MBMBaM - Sandwich Test

[@samwaldron1204]

These Prescriptive Definitions Of What Time Means Don't Mean Anything To Me Or My Baby is my favourite 1950s rock 'n' roll standard

[@EpicBeard815]

Nobody: Griffin: WHEN I WORKED AT THE COUNTRY'S BEST YOGURT

[@aly2833]

Justin talks about his time at blockbuster the same way a veteran talks about the war

[@AnnaKin]

I was applying for a job at Coldstone Creamery. They made us partner up with someone else and write a song about ice cream. No joke. It wasn't even an interview, it was "an audition." Bite me Coldstone. Ends up, this branch was paying their employees tip wages and then donating the tips

[@Varatil]

As someone who's currently working at Jimmy John's I super enjoyed learning Travis was a fellow delivery driver. However, I did *not* enjoy listening to this segment just before bed, and suddenly being put wholly in my work headspace by being asked "What's on the Turkey Tom?"

[@andrewbrowning1931]

Yo Becky What's on the Turkey Tom?

[@Providence83]

Weston, it's been an entire day and I can't wait any longer before accosting you further. Please, I need to know, what _is_ on the Turkey Tom?!

[@momotech7648]

WHAT THE FUCK IS ON THE TURKEY TOM REBECCA? THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW

[@delta0x]

T W O G O D D A M N W E E K S R E B E C C A

[@HHH-oe7lv]

I 100% just had the exact same experience

[@Silverwind87]

"Because I need money" should be an acceptable answer in job interviews.

[@WolfzieDraws]

I can't believe the Mcelroys just perfectly described the plot of Catch 22

[@conner.j.a.wilson]

WolfzieDraws Oh, this is a good comment. Well done

[@snm1202]

Name one difference between Travis and Major Major Major Major, I’ll wait

[@shawnaeatscats]

The longer I'm in the workforce the funnier this bit gets. It makes me laugh harder every single time.

[@shawnaeatscats]

Also, I REALLY wish I knew if he was being sarcastic about that Wednesday afternoon thing.

[@Jonbutter]

(Peter Parker voice) Chipotle Time

[@lordtachanka903]

Jonbutter **THAT SONG* intensifies*

[@koizumiayumu4946]

I worked at Jimmy John's for three weeks. This is all accurate.

[@sheowmao]

listening to this as an employee of a different sandwich place is kind of sending me to hell because of how stupid the names of every sandwich where i work are.

[@lane8649]

Travis is the new jimmy john

[@kirstenerikapaulson2574]

I love Travis and this is no shade on him personally, but man, if this story doesn't exemplify the idea that you could be a mediocre white dude doing your job poorly and still get promoted above someone more qualified.

[@TheCrippledDonkey]

America's best sandwich chain *James Johnson's*

[@Silverwind87]

Isn't that the news guy who hates Spider-Man?

[@WhiteKnuckleRide512]

I’m a big fan of whenever these clips end with a mildly interested “hm.” from griffin

[@vulkantheprimarch8905]

Sadwhic eat

[@FSEThompson]

Somebody order a Thompson?

[@landfillbaby]

free smells?? is that a thing?? do american restaurants other than jimmy john's make you pay to smell??

[@CassReidIsSomeone]

It's embedded in the tax code. Nah but really it's like Jimmy John's motto

[@hollyfelis4197]

i have never been to a Jimmy Johns, nor had any of their sandwiches, but i assume the goof they're making here is that the Jimmy Johns building must have a very potent sandwich aroma

[@bloodlustrous]

Loitering (being somewhere without intent to spend money) is a crime in the United States

[@mlj3347]

Felis Ure Everyone at my work orders JJ for lunch so I can, unfortunately, confirm

[@Clove69]

Aj Marker damn I’ve been committing crimes at pet stores this whole time then

[@CheetahsArePrettyCool]

idk when Kentucky will legalize recreational weed but I'll keep a high Chipolte's meal in mind b/c that sounds nice

[@candyh4284]

pro tip, legality is just a small hurdle on the road to freedom

[@calebstuder448]

Many people have a crohnic pain of some sort, depending on the state a medical card may not be too difficult

[@xilitla.]

@@candyh4284 agreed

[@candyh4284]

@@xilitla. i was high when i wrote that so i feel i ought to clarify a little more - legalizing weed is chump change without the expunging of criminal records containing it and the release of people incarcerated for weed possession/distribution crimes. and legalization should come alongside an industrial tamper, to stop companies from completely running small growers off the road, which could lead to a consolidation of farmers not under the umbrella of one big corporate entity, but also to decreased biodiversity and unethical farming practices which is obviously bad for the planet.

[@xilitla.]

@@candyh4284 absolutely double agreed ! not to mention dismantling the systems that uphold whatever the fuck the War On Drugs is, which just was an excuse to straight up target racial minorities ! and then the resulting incarceration, and the free labour overwhelmingly black prisoners have to do and it’s nauseating resemblance to slavery

[@krystalperez842]

Griffin's joke perfectly explains white privilege 😂