MBMBaM - Rock Climbing Tips (Griffin's 2nd Greatest Joke)

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For those of you wondering, this is obviously Griffin's best joke:
• griffin's oscar worthy...

[@MilesEques]

the experience of listening to this video is thinking every time Griffin says something, "Was that the one they're saying is his 2nd greatest joke?", but then he says it and you KNOW

[@buck5200]

5 minutes for that pay off and it was so worth it

[@devinreany8523]

I dunno, "Racism!" made me laugh just as loud.

[@spooky-soap]

nebiros I initially thought that was it

[@notinspectorgadget]

you *know....;)*

[@myanimation8987]

Travis always makes up elaborate fan fiction for questions

[@_ArmIa]

And the world is a better place for it

[@dustafee666]

Steel bones

[@spooky-soap]

I thought he was referencing some show or something

[@ratzinc87]

It sucks

[@probablypossessed2075]

y’all okay this isn’t @ op or anything but people who hate Travis are so wild. Like okay I guess you can just tune out 1/3 of the show? It’s called my brother, my brother and me. There’s three of them. It’s a package deal lmao Edit: typo

[@kenzievilleneuve8220]

You're here for the Griffin goofs but Im still blown away by Justin making a Terra Nova reference in 2016

[@thanklessdestruction1595]

Yeah, that's pretty good

[@keaton5101]

you understand that by making that the title, you're setting up a sort of expectation

[@Conchobhar]

Grif lives up to it, imo.

[@ewright1505]

IMPLYING THIS AINT THE GREATEST?

[@Itsavengerstime]

@@ewright1505 look up Griffin's Oscar Winning Joke. that is the greatest.

[@chantalbellmont6937]

I misunderstood Grif and thought he said "Yeah, you can if you get a river mood." Thank you comments for quoting his actual phrase of "Yeah, you can if you get a RIB removed" so I could go back and still appreciate the joke! 😊

[@ashleyjohnson9651]

Right? I couldn't hear anything but "river move" fjfjgjdjfj

[@spooky-soap]

Yeah same haha, kinda sad, it ruined the initial funniness of the joke :((

[@thatkippy]

I genuinely thought it was ripper move. Like, I understood? But it only vaguely made sense.

[@nightlasagna9022]

His best joke gotta be Panenis

[@timothyclouser5417]

My conundrum trying to figure out if it's "Racism! ... oh" or "Yeah if you get a rib removed"

[@spooky-soap]

Definitely rib removed based on the others’ reaction, but Racism! was also very good

[@karabirb]

@@spooky-soap “Racism! was also very good” is a hell of a sentence out of context

[@WizardlyMagicks]

I like how Griffin starts to laugh at his own joke before he's finished. I love these idiots so much xD

[@PiedmontPerkYT]

This is why bouldering is better than top rope climbing, nobody to catch you but the ground

[@TobyClimbs]

But trad is rad

[@leaffinite3828]

I’m listening to my 500 video MBMBAM playlist on shuffle, and lo and behold this clip played immediately after the “panenis” clip. It’s destiny

[@nicholasjohnson8481]

I'm watching this video again after about a month or two has passed since I first watched. And I can't express how excited I am that I don't remember what the joke was and I get to experience it again for the first time

[@mcough]

'you can't just test it' as a climber, I just got back from a session doing falling practise 😂😂😂

[@scrungly]

i’ve watched this one like three times and i always remember the joke a second before he says it

[@solidStalemate]

The setup makes you forget

[@casterknot5094]

I thought the wingsuit was the punchline, i was like ehhhhh. The i heard rib removed and 🤣

[@alyssa2807]

I don’t get the joke

[@TigerBears11]

@@alyssa2807 It’s a joke about how people get ribs removed so they can blow themselves, and how “belay yourself” sounds like a euphemism for that.

[@AnnabellaRedwood]

@@alyssa2807 I didn't get it either.

[@cloverlucky5977]

@@TigerBears11 my goodness, I was under the impression it was like a biblical thing? Like, you remove a rib and that turns into a person who is also you? I feel stupid xD

[@nof9395]

The build-up here is insane

[@partlyironic]

I’m SORRY but did Travis imply British people pronounced the B in climb?!

[@SamsUndertale]

I’m p sure it was a reference to an earlier bit in the episode, I think something about someone using a British accent but not being British

[@spooky-soap]

5:05 accidental munch squad

[@KadenRenz]

Is it bad that I knew exactly what his first best joke is.

[@megg3977]

as a rock climber, how shitty are these friends that you dont trust them to belay you lmao

[@solidStalemate]

They could be supervillains

[@cygnusprime5985]

Great choice, these brothers are so brilliantly funny.

[@seabassoneal2692]

...his greatest is definitely 'peninis' right?

[@solidStalemate]

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[@Anna-hb4uy]

Now that’s some classic South Park humor from griff

[@jacobreeder8101]

rock climbing is so much fun

[@krell.1415]

You can belay someone 5/4ths of your weight safely if I remember correctly

[@noahatlas5240]

Nice mountain goats icon

[@jamespiper6659]

It truly, truly was a tasty bon mot

[@clementine-png]

I misunderstood the rib removal joke at first. I thought they meant like, in the bible adam got a rib taken out or some shit and made eve out of it? So griffin meant hey take a rib out and make a new person to belay u! But no i get it now abdnjdj

[@alyssa2807]

That’s what I thought too. I don’t get it tho what did he actually mean?

[@thedishonorablewizardthorn2486]

@@alyssa2807 Theres like this weird mythical idea of if you remove a rib and have a penis you can... well like... like it supposedly gives you more flexibility and the only time I’ve ever heard of it was fake so I’m not sure if it’s ever really been done. But it basically is a 1 person blow job, to be blunt about it

[@terryclip...]

@@thedishonorablewizardthorn2486 next time on mythbusters-

[@spooky-soap]

update: I previously asked "what's his first best joke then?", I think it's the porky pig one, does anyone (dis)agree?

[@leaffinite3828]

When this was posted they definitely were referring to paninis.

[@spooky-soap]

@@leaffinite3828 thank you for solving the mystery!

[@rancidtown]

Great pfp

[@DanteDyavol]

RACISM

[@zacharyzanetich2678]

I think his greatest joke was Porky pig.

[@solidStalemate]

His top 3 are, in no particular order: This one Porky pig Panenis

[@scrungly]

fuck what a good goof

[@DParkerNunya]

I FUCKIN CHOKED ON MY SANDWICH

[@spooky-soap]

What’s Griffin’s first greatest joke then?

[@macsandlavalamps]

That’s a tasty bon mot…

[@realhugtower]

I don’t get it

[@theoriginalrandomman]

my dumbass brain couldn't correctly interpret the audio I was hearing like "yeah if you get a river moved" and it ruined the joke for me

[@faildyke]

wait..... what’s his First greatest joke??

[@thanaGogical]

"make a panenis"

[@sirMunchiess]

Porky pig but it’s also his worst joke so idk

[@Zaphod615]

Any answer besides biting into a whole unpeeled banana is wrong.

[@shadyacr]

That was a pretty good one... First goodest joke?

[@MOZZQUESTVANYALI]

Ian Lee probably paninis

[@aud7593]

definitely make a paninis

[@Slntpsych]

No its definitely baseball analogies.

[@sarahkin36]

Someone please explain the rib thing to me

[@pennplayz]

There was a myth that Marilyn Manson had a rib removed so he could suck his own dick Travis said "can you belay yourself" and Griffins line of "if you get a rib removed" is in reference to that, also saying that "Belay yourself" sounds like a euphemism

[@sarahkin36]

@@pennplayz Thank you!!

[@lilscranton6897]

i ruined the joke forever for myself because i heard “if you get a river moved”

[@ConnorGlass121]

I think his greatest is the porky pig joke

[@TheMightyPika]

....... I... I don't get it?

[@stoomdoom6148]

What's Griffin's 1st greatest joke?

[@allypearlman5569]

Gotta be Penisis

[@EpiphanyDraws]

@@allypearlman5569 you mean paninis?

[@ObsidianGloria]

Porky pig

[@General_Pinkledink]

Its peninis or porkey pig. Those are actually top two. But this one is till good though.

[@Fortunateson69]

What does Griffin say? If you get a river move??

[@ilosuper9275]

He says ”If you get a rib removed” He’s joking about how ”belay” sounds like ”blow” so when Travis asks ”Can you belay yourself?” Its sounds like ”Can you blow yourself?” And getting a rib removed to be able to blow yourself is a common joke. Hope it helped!

[@Fortunateson69]

@@ilosuper9275 haha thank you for the full rundown.

[@gavinjh94]

@@ilosuper9275 I think he was going for a play on "fellate", but same difference really.

[@evanh.8845]

I think the original set up was using Belay to sound like lay, as in get laid, as in can you have sex with yourself

[@sophiacarpenter7586]

Evan H. no it’s either fellate or blow, the rib thing is a reference to that

[@TheComfyCushion]

All Griffin jokes have been surpassed: kzbin.info/www/bejne/q6etZIangt6Yl6s

[@17joren]

A ripper move?

[@Noraborealis]

A rib removed

[@rorygiambalvo2955]

I feel incredibly stupid for not knowing why that's funny. Like use a rib as a belay device? Or is he referring to zip lining?

[@solidStalemate]

Its a reference to the urban legend that Marilynn manson removed some ribs so they could autofelate themselves. The joke is "belay yourself" sounds like a euphemism.

[@BestBetterBestest]

RACISM