MBMBAM - Wine Accident

[@MsDefectiveToaster]

Last week I walked into a boba tea place, ordered two boba teas. The guy asked me if I needed a carrier and I was like "no I have two hands. I'm good." Then I took a single step, immediately tripped and one of the teas fell to the ground and burst like a fruit gusher. I felt like the world's biggest asshole cuz that guy then had to clean it up

[@sarahb3nyakar]

I'm so sorry for you but also this is fucking hilarious

[@shawnaeatscats]

i hope you said "did i say i have two hands? I think i forgot the part where they're dysfunctional

[@octodaddy1602]

I know this comment was made two years ago but I feel compelled to give my opinion: even if you'd taken the carrier, it would not have saved the drinks once you tripped.

[@sophsstillsad]

As someone who is handing out drinks on a daily basis, as least as you were being genuine with the two hands comment and not sarcastic I'd think it was really funny with you, not at you

[@joemorgan2390]

I don't know why, but I always love unnecessary usage of full names. "I had just begun my game of Super Street Fighter II: Turbo Edition"

[@janeeyre1990]

When I was a child, I made a point of memorizing the store-brand versions of brand-name food items because I thought it was funny. My mom would be going to the grocery store and I'd be like "oh don't forget the Baked Chicken Artificially Flavored Crisps."

[@calebstuder448]

@@janeeyre1990 I still do that and my girlfriend HATES it lmao

[@WaitinInAmber]

@@calebstuder448 I’m going to start doing this now just because I want to instill this reaction in people

[@calebstuder448]

@@WaitinInAmber My favorite was this Kroger brand vitamin water knock off. "Vitamin Enhanced Mineral Water"

[@gwen6622]

to be fair, that is a different version than street fighter ii, or merely just super street fighter ii, and stuff like that. there are significant differences iirc lol

[@andreaf9336]

SCRUB MY WHOOPSIE

[@wizardmoney]

Andrea Frederick CLEAN MY UH OH

[@KaijaSchmauss]

I am forever sad that was never a t-shirt.

[@Unclevertitle]

The Hairlock!

[@shawnaeatscats]

"... THE PIGGLY WIGGLY SENDS THEIR REGARDS."

[@larkandmallow]

When Travis said “you have to dig to the bottom (of the goodie bag) to get to the foam plane” it was too real and a little scary and it’s one of those things everyone has experienced but has never talked about.

[@LeeaGalaxies]

The unnecessary way Griffin says either at 7:28 is so soothing to my soul in a way that I can't explain.

[@OnyxFireAngel]

oh my god the clown box

[@dresdnhope]

There are grocery stores in New York. Grocery stores in NY, can sell beer but not wine, because lobbyists. So that explains buying wine in a separate place.

[@jogiff]

Jeff Lima I lived in Buffalo for 2 years and while I don’t drink, I do use wine for cooking. And so I wondered why my California born and bred ass had to go to a separate store in order to buy wine.

[@christalcavanaugh]

Weird! In Oregon you can buy wine pretty much anywhere and beer and hard lemonade or whatever but tequila, scotch, vodka, etc you have to go to a liquor store. Guess it’s different in wine country lol

[@sarahwilliams8438]

My sister discovered this after we moved here from Montana and didn't realize you had to go to a liquor store specifically for wine

[@graceinasweater9169]

With the fantastic Sams fake name thing, I went to a summer camp where all of the counselors had to use nicknames. It was originally bird names, and they still refer to them as such, but each counselor uses a different nickname they came up with themselves. There's been ones like Porta, Moose, Pebbles, Lambchop, Indigo, and Stix.

[@christalcavanaugh]

My camp name was Periwinkle. It helps when you have little kids because otherwise they won’t be able to tell you which of the 3 guys named Andrew they belong to

[@mdurst2009]

As some one who has worked in multiple grocery stores while in college let me say one thing: Do NOT try to help clean things up. You just get in the way and make things worse. Also the store has liability issues involved with wet floors.

[@capismycopilot9393]

5:40 I met a woman on a plane who had a very similar idea where she made a goodie bag for whoever was sitting next to her just in case her baby cried during the flight

[@maxmaus9888]

walk in, smash a 40, and yell SCATTER

[@Dabednego]

This man has a child now

[@leahschrum2461]

i zoned out for a bit and now they are talking about wizards wtf happened

[@Fiona-West]

i smoked a bowl and wound up lost

[@MoonShadowWolfe]

I work in a wine store. Bottles break all the time. We appreciate an apology, but it is mainly just frustrating if customers try to help. It's the best of intentions, but not only do I know what the procedure is and I already have it underway, we could be in really big trouble if you get a glass cut. If I get a glass cut, there are far fewer legal ramifications.

[@rubyc102]

people don't use their real names in order to keep away the creepy people who become obsessed with hair stylists. its a safety thing thats is in other service industries too. at least that's my understanding

[@sapphic_sophie]

Wait, what? There are hair stylist zealots?! This rabbit-hole never ends!

[@hell0mega]

as a hair stylist i know (at least in my state) it is illegal to even use a NICKNAME or anything other than your legal name in the salon's system or your nametag so this whole concept is just wild to me

[@stevencooper1103]

One of my co-workers at the Gas Station I work at uses a fake name, because too many customers looked her up on Facebook, yeah, it's a problem...

[@DimT670]

@@stevencooper1103the real solution to that is not using your real name on Facebook

[@AnnabellaRedwood]

@@DimT670 lol

[@redactedwatkins6195]

clown box: origins

[@vaginahitler666]

johny caknocksville

[@jackwilliamtaylor5656]

How the hell did Hairlock not get a laugh that’s hysterical

[@brinkusminkus4964]

I'm pretty sure Bayonetta is a hairlock

[@TheCaboose568]

The hair thing is driving me nuts, did they have a machine and the internet has wiped any evidence of it?

[@Sawtiisms]

I remember it! It was a machine that you like ... Literally just put your hair in it. Im pretty sure it was just to help clean up and it registers that it was used and just popped out a toy

[@AnnabellaRedwood]

@@Sawtiisms that's so surreal. I'm in Australia and I've never heard of it.

[@marshallthorne1357]

up until 10:02 i really thought fantastic sams was a restaurant

[@thickmclargehuge4448]

I hated when Flav eliminated Stink Weave.

[@gabi_bird]

I once brought my nephew into a Claire's and he peed himself, getting it on the floor. The super sweet employee told me to take him to the bathroom while she took care of the floor. What an absolute angel.

[@clairefugate855]

At the end they're literally predicting Handmaid's Tale lmao. Women who are all called by names of the household, aren't allowed to say their own, and are replaced if they act out by another woman of the same name.

[@brooke7180]

They didn’t predict it the book has been around for awhile

[@ceecie5776]

Predicting a book that came out in the 1980s? Lol

[@zacharywood9416]

@@ceecie5776 shh not everyone has read the book

[@AntheanCeilliers]

The wine DIED

[@thanishachowdhury2462]

my absolute favorite thing to do is read the comments without watchng the video

[@UnderTheTableGremlin]

“Bam’s here, the whole team” Ummmm… Griffin…

[@ripley3647]

I literally 1 fucking post about the hair machine?! The rest if you people are talking about grocery stores in NY!! Figure out the hair machine 1st please!!?

[@thatkippy]

I did once break a bottle of wine in store. The lady helping me and I stared at the mess for a good 7 seconds before a second worker rushed up, gave me a wad of paper towels, and shoved me towards the bathroom. It was a nice thought but didn't help bc 50% of me was *drenched* in red wine. On the flip side, I didn't have to awkwardly watch them clean. Did have to stand in line at the checkout like that tho.

[@KaitoGillscale]

Did he just say “there are no grocery stores in NY”? What in the hell!? Just because we have specialty shops doesn’t mean we don’t have a general store for groceries XD

[@michaeldim1]

have you heard of the concept of hyperbole? b/c that's half the jokes on this podcast

[@samuelturner6076]

As a brit this whole Fantastic Sams bit was super surreal to me on so many levels. Like you have a chain brand barbers in the US, the heck?! Also your allowed to pick up your hair after you get a haircut, the heck?! Also also if you were picking up floor hair as a kid did they also have and encourage hand sanitisation everywhere?

[@carolynvanasse3664]

Are "Gotchupon machines" a mcleroy word invention or is that what gumball and little toy dispenser machines are called in West Virginia?

[@WolfzieDraws]

Carolyn Vanasse I think it's actually a Japanese word, but yeah it's those little toy dispensing machines.

[@nataliewestaby3109]

Yeah it's Japanese, typically spelled gashapon. it refers to basically those prize vending machines. in japan there can be really cool prizes inside. I only hear the word regularly used by the brothers tho, mostly I just hear them called "prize capsules" or a variety thereof

[@MakeVarahHappen]

The fact that Griffin thinks that there's no grocery stores in New York is insane.

[@AnnabellaRedwood]

But cute.

[@pauldee1577]

can confirm, I have Fantastic Sam's, and I'm 3 states away from WV

[@Fiona-West]

what is Travis’s Piggly Wiggly reference from?

[@jiffy-jef]

Piggly wiggly is a grocery store chain

[@lordtachanka903]

“Hair-lock” is such a good pun and they didn’t address it at all hahah

[@NIgHTMaReFortyTwo]

No mention of how drinking a magnum of wine a week makes you definitely a huge alcoholic?

[@chesusjrist9733]

Wrong... the best thing to have done in that situation is ask if you could tip them. If you couldn't, then im sure the store had some time of donation box. like, yeah you lost a weeks sorth of wine but you also made someone mop up a whole weeks worth of wine. That deserves like 2 bucks and some change easy.

[@RoyalRust]

But they already get payed to clean up that week of wine, shouldnt the employer give a bonus if anything?

[@asmrtpop2676]

Okay if you “tip” me where you can’t legally tip me by using my employer’s donation box I officially hate you. I will never see that tip. Offer to order me a pizza or something ffs. Also, you do not have to tip me for cleaning up something sold at my job.

[@MochiPuff58]

"Stink weave" really?

[@rustykettle6889]

really.

[@friendoftheoyster3906]

"Hairlock" is a genius name he made up on the fly. Warlock+Hair+(a lock of hair)=hairlock

[@Total1337]

buying liquor at a grocery store is such a bizarre concept.

[@Total1337]

@Elle Fakename where i live liquor stores and grocery stores are separate and the drinking age is 18

[@DimT670]

@@Total1337 yea but what does the drinking age have to do with anything? The grocery store checks that too when we buy booze from there

[@Doughpalace]

we have grocery stores in manhattan lol...someone get these guys a stylish d'ag bag

[@McDougal_]

'On the walk home I went to the grocery store' 'I guess in New York they don't have grocery stores' What are you talking about?? We're not shopping at 16 stores, wine is even in some grocery stores, but do you in the south not have liquor stores? where the specialty is booze?

[@asmrtpop2676]

Wine isn’t in grocery stores in KS but if I cross state lines into MO there is. But, that requires me to go to MO.

[@TheTetrapod]

I think Griffin was more weirded out by shopping at one store, then taking those purchases into another store. It's something that I've always been really uncomfortable with, so I get it.

[@thebariobro7664]

Dude's never been to NYC then. They got stores ever corner over thrr