MBMBaM - Curiosity Killed The Horse

[@jacobharrison2425]

This is great and all but just remember that 2 best friend horses could destroy the universe

[@Silverwind87]

Friendship is magic, after all.

[@suddenpenguin]

i appreciate that griffin said "they can just go jump over a brook theyve never jumped over before" with a tone of voice mimicking a horse jumping over a brook

[@mollyrose3169]

Horses really do want hamburgers. They did an experiment where horses could choose between oats and meat and the horses always picked meat. They even preferred it raw.

[@Foggy41500]

This comment made me experience fear 2

[@appbeljuice5160]

That comment made me experience anxiety and anger 1

[@s-kaye-h6583]

Thanks, I hate it!

[@Dylan_Platt]

...why *wouldn't* they prefer raw? It's not like any carnivores except humans are used to cooked meat...

[@mollyrose3169]

@@Dylan_Platt Scientists have actually found that most great apes actually preferred cooked meat. Cooking meat also makes meat more easily digestible providing more nutrients. Ergo (This part is just bull shit) they just like it raw for the taste.

[@GravityHurts8D]

_When farmer John comes back without oats_ *A n g e r 2*

[@plasticsquid8914]

Fun Fact: Horses have been recorded eating meat and even human flesh. :)

[@jacobwillis7596]

+Plastic Squid the Greeks spoke true.

[@deirdreb2474]

Plastic Squid that fact wasn't fun at all

[@calebchometa1382]

@@deirdreb2474 probably fun for the horse

[@Booieann]

These bois have never met a horse. Contempt is their default emotion.

[@johnny-ou4ti]

This is a comedy podcast chief

[@reidheidler5138]

I think you mean "Anger 1"

[@partlyironic]

I have never heard people love horses so much yet know absolutely nothing about them.

[@reidheidler5138]

That's exactly why: not knowing anything about them makes them more mysterious and alluring!

[@AlexanderHarris]

I think I’ve listened to this bit well over two-dozen times over the years.

[@Tim_Kepple]

their favorite emotion is when they do that thing where they bite something and suck air in until they're physically incapable of separating themselves from the thing they bit

[@kaylad1847]

Cribbing. It's called cribbing, and it's basically the horse equivalent of getting high as balls.

[@eggyknees]

Kayla Mooney thank you, I have entered a new level of horse-themed videos now and it is AMAZING.

[@Sammie1053]

@@eggyknees No fucking joke, I went to search "horse cribbing" and when I typed c r i KZbin recommended "horse crip walking"

[@AceAttorny]

I looked it up and apparently they just get bloated and can't move, but the way you phrased it sounded like they just fucking vacuum suck themselves to a fence post, which is a way funnier visual in my mind's eye.

[@ryanewald9740]

ORB IS A VERY SEXUAL BEING

[@elliejelly8815]

Ryan Ewald dude fucks like a cylinder

[@bluejclay]

WHATIFIRUNOUTOFOATS!?!

[@jacobharrison2425]

Anxiety and anger2

[@Smell-O-Vision-Citrus]

How is everyone's evening been going? I'm glad I got to experience this good bit with you all. Have a nice day, everyone!

[@melody3741]

Josie Whatshisdoe great, you too thank you!!

[@monroe7532]

Great, same to you

[@soulrenvods]

Hey, hope your day is going alright as well. This made me smile so much, honestly

[@maxhornby6592]

Wholesome

[@digitalwanderer6809]

*A N G E R Y* *T W O O*

[@WelhamGaming]

Horses have compassion, but they don't have vigilance. Everyone knows this lol.

[@NamedForANightmare]

Can a horse be embarrassed? I can't help but think of the scene in Game of Thrones when Tywin rides into the throne room after the Battle of Blackwater Bay, and his horse just takes a huge plop on the floor in front of all the nobles. It was a power move for Tywin, because who's going to tell him that's not cool, but was the horse just wanting to go home and die? Can horses blush?

[@monroe7532]

NamedForANightmare idk about horses but I think Cows can

[@candyh4284]

i'm pretty sure embarrassment is a uniquely sapient emotion

[@damienm.9677]

@@candyh4284 yea horses wouldn’t have any concepts of social norms

[@candyh4284]

​@@damienm.9677 so true. their expectations for one another are "eat grass, run." and i fucking dig it

[@dottyContrarian]

i think they would if they did something horse embarrassing in front of another horse.

[@xejune]

amd then we made horse trailers so we can transport horses by pulling them behind our cars

[@jayteah1349]

This seems like the place to share that horses love cigarettes. True fact.

[@jhhehhshh]

Life sucks right now, but at least I'm not a captive horse.

[@cabbagetheif]

Travis’ fucking G A S P in the first ten seconds, I love it

[@redj1101]

So, in conclusion: Oatmeal Yearning

[@Silverwind87]

Horses have one emotion, and it is hubris. Wait, that's birds.

[@reidheidler5138]

Birds aren't real

[@myanimation8987]

I like this horse named Rodriguez

[@laurelmiller7647]

correction: horses were domesticated in kazakhstan!

[@Sammie1053]

I can't hear Kazakhstan without thinking of that Tetris parody. "They come two weeks late, and they don't tesselate!"

[@117johnpar]

1. Do they think the North American midwest was where the first horses were tamed? 2. Do they think the Ford Model T was the first car?

[@clottedscream]

Actually, we brought horses to the west. Horses originate from around the Mediterranean I think?

[@redj1101]

Clotted Scream Horses went extinct in North America around 10,000 years ago, but then we domesticated them in Central Asia and brought them back

[@kristopherhuff2822]

Ah yes, descendants of the hippocampi.

[@megadestroyer454]

I see everyone has been watching PBS eons.

[@rachelrachel9152]

Thanks i knew i didn't have to be the one to take the hit and correct the history

[@hollowrat4905]

loneliness? N O T I F I H A V E A N Y T H I N G T O D O A B O U T A B O U T I T

[@CossackGene]

Serious answer: horses can feel "heat", which humans don't have. Yes, we get horny, but an actual heat cycle has got to be different.

[@henry2ish]

isn't this just what phenomenologist thomas nagel is trying to figure out

[@Annuii.i]

*O A T S*

[@realmattytime]

At 10:50 : horses aren’t native to the America’s :/ better luck next time Justin

[@hollowrat4905]

COOKED OATFULLNESS

[@jarroddobben]

Ayo what the fuck is with these horses?

[@leahschrum2461]

classic

[@NWRIBronco6]

Wittgenstein's lion.

[@Sammie1053]

Is there a significant difference between that and Nagel's bat?

[@theWeaverofTales]

I know the McElroys don't know much about horses (or animals in general), but Justin saying "hung like a ewe" is a Lot to deal with 😂

[@maddieclarke258]

I think he said “hung like a you” the you here, of course, referring to the horse 😂

[@jarroddobben]

everyone always forgets the blatant Fat joke Griffin takes at Travis's expense whenever they talk about this bit, poor guy.

[@Mcwollybob]

There is so much fatphobia in past episodes of this podcast. Jeez.

[@Alphanoon]

@@Mcwollybob It’s amazing that you can find a way to seemingly get re-offended every 4 months at obesity being referenced on the podcast and feel the need to comment about it on a different MBMBAM video. If the word “fat” triggers you THAT much, over and over again for years, then maybe you should lose some weight.

[@ethanfarris5835]

Crap I'm a near the top coment gata say something funny I guess.