Meanwhile... Losing 'Friends' And Tumblr Nudity

[@winterx2348]

I recommend looking more into the tumblr thing. It's not about the porn, which is also one of the only places on the internet catering to marginalized groups btw, it's about how the staff chose to side with advertisers over nudity instead of banning the literal neo nazi blogs that people have been complaining about for years. A beautiful lovingly drawn tiddy? Nah. Hatespeech? Sure!

[@veegaanmyooon44]

Banning "hate" speech doesn't make it go away. It just makes it move platforms, likely else where it will get less criticism.

[@carlosjaramillo9702]

@@veegaanmyooon44 If a site allows it to stay on then it has the sites tacit approval. Banning makes it go away from sites that receive a lot of traffic. And sites that where hate speech receives less criticism are sites that are not mainstream and you would have to look hard for them. Why the fuck do you think Alex Jones was bitching about getting kicked off twitter? His site Infowars was still up so Why was he bitching?

[@winterx2348]

@@veegaanmyooon44 correct, but i'm pretty sure the advertisers won't be happy when their brand gets associated with neo nazis and racists. Allowing something to exist is just another form of approval on the website's behalf. Also, hatespeech often leads to harassment, which tumblr has failed time and time again to protect its users from malicious attacks. It's easy to say all those special snowflakes need thicker skin until you're the one being driven off the platform by hordes of screaming idiots for months on end.

[@lockergr]

And tumblers not even giving us notification that are posts are being flagged, because I don't post porn so any poor post flagged was done incorrectly. So all kinds of my content will be just pulled down because I don't have the time to go back through five years worth of blog pages to fight each one.

[@EverythingIsLit]

Just wanna point out that Tumblr is banning ALL sensitive content, not just porn, so that meme wouldn't have been okay after the 17th. The ban also includes original work, which will impact a lot of artists who use the site to promote themselves.

[@tairneanaich]

Tumblr has flagged its own damn announcement post about the ban

[@chrisitnepillinger4258]

Alba Spire hiof hihhh b h b b

[@coolieolulu]

Did it really???

[@hg-qz9ft]

It hurt itself in its confusion!

[@jadenhensley8273]

Tumblr go home you're drunk

[@celebkiriedhel]

If Tumblr could recognise what a nude looks like - it wouldn't be so damning - but so far kittens, deserts, hands, boxes and other assorted things have all be tagged as nudes. Apparently kittens are very smutty.

[@ladyorapma]

Even text posts... they're so inept.

[@kittiekat10105]

they have literally flagged Ducktales screenshots. because no pants, I guess.

[@hannahaidastitcher8098]

My cross stitch has been flagged too. Yeah, SUPER explicit, that.

[@rubykelly2305]

"Apparently kittens are very smutty." There's a pussy joke in there, but that's beneath me

[@daninmills]

My favorite is the picture of Jesus I saw flagged. Holy presenting nipples

[@WateverWatever04]

_F E M A L E P R E S E N T I N G N I P P L E S_

[@lyricbot8513]

*tapes pictures of male nipples over nips*

[@kiraina25]

I can only presume that was a failed attempt to be trans-inclusive in their language???

[@visceratrocar]

Tumblr has flagged pictures of MARIO showing nipples.

[@jakarnilson]

Tumblr has flagged drawings of fully dressed men in 18th century apparel.

[@michaelparker2228]

Tumblr: we have a bot that detects "flesh colored pixels" at should fix everything!! Users: sounds fake but ok Tumblr: no see, it actually works!! Look it found something just now! *points* Users: Users: that's a picture of a frog

[@geekishgir]

My dog would have scarfed the whole plate of fries in one. I love this sneaky beast, "maybe if I take just one she won't notice..."

[@tuckerbowen4626]

if it were my dog, there's a non-zero chance he would've knocked the table over

[@imperator5228]

Trust me, as a snack thief, it works.

[@libertyann439]

What a sweet dog gently taking one fry....

[@joanneswartzberg8851]

Too cute.

[@l.a.7274]

Yeah...sweet and sneaky.

[@diamondsngunns88]

🤗 so pure 💜

[@JamesAllmond]

really, one of ours scarfed an entire cake, not just one piece...then again, to him, there was only one piece...

[@brianc.copper5362]

in case you missed it, the dog had the recommended portion of 6 fries on that table.

[@SandsBuisle]

Tumblr: You won't find nudity here. Why not read this racist, genocide-advocating blog instead? That's so much more kid friendly! Don't think I don't see you there, cute picture of a dragon made by an lgbt+ person! You're getting removed!

[@NoNameJustWords]

They are getting rid of it because people posted child pornography... I would say thats a pretty damned good reason, its not like Pornhub doesn't exist...

[@captainxemo3804]

Some people posting child pornography is not a good reason to nuke half the users on the website.

[@laydieelle7069]

@@NoNameJustWords The problem is they're not getting rid of the perpetrators. They're simply making life difficult for others. MULTIPLE blogs that had nothing to do with child pornography - or any pornography - have also been affected.

[@NoNameJustWords]

@@captainxemo3804 You are right, its not a good reason, its an excellent reason. Aside from removing pictures of child rape from the world, are you seriously trying to tell me that in the next 12 days people who are afraid for their stuff being "nuked" can't just save their shit and post it on somewhere else like Reddit or Imgur (assuming they haven't already done so, I know if I were an artist I would want to spread that shit all over every picture site in the hopes of getting a commission)? For the sake of removing this filth from the world? You think its acceptable that children have to endure being raped, then have their photos spread all over the internet for the rest of the world to see, you think its okay for a sick pervert to get his jollys off so some artist doesn't lose digital pictures? Digital pictures that almost 100% certainly are not the only place they post such pictures? I think you should reconsider your opinion. Or perhaps keep it to yourself.

[@Grimread]

​@@NoNameJustWords And because people steal from Walmart they should ban shoppers, right? After all, some of their customers are the worst perpetrators!! PS "You think its acceptable that children have to endure being raped, then have their photos spread all over the internet for the rest of the world to see, you think its okay for a sick pervert to get his jollys off so some artist doesn't lose digital pictures?" Let's take a straw poll, shall we? Nope, none of us think that. Making hysterical proclamations is no substitute for reasoned debate. PPS Paedophiles could also "just save their shit and post it on somewhere else like Reddit or Imgur" like anyone else, so it's not tackling the problem. There's no substitute for investigation and prosecution. If you stumble across this type of material you report it. The rest follows as a criminal investigation.

[@bebesomething]

Tumblr wants to get rid of users. Bye!

[@WikeddTung]

I had two tumblrs of smut totaling more than 60,000 followers and they were deleted last week. Fuck Tumblr in the ear. Hard. I hope they go under.

[@thisdamnthingy]

I am so very sorry for your loss.

[@snowstrobe]

Well, it's now owned by Oath anyway, so good riddance.

[@elizabethmatz4356]

Pornography is misogynistic objectification. Objectification is a form of dehumanization and the first step toward violence if not actual violence. It's blind or willfully hypocritical to write monologues and present monologues that speak against sexual harassment and rape well also at times addressing the sexual degradation of women as a joke. I don't expect all you pornography users to have the first clue to what I'm talking about but I'm saying it anyway.

[@snowstrobe]

I watch men on porn...

[@LightZorel]

No more nudes? Well, guess they don't want traffic then. :v

[@captainxemo3804]

Yup. They're about to nuke half their user base.

[@pforgottonsoul]

@@captainxemo3804 more like all their base.

[@daviddelaney2407]

All their base is no longer belong to them. --Dave, blur out every zig

[@biostarkick7]

Newgrounds crashed from all the new people joining the site. This shit is gonna be hilarious.

[@OriginalPiMan]

They seem to be killing a lot of stuff that isn't porn too; usually not a total nuke, but still messing with post orders, front pages and feeds (the built in feed and RSS). This will cause the few who don't use Tumblr for porn to leave too.

[@EvWuzhere]

The tumblr thing is no laughing matter, it connects to bigger uses of persecuting online free expression, especially against lgbt, apple's monopoly on the app store, and violence against sex workers. Honestly this was poor coverage for a serious issue that isnt getting enough serious coverage...

[@felinecontrolled]

It's a comedy show. What did you expect?

[@gabbyc7358]

At least it's being covered at all

[@I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music]

I was going to upvote this comment but it had 69 likes.

[@CloudsGirl7]

Oh, I see your priorities, Tumblr. Genitals bad, art theft good. Okay.

[@bluestrife28]

RIP Tumblr. Porn kept you going.

[@emmanuelwills3792]

Real Shit

[@renardleblanc5556]

You hear that wizzing noise just now? That was "the point," and I guess you missed it.

[@flashfive12]

@@emmanuelwills3792 lmfao

[@rs-mt6kl]

as someone who has an nsfw blog to chronicle her sexcapades, it makes me mad that tumblr is just banning porn instead of, like, doin their damn job and focusing on finding the criminals posting illegal porn.

[@onikin]

Where do I sign up to be a part of these escapades? Let's make some content! ;p

[@MikhailKalashnikovMiG]

Do you need help with archiving your content?

[@Lastielion]

I hope the internet finds a home for you, fellow traveller.

[@joseanything]

Considering what that illegal porn is, I can't believe this show would photoshop a child holding an (albeit blurred-out) image of a vagina. How many people reporting on and addressing this are missing the point entirely?

[@rs-mt6kl]

@@joseanything bro, are u new to the internet? did you miss the era of that meme? and the point of the issue, is that tumblr isn't doing this to stop child porn. that's just their excuse so they don't look like greedy money grubbers. The entire community has been asking the staff to take our reporting seriously for literally years. After we report a user, it is supposed to be investigated and handed over to authorities, so they can do something to actually help get rid of the problem at the source. The reason they're doing this now is because Apple has decided to remove the tumblr app from its shop because it's not 'family friendly'. So, instead of just coming out and saying, "we're banning all porn and burning 80% of our current users, because we're lazy and want money without doing the work," they're pretending they're trying to do the right thing. Which it isnt, really. because it doesnt help the problem at all. The pedophiles aren't being tracked or caught now, they're just moving platforms. Like all the innocent kinky people now have to, too.

[@aking3624]

I could watch the puppy stealing fries All Day!!!💕😸🍟

[@davidchristie6676]

That dog is such a good boy. You only took one!? He just wanted to share!!!

[@Tmanaz480]

And he was careful to not contact any of the others or the plate!

[@LLawrah]

Stephen called it “Jif”. I’m not ok right now

[@faceoctopus4571]

Did you express your disapproval in the form of a down vote? I know I did!

[@kennybrightwell1877]

Everyone knows the correct way to say it is “jgyf”.

[@Soppe23]

@@kennybrightwell1877 Um, excuse me. It's actually pronounced "dhjgiyeyiphfffph"

[@aNytmare]

Might just as well pronounce it Me-Me while he is at it!

[@oscara8454]

@@kennybrightwell1877 the guy who created the GIF format pronounces it jif but he is still fucking wrong.

[@emmasprague5465]

holy shit i never thought i’d see tumblr being brought up on this or any other show

[@mushnoodle]

Every now and then a webpage does something so profoundly stupid that it's just worth a mention.

[@pkunkbwok]

Don't expect to hear about it much longer, is all I'm saying

[@kamy2425]

Tumblr's system to ban these things is so BAD! There's a drawing that is was just a scribble of nonsense and somehow it got flagged! There's so many artists that got their art flagged even if it's not porn! And artists that make a living drawing porn now had to find a different place to share their art for their job!

[@wolframstahl1263]

ERMAHGERD! IT'S BLERRED!

[@SyzygyNoon]

NERR IT'S NERRT, IF YERR YURSE YUR IMERGERNERSHERN!

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

Durka durrrrrrr!

[@laydieelle7069]

Tumblr is just a giant... ...* blurred for viewer "safety" *

[@prettyevil6662000]

Is that a sand dune or a drawing of a raptor? swear I've seen more SFW stuff flagged erroneously by their stupid bot than porn flagged by it at this point.

[@laydieelle7069]

@@prettyevil6662000 Sorry. According to tumblr rules, I can't un-blur it for you.

[@igorschmidlapp6987]

Don't you mean "GUY-ant"? ;-P

[@laydieelle7069]

@@igorschmidlapp6987 Lol.

[@lockergr]

It was a hairless cat. Definitely a hairless cat because that's all kinds of skin in that shit's getting flagged.

[@campbellholder2561]

Oh, just to be clear: the Tumblr ban isn't what you'd call...discriminating. In fact, Tumblr staff's post about taking down porn was flagged as porn, and will not be available after December 17th.

[@Liur.]

Deleted my Tumblr today, mixed feelings, but wtf are they thinking...

[@robertstuart480]

They aren't.

[@lockergr]

About their advertising revenue, or Verizon is. So they're causing hell flagging all the posts of people like me who don't post any type of porn ever. Anything flesh-colored seems to get flagged.

[@rageracerriley9590]

At this rate, the mainstream media is gonna have to talk about Tumblr soon enough...

[@ForeverMe543]

RageRacerRiley now all they have is 4 Chan

[@rageracerriley9590]

And even that is not safe either...

[@daviddelaney2407]

nibblebit.com seems to still be there --Dave, don't ask how I know, I might tell you

[@rageracerriley9590]

You don't have to: it's ironically in Russia; besides, I am not Dave...

[@Kanggaxx]

lol that one woman going crazy about the toy vacuum cleaner that works

[@retnavybrat]

Sounded like there was more than one. I guess we know what their kids are getting for Christmas. 😁

[@recklessroges]

I would have loved one as a child. (Might get one for cleaning the car.)

[@nocalsteve]

The woman is probably a cat owner. Can you imagine e a child with a vacuum cleaner with cats around.

[@JJ-kl7eq]

Tumblr nudity - This segment titled Meanwhile - Back at the raunch.

[@angelleftwing]

sucks about tumblr

[@micahgmiranda]

I know. Where'm I gonna get my dragonkin futa gifs now? There's only like 100 million porn sites left.

[@biostarkick7]

Micah Miranda And yet none of those porn sites have the same robust and welcoming NSFW community as tumblr. Don't be an asshole.

[@micahgmiranda]

Sorry. I am an asshole. I am in therapy though. I don't really participate in communities so I hadn't considered that.

[@conspiracypanda1200]

@@micahgmiranda Hey, you seem to be cool at least. Not many people can suck it up and admit to possible personal faults on the internet. Have a good day man.

[@vilena5308]

Well, that dog WAS taking the prescribed amount of six fries...

[@kenzie-.-]

That's weird his safety was off. Maybe he had some beef with someone in the meat section.

[@Tmanaz480]

He shoulda had an IWB holster.

[@kenzie-.-]

Tmanaz480 is that a cannon in your pants? 😂 Sorry. We're open carry and they still find ways to shoot themselves. Wear it on your gold chain next to your Jesus piece.

[@gabbyc7358]

I'm so happy he's talking about Tumblr

[@lawrencedoliveiro9104]

2:30 Trouble is, there is no safe direction for a gun in any position where it is lying against the human body, with or without a proper holster. This is why self-inflicted injuries are such a high proportion of gun injuries.

[@WildwoodClaire1]

I have never seen one second of "Friends" and I feel my life has been enhanced by the experience. In fact, the absence of "Friends" watching has been almost as crucial to my happiness as assiduously avoiding "Seinfeld."

[@beckv8526]

That pup, omg! Love, love, love. Love.

[@natarajboina7525]

That dog stealing french fries is the best thing i have seen today!!!

[@FLyyyT_]

Dog is fine...there's 6 fries there.

[@mark-j-adderley]

That dog for President !

[@OpusTheLeftie]

My boy Mark over here makin' rounds.

[@Rainy-In-The-Desert]

1- that vacuum idea is genius, seriously it's amazing. 2- what is this Tumbler thing?

[@heyheytaytay]

ERMAHGERD IT'S A VERGERNA! dead.

[@pmoore4529]

The pup taking the fries is too cute!

[@buffypython]

That kids' vacuum will be recalled immediately b/c some kid gets their hair sucked up in it just like those Cabbage Patch dolls in the late 90s

[@TheAntiSanta]

Rest in Peace, tumblr.

[@pierrebonnard990]

The French Fry dog was priceless!

[@tonyhawkings]

I like how there are 6 fries on the plate for the dog.

[@starwarssiblings8151]

That video of the dog was so precious

[@michaelparker2228]

I use Tumblr and tbh it has been going downhill for a while. Rampant pedophilia and Nazi garbage being spread around, horrible updates, and bot overloads. Love the memes that are coming from this

[@Trottah]

ERMAHGERD, the dog had exactly 6 fries.

[@mdudegamer]

Vergerna had me rolling. Man, it's been a while since I've seen that meme, come to think of it. On the topic of french fries, I feel obligated to point out that when people eat french fries, it's not expected to be a healthy addition to their meal. Ergo, when you get right down to it a "healthy portion" doesn't really apply here. Also, different metabolisms and all that.

[@Tmanaz480]

Fries offend both the low carb and the low fat eaters.

[@thesiblings8124]

Yo, a bunch of us are staying to watch tumblr go down. It's going to be a beautiful shit show.

[@marbleswan6664]

Oxford just announced you can only have 6 bottles of vodka

[@johnnybadboy3475]

When you hear “who is alive” before a story you know it’s going down.

[@antivanquishableomnitriump7323]

the dog & fries got me

[@jwickham65]

1. I love dogs more with each little video clip. 2. That plate had six fries.

[@h3llrazah420]

Been using tumblr for years its shame its gonna die. RIP Tumblr

[@sailtheplains]

4:08 Awwww! What a good puppy!!!!!! And smart! Nice!

[@chinae.2829]

That extra long frie bit was so funny.😂🤣

[@TheEldritchStrom]

My Brother is the Senior Director of Engineering for Tumblr. They probably just got tired of looking at endless screens of genitalia to make sure none of it is Underage so they were like, "Screw it, we're done." Somewhere there is a very haunted Technician.

[@sba0529]

OMG - that dog stealing a fry!

[@WolfkinNorthclaw]

That doggy is adorable.

[@Cypresssina]

Oh the things that will go "missing" only to end up in that vacuum.

[@Operation_FUBAR]

I can’t believe the Staff finally fucked up so badly that Tumblr is being talked about irl. 😒

[@toneo8385]

I'm way too stoned for this😂😂😂

[@WWZenaDo]

Shot himself in the groin inside a Walmart? DARWIN Award!! The meat section is just icing on the cake.

[@erickruckenberg8716]

That dog is my spirit animal

[@CyberDocUSA]

Hasbros Gutter Cleaning Jamboree playset would attract the IRS police quicker than at a kid's lemonade stand.

[@Dynaman21]

I do like how this insanity proved that the only reason people put up with half the crap on Tumblr was for the porn.

[@fearless4him595]

Dynaman21 It’s exposing a lot of people. 😂

[@hannahaidastitcher8098]

My big issue is that tumblr is flagging posts as explicit when they're really not. I've had twenty text posts marked as explicit, which are me talking about a TV program. "She looked at Noah and Leanna in the cafe." That was a text post that was marked as explicit. "She's absolutely right" was another one that got marked explicit. Sure, get rid of all the porn, I don't give af about that. But marking posts like that explicit is just hurting users who will move to other platforms. I don't want to continually have my shitty text posts reviewed because they're coming up as explicit when they're obviously not.

[@conspiracypanda1200]

The bots they've set up are flagging things that don't even have nudity in them. Art and tutorial blogs suffer the most from false flagging, at it means they cannot keep advertising their products or personal pages. There's also been a wave of porn bots flooding in that the staff has failed to prevent, even though plenty of legit users are getting purged. I'm honestly so sick of seeing writing prompts or pallet mixing tutorials only to find that the comments are all bots saying "w4nna fUck h3r? CL1CK H3R3!" PS: If you flag a bot that spams on a post instead of going to their spam blog and reporting them, the staff will automatically flag/delete the post that was commented on, even if it's totally sfw!

[@lockergr]

I hated the porn on there. I would only find it when some stupid as shit person would decide to follow me and I would definitely look them up to see if they were another person in my fandom. I'll be so glad to see all the pornbots go, but that's not just what they're doing. They're flagging all kinds of safe posts because they are have a little skin color to them or something else that they're dumb as shitbot thanks looks like porn.

[@lockergr]

Hannah Aida Stitcher Exactly! And the problem is is that there's no way that we have the time to go back through and find all the posts that they flagged over our years and years of blogging. They give you no notification that they have flagged something. Have they done that maybe it wouldn't be such a pain in the ass.

[@auntymammalia9384]

Oh, Lord, Stephen Colbert you are a treasure. I so heart you.

[@enriquevaldeza]

Ha.. There's always a nut with a gun

[@debpatterson4645]

this gun nut may now be missing his nut

[@peege-ayclarke5511]

I had to pause .. and come down here to say xtra long 's made me bust out loud laughing . I'm a disabled war vet with near nothing . The you in youTube makes me like you and you Tube. Bless ya!

[@2close2themoon]

Stephen! You forgot the best part! Tumblr will also start banning any pictures or illustrations with "female-presenting nipples." We Tumblristas are calling it Nipplegate. And posting more nipples in 24 hours than I have seen in my entire, female-presenting life!!

[@DembaiVT]

omg, I might actually go have a look at this...

[@Reydriel]

Are they worth checking out? Asking for a friend...

[@InitialDIYmods]

THE SHOCK ON MY WIFE'S FACE WHEN I SAID "Yes... vodka is made from potatoes..." Then she checked google to make sure I wasn't lying LOL

[@unvergebeneid]

"My niece has been faking it." Boy that sounds wrong 🤢

[@CloudsGirl7]

"When officers arrived at Wal-Mart..." I was expecting the next part to be "they couldn't stop laughing."

[@cannibalbananas]

Dirt Devil already made working toy vacuums. My daughter had one. It didn't clean much, but it still worked

[@lazyperfectionist1]

"Will they or won't they?! This is the Ross and Rachel of me finding out what happens with Ross and Rachel!" They're _on a break!_

[@AcademyNS]

A friend's Tumblr posting of herself in front of a female nude marble statue got flagged as inappropriate just today. The Great Sanitizing has begun.

[@lindahubbard-brinston6741]

OMG!!!! My belly hurts from laughing so much! Thanks Stephen !

[@jeffs6090]

Next is a toy lawn mower that actually cuts grass. "Nothing runs like a Fawne."

[@tzisorey]

I don't know how much of a cleaner that toy vacuum cleaner is - but even if it just picks up legos, my feet will be happy.

[@jguerrero447]

The doggie fry thief is why we love our pets so much...….they're like us, sneaky, willful, and we eat the same foods.

[@delphynenull2136]

Steven really needs to upgrade his meme game, that one was ANCIENT.

[@lemonielala3080]

A man shooting himself with a semiautomatic handgun in the crotch in the meat section of Walmart might be the most american thing I've ever heard.

[@freem8son86]

Its pronounced GIFS, not 'Jiffs', stephen

[@creatorsremose]

Thank you!

[@LordAJ12345]

'Jif' is technically correct (although I much prefer 'gif', it sounds way better), as the creator of the Graphics Interchange Format says it's pronounced 'jif'. As the creator of the acronym, he gets to determine it's pronounciation.

[@NoNameJustWords]

@@LordAJ12345 Jraphics Interchange Format? Sorry, but just because you invented something doesn't mean you get to decide how people pronounce it, the word Literally used to mean that if you were "literally bleeding out of your eyes" your eyes would be bleeding, but the definition was changed a few years back, because people kept using it erroneously. So GIF is (by virtue of popular definition) pronounced GIF not JIF.

[@Angie_978]

You might be spelling it differently, but when I read it they both sound the same to me, lol

[@NoNameJustWords]

@@Angie_978 That's your opinion and I respect that, no one can force you to be right.

[@SaeleeSaan]

this segment is hysterical.

[@marshallhorton1216]

Love this segment!

[@aarondiamond7225]

I got a buddy named Sterling Archer. He's wondering my kid safe vacuum cleaner weren't invent a little sooner.

[@sebastianalegre7148]

I'll praise Dyson for this. Most kids don't wanna help around the house because when they were younger and wanted to help they were told they couldnt and to go play with your toys

[@burntrosechick]

Those tiny toddler fingers are great for getting those hard to reach leaves. X'D

[@cherylmendenhall8795]

Love the dog and Tyson vacuum!

[@tilaNmanx]

I got my drawing deleted because they were too hawt for tumblr. Which is strange because the drawing had one person trapped by their arms and legs on a surgery table, and another person climbing on top of them, with violent intents. All had clothes on and there was nothing sexual going on. APPARENTLY plain old abuse (it was an interrogation scene) is now automatically a fetish as well, smh...

[@ladyorapma]

I seen a lot of posts flagged and those posts were about: photos of rocks, dinosaurs, gifs of Thor (with clothes), gif of two people holding hands, text posts, a lot of fanart none of them porn, for example one was just a guy holding a pumpkin for halloween... So your drawing is not the less sexual thing their stupid algorithm is detecting as porn... They're so inept.

[@tilaNmanx]

ladyorapma Pictures of rocks... ... really gets my rocks off. *self high five* NAILED IT

[@renardleblanc5556]

For the past couple years, there's been a tremendous influx of spam blogs cropping up on tumblr... mostly blogs posting nothing but cheesecake, if not porn images, and links to camgirl pages. It's basically bot spam to boost google search rankings for the cam-girls. It's a nuisance at most, but the sheer volume of them has been truly staggering, and no one is sad to see *them* go. At the same time, plenty of people are just posting cute selfies, or "tasteful nude" type artwork, and tumblr is throwing out the baby with the bathwater.

[@captainhoratiobungleiii7147]

Did no one at Harvard think that maybe a normal portion of chips is fine, just maybe not EVERY day?

[@darrenkrivit6854]

Waiting for the toddler lawnmower!😂

[@darrenkrivit6854]

@Gunsandrosalina Padtwo Cool, My dad had me mowing by around 10, I actually enjoyed it

[@mcst6969]

There is only 6 fries before the 🐕, so he is already counting his food right!

[@spearrodnet]

There’s exactly 6 fries on the dogs plate lol

[@lapislazuli06]

It's all or nothing with fries, I mean 6 fries, no one is going to stop at 6! 🍟🍟

[@smegid586]

So animal genitalia is still fine? Bet.

[@watsonwrote]

I mean I've never seen a nature documentary blurring out lion balls

[@Ink_25]

Nope, they also banned that.

[@jacobblack6707]

Buy the DVDs or go to the library.

[@doclewis8927]

Random suggestion: Buy a DVD or Blu-Ray of the complete series (any series you like a lot). That's what I do with ALL of my favorites. IF they're below $20, I'll be a season, this does cause me to be one to two seasons (years) behind of what's currently still of television but buy the whole series is best when the show is over. ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND, EVERYONE. See ya, next week (on-line not in person...don't get freaked out...LOL).

[@LarathainStarlight]

2:38 "So...he shot himself in the meat section" If there is a god, he smiled to himself when he orchestrated that. Irony has ever been his most wickedly wonderful sense and source of humor.

[@DDWyss]

Gotta be one of the best ever Meanwhiles!

[@redxsage]

You know, that kid-sized Dyson is gonna sell like Tickle-Me Elmo to Aunts and Uncles around the World!