ME3 - Shepard's Clone Insults Crew Members (Remake/All 9 squadmates/Citadel DLC)

[@GotPotatoes24]

Fake Shepard: "Shoot her, she's the clone!" Garrus, after shooting the fake: "The real Shepard would never pass up an opportunity to die!"

[@Arkay24]

wut

[@aisyahsani4263]

LMFAOOOO

[@discordsdaughter1133]

Eh. Would work better if Garrus shot the clone because nothing around the clone exploded yet and there was a massive explosion behind the real one

[@JayTohab]

"Hmph. Shoot the shepard who insulted me to my face, or the one who brings destruction wherever she goes? I'll answer with a better question; why not both?"

[@rasztiknorsz4213]

Scoped adn droped.

[@Evadson]

If anyone was unclear the bad Shepard is 1) a clone and 2) a pale imitation of the real thing.

[@zethrasgorgoth3145]

and most importantly no one will even believe she's Shepard xD

[@hatiroth7919]

Tali says a *cheap* imitation of the real thing

[@AmaterasuOfOld]

This cycle always creates pale imitations

[@thundershark8681]

I think legión could Say "It's just a pirate copy of Sherpard" xD

[@saffiyaalli5921]

Conclusion: no one will believe she's the real Shephard

[@Charles-xp2md]

Oh boy,i cant wait to see all the other squad member's reactions to clone shep! "a clone!" "a clone!" "a clone." "a clone." "a clone!" "a clone.."

[@Renasai]

Lmao

[@davido.1233]

yeah, it got old really fast! I was expecting a little variety, instead of repeats of "A clone!" Specifically, I would have expected EDI to say "A Genetic duplicate of Shepard"

[@skeletonsmcgee8164]

I like how they all do the exact same hand motion too.

[@greyfox6786]

+Lone Wolf we are talking about bioware.

[@davido.1233]

Grey Fox I know that, and you know that. I'm just saying an AI would most likely have a different vocabulary in any other TV series or video game when meeting a clone of the main character, and it might have been funny if EDI had that

[@WD_Unieles]

I would die if Javik said: "In my cycle we called this a clone" " A primitive's clone" "Your are a pale imitation of a primitive"

[@SandyTheTryhard]

Unie÷Cetterie inb4 shepard gives him that renegade death stare

[@noveria9593]

Commandah, throw this primitive clone out the airlock

[@kamchatmonk]

Primitives, right?

[@zaniatnik]

“The only thing more pathetic than a primitive is its pale imitation.”

[@jon2270]

Love how everyone says "pale imitation" but Tali says "cheap imitation". Cos she's Tali'Zorah vas fucking Normandy

[@yakattack2983]

Special is one word. Trying to be special is a whole 'nuther thing...

[@caleballen818]

Cry XD just noticed that

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

John Primrose So she says a slightly altered dialogue? woopty fucking doo.

[@kendaldk5634]

John Primrose Tali is the best.

[@buckrodgers1162]

"Like you Tali'Zorah Vas Normandy, I don't weather to kill you with a bullet or just take your helmet off and cough." I love that line, it's just so over the top hateful.

[@a.l.collins9691]

For the gang. Clone: "Like you, drell. I won't even have to kill you. A few weeks' time will do that for me." Thane: *cocks pistol* "The first shot is mine, Shepard. And the last." Clone: "Like you, Wrex-lite. A tank born krogan with no sense and no promise." Grunt: *hits fists together* "You'll crunch like all the others." Clone: "Like you, Miss Goto. I'll make your lover's demise look like a mercy." Kasumi: *looks at real Shepard, cloaks* "You won't take this personally, right?" Clone: "Like you, Subject Zero. The outfit changes, but the nightmares won't." Jack: "Okay. I'm going to kill her now." Clone: "Like you, Justicar. As ancient as dirt and as cold as the void. I'd almost spare you, if things were different." Samara: *eyes glow* "But they are not." Clone: "Like you, Miss Lawson. Born from borrowed genes and abandoned by the same man. You'd do well by my side." Miranda: *points gun* "Here's my answer." Clone: "Like you, Zaeed. Old war dogs should learn when to lay down and die." Zaeed: "Oh fuck right off, yeah?" Clone: "Like you, biotic. I don't even know who you are." Jacob: "Oh, this one's mine." Clone: "Like you, salarian. It's not like you have any qualms about senseless killing." Mordin: *points pistol* "Vain. Conceited. Am very eager to take your insides out." Clone: "Like you, geth. You'll look quite nice fashioned into a rifle." Legion: "Shepard-Commander, we have reached consensus. It appears this unit does not possess a soul." I had more fun with this than I care to admit.

[@annag707]

+A.L. Collins well done! loved the comebacks. please do the rest, I think your lines would be better than those in the DLC, and that's saying something considering how great Citadel is written.

[@a.l.collins9691]

+AnnaG Aw, thanks. That's really nice of you to say, I appreciate it! It's fun to do when you love the characters so much. ME2 is my favorite game of all time. You mean do the rest as in Kaiden, Garrus, EDI, and such? Yeah, I was kind of upset that they all said around the same thing.

[@darkphoenix2]

Those are good, but if ME3 had good writing like this, they would've never come up with this entire story line anyway.

[@AdamG1983]

Elcor: "Be careful big guy, don't want to fall over and, you know, DIE!" "Compete hatred and fury. Kindly go fuck yourself" Hanar: "Hey Jellyfish! How do you like the fact that your Enkindlers are stuck up jerks?" "This one wishes to choke you to death with your own spine" Volus: "Hey Short-Round! Is that suit designed to keep in your ammonia supply, or just your stench?" "*Hiss* Please don't kill me! I'll pay you anything you want! I'll give you all the Alliance secrets I know!" Batarian: "Hey Four Eyes, what did the Alpha Relay say to the Batarian colony? OHH, TOO SOON?" "I hate you even more than the original Shepard". Vorcha: "Hey Vampire Face! How many Vorcha does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh wait, they never live long enough to need to change one" "AAAAAAHHHHHHH- HU-MAN!!"

[@annag707]

+A.L. Collins you have good writing skills and a knack for getting the characters, so just keep it up. Who knows, in ten years you might be writing for Mass Effect for real ;)

[@TheGloryofCadia]

"I would've picked the other one on virmire.. Kaiden- something" *kaidan* standing next to ash* "ummm.....??"

[@VexonLead117]

He's like "Dude, I'm right here..."

[@Dboy2316]

meanwhile Shepard goes: "Well... I did get his clone through cerberus...."

[@joey-jw3rj]

and then the clone self destructs...literally

[@DeftesttGrunt970]

CScanzz 5:27 she was talking to kaidan actually but both ash and kaidan are there

[@MultiShultz]

@kiwimarck Mass Effect 3 Gibbed Save Editor. You can use it to give yourself any companion whenever you want. It modifies a save and you just load it up and play from there. You can do almost *anything* with it, like give yourself the illusive man's eyes such as in this video. My Shepard has an emerald green version of the illusive man eyes.

[@Emperor.Penguin.]

damn the Tali insult was rough

[@petrusion2827]

Rasists hate the quarians the most, and the clone is RAISED by a rasist.

[@HTFFanOfFlaky]

*racist You know. Like "race"?

[@WarriorMaster1693]

Just Petrusion Its not really racist if its a completely different species.

[@WarriorMaster1693]

Yamé Iraavatee Touchè.

[@petrusion2827]

Yamé Iraavatee false. humans, quarians, turians, asari - species Black, white, asian - race to anyone who would say "why are you arguing against yourself?" I use "racist" because there is no such word as "specieist" and will not be until there's need for it = until we meet aliens.

[@PaiSAMSEN]

Fake Shepard : "Like you, Urdnot Wrex" Wrex : [headbutt] "Speak when you're spoken to"

[@aeronblack9249]

Spoken Like A Krogan

[@SociallyAwkwardGirl_OG]

the real shepard would give the headbutt,

[@NehnBellanaris]

Personally, I think they would just take turns.

[@simple-commentator-not-rea7345]

How do you get her to talk about Wrex? Because I pick him all the time and the clone always speaks to the other one

[@pinder262]

Also Wrex: "I'll drag your fake ass to death wether you like it or not"

[@kinghorker8010]

6:01 I'm kind of disipointed that Javik didn't do his normal douche bag thing and said something along the lines of "One-hundred and fifty two" XD

[@silverblade357]

Javik: "I'll have to recount once I've stepped over you!"

[@yuvalhuck1]

"hide? why? i'm commander shepard, and this is my favorite store on the citadel"

[@Sabin-Sinister]

after 3 years and you"re comment still makes me LOL

[@AspyreN7]

_xAlexand3rx_ Gaming same

[@sithmaster4305]

"Like you harbinger....how many people did you kill on Earth, and all around this pathetic universe to try and kill me? And fail so miserably at it. You couldn't assume direct control of a direct paper bag." "I am assuming direct control of your death."

[@anthonyortiz3142]

Treize Khushrenada Shepard: Like you, Citadel tree, like you Citadel rent-a cops, like you store clerk from my favorite store on the Citadel, like you Esteban, like you Aria T-loak, like you Admiral Hackett... Mordin: Peculiar. Shepard has gone off the deep end. Garrus: I've seen this "Shepard" dancing in Omega... Grunt: I know. It was beautiful. *Garrus and Mordin look at him with blank stares* Grunt: ... What? Don't humans have a phrase or somethin' on Earth; they like to... get jiggy with it? Garrus: You've obviously never seen Shepard dance before, Grunt. Grunt: Meh... Shepard: Like you Joker, like you Wreav, like you Saren... Ashley: *Walks up to Garrus, Grunt, and Mordin* Guys, Shepard has gone off the deep end. Mordin: Textbook schizophrenia. Admittedly... problematic in this case. Grunt: I'll knock Shepard out. Garrus: We'll do it together. This clone is the- Grunt: *war cries running towards Clone Shepard* Admiral Hackett: ... I'm getting too old for this shit.

[@orlandovianen5027]

More like "I'll be the vanguard of your destruction" lol

[@helsingS_]

I love the fact that this implies shepard SOMEHOW convinced harbinger to join the crew now i want some kind of dlc where you can do that

[@RainbowEssence-c3w]

@@anthonyortiz3142 Your comment made me laugh so hard that I am literally in tears, bravo lol! I guess Clone!Shepard really was just a pale imitation of the original.

[@jordandennis6794]

I know this hurts you

[@chairmanvee8444]

Things learned today: Clone!Shepard is just a pale imitation of the real thing.

[@Senscion]

Also: a clone.

[@TheWesternFountain]

+AscensiontoDarkness S why is she trying to kill us?

[@Senscion]

JokerFarts because why not.

[@TheWesternFountain]

Durr Plant No one will ever believe she is the real Shepard!

[@norselva4983]

Chairman Vee its a clone!

[@fukyomammason]

"A clone." "A clone." "A clone." "It's only a model." "Shh!"

[@Gyrbae]

+CallMeCactusSok "On a second thought, let's not go to Citadel. 'tis a silly place."

[@davido.1233]

+CallMeCactusSok lol I understood that reference!

[@WNShadow814]

lol nice no one is to shoot anyone until i blow this whistle. Even if and I want to make this absolutely clear!. Even if they do say Andromeda

[@rogerhuggett7642]

no it isn't

[@One-Week-Wizard]

Shepard: "I don't know! - The Council just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the Citadel, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Reaper invasion!" Saren: "NOBODY expects the Reapers! Our chief weapon is surprise!... surprise and indoctrination... indoctrination and surprise... Our two weapons are indoctrination and surprise... and giant laser cannons! Our three weapons are indoctrination, and surprise, and giant laser cannons... and an almost fanatical devotion to Sovereign... Our four... no... Amongst our weapons... Hmf... Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as indoctrination, surpr... ...I'll come in again." Shepard: "I didn't expect the Reapers." Saren: "NOBODY expects the Reapers!... Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: indoctrination, surprise, giant laser cannons, an almost fanatical devotion to Sovereign, and corrupted Geth - Oh damn!"

[@AnimeMetalFan1]

Begun, the Clone War has.

[@Sean-kp6pi]

+Dark Jedi Doesn't help that I used the face preset that makes my Shepard look like Jango Fett.

[@davido.1233]

+Dark Jedi Oh That would be hilarious. QUICK: Someone make a crack video for Citadel DLC with that line!

[@primary2630]

It's just a pale imitation of the real thing!

[@tsukinoakuma]

A clone? Why is she trying to kill them? Is she just a pale imitation of the real thing? Will anyone believe she's the real Shepard?

[@hearmycallable]

+tsukinoakuma LOLOLOLOL

[@The_Stray]

In case you were serious. I believe a mix of jealousy, a lot of being misguided, plus mistreated, plus well...Cerberus? And yeah the Clone might fight a little above average but is pretty pathetic compared to the real Shepard, not even close. And as soon as someone who really knows Shepard meets the Clone? They would instantly tell it's the Clone.

[@tsukinoakuma]

+SyaoranXSakuraTC It was a joke. I was poking fun at how everyone says the same lines.

[@Yashieyama]

+xXEVILTERRORXx1414 until every organic has to fight a legion of AIs grouped up by cortana preparing to over through the galaxy for the sake of "peace"

[@sir_saltsalot]

...Metal Gear?

[@PaiSAMSEN]

"Like you, Urdnot Wrex" "Shepard" "Wrex" "Shepard" "Wrex" "Shepard" "Wrex" "Shepard"

[@chairmanvee8444]

TUNA Picture "I should go."

[@PaiSAMSEN]

Chairman Vee *I* should go.....I *should* go...

[@paragonflash8937]

TUNA Picture a clone a clone a clone a clone a clone a clone a clone

[@urdnotwrex6485]

Chairman Vee "Shepard."

[@ScOtty_46]

+Kelvin Lor A clown! :D

[@TheGlideIsHere]

This video was way more fun imagining it all as one scene where the entire group was parroting the same line over and over again. Especially the repeated "a clone."

[@toppsballer]

Zaeed: "I'm getting too old for this shit." "A goddamn clone." "Then why in bloody hell are you trying to kill us?" Clone: "Like you, Zaeed. Still playing mercenary because you forgot to save credits towards your retirement fund." Zaeed: "And you're a bimbo that would look even prettier with a hole in her head." Jack: "Wait, seriously?" "Well whaddaya know, a clone." "Then why the fuck are your trying to kill us? Clone: "Like you, 'Jennifer'. Clearly Grissom Academy's teaching standards are at an all time low." Jack: "And you're just another Cerberus bitch that was grown from a test tube." Thane: "This is a dramatic turn of events." "A clone." "What's your reason for targeting us then?" Clone: "Like you, Thane. At Death's door still trying to atone for all the blood you've spilled." Thane: "And you pale in comparison to your original counterpart." Jacob:"Well...alright then." "A clone." "Then why do you want to kill us?" Clone: "Like you, Mr. Taylor. I don't know what's more dull, having a conversation with an Elcor or listening to whatever comes out of your mouth." Jacob: "You're just a ripoff of the real thing." Kasumi: "Oh look, another plot twist." "A clone." "Okay...that doesn't explain why you want to kill us." Clone: "Like you, Kasumi. If you weren't about to die I'd tell you seek therapy for your attachment to your dead partner." Kasumi: "Oh yea you're definitely Evil Shepard, you talk too much." Miranda: "Okay, for the record I had nothing to do with this." "A clone." "What's the point in killing us then?" Clone: "Like you, Miss Lawson. I wonder how much Illusive Man would pay for your corpse." Miranda: "I'd say at least twice as much as yours considering you're not even half of who I brought back." Samara: "This is rather stunning." "A clone." "Then what is it that you gain in killing us?" Clone: "Like you, Justicar. You'll be seeing your daughters very soon." Samara: "You are merely an impersonation of the real thing." Mordin: "Problematic, but explainable. Evil twin sister? No, only child at birth. Unless..." "Of course! A clone!" "Might I ask why you wish to kill us then?" Clone: "Like you, Doctor. Must be nice knowing one of your biggest accomplishments was castrating an entire species." Mordon: "Genophage necessary at the time. Same can be said about throwing away faulty products like yourself." Legion: "Error: 2 Shepard Commanders. Processing..." "A genetic copy of Shepard Commander." "This platform does not understand why you wish to terminate us." Clone: "Like you, 'Legion'. Your masters wouldn't have tried to scrap you and your bots had you just kept your mouths shut." Legion: "We confirm that you are a corrupted copy of Shepard Commander." Grunt: ".....Huh?" "A clone." "Then why do you want us dead?" Clone: "Like you, Grunt. All that spliced DNA with genetic enhancements, and you're still just another stupid Krogan." Grunt:"You're one to talk. My BattleMaster doesn't hire pathetic Cat6 Mercs to fight her battles. Weak."

[@blackroserevan6939]

toppsballer Mordin's is awesome! XD

[@honeybadger2898]

Grunt’s is great but would be the perfect opportunity to say mom instead of battlemaster lol

[@biggains1]

After reading other comments then seeing the beginning of this one I got excited that you were quoting from experience. So I googled real quick to make sure. Damn you fanboy lol thought for a moment I could find a way to get Miranda and others to be part of the whole citadel dlc

[@ErenxJ]

I loved that Miranda bit.

[@PSC4.1]

Kasumis and Grunts were spot on, sounds like something they would definitely say.

[@ohmyflippiningod]

A clone. A clone. A clone. A clone. A clone. A clone. A clone. A clone. THE CLAAAAAAAAW

[@crazytuner111]

Lol, when she said "Jimmy", at first I was like: "Jimmy? Who the hell is Jimmy?"

[@cjnf11]

Late Night Show with Jimmy Vega.

[@ph4kiew]

Jimmy Vega, sounds like a pole dancer from Omega

[@TheAffectation8724]

6:21 Tali's tone delivery, and her saying "cheap", instead of "pale", gives me a warm fuzzy feeling. Also, the way the clone says her full title, so formally, sounds akin to an alien's address. I can't wait to play this DLC.

[@michaelgreenwood3413]

It's why she'll always be the canon love interest.

[@chrispy9229]

Clone Shepard: "Like you Diana Allers. You're just a cheap, half-assed character with a terrible voice actress." Shepard: "You have no idea how long I have wanted to say that."

[@toppsballer]

chrispy9229 Clone: Like you, Diana Allers. How many developers did you have to blow to get on the Normandy? Allers: "Only 6 if you want a rounded number."

[@AJZulu]

Oh Snap!

[@xeofalconm.shields5197]

A cheap lay too. Hahaha

[@crysis4561]

Even better. I'm a millitary reporter for the show called "Battle Tits".

[@AvengerAtIlipa]

"I would have picked the other one on Virmire." Well, they're kinda both standing right there. (Not a fault for the game, but save-edits can make some funny situations)

[@CitizenKahne1992]

Wait, if they both survived, then who the hell was left on Virmire? Was it Jenkins?

[@pleimer7026]

You can edit the save files with mods

[@Luke_Danger]

BTIsaac: Maintaining a friendship against all odds, even when she understandably is wary about you and your team storming in and pointing guns at the Council in the middle of a Cerberus coup, and reuniting with an old friend whose duties to the Systems Alliance kept her from helping in ME2. THAT is more satisfying than the choice on Virmire or murdering a woman just for doing her duty as a Spectre.

[@vulgaritar48]

@@Luke_Danger nah, just kill her. her character writing is ass.

[@aiosquadron]

@@CitizenKahne1992 Noone. Kaiden didn't arm the bomb, making him less of a target, the Normandy pick up him and Ashley and the rest of the Silarian squad, then bomb the bomb from orbit, setting it off.

[@P4per126]

See this is (one of many reasons) why I miss Legion. In Mass Effect 2, while all the other characters would repeat the same line of dialogue, Legion would say something completely different and humorous in a "missing the point completely" sort of way. He would have made a great companion in ME3...

[@P4per126]

Well, with the use of Gibbed's Save Editor, you can insert him into your party right after the tutorial level, and you'd be surprised how much dialogue/extra scenes the devs left in. But yes, it's a shame you can't get him legitimately earlier than you do.

[@P4per126]

Not really, you just progress thru the story as usual. It's a simple flag that you tick that enables him in your party, but it's always good to back up your saves before altering anything with a save editor in ANY game.

[@arvideriksson]

Everyone else: "that's unexpected" Legion: in all simulations, this had only a 5.83% probability "then why do you wish to have us eliminated?" "and this unit is simply a flawed copy"

[@HTFFanOfFlaky]

EDI: And your Neurons are different because... Ashley: You *did*. Kaiden: Me too, actually. Garrus: Yes. That's how depression *works*. James: I have a shotgun. And you have two seconds. Javik: Twenty-six and a half. Liara: Human adolescents *aren't*? Tali: The second one. I won't suffer as long. Wrex: I actually have that one. It's hard to find these days. Legion: ...we are here as well...

[@Luchux177]

Completely underrated comment!!!

[@hellsmith6249]

That’s, well, close to perfect, I would change Garrus one for James’s one, like “I have a sniper. And you have 1 second”

[@silverblade357]

Legion: "Shaepard-Commander, does this unit have a soul? I don't believe it does."

[@Cyclone718]

Can you do Thane and Mordin too?

[@MrWalalaa]

if only you could romance your clone... Heavy risk, but the priiiiize

[@Nobody-sh4pu]

MrWalalaa giving a new meaning to go fuck yourself

[@skylark306]

*heavy breathing But that would be “go f*** ur self ”

[@wilburforce8046]

Sounds great to me 😂

[@derpyherpy3773]

Reminds me of the romance scene with Mordin

[@piotrdaniel3829]

That romance would only be a imitation of the real thing

[@roseJ96]

Honestly, when she called Wrex the poster child of the genophage, I thought he was just going to jump her then and there. XD

[@Arkay24]

He probably would've

[@NehnBellanaris]

I know I would have.

[@ludrixte1938]

Some say that, to this day, Jimmy is still searching for his pitchfork

[@n7jess]

Damn EDI, Wrex and Tali got the worst insults xD

[@loganator01]

idk Javik's was pretty rough too

[@hayleelittle295]

the poster child for why they invented the genophage! lmao

[@TheRedKing247]

Did you hear the one for Liara?

[@dirpyturtle69]

thane

[@torachan23]

I won't lie... the fake Shepard had some insults that cut pretty deep... LOL

[@PsyrenXY]

I thought Wrex would go ballistic at the genophage comment

[@MidEnginedV10]

Liara/Tali's insult was pretty fucking brutal.

[@Atlessa]

Frankly, I thought the only good one (and thus the best) was the one she had for Tali.

[@liszst]

Real Shepard's very good with words so I'm not surprised the clone knows what words will cut deep. xD

[@YourCrazyDolphin]

The Tali insult had me ticked. Then I get to the end of the DLC and go "You insulted Tali and I should kill you. But I'm paragon so spare I guess." Then I proceeded to shoot Brooks in the back.

[@drakulamertcan]

I can't help but laugh at Tali's reaction to seeing the clone's face: "Really? Really?" she sounded so done, like "*Sigh* What is it with you and weird shit Shepard? Seriously? I am tired of your shit. Just stop it. Why can't we do a normal mission for once? Where nothing exciting happens and everything goes according to plan and absolutely nothing of interest happens. *Sigh* But that's okay, I am used to it now, just, Really? Clones? Really Shepard?"

[@joseph86255]

I can imagine what she'd say to other squadmates had they been available: 'Like you, Thane Krios. You're nothing more than a guilt-ridden killer desperate for atonement.' 'Like you, Urdnot Grunt. You're just an overgrown baby good for nothing except fighting.' 'Like you, Justicar. How did it really feel to have to kill your own daughter?' 'Like you, 'Legion'. Your race would do the universe a favour by dying as punishment for all the lives they've destroyed.' 'Like you, Kasumi Goto. You're nothing more than a two-bit thief who steals stuff for the hell of it.' 'Like you, Mordin Solus. You're just a hyperactive scientist who can't keep his mouth shut for a moment.' 'Like you, Zaeed Messani. Was your revenge really worth twenty years of pursuing?' 'Like you, Subject Zero. You're nothing more than a mentally unstable convict who can't leave her past behind.'

[@joseph86255]

nothingtodohere123 I didn't know what to say for her, but that's a good one. Thanks.

[@chubunakki]

Like you, Jacob Taylor. You're just a hired gun with delusions of grandeur.

[@Norinia]

wow. your awesome with how this could have turned out. now if only they had implemented these in the real game and allowed us to bring everyone here along again. would have been awesome. EDIT: -__- I just realized months later I use you instead of your lol

[@Spikezx7]

gmk kmg Except Jack, she would probably say 'F*ck off you second rate imitation!'

[@BornFlunky]

Y'all forgot about Morint-- ...Wait.

[@nerd-mask723]

6:34 i think she mixed Wrex up with his brother here. Wrex is literally the prime example why the genophage was a mistake. LMAO

[@RazielBR]

I really don't think Wrex would go with the "pale imitation" thing after being ofended.

[@austinbutcher8106]

Shuldv used the shotgun

[@alexrecrem9094]

"Well you look like a pyjak's feces that was eaten up and then spit out by a varren!" "Wrex, thats my clone" "And?"

[@paulhorneschillings1212]

Clone: Like you, Urdnot Wrex. You're the poster child for why they invented the genophage. Wrex: My people have a future now, that's more than a clone could hope for. Or Wrex: I don't have time for this shit.

[@takenking2925]

@@austinbutcher8106 like he killed fist extremely fast I was expecting him say goodbye boom boom

[@FatrickAteman]

"like you liara t'soni you're just a college cheerleader pretending too be a soldier" Miranda: i thought i held that title!

[@christopherfleetwood5252]

Nah man, Miranda is “Mass Effect Barbie”

[@RuralTowner]

"pale imitation of the real thing" Me thinks each member of the team should each have had a unique version of that instead.

[@RuralTowner]

RuralTowner Any of the teams comebacks...period.

[@ConcaCon]

+RuralTowner Especially since I don't buy James' usage of "pale imitation". Even Tali went for "cheap" at least.

[@TweekMorgan4dictator]

A clone.

[@jayive34]

The Wrex insult was a low blow.

[@kkilla68]

i see what you did there😆😆

[@AdamG1983]

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrex got burnt so bad They felt it on Turchanka too

[@TwistedNerve1]

That's a low blow Loblaw

[@ajjessen5236]

Clone: insults Wrex Wrex: And you're just a- Shepard: (full bodychecks clone, hands around their collar headbutting them into the ground) No. one. insults. my. Bro-gan!!

[@willhornsby206]

Grunt: HIT THEM AGAIN SHEPARD!!

[@jasonbourne528]

I love Tali's reaction: "really really" after all we go through. after all the fuckery we have dealt with this is what pops up now of all times? lol I love Tali

[@jordanwilliams8994]

I feel like Javik's response was a bit tame. "Too many, but I'll be glad to grind yours beneath my feet, just for amusement. You are but a pale imitation of the commander."

[@cloudgirl150]

Gotta love how she comments on both Kaidan and Ashley when the other one is standing right fucking there!

[@torachan23]

Its funny how they are slowly putting their hands down... LOL It looks like they are in a music video about love

[@zlaplaud4037]

At 8:45 tali just stands there as the model citadel falls around her

[@red_cosplay]

1:00 ...is that a giant thermal clip?

[@Khanmanlol]

How I think some of the ME2 squadmates might react... [ _Seeing clone Shepard for first time_ ] Miranda: Honestly, I should have seen this coming... Jacob: Hold on... _two_ Shepards? Mordin: Fascinating... Grunt: Well, I'll be a son of a pyjak... Jack: I've seen a lot of shit in my time, but this...? Samara/Morinth: By the goddess... Thane: How... unexpected. Kasumi: Woah...! Double Shepards...! Zaeed: I'm gonna need a bigger pay... Legion: *Attempting to process new information.* [ _A clone_ ] Most party members: A clone... Legion: *A duplicate.* [ _Then why are you trying to kill us_ ] Mordin: Unclear. Why try to kill us? Legion: *What reason do you seek to terminate us?* [ _Insults_ ] "Like you, Miranda Lawson. You're only valued for your looks and being a - how did Jack say it? - a "Cerberus cheerleader". "Like you, Jacob Taylor. Honestly, I don't know what to say to you, you're _that_ boring." "Like you, Dr. Mordin Solus. How does it feel being the greatest mass murderer in galactic history?" "You possess Shepard's looks and attributes, but lack his/her principles. A pale imitation." "Like you, Urdnot Grunt. Without your genes or your little helpers, you'd just be another krogan." "Like you, Jack. Underneath that tough exterior, you're just scared little girl, aren't you?" "Like you, Samara. You killed your own monster of a daughter to satisfy your _code_ ." "Like you, Samara... if that is who you _really_ are." "Like you, Thane Krios. Your only contribution to the galaxy is killing people and not much else." "Like you, Kasumi Goto. You're just a petty thief trying to play hero." "Like you Zaeed Massani. I would have left you to die on that day. Would have done us all a favor, really." "Like you, Legion. I would have handed you off to Cerberus. We don't need anymore synthetics running around." " *You are a copy of questionable quality to Shepard-Commander.* " [ _No one will ever believe you're the real Shepard_ ] Mordin: Change in temperament and allegiances. Unlikely that others will believe you are the genuine thing. Legion: *Outside observers will not to accept you as the true Shepard-Commander.*

[@husleman]

Man, this DLC had the toughest boss fight in the entire game. .. .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................If you want spoilers, click the read more button below................................................... ...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................You end up fighting the copy shepard and her team, but the thing is, she has your exact skills, and she will use all of them against you. The stronger you are, the stronger the copy shepard is. And I came into this fight at level 60 with all skills but one maxed out, playing as a vanguard on insanity. When she'd biotic charge me, and hit me with a nova and then a shotgun blast, next thing I know, the game is asking me if I want to reload the last save..........................fuck.

[@Life4Ninja]

Being engineer wasn't easy too, my clone was spamming his drones and looked like if he had infinite medpacs.

[@Life4Ninja]

Sorry medpac is from SW: Knights of the Old Republic i meant medi-gels.

[@KSAlejo]

I guess that depends. With my vanguard it was fun, but with my infiltrator it was hilariously easy. The AI doesn't make use of the insane headshot damage a fully loaded Widow with tactical cloaking can do. Then again, almost all game is hilariously easy with the inflitrator.

[@AdamG1983]

That's nothing. Try Armax Arena playing with Mirror enemy. Good fucking night.

[@supervegito2277]

I was going infiltrator and had problems cause i couldnt find him

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

It's a nice touch that only Vega and Javik refer to You as The Commander instead of just Shepard when they say "No one will believe you're Shepard". I like how it subtlety reminds you that they're the newest crew members and that all the others have known you long enough that they're comfortable​ just using your name instead of your​ title like Vega and Javik do. I don't know if it's intentional or coincidental, or if it's simply their preferred way of speaking but I like it either way.

[@szskits9786]

A clone.

[@FanimusMaximus]

A clone.

[@RoyalMudcrab]

A BOMB!!!

[@Yumi-vy9lf]

Oh, crap...

[@bludgerabled]

+SZskits a clone?

[@356MONKEYMAN]

+Cap'n Marty OMG, JC!

[@kevinbernardini9176]

3:45 Ok guys we get it, it's a clone

[@MrSmilingDeath]

This is all well and good, but I think this video needs that Volus pizza guy.

[@datemasamune2904]

The crew members look like they're doing yoga, when reacting to Clone Shepherd.

[@davemarx7856]

Shepherd calls her ship, clone stops transmission. Clone calls the ship, shepherd... stands and watches? Not even a "hey what the fuck! ?"

[@georgemills-burrows7052]

got to be honest those tali and wrex burns made me chuckle

[@kevinbernardini9176]

+Nwah Nerevar After hearing that i remember thinking this "Ohhh now it's personal, no one speaks like that to my Tali, this bitch is going down" and my Shepard was a male so the "bitch is going down" line was a double insult to that asshole

[@hellsmith6249]

TaurusBull13 you can call man a butch as well. I had a romance with Tali as MS so it went personal.

[@kartikayysola]

She did NOT just call Garrus a burnt-out cop.......>:-(

[@hellsmith6249]

Well, he kinda is, he more of the vigilante and a commander than a cop.

[@puddinsss]

Did she lie though? LOL

[@starlightmoone]

The two times this mission got personal: When she insulted Garrus and Tali When she messed with my hamster

[@ThePacificFrog]

Lolololol when they all saw the Shepard clone and putting their hands down, it's like they were doing yoga or something hahahaha nice editing there man ;)

[@masonhale7074]

it's apart of the dlc there was no editing in the motion.

[@Sniperk1TTY]

"In the old days, we has at least five minutes before the mission went south!"

[@trivialattire8911]

Tali does not give a fuck. 8:44 Also, why is this repeated four times?

[@esmac1550]

It would've been cool if each squad-mate had a custom reply to the clone's remarks. Ashley and Kaiden could have said something like "He/she was twice the soldier you'll ever be', rather than have everyone saying the same thing.

[@MovieguruThe]

Everyone Say it with me! a clone

[@hanwenlew4425]

A CLONE

[@stepienmaximilian]

A Clone?

[@aeronblack9249]

A clone

[@Morosung]

a clone

[@alecodd169]

a clone

[@masterbison8957]

"You travel with fascinating comp-"Ah,whoops.Wrong video.

[@catsndogs98]

5:46 well it’s true, she’s never seen Garrus “War God,” Vakarian in action.

[@crishernandez6657]

Merc: Shepherd brought the whole crew! Wrex: RAGH! Merc: OH SHIT! THEY GOT A KROGAN!! 😂😂😂

[@lastxwriter]

"Damn, this gig just gets weirder all the time." Yeah, pretty much.

[@nmn5550]

5:28 Evil Shepard: Like you, Major Alenko. I would've picked the other one on Virmire. Ashley-Something. Ashley: Hold on... did I miss something? lmao

[@TheWesternFountain]

I wonder what the other squad mates in the past would say. Thane? Kasumi? Zaeed? Grunt? Samara? Mordin? Jack? Legion? We'll never know! Clone Shep would probably insult Thane's lung sickness, Grunt's origin, Jack's origin, something to do with Samara's daughter, Kasumi's dead partner, Mordin's singing maybe, I know nothing about Zaeed.

[@dannyrivera559]

+JokerFarts more like Mordin's trying to fix the genophage that he's helped to create and Zaeed - being kicked from the Blue Suns also I'm surprised that Garruses insult was about C-sec ("burned out, past his prime" while he's like 29?) and not him losing his squad and almost dying on Omega ((

[@hellsmith6249]

Danny Rivera the reason why she pushed towards S-sec was because it’s an official info she got her hands on. Remember, she got thrown away straight away, and she had no way to get info from Cerberus or Alliance, so she found official info, and nobody knows (except the crew) that Garrus was an Archangel.

[@Shade01982]

@@hellsmith6249 Actually, they did know. During the fight, one of the mercs makes a comment about recognizing him as Archangel.

[@mokarichu]

"I'd have picked the other one on Virmire. Ashley-something?" *Ashley's standing right there*

[@Xamuswing]

5:30 Ash: I'm right fucking here, you know...

[@TheDoctorOfThrills]

AW SHIT TALI SAID SOMETHING DIFFERENT

[@j.vinton4039]

“See you at the party princesses” Hahaha I love Wrex!

[@nyetloki]

The venom in Tali's voice. CHEAP IMITATION INDEED

[@paulmares9815]

A clown

[@TheFirestar2323]

Thought i was the only one who heard it...

[@Syisulis]

I never thought i'd be saying this but i'm looking forward to killing myself LMAO only in mass effect the writing is so good

[@jier9904]

Syisulis Solease this DLC writing is full of jokes an a tad bit silly though.

[@achmadfasya2363]

Wrex in ME: scary, ruthless bounty hunter, less joke Wrex in Citadel DLC: *Shooting enemy with laughing airheadly*

[@levitan71]

"do you know where i got these scars? feros! vermire! eden prime!"

[@dov2mt]

A Clone.

[@vico.martini]

Berke Gölçük A clone.

[@artur6912]

Constanza Victoria Martini A clone.

[@sebbro9432]

artur6912 A clo... COMBO BREAKER!

[@melvynlennard]

Seb Bro You are just a pale imitation of the real thing.

[@blah007001]

A Clone.

[@cerromeceo]

Wrex should of said "And you just a bitch" lmao

[@diobolikal5739]

Cerrome Afrocanus Wrex: And you're just a lonely pyjak .

[@BeyBattleBoy]

I love how you edit your videos, showing all turnouts, and past events and references they mention. I really enjoy your vids. I subbed.

[@crimsontactical3005]

3:44 totally reminded me of that old SpongeBob episode when Squidward uses the time machine and he's trapped in that purgatory place and those voices keep echoing "Alone, alone, alone... Alone!"

[@radiantblog]

since when is Lieara a cheerleader, too? i think miranda was the one =)

[@SultanOfAwesomeness]

Don't laugh guys but I think that's.. A clone!

[@simranwhitham3075]

No offensive to Jennifer Hale as she is a damm good VO actor but Mark Meer totally nailed this seen hands down the male Shepard does this scene way better IMO.

[@RogerRoger182]

I Always play Femshep because I find Mark Meer's voice acting so disturbingly horrible that I can't listen to itXD. its funny that others find it good. I don't mean this as an insult. Maybe I'm the one who is weird;)

[@artur6912]

RogerRoger182 Yup Femshep all the way, Hale is just better than Meer, at least for me.

[@eecarter333]

Jen is a goddess of VO. Meer is a good vorcha and a good bi-sexual elven prostitute in the Blooming Rose, but he's just a pale imitation of the real thing.

[@RogerRoger182]

eecarter333 True. but I have to admit, Mark Meer as Shepard gets a lot better during the course of ME. In ME1 he sounds horrific, in 2 he improves and in 3 it is "good enough". But Jennifer Hale is just solid all the way. I don't even think she is "fantastic", in my opinion there are a lot who are better, but like I said...her performance is solid throughout the ME trilogy.

[@eecarter333]

RogerRoger182 often when I can I will often play both genders just to see what happens, ( though I will always gravitate towards femHeroes 1st) I like the 'whole story'. Took me forever to get though DA1 that way lol, but I tried ME1 with mark and I couldn't...I just couldn't listen to him. So I never played him in 2 or 3 and I knew Jen's performance from KotoR as Bastila, and I know she was a little stilted because they made her read it like Mark. They wanted her to sound pretty much the same, that was what she said in a panel at Comic Con anyway. she said she wanted to put a lot more emotion into it but bosses at Biowere wouldn't let her do it that much different than Meer ( maybe Hudson didn't want her to out shinning his golden boy? ) She does a lot of VOs and I'm never disapointed. Hell I buy games because she does a VO even if she isn't the PC, same with Ali yes I' fangirl

[@BelleWordsmith]

I just wanted to say thank you, you are the real MVP for making this hyperspecific video I needed to write my Mass Effect Fan Fiction.

[@Toshimi1043]

Wrex: A clone. James: A clone. Garrus: A clone. Javik: A clone. Ashley: A clone. Kaidan: A clone. Tali: A clone. Liara: A clone. EDI: A clone. WE GET IT, SHE'S A CLONE!!

[@Heruagarwaen]

A clone.

[@j.vinton4039]

A clone

[@christopherfleetwood5252]

Mewtwo: A clone

[@ludrixte1938]

7:54 when someone asks what u thought of ME3’s ending

[@HalfTangible]

6:39 "No, that would be my brother."

[@xXN0SK1LLZXx]

I always found it funny how brooks had really nice armor for a person who never saw action. Made me suspicious even before finding out she was a spy

[@ChanandIerBong]

Uh how are both Kaidan and Ashley in the same room together?

[@kirgeez-gaming]

Thats what I wanna know...

[@WykkedWaze]

they used a mod, probably how they got wrex as a squad member as well.

[@trivialattire8911]

WykkedWaze Wrex is recruited in the DLC, and when the DLC story is over he returns to the war room.

[@WykkedWaze]

Thank you, I just redid the DLC, first time I did, I had only played ME3, so he was not alive. This time I did all 3 games and kept him alive.

[@mstteff]

WTFFF!? Someone explain!? Edit: OK, you can only enable it by modifying your save (www.gamefaqs.com/boards/995487-mass-effect-3/63826851). Don't see much point to it though...

[@fancyf33t295]

What I love about Wrex in this DLC is that he comes off like the daddy of the group who is finally getting a chance to cut loose.

[@guifire9747]

Her insults to EDI is weird considering the clone herself was made in a lab, they have a pretty similar backgrounds

[@bagr565]

"Like you, Major Alenko. I would`ve picked the other one on Virmire. Ashley Something?... Ashley stands besides him... HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@raylast3873]

Liara: is the Shadow Broker Clone: you‘re pretending to be a soldier Liara: Errr...no, I‘m pretending not to be the Shadow Broker you idiot

[@Stranger242-2]

how is there ashely and kaiden on this scene at 3:09?

[@Crunkles1119]

*clones reveals herself* Tali: Really? Really?!

[@thatguyluke242]

She sounds so done

[@Spartan_5271]

Clone: Like you Major Alenko. I would've picked the other one on Virmire. Ashley-something? Ashley: Bitch, I'm standing right here

[@sporebyosoch]

then why do you want tequilas?!!

[@AshlandTalos]

"A clone." "A clone." "A clone." "A clone." "A clone." "A clone." "A clone." "A clone." "A clone."

[@alexrecrem9094]

"In the old days we went atleast 5 minutes before the mission went to shit" Yeah thats bullshit Wrex

[@otter4370]

8:39 Back and forth, back and forth *suddenly Tali appears*