MC Chris - I'm A Fucking Wizard

[@mikej2934]

I Typed in "I'm a Wizard" and now Im going down the list. . .

[@jl3114]

Good job. Now try "006" and "Japanese Maid" and "Fett's Vet"

[@Yurei.Fox666]

I hate how Wizard is like a top rank in the KKK. Need wanted to be a wizard before stupid kite heads!

[@Yurei.Fox666]

Nerds not needs

[@horndoggreg]

For da shortys

[@Mogget01]

‘Graph paper god’ is the most metal nerd line I’ve heard.

[@JaredGenesis444]

dude was truly something. left us all a legacy

[@CGreyLove]

Damn, he must have high intellect to cast such verbal spells.

[@prophetzarquon1922]

Wisdom, Willpower, Charisma, & Mental Endurance, too. ;D MC Chris doesn't always roll natural 20s, but when he does, he does it with 1d10.

[@vincethepince6247]

i want candyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy @@prophetzarquon1922

[@iristhetranny1901]

Sorry, spell slots come with levels, not with intel. There is however a display of intelligence used here. The higher the intelligence of the spell caster the harder it is to resist their spells. And I don't think any of us have enough wisdom to withstand this charm ;)

[@lucya7223]

Actually I think his magic is faux linguistics cast over his cerebral cortex to help him process faster rhyming aside from a naturally large vocab.

[@Mrotherdude1]

@@vincethepince6247He's got a few levels in bard.

[@JonesCrimson]

Damn you Chris, playing on our desire to fantasize an omnipotent and ethereal influence with which to dominate the world around us so as to make it bend to our will and fight our enemies.

[@Unknown-yz8dc]

Hearing this live last night was incredible

[@pigpigpig7705]

i saw him live on the 10th! loved seeing tony dancing, too

[@DiabandoBastardo]

Are you telling me MC Chris still tours?

[@draggnoss915]

​@@DiabandoBastardohe just announced another one too

[@zaccheusleem2089]

We just saw him yesterday

[@Unknown-yz8dc]

@@zaccheusleem2089 ironically, in seeing him tomorrow at the time of writing this reply

[@jessesmyser5931]

I'm surrounded by sparkles, but I will fuck up all foes...

[@shanemorton773]

Godd damn this is fire af. CAST FIREBALL.

[@nicholasrestaino2593]

MC P Pants 4 life!

[@richardsellars8942]

its for the shorties

[@quackersncheese]

+Richard Sellars I need candy. I don't just WANT candy, that shits childish. I fucking need it bitch.

[@tygre9131]

When you NEED something, that's a responsibility.

[@1badombre82]

tygre thank you hahaha

[@seanfarr4927]

@@richardsellars8942 aaqq

[@reaper9392]

I just typed I'm a fucking wizzard. Not disappointed.

[@jessesmoot1285]

reaper9392 that's what i did because i was bored as fuckkkk

[@josephcalabrese6337]

+reaper9392 And as a cherry on top, You get a horde of zombies at your beckoning.

[@rocket7704]

+reaper9392 same

[@FUBuddy]

+reaper9392 thats awesome

[@sakiel100]

+reaper9392 Rincewind?

[@pelicanbones2176]

Mc Chris. THIS IS MY FIRST MC CHRIS SONG I EVER HEARD. BLUE MY BALLS OFF.

[@WOWshamROX]

Why no Ads? I’m not complaining. They put an ad on my video and it only has 400 views.

[@dorkclock]

I'm 29, still listening.

[@bleachno9]

one more year.

[@ZippoX05]

same, been an mc chris fan since I was 16 though, ATHF

[@jakobbrown9157]

28 and still listening

[@mordecaifroehlich8256]

Happy 35

[@dorkclock]

@@mordecaifroehlich8256 I am 35

[@sickfukpatrol1983]

❤ mannnn we need him to come back

[@Obiwancolenobi]

Agreed

[@GreenTeaTheTea]

@@Obiwancolenobi hes touring rn :) i just bought my ticket for the show in a month

[@nathanbeast2449]

​@@GreenTeaTheTeaI'm seeing him in SLC June 15th!!

[@brianramsay7056]

Kc in just a couple days

[@Obiwancolenobi]

@@brianramsay7056 But that requires you to be in Missouri...

[@ohhigotsoul]

i heard this song a while ago and had no idea who or what it was! But now i have found it and you've gained a new fan my friend!

[@DiabandoBastardo]

People gave you so much shit chris, but honestly it doesnt seem like any of it was deserved. If anyone else had these same kind of anxiety/drama they'd be applauded for being brave, but because you're not a 20 year old white girl, everyone treats you like a demon. It's fucked up double standard shit, and the true fans still love you and your work bro. Hope you have a good day

[@tetraknightus2424]

first post 2024

[@dalecrandell5905]

I'm 27 years old. Not old by any means. The point being. I've been through a lot of musical stages. And I always come back to this one. Deal with it bitches.

[@thomasanderson440]

Still coming back?

[@dalecrandell5905]

@@thomasanderson440 Still on my playlist. ;)

[@dalecrandell5905]

@@thomasanderson440 At least once a day ;)

[@Fg4Lucki]

came back fasho

[@lees9062]

This is fucking brilliant. Holy shit how have i never heard of him....

[@TheRealMrRoboto]

Maybe you are a Gen Z? where were you on 9/11?

[@abedean8980]

@@TheRealMrRoboto They had to pull that shit on my off day. I don't like being shaken awake by an ex while sleeping in or my country being attacked. This is America damn it.

[@raizeneyes8965]

I'll. My).. . Is..

[@ericneely8821]

I still remember you voicing Brak and MC Pee Pants! MC Chris Forever! Been listening to you for too long to remember. When was middle school? lol

[@ericlueck5838]

Harry Dresden approves. Molly too, she's probably got this on cd.

[@skatdaddy7001]

I wish Harry Dresden would come save us from Trump...

[@gregmcallister2099]

Man. I'm reading this in between the TWO books coming out this year. And I still appreciate this shit

[@Stringbean1138]

@@gregmcallister2099 yeet battlegrounds soon

[@jarodseals4022]

love your music. Just wanted to thank you for all the effort, your amazing bro. keep at it

[@pooptumbler405]

As one of planet earths top physicists... And also.. As the King of The Magyars... I declare this song.... Legit.

[@williambrown3113]

Seriously one of my new favorite songs.

[@ARE4LNOOB]

Thank you! I cant really Thank you enough! Love your music, keep up the good work MC Chris.

[@nickdarnell6825]

I am really impressed by his use of vocabulary. I am so tired of hearing about rims, gold chains and how much money and lack of education rappers have.

[@Saturn5ive]

Welcome to nerdcore!

[@darkxoasis]

If that's your perception of most rappers, you haven't dug deep enough.

[@youdubedude]

mlk960 we only mean that by "popular" rappers that probley don't deserve what they are getting

[@lith2757]

his? oh ....

[@tragichainsaw]

+Nick Darnell I know, right? It became a depressing, tiresome cliché that all rappers are frickin' Lil Wayne. If you want to find some raps with meaning, look up K'naan, Dan Bull, or Cyhi Da Prynce.

[@crossdressed916]

This is pretty awesome thank you pandora

[@MsConstrued1]

Yes! Live in 48 hours! I can't wait!

[@Dr00zk1]

+MsConstrued1 dope, non? saw him in seattle a week ago :D

[@tragicending4226]

LOL. This is actually a pretty good listen... wow

[@lucienlachance9294]

thanks MC i love this track MC CHRIS 2016!

[@kattm.e.o.w7433]

Here before TikTok finds it 🤣 this is a great song 😌❤️

[@PKAlt]

Tiktok ain’t finding mc Chris

[@lucya7223]

I just got Skyrim and I activated the Serpant Stone.

[@Kwinnmonkey]

this is the greatest thing ive ever heard

[@michaelkortz912]

Geeeeeezuz this is faqn siiiiuper rad

[@joezar33]

Someone make the Duffy duck wizard coma dream and mix this video it be too perfect .

[@cyberneticghostofchristmas]

Dude, you're a lyrical master. Your rhyme game is unstoppable. You are a fucking wizard!!! Keep it up my shnegro!

[@Nothing-l7d]

this is real hip hop at its finest Mc chris for president 2020✊

[@FuzzyRatMeat]

Hi I’m from 2020

[@josephcalabrese6337]

From 2013 and beyond, This track will always be grand. Every Fall, No matter the year.

[@travisabr1294]

@@FuzzyRatMeat hello. I'm from 2022, it doesn't get better.. lol

[@ZeepAtomic]

Pee Pants down with the hizzy!

[@tsarfox3462]

This is my jam during fantasy RPG stuff.

[@EspiroTheFunny]

I wish chris had a proper music video for this, workaholic wizard style

[@masonmartin6743]

Vicious Mockery has an anthem

[@johntheherbalistg8756]

😂😂

[@JonFromWA]

I wonder when Chris will do shows in WA again

[@natalieanderson_]

this is the best song ever period

[@TheOneTheOnleh]

Dude awesome song

[@3cx495oo.p3xfo]

This is a great gaming song.

[@asphodel9749]

i remember seeing him at warped tour years ago a lil 7 year old, 10 years ago, and being posted on his facebook B) he was a dope dude, still love and support from me and my family

[@augustburns8288]

Mc Chris is a beast!

[@jackiechan6460]

mc chris is mad lyrical. I have friends who like that trap shit and ganster rap. I play this when im in my office and even though they hate on the content of the music because they think they are so fucking cool, the all agreed that "this nigga can spit".

[@slizzy6292]

i can't believe that's his real voice, but this is a great song

[@WhatsYourTagTube]

You're a wizard, Harry.

[@davemcginnis4996]

Dis my anthem

[@vasq845]

as a mage I approve

[@hamishroberts9481]

as a sorcerer i also approve

[@TheLargeDoctor]

​@@hamishroberts9481 as a conjurer i also happen to approve of the same thing these last two gentleman do

[@hoomanbean6011]

as a druid i also, in-fact, approve

[@johnkordyak5016]

Hey pimp you probably won't see this but the day you drop the "little brittle and the c-bag" song I'll die a happy man

[@sirsplintfastthepungent1373]

🔥

[@Mogget01]

Oh so this was what Rap God was a response to

[@twylamighty]

Jammin' on ESO I'm fkn Sorceress!😂

[@starvalkyrie]

It's so unfair. When is my class gonna get an MC Chris song?

[@Bubbezz]

o my god the wizardz will take over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you beter watch out world the wizardz will take over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@jessejames5389]

I'm a Wizard

[@NinjaNeet]

He's no Bard, but he's still got Vicious Mockery

[@JamesEvil9]

To everyone asking,this song is on his new album mc chris Foreverrr

[@daltonqwerty20]

That was actually good yo, if you didn't sound like a lil kid but u gotta unique voice yo catchy idk how your not mad popular

[@JoshRS85]

He is actually, he just chooses to not be in the "Big boy crowd". Just go Google MC Chris!

[@godlyk3]

You get used to it after a while. dude it talented as shit

[@iBeSupicious]

He's actually ridiculously popular ..... Hoodie ninja on xD scion commercials , multiple live shows , mc p pants , the spider , etc from auqa team is MC chris , there's actually a lot more i can't think of i promise you as you listen to the songs you pick em out like YO I REMEMBER THIS FROM THIS ! He's just always not Mc Chris so to speak.

[@Allthetacosaremine]

I cant say for all at least a few songs of his are parodies. And he is in sea lab 2021 as hesh and he was an awsome hesh. And the characters in the sea lab show go to a mc chris concert in one of the episodes

[@jspence8863]

+Tombes Gaming aqua teen not team

[@cizzardthewizard579]

Amazing!

[@timtrainage]

F***ing magicificent!

[@ARE4LNOOB]

Do you mind if i use this song when i record youtube vids?

[@mcchris9464]

not at all man, do what you wish with my videos

[@mistylee2107]

LOL-Thanks. This is funny!!

[@blueisnotgreen7258]

wizards got way more hits, and huge intelligence bonuses

[@crossdressed916]

Lol

[@nondenominationalspiritual8285]

Sorcerer's got charisma tho ;)

[@supertrentawsome2080]

My favorite song and band and I am 12years old. You guys are awesome and you make great rap. I can sing the song without messing up but not in front of my parents......jk.but I still can sing it just to be clear.

[@buckfutters]

me in Diablo 3

[@mistycomeaux305]

I love Diablo 3 best game evrr

[@homie7530]

bless my boyfriend for helping me find chris

[@corokoyakomujin8354]

bless him n.n

[@lillie6738]

I love him!!

[@raynebowbrite27]

This needs an nes remix im thinking one of the tunes from ff3

[@jl3114]

What's your ring size?

[@derekschaller6406]

This is gooood

[@y2james2803]

Does mc Chris like Stargate?

[@northparker6643]

Where are you today Chris???

[@death7282v2]

6 years later...

[@theone-ou1je]

i listen to this shit right before i log into stormfall ! cuzz im a fukin wizard !

[@isaacdeida5072]

I'm 31 years old and I'm a fucking wizzard!

[@jamesmc900]

dopealicous

[@homelessveteran334]

I feel so old now

[@Davidmadden19]

Hats off to the guys who voted down just to make it equal 420

[@don-t-wizwitch-me5166]

Wizards have to get a gathering a wizard" I'm high priest and all spell craft master dat I'm a wizard I call all true wizards to hit me asap I'm up!

[@michaelkortz912]

This is what I'm listening to before gettn the covid vaccine manana

[@1badombre82]

We miss the Chris!!!

[@jasonscrimager6729]

Badass!!!

[@FuzzyRatMeat]

2020 anyone

[@TheRealMrRoboto]

Dad is that you?

[@cosmiccoffee8497]

Not gonna lie; this flow goes hard.

[@gangstashinobi]

dope

[@frogcatslave3640]

i should of herd of this dude years ago.put up more adds bro u will blow up

[@blakealexander9209]

he has actually been around for awhile now.

[@cam_3d]

Yes, top track MC! =]

[@TheFazeIV]

just givin this comment cuz im mc chris fan from forever and he deserves hit

[@carlymatieuski2897]

Chris I may see you in Toronto :3

[@timsgta]

make more please!

[@tresdaddy05]

Yo I just wanted to hear candy didn't know it was from a real artist this guys vocabulary is amazing I would to see him go head to head against slim shady

[@youdubedude]

If u listen real hard at the end he says what album it is :)

[@kittymeow5041]

I know already. he say DEAL WITH IT BITCHES!!!! lol

[@deathzonevlogs1476]

syndicates song oml !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@tattoosandstorieswithmike8447]

I love this fuckin song 🤘

[@DredPiratNil]

when i play a bard this is my power up song

[@DredPiratNil]

of course in d&d

[@DredPiratNil]

my dm is gracious he lets us put on one song during a fight as a bard to give us all of our bonuses and this is mine that i play thanks mc chris for an awesome fight song for d&d

[@DankMcSpank]

Shadow Wizard Money Gang.