Meet The Blu Heavy

Wise men say, the bigger they are the harder they fall.
This Heavy is not one of those wise men.
Hope you all had an awesome Holiday

[@KatznDogz56]

after seeing the meet the blu medic, i can see why the heavy chose to kill the medic

[@depressedkermit3752]

KatznDogz56 Y E A I T S E E M S A B O U T R I G H T

[@alinek2289]

@@mrkrabz6220 That's like saying "GTA San Andreas was posted in 2004 so its timeline is not in 1992 but 2004"

[@somemustachioboi5898]

@@depressedkermit3752 this is tf2...not umbrella academy

[@depressedkermit3752]

@@somemustachioboi5898 whaaa...

[@MayaMaya-si3nw]

@@mrkrabz6220 r/woosh

[@Cowboycomando54]

Heavy gets the bill for firing his gun.

[@trevoranderson7182]

+Cowboycomando54 Im suprised hes angry about it... if hes so proudly proclaiming how much it costs in the first place...

[@HotSauceBear]

+Cowboycomando54 They couldn't afford the table because of all the boolets.

[@thatphonebastard]

@@HotSauceBear pootis

[@markdpane]

Something tells me he fired it for way more than 12 seconds.

[@Morningstar91939]

Trevor Anderson same here!

[@elimatua5591]

The Heavy's idiocy is his key to immortality. Either that or he's just too stupid to get granted permission to die.

[@patrik9328]

Eli Matua he stoopid

[@june9914]

Was that a HDtF joke

[@joshuakim5240]

He's so dumb that the enemy team goes out of their way not to kill him because he benefits them more than his team.

[@gabe_gamer9320]

And yet, when the decapitated Blu Spy's head bursts out of his body in "Meet the Blu Medic," he immediately dies.

[@zacharyanimates]

​​To be fair, a muscular and strong build like Heavy's can definitely survive a small stab, I don't think a head bursting through your chest is very survivable is it?@@gabe_gamer9320

[@DimentiosLoyalest]

"Nice shot." And that is the point where I proceeded to the lost and found in an attempt to find all the shit I just lost.

[@DimentiosLoyalest]

Pootis Man Get the hell off this channel and go back to the pit of cancer you belong in.

[@DimentiosLoyalest]

Pootis Man You're the one trying to start shit, get the fuck out troll.

[@bantercounter6061]

did you removed the comments?

[@jayyu8229]

i see what you're trying to do ;)

[@rjpena6273]

I guess that Pootis man left....

[@HeadestHead]

Broken Minigun + 100% damage bonus -deals damage to teammates only -doesn’t deal damage to enemies +spy backstabs heal 1 Health

[@joe9200]

Random Guy extra effect : you become dumbest guy in the world

[@thundertoon1398]

-cannot switch teams

[@soldierboi6485]

I see this as a total win

[@randoapplebigcheese6169]

Headestisaperson can also move the people it shooting

[@Max-jn6gn]

Vuuvgyguggu

[@TomEyeTheSFMguy]

(Spy backstabs Heavy) (Heavy grunts) Heavy: Thank you doctor!

[@godofanarchy2866]

that spy

[@TomEyeTheSFMguy]

Doctor is not our doctor. Doctor is spy!

[@user-wb7ez9ud4p]

OMG that's pure gold XD

[@peytonh7109]

he broke the gun, you moron,AIM AND DON'T CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN YOU SHOOT!!!!

[@aedenabram1927]

Better than what Blu medic does

[@ZilkenianDavenport]

"....nice shot" "THANK YOU!!" I laughed so hard at that part XDD

[@thedazinator851]

Blu Heavy: "Thank you, doctor!" Red spy: *facepalm*

[@hypercactus6489]

Thedazinator after meet the blu medic, a knife in the back, probably feels like a great surgical procedure

[@RyanHo242]

I don't, because smart people like me don't laugh at nonsense stuff. 😒

[@flak8857]

@@RyanHo242 dumb people like you*

[@fierceguy4341]

Same

[@cracklasco]

I love how genuine Spy’s reaction is to “THANK YOU DOCTOR”

[@Xplici_T]

*Backstab* Blu Heavy: Uhh... THANK YOU DOCTOR! Red Spy: *facepalm*

[@johngr1747]

General Gamer xd

[@jaredgameplay2054]

damn I was about to comment dis

[@StaxiHD]

me too!

[@depressedkermit3752]

Tim G. It actually makes sense because blu medic kills his team

[@danieldelpilar5022]

Weapon: Stupidity Stats: -Once the Spy disquises as any teammate, the same teammate (the real one) is able to be friendly fired by user. +Invulnerable to backstab while the Spy is in disquise. +Able to fully healed by being backstabbed by a disquised Spy (Only disquised as Medic) I'm not sure that I made a good joke here

[@bluejoseph8873]

I think jarate sandwich hurt his brain

[@pieniadz9156]

Bamboo Gamer XD

[@angelgabriel3648]

Yeah

[@depressedkermit3752]

Bamboo Gamer no. It made him smarter

[@HungVu-qy1oz]

Piss in his brain

[@hashbrown_blitz8869]

i think jarate in sandvich would hurt anybody's brain

[@SKuusk95]

I love the RED Spy's reaction when Heavy kills his own medic

[@frankwest5388]

I love how, despite saying the same as the red heavy, this guy seems to feel like he just realized that this expensive gun was the biggest mistake of his life.

[@alfredashford5924]

I love when SFMers give a sentry inexplicable sentience just because it's funny. (I.E, when the sentry was looking around along with the RED Engineer).

[@peterwright5358]

I know right! It's awesome!!

[@santitroll2017]

+Peter Wright yes xD

[@demigodgamez]

Nowadays, the sentry is just an anime girl at this point.

[@noobnt3070]

1:54 when you forget what team you chose

[@1Phase1]

I love how even the sentry is confused as to what in the world he's firing at XD

[@mirakmirakovski6188]

RED SPY:Nice shot ... BLUE HEAVY:Thank you. ... What?

[@Fandom-ASMR]

red: expectation blu: reality

[@TJ-Henry-Yoshi]

when he said "i've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet" you should have shown him shooting at a scout who used bonk. Still a great video

[@dro80002]

Or a medic über charging someone

[@irishgerman98]

Or a Spy with a Dead Ringer

[@scaperist]

Or Neo from matrix.

[@TJ-Henry-Yoshi]

dat3ngy I would say bonk is the only one that really works well, because bonk makes the scout dodge the bullets. The ubercharge is just a shield. The dead ringer does not protect the use completely (If fire is constant, it will still kill the spy) And scaperist What?

[@irishgerman98]

Orange Yoshi Neo can dodge bullets and make them fall in front of him...Or is it Morpheus that I'm thinking of?

[@PsychoticFox0120]

0:13 "WHAT?!?" I lost it there! XD

[@javierngyongyan2578]

How

[@xXDarksoulXx01]

Welcome back to meet the Blu team. After 1 year in development, it has been worth the weight.

[@xXDarksoulXx01]

***** de.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Worth+the+Weight

[@nicoanony]

***** Umg a gramma nazi he was a spai all awong

[@dinodude190]

Can someone please tell me how BLU managed to get to the final stage on Dustbowl and also cap a point?

[@dirtydabsandwich7235]

The power of teamwork! Lot of sticky and ubers.

[@cdru515]

The RED team was too busy laughing

[@bobtheanimator8353]

@@dirtydabsandwich7235 maybe not uber

[@aquirethebeans2699]

Blue pyro

[@lucariovietnam2145]

@@aquirethebeans2699 The only pro in the team

[@TheBastered]

2:16, haha, the face expression of the spy is funny, I give it 5/5 for that one.

[@kittyhawk2352]

So red spy's knife heals blu heavy

[@stormalexandrioz4308]

Heavy us to stupid to die

[@walkingidiot2533]

@@skeletoun R/WHOOOOSH

[@prev8374]

@@walkingidiot2533 thats not even an r/wooosh also XDXDXD R/WOOOOOOSH HE DIDNT GET THE JOKE HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@walkingidiot2533]

@@prev8374 cringe

[@Link9058]

Mr Henry that’s what you sound like, mobile user

[@progamerYTbes]

The medic didn't even open his mouth to speak but just smiled. 1:30

[@connortrowbridge]

Heavy: Thank you, Doctor Spy: 😳........🤦‍♂️ Heavy: dies

[@Polygrammar]

Ending would have been funnier if heavy had said "get behind me doctor!" to the spy and then got backstabbed.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

I honestly didn't think Meet the Heavy could be made any better, but this is 40,000 times better than the original.

[@Gottamovethatteamup]

That ending was one of the funniest things I've seen out of SFM in months! Thank you.

[@onlyawesomely1622]

"And this, is my weapon.." *Was* your weapon LMAO

[@dashedchalice_741]

blu heavy's so strong he can survive a backstab and turn on friendly fire.

[@bigiron4387]

Heavy has been kicked out Reason:Team killing

[@TaylorUmongusHas]

Reason 2: Invincibility hack (back stab ain't kill him)

[@daviskardien1709]

Taylor Has but he can still die from headshot

[@spah4424]

Taylor Has no red spy’s knife just heals blu heavy for some reason xDdDdDdD

[@freakingoutwolf7487]

He thought the medic was a spy

[@ari-mariberry]

@@freakingoutwolf7487 No he killed the medic because his medi-gun harms his teammates instead of healing them

[@Bowser64798]

Love when the sentry even looked at engineer and sniper in confusion

[@heemsdomge7485]

Heavy:*shoots real medic * Spy:nice shot Spy:knife in heavy* Heavy:thanks doctor

[@goneagle1122]

[0:18] It seems they're out of money.

[@broddajanes6910]

0:18 Reminds me of that one time I threw my laptop on the couch I missed

[@DrClay999]

That's nothing. I was tossing my armchair on a laptop and I missed. So the arm chair landed on the floor and the laptop was undamaged... it was terrible, like this joke that I'm making.

[@axtonarts1639]

I don't know why, but I HECCIN DIED WHEN SNIPER LOOKED MORTIFIED WHEN HEAVY RAN OUT OF AMMO- I DON'T KNOW WHY IT'S FUNNY- WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!

[@nicholasdansby2410]

It costs $400,000 to comment on this comment section for 12 seconds.

[@theskyfoogle1511]

+Nick Dansby Omg who touched the comments section? Alright, WHO TOUCHED THE COMMENT SECTION! (I don't think that worked)...

[@becekttbluth740]

Then right now,I just wasted about $2,000,000 on making this set of words just as a joke.My brother was right,I am a waste of resources

[@kendybrodie3575]

jbjdikelwe

[@smkubro]

It took me 12 seconds to write this comment

[@spysappingmahinternet]

Yeah, money well spent, those bullets aren’t so hot if they don’t hit any thing are they ~Scout

[@BDozer666]

0:48 Heavy is supressing the enemy! Advanced BF3 tactic.

[@seanalmodovar1518]

1:07 the engineers turrent is also confused

[@Valveiscool.]

Sentry*

[@brianlee84yearsago68]

0:13 I died when he cried, “What!”

[@andrewstovall2853]

Some people think they can out smart me more like EVERY ONE CAN OUT SMART YOU. Heavy's response 1:37

[@ThunderEwokB]

Actually Heavy's math is on point with the cost of $400000/12s. I remember many people mentioning in the original video that he was wrong about it. If ONE cartridge is a custom made $200 bullet and the weapon fires 10000 bullets per minute that gives us 166 bullets per second, so 1992 bullets per 12s, each worth $200, this adds up to $398400. This is not even close to how does it work in the game but well, worth the weight, am I right?

[@SpookyTim16]

It's even better than that, it actually fires 166,66... bullets per second. Meaning 2000 rounds per 12 seconds, making a perfect 400 000 dollars to fire the gun for 12 seconds.

[@theonlywindowmaker]

That was really nice of medic to heal heavy at the end there.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

0:48 Basically me when I play Heavy

[@jibbythehippy3371]

Red Heavy: cares for weapons Blu Heavy: doesn’t give a f*ck

[@supast4af357]

"Thank You Doctor!" -Blu Heavy

[@GreatNishanka]

Blu heavy then: sucks at everything Blu heavy now: OH MY GOD HE'S UNSTOPPABLE

[@rerun5677]

Robot back +No damage at backstab -1000% more damage at headshot

[@kevin_iv6163]

0:30 BEST GUN EVER!!!!!!!!! THIS IS DA WAY MY BRUDDAS

[@iambutter25]

2:10 I don't know how u came up with that but...that was pure genius

[@mirrorman95]

Nice to see another Meet the BLU Team video. I've missed you.

[@sherifelsharkawyful]

Yes! Yes! Yes! After so much time, it has finally arrived! Thank you Dr. Clay and Godspeed son, Godspeed!

[@FalkyRocket2222]

real quick-scope over here 1:16

[@Yumi99612]

When will you do Meet the BLU Pyro?

[@That-_-_-Guy]

Noah the Pyro The pyro walks to the "base" (i think) of the RED team, a sniper headshots him, then he dies The end

[@newYoshtown]

Technochips wm1 are to effective

[@KronesianLTD]

Freaking gold. Love all of these

[@Fesiug]

THANK YOU DOCTOR!

[@TheParanormalist0601]

Thing is, I relate to Heavy. My primary class is the Heavy but once I've finished firing my weapon to scare the enemy, I'm down to the shotgun and then the Sniper had to take me out with one headshot. Even worse is that it could happen with the gun loaded.

[@somerandomhuman5702]

0:23 FLOOR GANG

[@leyrua]

The Spy's reactions! 🤣

[@precutodst2568]

Thank you doctor!

[@ihaventshoweredin7weeksbut792]

1:55 I died

[@CptCannonman]

More like the Blu Medic died AMIRITE?? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD No..? k den....

[@TaylorUmongusHas]

Then how did you type this comment?

[@Toxin_Glitch]

1:06 Dat Scout scream tho

[@tsutiredtsu]

Thank you Doctor

[@nazariadiaz6009]

This guy went from GMOD to sorcefilm maker good going keep up the good anmination

[@kro2704]

1:17 Sniper was then vac banned for auto aim and having his charge meter instantly ready

[@MuddyWolfFeesh]

Plot Twist: BLU Heavy had only 150 health or less

[@dangerclose7162]

Dr. Clay, you are TOO funny!

[@SpringsterR-317]

THANK YOU DOCTOR

[@procinogen]

I lost it at 2:12

[@marineguy]

+HereComesGerry XDDD

[@javierngyongyan2578]

Same

[@javierngyongyan2578]

+ExoticShadow Ikr its just too funny

[@thetreedemoknight4827]

I hope you find it again

[@Link9058]

I lost it at the opening

[@danieldelpilar5022]

0:49 - When your weapon has too much bullet spread...

[@pl0ki342]

I love this series good work! +1 like

[@Hamantha]

That but at the end was perfect

[@ugandaknuckles5691]

Remaking the whole meet the team series with their own story instead of just recoloring everyone is awesome. Also i wonder how much heavys bill was

[@Morningstar91939]

$400,000.

[@Ashthulhu]

The Red Spy makes this whole video.

[@cyber4561]

Thank you doctor

[@semiswt1]

i was waiting to long for this

[@unused6156]

I lost my shit when he drops his minigun and it breaks.

[@suteysnow1006]

0:30 best weapon ever lol

[@HayzenAnimations]

The best one so far!

[@lucas13flu]

I thought I'd never see the day! Nice work!

[@stevewestbrook3926]

Curious on the BLU Team on Expiration Date. Like BLU Scout attempts to ask Miss Pauling.

[@alonsomartinez7255]

1:48 HEAVY CHILENO HEAVY CHILENO

[@maximem7600]

It's just one of the best tf2 videos XD continue like that it's perfect

[@Cornfiglep]

The "thank you doctor" at the end after spy stabs him cracks me up.

[@jacksonduong8031]

0:13 when I’ve accidentally donate PlayStation to someone

[@jacksonduong8031]

1:48

[@silvermarksman6834]

next, blue medic is actually amazing, but his team sucks so bad that he can't help them

[@spah4424]

Silver Marksman no blue medic just takes peoples soul

[@SuperSpyMario]

Waited a long time for this come out. It was worth the weight.

[@irishgerman98]

Hi Gaben :)

[@Franklin_not_from_gta5]

Red heavy: everyone fears me! Blue heavy:

[@fokeyt2632]

0:06 Bullet Tax Inc

[@ollirock_221]

The Blue heavy - is colorblind - dosent know who hes shooting - dosent know what the hell the diffrence is between a medic and a spy + dosent feel pain

[@michaelvuong9302]

the blu pyro is super colorblind

[@thegamingbayskeletor1637]

when he said "i am heavy weapons guy" you lost me

[@moogobIin]

These videos are the reason that in the Canon Meet thes Red team wins everytime.

[@Theslenderblox1]

FUCKING THANK YOU I HAVE WAITED A YEAR FOR THIS VIDEO.

[@yousorooo]

*weighted

[@Theslenderblox1]

Derek Leung Grammar nazi doesn't even know his grammar lel.

[@yousorooo]

Theslenderblox1 joke -----------------> your head

[@Theslenderblox1]

Derek Leung Oh I get that.

[@yousorooo]

Theslenderblox1 It took you 3 months to get this joke...?

[@PomLamb]

In soviet Russia bullet outsmarts you 1:41

[@cronzsnipar8856]

this is a masterpiece

[@Roisome]

DR CLAY YOUR MEETING IS SO AWESOME XD

[@blitzdactyl1858]

That's what we call a "Hoovy"! Wait... No. That's a noob who defies the "logic" of TF2.

[@BatnanaMann]

he killed his own medic

[@halopro8958]

Well watch meet the blu medic and it's not such a crazy idea as of why he would do that...

[@numerotinko]

Thankyou doctor

[@ugeramaarts4601]

thank you, doctor!

[@commietearsdrinker]

i almost got jarrateed myself when heavy throw his weapon on the ground