[ Payday 2 ] White House - Solo Stealth - DSOD

[@davidlaymance5036]

Security detail composed entirely of men Hears womans voice "Oh right right"

[@Schrodingers_kid]

Same female voice from 3 different pagers

[@emazaga]

@@Schrodingers_kid "yeah... let me check it out"

[@resilience2012]

“Mhmm ok ok one sec…”

[@somethingedgy2185]

That's what I was thinking

[@sky0599]

lmao ikr

[@Jiggo_]

i just like to imagine as the president, you look outside of your window towards the southern lawn and you just see some guy with a clown mask and suppressed revolver just standing in a wide stance

[@qwerty12357]

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[@MinEbEaST]

@@qwerty12357what in the fuck?

[@n4meless24]

The perfect scenario:

[@lifedeather]

@@qwerty12357welcome to 2023

[@user-ix8be7du9z]

Biden would wave

[@mr_mo-yek]

i like how in a stealth mission she yells very loudly "I DROPPED A BODYBAG HERE!"

[@Thegoldenaerobar2]

Try this while in a bank 😊

[@mr_mo-yek]

great idea@@Thegoldenaerobar2

[@hurtman1061]

do this at an airport

[@jensmartens8788]

Guards: *see's the bank vault is open* also the Guards: "Yeah Seems About Right."

[@Man0Manny]

Guards: "It's just the wind"

[@jensmartens8788]

@@Man0Manny true

[@Man0Manny]

@@jensmartens8788 😅 Npc guards lmao

[@Tedted2001]

@@Man0Manny It must have been the wiiind. It casts a wicked dreaam. A spear pierced my shield, an arrow hit my chiinn. IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE WIIINNND

[@Epic_R3K47]

guard: *sees pardons missing* Seems ok.

[@Evanflame-rk9xu]

Can never do heists in stealth with other people. Always done them solo for as long as I can remember. Always DSOD. That perk the ai gives with the increased interact speed is so essential

[@keksdeeXD]

once upon a time the perks didnt exist and 4 player stealth was kinda optimal

[@SkepticleOrc]

I've done them with others, you've got to be on the same page and you've got to be talking.

[@cooperdn24]

Try a stealth only heist with 3 dickheads with rocket launchers

[@crylune]

Stealth heists with randoms are a hit or miss for me and my friend, but when we pull it off, it feels good

[@mikedf2169]

Ah, because they wanna go Rambo on high-damage dealing ai, got it.

[@lynpendry]

4:09 This is the real key to speedrunning

[@Penitus-Rimor-Interiorem]

😂

[@BraidensWorldProductions]

“If it dont work just hit it”

[@lephrog1563]

"open ne noor"

[@Gage418]

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[@Lionlover666]

"Gaz can this door open any quicker?" "Negative sir but you can try pulling if it makes you feel better"

[@jerichosamurai]

Ah yes, run full speed directly at a man and then cower behind an appliance of some kind and he immediately suspects nothing.

[@RobotAndRobot]

“Man the wind is getting wild these days I didn’t even know it could do that”

[@qwer_yt4822]

"Must have been the wind."

[@goofyahh13yrold]

​@@RobotAndRobot💀

[@QNNNNNN]

they are stu,iod.,,,,,,,

[@Minnevan]

@@RobotAndRobotadvanced wind

[@dr.drater]

It amazes me how in the dawn of Payday 3, content like this still gets millions of views. All hail the Payday 2 community

[@magniankh]

I came to watch this after trying the PD3 demo. Unfortunately PD3 does nothing to update the series.

[@Reyfan601]

All hail to the never dying games!!

[@constipatedparker5879]

PD3 still feels unfinished. Gonna take some time before the games feels alive again.

[@Cor4-r6x]

Да, но только онлайн у игры очень мал.

[@magnusvonbraun9870]

It was even shown in Steam charts that Payday 3's player count is in the hundreds, whereas Payday 2's player count is in the thousands; maybe in the ten thousands.

[@nutm3g459]

I love how nobody questions a top secret and very important goverment safe opening lmao

[@jagersmash849]

Pfft eh it does that all the time 😂😂

[@magnusvonbraun9870]

I believe the only time the guards would notice any objectives suspicious are the voting machines in Election Day day 2. Everything else they don’t care.

[@tuhoangminh2658]

i have been thinking about this... how did the devs know the entire layout of the white house

[@cakes1831]

We know the peoc is under the whitehouse and we know the layout from photos but everything else is just creative guessing

[@tuhoangminh2658]

aight

[@Jitterskull]

I mean, the game is unrealistic as it's only possible can get and carry the hand of player through enormous enemy handicap, so everything here is made up.

[@mickvd4]

A large portion is open to the public if i'm correct

[@cakes1831]

@@mickvd4 now i want to go

[@happyunicorn]

1:34 this is by far the most amazing and hilarious moment from the video. A guard is walking, he CLEARLY sees a masked woman with a gun running towards them, but hey, wait a minute, the woman disappeared, "I probably saw a ghost" the guard says, and continues on his way.

[@Jon14141]

Indeed.

[@synisterTRUE]

Admittedly I would do a double take as well, especially if there's a split second view of the clown in question. How are you going to explain what you saw but couldn't confirm to Control? You'd sound insane.

[@Kero-zc5tc]

It’s shocking what you can get away with. I think you can sprint crouch jump 1m in front of guards and they will barely even twig it

[@OGuiBlindao]

​@@Kero-zc5tcYeah sprint crouch jumping is really weird (zooms past guards while in the air and being "crouched") mm im pretty sure i saw a masked guy holding a shotgun flying past my face... nah its probably nothing

[@Kero-zc5tc]

@@OGuiBlindao tbf if you saw that you would think you’re insane not that someone really did that

[@xboxdonut1886]

How like how she does everything so loudly but still tries to whisper “watch the guard!” And it still echos lol

[@UndeadMunchies]

Just noticing how interesting it is thinking about how this was supposed to be the final heist before Payday 3, and now that 3 is out, we can see a lot of Payday 3 things tried here. Specifically reading computer screens for clues, finding the digits for a safe, and not being detected while unmasked. Even with pulling books until you find the hidden lever/button like you do in Touch The Sky. Feels like this heist was them trying out things intended for 3 before the financial crisis of 20Bo hit.

[@mariusbmx5909]

something about a security agent seeing a dude with a clown mask go 40 Mph in the white house corridors kills me

[@Jon14141]

Indeed

[@notalexbaker4959]

I love the idea that the white house just has a vault full of blank check pardons that could be used for anyone if stolen

[@omeiga]

“knock knock, it’s yuri, ur in for some bad jokes! :DDD”

[@angelovelasquez8801]

I know that’s funny

[@Bruhedlol341]

Oh right right

[@kabob0077]

Amazing. Mission complete. That right there is why you're the best, Boss! The one and only. Codename: Fox Rank: S

[@plasmacrimson]

You're pretty good.

[@カレールーさん]

@@plasmacrimson "Pretty... good..." *OCELOT IS IN CUSTODY!*

[@awii.neocities]

but the engravings give you no tactical advantage.

[@kakiboi8267]

Golden

[@Special_Agent_Frank_Horrigan]

Npc's: sure I saw someone with a massive minigun but I need to see them out in the open for a bit longer before I start attacking

[@tymiller5084]

When a guard tells you to stand still and get down before cuffing you and then just starts blasting for no apparent reason *which is a war crime*

[@Logan-b4v2m]

Instructions unclear. I got caught and now I'm being sent to death row.

[@AvevoCentral]

7:51 Me almost had heart attack when your bar was at like so close to getting caught

[@jagersmash849]

Me heart attack too

[@myhead7167]

8:06

[@nuggetsssecretaccount9556]

still can't believe alot of people do stealths in normal or any other difficulty than DSOD

[@minho_cho]

I get what your point is, btw One Down gives no bonus.

[@nuggetsssecretaccount9556]

@@minho_cho I know it doesn't, but why not put one down if you're not gonna down?

[@OriGami-tn6yf]

​@@nuggetsssecretaccount9556gigachad till the end😎

[@charlesrodden4019]

@@nuggetsssecretaccount9556 cant argue with the logic there

[@NZealandese]

I started off doing stealths in normal on bank Heists as it was easier to understand. Slowly progressed my difficulty and then other heists

[@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub]

unsecured laptops everywhere yep this is government alright

[@deloreandmc88]

2:20 is the most accurate thing, the president does keep forgetting everything lol sleppy joe is a mess

[@amooingdog3297]

Hunter Biden's laptops

[@teamdbrtoasty4298]

Man i love payday 2, such a shame we never got a sequel

[@dinogaming7125]

Payday 3 is like the mega mind 2 of payday, it isn’t real

[@ludi3444]

There is no live action avatar movie

[@liamlawman7683]

Man got that x3 walk speed

[@roblox_top93]

Who is faster: Lvl 0 dallas OR a guy in dragon bomber and ictv

[@kabob0077]

1:35 I am having MW2 flashbacks now...

[@zain22_yt]

I new to payday 2 and i was amazed that this game was not only robbing bank and stealing artwork its just so cool seeing people play this mission that i can't play

[@SoftCocoa12]

I remember playing it with my brother on xbox 360

[@sebastianherrera6514]

Mfw console version

[@megamoondude01]

well get ready for payday 3 because it's gonna be a lot better

[@babyyoda4104]

Look up for Marcmb stealth guides

[@ramen7962]

​@@megamoondude01"a lot better" lol

[@45Gunner556]

0:01 Jesus Christ that sounds hard _💀_

[@beachbumLifestyle]

Now imagine if the guards shot you immediately after seeing you let’s make this game 1000x harder

[@DirtyDeedsDoneDirtCheapD4C]

Well technically if you put on heavy armor and heavy weapons they spot you instantly so you could try that in game right now

[@P3ndaAd3m]

Texan Guard basically 🤣🤣🤣

[@magnusvonbraun9870]

There is a chance that guards will immediately open fire when they spot you. You can tell because normally they would say “FREEZE!”, but instead they would say “I GOT CONTACT!” or “I SEE ONE OF THEM!”

[@OGuiBlindao]

​@@magnusvonbraun9870It's not a chance, if you kill a guard without first dominating and one shotting, you can no longer get arrested for a period of time (forgot if it was 2 or 3 minutes) and guards will immeadiatly shoot if you get spotted

[@amooingdog3297]

​@@OGuiBlindaowait really? Damn i never knew that was a thing, pd2 has so much weird mechanics in it

[@nitroboi578]

I could do this faster (me and my crew spent 11 hours on this and never completed it) You're a God

[@collinslack52]

I don’t feel good about stealth runs if I don’t get all the loot

[@collinslack52]

Good job though

[@magnusvonbraun9870]

It doesn't help how the White House heist has literally no loot whatsoever. The pardons are not worth any money, but, according to Bain, grant you and your crew the ability to get out of the criminal world and live your normal lives again.

[@collinslack52]

@magnusvonbraun9870 I never got to experience the White House heist and couple others due to being on console. It socks that we got shafted on the complete "story" but I do love this game. Been playing on and off since I got my ps3. It had changed so much from the time I played on P3 to when I got it on the 4. On the ps3 you could download your save file to a USB and mod stats, attachments and money. The game is so fun with and without modding capabilities. Hope that they put as much work into payday 3 as they have payday 2. PCs are expensive, and I'm illiterate when it comes to building a PC. Maybe I'll learn in the future and get play those heists I missed out on.

[@devilspygaming4493]

Quietly says there's a guard in the room then immediately screams get the door open. I love it when games make your character scream something near a enemy when in stealth and the enemy doesn't act like your character is right behind them.

[@OGuiBlindao]

There's a guard... TIME LOCKS OPEN LETS GET THAT CASH

[@ThatOneWriter_]

this scares me to a guttural, instinctually primal level. The speed. The fucking movement. The fucking movements being so calculated and fast SCARES ME.

[@JeroMetal2000]

Myyyyyyyy dude stealthing the whole White House damn nice!

[@lordmincheol]

This mf likes to play with fire when we are talking about detection in stealth.

[@dog_2172]

multiplayer stealth can be really fun, but this is cooler

[@cupatkitvoy1577]

There's the guard......

[@Comettary]

He's got John Wick's plot armor

[@solomon.1217]

this guy know the white house more than all presidents

[@Weinerufdsuuhids]

"Watch the guard" she says loudly, right next to the guard.

[@Krieptor2679]

When i try that some guy at the start always gets a heart attack midway through, causing to never have me do stealth

[@pewpewsalote8802]

gotta love the unauthorized aircraft literally landing on the front lawn

[@elgwninja]

This video got me into pd2,thank you

[@shenxi]

This video made me remember how good pd2 actually is and that payday 3 is missing a lot of what is in the previous game. weird

[@CranesMakeGains]

That must be the same trash security and cameras they use when Hunter visits the White House

[@HeinkelYeetus]

😭😭😭😭

[@deloreandmc88]

2:20 is the most accurate thing, the president does keep forgetting everything lol sleppy joe is a mess

[@AlperenBozkurt-tx2bx]

Guards: *sees every book on the ground and secret door open* Also guards: *yeah everything's fine*

[@ЧёрныйАккордеон]

I like how he hides behind that table in the vault, and clover just shouts to the whole room:"Get that door opened!" 4:55

[@croco7974]

these guys got the war thunder players' awareness

[@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky]

Running through the lap tops aged well. 😭🙏

[@Udiggy]

Perfect stealth run... levels up once lol

[@Idkbruhwtf]

Cant wait for payday 3

[@AvevoCentral]

Hell yea

[@awii.neocities]

eh, my interest kinda died after them saying that they're using denuvo and it's always online

[@nicocar5732]

​@@awii.neocitieswhy, cant u connect to internet in 2k23?

[@awii.neocities]

@@nicocar5732 ?

[@nicocar5732]

@@awii.neocities you said that u lost interest after seeing its not playable offline? Am i wrong?

[@gh6st_]

bro ur amazing at this game, and that pistol build was a chefs kiss

[@bmanhendogaming5812]

do you know what pistol this is

[@gh6st_]

@@bmanhendogaming5812 to be honest i’m not sure of what the name of it is but i do know it

[@NG-NightmareS]

@@bmanhendogaming5812 It is judge shotgun, one of the classic/must have weapon for stealth

[@slip4510]

Roomful of guards "GET THAT DOOR OPEN"

[@ishfrosti4033]

Five minutes of “guard here!” “there’s a guard!”

[@Freyr_Caesar2]

Now we know we need to make the White House even more secure

[@purpleengiegaming]

Command hearing the same woman answer every pager is actually hilarious

[@high_miser]

Damn you slick with the moves so precise nice

[@hassandabo6288]

Alright youtube, I'll finally watch this goddamn video. been popping up for months now even when clicking "not interested"

[@jare3459]

thing i hate about this mission there a chance a guard will spawn in dead and ruin everything. (idk if patch it or not yet but i hate this mission for that fact)

[@rico-fs1cr]

Those Tove Jansson clones are literally everywhere.

[@keyztroke]

i'm a tank build fan and holy jesus ur so fast

[@TheMemeFriend]

i love that your playing pay day 2 i thought this game was dead kind of

[@victorsullivan7238]

Same secret service agents as Butler, Pennsylvania circa July 2024

[@nintendomasters1014]

Hey guys,LOOK OUT THERE'S A GUARD THERE!😂

[@TheRealDeDawwg]

You got me interested at first. Then I heard Joy

[@Kozji]

*Gate open* Guards: "probably just a wind".

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

Oh this has to be some kind of mod with a funny intro like just landing in front of two dozen soldiers and letting you waltz right in- THERE'S VOICE LINES FOR IT? UHHHHHH IS THIS A REAL MISSION THEY JUST LET YOU WALK IN.

[@ZyraX-21]

*Loudly* "Get that door open!" The two guards on the other side of the fucking desk: :\

[@chodagreat7876]

The UI and in-game UI are so much better than PD3

[@MatthewBrown-tk5kk]

What is this man's class

[@Racoon-boy627]

Gta trio:we made the biggest heist and robbed the biggest bank Payday guys:are you sure about this?

[@robloxiandjmon]

this was absaloutely amazing to watch lol, imagine the president just walks in to the vault and sees all the pardons gone. "what the fuck happened here?!"

[@notalexbaker4959]

hey, theres a guard there Hey! a Guard! WAtch The GUArd! lOOk OuT THeReS A gUArD ThERe!!

[@Notsohappyproductions]

i’m surprised that there wasn’t any references to rob the prez-O-dent

[@Mac-fh9nc]

The guards be like ''We don't get paid enough for this shit''

[@Rpg39_]

A silenced revolver is crazy unrealistic

[@itskennylee3862]

Don't call game as realistic man.😂 It just a game.

[@itskennylee3862]

Don't even forget all silenced weapon in the room still a big boom.

[@potato_dbd]

I know it's a game, but I appreciate no one noticing the blood stains on the walls.

[@Trigger-ZX]

Oil filter on a revolver. Very classy... and loud!

[@Negativeblea]

Awesome gameplay

[@ShadowSnair]

I wish the White House heist was on payday 3 that would be cool maybe a dlc in the future

[@jackelliott4139]

look out there's a guard there

[@Max-gz8qe]

WE KNOW THERES A GUARD, FUCK

[@michaeldoyle6611]

Thanks I used this for the real White House now I am the 50th richest man in the world I helped Donald get the files

[@kingofawesomeness5375]

"Guard" doesn't sound like a real word anymore

[@rmbdogger]

All good and safe until “hey a guard” girl sprinting over white house

[@alvinfongjunjiemoe8445]

i pulled my loose tooth out in the middle of the night watching this

[@NaviZ57]

watch out for the guard

[@TheCarpenterV]

Moments like this make me wonder if there's any guards there.

[@kidmyron3751]

That was impressive sh*t

[@simonklinke]

As an Xbox player, I never knew this mission existed

[@hassandabo6288]

i love how all soldiers at the front gate have masks on but these 4 random guys just pull up without masks and everyone seems fine with it

[@Joe14876]

They done brought Jonh Wich on this mission

[@demaunix2723]

Watch for the guard! There's a guard!

[@DarkDemonSider]

Hmm I'm not sure that's how presidential pardons work but okay

[@casparsheng2741]

You have John Wick in the team, you don't need to sneak in

[@nachosergio132]

Bro feeling like just back home

[@woodcratestudios7500]

since there's no music it almost feels like asmr

[@naus9067]

Who watches after payday 3 release?

[@LILloydKC]

Yeee

[@sleepingzom]

rest in peace, bain.

[@virtualmessiah]

Payday 2 videos are my asmr

[@serge9492]

The accent is so funny... Hurry friend get into the choppa

[@ZenTechID]

u had john wick just go brrrrrrr