Meet The Disco Elysium Skills

[@BrokenSword1978]

soldier failing all those trivial checks is so good

[@IvanezRus]

I kinda expected a trivial success on Logic when he says: "...unless it's a farm."

[@mindlessscientist3772]

@@IvanezRus That would've been great, was hoping too!

[@1ogic948]

Ah someone already thought of that before me, I’ll write it out though Encyclopedia [Trivial: Success] - Something claws at the back of your mind. A fact that critics may well use to undermine your impeccable argument if you leave it unaddressed. Doe - “…unless it’s a farm.”

[@Andreus9733]

Yeah, but impossible authority: success. A perfect touch

[@KhrisNZ]

The only thing is... Sun Tzu actually *did* say that, so it should have been an Encyclopedia Success!

[@michaelosipov8001]

God damn that perception failure on meet the spy is too good.

[@crabofchaos7881]

I didn't get it entirely. Was it the fact that Scout is the impostor?

[@crabofchaos7881]

Okay, I just read other comments, it's the dull side of the knife.

[@Baton793]

​@iytdominotikif you know how a butterfly knife works, you'll know it's impossible to cut yourself when you handle it like scout did

[@NeostormXLMAX]

Why did inland empire say that instead of shivers that makes more sense

[@Baset_]

@@Baton793 There are some butterfly knives that are sharp on both sides, but I like the headcanon

[@shards-of-glass-man]

Spy is a Drama / Inland queen but fails Perception because he is self-absorbed, Soldier fails trivial shit but is so confident his Authority is godly, Heavy aces Encyclopedia/Logic cause he's actually smart, this is -a bucket- gold

[@Whitecroc]

Those Encyclopedia checks for Heavy should probably be Hand-Eye Coordination, though. That's the "gun nut" stat.

[@tatoulino515]

​@@Whitecrocgood point, I think encyclopaedia is more fitting character wise rather than in this contexts, since heavy is one of the sanner and better educated people of the team.

[@land_distant]

Engineer's Intellect stats must be wild

[@tatoulino515]

@@land_distant very high logic, visual calculus, encyclopedia, and interfacing. I'd say his psyche probably wouldn't be too low, either, based on how he acts when looking after the administrator or taking care of Pyro in the comics.

[@land_distant]

@@tatoulino515 that sounds about right actually I'm curious about the hypothetical top skills of all of the mercs now

[@demo3702]

the fact that the spy failed the perception that scout cut himself with the blunt side of the knife is amazing detail.

[@mozarteanchaos]

YEAH it's really good!!!

[@buttonasas]

Wait, "scout" doesn' actually cut himself? It's kind of off-screen just a bit. But I suppose he wouldn't want for his RED blood to show 😅

[@benmaks]

@@buttonasas Yeah, it just pinches his finger. If he cut himself it would remove the disguise.

[@Joural0401]

But spy knows scout is the spy. "He could even be..." "Right behind you". He was about to reveal the red spy when soldier shot him.

[@mozarteanchaos]

@@buttonasas yeah, he "cut" himself on the blunt edge of the knife - the BLU spy failed to notice because of "scout" shit-talking him.

[@X-SPONGED]

Soldier feels like an actual Disco Elysium character. An insane "war vet" authority figure who talks to beheaded skulls of his enemies like a drill sergeant, confidently speaking rhetoric that's obviously not true whilst a terrified cameraman and an overworked fixer is filming him doing this. Almost as batshit insane as the actual game.

[@AMSVNeMimi]

Soldier speaks nonsense that follows his own deranged sense of logic and skewed perception of reality, mixed in with weird snippets of actual literary knowledge. The Sun Tzu quote in Meet the Soldier is actually correct, and he quotes him correctly again in one of his in-game lines.. From his domination lines against Sniper and when looking for Merasmus, it can be inferred that he has read Tolkien but misremembers the name of every character, while very occasionally remembering Bilbo's correctly. He knows cyclops come from Greek mythology. Soldier's mind is a short collection of accurate knowledge flimsily held together by an endless vortex of worthless, verifiably wrong junk. I have a feeling Harry would be endlessly fascinated by him should they ever meet.

[@GigiBranconi]

To be fair, who WOULDN'T be fascinated if they actually met someone that batshit insane? ​@@AMSVNeMimi

[@NXTangl]

​@@AMSVNeMimiOK, but let's actually break that down. Soldier knows things that he has no business knowing at all, and the domination lines for Sniper are a perfect example. Because calling Sniper "Bilbo Baggins" is almost certainly a reference to him being a New Zealander, because that's where the movies were shot. Problem: NZ is underwater in the tf2 canon, the first LOTR movie was released in 2001, and _not even Sniper_ knew he was a Kiwi when the game takes place...

[@Muffinmurdurer]

Spy getting the Inland Empire "You can see him. Even now." is so good. He's so close to getting it.

[@NeostormXLMAX]

It should be shivers

[@strotch7753]

@@NeostormXLMAX nah, shivers is external while inland is internal so it makes more sense for this context.

[@BrunoMaricFromZagreb]

Yes,because Spy knew the whole time Scout was the spy,& was going to reveal it in the video before Soldier shot him. Why was Scout called Harrington?

[@ottmosphere]

ENCYCLOPEDIA [Easy: Success] - Nathan Vetterlein, the voice actor for Scout, collaborated with Ashley Burch on writing the 12-episode series for the TF2 Adult Swim show, which got canceled. During the development process, they delved deeper into the game's lore. It is speculated that a Valve employee, possibly the individual behind the original movie script that inspired the show, named the Scout character "Jeremy", after Jerma985, who's real-life name is Jeremy Harrington, although he prefers to use the alias "Jeremy Elbertson" for personal concerns of privacy. It is a reference to this trivia.@@BrunoMaricFromZagreb

[@Wolfbarr01]

@@BrunoMaricFromZagreb Scout was called "Harrington" as a reference to jerma985

[@chachopaul695]

The First Trivial Encyclopedia check on Soldier is actually correct. "If fighting is sure to result in victory, than you must fight, even though the ruler forbid it; if fighting will not result in victory, then you must not fight even at the ruler's bidding." - Sun Tzu

[@Neatherback]

I didn't actually know that, so this marks the first time I've been schooled by my own comment section. Wow.

[@Vilendank]

*then

[@spanishnameisjesus]

Encyclopedia (Trivial: Failure)@@Neatherback

[@owlgoddess8534]

@@Neatherbackhonestly really funny that you just assumed it wasn’t true because the soldier said it. i don’t blame you at all

[@jfacum24]

​@@spanishnameisjesusmore like ENCYCLOPEDIA [Challenging: Failure]

[@angryprimalbug5417]

The scout being called Harrington because it’s jerma’s real last name is a deep cut

[@unitymask]

isn't his last name elbertson or am i being fucked with

[@angryprimalbug5417]

@@unitymask he says his name is Elbertson because he doesn’t want people to know his real name

[@americossack3870]

Logic [Heroic: Failure] - What? It was obvious! He’s the red spy!

[@Optimore]

Perception [Trivial: Failure] - See! Red! ... No wait, that's blood.

[@alextinsley1769]

​​@@OptimoreLogic [Trivial: Success] "Looks like we still have problem"

[@SneedFeedAndSeed]

@@alextinsley1769 MIKHAIL -- "Big problem..." DOE -- "Alright, who's ready to go find this Spy?" Drama [Challenging: Success] "Right behind you."

[@MadelineSawyer]

You nailed how shameful Volition is to you when Harry acts out of line lmao

[@kombuchaenjoyer]

LMAO "that would be your mother" actually suits drama so well 😭

[@danger2236]

and it's a legendary check, great detail

[@SearedAhiTuna]

the whole action, slamming the folder down and having the pictures spill out like blood from a gunshot wound. superb.

[@followingtheroe1952]

@@SearedAhiTuna The pictures spilling out is peak savoir faire

[@sidewinder2716]

LOGIC [Medium: Success] - "Unless it's a farm!"

[@WrenchfarmVideo]

Thanks for giving the Spy the Inland Empire quote. My favorite class and favorite skill, a little treat just for me

[@willnash7907]

It speaks to someone who really *got* Disco Elysium. I don't know if that makes sense to you. Just a thought. Sorry, I mean... Conceptualisation [Medium: Success] "It speaks to someone who really got Disco Elysium..." Empathy [Challenging: Success] "I don't know if that makes sense to you. Just a thought."

[@mossy3565]

The Demoman one is still my favourite, maybe because there's so many skills joined together to work so well, but also because of how utterly his Volition score drops the ball Demoman really is an amazing mercenary, held back only by his destructive habits and phenomenally poor moralle

[@yahkimicki236]

Demo is exactly what id imagine a merc version of Harry would be.

[@thisisgarbage9892]

even the "f**k" uses the disco censor sound, incredible eye for detail

[@Dirtyblue929]

Funny thing, you registered "Sun Tzu said that" as a failure but he actually _did_ say that. The Art of War is remarkably direct and "assume the reader has never even thought about this" in its approach to teaching tactics.

[@pestilentsleeper9152]

Broken clock, he could have failed into success.

[@mozarteanchaos]

@@pestilentsleeper9152 knowing him i wouldn't be surprised. his brain just auto-generated something and it happened to be correct

[@Omnicide101]

"Try setting your enemies on fire, they really hate that"

[@Emoconnors]

It could be argued that it's still a failure because he forgot the important half of that quote, which is that if fighting is NOT sure to result in victory, then don't fight at all

[@screamingcactus1753]

@@Omnicide101 "Soldiers fight better when you feed them."

[@lilbard3100]

I love this so much, especially the portraits

[@Neatherback]

Thanks for the kind words!

[@spidey5558]

​@@Neatherback Where did you get the portraits in the first place?

[@followingtheroe1952]

1:30 The impossible authority check to pass off that trivial failure into a real lesson lmao

[@robertpaiva4953]

I absolutely love the tiny detail that you replaced the censor sound in the meet the spy segment with the one from disco Elysium.

[@KaptinScuzgob]

i love that youve got their little portraits. you even got how the portraits get more abstract the more unbalanced someone is! great detail

[@Zarmdthecoolest]

HOLY FUCK THEY DO?????

[@SmileyBMM]

​​@@ZarmdthecoolestYes, it's partly why the starting portrait is so messed up. More good examples are Phillis de Paule, The Paledriver, and Idiot Doom Spiral.

[@SMT-ks8yp]

@@SmileyBMM Measurehead?

[@SmileyBMM]

@@SMT-ks8yp Measurehead might be an extremely strange and hypocritical character, but he isn't unbalanced, dude is sane and lucid.

[@burgertime6372]

2:00 LOGIC [Trivial: success] “Unless its a farm!”

[@reubenbailey7491]

Oh ma gahd that heavy portrait looks so good!

[@Neatherback]

I can't take credit for it! The lovely artist dobrapozitiva allowed me to use it for the video!

[@altereichwald9483]

OH MY GOD This is perfection. Please make more of these. Got into Disco Elysium recently and I'm surprised to see how accurately you presented the skills here. You got a new subscriber

[@yourboi5492]

I love how scout’s portrait is so overwhelmingly blue (hat and eyes) but it’s tinted a bit with red.

[@ultraferal6138]

i bloody love how the even the censor asterisks line up with what demoman actually says (more fecking sea monsters in the great loch ness) amazing job!

[@basedbattledroid3507]

I love how you used their lore names instead of their class names, the names themselves kind of have that disco elysium flavor

[@wuzzle22]

I hope Disco Elysium Skill checks become a meme, it's so good and you don't even need to play the game to understand them

[@wuzzle22]

Case in point: I've never played the game, but I understand all the skill checks perfectly fine

[@wuzzle22]

@iytdominotik Okay that one I don't know

[@nonamesavailable7406]

@iytdominotik Half Light is used for Physical Intimidation. So perfect for Heavy's skill check.

[@AR-yd2nd]

​@@wuzzle22 half light is the fight or flight response. He tells you to be very scary or very scared

[@Zarmdthecoolest]

​@@AR-yd2ndThanks! I'm playing the game and I didn't know that

[@w5ildhero]

This video is so good, I never even considered that the sentry looking at the pills in Meet the Demoman was because of the color sensor, absolutely amazing work!

[@mozarteanchaos]

i REALLY like the detail of both (trivial!!) encyclopedia checks failing during soldier's sun tzu rant. it's such an obvious choice, but it's so, so good

[@Neatherback]

Holy shit this juiced, where did all you people come from, this is an unlisted video

[@MrSnoopy100]

You should put it back up and make more stuff like this regardless.

[@Neatherback]

@@MrSnoopy100 This is a finished section of a larger video, I haven't released it because I haven't fully made the video yet

[@Neatherback]

@@MrSnoopy100 VIDEO IS UP

[@gabrote42]

Not anymore

[@lucaballarati9694]

I like the acknowledgement that "that would be your mother!" is a legendary burn

[@satyropodobny101]

Shame there was no conceptualization passive check during Heavies segment, since he has an actual degree. In Russian literature, but it's still art :P

[@Notdumbchannel-g7m]

my two favorite games, merged. I might cry.

[@jking4854]

Never heard of this game but I can tell this is accurate.

[@havenschade8174]

The game is tf2 and its very accurate lol

[@nickmalachai2227]

The other game is Disco Elysium, and the parts adapted are also very accurate.

[@clairespivak2953]

Soldier didnt fail that last logic check. It was secretly a rhetoric check. "And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place, its called a TZU!"

[@Neatherback]

Its never occured to me that that was a pun on his part. The more you learn...

[@signer0001]

"Do you know what's it's called, SUN? TZU!"

[@brandonmorel2658]

Honestly the Demolitions Man is a character that would be most suited to the Elysium world, as he is a heretic in his own body-temple, a psychotic-neurotic drunkard. He is a motherfuck*ng Scottish cyclops. Like a combination of the Measure-head if he never overcame his crippling self hatred and the Deserter. I can almost hear him rambling about his past exploits as a grenadier infantryman in the revolutionary commune, he would also boast about having a high fascist bourgeois kill-count too.

[@Riboshom]

That first perseption passive on Heavy sounds like it should be interfacing, given how it's about his connection with Sasha, not what he manages to see. Otherwise, fantastic concept with a great execution!

[@Whitecroc]

HE Coordination is also suitable for gun facts.

[@tomfallon4440]

Aww soldiers trivial encyclopedia failures

[@sarcastic2731]

Top Notch work. Skill based dialogue just offers potential for countless memes to be made.

[@Katy133]

The writing style is so on-point! Great work.

[@alicethemad1613]

Soldier failing the trivial encyclopedia check and immediately succeeding an impossible authority check is so in character it’s perfect.

[@Eggtismo]

The only thing this is missing is a conceptualization check for Soldier saying, "Unless it's a farm!"

[@sidewinder2716]

Missed the chance for a Savoir Faire check for spy intentionally outdoing Scout's butterfly knife trick

[@OishikSarkarApocalypso]

Pure art, this fanbase never ceases to surprise and astonish me

[@alexandermacer5226]

Soldier literally speaks what's on his mind That's why skills talk instead of him

[@TheSaocao]

Scout should've suffered -1 Morale

[@Neatherback]

He did, but we're just seeing Spy's perspective lol

[@sundaddy1077]

demo too

[@kierandavis5884]

Wouldn't it be +1? Given that he's the spy.

[@Whitecroc]

@@kierandavis5884 Don't think he has enough Pain Threshold. He's deeply in character at this point.

[@annepandesal]

this is so good wow. the portraits!!! i love this ♡

[@_bisclavret]

This is so good. The attention to detail is insane. You even censored Demo with the correct number of asterisks.

[@SpoopyWraith]

I love the fact that when Demoman's censored swearing happens, the asterisks implies the same amount of characters as the real, uncensored version. Fecking sea monsters in the great loch ness

[@reubenbailey7491]

Okay, I feel left out as a medic main, so I feel like I should do a little something for my main Mann here. INTERFACING [Challenging: Failure] - He yells out as you push it into any space you can find for the oversized and overcharged heart. You think you heard something, or *somethings*, break. LOGIC [Trivial: Success] - That... is a chunk of his lower ribcage. PERCEPTION [Easy: Success] - The worry on his face is tangible even from your peripheral vision. Your reaction isn't helping either, doc. AUTHORITY [Medium: Success] - Quick! Say something to take his mind off it! If he thinks too much, your scientific method might come into question! EMPATHY [Easy: Failure] - So what? His life is in your hands! What is he going to do? Back out now?! SUGGESTION [Legendary: Success] - "Oh, don't be such a baby... ribs grow back!"

[@goosebish8646]

Replacing the bleep when Spy says fuck was such a good touch

[@LieseFury]

Logic: Trivial - Success Unless it's a farm!

[@arbitraryconfusion]

So many great jokes. The scout is named "Harrington"

[@ck5rem608]

Holy fuck, you need to complete the Meet the Spy skill check

[@geegee952]

That fucking heavy portrait with the grimace xddd

[@Finnalychangedmyname]

only nitpick is spy not passing a hand eye coordination check for the knife flip

[@henryburby6077]

I love how the demo gets through on Visual calculus, hand eye coordination, and electrochemistry

[@Grievous_Nix]

Physical instrument [Challenging: success] -LEEEEET'S DO IIIIIIT!

[@Caboose039]

Oh my god, this deserves so many more views. There's so many absolutely lovely details crammed in here. Great work!!!

[@lolman6759]

I like that the perception check on scout failed when he cut himself on the blunt side of the knife

[@Unionhawk73]

Heavy Du Bois is not real, he can't hurt you

[@l337matt]

I didn't know I needed this until I saw it. Thank you, great work.

[@PavltheRobot]

I love it, this got to be my favourite Meet the Team parody. It's brilliant.

[@sefmusic6273]

Suggestion [Trivial Success] - We both got buckets a chicken, wanna do it?

[@papermouse_9]

i love that the censored part of demo's "manky eye" speech even has the correct number of asterisks for what he's really saying in the uncensored version. small detail but a neat one

[@connormcconnell7805]

I like that you did the failed sight check but it's hinted in the video that spy knew scout was the other spy because of the look he gave him and the fact that he was about to say "he could even be right behind you" befor he was cut off

[@crobeau497]

This... this is art. It brings a tear to my eye.

[@GenuinelyUniqueGents]

I dont know if anyone noticed. Demoman's Censors is exactly the amount of characters of what he actually says. Top Quality Content.

[@ГлібКосс]

This is beautiful

[@Michael-rk9ru]

Amazing work! I love all the little extra passive checks.

[@Doctorgeo7]

Putting together two great games? Fantastic!

[@MindOfGenius]

2:41 COMPOSURE [Medium: Success] - He's unable to form coherent words. Good. Now you can take control of this situation with some authority, as if you know what you're doing.

[@samdrow8268]

I never realized the way items are drawn in DE (especially that ledger) fits perfectly in a "Meet the…" screen.

[@szkraft220]

this is actually amazing i commend the effort

[@eliasbutler57]

holy hell how have i not seen this

[@RegulatedMilitia]

demoman should have gotten the -1 health and -1morale after drinking

[@nexokor6091]

Soldier is the definition of Authority [Impossible: Success]

[@TerTeramus]

the writing is incredible, good job

[@RookieREX]

i like that the censor in Demoman's part matches what he says

[@MrDiscountNinja]

Holy fuck, that Encyclopedia [Trivial: Failure] damn near killed me.

[@NeverSeenMyself]

I love this! Two of my favorite games combined! Please make a part two :D

[@Torgan454]

I like that scout has lipstick in his portrait. Really makes you think

[@MomirViggwilv]

LOGIC [Trivial Success] - "Unless it's a farm!"

[@Madam_Samogonni]

Dam, I really love text style in this video (i donno how to call it more correct). I mean, we would see every skills quote in Disco Elisium, they are just perfect (and hilarious).

[@egas4679]

I want something like this, for every single one of the meet the team videos, this is golden oh my god

[@devynduke9188]

This is seriously amazing! Just a matter of time before it takes off

[@Optimore]

This is the most trivial of details, but the censored portion of the Demoman's line is actually written out with the correct spacing and number of asterisks for each word of the real line- "They've got more feckin' sea monsters in the great Loch Ness than they've got the likes of me." Amazing.

[@Tirocoa]

8 months ago ago and only 27k views?! KZbin, you better get your shit together and put this masterpiece in everyone's reccomendations!

[@Astro_Guy_1]

This is way too high quality wow. Needs millions of views

[@necrospencer658]

Needs waaaaay more than 7k views.

[@pyromncer410]

Brilliant. Literal art. 10/10 would watch again.

[@srbrekingbkop8071]

I love how soldier brain its a mess and he just repeat what the voices say. Its a really good detail if you did it on purpose, nice job detective.

[@calmdown5559]

Holy shit that was super well done. Excellent work!

[@seelthedeal_]

the knife spinning could have been a savoir faire check

[@User-d6l6t]

I have multiple questions but it boils down to what is this

[@Neatherback]

It's an explanation to a question that wasn't asked, to put it less cryptically, it's a funny section of the meet the team I remade in Disco Elysium style so people understand what the little portrait people represent.

[@User-d6l6t]

@@Neatherback ohh ok

[@Poorselipitanoff]

Why does nobody talk about the merc's portraits? They look so Disco Elysium-esque and Watercolor. That's great

[@wheresmyeyebrow1608]

Took me years to realise soldier is saying "And that's why we call it a TZU"

[@posthistoricdino422]

love the censorship sound changing on spy

[@critch7514]

I never noticed how nice both games' styles mesh, I wondered why I thought DE looked a little nostalgic.

[@christopherflynn350]

Amazing amazing amazing oml

[@goldengolem4670]

Legendary Drama on spy, my sides!