MC Chris - I'm A Fucking Wizard

Lyrics:
well my name is mc chris i kick microphone spit
not on the stage im a mage i amaze with my mits
with my digits there's no limits cast incantations and spells
warlocks and wizards feel blizzards or face the fires of hell
i come correct protect the party with a field of force
whether its journeys or tourneys i curse kings and courts
so put down your missiles and your pistol precursors
im a mercenary adversary im a sorcerer surfer
all usurpers are my supper i make them suffer setbacks
so you better get back i'll put a jinx on your jet pack
im an arcane pain some say my sanity's waning
my presence is unpleasant ill give your essence a draining
im not complaining but im gaining better pick up the pace
i warcraft for laughs put my staff in your face
you want proof i'll say sooths over amulets and talismans
i'll bewitch your battle plans just pass me the chalice man
im a fucking wizard i will fuck up your shit
put the mage on every page and you just wrote up a hit
im a graph paper god when im loungin im lit
better check your behavior im the savior favorite
im a fucking wizard don't make me wiggle my fingers
i will leave you with a lesson when your questin that lingers
so don't make me wrinkle my nose or twinkle my toes
yes im surrounded by sparkles but i will fuck up all foes - i'm a wizard
im an oracle of omens i tell fortunes read palms
im the necromancer with answers carry on and stay calm
my origin's opaque i never escaped a broken home
but i take place in martin manuscripts and distant tolkien tomes
im an angel with an angle and i advise you not to tangle
i'll leave you bruised and mangled with shackles on your ankles
i will not yield i have shields i will repel every attempt
every object you project i will reject and resend
i'll put a hex upon your horde i'll science your alliance
i'll trounce your troop and graze you group if you stoop and show defiance
not venereal but ethereal i will voyage then vanquish
an antagonistic mystic that leaves thieves in anguish
whether it's a warrior of merit or a druid or cleric
i will clean up with my team up that is simply homeric
no matter what the mission all adventures are elementary
less your lethal i'll call eagles been my sentries for centuries

[@Mogget01]

‘Graph paper god’ is the most metal nerd line I’ve heard.

[@JaredGenesis444]

dude was truly something. left us all a legacy

[@CGreyLove]

Damn, he must have high intellect to cast such verbal spells.

[@prophetzarquon1922]

Wisdom, Willpower, Charisma, & Mental Endurance, too. ;D MC Chris doesn't always roll natural 20s, but when he does, he does it with 1d10.

[@vincethepince6247]

i want candyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy @@prophetzarquon1922

[@iristhetranny1901]

Sorry, spell slots come with levels, not with intel. There is however a display of intelligence used here. The higher the intelligence of the spell caster the harder it is to resist their spells. And I don't think any of us have enough wisdom to withstand this charm ;)

[@lucya7223]

Actually I think his magic is faux linguistics cast over his cerebral cortex to help him process faster rhyming aside from a naturally large vocab.

[@Mrotherdude1]

@@vincethepince6247He's got a few levels in bard.

[@JonesCrimson]

Damn you Chris, playing on our desire to fantasize an omnipotent and ethereal influence with which to dominate the world around us so as to make it bend to our will and fight our enemies.

[@Unknown-yz8dc]

Hearing this live last night was incredible

[@pigpigpig7705]

i saw him live on the 10th! loved seeing tony dancing, too

[@user-iu4xo2hk3t]

Are you telling me MC Chris still tours?

[@draggnoss915]

​@@user-iu4xo2hk3the just announced another one too

[@zaccheusleem2089]

We just saw him yesterday

[@Unknown-yz8dc]

@@zaccheusleem2089 ironically, in seeing him tomorrow at the time of writing this reply

[@nicholasrestaino2593]

MC P Pants 4 life!

[@richardsellars8942]

its for the shorties

[@quackersncheese]

+Richard Sellars I need candy. I don't just WANT candy, that shits childish. I fucking need it bitch.

[@tygre9131]

When you NEED something, that's a responsibility.

[@1badombre82]

tygre thank you hahaha

[@seanfarr4927]

@@richardsellars8942 aaqq

[@sickfukpatrol1983]

❤ mannnn we need him to come back

[@Obiwancolenobi]

Agreed

[@GreenTeaTheTea]

@@Obiwancolenobi hes touring rn :) i just bought my ticket for the show in a month

[@nathanbeast2449]

​@@GreenTeaTheTeaI'm seeing him in SLC June 15th!!

[@brianramsay7056]

Kc in just a couple days

[@Obiwancolenobi]

@@brianramsay7056 But that requires you to be in Missouri...

[@pelicanbones2176]

Mc Chris. THIS IS MY FIRST MC CHRIS SONG I EVER HEARD. BLUE MY BALLS OFF.

[@mikej2934]

I Typed in "I'm a Wizard" and now Im going down the list. . .

[@jl3114]

Good job. Now try "006" and "Japanese Maid" and "Fett's Vet"

[@Yurei.Fox666]

I hate how Wizard is like a top rank in the KKK. Need wanted to be a wizard before stupid kite heads!

[@Yurei.Fox666]

Nerds not needs

[@horndoggreg]

For da shortys

[@jessesmyser5931]

I'm surrounded by sparkles, but I will fuck up all foes...

[@dorkclock]

I'm 29, still listening.

[@bleachno9]

one more year.

[@ZippoX05]

same, been an mc chris fan since I was 16 though, ATHF

[@jakobbrown9157]

28 and still listening

[@mordecaifroehlich8256]

Happy 35

[@dorkclock]

@@mordecaifroehlich8256 I am 35

[@reaper9392]

I just typed I'm a fucking wizzard. Not disappointed.

[@jessesmoot1285]

reaper9392 that's what i did because i was bored as fuckkkk

[@josephcalabrese6337]

+reaper9392 And as a cherry on top, You get a horde of zombies at your beckoning.

[@rocket7704]

+reaper9392 same

[@FUBuddy]

+reaper9392 thats awesome

[@sakiel100]

+reaper9392 Rincewind?

[@dalecrandell5905]

I'm 27 years old. Not old by any means. The point being. I've been through a lot of musical stages. And I always come back to this one. Deal with it bitches.

[@thomasanderson440]

Still coming back?

[@dalecrandell5905]

@@thomasanderson440 Still on my playlist. ;)

[@dalecrandell5905]

@@thomasanderson440 At least once a day ;)

[@Fg4Lucki]

came back fasho

[@ericlueck5838]

Harry Dresden approves. Molly too, she's probably got this on cd.

[@skatdaddy7001]

I wish Harry Dresden would come save us from Trump...

[@gregmcallister2099]

Man. I'm reading this in between the TWO books coming out this year. And I still appreciate this shit

[@Stringbean1138]

@@gregmcallister2099 yeet battlegrounds soon

[@Nothing-l7d]

this is real hip hop at its finest Mc chris for president 2020✊

[@FuzzyRatMeat]

Hi I’m from 2020

[@josephcalabrese6337]

From 2013 and beyond, This track will always be grand. Every Fall, No matter the year.

[@travisabr1294]

@@FuzzyRatMeat hello. I'm from 2022, it doesn't get better.. lol

[@lees9062]

This is fucking brilliant. Holy shit how have i never heard of him....

[@TheRealMrRoboto]

Maybe you are a Gen Z? where were you on 9/11?

[@abedean8980]

@@TheRealMrRoboto They had to pull that shit on my off day. I don't like being shaken awake by an ex while sleeping in or my country being attacked. This is America damn it.

[@raizeneyes8965]

I'll. My).. . Is..

[@MsConstrued1]

Yes! Live in 48 hours! I can't wait!

[@Dr00zk1]

+MsConstrued1 dope, non? saw him in seattle a week ago :D

[@nickdarnell6825]

I am really impressed by his use of vocabulary. I am so tired of hearing about rims, gold chains and how much money and lack of education rappers have.

[@Saturn5ive]

Welcome to nerdcore!

[@darkxoasis]

If that's your perception of most rappers, you haven't dug deep enough.

[@youdubedude]

mlk960 we only mean that by "popular" rappers that probley don't deserve what they are getting

[@lith2757]

his? oh ....

[@tragichainsaw]

+Nick Darnell I know, right? It became a depressing, tiresome cliché that all rappers are frickin' Lil Wayne. If you want to find some raps with meaning, look up K'naan, Dan Bull, or Cyhi Da Prynce.

[@williambrown3113]

Seriously one of my new favorite songs.

[@WOWshamROX]

Why no Ads? I’m not complaining. They put an ad on my video and it only has 400 views.

[@ohhigotsoul]

i heard this song a while ago and had no idea who or what it was! But now i have found it and you've gained a new fan my friend!

[@asphodel9749]

i remember seeing him at warped tour years ago a lil 7 year old, 10 years ago, and being posted on his facebook B) he was a dope dude, still love and support from me and my family

[@natalieanderson_]

this is the best song ever period

[@tsarfox3462]

This is my jam during fantasy RPG stuff.

[@shanemorton773]

Godd damn this is fire af. CAST FIREBALL.

[@pooptumbler405]

As one of planet earths top physicists... And also.. As the King of The Magyars... I declare this song.... Legit.

[@JamesEvil9]

To everyone asking,this song is on his new album mc chris Foreverrr

[@jarodseals4022]

love your music. Just wanted to thank you for all the effort, your amazing bro. keep at it

[@lucienlachance9294]

thanks MC i love this track MC CHRIS 2016!

[@Kwinnmonkey]

this is the greatest thing ive ever heard

[@jackiechan6460]

mc chris is mad lyrical. I have friends who like that trap shit and ganster rap. I play this when im in my office and even though they hate on the content of the music because they think they are so fucking cool, the all agreed that "this nigga can spit".

[@ARE4LNOOB]

Thank you! I cant really Thank you enough! Love your music, keep up the good work MC Chris.

[@EspiroTheFunny]

I wish chris had a proper music video for this, workaholic wizard style

[@crossdressed916]

This is pretty awesome thank you pandora

[@vasq845]

as a mage I approve

[@hamishroberts9481]

as a sorcerer i also approve

[@TheLargeDoctor]

​@@hamishroberts9481 as a conjurer i also happen to approve of the same thing these last two gentleman do

[@hoomanbean6011]

as a druid i also, in-fact, approve

[@lucya7223]

I just got Skyrim and I activated the Serpant Stone.

[@joezar33]

Someone make the Duffy duck wizard coma dream and mix this video it be too perfect .

[@sirsplintfastthepungent1373]

🔥

[@tragicending4226]

LOL. This is actually a pretty good listen... wow

[@3cx495oo.p3xfo]

This is a great gaming song.

[@killyou176]

how the hell have i never heard this song before damn that was awesome

[@augustburns8288]

Mc Chris is a beast!

[@slizzy6292]

i can't believe that's his real voice, but this is a great song

[@NinjaNeet]

He's no Bard, but he's still got Vicious Mockery

[@homie7530]

bless my boyfriend for helping me find chris

[@corokoyakomujin8354]

bless him n.n

[@ericneely8821]

I still remember you voicing Brak and MC Pee Pants! MC Chris Forever! Been listening to you for too long to remember. When was middle school? lol

[@user-iu4xo2hk3t]

People gave you so much shit chris, but honestly it doesnt seem like any of it was deserved. If anyone else had these same kind of anxiety/drama they'd be applauded for being brave, but because you're not a 20 year old white girl, everyone treats you like a demon. It's fucked up double standard shit, and the true fans still love you and your work bro. Hope you have a good day

[@jessesmyser5931]

This should have more views...

[@kattm.e.o.w7433]

Here before TikTok finds it 🤣 this is a great song 😌❤️

[@PKAlt]

Tiktok ain’t finding mc Chris

[@masonmartin6743]

Vicious Mockery has an anthem

[@johntheherbalistg8756]

😂😂

[@Mogget01]

Oh so this was what Rap God was a response to

[@blueisnotgreen7258]

wizards got way more hits, and huge intelligence bonuses

[@crossdressed916]

Lol

[@nondenominationalspiritual8285]

Sorcerer's got charisma tho ;)

[@twylamighty]

Jammin' on ESO I'm fkn Sorceress!😂

[@tetraknightus2424]

first post 2024

[@michaelkortz912]

This is what I'm listening to before gettn the covid vaccine manana

[@ZeepAtomic]

Pee Pants down with the hizzy!

[@ARE4LNOOB]

Do you mind if i use this song when i record youtube vids?

[@michaelkortz912]

Geeeeeezuz this is faqn siiiiuper rad

[@WhatsYourTagTube]

You're a wizard, Harry.

[@johnkordyak5016]

Hey pimp you probably won't see this but the day you drop the "little brittle and the c-bag" song I'll die a happy man

[@starvalkyrie]

It's so unfair. When is my class gonna get an MC Chris song?

[@jessejames5389]

I'm a Wizard

[@Bubbezz]

o my god the wizardz will take over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you beter watch out world the wizardz will take over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@FuzzyRatMeat]

2020 anyone

[@cyberneticghostofchristmas]

Dude, you're a lyrical master. Your rhyme game is unstoppable. You are a fucking wizard!!! Keep it up my shnegro!

[@buckfutters]

me in Diablo 3

[@mistycomeaux305]

I love Diablo 3 best game evrr

[@timtrainage]

F***ing magicificent!

[@raynebowbrite27]

This needs an nes remix im thinking one of the tunes from ff3

[@jl3114]

What's your ring size?

[@supertrentawsome2080]

My favorite song and band and I am 12years old. You guys are awesome and you make great rap. I can sing the song without messing up but not in front of my parents......jk.but I still can sing it just to be clear.

[@davemcginnis4996]

Dis my anthem

[@cosmiccoffee8497]

Not gonna lie; this flow goes hard.

[@theone-ou1je]

i listen to this shit right before i log into stormfall ! cuzz im a fukin wizard !

[@don-t-wizwitch-me5166]

Wizards have to get a gathering a wizard" I'm high priest and all spell craft master dat I'm a wizard I call all true wizards to hit me asap I'm up!

[@TheOneTheOnleh]

Dude awesome song

[@1badombre82]

We miss the Chris!!!

[@daltonqwerty20]

That was actually good yo, if you didn't sound like a lil kid but u gotta unique voice yo catchy idk how your not mad popular

[@JoshRS85]

He is actually, he just chooses to not be in the "Big boy crowd". Just go Google MC Chris!

[@godlyk3]

You get used to it after a while. dude it talented as shit

[@iBeSupicious]

He's actually ridiculously popular ..... Hoodie ninja on xD scion commercials , multiple live shows , mc p pants , the spider , etc from auqa team is MC chris , there's actually a lot more i can't think of i promise you as you listen to the songs you pick em out like YO I REMEMBER THIS FROM THIS ! He's just always not Mc Chris so to speak.

[@Allthetacosaremine]

I cant say for all at least a few songs of his are parodies. And he is in sea lab 2021 as hesh and he was an awsome hesh. And the characters in the sea lab show go to a mc chris concert in one of the episodes

[@jspence8863]

+Tombes Gaming aqua teen not team

[@cizzardthewizard579]

Amazing!

[@lillie6738]

I love him!!

[@JonFromWA]

I wonder when Chris will do shows in WA again

[@northparker6643]

Where are you today Chris???

[@joemother477]

6 years later...

[@frogcatslave3640]

i should of herd of this dude years ago.put up more adds bro u will blow up

[@blakealexander9209]

he has actually been around for awhile now.

[@youdubedude]

If u listen real hard at the end he says what album it is :)

[@kittymeow5041]

I know already. he say DEAL WITH IT BITCHES!!!! lol

[@homelessveteran334]

I feel so old now

[@TheRealMrRoboto]

Dad is that you?

[@derekschaller6406]

This is gooood

[@jamesmc900]

dopealicous

[@TheFazeIV]

just givin this comment cuz im mc chris fan from forever and he deserves hit

[@jasonscrimager6729]

Badass!!!

[@gangstashinobi]

dope

[@Davidmadden19]

Hats off to the guys who voted down just to make it equal 420

[@DankMcSpank]

Shadow Wizard Money Gang.

[@y2james2803]

Does mc Chris like Stargate?

[@tresdaddy05]

Yo I just wanted to hear candy didn't know it was from a real artist this guys vocabulary is amazing I would to see him go head to head against slim shady

[@DredPiratNil]

when i play a bard this is my power up song

[@DredPiratNil]

of course in d&d

[@DredPiratNil]

my dm is gracious he lets us put on one song during a fight as a bard to give us all of our bonuses and this is mine that i play thanks mc chris for an awesome fight song for d&d

[@katelinabrown4844]

Italys in Eider wasilla alaska

[@jarodseals4022]

what cd is this on? I thought i knew all your songs

[@kapwns]

lol so many songs and original mixes never make it to cd

[@mistylee2107]

LOL-Thanks. This is funny!!

[@retardsauce6323]

Did you know that super Mario Brothers 2 is Not actually the original Mario 2? Yeah! It’s actually a Japanese game called Harry Potter and the fucking wizard!

[@deathzonevlogs1476]

syndicates song oml !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@mcchris9464]

not at all man, do what you wish with my videos