being able to find some value in the art despite its origins. It doesn't mean actively promoting and giving money to a currently working artist who said/did shitty things.

[@narcissistsanonymous3904]

@@shockofthenew but why switch it out for promoting artists that make shitty music smh

[@raimarulightning]

​@@narcissistsanonymous3904 You just seem like you're going through something. Hope you're okay