me vs the most indestructible wii remote ever (wii sports resort swordplay showdown in reverse)

[@Poofesure]

i don’t back down

[@chowder-]

epic

[@oof0120]

Yes you do

[@kittiebill]

so true

[@ace_ofheartsx]

cool

[@kingomari901]

No you do not

[@thecoishiking5768]

I like how Poof associates the miis as different people despite the fact that besides the name and face, they are the exact same. Poof's got arch enemies who are exactly the same as those who die instantly and I love it

[@liamernst9626]

That's not entirely true, as "boss" miis such as Matt are by default better than the other miis.

[@Gust3883]

@@liamernst9626 And the 3 heart opponents in Showdown are also tougher regardless of who they are.

[@nathan.d.c]

Tomodachi Life does things to ya, I swear

[@zombieslayer9304]

Matt is built different

[@carlcool20]

Not very true: take Lucia in the level he was playing as an exemple, she's an orange armored mii yet is exceptionally talented and better than most black armored miis from the last level

[@16ipm]

14:42 when his voice got cut out and the wii remote started spinning like a helicopter because he was beating the living shit out of it killed me.

[@donniebirb]

that little beep of it calibrateing afterwards had me rolling

[@pandakinggaming1316]

seconds later : Ok!

[@Coleslaw97]

Just saw that, fucking dead ass 😂😂😂

[@DanglesPaintball]

the icing on the cake is when it recalibrated right after

[@napoleon1227]

helikopter helikopter

[@henryrojas1054]

14:41 Poof: Slams wii remote with all his might Wii remote: *Calibration completed*

[@dubby-mated9348]

LMAO!

[@NightendYT]

bet that remote was made by nokia

[@tomtrublu]

@@NightendYT new wii remote manufacturer: Nokia. reason? To protect the wii remotes from poofesser

[@Tyfu39944]

“You cannot kill me, mortal!”

[@AbeTheGreatt]

*gets demolished* *long pause* “OK!”

[@masterchief6739]

Considering poof's track record, we all know who wins this one.

[@madbruv1297]

Nobody... BUT POOFESURE 💪🤪

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

Not the Wii remote that’s for sure

[@Resinoval]

Lucia😂

[@ThatDepressedFiyosh]

swordplay wins, it always wins

[@timthe55th]

The thumbnail also gives you a little hint, too.

[@Oldmangamess]

We honestly need a titanium framed wii remote for Poof but knowing him he’ll break everything else except the remote…

[@half-trackproductions]

Perhaps laced in Tungsten

[@rileykazama3145]

@@half-trackproductions or adamantium laced with vibranium

[@Gerardocg4]

With Wii motion plus inside :)

[@edgarvega5859]

Could you imagine how heavy it would be tho?

[@fusixnrwicnwiejciwj8925]

@@edgarvega5859 titanium is actually quite lightweight

[@stuckinatree45]

14:41 i love how even though the sound isn't recording you can see him raging because the wii remote is spinning really fast in the little calibrating part of the screen lmaooo

[@samhirst7079]

Lol

[@KABAL-1995]

Helicopter Helicopter copter copter

[@ninjajack6457]

I like how he’s played these games so much, that the blank slate npcs are now unique recognizable characters

[@Sapper5k]

Their names are above them

[@ninjajack6457]

@@Sapper5k I know, but I like that he’s given nicknames and small traits to em

[@TR_GRIM]

@@Sapper5k nah when victor was in his way had no name then

[@oranblack]

Once Poof finds out about recalibrating the remote he will be unstoppable.

[@chid9278]

i’m pretty sure if you press the down arrow it also recenters the sword

[@DeltaFRFX]

I think he never will... he obviously doesn't check comments if he still doesn't know after this many videos lol

[@batouttahell24]

@@DeltaFRFX He’s said multiple times that he presses down to recenter the sword, apparently even that doesn’t fucking help.

[@zdmacstudios]

Sometimes if it's really, really off, it will pause the game automatically to recalibrate. Usually at the worst possible time.

[@zeus_3135]

A combination of a bad sensor bar, wii remote, and a rigged game is the key to a video of straight screaming.

[@oliverfern8039]

The sensor bar isn't bad he just doesn't know how to calibrate his remote.

[@vincenzofranchelli2201]

Its not a rigged game tbh hes just kinda reeally shit at this one. Like hes actually good at some games like bowling but hes absolutely ass at this one its way way essier than he makes it look

[@LukeHamill12]

@@oliverfern8039 at this point I’m pretty sure he is just incapable of using the wii remote the correct way for most games

[@knightmare5097]

The game isn’t rigged, he’s just really bad at it

[@Gustavo-po9bd]

​@@knightmare5097 True, a child could do it

[@uravggamer4620]

I’ve watched your videos for over a year and this is the least I can do to repay you for the joy you’ve given all of us, thanks poof!

[@traumaloop]

wtf

[@squids_daily4785]

@@traumaloop Lol ikr

[@not_davidanima0]

Well there's more money for wii remotes

[@St3ely]

W

[@padmeamidala4.20]

[@pizzaroll3356]

List of things Poof did in this video. 1. Didnt recalibrate his wii remote. 2. Hitting his opponents sword. 3.Didnt block his opponents attack.

[@jaheimtaylor8304]

I mean he did block a few attacks but still ate shit

[@TgPepper]

Yeah poof always complains about the “game” even though he could just blame it on his own skill, quite frankly I’ve never seen someone so bad at Mario kart wii. Nevertheless, he definitely blocked pretty well cuz most of the times he got hit were due to his reaction time being a little bit on the slow side not his inability to block.

[@FakeTronaldRump]

4. Didn’t press the down d pad to remeasure his Wii remote

[@Gustavo-po9bd]

it's easier to list what he didn't do

[@c.a.k.comedy692]

@@Gustavo-po9bd beat the game

[@brettbarnett3465]

9:59 That has to be one of my favorite poofesure sounds to date

[@Sam_Wich]

Brhrhrhrohoho

[@austyp78]

3:27 is probably one of the best moments. Poof gets destroyed and then goes feral and post verbal.

[@sammystrawberry6341]

All I heard is bubba guppga

[@themcchristy1494]

@@sammystrawberry6341 I read this right as he said it 💀💀💀

[@ShockInazuma]

Literally played Hot Potato with Victor. 💀

[@mandalorianperseus4662]

10:40 "THIS WII REMOTE WONT BREAK!!!" Goddamn. Never thought i'd hear him so pissed about a wii remote that refused to break 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nathankim7664]

10:46. Oh boy. When Poof sells his house, his realtor might think he had a domestic or something!

[@thegreatpapyrus2306]

Bold of you to assume there will even be a house left to sell once he’s done with it.

[@thesweatystallion2702]

Despite a worthy opponent, poof still remains undefeated against Wii remotes

[@This1sir]

10:10 after a long and hard day at work, this moment up until he lost cheered me up.

[@elliteMonkeygaming]

Funniest moment I’m still dying “I KNOW WHATS GONNA HAPPEN 🤣

[@jaheimtaylor8304]

Lucia channeled the unreal power of the Wii just to make poof rage

[@specialbeamvegeta4059]

@@jaheimtaylor8304 Lucia has done this WAY too many times lmao

[@lunarkomet]

When he did a little Tom scream in the midst of freaking out I officially lost it

[@bob171]

"It's a train, it's an accident *you just can't look away from!!* "

[@ICEDNOTBLENDED]

13:48 “TELL ME ABOUT RECENTERING MY SWORD!” It tried so hard to tell him, then poof ignored his wii and told it to tell him…

[@coolestto]

7:57 pay attention, he already knew

[@matthewaltenore628]

BAHAH 10:10 when he was in that loop with Lucia.... the way he screamed when he lost was what killed me.... literally....🤣

[@luckywii8731]

*_I'd hate_* (but love) *_to see poof irl if he can casually break Wii remotes for a living_*

[@michaelfrey1509]

He did a Wii fit video I think it was with a face/body cam. He's blonde surprisingly lol I always thought he had black hair because of the art in his pfp

[@VintageDev499]

just go to his Instagram

[@heyginge]

@@michaelfrey1509 if you look at his channel banner, his avatar’s hair is white but he’s wearing a black cap

[@AgamemnonVsSocratesAandS]

@@michaelfrey1509 his profile pic has white hair though. But I get you. He looks nothing like that lmao

[@empresscarrie6230]

@@heyginge Whoever did his PFP just saw Rick and Morty and was like "okay he's Rick but as a Mii". I never understood that

[@danielhaugan4603]

The way he absolutely DESTROYED Mia without hesitation at 9:43 is just hilarious to me

[@sodadrink8363]

it’s made even funnier by the fact that she just falls off the cliff to her death lmao

[@Barak925]

@@sodadrink8363 still not as funny as 1:08

[@TheBrokenCode]

10:25 sounded like poof was beef boss for second with all the times he said something after getting hit 🤣🤣🤣

[@TwistedLegacy35]

I don’t know if this might fix the problem but in the Wii system settings there is a place to change whether or not the sensor bar is at the top or bottom of the tv. A common problem I used to have when I had to aim my wiimote super high is because my sensor bar was set to beneath tv when I had it set on top

[@ronaldolopez0920]

I had this same thought when he went on that little rant about the sensor bar. I'm honestly convinced that's been his main issue all these years lol other than damaging his remotes

[@aaronherbs4]

3:28 might be my favorite poof clip ever 😂😂😂😂

[@mustafafranklin]

Chicken 🐔 🤣🤣🤣

[@ScowlingZebra29]

Why does this feel like a bot?

[@Kestrel069]

BUBBA GUPPKA

[@jaxsmit9318]

14:55 when beef boss saying it won’t die and the screen wii remote is like IM OKAY

[@mariaandrobertmitchell2207]

15:00

[@mariaandrobertmitchell2207]

14:59

[@NoNo-rt2ok]

Poofesure is in such a toxic relationship with wii swordplay

[@ShockInazuma]

He's in a toxic relationship with every gamemode.

[@nathanplayz437]

This guy still hasn’t figured out how to realign his sword. So that’s the reason why he’s been stuck doing this for months.

[@jugliangummy886]

He does, in the video he says he is pressing the arrow to recenter it

[@AceOfAllen]

@@jugliangummy886 bro beefin with wii sports

[@ghjn5640]

@@jugliangummy886 But does he ever point at the screen?

[@jugliangummy886]

@@ghjn5640 what do you think..?

[@PeteyVon]

I'm not sure if this has anything to do with it but I'm pretty positive that these games are supposed to be played while standing and I'm pretty sure he is sitting.

[@jonnyknoxville3061]

6:08 “something is breaking today”. Yeah poof. Your sanity

[@noshame5330]

If he’s breaking remotes now, can’t wait for how he does on the final 2 levels. Especially when Matt’s goon squad come in at the end

[@MetalizedSoul]

Id say 3 Wii remotes, A TV and a Sensor Bar Broken During these 2 final levels (Feel free to predict what you think he will break during these final 2 levels)

[@prime_optimus]

@@MetalizedSoul Matt's spine.

[@MetalizedSoul]

@@prime_optimus Probably more than just his spine

[@prime_optimus]

@@MetalizedSoul Another toad wiomote with Wii motion plus inside.

[@MetalizedSoul]

@@prime_optimus at least 1 will get broken, guaranteed

[@Paec]

18:46 he sounds like an executioneer who is about just about to execute someone, like letting the rope go so that the guillotine will decapacitate the victim bruh

[@N30_ORD3R]

poofesure: “oh boy time to record another wii sports video! time to get my wii remote!” the wii remotes in the background: *VISIBLE PANIK*

[@proudcreeper4]

ik the main problem was sensor bar, but heres some showdown tips When against a purple or red armor, wait to be surrounded, then wait for a horizontal block to hit as many opponents at once as possible when in a block battle with another mii, take it slow and watch their sword and where it is before swinging Black armors and some copper armors are "aggressive" having a skill ai near Matt's ai in duel a harder thing to pull off is a block hit, if you swing down and hold block just as your mii thrusts forward, if the target is using a horizontal block and is not in stun, it will ignore the block Hitting miis into eachother will do damage to the mii hit with another miis body pause when running with no opponents to calibrate when an enemy isnt blocking while stunned, get as many hits in as possible Oh and a funny and sometimes helpful glitch, If you swing to the beat ins running section, your target might just stop or back up, keep swinging to the beat as all other miis who arent targets will come, keep swinging to the beat to hit them, since they arent ur target, they wont hit back and their blocks are ignored, this strategy is risky tho Hope this helps

[@Fridgemasters]

also in reverse stages if purples have skinny legs there’s a chance they will have the fucking cracked insane AI that most reversed coppers and black armors have

[@Sabagegah]

The wiimote doesn’t necessarily target the sensor bar. It goes for any source of infrared light, so if you have candles etc. it can detect those.

[@rintiyur9443]

The perfect video to listen to while I fall asleep. Thank you Poof 💙

[@msquidward17]

I’m sorry but how does one fall asleep to poofesure screaming at his game and his wii remote 😭

[@speedyboi88]

@@msquidward17 agreed 💀

[@chickenmandabest9560]

@@msquidward17 I fall asleep too it too it’s calming and relaxing poof is so good at asmr 🏅

[@chickenmandabest9560]

@@speedyboi88 you don’t fall asleep to this 😴

[@CAPTTIGHT230]

Same why do I watch him at night time

[@Kosta_Man]

Imagine if Poof is actually really chill irl playing hard games and him freaking out and breaking wii remotes is all just a stunt

[@bian7744]

Flight reacts type persona bro

[@chromosome2359]

It is

[@creamcannon825]

It's played up for the sake of the brand basically, but there's gotta be a little bit of the energy in him

[@silverjay7639]

@@creamcannon825 i have seen twitter videos of him getting mad at commercials and his airpods not working. He is like this ALL THE TIME and that scares me.

[@engineer2719]

10:35 *becomes toad*

[@yannick290107]

NAH. More like *becomes Dr zomboss* 🤣🤣🤣

[@ryanreynolds3630]

Pro tip: if you swing extra wide when facing a character, often you can hit or knockout people you aren't even facing and they don't block you.

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

19:00 - In Memory of the Peach Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus inside.

[@coltinanderson]

Probably the most biggest destruction ever

[@LazyboiYt.]

0:00-19:20

[@Spider8482]

I just choked on popcorn while he was throwing the remote from laughing so hard

[@TheCatOfTheWatermelon]

10:20 "ITS A TRAIN, ITS ACCIDENT- NO! ITS *LUCIA!*

[@flipyoutube]

If you have issues with the Wii remote going off centre it's probably because you have a window nearby or some other IR(heat) source.if so, in the game select screen, go to settings>sensor bar assist>disable.

[@nathankim7664]

4:28. This is Master Yoda with constipation.

[@pgsilver6873]

Poofesure: *slams Peach wii remote with wii motion plus inside at the wall and floor* Also Poofesure: It's still not all there for the wii remote.

[@philipcaseyacalloway204]

Poof's expertise in "they usually stop working when they get like this" killed me

[@cdgames69]

2:12 If your ceiling fan has a lightbulb that was turned on, it's possible that the Wiimote was picking up the lightbulb as a separate sensor bar The sensor bar itself sends no information to the Wii, it only plugs in for power. The information is actually being sent to the Wii via the Wiimote over Bluetooth, and it "connects" to the sensor bar via infrared (I put that in quotation marks because it's just kinda recognizing where it is relative to where the Wiimote is pointing and that's about it)

[@MajesticXrank]

i’m an engineer, and i can confirm that’s not how it works.

[@slapshotjack9806]

Hope he knows that the position of the sensor bar relative to where it is on your set on top of the tv or below will have an effect on how it senses the wii remote as well as the sensitivity being too high or too low can be changed in the system settings

[@da_barracuda5916]

Tbh, showdown exposes all of the downfalls of the Wii motion plus technology

[@oliverfern8039]

The sensor bar doesn't sense anything. It just has two infrared lights that the Wii remote senses to know where it is. What he really needs to do is calibrate his Wii motion plus correctly instead of pointing it at the ceiling when it tells him to point at the TV.

[@slapshotjack9806]

@@oliverfern8039 there’s a setting that you can change where the sensor bar is positioned and you’ll see the difference as well as how sensitive it is weirdly enough though you can still use 2 candles to make it work though

[@oliverfern8039]

@@slapshotjack9806 yes but wii sports resort was made to show off the wii motion plus so it barely uses the sensor, I believe it only uses it for the menu. But I do know that for the sword fighting it uses the wii motion plus which is bugging out because he isn’t calibrating it correctly

[@JUMPYCOOL]

Poof: *plays Swordplay Showdown Reverse* Wii Remote: guess i’ll die…

[@lunarkomet]

14:33 tbh, I would've reacted the same way at least initially

[@evansevans1770]

Considering how many times i have watched poof break wii remotes, we all know who will win this

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

15:04 - That was a weird voice.

[@birchythemindless]

3:34 “BAHOODABDAGA” my favorite sound ever

[@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names]

3:14 - The two arch rivals hit each other at the same time.

[@realausome]

1:38 Me and my friends as kids playing the Wii:

[@GrimKreeper]

Wall: OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!? Wii remote: You think that hurts?

[@joaquinleal-x2l]

9:59 the typical laugh of a disney villain

[@ConnorMiller417]

Whenever “indestructible Wii remotes” appear in the title, you know they’re definitely NOT indestructible for Poofesure! 🤣

[@TgPepper]

What happens when an invulnerable object meets an omnipotent force. Better known as the shield and spear paradox. Well one side’s gotta give, right 😅

[@rushilb6]

Nintendo probably made special Wii remotes that are much more durable just for poof cuz he breaks all of them

[@crosto6463]

4:14: bro just recalibrate your Wii remote 💀

[@TheTrainLover-jg2up]

3:33 "BABAKAPKA BAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

[@UshankaThe1st]

1:08 Just seeing Ashley fly to space is pretty funny

[@lucachu7775]

Soon enough Poofesure will have completed so much that he will have to return to Ping Pong Return Challenge and Squidward nose Greg

[@unknwndon]

18:36 Toad be like

[@rileykazama3145]

10:20 I fucking lost it 😂🤣😂🤣

[@orune995]

Very glad to see more swordplay, the videos a year ago made me laugh so much

[@diandd-q8l]

This is actually your 100th Wii sports episode special!!! I just want to say that real quick Congrats Poof!

[@Gabi-dd7bq]

14:44 When poof voice cuts but the remote image stars spinning fucking fast may be my favorite Poofesure moment ever. Next to: *ARE WE THE FUCKING WORST TIME IN WII SPORTS HISTORY, HOOOOW!?*

[@CallMeFreakFujiko]

Almost every day at around 5:30 AM my husband has to get up to go to work. I've been watching a Poofesure video every day at 5 AM to make sure that he doesn't fall back to sleep. For my own sake I've only been watching them with 5% volume but the screaming is still enough to wake him up.

[@fiftyminutes]

I love how he blames it on the sensor bar but u dont need it when u have wii motion plus

[@TgPepper]

This is mostly true. The fact of the matter is, in order to play a game without a sensor bar there’s a few other bits of criteria that need to be met. However, wii sports resort is one of the few games that explicitly goes off of wii motion plus meaning game wise the sensor bar is entirely obsolete lmao.

[@billycztv]

😂 poof is hella funny bro. he must be rich with how many remotes he has broken and bought as well as tvs

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

Not really funny but super fun to watch, he does got some good one liners in though so I’ll let this comment pass

[@radrolla3406]

@@D44RK_Iced_Yogs I think he's funny lol

[@brysonduncan891]

@@D44RK_Iced_Yogs thanks for "letting his comment pass" like you have any authority over it

[@katlyndobransky2419]

@@brysonduncan891 bruh it’s the internet, let people have their fun

[@brysonduncan891]

@@katlyndobransky2419 didnt ask

[@Lordifiy]

10:10-10:40 pure tears of joy😂😂😂

[@classicdoctors2531]

If I remember correctly, you can hit bystanding opponents, if they’re close enough. That might help, when you get crowded, and the bystanders may be less defensive. Actually, poof managed to do it at 17:20. He hit a bystander’s legs.

[@professionalretard9637]

Hey poof have you ever gone into your Wii settings and mess with the sensor bar positioning setting it can fix the problem of being too close to your sensor bar or being too far you can also change your sensor bars positioning to above or below your TV and we will adjust accordingly

[@puppercop9438]

11:12 is the time where I decided to subscribe

[@alexanderross8462]

10:40 when you hear him yell THIS WII REMOTE WON'T BREAK!!!! that is a clear sign that his hatred towards the wii remote has become personal.

[@skycipher6665]

We miss you, Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside :(

[@baldersberg-medin810]

you can actually hit people even tho you’re not “in battle” with them and get like hearts off them, without fighting them

[@jonathankahl6302]

Yep. One of my favorite mini games to do as well. See how many non focused people you can kill in a single sweep.

[@Jr21montoya]

4:02 Sr.Pelo be like:

[@tacocatking7887]

3:28 "AHH!!! WOAH!!! BAHAGABAGAH!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'VE... gotta be SHITTING me!" -Poof 2022

[@JamesterIsDivergent]

Hypothesis: it won’t last the video Conclusion: (yet to finish)

[@mzx0733]

3:32 He's speaking the language of gods

[@PiousPuddle]

13:41 when you accidentally slam your door after you had an argument with your mom

[@angel-nv7jk]

I've never seen a guy have such beef with a wii remote before, Jesus

[@Ryan-rt5hm]

Someone make him a indestructible wii remote, someone has to have the ability to do so.

[@rileykazama3145]

You're going to have to find Phantom anthem or vibranium for that

[@travisharper3731]

10:30 I was in freaking tears laughing at this part. Lucia didn't give in🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@3620rami]

Poofesure after breaking the "unbreakable" wii remote: I see no god other than me.

[@That-Dirtbag-Canuck]

I love how poof sounds like he’s criminally insane

[@-OneofManyNames]

That wii remote is a strong man! Took every beating you gave it, still worked! RIP Peach wii remote, you will be missed.

[@youvebeenexposed5307]

8:09 folded like a chair

[@meta6203]

Wii sensor bars just consist of 2 points if heat so your renote could just be picking up another source of heat and mistaking that for the sensor.

[@jeffkotuby]

It's probably picking up Poof's internal temperature from screaming at the top of his lungs lol

[@warriorstale8360]

Hey Poof, new subscriber to the channel here because I absolutely love your videos! So I don't know if you're aware of this, but if you press down on the directional pad while in game you can instantly recalibrate your sword/ping ping bat or whatever it is you're using in wii sports resort. Just point at the TV and press it and it should instantly return to the position it was at the beginning of the game. Knowing that helped me to complete this challenge before and allowed me to even get the stamp that involves not losing any hearts on the final level. Good luck!!!

[@Thermostatis]

"me vs the most indestructible will remote ever" *Shows a broken wii remote in the thumbnail*

[@colicritter256]

That Wii remote in the thumbnail… still works.

[@AmongUs-cc9xs]

he won

[@dreambert9007]

Poof: *bitching about his sensor bar* The miis waiting: *dancing with swords*

[@jeanalban21]

6:30 uhhh🤔 Btw u always make me laugh, love your videos

[@XRAY9991]

Poofesure: *violently yeets wii remote with wii motion plus inside around assuming it's dead* Wii remote: *Ultra Instinct Goku's theme plays*

[@tylerwillis3055]

abbey got caught in 4-k 18:03

[@zooweemama9592]

3:32 "BALLECOPCA BHAHAHAHAH"

[@looooooooooooooooooooongytname]

I am genuinely concerned for poof

[@andresb9464]

Poofesure: Why won't you die?!?!? Wii remote with Wii motion plus inside: Nanomachines son, they harden in response to physical trauma. You can't hurt me Poof.

[@kingbrettpro]

I'm surprised Poof hasn't smashed his voice recorder to pieces yet because it keeps turning off on him every time he slams his desk. I think it's just asking to be smashed into pieces by Poof. XD

[@carterkershner5650]

14:40 I am sorry but the wii remote in the calibration menu spinning rapidly before quickly stopping because of him slamming it on his desk is one of the most unintentionally funny things I have ever seen.