MBMBaM 676: Face 2 Face: Teddy Laid it Down Sideways

LIVE from beautiful San Jose, a real Justin town, with questions about haunted wedding venues, accident cheese, and the looming threat that is robots giving us no more than the mandated number of chicken nuggets.
Suggested talking points: The Holy Spirit Takes Orders from ME , Subliminal Jackson, Parkour Plateau, Pre-Show Big Burrito Bowl, Pennywise Ate All Our Posters
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[@moss_yt]

53:44 The audio cuts out so here’s the transcript for that bit! Griffin: You mean the bottle of maple- you touched the ma- Asker: No, no the bottle’s not supposed to be sticky. G: you weren’t sampling the maple syrup to make sure it was sticky enough for the customer before they went home. Travis: A good vintage! Justin: *laughs haughtily like he’s examining a fine wine* Ah, ha ha! A: So I pick up the bottle it’s a little bit sticky I’m like okay This is probably broken, this is probably like, you know. usually I would get them another one but he’s like- G: Bad, A bad person A: He was really rushing me.

[@DaggerSkullery]

a hero, thank you

[@KyleZager]

Glory to you and your house

[@asbestos-freecomedy]

rip Jimmy Buffet

[@sethharris813]

I hope Justin is taking it okay. It has me pretty tore up. Jimmy's music helped me through a really rough time. RIP to a truly awesome human being.

[@iantkach6640]

Rest in peace, Jimmy 😔 Hope that wherever your soul/spirit goes from here, there’s always plenty of chill music for you to enjoy. (Not gonna lie, I half thought you guys were joking or referencing something in the video. Had to check the news to make sure… uff da.)

[@cotteredwards3498]

19:51 "I used to be the cool dad who did parkour and could climb up a building. Now that I'm older and my body is falling apart, I just can't perform my rad moves anymore." "Now read the next question." Travis only pulls this move once in a blue moon but it's always surgically precise.

[@0kieD0kiee]

i feel so universally lucky to have been there for this very special show

[@dizzylilthing]

Hannah giggling through her entire question made my heart swell with joy

[@iantkach6640]

Same 💯

[@abj6920]

"Teddy laid it down sideways" gives me "bust it down sexual style" energy

[@mikececconi2677]

"You just have to set aside a couple minutes every day to googling words you don't know because kids just made them up" pretty much sums up by entire life philosophy.

[@nathancarter8239]

Sound cuts out for me at 53:44 and intermittently until 54:01. May not happen for you but if it did it's an audio issue.

[@tri-angel]

It happened for me too

[@iantkach6640]

That makes three of us.

[@liamobrien1839]

I also.

[@firstlast6796]

yeah

[@moss_yt]

I hear that here but it’s not on the Spotify version. Must be an exporting issue

[@2goblinsinatrenchcoat]

Wishing eternal rest on Island Time to the ultimate Island Boy-nay-Island _MAN_ James Buffet.

[@ziwwa]

careful, accident cheese, that wont cut it when its yogurt time

[@abj6920]

Every single wikihow article writer should absolutely storm the live shows and demand recompense

[@ashleyboots3386]

My face when I heard the opening question asker's Les Mis confession! 😮

[@nolanchill]

My jaw dropped

[@ashleyboots3386]

@@nolanchill right?? Same! I was literally stunned for like 30 seconds 🤣

[@risxra]

Thank you for keeping this comment vague enough that I got excited for the question without being spoiled for what it actually was😂

[@DaemonInWhite]

God, I love the live shows but this one was particularly hilarious. Wiped me out quite a few times.

[@sethharris813]

The McElroys and Jimmy Buffett are both bigger than Jesus in my book. Rest in peace to a real one. Thank you for all the peace you brought me, Jimmy.

[@iantkach6640]

11:30 Justin's Bruno Mars joke is just kind of all right on its own, but Travis and Griffin made it a hundred times better.

[@pluribus_unum]

14:17 - I'm in the edge case of people where this is true. I eat 50 lbs (25 quarts) of plain goat yogurt a month.

[@Kane_the_Newschool_DM]

Yogurt Georg is an outlier and should not have been counted

[@KyleZager]

I prefer yogurt made from spicy goats, but to each their own I guess

[@KyleZager]

(Podcast recorded in April, before the pride merch got put up): "Yeah, the gays love Target" [audience cheers]. Target deserves to have Teddy lay it sideways all over them.

[@edgymoss]

OH HELL YEA

[@jackroberts2704]

Madonna and Jimmy Fallon weren't in sync, but Justin Timberlake was. Rip Jimmy Buffet

[@jamesmccomb9525]

I think it would be very funny if, after doing his introduction, Travis bookends it with "and for the following introduction please nobody make any sound" so that Griffin has to just sort of... Deal with that.

[@jamesmccomb9525]

It is fucking unreal that I had this idea totally independent before getting to Griffin's introduction like 10 seconds later.

[@bobsmith93]

You must know them well lol

[@jamesmccomb9525]

@@bobsmith93 Great minds think alike.

[@phillipdangt341]

30:48 End of Moneyzone

[@iantkach6640]

49:15-ish 11/12-year old Hannah might be one of the best examples I’ve EVER heard of “if you want something done right [or at least done passably well], do it yourself”.

[@rubyblooddemonking]

Whats up with the recording errors recently

[@ixihatinn]

51:24

[@MusicChannel-uv2bx]

Man, they were so confident, but Rizz so much does not just mean charisma lol

[@notveryniceatall]

You're not as interesting as you think you are and you'll never know how happy people are when you leave the room

[@MusicChannel-uv2bx]

@@notveryniceatall Are you just like, a bot that does generic trolling?

[@ziwwa]

yay :3

[@Furretkun]

❤

[@zengardengnome]

This explains why most instructions online are trash. Written by 20 year olds who've never actually done the thing.

[@sethescope]

*11-12 year olds

[@Leszczomen]

first?