I recommend looking more into the tumblr thing. It's not about the porn, which is also one of the only places on the internet catering to marginalized groups btw, it's about how the staff chose to side with advertisers over nudity instead of banning the literal neo nazi blogs that people have been complaining about for years. A beautiful lovingly drawn tiddy? Nah. Hatespeech? Sure!
@veegaanmyooon445 жыл бұрын
Banning "hate" speech doesn't make it go away. It just makes it move platforms, likely else where it will get less criticism.
@carlosjaramillo97025 жыл бұрын
@@veegaanmyooon44 If a site allows it to stay on then it has the sites tacit approval. Banning makes it go away from sites that receive a lot of traffic. And sites that where hate speech receives less criticism are sites that are not mainstream and you would have to look hard for them. Why the fuck do you think Alex Jones was bitching about getting kicked off twitter? His site Infowars was still up so Why was he bitching?
@winterx23485 жыл бұрын
@@veegaanmyooon44 correct, but i'm pretty sure the advertisers won't be happy when their brand gets associated with neo nazis and racists. Allowing something to exist is just another form of approval on the website's behalf. Also, hatespeech often leads to harassment, which tumblr has failed time and time again to protect its users from malicious attacks. It's easy to say all those special snowflakes need thicker skin until you're the one being driven off the platform by hordes of screaming idiots for months on end.
@lockergr5 жыл бұрын
And tumblers not even giving us notification that are posts are being flagged, because I don't post porn so any poor post flagged was done incorrectly. So all kinds of my content will be just pulled down because I don't have the time to go back through five years worth of blog pages to fight each one.
@EverythingIsLit5 жыл бұрын
Just wanna point out that Tumblr is banning ALL sensitive content, not just porn, so that meme wouldn't have been okay after the 17th. The ban also includes original work, which will impact a lot of artists who use the site to promote themselves.
@tairneanaich5 жыл бұрын
Tumblr has flagged its own damn announcement post about the ban
@chrisitnepillinger42585 жыл бұрын
Alba Spire hiof hihhh b h b b
@coolieolulu5 жыл бұрын
Did it really???
@hg-qz9ft5 жыл бұрын
It hurt itself in its confusion!
@jadenhensley82735 жыл бұрын
Tumblr go home you're drunk
@celebkiriedhel5 жыл бұрын
If Tumblr could recognise what a nude looks like - it wouldn't be so damning - but so far kittens, deserts, hands, boxes and other assorted things have all be tagged as nudes. Apparently kittens are very smutty.
@ladyorapma5 жыл бұрын
Even text posts... they're so inept.
@kittiekat101055 жыл бұрын
they have literally flagged Ducktales screenshots. because no pants, I guess.
@hannahaidastitcher80985 жыл бұрын
My cross stitch has been flagged too. Yeah, SUPER explicit, that.
@rubykelly23055 жыл бұрын
"Apparently kittens are very smutty." There's a pussy joke in there, but that's beneath me
@daninmills5 жыл бұрын
My favorite is the picture of Jesus I saw flagged. Holy presenting nipples
@WateverWatever045 жыл бұрын
_F E M A L E P R E S E N T I N G N I P P L E S_
@lyricbot85135 жыл бұрын
*tapes pictures of male nipples over nips*
@kiraina255 жыл бұрын
I can only presume that was a failed attempt to be trans-inclusive in their language???
@visceratrocar5 жыл бұрын
Tumblr has flagged pictures of MARIO showing nipples.
@jakarnilson5 жыл бұрын
Tumblr has flagged drawings of fully dressed men in 18th century apparel.
@michaelparker22285 жыл бұрын
Tumblr: we have a bot that detects "flesh colored pixels" at should fix everything!! Users: sounds fake but ok Tumblr: no see, it actually works!! Look it found something just now! *points* Users: Users: that's a picture of a frog
@geekishgir5 жыл бұрын
My dog would have scarfed the whole plate of fries in one. I love this sneaky beast, "maybe if I take just one she won't notice..."
@tuckerbowen46265 жыл бұрын
if it were my dog, there's a non-zero chance he would've knocked the table over
@imperator52285 жыл бұрын
Trust me, as a snack thief, it works.
@libertyann4395 жыл бұрын
What a sweet dog gently taking one fry....
@joanneswartzberg88515 жыл бұрын
Too cute.
@l.a.72745 жыл бұрын
Yeah...sweet and sneaky.
@diamondsngunns885 жыл бұрын
🤗 so pure 💜
@JamesAllmond5 жыл бұрын
really, one of ours scarfed an entire cake, not just one piece...then again, to him, there was only one piece...
@brianc.copper53625 жыл бұрын
in case you missed it, the dog had the recommended portion of 6 fries on that table.
@SandsBuisle5 жыл бұрын
Tumblr: You won't find nudity here. Why not read this racist, genocide-advocating blog instead? That's so much more kid friendly! Don't think I don't see you there, cute picture of a dragon made by an lgbt+ person! You're getting removed!
@NoNameJustWords5 жыл бұрын
They are getting rid of it because people posted child pornography... I would say thats a pretty damned good reason, its not like Pornhub doesn't exist...
@captainxemo38045 жыл бұрын
Some people posting child pornography is not a good reason to nuke half the users on the website.
@laydieelle70695 жыл бұрын
@@NoNameJustWords The problem is they're not getting rid of the perpetrators. They're simply making life difficult for others. MULTIPLE blogs that had nothing to do with child pornography - or any pornography - have also been affected.
@NoNameJustWords5 жыл бұрын
@@captainxemo3804 You are right, its not a good reason, its an excellent reason. Aside from removing pictures of child rape from the world, are you seriously trying to tell me that in the next 12 days people who are afraid for their stuff being "nuked" can't just save their shit and post it on somewhere else like Reddit or Imgur (assuming they haven't already done so, I know if I were an artist I would want to spread that shit all over every picture site in the hopes of getting a commission)? For the sake of removing this filth from the world? You think its acceptable that children have to endure being raped, then have their photos spread all over the internet for the rest of the world to see, you think its okay for a sick pervert to get his jollys off so some artist doesn't lose digital pictures? Digital pictures that almost 100% certainly are not the only place they post such pictures? I think you should reconsider your opinion. Or perhaps keep it to yourself.
@Grimread5 жыл бұрын
@@NoNameJustWords And because people steal from Walmart they should ban shoppers, right? After all, some of their customers are the worst perpetrators!! PS "You think its acceptable that children have to endure being raped, then have their photos spread all over the internet for the rest of the world to see, you think its okay for a sick pervert to get his jollys off so some artist doesn't lose digital pictures?" Let's take a straw poll, shall we? Nope, none of us think that. Making hysterical proclamations is no substitute for reasoned debate. PPS Paedophiles could also "just save their shit and post it on somewhere else like Reddit or Imgur" like anyone else, so it's not tackling the problem. There's no substitute for investigation and prosecution. If you stumble across this type of material you report it. The rest follows as a criminal investigation.
@bebesomething5 жыл бұрын
Tumblr wants to get rid of users. Bye!
@WikeddTung5 жыл бұрын
I had two tumblrs of smut totaling more than 60,000 followers and they were deleted last week. Fuck Tumblr in the ear. Hard. I hope they go under.
@thisdamnthingy5 жыл бұрын
I am so very sorry for your loss.
@snowstrobe5 жыл бұрын
Well, it's now owned by Oath anyway, so good riddance.
@elizabethmatz43565 жыл бұрын
Pornography is misogynistic objectification. Objectification is a form of dehumanization and the first step toward violence if not actual violence. It's blind or willfully hypocritical to write monologues and present monologues that speak against sexual harassment and rape well also at times addressing the sexual degradation of women as a joke. I don't expect all you pornography users to have the first clue to what I'm talking about but I'm saying it anyway.
@snowstrobe5 жыл бұрын
I watch men on porn...
@LightZorel5 жыл бұрын
No more nudes? Well, guess they don't want traffic then. :v
@captainxemo38045 жыл бұрын
Yup. They're about to nuke half their user base.
@pforgottonsoul5 жыл бұрын
@@captainxemo3804 more like all their base.
@daviddelaney24075 жыл бұрын
All their base is no longer belong to them. --Dave, blur out every zig
@biostarkick75 жыл бұрын
Newgrounds crashed from all the new people joining the site. This shit is gonna be hilarious.
@OriginalPiMan5 жыл бұрын
They seem to be killing a lot of stuff that isn't porn too; usually not a total nuke, but still messing with post orders, front pages and feeds (the built in feed and RSS). This will cause the few who don't use Tumblr for porn to leave too.
@EvWuzhere5 жыл бұрын
The tumblr thing is no laughing matter, it connects to bigger uses of persecuting online free expression, especially against lgbt, apple's monopoly on the app store, and violence against sex workers. Honestly this was poor coverage for a serious issue that isnt getting enough serious coverage...
@felinecontrolled5 жыл бұрын
It's a comedy show. What did you expect?
@gabbyc73585 жыл бұрын
At least it's being covered at all
@I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music5 жыл бұрын
I was going to upvote this comment but it had 69 likes.
@CloudsGirl75 жыл бұрын
Oh, I see your priorities, Tumblr. Genitals bad, art theft good. Okay.
@bluestrife285 жыл бұрын
RIP Tumblr. Porn kept you going.
@emmanuelwills37925 жыл бұрын
Real Shit
@renardleblanc55565 жыл бұрын
You hear that wizzing noise just now? That was "the point," and I guess you missed it.
@flashfive125 жыл бұрын
@@emmanuelwills3792 lmfao
@rs-mt6kl5 жыл бұрын
as someone who has an nsfw blog to chronicle her sexcapades, it makes me mad that tumblr is just banning porn instead of, like, doin their damn job and focusing on finding the criminals posting illegal porn.
@onikin5 жыл бұрын
Where do I sign up to be a part of these escapades? Let's make some content! ;p
@MikhailKalashnikovMiG5 жыл бұрын
Do you need help with archiving your content?
@Lastielion5 жыл бұрын
I hope the internet finds a home for you, fellow traveller.
@joseanything5 жыл бұрын
Considering what that illegal porn is, I can't believe this show would photoshop a child holding an (albeit blurred-out) image of a vagina. How many people reporting on and addressing this are missing the point entirely?
@rs-mt6kl5 жыл бұрын
@@joseanything bro, are u new to the internet? did you miss the era of that meme? and the point of the issue, is that tumblr isn't doing this to stop child porn. that's just their excuse so they don't look like greedy money grubbers. The entire community has been asking the staff to take our reporting seriously for literally years. After we report a user, it is supposed to be investigated and handed over to authorities, so they can do something to actually help get rid of the problem at the source. The reason they're doing this now is because Apple has decided to remove the tumblr app from its shop because it's not 'family friendly'. So, instead of just coming out and saying, "we're banning all porn and burning 80% of our current users, because we're lazy and want money without doing the work," they're pretending they're trying to do the right thing. Which it isnt, really. because it doesnt help the problem at all. The pedophiles aren't being tracked or caught now, they're just moving platforms. Like all the innocent kinky people now have to, too.
@aking36245 жыл бұрын
I could watch the puppy stealing fries All Day!!!💕😸🍟
@davidchristie66765 жыл бұрын
That dog is such a good boy. You only took one!? He just wanted to share!!!
@Tmanaz4805 жыл бұрын
And he was careful to not contact any of the others or the plate!
@LLawrah5 жыл бұрын
Stephen called it “Jif”. I’m not ok right now
@faceoctopus45715 жыл бұрын
Did you express your disapproval in the form of a down vote? I know I did!
@kennybrightwell18775 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows the correct way to say it is “jgyf”.
Might just as well pronounce it Me-Me while he is at it!
@oscara84545 жыл бұрын
@@kennybrightwell1877 the guy who created the GIF format pronounces it jif but he is still fucking wrong.
@emmasprague54655 жыл бұрын
holy shit i never thought i’d see tumblr being brought up on this or any other show
@mushnoodle5 жыл бұрын
Every now and then a webpage does something so profoundly stupid that it's just worth a mention.
@pkunkbwok5 жыл бұрын
Don't expect to hear about it much longer, is all I'm saying
@kamy24255 жыл бұрын
Tumblr's system to ban these things is so BAD! There's a drawing that is was just a scribble of nonsense and somehow it got flagged! There's so many artists that got their art flagged even if it's not porn! And artists that make a living drawing porn now had to find a different place to share their art for their job!
@wolframstahl12635 жыл бұрын
ERMAHGERD! IT'S BLERRED!
@SyzygyNoon5 жыл бұрын
NERR IT'S NERRT, IF YERR YURSE YUR IMERGERNERSHERN!
@ProjectFlashlight6125 жыл бұрын
Durka durrrrrrr!
@laydieelle70695 жыл бұрын
Tumblr is just a giant... ...* blurred for viewer "safety" *
@prettyevil66620005 жыл бұрын
Is that a sand dune or a drawing of a raptor? swear I've seen more SFW stuff flagged erroneously by their stupid bot than porn flagged by it at this point.
@laydieelle70695 жыл бұрын
@@prettyevil6662000 Sorry. According to tumblr rules, I can't un-blur it for you.
@igorschmidlapp69875 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean "GUY-ant"? ;-P
@laydieelle70695 жыл бұрын
@@igorschmidlapp6987 Lol.
@lockergr5 жыл бұрын
It was a hairless cat. Definitely a hairless cat because that's all kinds of skin in that shit's getting flagged.
@campbellholder25615 жыл бұрын
Oh, just to be clear: the Tumblr ban isn't what you'd call...discriminating. In fact, Tumblr staff's post about taking down porn was flagged as porn, and will not be available after December 17th.
@Liur.5 жыл бұрын
Deleted my Tumblr today, mixed feelings, but wtf are they thinking...
@robertstuart4805 жыл бұрын
They aren't.
@lockergr5 жыл бұрын
About their advertising revenue, or Verizon is. So they're causing hell flagging all the posts of people like me who don't post any type of porn ever. Anything flesh-colored seems to get flagged.
@rageracerriley95905 жыл бұрын
At this rate, the mainstream media is gonna have to talk about Tumblr soon enough...
@ForeverMe5435 жыл бұрын
RageRacerRiley now all they have is 4 Chan
@rageracerriley95905 жыл бұрын
And even that is not safe either...
@daviddelaney24075 жыл бұрын
nibblebit.com seems to still be there --Dave, don't ask how I know, I might tell you
@rageracerriley95905 жыл бұрын
You don't have to: it's ironically in Russia; besides, I am not Dave...
@Kanggaxx5 жыл бұрын
lol that one woman going crazy about the toy vacuum cleaner that works
@retnavybrat5 жыл бұрын
Sounded like there was more than one. I guess we know what their kids are getting for Christmas. 😁
@recklessroges5 жыл бұрын
I would have loved one as a child. (Might get one for cleaning the car.)
@nocalsteve5 жыл бұрын
The woman is probably a cat owner. Can you imagine e a child with a vacuum cleaner with cats around.
@JJ-kl7eq5 жыл бұрын
Tumblr nudity - This segment titled Meanwhile - Back at the raunch.
@angelleftwing5 жыл бұрын
sucks about tumblr
@micahgmiranda5 жыл бұрын
I know. Where'm I gonna get my dragonkin futa gifs now? There's only like 100 million porn sites left.
@biostarkick75 жыл бұрын
Micah Miranda And yet none of those porn sites have the same robust and welcoming NSFW community as tumblr. Don't be an asshole.
@micahgmiranda5 жыл бұрын
Sorry. I am an asshole. I am in therapy though. I don't really participate in communities so I hadn't considered that.
@conspiracypanda12005 жыл бұрын
@@micahgmiranda Hey, you seem to be cool at least. Not many people can suck it up and admit to possible personal faults on the internet. Have a good day man.
@vilena53085 жыл бұрын
Well, that dog WAS taking the prescribed amount of six fries...
@kenzie-.-5 жыл бұрын
That's weird his safety was off. Maybe he had some beef with someone in the meat section.
@Tmanaz4805 жыл бұрын
He shoulda had an IWB holster.
@kenzie-.-5 жыл бұрын
Tmanaz480 is that a cannon in your pants? 😂 Sorry. We're open carry and they still find ways to shoot themselves. Wear it on your gold chain next to your Jesus piece.
@gabbyc73585 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy he's talking about Tumblr
@lawrencedoliveiro91045 жыл бұрын
2:30 Trouble is, there is no safe direction for a gun in any position where it is lying against the human body, with or without a proper holster. This is why self-inflicted injuries are such a high proportion of gun injuries.
@WildwoodClaire15 жыл бұрын
I have never seen one second of "Friends" and I feel my life has been enhanced by the experience. In fact, the absence of "Friends" watching has been almost as crucial to my happiness as assiduously avoiding "Seinfeld."
@beckv85265 жыл бұрын
That pup, omg! Love, love, love. Love.
@natarajboina75255 жыл бұрын
That dog stealing french fries is the best thing i have seen today!!!
@FLyyyT_5 жыл бұрын
Dog is fine...there's 6 fries there.
@mark-j-adderley5 жыл бұрын
That dog for President !
@OpusTheLeftie5 жыл бұрын
My boy Mark over here makin' rounds.
@Rainy-In-The-Desert5 жыл бұрын
1- that vacuum idea is genius, seriously it's amazing. 2- what is this Tumbler thing?
@heyheytaytay5 жыл бұрын
ERMAHGERD IT'S A VERGERNA! dead.
@pmoore45295 жыл бұрын
The pup taking the fries is too cute!
@buffypython5 жыл бұрын
That kids' vacuum will be recalled immediately b/c some kid gets their hair sucked up in it just like those Cabbage Patch dolls in the late 90s
@TheAntiSanta5 жыл бұрын
Rest in Peace, tumblr.
@pierrebonnard9905 жыл бұрын
The French Fry dog was priceless!
@tonyhawkings5 жыл бұрын
I like how there are 6 fries on the plate for the dog.
@starwarssiblings81515 жыл бұрын
That video of the dog was so precious
@michaelparker22285 жыл бұрын
I use Tumblr and tbh it has been going downhill for a while. Rampant pedophilia and Nazi garbage being spread around, horrible updates, and bot overloads. Love the memes that are coming from this
@Trottah5 жыл бұрын
ERMAHGERD, the dog had exactly 6 fries.
@mdudegamer5 жыл бұрын
Vergerna had me rolling. Man, it's been a while since I've seen that meme, come to think of it. On the topic of french fries, I feel obligated to point out that when people eat french fries, it's not expected to be a healthy addition to their meal. Ergo, when you get right down to it a "healthy portion" doesn't really apply here. Also, different metabolisms and all that.
@Tmanaz4805 жыл бұрын
Fries offend both the low carb and the low fat eaters.
@thesiblings81245 жыл бұрын
Yo, a bunch of us are staying to watch tumblr go down. It's going to be a beautiful shit show.
@marbleswan66645 жыл бұрын
Oxford just announced you can only have 6 bottles of vodka
@johnnybadboy34755 жыл бұрын
When you hear “who is alive” before a story you know it’s going down.
@antivanquishableomnitriump73235 жыл бұрын
the dog & fries got me
@jwickham655 жыл бұрын
1. I love dogs more with each little video clip. 2. That plate had six fries.
@h3llrazah4205 жыл бұрын
Been using tumblr for years its shame its gonna die. RIP Tumblr
@sailtheplains5 жыл бұрын
4:08 Awwww! What a good puppy!!!!!! And smart! Nice!
@chinae.28295 жыл бұрын
That extra long frie bit was so funny.😂🤣
@TheEldritchStrom5 жыл бұрын
My Brother is the Senior Director of Engineering for Tumblr. They probably just got tired of looking at endless screens of genitalia to make sure none of it is Underage so they were like, "Screw it, we're done." Somewhere there is a very haunted Technician.
@sba05295 жыл бұрын
OMG - that dog stealing a fry!
@WolfkinNorthclaw5 жыл бұрын
That doggy is adorable.
@Cypresssina5 жыл бұрын
Oh the things that will go "missing" only to end up in that vacuum.
@Operation_FUBAR5 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe the Staff finally fucked up so badly that Tumblr is being talked about irl. 😒
@toneo83855 жыл бұрын
I'm way too stoned for this😂😂😂
@WWZenaDo5 жыл бұрын
Shot himself in the groin inside a Walmart? DARWIN Award!! The meat section is just icing on the cake.
@erickruckenberg87165 жыл бұрын
That dog is my spirit animal
@CyberDocUSA5 жыл бұрын
Hasbros Gutter Cleaning Jamboree playset would attract the IRS police quicker than at a kid's lemonade stand.
@Dynaman215 жыл бұрын
I do like how this insanity proved that the only reason people put up with half the crap on Tumblr was for the porn.
@fearless4him5955 жыл бұрын
Dynaman21 It’s exposing a lot of people. 😂
@hannahaidastitcher80985 жыл бұрын
My big issue is that tumblr is flagging posts as explicit when they're really not. I've had twenty text posts marked as explicit, which are me talking about a TV program. "She looked at Noah and Leanna in the cafe." That was a text post that was marked as explicit. "She's absolutely right" was another one that got marked explicit. Sure, get rid of all the porn, I don't give af about that. But marking posts like that explicit is just hurting users who will move to other platforms. I don't want to continually have my shitty text posts reviewed because they're coming up as explicit when they're obviously not.
@conspiracypanda12005 жыл бұрын
The bots they've set up are flagging things that don't even have nudity in them. Art and tutorial blogs suffer the most from false flagging, at it means they cannot keep advertising their products or personal pages. There's also been a wave of porn bots flooding in that the staff has failed to prevent, even though plenty of legit users are getting purged. I'm honestly so sick of seeing writing prompts or pallet mixing tutorials only to find that the comments are all bots saying "w4nna fUck h3r? CL1CK H3R3!" PS: If you flag a bot that spams on a post instead of going to their spam blog and reporting them, the staff will automatically flag/delete the post that was commented on, even if it's totally sfw!
@lockergr5 жыл бұрын
I hated the porn on there. I would only find it when some stupid as shit person would decide to follow me and I would definitely look them up to see if they were another person in my fandom. I'll be so glad to see all the pornbots go, but that's not just what they're doing. They're flagging all kinds of safe posts because they are have a little skin color to them or something else that they're dumb as shitbot thanks looks like porn.
@lockergr5 жыл бұрын
Hannah Aida Stitcher Exactly! And the problem is is that there's no way that we have the time to go back through and find all the posts that they flagged over our years and years of blogging. They give you no notification that they have flagged something. Have they done that maybe it wouldn't be such a pain in the ass.
@auntymammalia93845 жыл бұрын
Oh, Lord, Stephen Colbert you are a treasure. I so heart you.
@enriquevaldeza5 жыл бұрын
Ha.. There's always a nut with a gun
@debpatterson46455 жыл бұрын
this gun nut may now be missing his nut
@peege-ayclarke55115 жыл бұрын
I had to pause .. and come down here to say xtra long 's made me bust out loud laughing . I'm a disabled war vet with near nothing . The you in youTube makes me like you and you Tube. Bless ya!
@2close2themoon5 жыл бұрын
Stephen! You forgot the best part! Tumblr will also start banning any pictures or illustrations with "female-presenting nipples." We Tumblristas are calling it Nipplegate. And posting more nipples in 24 hours than I have seen in my entire, female-presenting life!!
@DembaiVT5 жыл бұрын
omg, I might actually go have a look at this...
@Reydriel5 жыл бұрын
Are they worth checking out? Asking for a friend...
@InitialDIYmods5 жыл бұрын
THE SHOCK ON MY WIFE'S FACE WHEN I SAID "Yes... vodka is made from potatoes..." Then she checked google to make sure I wasn't lying LOL
@unvergebeneid5 жыл бұрын
"My niece has been faking it." Boy that sounds wrong 🤢
@CloudsGirl75 жыл бұрын
"When officers arrived at Wal-Mart..." I was expecting the next part to be "they couldn't stop laughing."
@cannibalbananas5 жыл бұрын
Dirt Devil already made working toy vacuums. My daughter had one. It didn't clean much, but it still worked
@lazyperfectionist15 жыл бұрын
"Will they or won't they?! This is the Ross and Rachel of me finding out what happens with Ross and Rachel!" They're _on a break!_
@AcademyNS5 жыл бұрын
A friend's Tumblr posting of herself in front of a female nude marble statue got flagged as inappropriate just today. The Great Sanitizing has begun.
@lindahubbard-brinston67415 жыл бұрын
OMG!!!! My belly hurts from laughing so much! Thanks Stephen !
@jeffs60905 жыл бұрын
Next is a toy lawn mower that actually cuts grass. "Nothing runs like a Fawne."
@tzisorey5 жыл бұрын
I don't know how much of a cleaner that toy vacuum cleaner is - but even if it just picks up legos, my feet will be happy.
@jguerrero4475 жыл бұрын
The doggie fry thief is why we love our pets so much...….they're like us, sneaky, willful, and we eat the same foods.
@delphynenull21365 жыл бұрын
Steven really needs to upgrade his meme game, that one was ANCIENT.
@lemonielala30805 жыл бұрын
A man shooting himself with a semiautomatic handgun in the crotch in the meat section of Walmart might be the most american thing I've ever heard.
@freem8son865 жыл бұрын
Its pronounced GIFS, not 'Jiffs', stephen
@creatorsremose5 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@LordAJ123455 жыл бұрын
'Jif' is technically correct (although I much prefer 'gif', it sounds way better), as the creator of the Graphics Interchange Format says it's pronounced 'jif'. As the creator of the acronym, he gets to determine it's pronounciation.
@NoNameJustWords5 жыл бұрын
@@LordAJ12345 Jraphics Interchange Format? Sorry, but just because you invented something doesn't mean you get to decide how people pronounce it, the word Literally used to mean that if you were "literally bleeding out of your eyes" your eyes would be bleeding, but the definition was changed a few years back, because people kept using it erroneously. So GIF is (by virtue of popular definition) pronounced GIF not JIF.
@Angie_9785 жыл бұрын
You might be spelling it differently, but when I read it they both sound the same to me, lol
@NoNameJustWords5 жыл бұрын
@@Angie_978 That's your opinion and I respect that, no one can force you to be right.
@SaeleeSaan5 жыл бұрын
this segment is hysterical.
@marshallhorton12165 жыл бұрын
Love this segment!
@aarondiamond72255 жыл бұрын
I got a buddy named Sterling Archer. He's wondering my kid safe vacuum cleaner weren't invent a little sooner.
@sebastianalegre71485 жыл бұрын
I'll praise Dyson for this. Most kids don't wanna help around the house because when they were younger and wanted to help they were told they couldnt and to go play with your toys
@burntrosechick5 жыл бұрын
Those tiny toddler fingers are great for getting those hard to reach leaves. X'D
@cherylmendenhall87955 жыл бұрын
Love the dog and Tyson vacuum!
@tilaNmanx5 жыл бұрын
I got my drawing deleted because they were too hawt for tumblr. Which is strange because the drawing had one person trapped by their arms and legs on a surgery table, and another person climbing on top of them, with violent intents. All had clothes on and there was nothing sexual going on. APPARENTLY plain old abuse (it was an interrogation scene) is now automatically a fetish as well, smh...
@ladyorapma5 жыл бұрын
I seen a lot of posts flagged and those posts were about: photos of rocks, dinosaurs, gifs of Thor (with clothes), gif of two people holding hands, text posts, a lot of fanart none of them porn, for example one was just a guy holding a pumpkin for halloween... So your drawing is not the less sexual thing their stupid algorithm is detecting as porn... They're so inept.
@tilaNmanx5 жыл бұрын
ladyorapma Pictures of rocks... ... really gets my rocks off. *self high five* NAILED IT
@renardleblanc55565 жыл бұрын
For the past couple years, there's been a tremendous influx of spam blogs cropping up on tumblr... mostly blogs posting nothing but cheesecake, if not porn images, and links to camgirl pages. It's basically bot spam to boost google search rankings for the cam-girls. It's a nuisance at most, but the sheer volume of them has been truly staggering, and no one is sad to see *them* go. At the same time, plenty of people are just posting cute selfies, or "tasteful nude" type artwork, and tumblr is throwing out the baby with the bathwater.
@captainhoratiobungleiii71475 жыл бұрын
Did no one at Harvard think that maybe a normal portion of chips is fine, just maybe not EVERY day?
@darrenkrivit68545 жыл бұрын
Waiting for the toddler lawnmower!😂
@darrenkrivit68545 жыл бұрын
@Gunsandrosalina Padtwo Cool, My dad had me mowing by around 10, I actually enjoyed it
@mcst69695 жыл бұрын
There is only 6 fries before the 🐕, so he is already counting his food right!
@spearrodnet5 жыл бұрын
There’s exactly 6 fries on the dogs plate lol
@lapislazuli065 жыл бұрын
It's all or nothing with fries, I mean 6 fries, no one is going to stop at 6! 🍟🍟
@smegid5865 жыл бұрын
So animal genitalia is still fine? Bet.
@watsonwrote5 жыл бұрын
I mean I've never seen a nature documentary blurring out lion balls
@Ink_255 жыл бұрын
Nope, they also banned that.
@jacobblack67075 жыл бұрын
Buy the DVDs or go to the library.
@doclewis89275 жыл бұрын
Random suggestion: Buy a DVD or Blu-Ray of the complete series (any series you like a lot). That's what I do with ALL of my favorites. IF they're below $20, I'll be a season, this does cause me to be one to two seasons (years) behind of what's currently still of television but buy the whole series is best when the show is over. ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND, EVERYONE. See ya, next week (on-line not in person...don't get freaked out...LOL).
@LarathainStarlight5 жыл бұрын
2:38 "So...he shot himself in the meat section" If there is a god, he smiled to himself when he orchestrated that. Irony has ever been his most wickedly wonderful sense and source of humor.
@DDWyss5 жыл бұрын
Gotta be one of the best ever Meanwhiles!
@redxsage5 жыл бұрын
You know, that kid-sized Dyson is gonna sell like Tickle-Me Elmo to Aunts and Uncles around the World!