Meanwhile… Boston’s Annoying Accent | Drink Til You Puke at Brunch | Snoop Got Ed Sheeran High

Meanwhile… Bostonians have the nation’s most annoying accent, a San Francisco bar will fine you if you vomit at brunch, and Ed Sheeran got super high backstage with Snoop Dogg.
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Stephen Colbert brings his signature satire and comedy to THE LATE SHOW with STEPHEN COLBERT, the #1 show in late night, where he talks with an eclectic mix of guests about what is new and relevant in the worlds of politics, entertainment, business, music, technology and more. Featuring bandleader Louis Cato and “THE LATE SHOW band,” the Peabody Award-winning and Emmy Award-nominated show is broadcast from the historic Ed Sullivan Theater. Stephen Colbert took over as host, executive producer and writer of THE LATE SHOW on Sept. 8, 2015.

[@sundawg911]

I honestly love how Stephen shows so much love to the band. Not just one member but to all.

[@darishopkins2573]

Yeah it's cool but also boring because who cares about the band. Not why we're here.

[@poocrafter2]

Fun fact those squirrel lawyers scored higher on the bar than half of Trump's law team

[@davidgreen3723]

Only half??

[@annieclaire2348]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@minxiv7]

🤣👍

[@miabellaful]

😂😂😂

[@darinz7182]

You're awfully generous with the quality of Trumps legal team.

[@Rwededyet]

It seems to me that if you have 80 hawks hanging around your property, you should be checking to see if you're a character in a Stephen King novel

[@LindaC616]

Or have a rat problem. Gonna check local news to see where this was

[@stevenmoore3480]

prolly shouldn't murder them all for nothing though...

[@LindaC616]

@@SusanKay- Kevin!

[@secheclare]

Good point.

[@acmelka]

We stopped at a gas station outside of Tokyo. I was so impressed with the toilet, i made my wife go in. She thanked me. Seeing such a thing is like having blinders taken off, public toilets can be spotlessly clean, comfortable (heated seats), unlocked and astetically pleasing. Who could imagine?

[@bobxyzp]

Some Japanese public toilets are just a hole in the floor that you have to squat over, no seat at all. It’s truly the best and worst of times

[@buzz5969]

I certainly remember my first time on the Toire just as I did my first LOVE HOTEL visit. It was wild. Lived and worked there in various places in Japan for over a decade. I had no desire to return back to the States lol but was forced back. Best country to live in, in my opine, hands down! Bery minimal crime, fully updated infrastructure, roadways and Any form of public transportation was reliable to be ontime, everytime.🇺🇸✌🏻🍻

[@checkN8]

When I spent a week in Japan in 1972, the toilets were a hole in the floor …in a tiny box room. Men and women stood in long lines to use the same toilets. Glad things got wonderful! 😊

[@nicolad8822]

@@buzz5969Well until a tsunami or earthquake hits, thousands die and a nuclear reactor has a meltdown.

[@sophierobinson2738]

@@buzz5969You won’t believe what the drivers of that wonderful transportation system go through. If they are even one second late, they are severely disciplined.

[@lauriejean9306]

These writers have been saving it up. I can't stop laughing!

[@alexmccaleb2152]

That one about 'Hard Time' was it for me

[@notsure1969]

After a long six months, Meanwhile is like a visit from an old friend.

[@lindaaphillippi7015]

I liked the “ snake in my boot” bit. Also. The horse manure can get in more easily too

[@beebuzz959]

Gotta watch where you kick.

[@luketallman891]

Snoop getting Ed Sheeran so high he couldn't see after going blunt for blunt with Russell Crowe is the story I needed right now

[@gravityking]

And they landed that joke with a cookie.

[@CorePathway]

Don’t most civilians get a contact high just by being in Snoop’s presence?

[@ElGordo1959]

@@gravityking only a Ginger can call another Ginger 🙂kzbin.info/www/bejne/roanc62ha6tresUsi=n9Pf5L2EI_dcRSWE

[@juliapriest8331]

​@@CorePathwayI love the concept that Snoop is on such a level that people (like me) being within double arms distance would be considered collateral damage 😂

[@gardnerhill9073]

I laughed for ten solid minutes because Ed DOES look like a gingerbread man who wished to be a real boy

[@mikeallosso]

Stephen Colbert is and forever will be an honorary Bostonian for his heartfelt and healing ❤️ words after the Boston Marathon bombing. COLBERT 💪 STRONG!!!

[@squirrelbusken-cv4wy]

I wasn't watching seven back then. Do you know what episode number it is? I would like to go back and watch it.

[@mikeallosso]

@@squirrelbusken-cv4wy 4/16/13

[@mikeallosso]

You can google keywords, Colbert Boston Marathon

[@Joelswinger34]

Yes! I loved that monologue!

[@rikkiechambers4959]

And this segment makes me so very thankful for the writers , tho Stephen delivers it with such expertise , it’s the writers that make meanwhile all that it is .. a wonderful word salad for my soul ! I love this segment and I’m so glad y’all are back 💜😊

[@Coastfog]

Yeah, SC's and Meyers' writers have such distinct flavors that really let their respective hosts shine, it's good to have them all back.

[@jamesfinzer5669]

Yep meanwhile and A loser look have a similar tone. Love em both but don't forget Kimmel

[@beebuzz959]

Thank you for your support!

[@Coastfog]

@@jamesfinzer5669 I believe *A Loser Look* was a segment on Corden

[@jamesfinzer5669]

@@Coastfog yeah auto correct. My bad. Also never watched much Corden.. but now he's gone so I'll never know I guess

[@SpaceForceCommander]

While using the Japanese bathroom, Dorothy said “I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore” to the Toto toilet.

[@CorePathway]

“I pass the gas here in Tokyo, Gonna take a lot some time to do the thing I need to do Ooh Ooh, doo doo.”

[@oncewaswerth]

We're in a common law marriage

[@brograb898]

Snoop dogg is on record saying the only time he tapped out smoking pot was with that 90-year-old red headed stranger, Willie Nelson.

[@christopherweise438]

"I'll never smoke weed with Willie again." - Toby Keith

[@carolakelleski7905]

🔥Yes Willie is still the 🔥man😂😂😂

[@stone1andonly]

I would happily smoke up with Willie at least once. They might have to pour me off of that tour bus, but it would be *soooooooooooo* worth it!

[@msharmony2001]

I doubt that any doughnuts found their way to the refrigerator at Snoopdog's home.

[@dmcloren]

😂😂

[@achyleftistwitch]

I've missed clapping like a seal to Colbert 😂 Also, I remember a Walgreens worker near me telling me about all the pharmacy workers they see crying in the break room 🙃 yeah, sounds like a reason not to do pharmacy there

[@nomadicroadrat]

Despite the employees crying, we do all our pharmaceuticals at Walgreens w.c. CVS employees cutting their wrists in their restroom is such a downer

[@stephen3164]

Florida man was initially hard to find. He wasn’t in his apartment, but rather in the back yard, pitching a tent. Last checked, things were looking up for him, and he seemed very excited to be getting arrested. (or he was just happy to see the cops)

[@Xanderbelle]

He thought they were taking him to see Matt gaetz

[@beebuzz959]

@@Xanderbelle or was it a 13 year old donut in his pocket?

[@parodoxal1]

Alright, the gingerbread cookie joke was the funniest since all of you guys have been back. Probably because Ed does look like a gingerbread cookie. 😂😂😂

[@p.b.2286]

The only man to ever smoke Snoop under the table was Willie Nelson. Good luck Crowe 😂

[@bobxyzp]

I would’ve paid good money to be at that Snoop-Crowe-Sheeran sesh

[@RaccCity55]

Just for the contact high.

[@XiaolinDraconis]

Fucking ALL of the money. Blowed my mind hearing Russell Crowe was throwing down, Ed actually thought he would keep up with old heads 😂

[@vincewatkins8439]

www.google.com/search?q=snoop+v+willie+weed&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:0dc5a9b3,vid:FOkriRYnb18,st:0

[@majorasmask5523]

Never knew a 77 year old could be a hardened criminal.

[@freya8133]

Ha ha ha

[@robguttridge6591]

He's looking at a stiff sentence.

[@scottlund4562]

@77 if he goes in too long he could die...without seeking medical help that is...

[@batgurrl]

As a Brooklynite, I found Stephen’s Boston accent, while exaggerated, to be quite good😊

[@nadiamccall4311]

I used to live in Boston and I think the voters got it wrong. Rhode Island accent has to be the ugliest one I have EVER heard. Think Family Guy accent. It's wicked bad

[@jeffreyhanc1711]

Fellow brooklynite here (Windsor Terrace/Kensington) married into a New England family. Nah, respectfully disagree: the OG Boston accent on my father-in-law can peel the paint off your walls. It’s brutal. Steven’s is far too gentle LOL...

[@KnockOut242]

As a Mainiac I did too

[@timothywalker1388]

I just can't understand how they found Boston's accent mor annoying than yours! Peace and love though 😂

[@batgurrl]

@@jeffreyhanc1711 that’s Hilarious. Very Witty. I’m in Midwood, right near Brooklyn College. Relatively quiet, safe but boring as hell. Nothing that resembles a real restaurant. Could be much worse. I don’t think I ever heard a heavy Boston accent, I should google. The strongest Brooklyn accent I remember was Cindy Lauper in an interview with Ari Melber on MSNBC In his Maverick series ☮️🙏🏼🦇🌊🌊

[@TheLastChickenWing]

These are by far my favorite segments. Kudos to the writers! I bet theyve been saving up!

[@te4186]

I have soooo missed the Late Show with Stephen and Co. Great to have you back :-) A big hello and thank you from the other side f teh pond...

[@lowkey2923]

Love the Crocs boots - when walking through the horse pasture, who wouldn't want holes in their boots?

[@bwenluck9812]

I would be more concerned strolling through a cow pasture.... 😉

[@jeffwatkins352]

SO glad to see Joe back...and some nice CUs. Thank to all concerned! And I'm also glad to know Russell's still his naughty self.

[@drewlovelyhell4892]

Frosty is awesome. I hope we get a hundred more like him.

[@LillikoiSeed]

The Ed Sheeran bit was Gold

[@autumbreeze1129]

Stephen: Who refrigerates donuts? Me who has a sibling that worked at Krispy Kreme years ago: well...

[@mysticsuzi]

Freezer. My sister brought home a HUGE box of donuts for the freezer every night for a year. I gained 30 pounds in the 7th grade. That was rough and donuts still make me burp to this day. I am old.

[@brothajohn]

I almost snarfed my coffee at just the headline of Ed Sheeran and Snoop Dog!😂😂😂

[@franimal86]

The intro to meanwhile could be the full skit and I’d be down for it

[@brothermine2292]

It's not just donuts. Bread too doesn't store well in a refrigerator. That's why the breadbox (a.k.a. bread bin) was invented.

[@veramae4098]

I was sad when I inherited the family farm house and the breadbox was gone. [sigh]

[@amberandrews6842]

Truthfully the bread box started before even the icebox. To keep bugs and rats out of the bread

[@brothermine2292]

@@amberandrews6842 : Keeping vermin away was a *secondary* benefit, if I'm correctly interpreting what I've read... the primary purpose was to help the bread keep more days before going stale or moldy. Can you cite a source to support your claim that breadboxes were invented primarily to protect the bread from vermin?

[@JBond-zf4dj]

​@@brothermine2292 would make sense. Same reason canopy beds were invented. Vermin poop protectors.

[@gardnerhill9073]

Freezer. Frozen bread stays fresher longer.

[@richardhoover4471]

So good to have Stephen back!😂

[@terryg4415]

Note to self: don’t drink tea, or anything else when watching Stephen. I came so close to spewing it all over my screen at the gingerbread joke.

[@daviegriffin3539]

*I never eat nor drink anything at all whenever I am watching **_Colbert or South Park..._** ever.* 🤭🤪🤣 Cheers 🍻 from México! 🇲🇽

[@merlapittman5034]

Yeah, there's no way I eat or drink during a Meanwhile segment. The chances of a sudden spit take are just too high!

[@m.p.2534]

You're right, though in my case, I did once choked on water because one of the multiple jokes Mr. Colbert said was so good it had nearly made me laugh my life out. 😅

[@PitFriend1]

The Florida Man with all the ED pills defense is that he was just holding them for Matt Gaetz.

[@NoProbablyNot]

I am impressed with these writers' product. I hope they will decide to keep it up!

[@RogueJuYi]

I just wanted to say that I fucking love Stephen Colbert!

[@oceanwoods]

“Bas relief” That’s a deep dig!

[@ruthbennett7563]

“Um, actually” it’s pretty shallow on the surface.😂😂😂

[@katthefantastic]

That guys gonna love those squirrels....until they try to take over his house this winter.

[@elizabeth_777]

I love the Boston accent 🤗

[@ericminch]

The holes in those Croc boots are not big enough for any dangerous snakes. Just about the right size, though, for a herd of pesky scorpions.

[@babsgalv6556]

Your writers were incandescent this time. We missed you so much!!😢

[@russellzauner]

Famous last words: "I don't partake but I don't want to seem rude"

[@SpaceForceCommander]

Hawk shooter was nuts for squirrels.

[@angeladawn805]

Welcome back dear writers, life's be very ordinary without you.

[@Scarygirl-TCB13]

As an Australian... I Heart the Boston accent!

[@Ivehadenuff]

Thank you for your support of our accent.

[@bunnyfernwood]

Thanks, we love yours too!

[@Leightr]

Japan is a land of dichotomies. You may go into a public restroom and get the auto-cleaning musical robo-toilet, or you may just find a porcelain hole in the floor.

[@youtubesucks898]

This is true. At least it used to be some 20/25 years ago when I was there.

[@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou]

The hole in the floor is biomechanically better for you.

[@youtubesucks898]

@@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou , tell that to me when you're 50+ years old. Getting down is easy when you're older. It's the getting back up part that becomes more problematic. Lol

[@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou]

@@youtubesucks898 Japan is the oldest society in the world. Their elders don't have any problem squatting because they continue doing it their whole life.

[@youtubesucks898]

@@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou , ok. Lol. My guess is it's more because older people in Japan are more likely to live at home and they probably don't venture out as much. Their family is likely to take care of them so they don't need to use public toilets as much. They probably have access to better accommodations for older people at home and if they do venture out they probably have someone to help them get back up. Hopefully your toilet holes in the floor have grab bars at least.

[@yurielcundangan9090]

The party of “personal responsibility” is too cowardice to take personal responsibility🎉

[@CarrieMHB222]

Getting too high suuuucks. The panic and the never-ending-ness of it.

[@JewelyAnna]

Joe Saylor👏🏼👏🏼💕

[@TouchofShunshine]

Meanwhile had me laughing so much.

[@FrankBenlin]

Snoop wins every time.

[@ButterfatFarms]

"On Monday, Snoop appeared on SiriusXM's Let's Go! with Tom Brady, Larry Fitzgerald and Jim Gray and - in between football talk - Brady had a question for the rapper. "Snoop, what was the most stoned you've ever been in your whole life?" the Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback asked, to which the rapper replied: "With Willie f---ing Nelson." "We was in Amsterdam on 4/20, and he was doing a concert out there," he told the hosts. "So, we went back to his hotel room, and we was playing dominoes." "Me and him were playing dominoes one-on-one," Snoop continued. "He whooping my ass, and I'm just getting higher and higher and higher. He just keep passing it to me, and I'm like, 'This old motherf---er's outsmoking me.'" The "Drop It Like It's Hot" rapper, 51, said that he wanted to stop smoking but couldn't because he didn't "wanna show no signs of weakness!"

[@MO-fu7vi]

Watching from Australia and Maxwell Frost impressive young man 👍

[@laalaa99stl]

Missed opportunity for a Bill Burr cameo reppin' the Boston accent.

[@debbiedoodiedandi]

Or John Krasinski

[@LindaC616]

​@debbiedoodiedandi but he's so nice ...Bill can make it sound more annoying by choosing annoying content as well

[@notsure1969]

"You one bridge having-ass peice of shit town! You had a boxing legend, Joe Fraser, but you build a statue of an Italian midget?!!"

[@bethgoldman2560]

Or Matt Damon, or Steve Carrell

[@LindaC616]

@@bethgoldman2560 Carrell is from Boston!?

[@Juicexlx]

Lol! At Snoop Dog & Russell for being the modern Cheech & Chong

[@jkbc]

came out of the toilet in Japan ( including the on in the airport) felt like a brand new person LOL

[@donkee011]

I wish I could be a fly on the wall in that blunt smoking competition room.

[@philoctetes_wordsworth]

We have met the Roman Empire where they lay-the vomitorium.

[@vanessaraices8389]

Im so happy Meanwhile on colbert late night, plz dont stop making us laugh! 😂

[@forestxander]

I live in Portsmouth NH. At the height of the pandemic. The city put a sign up in the middle of downtown that said, "Stay Wicked Fah Apaht".

[@samsepiol05590]

Colbert rules! I love how Cringe Gutfeld who has the same 5 guests on because no one will go on his joke of a show constantly talks about Colbert, Kimmel etc and they never even acknowledge him once 😂

[@dielaughing73]

Fkn who?

[@Cattrix999]

@@dielaughing73 Exactly. who?

[@ButterfatFarms]

His cringe show has as many viewers as Colbert sometimes even more in the late night ratings. So yeah I guess there's a reason they never want to mention him. Most of them are getting their ass kicked in the ratings and he's right there at the top with the best of them. Not a fan myself but the ratings don't lie.

[@ButterfatFarms]

Also if you think he constantly talks about Colbert, Kimmel etc it sounds like you might be watching his cringe show more than you'd like to admit. 😂

[@samsepiol05590]

@@ButterfatFarms Fox owns the ratings all day long. Everyone knows this. Conservatives need to be spoon fed their propaganda 24/7

[@thebasementband8366]

Fun fact life is a journey. We love. And some have hard times. Some good times. All in all we are one

[@dawnintucson]

I adored Japan this summer. The people, the food and the toilets were amazing 100%! 🤣

[@ravenken]

That was the best weed joke I've ever heard. Most of the time the weed jokes are lame (e.g. people acting stupid). This was just funny with that little twist in the end. Glad that the strike is over.

[@screechingwind114]

I Love the Boston Accent...😂

[@maxblum554]

That switching of the mug has to be a secret code to his writers

[@buckyvonbuck2410]

That Kennedy guy from Louisiana. That's brutal.

[@livinginvancouverbc2247]

In the 90s I worked at a company her in Vancouver and a guy with a Boston accent (that he enjoyed working to the max) came in for a job interview. The boss had enough and told him to leave after about two minutes. "There's no f-ing way I can stand a dumbass accent like that" he said in his thick Australian accent (that he enjoyed working to the max)

[@jessicapatton2688]

Haha, I said it out-loud before he did….there’s a snake in my boot. ….croc boots are awful looking lol!

[@HappyLife693]

I love it when Stephen talks to the band, not just the band leader (though I do love Louis Cato).

[@jackv2244]

The one about the old man doing HARD time! 😂😂(Can i get a rimshot) 🥁🥁 good to see you guys back

[@JackPoppy]

"He will do hard time." Bravo.

[@michaelparks7177]

When I worked in McDonalds - 30 years ago - the donuts we sold came in frozen. We kept them in the freezer until we needed them for the next day; and then left them out to thaw overnight…

[@lurklingX]

ahaaaa! the whole crocs segment 🤣

[@LindaC616]

Best bit was the Gingerbread Sheeran

[@troyallen8223]

It's about time while🤓🤣🥳🥳🥳🥳

[@ericbrammer2245]

That Bostonian accent attempt was a 'Wicked Piszzah' ! LOL

[@franciet99]

Love her! She’s awesome!

[@Joelswinger34]

Stephen actually did a pretty good Boston accent!

[@Carewolf]

Intro to segment starts at 1:33

[@TheKalash]

Thank you.

[@stillhere1425]

All accents are cool and interesting. Not necessarily comprehensible , but cool and interesting.

[@VodShod]

the problem with the boots is not the snakes it is the mud.

[@jeannefoster5594]

And the pebbles, and the water.

[@rocketRobScott]

Gingerbread-man Cookies, coming soon to a dispensary near you.

[@cliftonchurch6039]

I couldn't help but notice that those Crock boots didn't seem to have bootstraps. YOUR MOVE, REPUBLICANS!

[@diogenes5654]

snake in the boot was the first time I almost choked on my gum. Gingerbread cookie almost killed me

[@ivonekowalczyk5823]

Idea. Compile all the Meanwhile intros into a book and sell. Donate to world kitchen.

[@opaladwyl]

Hi Joe! Glad you’re back!

[@zeroshadow2468]

My workplace does, apparently _DO_ keep leftover donuts in the fridge.

[@michaelsullivan1262]

I miss, quarantinewhile…

[@sharontaylor4148]

Classic Meanwhile intro ! Nature's broom my antfanny!

[@sharontaylor4148]

And the end... I'm on the fuckin' floor!!!

[@MandosaWright]

Got a clap for the last joke, damn that's cold.

[@dondevice8182]

There’s a sNAKE my BOOB! Given Stephen’s hand gesture!

[@elsergecruz]

Brilliant

[@artel6225]

Yep Japanese toilets different class world class, if ya know ya know. Writings on point😂😂😂😂

[@colleenclements5715]

Really missed MEANWHILE & the intros to it . . . Sooo..... GLAD to watch you again💯

[@chrisclancy6756]

That hawk shooter should go to jail

[@chrissmall6125]

He will face stiff penalties😂

[@ConsciencepartyUSA]

With the squirrels why not give give us your nuts. 😆

[@BDMora]

Oh how is missed you #StephenColbert !! I lol at least 3 or 4 times!!!

[@naomilu9910]

The cookie joke was completely true and that's why it was funny. And how the hell did you know I throw kisses at you and the other boys?

[@MimiYuYu]

I love it. The first 3 stories are about New England.

[@stefanhoimes]

Nêgah Santos is just incredible! Such a fine band!