MBMBAM - Arby's Street Fight

The Arby's Street Fight segment from episode 247 of My Brother, My Brother, and Me

[@TheGazingHeart]

manager was serving the new special: knuckle sandwich

[@wilderwentzel2662]

connor turochamp god you shouldn’t have but you did. you just couldn’t stop yourself could you. you little rascal. you brilliant little devil.

[@TheGazingHeart]

@@wilderwentzel2662 truth be told i had been on the edge of my seat waiting for the brothers to make this joke and when they didnt i knew it was suddenly my cross to bare

[@funkii4]

*clocked in the face from behind*

[@shaunrutherford7764]

"Today is as good a day as any to die Please enjoy Arby’s" -Nihilist Arby's Twitter

[@zacharywood9416]

Shaun Rutherford man this is in, this is now. good contribution man!

[@governorsrun9795]

"I need to know, are you willing to die for this"

[@LaserBeamDynamite]

1:52 The inattention to Griffin's commitment to the poster's typo of "blindsighted" is criminal.

[@kirstenerikapaulson2574]

The bit that kills me every time is Justin's giggling while Griffin's still reading the question

[@Vallnerik]

When you work for an establishment, be it a bar, department store, restaurant, or whatever...you are never supposed to follow someone outside, EVER.

[@wendtchr]

Arby's ain't gonna follow no rules!

[@noraunhappy]

The implication that these employees, who literally beat up two people, care about if they’re supposed to leave a store or not have a very funny

[@wendtchr]

@@noraunhappy So you believe the drunk teen on yahoo answers without skepticism? Bold move.

[@Randuski]

@@wendtchr my guess is you've never been to an arbys 😂

[@Dylan_Platt]

@@wendtchr but wait, by that logic the entire scenario could be fictional

[@snowlondon8642]

i actually know a guy who almost got into a fist fight at arby’s. what is it about arby’s that elicits so much violence?

[@Silverwind87]

Maybe it attracts cowboys?

[@oliverdyer9155]

they got the meats

[@zacharyheine4177]

They have beef.

[@ItsNT-D]

Bad food people are already upset

[@lillieofthevlly]

regret

[@jurriaanb3879]

I want the next chapter of this story to have the burger King holding a baseballbat saying: 'Arby' s come out and playiyaaaaay! '

[@mint2740]

THAT'S TERRIFYING.

[@savannahmorgan772]

Is the arbys in New Duckburg?

[@itsryderbabey8885]

This podcast has absolutely no right to be this funny. I fell out of my seat on a public bus laughing like a crackhead the first time I listened to this episode

[@Mistheart101]

I found the Yahoo and I'm so mad that there's no followup from OP.

[@Nami]

Did you check all the repeats he did of the question? I found about four or five of them when I sent this one in. Had to try to find the one with the least typographical errors and best answers.

[@icameheretolaughatyou4820]

Arby's found them.

[@DiamondPunk]

@@Nami oh my God it's the real Zoey Kinsky, riding high

[@DBZbre]

Not gonna lie, it really depeneds on what city the arby's is in and the quality of that arby's. I have literally witnessed two guys (one working at the cash register) get into a fist fight with a customer because the customer (apparently) was being disrespectful to his "bitch" (the janitor lady) that was currently cleaning a table.

[@breannaw7254]

5:15 "and I'MMMMM not havin IT 5:17 "BUT the sheer NUMBER of people who've been punched in the FUCKING GRILL by an Arby's manager..."

[@misterkingdom3571]

"You gotta go to Rally's and claim sanctuary "

[@denn394]

every Josh I know has been in at least one fight with an Arby’s manager

[@kaebeelee]

LMAO!!! now i'll never pass an Arby's without thinking of this.

[@Vallnerik]

Kaebee This and the bomcast bit where Ryan talks about riding the Horsey Sauce straight to hell.

[@mattgillymattgilly]

DOWN WITH BIG BEEF

[@rowansidhe3239]

the security camera feed is gonna verify who was telling the truth 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@asmrtpop2676]

it’s outside. not all establishments have security cameras outside-or in all positions to get good quality or capture the scene entirely.

[@mxcreant]

@@asmrtpop2676 i mean, if the arby's employee's stories are inconsistent with the security footage indoors, that would probably work against arby's. otherwise, if the poster and their pals were that bad as the manager said, then that works against them.

[@fen4ri]

The visualization of the running start kills me

[@StjarnasAlskare]

Im fuckin dying i work at an Arbys and this is RIDICULOUS

[@janeyrattray544]

Answer's pretty simple. You charge the manager with assault and serve him a court date.

[@jackcostantino890]

I don’t know what I did to hear “Arby’s manager punched me in the face.” But I’m glad I did

[@proxyprone]

From behind.

[@Dabednego]

5:38 me when I feel the effects of my family curse which was the result of an ancestor betraying a Japanese water yokai.

[@XCAltoona]

Honestly, Arby's employees have been really consistently cool, at least at my local store, and the food is... what you expect. Always exactly what you expect. And the Jamocha shakes are bomb.

[@Karvosh]

I seriously doubt the OPs story tbch.

[@sintua]

Thank you, I love stopping by an Arby's every road trip!

[@kdhlkjhdlk]

What did these guys expect when they went to Arby's?

[@kittens4jc1031]

I'm just shocked the guy didn't sue Arby's, lord knows I would

[@scyence]

*Beef in, beef out*

[@evilgir]

Arby's. We have the beef

[@level43aipom28]

this is one of my favorite goofs

[@atticuscampos9362]

I work at checkers and hearing travis say big Buford fucked me up

[@Dabednego]

And this isn’t the first or last time he’s assumed they made it. I can only assume he’s confusing it with the Big Montana?

[@atticuscampos9362]

@@Dabednego I no longer work at checkers but they did have a buford burger, never heard of a big montana burger before

[@GorbixElite01]

"violence is never the answer." I'm looking for a word, sounds like silence.

[@LoganWH8]

The Arby’s in my town always has no less than three homeless people in it, which is weird, because of the big 6 fast food restaurants, all of which have a location in the same part of town, Arby’s is easily the most expensive. McDonald’s, Burger King, Wendy’s, Taco Bell, and KFC all have some sort of value menu or meal, but such a thing doesn’t exist at Arby’s, and I’ve never seen any order at Arby’s that included a sandwich come to less than twelve dollars.

[@piemon22222]

ARBY'S HAS DOLLAR SANDWICHES FOR LIKE... THREE HOURS A DAY YOU FOOL

[@kquinnvandevelde1384]

Nothing makes me laugh as hard as the way griffin says "gang war"

[@ilonajoy4119]

As an Arby’s manager I can confirm. My boss punched another worker once.

[@faroshscale]

Eating arby's while watching this

[@ultimateninjaboi]

Theres a hell of a lot of glossing over what went down inside, and a surprising amount of detail and spacial awareness of the moment of getting decked in the head... not saying anyone was justified. Just saying theres a lot of story missing

[@k.a.u.4599]

Three questions: CUPS or GLASSES? Because glasses is justified but plastic cups ain't. If the WATER wasn't working how was the whole restaurant not working? I need to know their entire order and how much they paid/tipped. Did they bouce the check?

[@dottyContrarian]

i don't think theres glasses at arby's. even if there were, question asker probably wouldn't have access to a large stack of them

[@clanofclams2720]

Imagine tipping an Arby's cashier. What fresh hell.

[@worldofwillcraft5296]

where did this happen lol what city??

[@Nami]

Let's rock!

[@xoxo.sophee]

somewhere in florida

[@bishophoffman7939]

I tried to get some Arby's today and they were Closed, should have gone to the Checkers across the street smh

[@averykeeling9371]

down with cis bus at arby's

[@marttimcfly]

lol. bring down big beef.

[@mdurst2009]

"Well I guess today is the day I whoop an Arby's manager's ass"

[@lichenthrope__]

AAA THE CAP-A-SIN

[@cartoonseany]

Should’ve gone to Arbytration

[@justsomeguy1408]

Arbypunk 2077

[@lassoroot]

Of course Josh asked this

[@hannah-se2iu]

dude they literally said in the thing they were short on money and purposely did Not order drink. thus they are in no way obligated to give them drinks. everyone in the story was out of line. none of this should have happened in the first place. even going to arbys considering theyre disgusting

[@Bonker_]

So what youre saying is they deserved the knuckle sandwich

[@Saveme99isawesome]

They are obligated to give you a water cup, no idea why they wouldn't.

[@piemon22222]

@@Saveme99isawesome that's the law of the land and even Arby's is not exempt

[@apassionatenerd.3564]

@@piemon22222 Arby's is a sovereign nation and is exempt from out laws

[@clanofclams2720]

Water is free.

[@MikusDad39]

I don't buy that they couldn't get cups of water to these guys. If your water isn't working your restaurant shouldn't be open, and if it's just the drink machine on the fritz just use the fucking tap because it's the same exact water.

[@JokeDeity2]

Griffin! It's ColdCOCKED, not CLOCKED.

[@danwharton9170]

Don't fuck with arby's

[@admeliora6226]

:^T arbys has good food yall have messed up taste buds

[@ChibuJester]

This guy could always make a fuss on social media and if that get's upper management's attention, they'll probably fire the people involved