MBMBAM - Vampire Times

The Vampire Times segment from episode 348 of My Brother, My Brother and Me

[@marmarmanuel198]

I love how when Griffin started to whisper Justin went into BIG BROTHER MODE and kept asking f he was okay. 10/10 Big Brother

[@teabreakfast2419]

this is fucked up because vampire times are right now because they live forever

[@happyslowpoke8982]

oh fUCK

[@crys_cornflakez]

wE NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT

[@VillaFanDan92]

It's cool, Buffy got most of them in the 90s.

[@TheGhostofAbigailMills]

Oh, damn, I could be texting one right now and not even know it

[@raimarulightning]

Nah, it's like Bronze Age, where it's named after a defining feature of the time. In this case, it would be the period of time where vampires were the apex predator of the world

[@fishmagee5135]

I love "Jehovah's Witness wouldn't be so fucking cavalier if we were still in vampire times."

[@snoixalicious]

real talk though they would be like 150 times as cavalier in vampire times

[@meemogan]

I love having absolutely zero context for the stuff they say. "There's no electronic communication, which of course means that Willem Dafoe is still trapped in that spectral cage somewhere before Alexander Graham Bell let him out" I mean. I know they're referencing something but there's a moment when you're listening where you're just like "Huh. Okay, that makes sense, I don't know where Willem Dafoe came from, how old even is that guy anyway"

[@pikapuffin368]

Mary-Morganne Smith Someone put it in words!

[@jasperthebeetleboy]

Does anyone know what there referencing yet?

[@user-id4ls8st9e]

@@jasperthebeetleboy the movie shadow of the vampire!

[@superemoboi2050]

I read this exactly as he said it.

[@lizzmickcarcass]

😅 Willem Dafoe would fit right in during vampire times cuz yeah how old is he anyway

[@JackHallowLantern]

Vampires INVENTED welcome mats.

[@crys_cornflakez]

OH G O D

[@Pomlithe]

mother of *god*

[@MrJmazing1]

Underrated Comment 😎

[@kathrynblakeley9823]

It makes too much

[@newflesh666]

*velcome mats

[@Altorin]

I can relate, my sister often referred to "lord of the rings times" unironically

[@jaynenunya6070]

so, like...prehistoric alternate universe British isles

[@warren_waters]

The sheer force of will to not say "Tradin' stocks and biting cocks"

[@ezcellent]

I like how Justin and Travis also start whispering when Griffin does...

[@virginialikethewoolf2075]

McElroys please..... cashing checks and biting necks....

[@calebduarte5255]

Even better: Writin’ checks and bitin’ necks, go for a double rhyme

[@rbitrary]

I work in a mall, and every single time I pass by a juice store (very often) my brain just HAS to shout "Lot of juice stores, back in vampire times!"

[@bi_swamp_thing]

Omg hi Sean bonnette, funny seeing u here

[@CheetahsArePrettyCool]

this bit's ruined me, I'm watching the Good Place and whenever I see the multiple frozen yogurt places on one street I think "ELANOR IS AT YOGURT YOGHURT YOGURTE! IT'S REALLY GENTRIFIED HERE"

[@noahatlas5240]

Justin’s serious tone switch when he was asking if griffin was okay genuinely shook me. God.

[@pintopumpernickel6449]

I love the 30 seconds of delighted laughing from his older brothers that Griffin couldn't bring himself to interrupt.

[@funnyhomunculus3353]

Yeah, I remember Vampire Times, y'know, the 90's.

[@jeremybuxman7555]

Accurate.

[@julesking1303]

The 90s are one of the best Vampire Decades, gotta be honest

[@chaitea5635]

The 1490s

[@chaitea5635]

Sorry it actually looks more like the 1690s

[@lauryngibson1871]

trav's bite joke is unappreciated

[@BlockBusterHomeVideo]

I'm so glad that Travis also bears the burden of Dracula lore.

[@fangirlstampede3065]

Jehovah's witnesses are like vampires. They can't get you if you don't invite them in.

[@shiisiln6122]

"That's why we had... public... houses.... is that what that is?" Public houses are what we now call Pubs, sweetheart.

[@ClockWorksb]

“I bet they’re on….Wall Street” kills me everytime

[@firebirdheats]

That ending was gold

[@avadonians6067]

hey am I the only one who can't stop hearing Griffin's Lup voice in his Vampire Times voice because I'm hearing that shit

[@L-o-l-b-i-t]

Lup: *Flipping through note cards* Greg is at...Jamba Juice, Susan is at J-Crew and she's waiting for Michelle! Taako(?): *Springing up besides Lup* Tyler's at Orange Julius! Lup: *Nudges Taako with her elbow* Lotta juice stores back in Vampire Times! *Timothy has been killed by a vampire, Micheal has been killed by a vampire*

[@crys_cornflakez]

H e l p

[@baandersson2737]

No, I think that's undercover Minerva hanging out at the old gate, which incidentally also explains where all the vampires went.

[@LieseFury]

I about popped a lung when I saw the title and it turned out to be exactly what I thought it meant

[@rachelchastain1060]

A list of my new band names Aqua Pigs Cosmo Biology Vampire Times

[@MrSandMan961]

Literally listening to this on my way to Arby's. Which is not a regular occurrence for me.

[@biddyfox]

Dirk the troll, at it again

[@MarioofSevenStars]

Imagine the prank calls with the Town Crier, "i need Amanda kiss!"

[@snart2195]

QUINTUPLE VAMPURRR!

[@kingimpidimp7060]

My favorite thing is when Travis sometimes ends up sounding like Taako

[@DJWF1990]

Justin is taako

[@beanbot9991]

VAMPO

[@UVioletMS]

Rancho

[@EpicBeard815]

EIGHT FANGS OF JUSTICE

[@Nova-jw6ju]

Yeah, you know, vampire times Jamba Juice

[@KL-hr2kj]

I was gonna say something about Vampires On Wall Street being some kind of movie or show probably, but they beat me to it

[@phi7534]

My favorite thing about this bit is that the brothers forgot that letters exist.

[@Tabbysgigglehouse]

I don't know about Vampires on Wall street. But have you heard of the Werewolf of Wallstreet?

[@coolfish420]

I hope they address this in Dust

[@eiyuuousubs]

dirk.... dirk the troll?

[@shledzguohn]

i literally thought "dirk wasn't one of the trolls," before i remembered.. thanks i hate it (you're definitely definitely right tho)

[@eiyuuousubs]

Clover shledzguohn oh my god

[@paulc6060]

Clover shledzguohn Sorry, Todd

[@DoubleATam]

4:10 ok now I want an unreal tournament announcer style voice pack, the vampire times guy

[@julesking1303]

I want that voice in a GPS system, warning me of the vampos in my general area

[@bb-ef2qm]

Radiohead’s “We Suck Young Blood” is the Wall Street vampire storyline they’re looking for

[@AJAngelBug]

3:50 You either drink the juice or you are the juice y’know

[@patrickrowan6001]

Daybreakers (2009) does the Capitalists = Vampires thing really well

[@WateverWatever04]

Headcanon: Welcome mats were invented by vampires as humans became less trusting

[@phillyfanmatt]

ITS DIRK

[@mikaht6547]

You cannot forget the daylight rings😬

[@vizzy5764]

Isn't "havin sex and bitin necks" just the plot of "The Lost Boys"

[@themobiustripper]

This is just Dimension 20's The Unsleeping City

[@oopsiethatsgay3203]

There is a horribly kinky and weird vampire banker romance comic but sadly no shows 😔

[@danielcricket1159]

Im sorry to be that guy but Dirk, asking a question like that? God has cursed us for our hubris

[@davidradcliffe955]

I swear my kids will ask me this when i get kids XD

[@orionsbonk]

the mcelroys gave brennan the idea for the unsleeping city season 1 villains

[@runeanonymous9760]

What would last longer in vampire times

[@amberwingtundrawing776]

Were the Jehovah's witnesses vampires?

[@Vabulous1]

Was that a fucking Mr. Big the band reference on top of a Mr. Big SATC reference? *chef's kiss*

[@miscellaneousshadow7452]

Not gonna lie. In college there was a girl I liked and i didn't get her number (i just forgot to get it). I wanted to talk to her again. So, you know I waited outside her favorite restraint for over 5 hours A DAY hoping she would show up and I could pretend it was coincidence. Needless to say I got a second date.

[@noahhoyle3462]

You know Karl Marx often compared capitalists to vampires.

[@nananderson7259]

Town criers were only really good for telling you when the time was.....very late! No one will get this I'm a sad sack