Me Paindu (Use Headphones) | Pakistani Standup Comedy | Malik Junaid

In this performance I talk about my childhood dreams. How I wanted to become and pilot first and then a cricketer and eventually ended up as a software engineer. I also talk about my Abba at the end of the performance.
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[@phunsukh2810]

Although I failed to understand a few words, I understood the entire piece! This is the first time, KZbin has recommended a stand up act from Pakistan to me. I am glad I started with this one. All the very best brother. Lots of love from India!!

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks

[@sunilduttsharma9038]

Ditto, KZbin wants to play cupid with algorithms not totally stupid!!!

[@mohsinshah2823]

Ravishankar Chandrasekar love you

[@theworldofcatsbynaureen2100]

@@MalikJunaid great

[@rizwanabbas1002]

Perhaps the first standup act of any Pakistani comedian that I liked👍

[@MalikJunaid]

😂🙏

[@unclebabloo79]

Very true keep up the good job!

[@muhammadammarwattoo]

You need to know Tabish Hashmi, Abdullah Durrani, and others

[@AMAK1989]

"Je aapay aa rahi hai te aindeo" Hilarious

[@MalikJunaid]

😂🙏

[@TheSnowleopard1990]

😂 😂

[@MuhammadHaseeb4]

Understanding the audience, Ignoring the comments... That's what makes an artist great and Indeed you are one of them...

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks 🙏

[@ABDULLAHKHAN-ix2ou]

Absolutely

[@ABDULLAHKHAN-ix2ou]

This video also have lots of motivation

[@shahzamankhan602]

That girl was just tryna be cool in front of her friends that she knows foreign comedians like Kevin Hart They both have different comedic styles. I honestly really enjoyed this. Pakistan has very few comedians and even fewer that are actually funny. Keep up the good work man

[@MalikJunaid]

Chilling hai bhai..

[@manahilabbas2692]

I'm shocked by your word....Than which country own comedians I think you're not aware of Pakistani Lahori theatre...jahan dunya ki comedy khtm hoti ha wahan se wo comedy shuru hoti ha

[@sumitsharma0452]

So damn funny yaar. I thought I have seen all the great comedians- Indian & Global. But here he comes. Awesome.

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks🙏

[@ShivamSingh-mm8zp]

@@abhinavpanwar1195 #sarcasm

[@mhassansair]

Abhinav Panwar what are you talking about??? I don’t know who brainwashed you but just letting you know on the record that Islam says that a person who doesn’t respect another’s belief is not a muslim. Being kind, for us, is very important and that is what is taught to us in our households. You might think we hate you but honestly if we meet in real life we could be good friends (well obviously if you hadn’t blindly believed a fallacy)

[@sumitsharma0452]

Yr tum log religion pe alag se baaat krlo. Ek dusre k number leke. Ye fuddu topic band kr dia karo. 😏 Man made imaginations mujhe pasand nai zada.

[@sumitsharma0452]

@@abhinavpanwar1195 Sarcasm or not. Behas shuru ho gai. Digital addiction se pagla jaoge agar yun hi chalta raha. Maze karo aage bado.

[@mellow_sapien]

Bht waqt baad kisi ne itna hasaya hai. Will be waiting for more

[@MalikJunaid]

I am glad phaa ggg

[@saltahir533]

This is the most hilarious desi standup ever!!! Wow!! Dude, never give up!

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks

[@hridayfcb]

Love from india. I laughed so hard.

[@MalikJunaid]

Haha thanks 🙏 💗

[@krishmehta7521]

Love from India ❤️ Kabhi Iss taraf bhi perform karlo

[@MalikJunaid]

❤️ I wish so too. And I am hopefull that will be a possibility soon.

[@FaisalFiaz158]

"Or go back to the corn fields" Akheeerrrrr... Happy 2020...

[@MalikJunaid]

Happy new Year!!

[@mahnoornajeeb7826]

No inappropriate/double meaning jokes yet the only standup by a Pakistani that actually made me laugh 👍🏼 So much respect bro! May Allah bless you. Ameen.

[@adnanadj]

Being a software engineer.... I can relate to you on whole another level bro . 😂😂 God bless you. Allah kamyaabiyan dy 🌹

[@MalikJunaid]

:D I am glad.. Thanks

[@zillehussnain5025]

That paindu accent was so natural

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks🙏

[@IrfanRomee]

This shit is so frikin hysterical. Nicely done my man.

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks Irfan 🙏

[@ateetparihar5179]

You look like an abridged version of zlatan Ibrahimović

[@MalikJunaid]

Hahaha 😂

[@syedraiyanahmed8819]

@@MalikJunaid ha bhai u look like his younge brother

[@nitinkataria8618]

This boy happens to be Punjabi. Not a converted Slavic dude. Nothing against the good Slavic people. Punjabis rule.

[@hatimhaiderali6185]

allah ki kasam pichle 1 ghante se iski videos dekh raha tha yaad hi nhi aaraha tha kisse milta hai yeh! thanks bhai thanks yarr 😅❤

[@nitinkataria8618]

@@hatimhaiderali6185 Dono ki shakal nahin milti.

[@chaudharywalter4694]

The best thing about this was that your comedy felt completely natural to me and thats rare. Keep It Up. 💯

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks

[@raimanpreetsingh2533]

Amazing start of my new year! Thanks JD! LOTS OF LOVE FROM INDIA ❤️ YOU KILLED IT...

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks

[@iam-Inder]

Story he made in the last is from nearly 15 years old Punjabi comedy of Jaswinder Bhalla

[@MalikJunaid]

It might be true. Its an old punjabi classic with different variations in different cultures.

[@asadaskari2898]

DON'T USE HEADPHONES! The audience will give you ear cancer

[@MalikJunaid]

Haha. Volume aahista kar lo bhai

[@bxllay]

Malik Junaid phir apki awaz kam ati ha

[@namaloom7061]

@@bxllay 😅

[@aunnaqvi4005]

I am Shia But I like that Dialougue ______ ko hum pehly b kafir kehty thy aur abhi b 😂😂 I know its just a joke.. But bro you're amazing , I want you to upload more and more videos 💓🥀

[@MalikJunaid]

🙏🏼

[@samirkumar9908]

did he said shia

[@mahamalik1838]

So happy to see a Pakistani put up such a video , go buddy go! 👍👍👍👍

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks 🙏

[@wanderingsoul.654]

U killed it my boi. Love the act. Come India bro

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks

[@MalikJunaid]

Piyush Chauhan Aaonga

[@jatinkmalhotra]

Love the content.... Te jedi apne aap aa gayi onnu aan deyo.... So related all across...

[@MalikJunaid]

😂

[@ibrahimkayani4093]

"Jeri boti aapein aa gai ay unnu ty aan deo" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️

[@MalikJunaid]

:D

[@noclue6595]

Key takeaway - "Ramzan ki taaq raaton mein" 🤣 so glad KZbin Recommended your video to me. Great Job !!

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks.

[@DDDSSDDDSSDDDSS]

I heard that last joke 20 years ago.. its a classic.

[@MalikJunaid]

It is..

[@arsalanaslam4709]

This is for the first time I have seen a Stand Up Comedy act by a Pakistani. This was fantastic keep it up!

[@MalikJunaid]

🙏

[@dillapnapunjabi2948]

Moin akhtar ka name ni suna??

[@nabeel7597]

@@dillapnapunjabi2948 that's not stand up

[@dillapnapunjabi2948]

Bhai he was stand up comedian

[@esharai8916]

I have saw live of shrehyar I guess his name is he does adult comedy standup which he can’t post bcz it’s really adult script I just love his he’s so funny I wish he can also post.

[@Nikhil.0605]

The first thing I watched today, What a start for new year.. You Made my day brother.. Loads of love and best wishes from India..🙂🙃 and yes happy new year..

[@taheralukmani1164]

same😊 happy new year bhai

[@MalikJunaid]

Happy new year!!

[@harishmanocha3259]

Osm bro.. Last minutes.. You nailed it.. Keep it up.. God bless you....

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks🙏

[@dhirendrapratap8493]

Love and laugh from India.. Keep it up bro

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks bro. Love and peace!!!

[@pakhack_pk]

isy khty hn Happy Ending of 2019....

[@MalikJunaid]

😃 🙏

[@raBLar]

ohhh boy, nice work man... I'm also from namal, did heard alot about you... now i know why. Amazing work bro. Btw, First year ki english achi nikli ha xDDDD

[@MalikJunaid]

Haha. Thanks 🙏

[@truelover299]

FINALLY AN AWESOME COMEDIAN FROM MY COUNTRY PAKISTAN. HOPE TO SEE MORE FROM YOU.

[@MalikJunaid]

🙏

[@SMA265]

Software Engineer here, bro... Keep uploading more videos. Don't know where you do stand-up, give us a heads-up if you are performing in Islamabad.

[@MalikJunaid]

Okay. Checkout my insta

[@VarunGupta-kd6hk]

I came from Tabish hashmi video, he mentions your name in the video, you are very talented brother. Love from india♡

[@MuhammadRafi-dm6it]

First genuinely hilarious stand up comedian from Pakistan out of whatever I've heard till now... wish u more success bro...

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks bro 🙏

[@Englishpracticenow96]

@@MalikJunaid dont forget moin akhtar, he was first stand up comedian in pakistan

[@almasnaroushk4328]

I have just started watching these short videos. no doubt pakistan is full of talents. you all rock and the best part is so many things are relatable.

[@Ayush-oh1cu]

Love from India bro.. 🇮🇳🇵🇰 loved the content. Keep it up

[@MalikJunaid]

🙏

[@groundhogg6826]

Amazing. Kai baar dekha hai, har bar hasaya hai. Genuine funny.

[@abop784]

this guy resembles T-bag from prison break.

[@MalikJunaid]

Hahaha 😂

[@beenishzulfiqar2000]

one thing that i have noticed in Indian standup comedy is that comedians have free time to setup their stage and than reach to the peak of their puns. i guess the organizers should have allowed him to be free with his time, instead of singling him. he had to manage the stage and the organizers at the same time. love the way he handled it.

[@zoyaaqeel2834]

Bht awlaa bhae bht awlaa😂 ....game wala part best tha👏

[@MalikJunaid]

Thankyou zoya 🙏

[@muhammadadeel5900]

This man is awesome. His delivery is perfect.finally a good stand up comedian.

[@MalikJunaid]

🙏

[@shifapatel1202]

I m fan of standups n my Pakistani standup starts with you sir I liked it and enjoyed your video. Lots of love from India ❤😇

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks 🙏

[@shifapatel1202]

@@MalikJunaid Jazakallah khair sir

[@anserraza4212]

Your flow and timing is so perfect k aisa lagta hy jesy 20,25 saal sy stand up comedy kar rahay ho... Zabardast Man...

[@MalikJunaid]

🙏

[@azizulhassan7401]

Engineering sey barhi comedy kya ho sakti hy. 😀

[@amjadabbasi4136]

Can't stop laughing🤣🤣🤣 wow man you are so talented. Keeep it up.

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks🙏

[@Noob_pechonath]

Though I haven't understood some urdu but enjoyed af. Love from India.❤️❤️❤️♥️♥️

[@amankalra5949]

My grandparents are from miyawali

[@bilalalisyed]

Nice one...

[@syedraiyanahmed8819]

Amazing stand up bhai love from india 💖💖

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks.

[@voidspace1]

This guy is really good, wish to see him perform in Mumbai

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks

[@abhinavpanwar1195]

"Hindu ko pehle bhi kafir kehte the abhi bhi kehte hai" @Junaid_Malik your being a Software Engineer is of no use. U are a literate muslim but u still hate hindus. Shame.. If u r a true Pakistani don't ever come to Bharat.

[@talha5007]

@@abhinavpanwar1195 no, he doesnt said hindu, there's alot of different new secs in Islam which are called non-muslim as they've changed, so definitely he doesnt meant Hindu there. by the way Kafir means anyone who's no Muslim. either christian, jew, buddhist hindu or anyone. its NOT specifically for Hindus.

[@voidspace1]

@@talha5007 u don't have to explain him, he is a educated illiterate, thats worse

[@asfandyar488]

Jeri apy a rai ay onu an dio 😂🤣 This made my laugh out of control 😂 Malik bhai lub juuuuuuu

[@MalikJunaid]

Lub u 2

[@hamzaakhter4353]

Watching it 5th time amazing performance stand-up comedy culture needs to be revived

[@MHS9211]

Behtireen Malik Sb....👌🏾 Baray arsay baad kisi ki performance dekh kar appreciation ka dill kiya hay👏🏾👏🏾 Keep up ma man👊🏾 Allah tumhe behtiri ki taraf lay jaaye🤲🏾

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks.

[@Khattakay]

that file waa msvcp100.dll 😂😂😂....imagine the moment he became software engingeer and came to know how small problem it was

[@MalikJunaid]

Hahah. I had bigger problems to deal with by then. 😂

[@kaifrabi5244]

ms32.dll in most cases 😂

[@yadwindersingh4368]

Direct x update ni hoga

[@MuhammadHaroon-tj1pm]

Love to watch you brother, Hum bhe apkay bhai Mianwali aur namal say hen, Lots of prayers and wishes, Allah apko bhut kamyabiyan day. Ameen

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks

[@alinaimran2772]

Amazing I literally enjoyed a lot😂💜

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks. I am glad you did. 💗

[@Jahanzebdogar]

One of the best stand comedy i have ever seen (legendary stuff)

[@MalikJunaid]

Thankyouuu bohat shukria..

[@gillsvloginfo9664]

Exceptionally talented man.. W0ow

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks🙏

[@cheemalogz2263]

I am a fan of stand up comedy shows & this is my First time watching a "Pakistani" stand up comedy show video.. I thought Pakistan me koi esy shows ka scene hi ni hai but today I've got to knw about this and really proud of u bro.. Amazing comedy man👍 u r the best✌️

[@muhammadnaser9000]

Yaar.... I don't understand why Indian think about Pakistan living in stone age.... Your media portrait very wrong about us.... Please don't trust, yes we are behind in some sector for reason but still in the race.... Thanks

[@MalikJunaid]

haha. Thanks🙏

[@cheemalogz2263]

@@muhammadnaser9000 Bro i am Pakistani😅🤦

[@asifjaved25]

Junaid, you rock ! Proved once again..Hope to see u more often. Last time, I wanted to see ur show in Dubai, but it was a private show. Keep rockin!

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks. Will perform in Dubai soon. Keep in touch on insta.

[@syedrameez8146]

Good to see a smart stand-up comedian after a long time.

[@MalikJunaid]

🙏

[@sarmadhayat89]

I wonder why you don’t already have a million subscribers. This was so hilarious. Please also upload if you performed at thotspot last week as I couldn’t come

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks

[@muhammadahtasham775]

پہلی دفعہ کوئی کامیڈی شو دو بار دیکھا ہے مزا آ گیا

[@MalikJunaid]

🙏😂

[@TrailOfActions]

Just hilarious man 😂😂😂hope your father can’t find it

[@MalikJunaid]

haha. He must've by now. He is and old subscriber lol

[@ImranKhan-hz8jy]

Full time phenti 🤪🤪

[@MalikJunaid]

Hahaha

[@azizulhassan7401]

Bhai bhi apna software engineer nikla. Great humor, loved it.

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks.

[@rukashniazi3178]

When she says MIanwali is a "Gaon", Sureeeee dude But the guy being from mianwali made this even better, great job

[@MalikJunaid]

Bhai karachi walon ko tou islamabad bhi gaon lagta hai.. Chilling hai. I am glad you enjoyed the video.

[@aqibhussain4151]

Kasmy halaky karachi is real gaonim frmmisb

[@asadify]

Kamal kar gaye yaar. The way you handled wannabe burger girl. I laughed so hard watching the entire video. Hope to see more of your acts. Jeriyan aapi aa riyan ne aan deo... XD

[@mohammadmajid55]

Extremely promising, I don't usually like desi comedians, but your timing and flawless transition from English to Urdu to Punjabi ,setup, punchlines, cadence and appearance, everything is outstanding, keep it up bro! (I just wish wo sasti kevin heart wali heckler ko ek do suna detay,lol but you took it like champ)

[@MalikJunaid]

🙏

[@tannudahiya5828]

Yeah this is my first time as well watching a stand up from pakistan.It was showing in recommendations. I liked it. While watching u i was thinking , Ladke to wahan ke sexy hote hain kuch bhi kaho 😄😄😄 I would watch more videos of u.Though we could not connect with a few words but it was different from india.Appreciated.

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks 🙏 😎

[@4910240]

I wasn’t expecting it to be that good sound quality wasn’t that good but overall what a performance mind blowing hello from your new subscriber God bless you

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks.

[@iautomateable]

Amazing job bro .... rarely got to see a standup from pakistan and i loved it. Keep up the good work

[@MalikJunaid]

✌️

[@nehadhiman2987]

Stand up kaim tha just audio quality shi ni thi. Good job🤣✌

[@MalikJunaid]

Thankyou. I know audio is bad

[@92pharmacy]

I just watched your latest video "When You Date a Cheapster" and ended up watching all the videos on your channel. Such a talented guy from our Saraiki areas, Ma sha Allah! Mazeed tarraqqi karo, amen. 😍

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks

[@mubtadaalinaqvi]

zabardast, keep it up bro

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks bro ❤️

[@muhammadishaq7418]

Very good. Tum ne tu aaj dil hi khush kar diya.

[@MalikJunaid]

🙏

[@durresart6105]

That kevin hart taunt was so mean...😡😡 saryal people everywhere...

[@MalikJunaid]

🙏۔ Its okay

[@Jerrylicioux28]

First pakistani stand up comedy i have seen...worth watching..

[@MalikJunaid]

🙏

[@DjJayBeatz]

You should do more Punjabi bits in your routine!

[@MalikJunaid]

Noted

[@mujammilfarooqi6174]

Excellent Absolutely stunning ......This guy is extremely talented. A wonderful stand-up comedian.

[@MalikJunaid]

🙏

[@casimali]

10:20 I think he said shia. If he did its really not right

[@saifu9211]

Sarcasm tha bhai Don't get offend

[@MalikJunaid]

☝️

[@sulemanwarraich9387]

well i am a shia and its really sad not JD over all that we are still fighting insted ot being united

[@irtiqajavaid4536]

It was so good, hats off man. Full on laughter scene bhai😂

[@lag-o-meter8190]

rip headphone users just like me

[@zararplays1369]

appreciated Bro keep it up boht kam log hoten ha itni ziada confidence ke sath Nailed IT!!!!

[@MalikJunaid]

🙏

[@beea.6344]

i am grateful to youtube for suggesting me this. made my day. first time seeing someone from pakistan killing it like this. God bless you! 🌻🌻

[@MalikJunaid]

🙏

[@bushran254]

The point whr he said: main itni english yd krk aya tha.....mind blowing 😂🤣

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks 🙏

[@nikkibilli2182]

King of fighters. Omg kya yad dila dia😂😂😂

[@MalikJunaid]

haha Kheli hai na?

[@muhammadzohaib7459]

Yar Hats-off.... keep it up Sir ...... Bhot hi amazing performance hai..

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks bro.

[@shivamrunthala2165]

Too good bhai. Love you from Punjab, India.

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks🙏

[@NizaliaShafique]

Hats of to you man!!!! So glad that KZbin recommended me this video.. keep it up. Lots of love and prayers!! 💕

[@MalikJunaid]

🙏🏼

[@immigreat54]

Tabahi machadi.. Witty content and great comedy!!

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks.

[@NM-wh8ms]

True artist

[@nabeelmahmood4734]

Junaid very welldone. Bht maza aya tum ek bht pyari shaksiyat ho. Allah kamiyaab kare aur khush rakhay.

[@MalikJunaid]

Aameen Thanks 🙏

[@beekaGo]

Awesome man - Love the deobandi part bhuahahaha

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks

[@syedmurtaza3135]

last part was the best . good luck brother ...i really love your videos .

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks brother

[@mianusman2928]

Chaaa gya yaar pehle 2 min dekh Kar he subscribe Kar dia

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks bro 🙏😃

[@nosheenrana5131]

So happy finally we have wonderful comedian now..please do more and work on your timing aswell..bless you

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks🙏

[@legendsera9034]

Akheeeeer kardi ap ny janab...!!!👍👍👍👍💝💝💝

[@MalikJunaid]

Thanks

[@farhanrauf1341]

Great job. Really liked this. You are a genuine comedian. Really like ur style.

[@MalikJunaid]

🙏

[@HamzaSid]

The first and great stand-up comedy I have seen of Pakistan

[@MalikJunaid]

🙏