MBMBaM - The Garfield Monstrosity

[@mephostopheles3752]

Sometimes this video autoplays when I’m distracted. And I only realize what’s happening when Griffin says “As a teenager I suffered from severe depression-“. That moment is like realizing you’re hearing footsteps in your otherwise empty house only when the figure appears in your doorway.

[@StraveTube]

I can only hope this does not start happening to me. It sounds terrifying. I am sorry for your... situation.

[@barbershopbible]

yup, just happened

[@Secret_Takodachi]

lol welcome to the club, I'm 31 now and started suffering from depression as a teenager. I've learned to manage it through less... non-garfield related outlets but yeah that shit doesn't just go away. You just age out of being young enough for people to pretend to give a shit then you're on your own. So.... learn to cope, don't lose hope and just remember we all leave eventually so there's no point in rushing things; give life a chance to surprise ya I guarantee if you force yourself to keep living with it there's going to be some shit that you never saw coming. That has made it easier for me to keep on going but I get it, some days are impossible. When that happens just focus on getting through that, practice will make you more resilient and while medication didn't help for me you should at least give some of those a try if only to say you did that. Cognitive behavioral therapy can really set you up with some good resilience mentality models and those have been my most reliable resource so I definitely suggest that as a non-medication based alternative. Good luck.

[@tabithaaf]

accidentally trapped myself in this scenario when it started playing while washing my face before going to bed. i was trapped just completing my skin care routine as i was suffering.

[@thiagoweber3153]

And the figure is actually Garfield

[@LunarRaevyn]

"Do you want a Yahoo Answers?" "Yes" He would soon come to regret those words

[@kizi3339]

169th like

[@pinkertonbyweezer]

nice pfp

[@pormpfspimperton6804]

*Word

[@LunarRaevyn]

Damn i didn't even know i left this comment

[@LunarRaevyn]

@@pinkertonbyweezer thanks!! Made it a couple months ago :)

[@frogfireFantasy]

No, Nermal's the young, grey kitten who annoys Garfield by being younger and cuter. They're thinking of Arlene, garfield's pink girlfriend with lipstick. Get your Garfield canon right, god.

[@lindseyherbst9444]

My brain read this in Griffin's voice, in the style of Griffin's amibo corner.

[@skyheartstar6510]

Maybe they thought Nermal was a girl because of his eyelashes?

[@bitchtitchs]

Hey garfield lore expert. Please answer me this. What was nermals owners name

[@frogfireFantasy]

@@bitchtitchs Their owner is never mentioned. Its said several times through the series that nermal DOES have an owner, since he gloats about going to photo shoots and stuff. But their owner is never mentioned. I'm almost positive it's not Jon tho.

[@bitchtitchs]

@@frogfireFantasy what about johns roommate? I remember them being connected by having weird names

[@jordanj.3800]

The distress in Griffin's voice when he yells, "You're worried about FINISHING?" makes me lose it every single time, without fail. This bit haunts me. There's never been a weirder question on the show.

[@blackdaisy123]

Jordan J. the mango one came pretty close, though.

[@Abigail-hu5wf]

Every time I think I'm gonna get through this. Every time. And each time... I am _wrong._ I have to specifically avoid listening to this podcast in any situation where I'm likely to need to do something like driving because of these fucking moments.

[@Kazzzack]

12:36

[@sunnydtgm5414]

^ this

[@Silverwind87]

@@blackdaisy123 That was an answer, not a question.

[@tinytoychihuahua7306]

Garfield the shopkeeper from TAZ always wears a robe. I wonder why

[@ros7444]

HEY NOW I DONT LIKE WHAT YOURE IMPLYING HERE

[@ishallcallhersquishy]

HEY HEY HEY ..... HEY

[@alexhartley3576]

NO. STOP.

[@haroohi8839]

HEY THERE, FRIEND. HEY. NO.

[@n0vaaaskyy]

how about no

[@UnderTheTableGremlin]

Something about “I killed off Jon in a jealous rage” kills me every time

[@alembicsystem]

"well i'm flaccid forever now"

[@theWeaverofTales]

Justin: "Don't tell the internet about your sexual fantasies" Also Justin: "I find Larry the crash test dummy to be a very soothing sexual influence"

[@infinikki]

I want to like this but 666 likes seems appropriate for this 😂 I'll be back when it's inevitably ruined Edit: I came back at 668, to deliver dat 669 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@porygonlover322]

"I'm pretty sure Nermal's asexual, _not that it's gonna slow this guy down_ ."

[@BillieWagtail]

"Your seed would find no purchase in her loamy soil" - I'm ruined forever.

[@bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329]

400th like. Also I’m gonna use that line now lmao

[@kaizokumugiwara2724]

I'm pretty sure he secretly reads trashy romance novels. There's been a couple things he's said to make me think that's happening.

[@IrisGlowingBlue]

Griffin: "Let's get into this" Justin and Travis: "Nooooope" Griffin: "No, no, no, c'mon. C'mon" -a microcosm of this whole podcast

[@shutupsavannah2195]

GlowingBlueIris Griffin: PLAAAAY WITH MEE

[@OttoGraff-fu8pj]

shutupsavannah Play with me in the space~

[@rhino3677]

Thank you for NOT animating this!

[@crowe3301]

I, personally, am VERY disappointed that no one out there decided that this would be a fantastic thing to animate. Would I watch it? No. Definitely not. But I do wish that someone would enjoy this clip enough that they decided to spend the time to animate it.

[@piroshi3rd]

If plagueofgripes was a fan of the show I know for a fucking fact he would be all over this.

[@crowe3301]

Will Cook Whoever this is needs to be introduced to this show as soon as possible.

[@nocturnGER]

This would make for a great David Cronenberg movie for sure

[@cwonus]

Guess who IS animating it! kzbin.info/www/bejne/n33Qpq2el9OLnLM

[@suzieguinard8342]

Ok but... is THIS why Garfield the deals warlock wanted a Magnus body? And why Griffin wanted to take the secret to his grave?

[@_abSynthe_]

Suzie Guinard OH MY GOD I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT GRIFFIN WHY

[@asiunderstandit5717]

Suzie Guinard OH NOOOO

[@h-nlm6314]

FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME THINK ABOUT THAT

[@cah137-y4s]

Congratulations, you solved Griffin's sin-against-God riddle.

[@ramywiles]

MAGNUS BODY GARF HEAD OR GARF BODY MAGNUS HEAD

[@laurafrakinroslin]

Griffin always comes in the kinkiest yet Justin always ends with the most disturbing shit. Meanwhile Travis is dead.

[@BrazenSolar]

Prettypinkdork Travis is a catalyst that enables them to reach greater heights and is the most non-odd, enabling them to bounce ideas around and test reactions, in a way we can relate to instead of the podcast just becoming incomprehensible and faintly disturbing. That's my theory at least.

[@darkmannight1]

Travis is like the rpg summon, he's not there all the time, but when he is you bet its Something

[@MerryMadnessOfficial]

Omg! I was legit cry laughing!

[@meghanconklin3796]

Travis is so essential

[@alyssathehomogay]

"You're worried about /FINISHING/????"

[@packaday266]

7 years later, live action "Cats" exists.

[@genericname8727]

I don’t think the live action cats is any weirder than the musical.

[@godmaster20]

That’s the guy’s main jack off material, I bet.

[@glowstickjuice8018]

It’s probably that weird fuckers favorite movie for ungodly reasons

[@Silverwind87]

Thank god they didn't cast Pamela Anderson.

[@yanaaugust1434]

😭😭😭

[@GoldKnightProduction]

Just imagine if Pam-Body Garf-Head could only communicate through speech bubbles.

[@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick]

GoldKnightProduction Like in Who Censored Roger Rabbit?

[@junobrooke9505]

My curiosity got the best of me and I ended up searching for the yahoo question to read the sample, and when I did some of the magic still left in the world died

[@slendy9600]

Dog same... it troubles me that this will be in my search history forever

[@VWWNN]

Jesus Christ I read it and part of my soul committed sodoku

[@Shakafist]

Seppuku?

[@angmering5899]

gesundheit

[@fakejessnoe]

The hypothetical situation Griffin throws at the brothers in the end is like a super weird precursor to the Adventure Zone

[@LilyTheSmol]

I was just thinking that! That would be one hell of a boss fight!

[@Silverwind87]

@@LilyTheSmol You CANNOT seduce the Garfield Monstrosity.

[@godcopter]

Griffin: which- Justin, immediately: no

[@EpiphanyDraws]

how bad is it that this might be my favorite mbmbam bit of all time just hearing their horrified gasps at the beginning is enough to put me in stitches every time

[@DeathAdezel]

We all have something buried deep inside... that guy just has something buried deep inside of garfield

[@ohjeezitslee4043]

Oh YOU.

[@BurningInquiry]

OMG

[@nomukun1138]

"Pretty basic stuff."

[@timmteller871]

Andrew Turner not at all...

[@knuxtoastOFroblox]

Just your completely normal, average, everyday drawings and fanfiction.

[@Thiefree]

Lin-Manuel based Hamilton on this. This ask is the Reynolds Pamphlet of Garfield porn.

[@ParadoxGavel]

Thiefree "Odie, thank god, someone who understands what I'm struggling here to do!" "The world was wide enough for Jon Arbuckle and me..."

[@mattbastard1294]

THE GARFIELD PAMPHLET! HAVE YOU READ THIS?!

[@mephostopheles3752]

I like the implication that Hamilton isn’t based on real-world historical events.

[@pseudophori6541]

Mephostopheles Are you suggesting the real Hamilton wrote garfield smut?

[@MaxGreen111]

“The charge against me is a connection with one Jim Davis for purposes of improper speculation. My real crime is an amorous connection with his cartoon cat comic for a considerable time without his consent.”

[@GioTheVax]

Nobody can make jokes about Griffin's vore fetish, when THIS exists

[@starteas]

GioTheVax i'm sorry his WHAT?

[@xochi98]

【 starteas 】 I’m pretty sure he doesn’t actually have that fetish he just “ate a banana funny” once and everyone went crazy

[@BlackWingFlight]

No he has/had a KZbin where he vored Amiibos. I'm sure it started as a joke, but...

[@xochi98]

Edpool Wilson I watched the vids and I’m a changed man

[@thewordywarlock7159]

he has a VIP-only podcast on MaxFun called Big Gulp.

[@brookeraby9057]

perpetual freak-out arms race that is the internet

[@BaskervilleLacie]

there is a LOT happening in this bit that can be talked about, but let me just draw attention to a part that i feel is really underrated: the very end, where travis is like, "we need to pull out of this nose dive" and immediately justin replies, "pull outta _something_ " followed by the boys' overlapping noises of extreme discomfort i love this bit so much

[@d1scordia]

“Pretty basic wish fulfillment stuff” *reads the actual fic* Jesus Christ

[@jaynenunya6070]

gritty head Pam bod or Pam head gritty bod

[@d1scordia]

I’ve completely forgotten what the actual content is and now im scared because im morbidly curious

[@infernocop1009]

"Your seed would find no purchase in her loamy soil."

[@sillyd0g]

this begs the question what the hell was this dude's girlfriend searching to end up finding his weird garfield fetish stories

[@rowbug]

hey can i borrow your computer for a sec? just need to search sexy anthro genderswap garfield

[@yuudaemones2624]

+Julie This is a very good question. Although, she could have just tried to open a file and saw the 'recently opened' section.

[@ezzbbj8]

not speaking from experience at all, but windows 10 in particular has a real hair trigger on bringing up ribald material with the lightest of search terms

[@cpariona1]

Lasagna

[@beebo-]

i mean if i was on someone’s computer and i saw a group of files that was like documents taxes taxes federal taxes federal 2016 GARFIELD FUCK FANFIC i would be upset

[@thewordywarlock7159]

I like how he included the bit where the garfbomination cuts itself and binge eats in order to cope with the utterly fucked up abusive bullshit his self insert made it do. Like, way to make an impression of yourself bud.

[@sarahbenner7283]

Nermal is not only male, but a child. You're thinking of Arlene.

[@hermitcrablullaby8001]

Maybe if you add more terrible things, it’ll reverse and become normal again?

[@megalomaniacalHalide]

Where's that 'SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBestiality' song from Homestuck? That DOES seem more normal than this.

[@edgarbraintree4370]

Zazzilas Arden I take it you haven't watched the documentary The Gift

[@megalomaniacalHalide]

+Edgar Braintree Y'mean that paid actor bullshit trying to demonize the gay community? Yeah, uh-hunh, sure. That shit was TOTALLY real. I bet you think Andrew Wakefield deserves to be listened to with that kind of willful stupidity.

[@ZazzilasArden]

+Edgar That was incredibly fake and had literally no credible sources. "The Gift" is literally a laughing stock in the civil rights community and not even the anti-gay community bothers using it in an argument because of how laughably and obviously false it is. Shit was literally just paid actors, like that was outed by the actors themselves a month after the documentary came out.

[@todorokishoto3058]

Who else was so cursed with terminal curiosity they looked up the question on Yahoo Answers, read the story sample, and immediately regretted their decision

[@opossummom]

Scarred and genuinely terrified for the safety of myself and the op's girlfriend

[@skechij5856]

Did it, learned nothing and proceeded to look up the Giving Tree slashfic Griffin found in a later ep

[@hskatkat]

When he was like “Can I throw the body?” I was like “gonna have to roll for that probably” and then his brother made it into a D&D joke and i think i need to listen to this podcast now

[@anonymousmisnomer5443]

This is canonically what Mr. TheDealsWarlock actually looks like in The Adventure Zone.

[@sophiacesconetto2738]

Is this Garfield the Deals Warlock's tragic backstory?

[@dudejesus8010]

Yes

[@Silverwind87]

Bastard son of Pamela Garfield and Nermal.

[@erinwren465]

i asked a friend of mine to choose between pamela anderson head w/garfield body or garfield head w/pamela anderson body and he didnt even hesitate in choosing pamela body and i cant stop thinking about it. even when i clarified that the garfield head was in control and still acted like a cartoon cat, he was swayed at all

[@PromKnight]

Erin Wren I think the garfield head could be an improvement

[@WixkedLovy]

Erin Wren I mean if you had to choose between who to have sex with you would choose the cat body I instead of a woman body?

[@h-nlm6314]

The question is not "who would be more human?" or "what would be less weird?", its "what would i rather stick my dick into?"

[@LasagnaTheArtist]

I think you found the Yahoo answers question asker

[@panromanticmom3028]

That was my immediate thought too, just because it would be less of a crime in the eyes if most legal systems. Of course in the eyes of god you are forever tarnished either way

[@hekilledthecat2151]

All I’m saying is the girlfriend should RUN AND NEVER LOOK BACK

[@indridcold7766]

“You know I’ve always been a fan of heathcliff” *squints at Taz Amnesty*

[@MrSpock..]

i read this as he said it and my life flashed before my eyes

[@notlucyb]

*”YOU’RE WORRIED ABOUT F I N I S H I N G?”* leaves me wheezing every time

[@LWillRuleTheWorld]

anyone else rlly wanna know what justin's "pretty weird" thing is? has his jimmy buffett appreciation become a fetish?

[@Champiness]

The true reason he was so nervous at the Escape To Margaritaville premiere

[@Blattella]

only insofar as Griffin's Carly Rae appreciation is

[@4BYSSALTEETH]

Blattella pog hello

[@magicjuand]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jHjPeayMnd6LgqM

[@dianisea-hh4uf]

This is the canon appearance of Garfield the Deals Warlock sorry i don't make the rules

[@lcsbanana]

"Your seed would find no purchase in her lonely soil" remains the funniest MBMBAM line ever spoken.

[@emilysmith2965]

*loamy.

[@narcspector]

And that's what Tree of Life was about

[@funnyhomunculus3353]

I'll have you know I just read the excerpt from the monstrous fanfiction on the Yahoo answer and I plan to take my own life shortly

[@farkbett699]

Link it please I want to see Hell

[@thedndsessionsofapastfrien3763]

this is basically the initiation segment for mbmbam newcomers and i love it

[@benwitte5580]

“What do you think his position on Nermal is” I feel like this guy has a few positions he uses on Nernal

[@galaxiaprince]

i burst out into giggles at school bc of this video and i am so glad noboy asked why because there is no way i can explain this

[@mobattle-b1s]

GalaxyPrince same thoooo

[@smasshton]

i do this all the time with MBMBAM and taz

[@Feasco]

I feel the need to draw attention to Pet Force, an official work in which Garfield and all the animal characters have their regular heads on physically superior superhuman bodies, leading me to believe our garfield-lover has a kindred spirit in the industry

[@uuh4yj43]

or worse, is working in it

[@marypresslike]

i absolutely lost it while justin was "choosing". the image of the garfield/pam appearing behind pam/garfield after justin threw travis onto it was a horrifying image

[@mixolyde]

I love when Griffin takes on the duty of hosting "Would You Rather" and answering the investigative questions.

[@peachyseen]

Hear me out The Final Pams head and Garfields body?

[@bendefusco8706]

No such beauty could exist in this world.

[@doctortehe]

Which one of you is the Goofy?

[@ezekielmartin4323]

Y'know how the book of Revelations mentions a beast arising from the sea to foretell the end of he world? Yeah, uh... That.

[@diehounderdoggenalt]

That's just Face Cat.

[@PyrokineticFire1]

not enough "gun to your head" hypotheticals embrace the fatal outcome of refusal as a viable option well done Travis

[@jrw2319]

I just read the part they didn't want to read and oh boy....it was...uh...wow....

[@FutonForensic]

I thought this would be the podcast that finally killed me

[@ghines38133]

yo man, really random im sorry, but can I get a link to your thumbnail image?

[@aspertia]

you replied to this 4 year old comment and idk if you expected a reply by the original guy at this point i just happened to see this and know what it's from static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/0/1520/2443067-catarina-armor.jpg

[@tailsfox45]

you realize you're a literal hero right

[@jacobbeppler2636]

Travis is the funniest brother solely based on his work in this nightmare question

[@GippyHappy]

When he says it’s “too gross to read” he really isn’t kidding. It’s not even a fun read, it’s actually kind of upsetting.

[@stupidfurry4693]

Im morbidly curious, on a scale of 1-10 how scarred will I be if I read it?

[@GippyHappy]

@@stupidfurry4693 I’ve scrubbed it from my mind and honestly don’t remember writing this so I’m gonna say an 11

[@heatheroutre]

I just read it for the first time and wow this person isn't okay solid 10/10 bad read

[@thesightthesoundthefeeling8769]

@@heatheroutre Where can I find it? I need to read this

[@heatheroutre]

@@thesightthesoundthefeeling8769 google Garfield monstrosity on images, you can find the post

[@pichu9546]

I like how justin says that the love child of himself and a pamlet anderson Garfield would be the antichrist, implying that a sort of opposite of the holy trinity is comprised of Garfield, pamlet anderson and justin mcelroy

[@nepetaren1267]

I searched up the yahoo and it's so much worse than you could ever imagine

[@porygonlover322]

"god hates us all and thats why he laughs, he created the world to laugh at our pain, now eat up!" - an extremely normal sentence to have in your erotic garfield fan fiction

[@Nathan-ej3bk]

@Andrew Homiak He ate me up like I tasted like lasagna

[@mousemalone9462]

'This lasagnussy aint gonna eat itself, Yahoo Answers user [Question Mark]' said Garfield.

[@Tomapella]

I got up to "life juice"

[@VWWNN]

Take a sip of that fucking l i f e j u I c e

[@dicejohnson8919]

“Your seed would find no purchase in her loamy soil”

[@MK-moth]

I laughed so hard at the Jim Davis comment that I choked on orange juice

[@saxmaverick]

Nothing in the history of this podcast will ever beat "you're worried about FINISHING???!!!" in terms of actual, physical pain I was in from laughing

[@phillyfanmatt]

7 years later and this remains the most cursed segment not just of MBMBaM, but of ALL podcasts.

[@bewilderbeastie8899]

Now we know the true form of Garfield the Deals Warlock.

[@porygonlover322]

I appreciate your profile pic

[@robynthethird4776]

WHICH ONE??

[@thecurtains]

"You die in the dream, you'll be stuck in Garfield fucking limbo forever."

[@Johnwicklover1994]

I’m in a group chat with many many people on discord. A few moments ago, this started playing in the voice chat because someone requested for dab-bot to play it. We were all suffering. Then someone sent a highschool AU Lorax smut fic

[@K-bb2bc]

Man, I love the new Lasagna Cat videos

[@PIKAbrusier]

I should've listened to Griffin. The fanfiction that guy wrote is just gross and uncomfortable

[@allisonfields3108]

Glad after all these years we finally know the identity of the Yahoo asker: Shane Dawson.

[@Steve-uu7yx]

your life can be split into two parts: before you listened to this cursed episode in its entirety and after

[@jamiemaybe]

I just yelled "stOp!" At my phone.

[@jacksonmosqueda8898]

After reading the part they didn't read, I envy those who can't read.

[@jeremiahchambers3450]

I'm at the mouth of mango.

[@lhoravn2481]

i'm just listening to all of these now and i'm literally in tears holy SHIT

[@ham1nator1337]

I'd go with the Garfhead Pambod, because it would be easier to convince a judge that she (he? they?) count as human. I mean, Garfhead is like 90% person, while Pamhead is only 10%. Then again, I might actually get into it and close my eyes, only to open them and see Garfield's face hovering over me, which might give me a heart attack.

[@shawnaeatscats]

But if you imagine it in real life instead of a cartoon, it would just be like a normal orange cat head.. not nearly as bad as the... well... davis' unique style.

[@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong]

@@shawnaeatscats that just makes it even more certain to be garfhead, because the sheer eldritch horror of watching a domestic cat's body dragging pamela anderson's head around on its too-small neck would kill me instantly.

[@lhaviland8602]

That's what paper bags are for.

[@uuh4yj43]

this reminds me of a book i had to read in HIGH SCHOOL for UNIVERSITY ADMISSION where a centaur man gets imprisoned with a sphinx and has sex with it and self loathes about it

[@aplant9980]

@@uuh4yj43 TITLE???

[@taylorkreate]

Every once in a while I rediscover this and it is always a sucker punch to the face.

[@Wertsir]

The guy asking the question is far too confident that this is something everyone does. It scares me.

[@Rick586]

Either this guy is an absolute maniac, or a comedic genius.

[@UltimateKyuubiFox]

“And that’s what Tree of Life was about.”

[@RanRanshama]

"You're worried about FINISHING?"

[@fairyqt]

This is my first time stumbling across this bit and dear God. There are no words. I've only seen vague references in comments and seeing this I thought, "Ooh! A MBMBAM bit I don't know! What a joy!" Oh, how I long for my innocence back.

[@kayla4503]

I have a friend that cosplayed this...

[@pyrite7139]

astro wayla W H Y

[@kaylakmcclain4885]

All of mans greatest atrocities begin with “do you wanna yahoo”

[@AntheanCeilliers]

"YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT FINISHING?!" is the iconic line

[@jarroddobben]

I remember the first time I heard this clip. It was in my upstairs bathroom at night, no light on. I was washing my face before going to bed, listening to mbmbam clips in the background to pass the time. And then this came on shuffle. Unlike Justin, I couldn't even finish.

[@valentine87002]

travis letting out a stressed “uh-huh...” while griffin reads the damn thing...... big mood

[@TRquiet]

This is why Yahoo deleted Yahoo Answers.

[@Fuzzycryptid]

I think this wormed its way into my subconscious because I don't remember first listening to this bit, but I do trust that I did, and ever since I've made naked figure drawing practice more fun by putting Garfield's face on all of them

[@computergutz4736]

God it's just like the Reynolds Pamphlets

[@UltraCheesecakeFace]

Rewatched this again entirely because of the defunctland video about people having sex on the garfield dark ride. This is the person I was imagining doing it the entire time.

[@possumprince]

an important and horrifying piece of information relevant to this question: male cats have barbs on the junk so that's what you're signing up for with garf body

[@JohnDoe-tl4gm]

What if THAT is what Garfield the deals warlock looks like?

[@teslajambox]

ive spent my entire life since this segment waiting for something to make me laugh as violently as "you're worried about FINISHING?" did the first time i heard it

[@sarahglover1262]

Alright I showed this to a friend and he says he's had nightmares ever since, so thanks for that.

[@Wildstag]

The weak "uh-huh" at 1:29 just kills me every time.

[@spamreciever4208]

I just found the snippet that Grif didn't include Hey y'all, she isn't freaked out by the fact it's Garfield, she's freaked out by what this creepazoid is doing to Garfield in his imagination

[@whatalsaid]

I'm trying to get into MBMBAM because some people suggested it, and now I have Pamegar Andersonfield permanently living in my brain. I have some regrets.

[@feelthejoy]

“You have in your inventory a dagger and a shield” Is this the prequel to TAZ?? Lol

[@sighcantthinkofaname]

this is both the best and worst thing I've ever listened to

[@pandorisnova449]

This video is the definition of a rabbit hole