MBMBaM - Rub This On Your Body

[@MissMystery1412]

"What flavor" boys p l e a s e

[@spencerkaminsky6943]

The gusto with which Griffin delivers his triumphant answer of "Army Wives" is truly special.

[@SgtWally]

9:31 I didn't even know I needed a new Tinder notification sound but now I have one. Thanks, Griffin.

[@josephharold808]

I WAS SO SCARED THAT IT WOULD BE "ARMY WIVES"

[@spaztron5000]

​@@josephharold808 BLESS YOU FOR THIS; I LAUGHED SO HARD MY ABS FINALLY HAVE DEFINTION

[@emmagrace1812]

*KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP* We're gonna bully you! I choked

[@abbigailflynn2313]

I just listened to this after buying a secret Santa gift at Bath and Body Works for my co-worker. Thanks for dragging me Travis.

[@laurafrakinroslin]

“Two weeks”? That shit last forever. I still have a full tube of Sun Ripened Raspberry. They haven’t carried that in years.

[@AceAttorny]

Griffin doesn't use the word "pHUssy" as the punchline to jokes often, but when does, it's always a Certified Banger.

[@jrw2319]

12:24 "Guys I know what the market is." "Tell me." "......Army wives." "AHAHAHA OH NOO OH NOOO OH NOOO *HOW COULD THIS BE?!"*

[@NububuChan]

I read this comment first and still laughed my ass off when it happened holy shit

[@stellabymoonlight9069]

I was in a coffee shop grading papers when this happened. I went from casual listening while working to pitching forward and laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe and tears came to my eyes. The worst part was I couldn’t exactly belly laugh when I was the ONLY PERSON THERE so I had to laugh silently, which somehow only made it funnier.

[@stellabymoonlight9069]

NububuChan it’s just perfectly built up. All the important information of the joke is told slowly throughout the clip, but then the actual joke comes so out of left field that you are caught off guard. It almost feels like it should have been done on purpose. Love the McElroys.

[@catsmeowgames2393]

“large marge” i choked on my cookie please , griffin,

[@marciamills1926]

Legitimately was wrapping a secret Santa gift that consisted of Soap n Glory products while listening to this

[@marciamills1926]

@Julie Kavanagh you're damn right!

[@LazyDucksCantSwim]

Travis out here trying to give actually good advice and then getting absolutely dunked on

[@giveyouthesun5220]

im crying at army wives my dad was in the army for 20 years and my mom was the epitome of the Army wife. army wives have their own culture.....

[@havendotcom]

I've worked at bath and body works for a few years and this bit had me rolling but it's so true that it's the last-ditch effort for men who don't know what their wives like. I love to bully the men by saying "what do you mean you don't know what she likes?? YOU'RE the one who married her!"

[@stellabymoonlight9069]

Keep doing God’s work. Maybe it’ll encourage them to know their wives better!

[@brinnyn6881]

Me and my roommate have both worked for Lush and honestly FOR REAL I FEEL THIS, WE BOTH DO

[@KairuHakubi]

@@stellabymoonlight9069 or stop marrying women who like bed bath and beyond i want to marry the girls who used to hang out at arcades when those were around. who would be delighted to get an arcade-carpet-print rug or a pokemon plushie or something.

[@catsinburg8626]

​@@KairuHakubiwhat does that have to do with the comment

[@KairuHakubi]

@@catsinburg8626 um... Guy says that bed bath and beyond is where guys go when they don't know what their wives like.. I say to marry women who like cooler things, that guys know.

[@masterofthetear8138]

"How did you know I would like these slacks?" "Oh, Large Marge told me."

[@TowelRanger]

That exasperated “oh no” is so genuine

[@ShadG]

Legend Of Large Marge

[@ragnar3434]

Really cool to see that Tom Waits has agreed to do surprise cameos like this.

[@retroray22]

Maybe my favorite comment on KZbin

[@xXSCDTXx]

Why is Justin’s sexy voice just Jigsaw?

[@keyboardoracle4436]

Is Mantown anything like Boyland?

[@xxcelestialdreamxx7709]

Its the capital

[@waylandvolundr3913]

Mantown smokes less than Boyland, but still dies stupidly.

[@viiravos]

He's his cousin

[@MsDefectiveToaster]

They're at war actually over the territory of Guyville. So many needless deaths....

[@Altered_Aether]

my jaw dropped when griffin said "Army wives."

[@dakotaalexander9811]

I need y’all to know that I own the ManTown candle and that there will never be a better smelling candle lol, ManTown is glorious

[@CascadiaVile]

army wife

[@paulunga]

Musk gets a bad rep for some reason. People think it smells like armpits and burnt cigars or whatever when it's actually a pretty sweet and fresh smell that's in many female perfumes, too. One of my favorites is Flowerbomb.

[@julescegan]

This has to be one of the best bits they’ve ever done. Every minute of this is so good

[@miseryloves3661]

When I first saw this, I thought it said “rub this on your baby”

[@ManyMonstersMedia]

'that stank ain't N E V E R coming out'

[@takemetoyonk]

Yankee Candle for Men gets even more layered when you factor in the gay male market

[@WiltingWillow._.]

Mantown: "Who's the market??" Not bros, obvs. Its for people who really like men. Duh. Some people like musk. Straight boys.

[@trashandchaos]

Mantown sounds like a Guy Fieri themed gay bar.

[@meloncholy428]

You're forgetting the already sexual Flavortown my good sir.

[@mckenziemorris5414]

I sigh in disappointment when I get lotion as a gift. Unless you've been told specifically that she likes lotion, do not get her lotion.

[@404usernotfound_]

Seriously? I love it

[@asmrtpop2676]

Temporicidal Right, you’re specifically telling us right now you love lotion.

[@trustnoone2152]

Yeah, I I'm always given lotion because no one knew what I liked and i specifically hate getting lotion because it means they don't know you and done care to try lol

[@clanofclams2720]

Even if you don't love lotion, a gift of lotion is always a net positive, because you will now have more lotion on hand with which to make yourself soft

[@ACDBunnie]

@@clanofclams2720 not good if you dislike lotion, even if you're neutral about lotion and don't like it I'd still say it's bad tho. Like I feel neutral about soap but would be bummed about getting soap for a gift

[@charlieraven6342]

I want bbq sauce lotion

[@allisonfields3108]

So I'm sitting here, bbq sauce on my titties

[@shinydino]

Allison Fields Gonna give that to my friends as a creative writing prompt.

[@racheltaylor3828]

Oh my god, I work at Bath & Body Works and they are so incredibly fucking correct

[@NastierNate]

Why is Detective Jigsaw buying lotion for people???

[@DiggitySlice]

Having a man cave means that your wife owns the rest of the house.

[@calebduarte5255]

Damn, Dusty. You get around. I’m almost becoming a fan.

[@henryashby6277]

re: the part where they're talking about dude smells: my older brother's bedroom when we were growing up always smelled like his bo, without fail. i got used to it bc we hung out together in there a lot and played video games together but if i hadn't been in there a while, it would be pretty obvious that a teenage boy lived in there.

[@ultimateninjaboi]

My man cave is gonna fucking smell like apple cinnamon, and its gonna be FUCKING DELIGHTFUL

[@mattg944]

Justin's jazz musicians voice sounds like some kind of Batman villain lol

[@rileysheehan943]

I feel like the asker is kind of betting against themselves, in that by recognizing that Large Marge and New Marge like the same things, he is aware of what New Marge likes. He just doesn't know that he already knows the answer.

[@Khandrake]

"army wives" awwwwwww, now i feel bad awwww

[@ryleighschuetz856]

This has a new ring to it after I broke up with my bf who gave me bath and body works for my brithday, xmas, graduation, etc.

[@kropotkinnie]

no joke my ideal human being (though i have no interest in romance) is someone who just tells me they wanna get me something, gives me a budget, and takes me to a store i find that a lot more respectful and flattering than someone guessing wrong or getting me something i probably don't really want honestly a $20 gift card is probably the way to my heart

[@Conchobhar]

ashy elbows

[@thomaspalazzolo5902]

Great, now I'm having flashbacks to The Monster of Nix where Tom Waits says a number of worrisome things about grannies. "Your granny was the first to go, because that's what grannies do."

[@keaganlemons4183]

I got fucking foot cream for a gift. What the hell does it mean

[@snoixalicious]

i guess you got some grungy stompers bud

[@Nerozard]

This is why we should all be just be trading gift cards.

[@minkcar]

"hey, this is Large Marge from down in Lukenbach-" was griffin listening to old Todd Snider anecdotes?

[@jacobreeder8101]

musk is a wonderful smell

[@cooperwilliams2595]

i'M WEEPING, this is hilarious~!

[@AbusiveCactus]

I dropped about 10k on an ICO ( Initial Candle Offering) called Afternoon Delight.

[@georgeparkins777]

“It gets the hose, doesn’t she precious?”

[@maryballwashington4674]

Richard Stink begins.

[@sarahmichelle8929]

12:24 i laughed so hard i cried 😭my stomach hurts now

[@sarahmichelle8929]

justin's 'oh no's absolutely slay me

[@TankCollinsProtectionSquad]

Large Marge is my favorite name ever

[@Girfan83]

lol I love going into bath and body works. My dad and I have gone for several years to get my mom presents from there, but it's normally soaps and candles, not lotions, and a complimentary present, not the only thing we get her (I feel obligated to also say I'm her daughter, not her son since they specifically mentioned sons lol)

[@ethanyoung1697]

Trying to impress someone with an expensive gift that has nothing to do with them is the worst experience I can imagine. The only good thing that could come from that is I could sell it and just get the money you spent on it. Wtf is poor mouthing?

[@spaztron5000]

It was a mistake to listen to this while trying to eat chicken nuggies.

[@slevemcdichael4481]

9:31

[@lazarusrat6159]

IDK some quality B&BW lotion is always a welcome gift. Stick to fruity scents for maximum gift giving safety.

[@murpaderp8461]

Mango?

[@lordtachanka903]

ManTown is Large Marge’s favorite

[@J3Puffin]

Margarine and Marjorie.

[@madisonmakinson8130]

Okay but honestly....I love scented stuff...lotion...? Hell yeah!! Love it, can’t wait to be soft and smell good. Bath bombs..? Fuck yeah! Scented bubble bath!! Absolutely! I love getting stuff like that

[@lauryngibson1871]

It’s dry, dry work writing in all-caps on my Facebook wall.

[@UselessRambling]

Okay, so, um...listening to this in public was a mistake

[@jonahparker1996]

You're poor mouthing right now

[@lyricperson24]

last christmas my grandma bought me a really cute top, and while i will admit she made a good choice, she confessed to me that she couldn’t find my amazon wishlist and just looked at a bunch of stuff aimed at college aged girls... thanks for admitting you don’t know shit about me, grandma :/

[@Providence83]

lyricperson24 maybe she'd know a little more about you if you were better connected with her, dawg. Put down the paper and maybe give her a ring once in a while. Del Cardigi once said something something you have to be invested in them for them to know stuff about you to get you things relative to you for Christmas or something something.

[@lyricperson24]

...i call her and talk to her almost daily. i have to explain things to her over and over again because she just doesn't listen to me half the time. don't just make assumptions, man

[@Providence83]

lyricperson24 Jesus man, I don't need your life story, it was just a fun joke fun. I mean, Christ, you really took me seriously with how I wrote those sentences? Did you even read the "quote" bit at the end?

[@lyricperson24]

sorry i didn't find it that funny! i guess it's a bit of a tender subject

[@Providence83]

lyricperson24 yeah, no problem, pal. I might do the same if I thought someone was pissing in my salad.

[@heddelinpralin1481]

The AMOUNT of vanilla scented candles and heart shaped jewelry I’ve gotten from people gets me in a real 😬 kinda mood bc thank you for trying I love you but I hate it

[@heddelinpralin1481]

I love me some lotion tho. My dry ass desert skin suck that shit right up 🙏🏻 butter me up w some body lotion hunty

[@heddelinpralin1481]

But again, NOT VANILLA

[@MeMe-ol9zd]

Around the three minute point...i heard cocaine...

[@myriadpath]

6:49