McDojo Breakdown: The Pineapple Samurai Massacre

In todays McDojo Breakdown we chat about a martial arts instructor in India who trauly just seems to be making it up as he goes. Enjoy :)
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[@McDojoLife]

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[@WakeUpUniverse66]

Rockin the Reverse Hitler lol

[@thecomicalcon3441]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rHnFgWeNnNGji6M just so you know I watched all the way through lol. Also I make custom t-shirts, if you have any requests jus lmk. I also have videos with examples of my art. I hope u enjoy the comedy of this link though. Fingers crossed 🍀

[@McDojoLife]

@@WakeUpUniverse66 that’s a birth defect called a cleft lip and palate

[@milton7763]

Never underestimate the power of crossing the arms. When my mom crosses her arms I know it’s time to submit

[@dreadinside654]

Lol! 😂

[@Trainwithseb]

Actual grandmaster level

[@scottallen2873]

Rob I disagree,. I have multiple concussions in my 30 years of training and you can condition your brain. Mine is complete mush at this point and it's condition is mush lol

[@zootjitsu6767]

The trick is to have nothing to lose 💯💯💯💪💪💪

[@ShinFahima]

I hit the books to condition my brain. . . . My brain is similar-style mush.

[@mdug7224]

🤣🤣🤣

[@notproductiveproductions3504]

Had us at the first half. Ngl

[@mikehunt4797]

Seems to work OK still to think up that funny commen.

[@robcubed9557]

The saddest thing about this is that the Indian subcontinent has a legit history of wrestling and has trained some formidable wrestlers (check out Gulam Muhammad, aka the great Gama)

[@milton7763]

- Me watching the opening bit: “okay, the sensei is showing his skills of taking punches to the face” - McDojoLife: “You just got done watching this _sensei_ beating his _student_ … - Me: 😮

[@arunsatheesan3785]

I had to do some post-production work for a client on a video about this dude. It was an interview video. I wanted this fool to be exposed ever since. Thanks for doing it.

[@contentcop]

BTW for anyone who doesn't know, Guinness literally doesn't care about records you PAY to be put in the book

[@pajolee6918]

Have to disagree - I used to hang out with a firefighter who was in it. (He's a dick, but it was legit).

[@ernie3249]

Yes and no...if there is ANY sort of psudeo governing body of a dsicipline/field/etc, they just take the word of the organization that a record has been set. Otherwise, you pay Guinness to send a "judge", whom you pay for thier time, room and board, and travel expenses. Now India happens to have a national version of Guinness, so anything they say is a record is just copy/pasted into Guinnesss.

[@milton7763]

@TheBholeDestroyer Someone cared: they even turned it into a video game 😂

[@milton7763]

@@ernie3249 Indeed. I now hold the Guinness book record for most king cobras destroyed with a single punch 👊

[@milton7763]

I think McDojoLife just fully fails to grasp the genius of this immensely talented comedian

[@scottymac5418]

Love the dirt flying up on the last clip! Adds emphasis and demonstrates the sheer power of that ONE-HANDED technique! Shame he didn’t do the helicopter sword technique during his record break, then run as fast as he could in a straight line after the last one. Judo chop!

[@nerdtanks1439]

It was like a scene from DBZ, Like put on an orange gi and add him screaming for 20 seconds before he one handed slams his pathetic opponent. 😂

[@Element-tu8jw]

Everyone is a master when you fight in slow motion against someone who provides zero resistance. I trained in Ninjutsu for a few years, (Jinenkan school). We trained at full speed. The motto was, ‘if you get hit, it’s your fault’.

[@rmaqrollz]

thank you always expecting the next video

[@dazza0018]

Another classic breakdown Rob !

[@Masutora]

I'm so glad I spent all that time as an angst filled teenager. All those years of crossing my arms will have conditioned me for a natural defense against this unyielding opponent.

[@joekaminski8161]

Rob, IF you ever take a road trip to visit Chicago, I'll take you to see the Carlson Gracie BJJ HQ in Logan Square, some great local restaurants, and even some of the unique independent MMA gyms in and around (meaning the suburbs) the city itself. Chicago is NOT the violent war zone that the media portrays it as IF you live (stay) on the NW side and ARE CAREFUL of which neighborhoods (we got 77 diverse and unique neighborhoods) you visit and how you travel (public transit or car) through them. It's also NOT a bad place to live if you ever get tired of the tropical heat and humidity in Florida. 🙂

[@McDojoLife]

Truly appreciate the hospitality

[@allsport916]

God, I look forward to these videos.

[@daveruble6455]

I don’t know how to do a link, but I want everything and I love your channel

[@austinbentley4839]

A true legend

[@tekal85]

what a shame, so many pineapples have been wasted.

[@dianecenteno5275]

Thank you! Needed a good 😃 😂😂🤣

[@joshuaspector8182]

I was leaning toward 3 also cuz there’s not any like ki or no touch nonsense. But I am kinda compelled by the punching students part you said. That needs to be huge on the dillman scale 😂

[@user-dp3xf7pm8g]

Reminded me of the time I was made to attend some 'Positive Behaviour Support,' physical intervention "training"; the issue was when I returned from a comfort break, one of the trainers asked me to grab his shirt!! I did so and was then asked to regrab,but less hard!! (Years of Judo meant my grip was pretty decent!) He then proceeded to demonstrate the 'best' way to release the grip, by grabbing his shirt and pulling it away from my grip!! Cognitive dissonance was the result-yes it got the shirt out of my grip, but only because I allowed it. After completing the course one of my people grabbed me as I took their temperature upon arrival. I used the exact method I'd recently qualified in, resulting in lacerations to mu forearm. Not doing the post a KZbin clip, as I'm too lazy!! ❤😅❤

[@matthewhall7976]

I was thumbs up/like number 194..👍❤️👍

[@MarioLamRedRebel]

Whats a KZbin link? I like youre video's 🥋 OSU 🥋 Greetings from the Netherlands

[@jh9667]

That song at the end is funny af. What's it called?

[@genealvarez6331]

I don't know how to add a video link from KZbin but trust me I tried. With all we know about CTE (Chronic Traumatic Encephalitis), the students would do well to ban together and get all their money back. No one should be allowed to inflict damage on people like that. I agree 4 Dillmans.

[@guillermoletsworkitout3522]

[@McDojoLife]

Dux for sure homie

[@ShinFahima]

They're always from Tamil Nadu. Every time.

[@anthonyverdin9698]

First off I'm at work so no link... Don't be jealous has Dale Brown's top student is out there killing it. This is taking Detroit urban survival training to an international level

[@NDOhioan]

Channels like yours have really inspired me to get back into martial arts! I trained at a school run by some students of Stephen K. Hayes for some time in my teens, realized it was BS and went through some nasty depression for a good while (that wasn't the only factor, obviously, but it certainly didn't help things.) Got some therapy, worked a couple odd jobs to help get me back on my feet and now I want to get back on the horse! I'm thinking I'll start with a couple years of BJJ, then a couple years of boxing and see where things go from there! kzbin.info/www/bejne/pHKxoJypaNNgedU

[@SerphStar]

I'm terrified-

[@briandorsey6652]

I love you for that link

[@T_L_D]

omg that's hilarious. as far as BJJ schools, there are tons of good ones in Ohio depending on where you are in the state.

[@danielbradshaw4068]

This link made my day! Lmao!

[@DoctorZisIN]

Part II: General T phones home.

[@studbourbon798]

The arm crossing does work. I used it many times on my little sister but u must make them hit themselves with their own hand while saying , stop hitting urself .

[@michaelbrown655]

Sad stuff there.

[@Owl-of-Minerva]

Hairy Krishna's Guinness record is titled "Pineapple Express"

[@lilian1706]

This is a good on

[@McDojoLife]

Thank you for that

[@Alex_Bertubesocks]

2:24 that was too close for comfort

[@CorduroyNinja]

The hair, the beard the arm crossing.....dude is the total package.

[@factsabouturmum9250]

Ok but urumi wielders are still fun to watch.

[@seanthomxx2694]

Joshua Fabia approves

[@Notagunfighter]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eKPVYml4gNush6M nice breakdown of some terrible take downs.

[@user-jw6kc6kg2i]

It might be true, if someone was to attack you in such ineffective ways, then maybe they will work.

[@WatchMysh]

He ordered his choke and arm bar on wish

[@buckybarnes5241]

"A random KZbin link."

[@Tituspuppet]

This is good brother..I’m not going to link a KZbin link …

[@jlotus100]

He looks like Jason Mamoa

[@cbyork864]

Detroit urban survival has gone international?

[@TheDYLANHAMMER]

Oh yea its the armbar guy

[@tomfinch4130]

Maybe he works for Domino's and puts the pineapple on the topping lol

[@ZacharyHughestheyounggeneral]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qp23kpigdr1-Zpo Honestly, the history of Kularipayatu (guessed on spelling) seems interesting historically. The sword and buckler combination I've seen in other places might be a fun sport or something. I've never seen anyone ever mention armbars in it so I think he's just stupid. I agree with the 4 Dillmans.

[@LucidExplorers]

love me some anime!

[@DoctorZisIN]

Her bounce in the ring is legendary...

[@ceejayarby1225]

Bruh, points to his student in that first clip. Swag clips if he was in mma.

[@as5who13]

No thumb up, one leg under the body. Just roll bro. That arm bar scores a 0/10. And if someone attacks you with a knife you always want to turn around and not look at them at all.. apparently. I agree with 4 out of 5 dillmans, he's 1 magic mind power from 5.

[@yesbutactuallyno8305]

This is clearly a master in IJJ, the ancient art of lethal Indian Jiu Jitsu🤣🤣😂😂

[@DoctorZisIN]

4 Frank Duxes Link: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pGa9aIFmo557qqc

[@travishutchison6459]

I cant fathom how anyone can watch this dudes videos for more than 30 seconds.

[@McDojoLife]

Do tell your thoughts as to why so I can improve

[@changowowowoezzy9617]

I have had people on the street hit me in the face like only 3 times and there was blood every where lol

[@jakehartnoll6625]

That arm bar is maaad 😂 he’s got the palm flag against his chest so it wouldn’t even work let alone the shitty technique 🤣

[@PReed-zh4uz]

I agree with the 4 out of 5 Dilmans, he's full of sh!t but didn't go into no-touch knockout territory.

[@LucidExplorers]

yeah the punching in the head thing puts him up to 4 Dilllmas kzbin.info/www/bejne/gnPJqY2hgJJph68 - can you feel physical pain in dream?? hmmm..

[@DoctorZisIN]

Shit! I've had this dream!

[@chocomalk]

4:20 his palm is down...ughhhhh

[@whitebeltexplainsjujitsu]

Elbow at the knees too

[@ericsimonson8002]

I'm sorry. Im not savvy. I don't know how to post a link. I will say that I appreciate your videos. This fruit ninja guy is pure ego. I'm a traditional martial artist but I believe in the octagon. Even a loss is okay if you can hold your own for a minute or two. Combat is the litmus test.

[@jameswilliamsjr.akae.f.gec6611]

I don't know how to do the links bur but I can send you to my actual channel if you like

[@stevewhite6861]

There were no humans when dinosaurs roamed the earth.

[@kelw.5440]

I don't know how to post A link from my phone bro!

[@McDojoLife]

You copy the URL link when you click the share button on any KZbin video

[@aaronwild2894]

Yup just hit share, then copy link. Long hold when posting a comment, paste.

[@gettyjones1263]

I have an iPhone, so I go to share link from whatever link. When you touch share, it gives you an option to copy link. Then I go back to this video. Go to the comment section and paste the link you copied. I hope that helps.

[@kelw.5440]

@@gettyjones1263 I have A potato phone lol But thanks for telling me a little about yourself, that I didn't ask for! 🙃

[@ElonDuck605]

Austin powers martial art style is by far the most deadly

[@Haywood-Jablomie]

Judo chop !!! Want to watch some genuinely great martial arts movies ? Watch ShootFighter 1 and 2 , they are available on KZbin and Joe Son (The guy that throws his shoe) is in both movies. As well as Johnny Lawrence and Sensei Kreese from Karate Kid, Bolo Yeung from bloodsport, the black guy from Mortal Kombat 1 movie and a girl from James Bond... and more !!! Honestly great movies

[@BrendanBFree]

Letting someone punch you isnt abuse, its darwinism

[@thomasgrable1746]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jZmWpWdvg9iKeKM At least he didn't demonstrate "no touch" knockouts... yet!

[@LucidExplorers]

Wow lol 🤘

[@DoctorZisIN]

Great song. I'm vegan now.

[@darrenbarber3663]

He's got a little boxing skill but that's it when I say little I really mean little

[@trier4952]

Yeah I would've given him 4 as well

[@mrhamgolian9006]

He doesn't use chi.

[@JohnDoe-sr1dd]

I kept waiting for him to twist the arms and make them hit themselves. Holy Dilman!

[@westonmcgaa5995]

Random KZbin link

[@myisathletics3433]

The intro kills me every time 😂😂😂

[@irishninja9857]

I wanna know how he made the dude shit sparks at 7:07 😂

[@whitebeltexplainsjujitsu]

Sand

[@irishninja9857]

@@whitebeltexplainsjujitsu Albuquerque

[@tomsheppard378]

I've only done BJJ for 3 years and can see that Arm bar is shit

[@WhiteApeMA]

I think a day-1er who gets shown a proper arm bar can even laugh at this lol.

[@tomsheppard378]

@@WhiteApeMA yeah probably, if yiu were to show someone how not to do an arm bar that would be a good exampke

[@hectoraguilera2209]

5 dillmans no question, any instructor bashing students should be banned for life

[@dreaziemobbins]

Guinness Book is a McRecordbook. You can make up any "record" you want and if you pay them some money, they'll come watch you slap yourself in the nuts a thousand times for some kind of Chi Master record. PS: if it doesn't matter what the youtube link is, how do you know it's actually random?

[@lordMartiya]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bV6xfJeNi5qGeck I think the bit where gravity turned up to 11 was supposed to represent a pressure point strike. Kalaripayattu supposedly teaches that too. It also teaches weapon use, and I believe that one is slightly more useful.

[@davis8720]

Nice, nothing like an education on nuclear reactors

[@LucidExplorers]

Interesting doc!

[@willowelizabethryder4141]

Always cool to learn about nuclear shenanigans 👌🏼

[@canalllllllllllllll1]

@@willowelizabethryder4141 lololl

[@TheQue5tion]

If you all want to know more about nuclear energy and it's history, Kyle Hill has done a series on the subject.

[@trier4952]

I always thought that Shaolin kung fu was the oldest known martial art since so many different martial arts were derived from it.

[@yeduraghav3345]

Indian buddhist monk Bodhidharma took Kalaripayattu and budhism from Kerala/TamilNadu region of India and trained the Monks at Shaolin en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bodhidharma

[@cameronmacdonald772]

Bwahaha that arm bar... that wasn't an arm bar, it was a hand job! kzbin.info/www/bejne/gaHTqWeYr8t0l6c

[@jotarokujo7955]

4 dillman are definitely well deserved.

[@nerdtanks1439]

It would have been great when he tried to pull buddy to the ground if buddy would’ve slipped his foot mounted his chest and ground and pound till the “master” no longer existed

[@nwharerau]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q3a2dKRtfL-Ja6c Long time listener, first time caller. It's pretty funny how many times a Mcdojo decides on teaching their student techniques based on "if this guy does x, you gotta do y" and "x" is never something common like a stiff jab or a clinch. It's pulling out two knives/pointing a gun at your chest point blank/Three armed guys all deciding to attack you one at a time. Added to that, the advice isn't "Guard up" or "Use your words first" or maybe even "Disengage/create distance." Nah bro spark up a cigarette, pop a one liner and whip out your chi KO attacks ... Also, homie managed to not only endanger his students twice over. first with the pineapple massacre and brain conditioning but also by teaching techniques against completely non resistant people. I'm willing to bet students in this particular "academy" do not pressure test their stuff. Anyway, thanks Rob for checking these schools and putting eyes on them!

[@McDojoLife]

Thank you for the support

[@CaptainKeelhaul]

Random YT link: kzbin.info/www/bejne/m6CqeHishdVljqc

[@nicholasmartin3770]

Where is the Chinese MMA guy that beats the shit out of fake martial artist. He is needed in India.

[@jameshawkins4514]

And when he's not breaking sword records, he's touring the world playing guitar as Dave Navarro kzbin.infoedH3Uwfr9rU?feature=share. The bestest big sis in the world!

[@LucidExplorers]

never heard that band before 🤘

[@jefferylorance7988]

Thank you for bringing out theses fake martial arts…and sharing it.

[@attackscorpion5323]

Inside elbow control is actually really effective.

[@McDojoLife]

Makes everyone just fall over with a flick of the hand 🙄

[@murph8411]

@@McDojoLifemaybe he goes for the funny bone.

[@JohnDoe-sr1dd]

Bestest Ninja training video ever: kzbin.info/www/bejne/hZ3SnWB8dr6lg9E

[@LucidExplorers]

Like their breakdowns of the Steven Seagal movies

[@DoctorZisIN]

Does anyone remember the youtube ninja?

[@rubinthomas8586]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gmmvgax3mLygpdk "pineapple ninja" had me me cracking up 🤜🤛

[@LucidExplorers]

😅

[@MYTHBUSTERER]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oJm4nHp_qLCppJI He's definately the full Dillman lol

[@LucidExplorers]

classic

[@DoctorZisIN]

I stole... borrowed a motel robe like that once...

[@sharkcity4080]

I think RRR was based off of this guy

[@T_L_D]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/l4CloIiKgdZ7hNE man, I am just waiting for SOMEone, anyone, with real training to go to one of these "schools" and spar with these guys. also, someone put some info in this guy's hand about what getting punched in the face can do to a person. ugh.

[@DoctorZisIN]

Oh yeah I listen to this every night. It puts me to sleep and gives me nightmares.

[@thexbigxgreen]

This guy set the World Record for "Most Pineapples in One Place At The Same Time so he can Cut The Tops Off Of Them Somewhat Quickly"

[@etherealicer]

Most ridiculous world record.

[@messiaspereira6232]

Such a waste of good pineapple 🍍

[@nagaganas7927]

to much Kollywood Bollywood Malayalam Tamil movies if u ask me

[@contentcop]

Dudes punching a none moving man and STILL has bad form

[@apsuaha]

This guy is probably who Joshua Fabia got his knowledge of how to ruin a career from.

[@omicronfinger2388]

1:08 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

[@WarriorEsoteric]

Who wants to waste their time hitting a bag when you can hit a dude , much more realistic 😉

[@paulmanegold304]

Worst joint lock techniques I've ever seen 5 dillmans .Fruit salad lol.Watch a Chinese instructor on you tube his assistant is in yellow on joint lock techniques he speaks in Mandarin but it's translated. He is a well known master.Look under Shaolin joint lock technique.BTW most of his moves work but sum don't just depends on your size differences.I don't know exact the link but it's there.Its based off big Luohan form.

[@undercoverattorney0001]

Have you ever interviewed a psychologist on why people follow this crap? I understand wanting to be part of a group or peer pressure but there has to be some element that will allow people to believe this $#!~.

[@kenphillips2755]

I wouldn't use the Dillman scale I would use the Asida scale because he doesn't have any bullsido Dillman no touch or sound knockouts but his techniques are just as silly and useless as Ashida Kims's.

[@martinflett4900]

The vindaloo vice grip kzbin.info/www/bejne/oKq4mmaGbppmaJo

[@Germaine3385]

🤣🤣

[@DoctorZisIN]

@@Germaine3385 Glory in the highest!