MBMBaM - A Whole Lemon

From episode #341

[@ThomasG_]

"...and put his partially peeled lemon back in hhhhHHHDJShuh-" *bang bang bang bang* "...he put his pGHUHEHEHEHE, he put his partially peeled lemon backHOUGH inHOUGH his bag! Almost ashamed of his actions." "Ha ha HAAAAA!"

[@mephostopheles3752]

You missed a *bang.*

[@ThomasG_]

Mephostopheles dang

[@RileyKohler]

This transcript is making me laugh harder than the audio

[@ThomasG_]

Vinnie Kohler Glad I could brighten your day!

[@chiparibi]

Hands down my favorite part 😂😂

[@tamriilin]

the table pounding is one of my favorite parts of this. You can practically hear him trying not to die.

[@AnnabellaRedwood]

I love the table pounding. It always cracks me up.

[@4n0mie]

"just gonna let some of the raw flesh of the fruit touch the inside of my Jansport" new favourite quote

[@alfalfasalads]

i just read this comment exactly as Griffin said that bit, it was magical

[@StrangelJean]

I’ve been thinking about this quote every single time I see a someone carrying a Jansport

[@urfavv4mpp]

Ikr

[@lucascyr98]

This is my new way to describe going commando...

[@FeralStarRecords]

i love griffin's painful lemon eating sounds

[@bkninja3172]

Uuuuugh

[@rimjobsteve3264]

That’s not what that was

[@milkcappy]

ITS THE S O U R H O U R

[@davidstrife165]

or should we say *T H E H O N E Y Z O N E*

[@YeetSpace]

*Z E S T Y Z O N E*

[@Frederatormusic]

He was 100% waiting for someone to say "a-lemon o clock" and he HAS NOT FOUND HIS CHOSEN ONE YET

[@jakeisjake112]

...it's you

[@delaneyklutes5579]

the sour hour.

[@livebackwards]

I love it when these boys get so tickled

[@WhatDoesDStandFor]

My fave is when you can hear them in the background lose their shit, but Justin has to keep reading.

[@smasshton]

honestly i was about to like this comment but then i saw that it had 420 likes so i just didn’t.

[@Chillibe]

As a lemon eater I'd asume he asked about the time because he was not allowed to eat during class and he was waiting for a break before he would start eating his lemon. Pealing it takes time and you don't wanna spend your entire break pealing lemon.

[@maddy2670]

" A S A L E M O N E A T E R "

[@samuraicorgis]

*T H E S O U R H O U R*

[@bingus9651]

I would tell him "*its time to eat that lemon boy*"

[@zages6805]

It's Elemon Thirty.

[@KazisCollection]

Underrated

[@BrobleYT]

nice

[@pikapuffin368]

My dear Watson

[@Sparklychan]

perhaps he had eaten a miracle berry earlier and wanted to try the lemon with it, but like it had worn off by that time. ;p

[@andrewstockdale6084]

Best possible explanation

[@elfireii328]

Heather the Artist miracle berries keep you from tasting sour flavours. This means you can only taste the sweetness in a lemon.

[@npthedarkside27]

This is the ONLY explanation that makes sense and I hope it is true

[@queensalmon4905]

Hey? Listen, I love you, and I'm glad you're in this community, but please don't try to rationalize this bit it's too good to not know anything about it lmao

[@monicaraybrandt]

@@npthedarkside27 that's precisely why i hope it ISN'T true, i don't want it to make sense, it has the same energy as that one post about some dude biting into a bell pepper like it's an apple

[@24grantj24]

this literally does sound like a throwaway joke from American Dad

[@RandomStudios7]

I love how when these boys hear hooves they don't think horse OR zebra, but instead take turns guessing how many wings the unicorn-pegasus has.

[@mothysjar]

I break out into an uncontrolled fit of sobbing/laughing every time I think about *"I T 'S T H E S O U R H O U R"*

[@cottontaelle5863]

i'm eating a lemon whole watching this i think this other lemon eater and i have to fight

[@toastedbun9672]

Fight to the death. Fight to the death.

[@dixieshearer8203]

ayyy so am i

[@alicechapman2513]

there can be only one

[@coltonbates629]

or make love :/ one of the two

[@AnnabellaRedwood]

A duel is in order

[@edenvirgil]

I've eaten lemons (and limes, which I prefer) since I was little, and the funny thing is I have a younger cousin who's like 8 or 9 who also used to eat lemons when she was a baby and now can no longer tolerate them. There could only be one lemon-eater in the family and I was here first

[@Providence83]

Kieran Huskins my dad also used to eat lemons and about the same time I discovered I liked them too he died, so you aren't wrong!

[@shaunrutherford7764]

"I am the alpha, the (sour) cream of the crop."

[@Duck-mn8xp]

Argonaut Keene ghostwrote this

[@phillyfanmatt]

griffins laughter explosion made us all smile

[@ripley3647]

I swear I laugh more at their wonderful laughs than I do at the jokes 😂👍

[@ionceateapinecone]

the depressing angle is that this is 100% something a diabetic would do.

[@lumarious]

omg...

[@_ArmIa]

Yeah, but...a lemon? Of all fucking things, a lemon?

[@ASTRAYGREENFRAME]

As a type 1 diabetic, I’ve done this 3 times

[@tallyhallfreak]

Bofa D. Snutts low blood sugar can make you do some crazy things to survive

[@kellanlevi5663]

@@_ArmIa it fruit. Have sugar

[@nikanj]

You laugh at the implausibility of the situation. But in Australia, every day we have to some how deal with the fact that our ex-Prime Minister at an onion on television for no reason.

[@jak9926]

Myrmidon we *what*

[@jak9926]

I didnt know this and I’m Australian wow

[@shotarokaneda3671]

That sounds like the Grinch

[@aoife2386]

im sorry we WHAT

[@iluvcheese6679]

I see nothing wrong with this i eat whole onions

[@WeedgokuBonerhitler]

I have a box of lemons in my kitchen right now and I eat them whole after I peel them. Lemons are fucking delicious.

[@sansiantan8390]

WeedGoku Bonerhitler you frighten me

[@cottontaelle5863]

me too they are good

[@jackthefoolish]

I JUST REALIZED THAT THE LEMON PERSON MUST BE INTERMITTENT FASTING! FINALLY AN EXPLANATION

[@sephorkekki3052]

Sorry now I have to draw comic about a citrus sleeper agent

[@MossTunic]

Sephor Kekki please, I need to see this.

[@throckmorton1507]

I wasn't lemon time yet

[@RadioOppy1]

Did the McElroy brothers just die in this video??

[@artangelic]

This was the first thing I had ever heard from the brothers and my introduction to their sweet sweet way of life. Still kills me.

[@TheCSJones]

*Sour sour way of life.

[@lexisketch3277]

These boys are such rays of sunshine

[@saturnoperative4484]

sometimes, when i'm sad, i think about justin's absolutely incomprehensible giggly laugh-talking and like to imagine that taako's laugh sounds the same. sadness instantly cured.

[@angryyogbuscus1578]

"I am so deeply dissapointed that I do not have time to consume this partially peeled *L E M O N."*

[@aabattery2095]

Shrimp heaven vs lemon kid

[@alexhead2645]

unstoppable force versus immovable object

[@kaznyaz]

"ANGLE OF THE DANGLE" "SOUR HOUR" this is GOLD

[@rileylittleraven]

In the absence of a phone, he had a lemon and not an Apple.

[@alaneyholland7721]

This opens with the same energy as shrimp heaven now

[@samuelkilby3918]

I got it. Every. Villain. Is. Lemons. -> Criminal justice class. Evil, criminal justice. Ah?

[@Alizudo]

Except they asked for the time. It must have something to do with time

[@zapruderofficial69]

I have a habit of eating lemons alot. Like, I see a lemon in the fridge, and I instantly want to eat it.

[@felixc543]

Crave that vitamin C

[@kiki-drawer2669]

I come back to this at least once a year and it's my favorite bit

[@bloodb4th765]

That cough at 0:58

[@mephostopheles3752]

I fucking choked on foamy toothpaste-saliva listening to this.

[@BurningBlackScarlet]

Whenever I'm out with friends and the waitress puts lemons with our waters, I like to gather them up and eat each one. No matter how many times I do this, I always freak them out with my lack of reaction. I just like lemons lol

[@half-bloodspider7942]

IT'S THE SOUR HOUR BOI!

[@OtakunoShojo]

4:25 when there’s a new mbmbam

[@ZHJ04]

一週間帝国 Nice iggy icon

[@willowk]

It is the sour hour

[@katttscratchfever]

HE WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WAS THE SOUR HOUR

[@duckyduckyducky209]

HE WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WAS ELEMON O’ CLOCK

[@miaschannelforcommenting]

okay you cant tell me that that's the weirdest thing someone brought to class to eat. we used to straight up eat entire heads of lettuce

[@caswellcaleb]

Thank you so much for posting this.

[@JG-on2wx]

When I was in kindergarten, the adults made us some lemon tea (it was delicious!) and had some lemon pieces left. I, who had never eaten lemons before, was very curious and begged one of the adults to give me a piece and try out the taste. I actually got a piece... ... And that's how I, later that day, found out I'm allergic to lemons. My whole skin looked like I had some kind of third degree burn.

[@Alizudo]

How tf did you drink the tea then?

[@ampersand9898]

@@Alizudo some people have this thing called oral allergy syndrome where some uncooked fruits or vegetables give them an allergic reaction but cooked ones don't so maybe it's that?

[@olookslike0]

Does the question asker ever actually say that he was planning on eating the lemon? What if he had a fair more sinister purpose for that lemon at a different time of day.

[@ashling3681]

*Lemon Boy by Cavetown starts playing*

[@SplitMaw]

How have I never heard of these guys before? I fucking crave this shit and I never even knew it-

[@ceilingeye]

GothSaidWhat check out monster factory It’s literally they best thing

[@theWeaverofTales]

also The Adventure Zone good good content boys

[@haveverygreatday]

I love this so much I can't even explain how much I love it

[@felixc543]

Whenever there is a slice of lemon or lime in my vicinity, *I am going to eat that slice*

[@sheepishcactus9451]

You know I'm tempted to peel a lemon in class now and do all the putting it back in my bag and jazz

[@randomspaghettibowl8374]

The laughing is too contagious 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jackmcfarlane7173]

"unspool this lemon"

[@winsys3210]

I still come back to this for the beginning and for "the sour hour"

[@Hamilcar_Valka]

Can't you make a clock out of a lemon? I think this guy wanted him to say he didn't know the time so he could then whip out the clock set and tell him.

[@joonie613]

0:26 that was griffin's best laugh and you can't change my mind

[@eiteef]

So this clip. This clip is by FAR one of my favorites and it's almost 7 AM and my brain, in all of its best decision making glory, is like how bout you listen to this 10 times in a row so you can laugh instead of sleep.

[@forgemakesstuff2734]

"This makes me fear that this is a meme, or an internet joke..." me: **chuckles** it wasn't until this moment~

[@renawhitfield3141]

*chomp* *OOHHHHH*

[@LM-et6yt]

it's lime time

[@ally_chat]

I can't B R E A T H E!!! BUT I HAVE TO BE _Q U I E T_ BECAUSE THE KIDS ARE SLEEPING! *_AHHHHHHHHHHH_*

[@androkon6920]

I'm glad someone linked me to this

[@majalis7010]

the first time i saw a peeled lemon it blew my mind soooo hard... talk about a mind freak (΄◉◞౪◟◉｀)

[@Sarah-oe3el]

poppy p. your poor bean

[@superemoboi2050]

So I looked up that Albatross logic puzzle Travis was talking about at 3:26, and here it goes: (Of course I find it on riddels.com) Riddle: A man goes into a restaurant on the sea coast. The restaurant advertises that it has a beautiful view of the ocean over the cliffs. The man goes inside and sits down. When he looks at the menu, he sees that they offer albatross soup, and he orders it. When the soup comes, he takes one bite and puts down the spoon. He then leaves the restaurant and goes out to his car without paying. He gets into his car and drives off the cliff into the ocean below, killing himself instantly. Why did he drive off the cliff? Answer: The man was a sailor when he was young and was shipwrecked with four other sailors. They floated on the raft for days with no water or supplies. One morning, the man woke to find that one of the other passengers was missing and one of the remaining men was eating something. He said that he had caught an albatross and offered for the others to eat some. The man suspected, but couldn't prove that it was the other passenger. Eventually they were rescued, and the man lived in suspicion until that day in the restaurant. After tasting the soup, he realized that it did not taste the same as that day on the life raft. The man realized that he had eaten human flesh, and overwhelmed with disgust, drove off the cliff and killed himself. It's not really a riddle if you could've never guessed the answer. It's just a story, then.

[@axeylotl3112]

The other day in my intro to blame taking class, a water genasi took out a whole lime and started to peel it...

[@McCoyyoCcM]

I love Justins laugh! omggggg

[@shototodoroki5677]

This is... How do... IM *WHEEZING*

[@fortwas]

I think about this bit every day

[@talongreenlee7704]

I wanna know the context now. WHY DID HE HAVE THE LEMON? WHY COULDN’T HE EAT IT THAT TIME? I swear it’s like you tell a joke and then leave off the punchline.

[@fokii9880]

This question was so good it nearly killed them.

[@sidney8305]

oh my god this reminds me of my friend who ate lemons with sugar or salt for "experimenting" and our whole gc was crying

[@maidofmemes1979]

Its the sour hour my dudes

[@12345678abracadabra]

When you wish upon a star... 0:30

[@semidecent4395]

WHY IS THIS COMMENT SO UNDERRATED IT’S SO GOOD

[@Lellowcake96]

*W H E E Z E S*

[@PanzerMan332]

"The canker sores are barkin!

[@J3ravo]

citrus sleeper agent

[@its_me_rikichi]

I think it was definately a flash mob

[@aimee4424]

It’s only now occurred to me that this is from the perspective of the professor and not another student

[@BaconBot360games]

ᴵᵀˢ ᵀᴴᴱ ˢᴼᵁᴿ ᴴᴼᵁᴿ

[@lilgoldenbuddy]

Is this a podcast?? This is HYSTERICAL

[@lilgoldenbuddy]

@Halcyonacoustic if only I had read beforehand. Thank you.

[@mikegrapefruit4987]

Sorry to burst your bubble Griffin but I am definitely the kind of guy to pull out a lemon to eat it. But im not savage, so i wouldnt use a peeler. I would cut the lemon in half and take out a small spoon an sprinkle salt on the lemon and just slurp that sour babey up like a soup in a tiny lil bowl. Lemons are too hard to peel, so its more efficient to use a knife. And if you arent allowed to use a sharp knife, thats fine! Butterknives work. Its just a lil more messy.

[@Jack-qn2ud]

The power move is to pull out a lemon and ask him what the time is

[@Monzsi]

Pure. Fuckin. Gold.

[@olivialeigh1244]

My class fucking hated math class. So to make it bearable one of my friends brought a fuck ton of lemons everyday and passed them out for sour hour. Made that class a million times better.

[@SophieGDough]

*IT'S SOUR HOUR*

[@TheEmodarkangel19]

😆 is this what all their podcasts are like?!

[@astrobat5758]

For those lemon eaters in the comments: I kind of want to join you. Is it worth it?

[@minisparks2516]

2:30 S o u r H o u r

[@Potoaster]

Feels like most likely he just realized there was not enough time left in class to eat a full lemon. I imagine that eating a lemon would be a lengthy process.

[@BeeScaredX_X]

I love eating lemons too.

[@hellyeah6432]

This is so fucking funny to me just because people LEGIT get SO freaked out about people eating lemons. I have eaten lemons my whole damn life. Peeled, just eaten the little slices like one would a delicious tangerine. Same with limes. Did not realize this was weird until I went over to a friend’s house and asked for something to eat. I was craving a lemon (now I know this is an insanely weird sentence to say, Apparently), so I asked if they had any. She looked confused, said, “No, but we have some limes.” I thought “okay, yeah, close enough,” and accepted the lime. As I proceeded to peel and eat said lime, I think her face conveyed all seven stages of grief in about half a second. I had a vague idea that *most* people didn’t just straight up eat lemons and limes, but I didn’t realize exactly how weird that was until I became some sort of spectacle for her entire family. It’s kind of like a cool party trick at this point, but I used to think it was just like... any fruit. So to me, it’s like if you ate an apple and everyone just fucking freaked out. It’s hilarious.

[@wavevapor]

Anyone here after taz graduation started and can't stop picturing the lemon peeler as argo? Bc that's where I'm at rn

[@k.a.u.4599]

My mom and I eat lemons but I can't fathom why they needed it tto be an exact time

[@Duck-mn8xp]

IT WAS THE LEMON DEMON

[@lexiswhite588]

THE SOUR HOUR!😂😂

[@hiyorisou]

THE SOUR HOUR

[@Nulono]

What if he'd just used mouthwash, and has to wait an hour before he eats anything?

[@AnnabellaRedwood]

It could be an eating disorder rule.