Me And My Mantis Girlfriend...

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Diceskiyo

Diceskiyo

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You have a Mantis girlfriend, and lately, the kissing part of the relationship has taken some... strain. Her mouth fangs (actually called palps) can be a bit offputting to most, fortunately for you you're kinky and into that s***.
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@madmankentmorgan1
@madmankentmorgan1 9 ай бұрын
Weirdly adorable.
@aidanwebb2255
@aidanwebb2255 9 ай бұрын
Until she chops off your head, but still, quite cute.
@imheretoargue2344
@imheretoargue2344 9 ай бұрын
You do you just don't do you where I can see you
@DoffysRightHandMan45
@DoffysRightHandMan45 8 ай бұрын
@@imheretoargue2344?
@balduezafamily
@balduezafamily 5 ай бұрын
Yes sir🫡🫡🫡🫡
@joepoopgaming2254
@joepoopgaming2254 3 ай бұрын
Yeah
@MrMacavity
@MrMacavity 9 ай бұрын
dangerous venture there bro
@charlesbarkson
@charlesbarkson 9 ай бұрын
"i love a woman that will just fucking kill me"
@TheSpeaker-cj1mo
@TheSpeaker-cj1mo 8 ай бұрын
And then something just snapped something inside of me
@NokkoGamma
@NokkoGamma 8 ай бұрын
I hope she not decided to do the same thing that happens on 489955.
@sakatsukithelotus
@sakatsukithelotus 4 ай бұрын
TS FIRE!!!!
@justgguy3421
@justgguy3421 9 ай бұрын
SHE IS GOING TO EAT YOU RUN!
@Bear-fz5nz
@Bear-fz5nz 9 ай бұрын
Never thought i be into mantis but here we are
@dazeen9591
@dazeen9591 9 ай бұрын
bro hasn't read the mantis comic. it's a real gem
@lightningjadejavier
@lightningjadejavier 9 ай бұрын
​@@dazeen9591i am, To afraid to ask but... Where can i find this comic and how do i access the comic? Like what is the source of numbers, if it has any.
@arigatameiwaku
@arigatameiwaku 9 ай бұрын
sis didn't played visual novel where your gf is mantis
@AverageNecronEnthusiast
@AverageNecronEnthusiast 9 ай бұрын
@@arigatameiwaku sauce?
@ledarthplanet
@ledarthplanet 9 ай бұрын
​@@arigatameiwaku NOW you got me curious.... Pass me the sauce...
@zerotwoxsakurajimamai9040
@zerotwoxsakurajimamai9040 9 ай бұрын
For those thinking about Mantis eating his head, mantises only eat their partner's head in order to get nutrients needed for their babies, so for now he's good 😂 although, thinking how it's humanoid Mantis I doubt she would eat his head anyway as she doesn't need to to ensure her or her newborn's survival
@arigatameiwaku
@arigatameiwaku 9 ай бұрын
Guy can just do vasectomy or girl can do partial hysterectomy. So they can have as much sex as they want and never have biological kids
@slikbac6656
@slikbac6656 9 ай бұрын
Better have door dash scheduled juuust in case
@mishanauduk6569
@mishanauduk6569 9 ай бұрын
If you didn’t know, only 30% of females eat the head of mantises and only 9% succeed. Because 1 Not all female mantises are cannibals 2 mantises do not want to be killed and eaten. Ну как соснул мистер експерт, тоесть Я имел ввиду дизенформатор 🧐
@LordOmnissiah
@LordOmnissiah 9 ай бұрын
Actually female mantises and black widows only eat their mates if the males are weaker than them and the females are hungry. So as long as Bro hits the gym regularly he should be fine.
@135forte
@135forte 9 ай бұрын
It's also a weird evolution thing in a lot of insects, the male getting eaten allows him to finish, increasing the likelihood of fertilization. Then you have spiders, which have several species that have evolved to throw food other than their own body at the female to distract her.
@jessemillington8687
@jessemillington8687 9 ай бұрын
"You're not going to eat my head, are you?" She's sure going to try
@Nitram7482
@Nitram7482 9 ай бұрын
I guess no cuddling after sex?
@justin9656
@justin9656 9 ай бұрын
she is a caring gf. how could you not love her?
@SomeGuyWithABlueMask
@SomeGuyWithABlueMask 9 ай бұрын
I mean if we ignore the fact about mantises eating their partner's head for the survival of their offspring, but how could you not love her?
@justin9656
@justin9656 9 ай бұрын
@@SomeGuyWithABlueMask hahaha. yes. better be truly loved once, then never. right?
@gyasiblackman124
@gyasiblackman124 9 ай бұрын
​@@SomeGuyWithABlueMaskwelp fuck this shit im out
@lukepascoe346
@lukepascoe346 9 ай бұрын
@@SomeGuyWithABlueMask *WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87!!!???*
@Libo1595
@Libo1595 8 ай бұрын
​@@SomeGuyWithABlueMaskhighly unlikely in this case
@FuzzyStripetail
@FuzzyStripetail 9 ай бұрын
Mantis girlfriend's date was clearly getting ahead of himself when he asked mantis girlfriend if she was going to eat his head.
@hardcaselj111
@hardcaselj111 9 ай бұрын
I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me
@Chris-lg2ce
@Chris-lg2ce 9 ай бұрын
Why was there the little nightmares music playing
@manuellaverdeyen3961
@manuellaverdeyen3961 4 ай бұрын
Well in little nightmares. The first game near the end six eats a gnome while that soundtrack was playing. That why. Your welcome
@twilightknight7726
@twilightknight7726 9 ай бұрын
Omg she’s adorable!
@GAMINGDEVlL
@GAMINGDEVlL 9 ай бұрын
She’s scary but in a wholesome way
@KingDusk278
@KingDusk278 9 ай бұрын
Don’t worry, she’ll only eat your eat after the mating is done, so either never mate or never stop mating.
@icookchildrenandeatthem9085
@icookchildrenandeatthem9085 9 ай бұрын
I like the latter
@StxckyBxurritos
@StxckyBxurritos 9 ай бұрын
Lowkey wholesome. They decided to explore a new kink together and ended up enjoying it. Literal Couple Goals ✊❤
@sadv3
@sadv3 9 ай бұрын
The jokes on you I'm into that shit. - The MC probably.
@tophatmonkey3584
@tophatmonkey3584 9 ай бұрын
First i was "what in gods name is happening"...then seconds later i was "i should have figured out"
@Roddy_Zeh
@Roddy_Zeh 9 ай бұрын
As long as that doesn't mean my death or any part of myself...missing...or any deep injuries... ...guess it's game. 🍷🗿
@Kawika.
@Kawika. 9 ай бұрын
As long as that behavioral trait isn't present in that species he should be fine.
@lostnemesis
@lostnemesis 9 ай бұрын
0:24 straight up the comment I was about make 😂 because no matter what this guy has to do with doggy style because otherwise I would not want to see the cleaning bill.
@JJDaMan808
@JJDaMan808 9 ай бұрын
Isn't in nature the mantis kills their mate and eats them? I might be wrong 🤔
@LordDaret
@LordDaret 9 ай бұрын
Depends on the species of mantis, and even amongst those that do it, it’s only a 22% chance of happening. Also, it’s suspected that those killings even happened because the mantis was stressed out from the researchers watching them. In short, he is good as long as they don’t do exhibitionism.
@robertsummers3386
@robertsummers3386 5 ай бұрын
Some species, yes. That's why the VA added the "You're not gonna bite my head off after this, right?" bit.
@earth2k66
@earth2k66 9 ай бұрын
Now I understand why Omniman stayed on the Bug Planet. 💀
@Overlapinion
@Overlapinion 9 ай бұрын
Hold it right there! masochist is the one where humilation and torture is loved This one is insectophilia
@DarkSol16
@DarkSol16 9 ай бұрын
Well, I suppose, theres also the masochism where you feel the deadly thrill of placing your life in the hands of your lover
@ryanirizarry7628
@ryanirizarry7628 8 ай бұрын
So what it not going to be important later on ( major foreshadowing )
@ConservativeSatanist666
@ConservativeSatanist666 9 ай бұрын
Nothing could go wrong.. 😈
@ConservativeSatanist666
@ConservativeSatanist666 9 ай бұрын
This is both cute and weird.. I like it 😅
@jocosesonata
@jocosesonata 9 ай бұрын
How dare you add something new to my fetishes!?
@chiffoncakeandtea
@chiffoncakeandtea 9 ай бұрын
Sparrowl always making top tier monster girls
@hitlist2105
@hitlist2105 9 ай бұрын
😭😭😭😭
@morning_youtube_star
@morning_youtube_star 9 ай бұрын
Mantis gf: what? no i won't only the females do that
@SincereStriker
@SincereStriker 9 ай бұрын
Call me Michael Rockefeller cus the mantussy is worth it!
@Lifegotmid
@Lifegotmid 9 ай бұрын
YES! 😁
@tomasramirezrestrepo212
@tomasramirezrestrepo212 4 ай бұрын
Me dió un nuevo fetiche que nunca creí tener Me gustan las mantis furrys?
@noob1saibot2
@noob1saibot2 5 ай бұрын
Some men just want more…”exotic” relationships
@jenny6609
@jenny6609 9 ай бұрын
I found out something about myself I wish I didn't...
@God-eo9zj
@God-eo9zj 9 ай бұрын
What a way to start a video...
@Hollow-Eyes
@Hollow-Eyes 4 ай бұрын
Having a mantis girlfriend is kinda like being a cultist. Let me explain. These are the similarities. It's kinda scary, it's pretty taboo and in both scenarios you should have the head of a goat with you.
@CrusaderJacky
@CrusaderJacky 4 ай бұрын
He didn't specifically say which head though, did he?
@animalmoninc.
@animalmoninc. 4 ай бұрын
I love praying mantises! 💚💚💚
@liamabesamis494
@liamabesamis494 9 ай бұрын
A mf mantis💀 i would be dead if i was her boyfriend💀
@hiddendeity5338
@hiddendeity5338 9 ай бұрын
song name at the beginning of the video? i feel it's little nightmares but not sure which track
@CAM_J0
@CAM_J0 9 ай бұрын
This is some black souls type stuff
@dubuyajay9964
@dubuyajay9964 9 ай бұрын
No. Just...no.
@ChaoticUrges
@ChaoticUrges 9 ай бұрын
More little nightmare music
@Swig_Chmeese
@Swig_Chmeese 9 ай бұрын
Dead space type kiss
@mattlevar5990
@mattlevar5990 9 ай бұрын
adorable
@yea-go4fn
@yea-go4fn 7 ай бұрын
PEAK THUMBNAIL
@themasterofmonsters309
@themasterofmonsters309 9 ай бұрын
I mean... I kinda feel it
@ididsomeunspeakablethingsa4899
@ididsomeunspeakablethingsa4899 9 ай бұрын
At least youll die happy
@muscleman1989
@muscleman1989 9 ай бұрын
If it has a hole we have goal 🗣️
@wheezord
@wheezord 9 ай бұрын
eh, if she DID try to bite his head off, she'd probably struggle and only leave love bites
@Lifegotmid
@Lifegotmid 9 ай бұрын
I Know This! 🥵❤️😍
@davidrivera7350
@davidrivera7350 9 ай бұрын
She is worth it
@rozsia3464
@rozsia3464 9 ай бұрын
oh fuck im into too
@iitzjj2004
@iitzjj2004 5 ай бұрын
Creepy cute
@yeahthe2066
@yeahthe2066 9 ай бұрын
I want one
@k9memes-c7h
@k9memes-c7h 9 ай бұрын
Nice little nightmares music in the background
@lol-2247
@lol-2247 9 ай бұрын
Cute 🗿
@theknightwithabadpictotall7639
@theknightwithabadpictotall7639 9 ай бұрын
Smash
@Mania-t4p
@Mania-t4p 9 ай бұрын
Bro lost his head after relationship with that mantis girl, literally.
@superboomn
@superboomn 9 ай бұрын
Mouth grippers
@gokusolos9283
@gokusolos9283 9 ай бұрын
Can't lie I'd be bricked tf up
@Lifegotmid
@Lifegotmid 9 ай бұрын
SAME! 🥵
@sandcastle9905
@sandcastle9905 9 ай бұрын
"only females do that"
@HoangTran-zn4ko
@HoangTran-zn4ko 9 ай бұрын
damn she has four arms?... awesome!
@Lifegotmid
@Lifegotmid 9 ай бұрын
Yes! 😋
@AllOut_100
@AllOut_100 9 ай бұрын
WHERE'S THE ORGINAL FEMALE VOICE ACTOR? WHERE DID SHE GO? WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?!?
@seranonimo6770
@seranonimo6770 9 ай бұрын
Jokes on you, I'm into that shit
@Lifegotmid
@Lifegotmid 9 ай бұрын
Me Too! 😍
@Antasma1
@Antasma1 9 ай бұрын
“It should have been me, not him!”
@Lifegotmid
@Lifegotmid 9 ай бұрын
SAME! 🥵
@demiurgusgodofform8589
@demiurgusgodofform8589 9 ай бұрын
The first reptilian hiss was kinda hot, but the skittery, jittery insectoid clicking at the tail end of the video made my skin crawl.
@DVDD4v1D14
@DVDD4v1D14 9 ай бұрын
Aint no way thats ps2 altered beast soundtrack
@japaneseArguss
@japaneseArguss 4 ай бұрын
Alr enough "KZbin" for today👍
@zinx43267
@zinx43267 9 ай бұрын
that's probably why mantis girls will be forever alone
@egonvola8961
@egonvola8961 9 ай бұрын
What was that goofy ending music
@phos1056
@phos1056 9 ай бұрын
Las hembras mantis se comen al macho luego del delicioso ☠️
@БелыйЛис-я7т
@БелыйЛис-я7т 9 ай бұрын
Noooo!!! I remembered that ugly visual novel!!! Why!?!?!?
@deonjoyner960
@deonjoyner960 5 ай бұрын
New Phobia aquired (Vorarephobia)+1 New Fetish aquired Vore:+1 *Achievement unlocked!* : "I'm scaroused!"
@brunocampopiano7924
@brunocampopiano7924 9 ай бұрын
What if we play russian roulete instead? Is more safe
@GreyKingZero
@GreyKingZero 9 ай бұрын
Please don't eat, hurt, or kill your partner just because you have a instinct in you telling you to, there are services to assist in these matters to help overcome these impulses that have become unnecessary in our modern times. As for romance it is a desirable trait to be patient and accepting of your partner's quirks or oddities, a simple trick is if it doesn't go against any moral code it is not wrong.
@Bionicdodo24
@Bionicdodo24 4 ай бұрын
Well I have discovered something new about myself
@kara_boy1322
@kara_boy1322 9 ай бұрын
That one Invincible Scene 💀
@mimikvoid9425
@mimikvoid9425 4 ай бұрын
...so...where can I find these mantis people? Purely for research purp- oh who am I kidding? I'm just down bad...
@taekung0395
@taekung0395 4 ай бұрын
wait untill they mate... THAT GUY IS DEAD
@Ryuga1908
@Ryuga1908 9 ай бұрын
Mantis?.... WE GOTTA RESCUE HIM
@aaronolson6736
@aaronolson6736 5 ай бұрын
Why I love monster girls with mandibles:
@xrosslegends1279
@xrosslegends1279 9 ай бұрын
As long as she's not hungry you should be safe. XD
@Group-935
@Group-935 4 ай бұрын
Seeing that thumbnail legit made my spine tingle, not cool man, not cool...
@m00nwerewolf76
@m00nwerewolf76 8 ай бұрын
Why did you choose music from"Little Nightmares" ?? It made it more creepy...😐
@InfiniteDboy
@InfiniteDboy 5 ай бұрын
Having her with you really lucky...not in this stuff but also, you know mantis know martial arts.
@DeepnestHater
@DeepnestHater 5 ай бұрын
Him: You're not going to eat my head after this right? Her: Depends on which "head"
@rkade1486
@rkade1486 5 ай бұрын
Hi, allow me to introduce moth mommy Juniper.
@UNGOC_Engineer3231
@UNGOC_Engineer3231 5 ай бұрын
She looks like the first necromorph you encounter in dead space 2
@fruitloop5069
@fruitloop5069 9 ай бұрын
smash
@Lifegotmid
@Lifegotmid 9 ай бұрын
YES! 😍
@ghostpalladino1679
@ghostpalladino1679 4 ай бұрын
Omniman: -that's what I'm talking about
@elijahjarman2837
@elijahjarman2837 4 ай бұрын
Fun fact! I may actually be an anxiety/panic response of a female Mantis eating the partner's head because they're being observed mid-insect-coitous
@blackknight2921
@blackknight2921 9 ай бұрын
I think i don't want to make a girlfriend.... this is going to be ny nightmare.
@thevibingwonder1383
@thevibingwonder1383 6 ай бұрын
Can you god lovers explain why god didn't make this reality. all we can do now is pray 🙏🙏🙏
@ega1324
@ega1324 4 ай бұрын
Ok, weird, but kinda cool, although the mandibles to seem a little pointy but not too pointy.
@carelesskid4848
@carelesskid4848 4 ай бұрын
Hopefully the mantis doesn’t eat his head
@Question-Log
@Question-Log 5 ай бұрын
Surprised she hasn’t taken your head.
@soulezwan266
@soulezwan266 9 ай бұрын
The important question... Is he gonna die or not
@FlyingTooFast
@FlyingTooFast 4 ай бұрын
0:24 Hey guys? I found this weird ball in the back alley last night, anyone know who it belongs to?
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