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[@MBTClips]

I FORGOT THE FUCKING BEDSHEETS

[@grodon909]

Uh oh

[@lordzeerus]

Damn

[@AMcJV12]

😬

[@NatNatNutmeg]

uh oh

[@lioninjawarloc]

chat its so over

[@tinfoilslacks3750]

We really need the 2007 era 4chan users back to put the 2024 4chan users in their place

[@Peeves22]

so real

[@MysticalRefpanel]

im just gonna go take a nap

[@OrmylLP]

Im trying man.

[@drewbabe]

i remember when the height of humor on that site was saying slurs and telling people to kill themselves, now it's... well, it's the same thing, but you post a wojak with it instead of that one golden retriever puppy with the rainbow background

[@thunderstarchampion]

The nine pizza's bit just makes me think of: "Lex Luthor took 40 cakes."

[@milesgreenwood5036]

It's actually easier to eat nine pizzas than one pizza -slime from the yard

[@volatile1595]

Wait lex luthor took 40 cakes!! That's 4 10s 😮

[@Spaghetti740]

@@volatile1595 And that's terrible.

[@midn8588]

I like how whenever religious freax use the word atheist they say it like it's a slur.

[@xXFoiXx]

So did we all in the early 2000s

[@christopherb501]

They still say "gay" or "[r-word]" as slurs; words meaning "not me" are ALL slurs from these idiots.

[@drewbabe]

they don't say it like it's a slur, they say it like you're a reincarnation of Stalin or something

[@aaronman4772]

I love the anti-alcohol “there was no alcohol in the Bible, Jesus wouldn’t approve of it” Christian posts that get community noted every time saying “JESUS LITERALLY TURNED WATER INTO WINE. IT WAS HIS FIRST MIRACLE.” And like the water into wine was literally at a wedding after him and the early apostles journeyed for a while. Which means…. They probably lived it up because you get a bunch of former fishermen and physical laborers, they probably could slam down a good amount of wine! This comment sponsored by the Catholics who don’t take ourselves too seriously brigade.

[@RybackToTheFuture]

it's also something they probably drank a lot of outside of parties because water wasn't always clean.

[@Red_Steampunker]

Half of Christians have never read the actual book. Have yall read that shit? God turns people into salt for looking at him funny it’s insane. “Leave your home and don’t look back as we literally destroy where you’ve always lived. Then go live in a cave and do weird stuff I guess” and just killed family’s mom cuz she turned around. Insanely petty. So I headcanon god is a heavy drunk

[@EvilSewnit]

@@Red_SteampunkerI’d be a heavy drunk too if I created humanity .

[@Damn_Cat]

​@@Red_Steampunker some other classics: "Noah, I'm hard-resetting the Minecraft server... No don't tell anyone else" "Abraham, stop! It was just a prank, I was only pretending that you should sacrifice your son! Isaac, stop crying."

[@imperiallegionnaire8344]

Did he find the bedsheets?

[@SethWistful]

Only thing I care about rn

[@milesgreenwood5036]

​@@SethWistfulI feel like Walter white in the van screaming at him to get the damn bedsheets

[@TheY0shi08]

He just posted he forgot 💀

[@GanguroKonata]

The foolish, prideful MBT about to get humbled:

[@felixdaniels37]

​@@GanguroKonata Tale as old as time.

[@IgnisAstrorum]

Another thing about the Alfalfa actor. He took a vow of poverty when he became an adult catholic convert. So his "heir" ain't inheriting shit

[@MilkyWayToHeaven]

Imagine being in a privileged position like a podcast host and telling others THEY should be ashamed for calling in sick. All because you have the easiest fucking job on the planet that can be done right there on your bed while sick. Yes yes.

[@NatNatNutmeg]

did he forget to get the bedsheets

[@sethmeaseles3301]

Gotta love mbt being scolded for not getting bedsheets. It is actually kinda crazy having 3 things of bedsheets. I just let the mattress breathe while the bedding is getting cleaned. I have a topper on it anyway and I do ither things while I wait.

[@oppositecatchyghost8025]

The Twitter ketamine ad is so funny, but also this is the exact same stuff Tumblr has. This site is dying before our eyes and I'm loving it.

[@ajbXYZcool]

Actually, our (Mormon) "hell" that you're talking about is even harder to get into it! You basically have to have the knowledge to practically be a prophet, basically look at God in the face, and with full knowledge of what you're doing, say "nah, you're not real, sky isn't blue, etc", and then yeah, you die with no glory. And yes, even terrible people will die with at least some glory.

[@ΓιάννηςΜεταξάς-ρ5φ]

Ew mormons

[@samlynn1652]

I think the 2003 nerd atheist has become the 2024 theistic conspiracy theorist.

[@GanguroKonata]

Love Matt acting like he does literally anything of worth, let alone that takes any effort. Yea man, its easy to come in every day and just say whatever comes to mind for an hour and then leave oh no how taxing

[@GanguroKonata]

56:32 Also thank you! It's so fucking weird how quick so called food people speed to wanting to watch people get tortured over the flimsiest excuse. Like the idea that wrongful conviction just vanished when you say they did the bad thing they don't like. And it's all for brownie points. No one is for pedophiles, you're not special for saying that you're baseline lmao

[@Mewatron]

Oh it’s an hour long Oh no

[@Lich_V.]

OH YES!

[@NamedSire]

The Israel comment while talking about the Vatican made me think of priests crawling out of the Vatican at night, slowly moving border stones by cm‘s each night, and I found that really funny

[@sharlockshacolmes9381]

I agree with you on the mtg thing, cardboard shouldn't be an investment, but at the same time the main reason the reserved list is a thing is because it was designed for people using the game as an investment and it's the main argument often used as to why certain card see low reprints and other see their rarity bumped. Wizard of the Coast barely hides the fact that they make sets for people who want to chase THE card that'll sell for a ton, just look at the whole one ring stunt. In addition to that the cards that were just banned just received new "ultra rare" prints in the past few months, and it's alleged that Wotc knew about the intent to ban the cards for the past year. Soooo either someone in charge of reprint is doing something shady or Wotc employ more braindamaged people than anticipated

[@theparagonal]

"The rules committee was talking about this ban for a year" is in no way evidence of a shadowy cabal move. I'm seeing equal conspiracy theories that the RC is going to get bulldozed because WoTC is FURIOUS these NERDS would jeopardize their sales, and that they're purposely nuking cards because... Because! Any minute past the first that any of those cards were legal is more time than they deserved.

[@Rissper.]

The yugioh streamer 57 minutes into a 71 minute video: "Next up, let's talk about Yu-Gi-Oh"

[@markbonker6861]

Theres no way this video stays monitised between the title and the price displayed on the thumbnail.

[@icecube98ify]

You forgot the date and the title or description

[@dk8101]

A locals where they only play tear mirrors isn't heaven or hell, it's purgatory

[@JadeHex]

Is the worst flash card study session being filmed on top of stacked cans of tuna what is this

[@discordthedood2666]

Mormonism shout out and it isn’t inaccurate!! Let’s gooo!!! Thank you MBT. You are basically right but there’s more nuance. The one way we to go to hell in our religion is to deny God in his full glory and basically willing choose yourself not to go to heaven. That doesn’t have to be a member, it’s purely just your own decision in the after life. It’s why I like it so much.

[@Fighterman481]

Ex-Mormon here, an interesting note on the afterlife in Mormonism: it's not "real Hell is only for people who became Mormons then left", it's "real Hell is only for people who absolutely knew without a shadow of a doubt that God is real (as in, like, saw God) and Mormonism is the way then left". Real Hell is for like, 10 people, as well as 1/3 of all souls who followed Satan in a war prior to Earth. Otherwise, you have "levels" of heaven. The lowest, for people who are evil (anyone from thieves to war criminals), medium, for good people who aren't Mormon, and then the highest, for good Mormons (and, within the highest there are levels, eventually culminating in "you get to be a god of your own universe eventually"). It's a very complicated afterlife, but much, much kinder than most.

[@hazavair5755]

Saying Vanguard has an official sim is completely inaccurate. It's Legacy of the Duelist. Now they did also have a phone game which truncated the rules into a faster, simpler version with a drastically reduced cardpool, kinda like Duel Links, and that one's ALSO fucked!

[@YashaSkaven]

Acapella moment

[@Justiceinall]

This is what we're here for. Watching MBT get roasted by his wife.

[@SuperVoodude]

Thank god that parent googled "dark magic" instead of "dark magician girl" 😅

[@TheGuildedSpoon]

Joke's on them because there were bombs in those pizzas

[@slayerbane8941]

I may be coping, but when the mulcharmy's come to Master Duel I think they won't be as good as we expect them to be. They'll still be Maxx C copies 7-9 but I think that if you were to use Maxx C + Fuwaross/Purulia, depending on what deck you're playing, you could just deck them out. I'm speaking as a Tearlament player but this also applies to some snake-eye builds. It's very possible to deckout your opponent if they're drawing 2 cards per summon but again that's just my opinion.

[@Populon993]

Breaking: Funny streamerman loses "good husband" points for forgetting about the bedsheets.

[@esrohm6460]

when i go to heavy and have to talk to god, FIRST FRAME: AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN

[@weather1635]

rubbing off on stream???

[@GwynoftheMist]

Its always such a alien concept that people spend so much on commander, the most casual 0 stakes TCG experience ever. A printer goes a long way.

[@chanceprine]

Ketamine is actually really, really really big in the mental health world right now it’s getting some serious momentum so this is just the first wave of ads advertising it as a treatment

[@YuriBo26]

One hour? Gonna ride the bike and catch up on the worst site in the internet!

[@YuriBo26]

I had to get off my bike for the mypillow guy story,, legit agasp

[@Oruk-Orup]

I'll never understand why people will treat a magic or any card game as a financial investment. if you really want to invest in physical goods, buy gold and silver not a card who's value is almost entirely determined by its power in a format.

[@carpedm9846]

MTG part is just so funny to me. Its a speculative asset. You got it based on a speculation. And you speculated wrong. Maybe you shouldnt gamble on speculative assets.

[@randomname9723]

Hey note on "Mormonism", basically no one goes to hell. It's a little vague but you don't go to hell for leaving.

[@lobsterbisque333]

An hour of greatness!

[@oxyacetylene_]

the funniest part of the KSI clip is that he's british actually

[@oxyacetylene_]

did MBT ever react to that one Leffen tweet where he says streaming super smash brothers ultimate is harder than working minimum wage

[@JoelBurger]

The fact that you thought this collection of MTG cards would only be like $80 explains a lot about your take on the banning.

[@TheFrozen_Aba]

?

[@GuadalupeLopez-nc8lu]

Where are the bedsheets, JOSEPH??!!?!

[@zackavion]

If Lunchly isn't loaded with dangerous heavy metals, what is the point?

[@plabcentral630]

This is so spores

[@07Tussin]

GET HER NEW BEDSHEETS

[@nicholasgardner2178]

The good luck atheists lady is ironic she's amazing. Gotta watch her shit sometime on stream

[@Masterblader158]

The Palworld thing isn't gonna be the Ball thing, due to dates and the specifcs of it. Its either gonna be even dumber old one that makes Pokemon company and Nintendo look worse or its one that truly relates to something like stolen assets or code (fall under patents) and that mid ARK clone is cooked....as if its not already cooked in requiring controversy to be popular or even remembered. Also still waiting for Bandai to get involved over the design stuff clearly taken from Digimon in Palworld, since that would confirm the Olympus 12 game is finally coming too. The only big mon franchise and its still only viable rival team up.

[@uS0ra]

when you buy like the most op cards in the format what did they expect

[@aaronlastname9259]

customwoodburning mbt crossover is awesome.

[@aaronlastname9259]

if you dont know shes an awesome satire account who loves all the jokes

[@eggandfriends3853]

Hello MBT Clips 👋

[@chaosjoey123]

Yeah Nintendo patents on fast travel loading screens, and maintaining momentum when standing on moving objects. Both of which Palworld probably has

[@anonymouseicecube91]

But the babies getting a better product is still a good thing.

[@kain6996]

I do love that Juniper is still around Elron got sick of banning every xxxx-person account on the platform.

[@theparagonal]

Its so funny the Catholics dont realize they fell for an MLM

[@MrMcCoy987]

Woodchipper.

[@JasonBoos2005]

nova aokami love this card vanguard game, its expensive

[@VinegarPotato]

18:03 When there are Roaches in the bedsheet XDD what a great joke, love the banlist drama.

[@christopherb501]

12:30 ...(dials phone) "Hello?...Vegan Teacher?...I'm sorry, _I want you back..."_

[@martsawup]

I'm like 70% sure that that person is playing a character, hence the tuna can camera stand and her other content is letting viewers "troll" her via Livestreams and viewer mail.

[@raze667]

1:08:00 "$200" oh you sweet summer child.

[@ishvalda_]

43:13 I... I think I saw this guy at work today...

[@Emmathelady]

3:27 I hope you don’t mind me saying, but your wife is super cute!

[@midn8588]

They're so good together

[@flackenstien]

39:22 I was holding on through all the woke stuff, but you lost me here. Palworld is anything but unfun and gross. Also, as for the suit, it's more like ARK or any other survival game, which all have the same mechanics, rather than like Pokemon. The only mechanical similarity it has to Pokemon are the Pal Spheres and the moves.. which are not even solely unique to Pokemon. ARK basically has Pokeballs, too.

[@calfriedman6981]

26:45 Ok I will say, I dunno if you should be going in the direction of "these israel supporters have funny-sounding names!" - there's a not exactly great legacy when it comes to making fun of "funny names" and Jewish people, ya know?

[@1Raroy]

His last name is Rothschild

[@theparagonal]

Least respectability politics rotted lib

[@TheFrozen_Aba]

You do know that supporting Israel doesn’t make you Jewish right? Not every Jewish person is pro Israel