MBMBaM - Open Your Flowers

[@theWeaverofTales]

Travis: this question is awful Justin: what about an Afghan hound?

[@jjju3]

"How about you get a human slave and walk them through the park" "this is good! _This is a good line of dialogue for us to do!"_

[@anacarola]

i like how everyone forgot the yahoo guy has a wife

[@WhiteKnuckleRide512]

Well the yahoo question was clearly a troll I thin

[@emrysisscreaming3712]

justin: stay away from wizards and prestidigitators also justin: here's taako he's a wizard and he casts prestidigitation

[@charlieraven6342]

Look...charlie is def going to grow up and be a stage magician who loves to juggle

[@thatquietkid]

t raven and is also an Insane Clown Posse fan

[@entothechesnautknight1762]

I like how there was a salient point about societally accepted prejudices and the propensity to blindly adhere to them in this segment about helping a man cheat on his imaginary wife with an imaginary woman using a real dog, and how the conclusion was that jugglers deserve no rights because they murdered their dad.

[@ashlyn8765]

literally took off my headphones and pretended to get my hair out of the way just to make sure my roommate couldn't hear anything from my headphones because this one is The Worst

[@_teagan]

"haha furries right? and now we're all basically furries" is how it happens to everyone

[@the_other_child]

i was napping while this played and the phrase “were all basically furries now” was so jarring it launched me out of sleep

[@AnnabellaRedwood]

That's hilarious!!!

[@Robloxman226]

I love how the fact that the question asker wants to commit adultery isn't talked about by the brothers or the comments.

[@d1sasteroid]

The Ethannator maybe it’s an open marriage?

[@notusingmyrealnamegoogle6232]

clearly a joke question and not real

[@calebduarte5255]

@NotUsingMyRealNameGOOGLE Yeah, it’s all about suspension of disbelief I suppose.

[@gdavidgrana]

My favorite part has to be when Travis and then Griffin try biting back their laughter at the whole "let's discover ourselves sexually" bit

[@Providence83]

I love the logic of "this awful thing *has* to be _someone's _*_thing_* but no one is terrible enough for it to be their thing so it must be *my* thing!" I like the idea that this is how all kinks come to be.

[@mickchesse5699]

this is such an underrated bit

[@soupana]

all i can think of while listening to this is the human pet guy from tumblr and i hate it

[@gwen6622]

godddddddddd

[@BlaiseAshton]

i wish you hadn't said that, is the thing

[@alice6035]

whyd you remind me of that

[@kimberly6663]

I’m kind of curious but I straight up can’t bring myself to look that shit up on my own computer.

[@plasticsquid8914]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@mayflyforyou]

"I would marry my first born daughter to a juggalo before I let her date a juggler." HOLY HELL

[@AceWolf456]

Oh, I’ve had the highlights on so long the logo is burned on my screen now... fantastic.

[@biddyfox]

I love how incredibly uncomfortable this bit is

[@GippyHappy]

Y'know, they get off topic a lot, but I think this is the most off topic they've ever gotten.

[@stellabymoonlight9069]

To be fair the original question is so gross that I for one was happy to change the subject

[@owenw.1643]

"we're all basically furries now" god thats such a mood

[@NinaNooneknows]

Redemption arc... well they were always pretty well off but they have found ways to improve and I love them so much!!!

[@plasticsquid8914]

1:40 "human slave" (Travis is secretly thecybersmith???)

[@_teagan]

Plastic Squid OH NOOOOOOOO

[@bjwwilcera]

i didnt think i'd ever have to hear that name mentioned outside of his jurisdiction. what have you done

[@mintjaan]

There was a place in Denton called "the Denton Dog Bakery" which looked awful shady. Maybe it was an underground petplay dog park. It's closed now so don't look for it.

[@crancrowncrayon]

mintjaan out of context, this is a whirlwind of a youtube comment

[@FaeQueenCory]

"Are we a microcosm of the Great Experiment of America?" "God I hope not." 2016+ says I hope not too.

[@biggrocc19]

justin says "i hope so" not "god i hope not"

[@veteratorvulpes1116]

2020 says hold it's beer

[@michaelmrozek7206]

Ok I'm super into bdsm( like very into it) but anyone who does it in public needs to chill

[@AceWolf456]

Sexual Oubliette. That’s a thing now.

[@rlyytinen1985]

I miss Extreme Restraints

[@leaffinite2001]

The fact that this bit has been called "Open your Flowers" works too well with the prototyped name for the show "Blossom"

[@CleverPsuedonym1]

The sexiest dog is TELLING THE TRUTH!!!

[@CeaselessWatcher01]

When he said Denton Texas I screamed cuz I live there

[@neilio05]

Griffin: we’re all furries now No, griffin,,,,, I really think that’s just you specifically

[@AnnabellaRedwood]

To be fair Griffin is awfully cute! ❤

[@PastelFacade]

This is, the best episode

[@joshuading764]

griffin, cocker spaniel was _right there_

[@bootsnoot4434]

Petplay park petplay park! PETPLAY PARK! *PETPLAY PARK*

[@galnaresc]

Hey thanks for the Denton Tx. Shoutout. He’s not even a little bit wrong.

[@armleg]

Hey, Griffin? Cocker spaniel. It’s right there.

[@mingussreedus]

Oh my god, i live in San Francisco and my friend told me what there was a private bdsm event at the restaurant he worked at and he had to serve champagne to people in dog masks. Needless to say there was jizz everywhere

[@m.orionyt]

I live in denton and an s&m dog park would fit right in with the random ass shit that goes down here

[@g.i.e]

8:27 How do you know what your dad tastes like Griffin!?!?!?

[@Fiona-West]

“can we have a brief jerk-it reCESS” oh griffin noooo

[@felidthing]

i know we're all joking around but for the love of god dont bring your d/s relationship into public!!!!!!!!!!!! random strangers did NOT consent to see that

[@valentine87002]

he mentioned denton tx and i had my headphones out, so my mom (a denton native) whipped around and said “wait what?” asjlfjffkkff

[@brocklewis7624]

Griffin, buddy, you clearly don't know anything about Denton, Texas

[@snarkychan7504]

This is borderline : pet play the disscusion

[@ozpunk]

Schnauzer? I hardly knew her!

[@whatthefuckismyname9173]

"Unless..." There should not be an unless there!

[@ryseintide9332]

and now we're all basically furries

[@ShadowSwift12]

I was just at a furry convention and there were fursuiters wearing leather harnesses, as a person who's fairly new to this part of the fandom I'm terrified

[@zacharywood9416]

Shadow I promise most of the harness wearing fursuiters are just wearing it to be cute. Yes there are weirdos that do it for weirdo reasons but it’s usually just a part of the costume. Be terrified of the ones that wear leather dog masks and lingerie out on the floor where there are kids running around. 😞

[@greeensouls9]

jugglers unite

[@TheLeftwheel]

You know, Denton Tx is an odd place, kind of an Austin of the north, but a BDSM dog park would absolutely lead to public outrage/possible sexual revolution idk! and I would LOVE TO BE PRESENT FOR THE WHOLE DRAMATIC SAGA, OMG.

[@mookie714]

I learned a new word, oubliette

[@SugoiAishiOniichan]

Get a large dog for sure. Probably a malmute husky. Not only are they S E X Y but if it falls through with the model then I mean... you know.

[@landfillbaby]

im really debating whether i should like this comment or not

[@HoovyFilms]

LIKE SEX WITH THE DOG? LIKE DOG SEX? LIKE BEING NASTY WITH A LITERAL DOG? YOU MEAN SEX WITH DOG?

[@SugoiAishiOniichan]

Arin Hanson I'm just trying to be practical here.

[@pastilakompot6912]

gettin' some _"Chin Deep Exotics"_ vibes from this

[@Diana-tx2iz]

This asker made me lose faith in humanity

[@sicksalt7765]

Wait was there dad actually...?

[@whatthefuckismyname9173]

Annabelle Evans I suspect the clown. I never trusted those cheery bastards.

[@zacharywood9416]

Annabelle Evans OF COURSE NOT

[@eminempreg]

I can't belive the mcelroys are furries

[@theoxisfree]

"sexual oubliette"

[@laura-ii8qh]

69th comment

[@krift1414]

I kink shame and i'm proud. Standards are imperative to our civilization. Kink shaming is absolutely necessary, shame is a natural and imperative part of the human experience. Sometimes kinks or fetishes come from trauma or other bad places and should be dealt with healthily or with a mental health professional. Not everything we have an impulse to do is good and natural and healthy. Standards must be maintained if not for us, our children's future. Progressive doesn't necessarily mean good, balance is what should be strived for, not full-on degeneracy.

[@whatthefuckismyname9173]

Kold Rift If you're involving children in consensual sex between adults, I don't think the kink is the issue...

[@ttlovepie101]

I mean also consider, if two (or more) adults knowingly consent to an action then they should be able to perform that action. I don't 'agree' with a lot of kinks, but I think being socially progressive means opening a dialogue about things that make us uncomfortable and shaming others closes the dialogue. It makes others feel like it's not okay to talk about and makes them feel worse about things they may decide to do anyways.

[@shockofthenew]

I know this is an old comment, but I wanted to reply anyway. Just wanted to inform you that within the 'kink community' there are firm boundaries, and communication and accountability are encouraged. The most basic guidelines could be summed up as 'Safe, Sane and Consensual.' So that means: 1) Nothing which causes any kind of lasting mental or physical harm (even if consensual). 2) Ensure all communication is trauma-informed, and regularly review how each participant feels about any arrangements. Anyone who wants to take part in extreme kinks (defined as 'edgeplay') should consider consulting a psychologist, doctor, and discussing the idea with friends external to their relationship. 3) All acts must be clearly and thoroughly negotiated between adults, leading to fully informed consent. External power dynamics should be taken into account. Safewords, limits and aftercare should be pre-arranged. If these rules are followed, consenting adults should be able to explore their sexualities freely and without judgement. Since consent is a necessity, there's no way you should have to encounter these things unless you specifically seek them out (the idea of someone acting as a 'human pet' in public would definitely not be ok!!!). Of course humans are humans, and people may break those rules, but the alternative: shaming people for certain kinks even if they are practiced in a Safe, Sane and Consensual way, seems like a very destructive (and imprecise) way of approaching the issue. In my experience people are going to be into what they're into no matter what - a certain percentage of the population always has been and always will be into 'kink' without trauma having anything to do with it. For young people who grow up knowing they're "wired that way" (I was one of those!) they will seek out kink no matter what. In my opinion it's better if when they go looking, they find accessible, accurate information on how to practice these things in a safe and healthy way (including appropriate warnings) rather than finding shame and silence, leaving them to wander into more dangerous areas to find what they're looking for, while also learning to hate themselves for what they desire. Since people are definitely going to do these things anyway, to give them the best protection possible it's best to accept reality and have as many educational resources available as possible. The further you drive these behaviours underground by 'shaming' people, the more difficult it becomes to promote safety and improve conditions. When it becomes something you can't talk about, vulnerable people are more likely to be manipulated, and it becomes easier for predators to infiltrate BDSM communities.

[@kodomoshawn6729]

I will keep this in mind at the next orgy and opt out of the fuzzy handcuffs, thanks for this truly inspiring take!

[@kodomoshawn6729]

Also you obsses a lot about shame for someone who's against kink, have you accepted your humiliation fetish in the years since posting this or are you still in denial?

[@DiggitySlice]

America has certainly seen a lot of pain from this attitude. It hasn't become more free, it's become a mob of shutting everyone you disagree with down.

[@DiggitySlice]

So Justin considers himself superior to all furries, because otherwise he wouldn't feel the right to speak on their behalf. This is the reality of white knighting.