Meet an Activist: Jed

[@alizardinyourroom1361]

love how professional your videos are, really gives this movement a good name

[@happynow2926]

Youre fake

[@quinnkunz1409]

I’m just happy to be part of the movement.

[@PerpetuallyAnnoyed]

Me too. We're the only woke people on this planet.

[@bigsweaterman8142]

Good job my fellow believers

[@Xenderque]

Question "Non birdbelivers" How in hell do they reproduce Have unique emotions? (Building a emotional robot is hard and IMPOSSIBLE with bird size) How do they grow? How do they grow? How do they have sex? Why do they POOP ON EVERY DAMN CAR (i find that annoying ;;-;;)

[@JonasTisell]

@@Xenderque Microphones in the fecal matter

[@Xenderque]

@@JonasTisell Still dosent explain most of my questions

[@acdgamer7292]

God bless you Jed. I'm truly sorry your preventative measures failed, valiant though they were. Your work to spread the word gives me hope in this un-woke world.

[@bigsweaterman8142]

Heck yeah

[@nickynicki7625]

You are restoring hope in humanity for so many, thank you.

[@mctoastyvgc8851]

Thank you for spreading awareness and your service to this country🇺🇸

[@richisamindset01]

At first I thought this video was made for humor, but now I realize it's a real and serious situation. Our cat just caught a 'bird' and couldn't eat it because it's metal! FACTS people!

[@democratsaretrash9366]

I don't believe you unless I see pictures online

[@richisamindset01]

@@democratsaretrash9366 Actually I posted a link to validate my truthfulness but I'm sure the spy bird controllers are responsible for you all not being able to see it.

[@DOGOO44]

@@richisamindset01 nice 😏😑

[@nolivesmatter6108]

Fun fact. In fallout 4, birds aren't real. They are built by the institute to spy on people.

[@DeputyNordburg]

But Fallout 4 is not real, and by the Double Negative Hypothesis, that means the birds in Fallout 4 are real.

[@jesusdiscipledon1499]

Funner fact: the protagonist is a synth, programmed to believe he is a man/woman brought back to life from cryo sleep. Look into it. Why are all you answers to question promgrammed? Not poor game design. Purposeful limitation of dialogue choices for a synthetic humanoid.

[@jesusdiscipledon1499]

Nordburg They bleed when you shoot em...

[@1053Master]

Art imitates life.

[@DeputyNordburg]

@@jesusdiscipledon1499 So do jugglers. And mimes. At least the mimes don't scream. The good ones anyway.

[@professorwatt7344]

I truly love the strength within his message and am sad to see how he failed. but together we must unite to spread awareness of what has happened!

[@hoganfan200]

My Hooters girl the other day was a bird truther. She admired my birds aren’t real mask and said “You’re right they’re not real!”

[@ethanfife4732]

Jed is an American hero

[@kalebnbrown]

You guys are the best!

[@wheatstonebridge]

We love you, Jed.

[@PerpetuallyAnnoyed]

Stay woke, y'all, stay woke and stay strong!

[@dougsweightlifting]

I was almost assassinated by one of the drones after conducting much research about the movement

[@trillrifaxegrindor4411]

thank you patriot,let us know when the countermeasures are ready

[@mikekennedy5374]

I'm currently watching some drones hatch from these eggs on my window ledge right now. A truly amazing sight to see

[@gburyhockey9]

amazing work, patriot

[@golisopodgaming2201]

It's to the point where idk if this is a joke or not😂

[@JacksonPhixesPhones]

Poe's Law is indeed real, unlike birds apparently!! I do genuinely LOVE this channel though!!

[@charleshamel9746]

SAME

[@1053Master]

Dissent spreading, Russian bot found.

[@someguy8427]

its serious unfortunately

[@golisopodgaming2201]

@@someguy8427 wait really? Theres no way

[@iclipzzy7135]

When one of the Ghostbusters goes rogue.

[@mr.dinosuar7333]

0:47 is that the zoom teacher from bbc where twomad was interviewed?

[@fartparty9703]

I have a drone myself. I bought it from pet smart as a "parakeet" i've been studying it to find proof about the drones

[@user-kx2zv7tg3u]

Stay woke!!! We have to expose the birds

[@bigsweaterman8142]

THIS GUY GETS IT

[@arealthunderstorm]

How do I get a radiation detector?

[@ivogeorgief]

If burds are real, explain how there are no baby pigeons!

[@thegovernment4517]

Take this down now.

[@asrieldreemurr1988]

Curse you the government your trying the stamp out the truth

[@acdgamer7292]

NEVER! We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on!

[@DeputyNordburg]

Now is 7 hours ago. How is this even possible?

[@bigsweaterman8142]

YOU CAN’T SHUT US DOWN YOU GOVERNMENT PERSON

[@thegovernment4517]

@@bigsweaterman8142 you just wait

[@arronprestwich2813]

Even older people are seeing the truth

[@allthingsnavy6573]

No grass is not green it's blue government replaced it with green

[@brodyszone157]

Wait wait wait grass is blue in ky

[@jimmynutrition7858]

Stay broke. Bird woke.

[@arandomanimeweeb603]

Hey Peter it's Darren Skyler's cousin

[@gordonsheridan6445]

Grass is actually not green. It is every other colour of the spectrum but green which is why our eye perceive it as such. Tell me that’s crazier than this.

[@scotty4859]

All we do is protest think about it we need to do something else attack them!

[@wolfgangs516]

AAHHWO

[@davidhunt5682]

How did they kill 12 billion birds? Where did the dead birds go? How did they deploy the in every corner of the world?

[@matssmaling7552]

I do not know how they killed all the birds BUT this "pandemic" isn't real! It is just so they can recharge all the birds! My proof? Have you seen any birds since this started?

[@someguy8427]

@@matssmaling7552 yes... in fact there have been more seagulls and chickadees because no one is out and that's called nature

[@caiuscarnes5252]

@@matssmaling7552 bro I was still birdwatching. I saw two house finches, a tree filled with waxwings, and a beautiful ivory billed woodpecker.

[@trillrifaxegrindor4411]

check out birdshit sometime,its actually depleted lithium.birds really arent reaL

[@tspin5642]

Grass dose not exist

[@lizoliver3021]

his eyebrows tryna escape

[@majesticmo]

I honestly can't tell if this is serious or if it's a hilarious video.

[@matssmaling7552]

You see all the proof in the world and you just ignore it... bet you are a Democrat! #birdsarentreal #openyoureyes #🐑 #mega #Proverbs 1:7 #praisejesus #birdsarentreal #thetruthisoutthere

[@caz2834]

mats smaling i hope u stub ur spine

[@bromicorn]

Virds are real but pidgoens aren't

[@jayperez3431]

These people have the IQ of stones.

[@kameronbailey5407]

This is dumb.