Me and the boys dunking on Halo Reach clan kids

[@theonlyzanny]

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[@AmericanEren]

Death to the monke

[@tolomondy1235]

E

[@burzarec]

Ahhh consume product link press ahhh #sponsored

[@erikboydston4476]

get that cash money zanny 😏

[@M0no]

How do you like your Godzilla merch

[@ModestPelican]

I'm really glad Kirin is doing well, I also now have depression due to online bullying about my name

[@kylemarchbanks2748]

Hi jeff

[@theman-delorean200]

I can’t believe your name is “Jeff”

[@noahmccarthy8007]

Respect for taking it like a champ my dude!

[@ringwraith932]

Rehydrate, you’ll feel better

[@godsaian220]

Yo don't listen to the bullying you do you

[@captaingames721]

This truly is the greatest group the world has ever know and we aren’t ready for it

[@NathanS719]

Hello there

[@Wolf_3125]

@@NathanS719 General Kenobi!

[@SunnieJim007]

Wow, they are clones

[@Drewskii59]

I was about to leave this mortal realm but then I saw ZanMan upload

[@SunnieJim007]

@@Drewskii59 go back

[@emiliocarrasco3004]

“Jeff was a strong and well hydrated soldier. He will be dearly missed”

[@imnotsorry8514]

@@rekdyoface4503 wait

[@jakefisher8691]

Geoff

[@BlackJordanAirForce1]

He will be dearly "Mist"

[@AMoistEggroll]

Sounds like something my unit chain of command would say tbh

[@darthmaul2005]

Yes, he was so hydrated he had bowled movements every morning and night. What a legend.

[@Sgil97]

Zanny: *talks about anime* Everyone: “Careful Zanny what you say is Heresy”

[@NicoGaming771]

Weebs: Is it?

[@02banshee99]

@@NicoGaming771 oh it is

[@Sgil97]

@@NicoGaming771 Japan, what is anime’s purpose?

[@NicoGaming771]

@@Sgil97 Japan: Collectively, Anime and Hen- America: NOT ANOTHER WORD!

[@magnusthered4973]

@@NicoGaming771 yes

[@mochalavender9398]

"There's a guy on the ridge yo wtf?!" Evidently they never play this map enough. There's ALWAYS a guy on the ridge.

[@ideaammo3650]

have you ever been the guy on the ridge?

[@RandyIsHereToday]

@@ideaammo3650 have you ever been the guy IN the ridge?

[@ideaammo3650]

@@RandyIsHereToday it sounds like you have, was it nice under there?

[@oxelord3011]

0:02 Caleb: "Execute Order 66" Zanny: "Good soldiers follow orders"

[@thermonuclearmememonke9431]

Friendly fire: Exists Zanny: I PAID FOR THE WHOLE GAME SO I'M GOING TO USE WHOLE GAME *runs over his teammate and shoots his corpse*

[@Thaumtron]

“This game saved me from playing Halo 3” *angry act man noises*

[@What_Zen]

same

[@DiscardatRandom]

@Lilithan Chrispiford the 4th think it’s a joke

[@steelbear2063]

@@DiscardatRandom They laugh at it, but they really mean it, it seems

[@connorhenderson2297]

@Lilithan Chrispiford the 4th iirc one of the reasons he doesn’t like it as much is because the br was changed as well as him admitting he’s never been good at it, the sprint thing earlier on was him making fun of bungie purists who whine about sprint endlessly and the absolute lengths they go to justify their hatred

[@fluffymonkeyyy6617]

@Lilithan Chrispiford the 4th Just don’t go to the Halo subreddit, though I do like arguing with the purists. Especially Assassin’s Creed purists.

[@Trevcoop66]

“Halo 3 shoots up school, but everyone just sprints away” too good 😂😂

[@extinctin8438]

"Death to monke" *Me who left humanity to return to monke* : *Unsubscribed*

[@mythic_117]

Monke squad

[@dylansims2961]

Monke squad

[@DtheEvil]

Monke squad

[@fruitxyikes260]

monke gang. gang gang

[@LAV-III]

Monke platoon

[@liam_milliken]

Sean: *minding his own business, trying to be sneaky* zanny: i'm about to end this man's whole career

[@hello7032]

Way to go Sean

[@AmericanEren]

Way to go sean

[@Toxivello]

Way to go Sean

[@ashuramikoto4019]

Way To Go Sean

[@abr_anakin7465]

Way to go sean

[@thesigma_andtheligma]

Random soldier : is minding his own business Cutscene chief: starts running Soldier :this is beyond science

[@jorgedavid1104]

Modest pelican joins Zanny: “you are a usurper a false idol”

[@milkicazdravkovic3679]

MY EYES HAVE BEEN OPENED

[@Zackt._io]

@@milkicazdravkovic3679 so love has blinded you

[@SomeRandomVergilFanboy]

@@milkicazdravkovic3679 LET ME HELP YOU TO SEE SLAYER

[@anxiousearth680]

@@Zackt._io NOT NOW BAD TIMING PADME

[@micahbeckner2274]

“You were supposed to destroy the clan kids, not join them!”

[@KillerOrca]

Oh the wait for Infinites gonna do that for us.

[@millersaur]

“Slow down Caleb!” *freeze frame* Narrator: “Unfortunately for them, Caleb did slow down.”

[@mateosantiago2763]

Zanny and Modest Pelican: the duo that we never thought that we needed

[@spaghettboy2173]

I absolutely knew we needed it.

[@frootsalad7699]

Zanny, Act Man, Modest Pelican. The trio we never knew we needed

[@yeetgod2546]

I truly have never heard a better song than the halo reach theme

[@jansolo6129]

Doesnt he have a girlfriend?

[@flashygreenx8828]

I’m just waiting for halo 3 or 2 fans to come screaming in and saying their music is better

[@glctcthnkr8059]

@@flashygreenx8828 most halo 2 and 3 fans I know still admit that ODST and reach have the best soundtracks

[@twotailedfox2369]

Guys guys, all the halos have the best soundtrack.

[@vegitoblue3613]

Libera me from hell would like to have a word with you.

[@seymorebuts2016]

Ship name: Modest Swam The Evening Pelican

[@Juan17024]

Zanny be like: “It’s not like I watched Attack on Titan or anything, baka”

[@aestheticyt8916]

I wonder if he might play the game now

[@glitchii_uwu]

@@aestheticyt8916 the what

[@coyennn5030]

XD

[@ibrahimjalal403]

I haven't watched it but I heard about it

[@aestheticyt8916]

@@glitchii_uwu there is a game for attack on titan, it’s pretty good

[@master0fthearts894]

“The Poop Ship, The Poop Deck.” The name of the clan’s ship: “The Shit.”

[@ZephKin]

who wants to join Faze when DRS is clearly the god-god tier halo clan

[@personiam9351]

Zanny:"More like ad transition" "transitions to Ad" Me: Damn that was slick

[@merkavamkivm3373]

Cha cha real smooth

[@HaydenMcMillen.]

“Is Jeff gone” “yea” “Oh okay I can say the n word now”😂😂😂

[@noethics2152]

Zanny be like: _"I don't watch Attack on Titan."_ Also Zanny: _"It's bullshit how they chose Armin over Erwin."_ *LIAR*

[@amandaweber5327]

I see founding chad

[@ewanreilly2988]

"*Insert Anakin meme here*" as if there aren't dozens of Anakin memes

[@privatecheems9808]

*insert Anakin meme* Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down

[@DeadLog]

you were supposed to destroy the anime not join them

[@loganstewart3369]

@@ewanreilly2988 i belive hes refering to *inhale* LIAR!!!

[@eliasalcaraz3104]

Me looks at title: Ah yes we share the same pain you and I

[@PanMan47]

Wait Valentine’s Day passed? When?

[@sheesh8831]

Pretty sure the zan man isnt single

[@AdityaSingh-lp5rp]

no, hes got a gf

[@mogvaj9521]

he just changed it i think

[@neulisatencio5831]

"I will use the ad money to buy Godzilla merch" Funniest quote ever.

[@LoidForger44]

Only OG's remember when the title was "Halo Reach moments to forget you were alone on valentines day"

[@vrygon0]

Yes

[@iragaming1862]

Me when I see zanny diss halo 3 "Why would you say something so contrevertial yet so brave"

[@Badgers.]

I'm surprised there's not any people complaining about the halo 3 shit talking.

[@tommymolyneaux3766]

It was mostly jokes tbf

[@sparta1694]

@@tommymolyneaux3766 nope, he dosent like halo 3 multiplayer and I respect his opinion

[@knucklessammich3875]

@@sparta1694 and I believe he is right in my humble opinion I believe Halo 3 is way too slow for my case But I also rather play that than classic Halo 2 in my opinion

[@sparta1694]

@@knucklessammich3875 I respect your opinion

[@bronkkustheinconvenienced2845]

It sux tbh. Is fun, but reach better

[@ragingoaktree]

I never thought I’d see the day when the two legends, Zanny and Modest Pelican, team up and play Halo Reach

[@TheRadioactiveMaster]

me neither honestly, and they both have the same upload schedule

[@Zactheimbecile]

THE ZAN MAN AND MODEST PELICAN PLAYING HALO FUCK YES

[@Specks-pr8zv]

Best crossover ever

[@aaroninglis9824]

I feel happy again

[@AmericanEren]

Yes the cheddar knight and hydration warrior have collabed

[@sirhamish9316]

This makes me warm and fuzzy inside

[@JenguBlocku]

Random Player: *Gets in Zannys Warthog* Zanny: "So you have chosen Death."

[@KillerOrca]

@@yipflaptheexecutioner6519 Or he just doesnt care at this point, either or.

[@steelbear2063]

@@KillerOrca I mean it's all fun and games until it is done to us. I would be incredibly salty if Zanny betrayed me for a hog. Especially considering he was very salty himself after being betrayed for a sniper rifle. Spent like half the video hunting that guy down.

[@KillerOrca]

@@steelbear2063 Sounds like the standard balance of a KZbinr IMO

[@eddienorth1063]

Zanny: "Hange is the best" Me: "Ah, a fellow man if culture I see."

[@staunchsquire7437]

Armin is best girl, fite me

[@DatRandomRando]

But potato girl

[@an_egg_cultist]

@@DatRandomRando 😔

[@fals3613]

Sean: dies Everybody in the party: way to go sean

[@fakeblue8985]

Guys, remember, Zanny doesn't watch Attack On Titan.

[@changer_of_stuff]

he's secretly watching attack on titan

[@obaguemguemobobuabuaosas5012]

@@changer_of_stuff no he said he doesnt watch it.

[@trulypurified9183]

WHAT

[@howardzhang309]

I don't know about that one chief, seems pretty sus to me.

[@maccabs]

He plays reach so all is forgiven

[@conar4087]

We need the Zanny-Act Man-Modest Pelican clan. We will call it ModestActZan.

[@koolaidman8048]

Yes I’ve been saying this forever

[@mephistok0689]

Dude Zanny is gonna break into singing an AOT opening out of the blue at any moment

[@NotusDuckus]

Halo 3: *exists* Zanny: Id rather die

[@UgandanSonic]

I cant blame him

[@thefakeslimshady7542]

2:35 Zanny is exclusively searching for H3, but they complain when they get it lmao

[@burzarec]

"my wife left me" "Way to go Sean"

[@burzarec]

"Oh yeah, please betray me." *Episode 3 deleted scenes*

[@infinitegaming5194]

The lines from AOT were pretty funny. 😂😂💀 “Give up your dreams and die”

[@SomeRandomVergilFanboy]

Modest Pelican: *exists* Zanny: "You were never one of us. You were nothing but a usurper, a false idol. My eyes have been opened. Let me help you to see, Slayer."

[@thiccheesebugah1245]

Finally someone who likes Reach more than 3 lets go

[@kin-3877]

THERE ARE DOZENS OF US

[@synergy1016]

Reach my personal fav

[@MrSamwiseable]

Take out bloom and sprint and fix hit registration and maybe you’ve got a case

[@gitgudlol8816]

@@MrSamwiseable shut up

[@gitgudlol8816]

Halo reach is my favourite one so yeah

[@bearsarefast1483]

Sean: brings halo 3 assault rifle to shoot up school School: WAY TO GO SEAN

[@omni3729]

Zanny, numbing the pain since 2019

[@neutral_firefly7432]

Zanny has become one of us, he is now a weeeeb. Zanny’s non weeb subs: “Zanny, you were meant to destroy the weebs, not join them.” The weebs: “One of us, one of us.”

[@MonsieurTrinity]

You were meant to destroy the weebs not join them!

[@darthmaul5786]

I HATE YOUUUUUUUU

[@griffiththechad9483]

gooble gobble gooble gobble

[@thedemoman88]

Oh for the love of.... ALRIGHT, GET YOUR SWORDS, THE WEEBS BRANDED ZANNY A HERETICT. we'll miss him.

[@MonsieurTrinity]

You were like a brother to me anakin!

[@NicoGaming771]

I'm not gonna lie, when you were talking about Cortana in Halo 4, I both laughed and agreed. So relatable.... XD

[@damemepanda4277]

King Kong fans when zanny said death to the monke: your going down a path I cannot follow, zanny your breaking my heart

[@sparinglysalted4951]

What else do you think I was doing on Valentine’s Day? *Halo Reach is eternal.*

[@BigTylt]

12:28 Zanny sends half the Halo Subreddit into a blind rage

[@MrCapTube]

"More like Ad transition" great ad transition Zanny😂

[@loxslo7325]

“Cover Me; Cover Me; I’m getting D”. So we just ain’t gonna talk about that?

[@samuelgaming6953]

Zany: my favorite thing about halo 3 is not playing it. Proceeds to play halo 3.

[@jimbobahwehweholawahahi6329]

Endgame was the most ambitious crossover ever Me:

[@flashygreenx8828]

Me playing halo 3 pvp: I feel like I’m doing no damage Me playing halo reach pvp: ahhh this feels good

[@edgarvelasco1302]

Zan man: * Hates Halo 3* Me: Zanny, you´re breaking my heart... you're going down a path I can't follow...

[@immoraiii8924]

It’s not over Anakin, you have the low ground!

[@rjplata2212]

You overestimate my power!

[@mileswiltse4535]

seeing the grappling hook in infinite be like after dealing with a banshee in reach: no longer do we cower in the shadows from this menace, now we bring the fight to it.

[@kagithkagith]

I can watch zanny play anything. He played boring assassin's Creed games yet they're my favourite ones to watch and rewatch

[@diegoamador4137]

“Halo reach moments to forget that you were alone on Valentine’s Day” you just reminded again

[@emothema]

"Dumpster commander NOOOOOOO!" Has such Red VS Blue vibes

[@murrayhopkins3869]

Zanny's really going back to his roots, first its star wars now we have reach

[@kantugee1594]

TBH every time I watch a zanny halo vid it's impossible to not laugh. F**king hilarious

[@tylercomo9461]

2:58 "death to monke" that just made my day

[@HeftyManlovesthesnow]

Me: Zanny Posted! Zanny: Reminds me how alone I am

[@catwithabat7235]

“Cover me cover me, I’m getting D” -Zan Tzu You should totally put this in the next vid

[@jimmylavc561]

The true pain is that not only was I alone on valentine's Day but all my friends who I used to play Reach with have appeared offline for years 😔

[@whoamI-tk3qz]

Sorry To Hear That :(

[@soddenassassin]

That death to the monkey on the ad revenue had me rolling

[@Caluben]

YOU DIDN'T MELEE WITH THE EXTRACTOR?! No wonder we didn't make em go scoreless! 😡😡

[@trifstev8975]

Zanny: "minus Huevos" Me: *russian giggling*

[@steelbear2063]

Всегда угараю

[@DarthSidian]

The title is a callout, but it's accurate, sadly. I've never had a Valentine's day where I wasn't alone.

[@arcaniaxs2408]

Enjoy ur own company mate, or steal a pet

[@DarthSidian]

@@arcaniaxs2408 So true!

[@olivercurtis191]

zanny: *Doesn't put out Battlefront 2 vids anymore* Me "TRAITOR!" jk i know you got tired of the game play what you want

[@edgarsandoval6632]

Everytime I tell myself that the awoololoo meme is not gonna get funnier. Everytime i am wrong...

[@starboy693]

“I’d actually prefer you talk about anime over Destiny.” How far we’ve come.

[@KhaosKontroller]

I will never get tired of Caleb's yelling.

[@zaamburancu2734]

“Cover me I’m getting D” -Zanny

[@00GTV00]

Geoff name pernounced "Jeff" ZANNY- *WHEEZE*

[@Digital_Soldier_31]

Random: Get's into a warthog with Zannys crew. Zanny: Then perish

[@Shft-T4b]

Zanny shits on Halo 3 MP and OG Halo 3 armor designs Me: "Wait, that's illegal!"

[@UgandanSonic]

Then he's a harderned criminal

[@jackcolson4745]

He was there when it happened. So unless you were there for og halo 3's lifespan, you have no authority to call him a heretic.

[@patrickbiason4719]

Zanny admitting he watched attack on titan is one of the best glow ups in all of anime

[@loxslo7325]

Where’s the “Deserts Are Just A Half-Beach Merch”.

[@sunnex474]

Original title: when oyu play halo reach to forget you were alone on valentines day

[@staunchsquire7437]

I feel bad for everyone that got AoT spoiled :sadface:

[@MrYpsilonY]

Yes, ffs, I wanted to watch the whole season at once and therefore didn't start yet I stopped watching, but I probably got an information or two too much ._.

[@staunchsquire7437]

@@MrYpsilonY My condolences. You can at least rest assured that the season is fantastic.

[@Goomonster316]

I have never seen a happier looking dog before

[@thatfrankguy6784]

Your never alone with the boys

[@FatherShinGoji]

knowing zanny is a godzilla fan has officially made my day

[@jjelz2742]

I appreciate Caleb's messenger nickname " 'Luben"

[@coltforceplayer]

14:12 The Most insane Assassination I’ve ever seem

[@zerrierslizer1]

the moment Zanny said "ask him what his real name is" i can just hear Pelican instantly go "oh for fuck sake..." *Sigh* "fine"

[@canadiancanucklehead8310]

I knew there was a reason I subscribed to Zanny, my man’s a Godzilla man

[@DisRespectoids]

when you're the captain of the USS diarrhea "I must go down with the shit"

[@Spoon80085]

Zanny: Halo 3 is bad Also Zanny: plays Halo 5 for hours at a time

[@_-ghostfps-_8651]

Because 5 is better

[@knucklessammich3875]

he hasn't played Halo 5 in years if anything it should be he plays Halo reach hours at a time and also for Halo 5's case gameplay is better story 3 beats it

[@tychopfhor9665]

3:59 this whole bit made me laugh. Zanny couldnt even keep it together when saying his name.

[@orion.903]

7:07 Yoda falling from palpatine's room.

[@drknight8546]

Aren’t we going to talk about the fact that zanny likes aot but refuses to accept it?

[@pedroportela6476]

Yes, we will.

[@epcgg9064]

hello, I love these vids, very funny. Keep up the good work! ❤️

[@deltarapscallion]

12:42 I also think you would enjoy Attack on Titan. It is goated

[@evaporatednut9824]

"Halo Reach Moments to make you forget you were alone on Valentine's day" You can't fool me Zanny. I saw the original title.

[@spartan2593]

It honestly makes me happy to see other people who despise Halo 3 multiplayer as well.

[@jacksonpavlich8198]

Same, I enjoy using other weapons besides the br