Me Paindu (Use Headphones) | Pakistani Standup Comedy | Malik Junaid

[@phunsukh2810]

Although I failed to understand a few words, I understood the entire piece! This is the first time, KZbin has recommended a stand up act from Pakistan to me. I am glad I started with this one. All the very best brother. Lots of love from India!!

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks

[@sunilduttsharma9038]

Ditto, KZbin wants to play cupid with algorithms not totally stupid!!!

[@mohsinshah2823]

Ravishankar Chandrasekar love you

[@theworldofcatsbynaureen2100]

@@MalikJunaid great

[@rizwanabbas1002]

Perhaps the first standup act of any Pakistani comedian that I liked👍

[@MalikJunaid]

😂🙏

[@unclebabloo79]

Very true keep up the good job!

[@muhammadammarwattoo]

You need to know Tabish Hashmi, Abdullah Durrani, and others

[@Yeager1989-x4m]

"Je aapay aa rahi hai te aindeo" Hilarious

[@MalikJunaid]

😂🙏

[@TheSnowleopard1990]

😂 😂

[@MuhammadHaseeb4]

Understanding the audience, Ignoring the comments... That's what makes an artist great and Indeed you are one of them...

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks 🙏

[@ABDULLAHKHAN-ix2ou]

Absolutely

[@ABDULLAHKHAN-ix2ou]

This video also have lots of motivation

[@shahzamankhan602]

That girl was just tryna be cool in front of her friends that she knows foreign comedians like Kevin Hart They both have different comedic styles. I honestly really enjoyed this. Pakistan has very few comedians and even fewer that are actually funny. Keep up the good work man

[@MalikJunaid]

Chilling hai bhai..

[@manahilabbas2692]

I'm shocked by your word....Than which country own comedians I think you're not aware of Pakistani Lahori theatre...jahan dunya ki comedy khtm hoti ha wahan se wo comedy shuru hoti ha

[@sumitsharmalp]

So damn funny yaar. I thought I have seen all the great comedians- Indian & Global. But here he comes. Awesome.

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks🙏

[@ShivamSingh-mm8zp]

@@abhinavpanwar1195 #sarcasm

[@mhassansair]

Abhinav Panwar what are you talking about??? I don’t know who brainwashed you but just letting you know on the record that Islam says that a person who doesn’t respect another’s belief is not a muslim. Being kind, for us, is very important and that is what is taught to us in our households. You might think we hate you but honestly if we meet in real life we could be good friends (well obviously if you hadn’t blindly believed a fallacy)

[@sumitsharmalp]

Yr tum log religion pe alag se baaat krlo. Ek dusre k number leke. Ye fuddu topic band kr dia karo. 😏 Man made imaginations mujhe pasand nai zada.

[@sumitsharmalp]

@@abhinavpanwar1195 Sarcasm or not. Behas shuru ho gai. Digital addiction se pagla jaoge agar yun hi chalta raha. Maze karo aage bado.

[@saltahir533]

This is the most hilarious desi standup ever!!! Wow!! Dude, never give up!

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks

[@beenishzulfiqar2000]

one thing that i have noticed in Indian standup comedy is that comedians have free time to setup their stage and than reach to the peak of their puns. i guess the organizers should have allowed him to be free with his time, instead of singling him. he had to manage the stage and the organizers at the same time. love the way he handled it.

[@mellow_sapien]

Bht waqt baad kisi ne itna hasaya hai. Will be waiting for more

[@MalikJunaid]

I am glad phaa ggg

[@hridayfcb]

Love from india. I laughed so hard.

[@MalikJunaid]

Haha thanks 🙏 💗

[@FaisalFiaz158]

"Or go back to the corn fields" Akheeerrrrr... Happy 2020...

[@MalikJunaid]

Happy new Year!!

[@mahnoornajeeb7826]

No inappropriate/double meaning jokes yet the only standup by a Pakistani that actually made me laugh 👍🏼 So much respect bro! May Allah bless you. Ameen.

[@IrfanRomee]

This shit is so frikin hysterical. Nicely done my man.

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks Irfan 🙏

[@groundhogg6826]

Amazing. Kai baar dekha hai, har bar hasaya hai. Genuine funny.

[@raimanpreetsingh2533]

Amazing start of my new year! Thanks JD! LOTS OF LOVE FROM INDIA ❤️ YOU KILLED IT...

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks

[@krishmehta7521]

Love from India ❤️ Kabhi Iss taraf bhi perform karlo

[@MalikJunaid]

❤️ I wish so too. And I am hopefull that will be a possibility soon.

[@chaudharywalter4694]

The best thing about this was that your comedy felt completely natural to me and thats rare. Keep It Up. 💯

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks

[@asadify]

Kamal kar gaye yaar. The way you handled wannabe burger girl. I laughed so hard watching the entire video. Hope to see more of your acts. Jeriyan aapi aa riyan ne aan deo... XD

[@adnanadj]

Being a software engineer.... I can relate to you on whole another level bro . 😂😂 God bless you. Allah kamyaabiyan dy 🌹

[@MalikJunaid]

:D I am glad.. Thanks

[@mahamalik1838]

So happy to see a Pakistani put up such a video , go buddy go! 👍👍👍👍

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks 🙏

[@Nikhil.0605]

The first thing I watched today, What a start for new year.. You Made my day brother.. Loads of love and best wishes from India..🙂🙃 and yes happy new year..

[@taheralukmani1164]

same😊 happy new year bhai

[@MalikJunaid]

Happy new year!!

[@MHS9211]

Behtireen Malik Sb....👌🏾 Baray arsay baad kisi ki performance dekh kar appreciation ka dill kiya hay👏🏾👏🏾 Keep up ma man👊🏾 Allah tumhe behtiri ki taraf lay jaaye🤲🏾

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks.

[@harishmanocha3259]

Osm bro.. Last minutes.. You nailed it.. Keep it up.. God bless you....

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks🙏

[@almasnaroushk4328]

I have just started watching these short videos. no doubt pakistan is full of talents. you all rock and the best part is so many things are relatable.

[@noclue6595]

Key takeaway - "Ramzan ki taaq raaton mein" 🤣 so glad KZbin Recommended your video to me. Great Job !!

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks.

[@muhammadzohaib7459]

Yar Hats-off.... keep it up Sir ...... Bhot hi amazing performance hai..

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks bro.

[@zoyaaqeel2834]

Bht awlaa bhae bht awlaa😂 ....game wala part best tha👏

[@MalikJunaid]

Thankyou zoya 🙏

[@KhushbooHina-t1q]

Bht aala JD bhai. Loved your performances, but yaar chor kyoo di apny Standup Comedy. You were doing excellent work, bro!! Please resume this thing, would love to see more stuff from you.

[@jatinkmalhotra]

Love the content.... Te jedi apne aap aa gayi onnu aan deyo.... So related all across...

[@MalikJunaid]

😂

[@arsalanaslam4709]

This is for the first time I have seen a Stand Up Comedy act by a Pakistani. This was fantastic keep it up!

[@MalikJunaid]

🙏

[@dillapnapunjabi2948]

Moin akhtar ka name ni suna??

[@nabeel7597]

@@dillapnapunjabi2948 that's not stand up

[@dillapnapunjabi2948]

Bhai he was stand up comedian

[@esharai8916]

I have saw live of shrehyar I guess his name is he does adult comedy standup which he can’t post bcz it’s really adult script I just love his he’s so funny I wish he can also post.

[@ibrahimkayani4093]

"Jeri boti aapein aa gai ay unnu ty aan deo" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️

[@MalikJunaid]

:D

[@iam-Inder]

Story he made in the last is from nearly 15 years old Punjabi comedy of Jaswinder Bhalla

[@MalikJunaid]

It might be true. Its an old punjabi classic with different variations in different cultures.

[@MuhammadRafi-dm6it]

First genuinely hilarious stand up comedian from Pakistan out of whatever I've heard till now... wish u more success bro...

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks bro 🙏

[@Englishpracticenow96]

@@MalikJunaid dont forget moin akhtar, he was first stand up comedian in pakistan

[@asfandyar488]

Jeri apy a rai ay onu an dio 😂🤣 This made my laugh out of control 😂 Malik bhai lub juuuuuuu

[@MalikJunaid]

Lub u 2

[@ateetparihar5179]

You look like an abridged version of zlatan Ibrahimović

[@MalikJunaid]

Hahaha 😂

[@syedraiyanahmed8819]

@@MalikJunaid ha bhai u look like his younge brother

[@nitinkataria8618]

This boy happens to be Punjabi. Not a converted Slavic dude. Nothing against the good Slavic people. Punjabis rule.

[@hatimhaiderali6185]

allah ki kasam pichle 1 ghante se iski videos dekh raha tha yaad hi nhi aaraha tha kisse milta hai yeh! thanks bhai thanks yarr 😅❤

[@nitinkataria8618]

@@hatimhaiderali6185 Dono ki shakal nahin milti.

[@Jahanzebdogar]

One of the best stand comedy i have ever seen (legendary stuff)

[@MalikJunaid]

Thankyouuu bohat shukria..

[@raBLar]

ohhh boy, nice work man... I'm also from namal, did heard alot about you... now i know why. Amazing work bro. Btw, First year ki english achi nikli ha xDDDD

[@MalikJunaid]

Haha. Thanks 🙏

[@zararplays1369]

appreciated Bro keep it up boht kam log hoten ha itni ziada confidence ke sath Nailed IT!!!!

[@MalikJunaid]

🙏

[@dhirendrapratap8493]

Love and laugh from India.. Keep it up bro

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks bro. Love and peace!!!

[@muhammadadeel5900]

This man is awesome. His delivery is perfect.finally a good stand up comedian.

[@MalikJunaid]

🙏

[@amjadabbasi4136]

Can't stop laughing🤣🤣🤣 wow man you are so talented. Keeep it up.

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks🙏

[@iautomateable]

Amazing job bro .... rarely got to see a standup from pakistan and i loved it. Keep up the good work

[@MalikJunaid]

✌️

[@TravelWith-Aun]

I am Shia But I like that Dialougue ______ ko hum pehly b kafir kehty thy aur abhi b 😂😂 I know its just a joke.. But bro you're amazing , I want you to upload more and more videos 💓🥀

[@MalikJunaid]

🙏🏼

[@samirkumar9908]

did he said shia

[@samarkhan6389]

Awesome ,.I was Waiting for Good Pakistani Stand Up Comedian and Here it is ... Really Awesome Keep it Up.

[@MalikJunaid]

🙏

[@zillehussnain5025]

That paindu accent was so natural

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks🙏

[@irtiqajavaid4536]

It was so good, hats off man. Full on laughter scene bhai😂

[@wanderingsoul.654]

U killed it my boi. Love the act. Come India bro

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks

[@MalikJunaid]

Piyush Chauhan Aaonga

[@syedmurtaza3135]

last part was the best . good luck brother ...i really love your videos .

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks brother

[@DDDSSDDDSSDDDSS]

I heard that last joke 20 years ago.. its a classic.

[@MalikJunaid]

It is..

[@kashifiqbal4972]

love your content and also your timing keep it up buddy .

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks buddy

[@alinaimran2772]

Amazing I literally enjoyed a lot😂💜

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks. I am glad you did. 💗

[@NM-wh8ms]

True artist

[@shifapatel1202]

I m fan of standups n my Pakistani standup starts with you sir I liked it and enjoyed your video. Lots of love from India ❤😇

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks 🙏

[@shifapatel1202]

@@MalikJunaid Jazakallah khair sir

[@legendsera9034]

Akheeeeer kardi ap ny janab...!!!👍👍👍👍💝💝💝

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks

[@SMA265]

Software Engineer here, bro... Keep uploading more videos. Don't know where you do stand-up, give us a heads-up if you are performing in Islamabad.

[@MalikJunaid]

Okay. Checkout my insta

[@tallal321]

Best one so far. Awesome man who ever you are.

[@asifjaved25]

Junaid, you rock ! Proved once again..Hope to see u more often. Last time, I wanted to see ur show in Dubai, but it was a private show. Keep rockin!

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks. Will perform in Dubai soon. Keep in touch on insta.

[@cheemalogz2263]

I am a fan of stand up comedy shows & this is my First time watching a "Pakistani" stand up comedy show video.. I thought Pakistan me koi esy shows ka scene hi ni hai but today I've got to knw about this and really proud of u bro.. Amazing comedy man👍 u r the best✌️

[@muhammadnaser9000]

Yaar.... I don't understand why Indian think about Pakistan living in stone age.... Your media portrait very wrong about us.... Please don't trust, yes we are behind in some sector for reason but still in the race.... Thanks

[@MalikJunaid]

haha. Thanks🙏

[@cheemalogz2263]

@@muhammadnaser9000 Bro i am Pakistani😅🤦

[@hamzaakhter4353]

Watching it 5th time amazing performance stand-up comedy culture needs to be revived

[@muhammadishaq7418]

Very good. Tum ne tu aaj dil hi khush kar diya.

[@MalikJunaid]

🙏

[@pakhack_pk]

isy khty hn Happy Ending of 2019....

[@MalikJunaid]

😃 🙏

[@truelover299]

FINALLY AN AWESOME COMEDIAN FROM MY COUNTRY PAKISTAN. HOPE TO SEE MORE FROM YOU.

[@MalikJunaid]

🙏

[@asadaskari2898]

DON'T USE HEADPHONES! The audience will give you ear cancer

[@MalikJunaid]

Haha. Volume aahista kar lo bhai

[@bxllay]

Malik Junaid phir apki awaz kam ati ha

[@namaloom7061]

@@bxllay 😅

[@usman7207]

Thankyou sir for realising more content, much love and respect from UK

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks🙏

[@usman7207]

@@MalikJunaid subhanallah

[@Khattakay]

that file waa msvcp100.dll 😂😂😂....imagine the moment he became software engingeer and came to know how small problem it was

[@MalikJunaid]

Hahah. I had bigger problems to deal with by then. 😂

[@kaifrabi5244]

ms32.dll in most cases 😂

[@yadwindersingh4368]

Direct x update ni hoga

[@jahanzaib_zahid]

Kmaal 👌👌👌👌 pehli bar KZbin ny kuch acha recommend kia. I have become your fan.

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks

[@gillbrosAseel]

Exceptionally talented man.. W0ow

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks🙏

[@FaisalKhan-xr7hi]

Very nice Junaid bhai.. Loved it!

[@MalikJunaid]

🙏

[@sarmadhayat89]

I wonder why you don’t already have a million subscribers. This was so hilarious. Please also upload if you performed at thotspot last week as I couldn’t come

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks

[@chiefkhan4829]

Ma nay junaid bhai apki sari stand up comedies dekhi hain.. Mashallah bht maza aya.. Aisay or b videos bana lain please

[@Ayush-oh1cu]

Love from India bro.. 🇮🇳🇵🇰 loved the content. Keep it up

[@MalikJunaid]

🙏

[@NizaliaShafique]

Hats of to you man!!!! So glad that KZbin recommended me this video.. keep it up. Lots of love and prayers!! 💕

[@MalikJunaid]

🙏🏼

[@amankalra5949]

My grandparents are from miyawali

[@bilalalisyed]

Nice one...

[@sbibi4762]

You have the talent! You can make people laugh without using abusive language. The one liners you have thrown are amazing! Please keep your content pure as we would love to watch you and enjoy with family and friends.

[@MalikJunaid]

I understand but this one was intentional.

[@voidspace1]

This guy is really good, wish to see him perform in Mumbai

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks

[@abhinavpanwar1195]

"Hindu ko pehle bhi kafir kehte the abhi bhi kehte hai" @Junaid_Malik your being a Software Engineer is of no use. U are a literate muslim but u still hate hindus. Shame.. If u r a true Pakistani don't ever come to Bharat.

[@talha5007]

@@abhinavpanwar1195 no, he doesnt said hindu, there's alot of different new secs in Islam which are called non-muslim as they've changed, so definitely he doesnt meant Hindu there. by the way Kafir means anyone who's no Muslim. either christian, jew, buddhist hindu or anyone. its NOT specifically for Hindus.

[@voidspace1]

@@talha5007 u don't have to explain him, he is a educated illiterate, thats worse

[@ahmed-mern]

Jeti appei arahi aa oo aandeoo😂😂😂 Level kargya larkey👌😂

[@4910240]

I wasn’t expecting it to be that good sound quality wasn’t that good but overall what a performance mind blowing hello from your new subscriber God bless you

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks.

[@mianusman2928]

Chaaa gya yaar pehle 2 min dekh Kar he subscribe Kar dia

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks bro 🙏😃

[@TrailOfActions]

Just hilarious man 😂😂😂hope your father can’t find it

[@MalikJunaid]

haha. He must've by now. He is and old subscriber lol

[@ImranKhan-hz8jy]

Full time phenti 🤪🤪

[@MalikJunaid]

Hahaha

[@nabeelmahmood4734]

Junaid very welldone. Bht maza aya tum ek bht pyari shaksiyat ho. Allah kamiyaab kare aur khush rakhay.

[@MalikJunaid]

Aameen Thanks 🙏

[@mohammadmajid55]

Extremely promising, I don't usually like desi comedians, but your timing and flawless transition from English to Urdu to Punjabi ,setup, punchlines, cadence and appearance, everything is outstanding, keep it up bro! (I just wish wo sasti kevin heart wali heckler ko ek do suna detay,lol but you took it like champ)

[@MalikJunaid]

🙏

[@Top10-p3l9j]

First time watched your video. Subscribed right after 2 mins. You nailed it man ❤️ best wishes for you. 👍

[@mubtadaalinaqvi]

zabardast, keep it up bro

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks bro ❤️

[@ammarasim7856]

Loved it yaar just loved it, keep it up

[@MalikJunaid]

✌️

[@rukashniazi3178]

When she says MIanwali is a "Gaon", Sureeeee dude But the guy being from mianwali made this even better, great job

[@MalikJunaid]

Bhai karachi walon ko tou islamabad bhi gaon lagta hai.. Chilling hai. I am glad you enjoyed the video.

[@aqibhussain4151]

Kasmy halaky karachi is real gaonim frmmisb

[@farhanrauf1341]

Great job. Really liked this. You are a genuine comedian. Really like ur style.

[@MalikJunaid]

🙏

[@nehadhiman2987]

Stand up kaim tha just audio quality shi ni thi. Good job🤣✌

[@MalikJunaid]

Thankyou. I know audio is bad

[@immigreat54]

Tabahi machadi.. Witty content and great comedy!!

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks.

[@DjJayBeatz]

You should do more Punjabi bits in your routine!

[@MalikJunaid]

Noted

[@faeni89]

Amazing act bhai Malik Junaid, u have something special in u. Keep it up bro.

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks buddy 🙏

[@durresart6105]

That kevin hart taunt was so mean...😡😡 saryal people everywhere...

[@MalikJunaid]

🙏۔ Its okay

[@LaibaKhan-wz8lv]

Aala lrky aala.. I hv been following u for some time and .. So far this is the best ...

[@MalikJunaid]

🙏

[@casimali]

10:20 I think he said shia. If he did its really not right

[@saifu9211]

Sarcasm tha bhai Don't get offend

[@MalikJunaid]

☝️

[@sulemanwarraich9387]

well i am a shia and its really sad not JD over all that we are still fighting insted ot being united

[@mujammilfarooqi6174]

Excellent Absolutely stunning ......This guy is extremely talented. A wonderful stand-up comedian.

[@MalikJunaid]

🙏

[@lag-o-meter8190]

rip headphone users just like me

[@yogitamalik9046]

The way u said...not coz i like flying..😂😂😂😂😂u had my heart ...i have watched this video 100 times but cant get over your voice...love from india

[@MalikJunaid]

:D abhi tou audio bhi kharab thi 🙏🙏🙏

[@Jerrylicioux28]

First pakistani stand up comedy i have seen...worth watching..

[@MalikJunaid]

🙏

[@nikkibilli2182]

King of fighters. Omg kya yad dila dia😂😂😂

[@MalikJunaid]

haha Kheli hai na?

[@usmanbadshah411]

Bhai level kr diya ap ny toh .dll wali baat py " ik din aye ga likh k muh py maro ga ly chala meri game " 😂😂

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks

[@usmanbadshah411]

@@MalikJunaid Ap ny turkey k vlog k baqi parts upload ni kiye please wo bhi upload kr dein 💚💚

[@mustafajamal2834]

Our stand up comedy industry is improving. This is the first one from Pakistani i really enjoyed. U did good job man. Keep it up👍

[@mustafajamal2834]

Btw i am following u for so long but just found out ur name😂

[@MalikJunaid]

🙏