medic dozer voicelines but I "animated" them

yeah :3

[@AmberDubz]

"Results are back, YOU'RE A BITCH!!!" is by far my favorite line

[@eyeblech2001]

"I've got a peer reviewed study right here that says...Hm, *lip smack and inhale* it says you're a pussy" -Duke Nukem

[@amazingnoo9935]

@@eyeblech2001*sick music cue*

[@bencet-p7322]

"Doctor says: GET THE FUCK UP!" the delivery.on this one is golden

[@Engineer664]

TF2 medic fades into existence *"in my professional opinion you're dead!"* Fades out of existence

[@AlexKnarr]

*throws bandage at forehead* M E D I K A L .

[@sebastianlindo6310]

"YOU THINK I WENT TO MEDICAL SCHOOL? CAUSE I DIDN'T!"

[@KLUCZESIA]

Medic from TF2: Are you challenging me?!

[@JWP-56]

Can’t lose a medical license if you don’t have a medical license to begin with.

[@arandomcommenter412]

@@JWP-56maybe you can but it’ll be like an integer overflow and you’ll get the maximum level of medical license

[@tjones9097]

@@arandomcommenter412the nuclear Gandhi of medical li licenses.

[@el_fresh_memes2334]

"Good news, free healthcare. Bad news, im your doctor, now get up!" Is one of my fav lines

[@wr1dd355]

I agree

[@alastor8134]

i would gladly be his patient

[@Dutchy1911]

1000th like

[@junos0999]

I didn't know the medic dozer had lines, and now I've been cackling for about 3 hours listening to them

[@nezzybitt99]

A lot of personnel in payday 2 actually have some interesting, unique dialogue but due to glitches or bad implementation they usually aren't heard. There are of course mods to restore this functionality.

[@Breaking.bad.online]

@@nezzybitt99just another reason to play payday 2 instead of 3

[@killerhellhound]

@@nezzybitt99 I always thought I just couldnt hear them over my Minigun

[@commander1168]

@@killerhellhoundI’ve never heard them because I don’t know what difficulty they appear on and I’m a pussy so… Also my playing “Flames of love” while roasting up some fresh hibachi cloakers.

[@magnusvonbraun9870]

@@nezzybitt99A lot of the police quotes are memorable because you hear them all the time and they don’t sound like they’re professionals at their job.

[@ThatBusyBoi]

Healers in shows: "Oh no, you're hurt! Here let me heal you!" Healers in games:

[@denmark1226]

I'm not asking, I'm yelling. Get the fuck up!

[@Camo-un8ee]

Basically me when I play any tactical games with friends

[@genericuser984]

MMO healers in anime vs actual games

[@Mr._Ludwig]

As a video game healer i can confirm

[@isaacmayer-splain8974]

When I run support or healer, that is when I am at my most toxic. I will tell my teammates to sit the fuck still for healing or stop moving so I can give them ammo. On the contrary, I work the best when given a big stick and told to kill shit.

[@therandomtransformersanima6236]

The sheer anger in “ *WAKEY WAKEY LITTLE BABY* “ is genuinely intimidating

[@GoodOlTazzy]

My favorite join stinger in the game.

[@theliteralsun5246]

I have that set as my alarm, and it's genuinely horrifying but it works.

[@geglelpgaming3262]

"WAAAAKEEYYYY WAAAAAKKEEEYYYYYY LITTLE BABY!"

[@jessegd6306]

I can't help but 'see' Adam Sandler screaming that line.

[@unoreversecardgaming3111]

A bulldozer screaming at you to get up is enough to revive someone

[@thenutbucket5971]

medic dozers run inspire aced

[@Breaking.bad.online]

I made the part where he says “wakey wakey” my new alarm

[@Castuswastaken]

i love how every special unit is practically screaming their lines

[@RandomGuy0127]

I mean yeah, they’re in a high stress environment no wonder they would be screaming at eachother and the payday gang.

[@EdyAlbertoMSGT3]

They are in a literal shootout

[@user-gl4jf1kb8f]

​@@RandomGuy0127ayo Jorge where's church

[@magnusvonbraun9870]

They either sound excited about their job, are dead serious, or are mentally insane. Or all three of them.

[@gorillaguy5664]

​@@user-gl4jf1kb8f GOTTA FRESH ONE!!!!

[@alexwashere8318]

i love how absolutely aggressive this dozer is like he WON'T stop(WAKEY WAKEY LITTLE BABY haunts my dreams)

[@user-zc4xi8mk2j]

0:06 is funny as hell

[@voiddotjpeg]

"Results are back.. You'rrrrrre... A BITCH! Now GET UP!"

[@ladywaffle2210]

You see, there's one crucial difference between the Medic and the Medic Dozer. It's not the armor, or the weapons, or the demeanor. It's the fact that the Medic attended med school.

[@Alpha-1_UnitCommander]

"You'll never guess I went to med school, because I didn't!"

[@ladywaffle2210]

@@Alpha-1_UnitCommander Oh shit, a unit commander for Alpha-1? I did an Alpha-1 cosplay just earlier today!

[@Alpha-1_UnitCommander]

Good for you.@@ladywaffle2210

[@KGBagent315]

"You wouldn't think i went to med school, cause i didn’t"

[@gwynjustice6664]

The swiftness and insistence of the cops when they are told to “get up” kills me, honestly

[@Angelioto44]

I think I can use this as an alarm clock.

[@knuxenglish]

I decided to make it my alarm clock sound I wake up even more now

[@braden_cx9]

How do I do this? I want the medic dozer to scream at me to wake the fuck up for school, or other random shit

[@knuxenglish]

@@braden_cx9 I did it entirely on my phone. First, i screen recorded the video, editing it in capcut (mainly because I find it easier than editing a sound file), and finally converted it to an mp3 file using some free audio editor app.

[@politekat]

WAKEY WAKEY LITTLE BABY

[@EdyAlbertoMSGT3]

@@knuxenglish You are revived every morning

[@AlexandraBogicevic]

"all you need is a foot up ur a--" got me off guard

[@Leggenda007]

0:19 art

[@benbot0733]

Not including "Stapled your guts back in, get fightin'!" Is almost criminal

[@25bitgamerx36]

i love that the medice dozers have the same energy as the fucking inspire perk

[@xxAznToxin13xx]

Literally my thought process and now all I can picture is Chains and Medic Dozer simultaneously saying "Get the fuck up!" over and over again to their respective teams.

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

This reminded me of a caertain black Templar who could smoke folk out so hard that they could revive them as well as a certain gunny of the enclave in fallout 1 or 2

[@Bone_Incidents]

I love how Medic Bulldozer is literally just Bulldozer but he found out how to use drugs.

[@seasuper3402]

And he took all of it

[@Bone_Incidents]

@@seasuper3402 YES

[@kaden-sd6vb]

Literally just a barotrauma security officer who got into the morphine stash

[@Viktor_Navorski]

Medic dozer lines are nearly better than cloaked lines

[@jessegd6306]

But what if Cloakdozer?

[@Vestyyy887]

​@@jessegd6306Now i imagen a 80 Pound dozer giving me a roundhouse kick

[@jessegd6306]

@@Vestyyy887 "wololololOLOLOLOLO-BAM! DROPPED YOUR ASS LIKE A FUCKIN PIANAH!"

[@calebgoldsberry7403]

​@@jessegd6306That would just be like a Spartan II from Halo coming at you at that point

[@TK-7193]

@@Vestyyy887 if you get kicked by the cloaker-dozer you get instantly sent to custody.

[@MasterHall117]

I swear to god, Medic Dozer is Sergeant Arch Dornan from Fallout for the Payday gang

[@Old-Sport-1987]

We don’t heal maggots, we just put more out on the field!!

[@MasterHall117]

@@Old-Sport-1987 SIR YES SIR

[@darkninjacorporation]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. All the Dozers are just men who absolutely love their jobs and I strive to earn that level of fulfillment in life.

[@makkypakky]

“Doctor says, *GET THE FUCK UP”*

[@ArdaTheCoffeeBean]

I have never heard of these in game even though I've faced many medic dozers... I am happy to findout. With some mods I had cops and heisters talk more and they even added unused voicelines. I like that sort of thing.

[@holysnaildivinamori9695]

How I never meet him? Why no one told me that MAN is real, and what? There also a cloaked dozer ?

[@tartos843]

fortunately for all of us, there's no cloakdozers

[@apchistuz]

They only spawn on death sentence or if you get a medic dozer modifier on crime spree

[@tartos843]

@@apchistuz im pretty sure i saw some medicdozers in my early heists quests without death sentence or modifiers

[@mikolajjankowski7043]

He doesn't have a medical licence, he just yell at people so effectively they get up on thier own.

[@mattj.7756]

“TAKING A NAP, PRINCESS? *BACK* IN THE DAMN FIGHT!”

[@Nugire]

"YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM DOZER! WHERE IS YOU EOD-SUIT?"

[@the8626]

That dropkick is genuinely perfect

[@sussyballs339]

I can imagine it madeline innthe medic dozer

[@f.b.i.4312]

I wish more healers and medics in games had aggressive dialogue like this

[@bobjoe3968]

You forgot my favorite "one morphine enema coming up!"

[@peepoo7790]

0:19 Me going to my parents room at 5am on Christmas

[@OliverPerrault-yy4wh]

Bro this guys heals people by insulting them, what perk line is this

[@bertu1363]

I wondered why you could revive friends in payday 2 by literally screaming at them. Now it makes sense.

[@Ag3nt-MC]

I use this as my morning alarm. Hasn’t failed yet.

[@DaveMiller6042]

You missed the best one. "You'd never guessed I went to med school cause I didn't, GET UP!

[@Cirylxlyn]

When your healer rezes the dps for the 6th time

[@noahcheckman8542]

Don't forget, "Good news: Free healthcare. Bad news: I'm your doctor. Get up!"

[@alexanderdcomeau9573]

this is Americas healthcare system in a nutshell

[@Louis.7493]

when i heard the term "combat medic" this was exactly what i was thinking of a very intimidating man who will shove a syringe on your ass and kick it back to the battleground

[@jrdoge1503]

A swat memeber dead Medic dozer: *bitch slaps him* Also medic dozer: 0:19

[@drdreegzer]

Playing payday 3 rn and it really isnt the same without the old voicelines. Cant wait to mod it

[@jager477]

Me to my sister every morning: "WAKEY WAKEY LITTLE BABY!!!!!"

[@absolutelynobody8858]

I got to play ds more often to hesr these amazing lines

[@VIPER_1-1]

He sounds like my Mental Sanity talking to me lmao

[@ChucktheSpicyChicken]

Pov: the bard is the only healer in the party and is starting to lose their mind

[@WodWed]

I love how aggressive they are, it just gives them such a great charm

[@Apollo1428]

They had way too much fun making this game

[@B4B4B00y.]

This is exactly how my father would be if he did this

[@skullbulldozer9309]

i can tell all swat units are getting sick of tired of medic dozer yelling and getting insulted by him and the regular medic is a kind man and respectful

[@The_Red_Leader283]

''WAKEY WAKEY LITTLE BABY''

[@cooper4321]

I just wonder all the piss and the crap in their pants when they get revived because all of that gets released when you die

[@sirmanmcdude508]

POV the ambulance takes you to an out of network doctor

[@abe881]

I love how the higher difficulty enemies in payday are more unhinged

[@Righteous_Hand_of_the_Father]

This is probably how medics in the army act from what ive seen off other yts

[@stinkymonke3622]

I like that the medics in Payday 2 are legit just using inspire, no real treatment they just shout at the wounded and they get up

[@redumulis2448]

"I don't CAARE that you took 50bmg to the nose, get back in there!"

[@michalkowalski8264]

bro is really "inspiring"

[@Pyro_enthusiast]

Best lines in the game

[@KyzaSangre]

This is fucking gold I love the bulldozers

[@nicoletheholo-lynx830]

This is my alarm so I wake up in the morning. This is also my phone alarm. Funny story, someone called me and this started playing, I got so many stares by everyone and the teacher.

[@siuu423]

"CRY ABOUT IT LATER GET UP!" my favourite voice line

[@YouAreShortLikeABaka]

This video would be a great alarm clock.

[@user-dv6ou1kd8t]

YOUR UP AGAINST A AMBULANCE AND I AM THE FUCKING AMBULANCE

[@PurpleSmoke6231]

Best Animation I've seen ever

[@TurtleNeckGM]

my new wake up alarm

[@andreagreathouse7932]

Doctor dozer has prescribed me with going to jail syndrome

[@MrFireWolf]

WAKEY WAKEY LITTLE BABY

[@JonPL]

Beautiful

[@certifiedslimer]

WAKEY WAKEY LITTLE BABY is the best

[@Vilicus-]

they basically gave bulldozers the inspire skill

[@elcatrinc1996]

GODS, i love unhinged medic characters

[@cloaker1236]

taking a nap, princess caught me off guard

[@TheAwesome0Possum]

Medic dozers are just normal dozers but with maxed out inspire

[@Strike_Team_Member]

0:11

[@daltontaylor5851]

Ah yes... the brute force method!

[@hereticslayer2757]

These voice lines would go great with a Drill Seargent or an NCO yelling these

[@Nensgnenat]

Bros got inspire equiped

[@mrdanidk]

He act like. A mother all the time

[@zak13lexe]

Now these are true funny lines

[@Game-vi2od]

Hope they will add em in Pay your fu*** taxes Day 3

[@The_Soviet_T-34]

Perfect

[@fish_and-chips]

“2 WORDS: GET THE FUCK UP”

[@voiddotjpeg]

that's 4

[@fish_and-chips]

@@voiddotjpeg “RESULTS ARE BACK, THEY SAY: YOURE A BITCH”

[@CabooseDOTexe]

I hope you don't mind that I posted your video on my community page. I didn't have a video that day and I saw this and thought my subscribers would probably enjoy it

[@p.j.stoppleworth]

Thanks for the laugh. Good stuff😂

[@JWP-56]

He’s probably a doctor!

[@FanceeTheGreat]

Tf2 medic on steroids and cocaine

[@CozmoFPS]

yeah :3

[@cbtillery135]

I should set up a soundboard so I can use these in TF2

[@Necrandy]

TRASHTALK: THE GUY

[@DaGonkman]

The best enemy in the game

[@NuggetGal]

medic tf2 🤝medic dozer payday

[@NokmaDu]

all voice line:GET UP MF!

[@matheusmelisguerrapeixe2330]

Now i get why the fbi, when converted, is more than happy to kill other agents. 😂😂😂

[@zemufinman1639]

Reminds me of a mix of TF2 medic and me

[@arachnidkitty]

i genuinely have no idea who this is or what theyre from (seriously i literally came from jimmyhere's ylyl entries channel and someone sent this link) but i love him so much

[@yes_and_so_what]

He sounds like a RvB character

[@trulyimpossible4124]

Me 30 failed runs into the raid as healer

[@dobrin3106]

drill sergeant be like