Meet the Heavy

Meet the Heavy Weapons Guy, one of nine playable character classes in Team Fortress 2.
Name: Heavy Weapons Guy
Role: Defense
Weapons: Chain Gun / Shotgun / Giant Fists
Like a hibernating bear, the Heavy appears to be a gentle giant. Also like a bear, confusing his deliberate, sleepy demeanor with gentleness will get you ripped limb from limb. Though he speaks simply and moves with an economy of energy that's often confused with napping, the Heavy isn't dumb, he's not your big friend, and he generally wishes you'd just shut up before he has to make you shut up.

[@something1135]

I like how he starts speaking perfect English when he talks about his gun

[@kingfriday.]

I believe according to his bio he has a PhD in English literature.

[@mironmalnasi1417]

@@kingfriday. Actually, Russian Literature, but close enough

[@deadacc6338]

having a PhD in Russian literature he would know it puts emphasis on his gun being important to him

[@LucidWeedy]

This scene in the comics is funny as hell to me because he just keeps insisting on talking about his guns instead of his past lmao

[@quitequeerquesadilla]

Only the best for dear Sascha, I suppose

[@PatgaW609]

Bullet in Heavy's hand: an actual bullet Bullets in his ammo belt: *Crayola Crayons*

[@zefzaf.j902]

@Some guy he is a part of the orange team.

[@legochewbacca2214]

incase he gets hungry

[@konnorrockkonnoisseur4970]

Is that a Marines joke?

[@legochewbacca2214]

@@konnorrockkonnoisseur4970 yes

[@jamesluers1516]

@Some guy It's because he's the face of Tf2, which in that the logo is orange.

[@_GhostMiner]

0:28 "It costs 400 000$ to develop with this engine for 12 seconds" - Unity devs

[@SantoshSharma-bm6xg]

It takes 12 seconds for the download tax to make a man bankrupt​@@mammamia4636

[@NigerianCrusader]

AND IT COSTS 400000000 DOLLARS TO VOTE FOR BIDEN CUZ HE SCUKS TRUMP 2024🇺🇸

[@videogamestuff3397]

🥚👈

[@lorantpapp07]

Thank god they didnt actually do that. A fun fact about the guy who had that idea btw, he was the ceo of EA before getting fired due to being "too greedy". How can you be too greedy for EA?

[@thundermarkperun1083]

LMAO, that's like getting kicked out of hell 🤣

[@longerthanyouthink]

Who's here after watching the voice actor Gary Schwartz reenact this IRL? That guy's a living legend

[@quin.tessential]

real

[@thisdeath]

yea gary schwartz did such a great job for heavy and also demo

[@pacifistichuman82649]

zhe what

[@JounLord1]

I had to watch it right afterwards to compare.

[@La_Win69]

Yep

[@PlaceHolderHandleOrWhaver]

It costs $400,000 to have fun at Disneyland.........for twelve seconds.

[@reptids4282]

good meme

[@yassinelhossainy4224]

Beelz for fuckin reals. lolz

[@pishly8768]

Beelz for fuckin reals. True that

[@eragoncat07]

Funny part is I'm going this week!

[@jacob527]

Seems accurate

[@sirblorskii1358]

How to not pay 400k to fire this weapon: Shoot for 11 seconds

[@adamDJDdarwisy]

Big brain

[@Yes-if8jg]

Big Brain

[@heavy965]

Such a fool,i was

[@alfredharrison597]

Doot doot!

[@uzzi3760]

Biggest brian ever

[@thesolersystemofgames841]

"This is weapon" "Weighs kilograms" "Fires cartridges" "Costs dollars"

[@Looona_fan]

*laughs*

[@lastchanc3stars]

meet team

[@PolyMoly1998]

WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?

[@RotisserieDivorcePapers]

for seconds

[@mrfrog0913]

My god...

[@wruxiz6104]

I love how hes portrayed as the dumbest character in the series, aside from maybe soldier, yet you can clearly tell hes a smart guy hes just a man of few words.

[@nightshadedreams2989]

And those are the kinds of people you have to watch out for, you never know when it will be your last At least that's my perspective

[@Zendar1]

He has a phd

[@I-am-invisible]

over writing this comment because people will not stop replying, my mind is firm on that 💗

[@clumsypanda7433]

​@@I-am-invisiblewhat about Engineer?

[@ahmed4363]

​@@I-am-invisibleengineer and medic are definitely smarter, heavy is more comparable to spy or sniper

[@PieTheWayOriginal]

If EA would own tf2: 0:28

[@suratmansuratman9146]

Don't say when, or else it'll be The future. Just say "if" okay? You don't want EA to own tf2 don't you?

[@Star-ny3fm]

@suratman suratman I d- NO NO I JOKED AAAAAH *dies*

[@PieTheWayOriginal]

Ok

[@PieTheWayOriginal]

Fixed.

[@Prince_of_Games]

I hate this comment but I love this comment

[@LawreAnimations]

Canonically to the comics, the director tried in every way to convince Heavy to talk about himself, but eventually gave up because Heavy kept talking about his gun

[@emtee7138]

My favorite part about that comic is how Heavy motions the words as he slowly says that he likes to shoot gun

[@mariustan9275]

I think it's because Heavy doesn't want to say he has a family he loves dearly in case something ever were to happen to them.

[@LawreAnimations]

@@mariustan9275 But if I recall correctly, the Director specifically asks him if Heavy actually escaped from a gulag with his family (?)

[@NicholasVetter-sy8io]

The gun *IS* himself. That’s basically all you need to know about Heavy

[@MisterJohnDoe]

"Guns. I like to shoot them. That's all you need to know."

[@da_purple_lizard]

It's amazing how the formats of all "Meet The" videos perfectly reflect each character. Heavy and Engineer's videos are very calm and pretty much fit the format of a job interview. They quickly tell the director about themselves and then prove what they just said by demonstrating their skill. Sniper's video is closer to an ad, which is fitting, because he's the mercenariest of all mercenaries. Saying cool sounding lines about his job, explaining the importance of it, all on top of having something of a motto with the "Professionals have standarts" line. Plus the music also fits the mood. Soldier (R.I.P.) has a motivational speech for his platoon. Bold statements, loud and harsh voice, not meaningful yet powerful lines like the zoo monologue and a montage that shows what a good soldier should be. Jane Doe is trying to act like a military officer, and you know what? He succeeds. Scout and Demo are them speaking about their life, their achievements and how they got to this point in life. They treat it not as a job interview, but as a friendly chat, so they tell much more about their backstory. They are both, at their heart, pretty nice people (yep, even scout) so they, naturally, want to tell more about themselves. Spy, Medic and Pyro are all very interesting cases. Their videos aren't job interviews or something like that; instead, they are short movies, and every one of them has an easy explanation: 1. Spy is NEVER supposed to give an interview. He's intended to be a mystery, something hidden from the public's eyes, lurking in the shadows, so, of course, the only way to introduce people to him is just by showing what he does from his enemies' perspective. 2. Medic also has reasons to keep some information about himself a mystery. His methods of healing? Experiments with humans as subject. His medicine? Wild, unethical and possibly illegal concoctions. Even his status as a medic? Doubted, because he lost his medical license. The only person who he doesn't bother to hide the truth from is Heavy. Again, the best way to get any facts about the Medic is through a documentary about him. 3. Pyro is physically incapable of telling about himself (I consider him a man). I would never expect someone who lives in a magical rainbow unicorn land with angelic babies to give an interview that even remotely starts to make sense, which is rendered impossible since Pyro is wearing a gas mask. So we're left to guess what he is, just like the other mercenaries, who give us their thoughts. This is just genius. The TF2 team is (or was) amazing. TL;DR: every "Meet The" video is a masterpiece on all levels.

[@MajorZero61]

Yeah...once upon a time, Valve gave a shit about this game. The attention to detail in almost everything they did was incredible.

[@nathaliedumont6256]

I 100% agree, these made my life better.

[@insertnamehere9718]

Don’t forget Meet The Sandvich! Which is shot like a possibly more low-budget sketch because it’s a shitpost!

[@newturtle3]

They made one for sandvich Best 10th class merc

[@meatgrindallfascists]

Please give me an example of Demo or Scout telling much more about their backstory in their Meet the team video

[@punimarudogaman]

Gosh... it was 14 years ago, and still today, I am impressed by the facial expressions. That excellent animation was so "accurate".

[@NigerianCrusader]

VICE CITY HAS BEtter FACIAL ANIMATIONS IN 2002

[@unitedcity_mc4421]

@@NigerianCrusadernot compared to this.

[@NigerianCrusader]

@@unitedcity_mc4421 WHY?

[@snazztacular]

Heavy has been outsmarting people with bullet for ten whole years now

[@donna8536]

He is the only one who can out smart bullet

[@nothoughtsheadempty3097]

What about scout with bonk atomic punch

[@aprofessionalgamer5355]

MEDICS UBER.

[@kingchance1145]

Dead ringer

[@katty_7118]

@snazztacular *boolet

[@budder561]

“It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds” [Music]

[@noahm5709]

its music to my ears

[@creeeperr8087]

I did the 1 k like

[@lucosio7363]

Fun fact to empty all 200 rounds it would cost 77,066,666.7$

[@Reaperlevii]

PAUL TOUCHED MY GUN

[@noahm5709]

@@KnightandDay33 your god damn right

[@JackHuston-oj9kk]

Can we just say this: If that gun weighs 150kg (330lbs) that means Heavy can not only lift, but walk and run with a 330 lb minigun without breaking a sweat or even appearing affected. Dude's basically walking power armor

[@brandonszpot8948]

He’s carrying a machine gun that would typically only be used on top of a standing tripod.

[@gabo69420]

And boolets too

[@FurkanKarakoc-io2ld]

Imagine how fast he could run without the gun

[@Random_guy788]

Bro is actually Doomguy

[@LDSG_A_Team]

And let's not even get into the ABSURD amount of recoil.....

[@randompoorlydrawndragon3076]

Came back here after seeing "Meet the REAL Heavy", this game truly is a masterpiece

[@NigerianCrusader]

WHAT AVOHT MEET THE TOMMY VERCITTI VICE CITY BETTER TF2

[@Beltboy]

@@NigerianCrusader you're really committing to the trolling lmao

[@KishinAubrey]

i like how sincerely the heavy speaks when he's sitting he may be a big scary russian man who doesn't speak the best english, but when he's not killing you, he's the wisest, most sincere guy you'll ever see

[@zamnoyrazvadva3527]

He's oddly expressive and gentle for a giant murder machine

[@matematulji]

In thr comics he's actually pretty much as smart as Spy is (in terms of schooling and PHDs as he had a PHD in Russian Literature)

[@JamesTheFoxeArt]

Agreed

[@batuhan-g6534]

@@matematulji Im pretty sure Spy is smarter since Spy potentially know every languege.

[@matematulji]

@@batuhan-g6534 well obviously Spy is smarter, but Heavy is not that far behind him. If I remember correctly, from smartest to dumbest is: 1. Medic (11 PHDs) 2. Engineer (7 PHDs) 3. Spy 4. Heavy 5. Demoman (cause of his insane knowledge of bombs) 6. Sniper 7. Scout 8. Soldier And Pyro is unknown. It is argued that Soldier, although an idiot, may be smarter than Scout because he's actually a very impressive strategist, while Scout only has his street smarts.

[@k8was]

Heavy in game: crazed physco sociopath Heavy in the lore: a very nice smart family man

[@jamesshride3158]

Why not both?

[@megawl2086]

He just genuinely loves his job and his family, the problems start when you remember that his job is mowing people down with a giant minigun

[@ridgetmacaroni7015]

@@megawl2086 I mean when you consider part of his childhood was spent in a Russian gulag, it's no wonder he's got a couple screws loose

[@JazzKazoo0930]

@Ridget Macaroni honestly heavy is probably one of the most sane mercs, and probably one of the less evil team members. He obviously has no problem laughing while mowing people down with a minigun, but that's about it.

[@Master_Exploder5000]

He's not a sociopath, he just loves a little bit of carnage.

[@LemarSullivan821]

"I've yet to meet person who can outsmart bullet" Medic's default ubercharge: hold my Oktoberfest style beer

[@charliemt761]

0:18 something about Heavy proudly describing how Sasha works is oddly satisfying/interesting for some reason lol

[@Looona_fan]

Probably because he started speaking perfect English when he was talking about it, not to mention the amount of detail he added.

[@charliemt761]

I thought his English was alright through the full thing, but yeah, the amount of detail is oddly satisfying lol @@Looona_fan

[@kimjaehee9294]

The dislikes are from the people who think they can outsmart bullet

[@tezztickelzz4759]

Underrated comment

[@clown8931]

Medic outsmarted boolet

[@thesabre8458]

*thought

[@carsondubs]

Boolet

[@kingpeanut7273]

no one can.

[@l1quidbeatz46]

Heavy: Laughing Subtitles: *[Music]* I mean, it isn't wrong!

[@emingozonunde7769]

LMAO

[@moose200]

Hey! Remember that guy that said they see you everywhere? Guess whos experiencing that too now?

[@Obesestrawberry]

Finally the subtitles are correct for 1

[@arthurgabriel4325]

"Do do doh doooh, odoh doh doh doh COME SING WITH ME! Do doh do doooh dooh!"

[@bigmac3373]

His laugh is literally the russian anthem so thats why it says [music]

[@TheMeekster13]

hi im here to rewatch after the legend himself Gary Schwartz reenacted this.

[@LordTchernobog]

Me too. Time flies.

[@netflixnotnte]

And now, we finally have a live action version of him. Finally.

[@ashuraahunter]

Did anyone notice that the Heavy fires his minigun for *EXACTLY* 12 seconds?

[@mos4434]

Yeah he starts at about 1:05 and stops at about 1:17

[@terminatorsoldaccount9639]

yep, i timed it. 12 seconds... lol

[@benjamind.4790]

For me it was eleven, maybe I just timed it wrong though.

[@Lieutenant_Dude]

400000 dollars well spent

[@petergorombey3249]

+FallaciousScotsman $400000 were spent making this film

[@LimeAtions]

5 years later: realizes he is actually saying “cry some more” not some random gibberish

[@Pixel-xb2df]

More like in his accent

[@emirtahasararslan7535]

i thought it was grab some more

[@pyrogaming7021]

i thought he said get eye some more

[@civilwildman]

I knew he was saying "Cry Some more!" the first time I ever watched this trailer over a decade ago. I guess my hearing's that good.

[@upseguest]

I somehow understanded cry some more the first time i watched this

[@GuerreiroAventureiro]

14 years later and he did in IRL

[@DylanDaPhantom]

Yup 😊

[@nyaan69]

yess

[@thatoneguy6479]

This cinematic is a few months younger than I am. I have been playing team fortress 2 for half of my life, and I love every minute of it

[@Hotwheels_taste_pretty_good]

1:06 when that one kid has the battery operated nerf gun

[@mechanwhal6590]

Flywheel master race!

[@something1135]

why those are so expensive

[@neoncentix]

now i know why my family members stopped wanting to have nerf fights with me.

[@OuredFoster]

*How it FEELS to have a full auto Nerf gun as a kid*

[@overunder8248]

Titan CS-50 am i right?

[@donutstand]

Fun Fact: TF2 takes place in 1968, so that means that in today's money it would cost 2.5 Million dollars to fire Sasha for 12 seconds.

[@biraptor6205]

how the hell can heavy afford it?

[@AMpr0d]

Paid for by the gov, don't worry about it.

[@AAhmou]

What do you think there is in the wallet?

[@k0dlak]

You guys are really fucking dumb aren't ya?

[@oliveboi1474]

Yay inflation! Great way to stimulate the economy right? Right??

[@redguydhmis]

Me showing the cashier my 100% discount coupons

[@difinplays]

dude cant believe that the heavy va has recreated this video IRL. TNX shork

[@luchomuchiut3826]

Heavy: Laughs Subtitles: Music

[@thatoneguynoonelikes6974]

MMMM...YES. THIS IS BETTER THAN MOZARTS SHIT!!

[@Thesplunkydunk]

I just realized Paul touched heavys gun

[@rallakos]

I guess you could say, its music to my ears, am i right fellas? 👉😎👉

[@giorgiamartina4062]

yes

[@detroviolet326]

Deaf people: *confused dancing*

[@lockerhead]

It's been 14 years, and we still don't know who touched his gun.

[@aprofessionalgamer5355]

Paul did.

[@thatoneguynoonelikes6974]

It was *PAUL*

[@yes6839]

Knowing scout, he probably did it

[@rallakos]

Fucking paul man, hate that guy

[@fripipe9882]

It was Miss PAULing.

[@Terminated_Account]

And now we have the Real life meet the Heavy!

[@Zejgar]

The lip smack at 1:01 is my favorite part of this.

[@piranhathewise728]

Subtitles:"Paul touched my gun" Guys we need to find Paul

[@bat6353]

After all these years, we're gonna get the bastard.

[@bat6353]

@Paul kzbin.info/www/bejne/h2HZeJKHaJ1op5I

[@dexterjettster3683]

Keep searching bois

[@Pleuros]

We're gonna find him in the Japanese forest dw

[@AustroStudios2003]

Sacrafice Paul to the heavy

[@abirmawi2808]

Heavy: *"oh my god who touched sasha?!"* Scout: *chuckles* "I'm in danger"

[@Thecloaker_]

Abir Mawi nah it was Paul. Turn on subtitles. Paul touched his gun.

[@SPACE-PILOT]

Who touch my gun!

[@yoboikamil525]

PAUL HOW DARE YOU

[@FieryBunny1546YT]

Abir Mawi lolololol

[@getinthecrust4907]

“I think I’ll take Sasha out to steak dinner tonight”

[@chefman5167]

Who else is here after watching the Meet the Real Heavy?

[@NigerianCrusader]

TRUMP ISNT TRUMP TF TRU P BETRER TF2

[@Man_Aslume]

​@@NigerianCrusaderalright bot

[@mohamedboreiy9443]

After 14 years, the dream became a reality

[@DinsRune]

Heavy's not dumb, he's just straightforward.

[@Wurtoz9643]

No he just got al his Russian phds so hi dint hav tim for dum Enlish langvag.

[@NigerianCrusader]

TRUMP ISNT DUMB

[@zichenghan7585]

@@NigerianCrusader ??????????

[@ooooothatsshit158]

​@@NigerianCrusaderwhat?

[@NigerianCrusader]

@@zichenghan7585 yOU DONT UDNERSTAND?

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

Heavy canonically has a PHD in Russian Literature.

[@killerkirby366]

Well not tehniqLy but valve has bassicly adopted that into his cannon

[@user-iu4fm5rb8i]

@@thinkingboi9508 It's short for Doctor of Philosophy. It is a degree attainable in any discipline or field of study except for medicine.

[@CIARUNSITE]

And is gay.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

So it would be pretty hard to outsmart him. Also canonically the Demoman owns two mansions.

[@Plantify9339]

@@CIARUNSITE people can outsmart heavy? Maybe... Can they outsmart you? Definitely.

[@critch7514]

After so many years, so many hours watching SFM animations, it's a bit jarring to see Heavy as an actual, unironic 2010s video game mascot.

[@stoopidhuman4029]

fun fact: did you know that the emblem on heavy's shoulder was a originally going to be a skull and cross bones, it was a prototype and was only shown in this video, (you can see it the best at 1:14 )

[@newturtle3]

I think fists work better Skull and crossbones in game mean marked for death and heavies by themselves are walking targets lol

[@ianmarti977]

Why Valve has treated this game like it doesn’t exist anymore? This is Valve’s first youtube video.

[@Takai05]

We have been left behind and forgotten, the glory days of the team are all but a hazy feel of nostalgia and I fear we may never peak again.

[@AcronymARES]

Valve's putting focus on Half-Life: Alyx until it releases in early 2020. So we're just going to have to be patient, gentlemen.

[@cubism_2]

I liked this cuz of your picture

[@noob1saibot2]

WHY NO HEAVY UPDATE

[@disnagburnazog9552]

just please update VAC no more sniper bots please

[@Mattsimilate]

Fun fact: Heavy has a PhD in literature, which technically makes him more of a doctor than the Medic, who lost his medical license. Edit: *Russian literature

[@daleval1567]

No wonder his sandwich can heal people

[@skykrasher4475]

I could be wrong but doesn’t Demoman have a degree as well? And Engie has like a million PHDs

[@Mattsimilate]

@@skykrasher4475 I don't know about Demo, he does hold 3 jobs tho. As for Engineer, he has 11 PhD-s.

[@jolly9966]

If I remember correctly It’s not official cannon but it makes sense, valve didn’t help write anything with poker night at the inventory

[@kirbyinthereallife4980]

When the patient woke up his skeleton was missing and the doctor was never heard of *AGAIN*

[@alisonheard9791]

“Some people think you can outsmart me, maybe, maybe. I’ve yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet”. TF2 heavy

[@YourLordAndSaviorPana]

It's been 15 years, the internet has yet to outsmart bullet.

[@captainbensooftheoil4391]

"It costs $400,000 to fire this gun for 12 seconds" At 1:05 he fires the gun for exactly 12 seconds *_STONKS_*

[@cubesolver2564]

Looks like they had just enough budget left to demonstrate him shooting. So the budget for this 'film' was above $400,000.

[@Jone_V]

I counted like 11

[@brandonjames7670]

@@Jone_V 1:05 to 1:17 he's right

[@Jone_V]

@@brandonjames7670 nope, for a split second the screen is black, nearly 12, but not 12

[@corpsemachine6949]

@@Jone_V you have too much time

[@electrokyo9684]

Heavy in the comics: has a PhD in Russian Literature, is very smart, and cares for Medic Heavy in game: YATATATATATA

[@jveerf8573]

Pootispootispootispootis

[@Komintern6]

@@jveerf8573 D I S P E N S E R

[@Komintern6]

@Bounty Fan 3941 S E N T R Y

[@Poooti]

This is my sandwich

[@Raycherry348]

CRY FOR SOMEMORE

[@RandomJohn806]

Who else is here because the new meet the real heavy video just dropped?

[@LordTchernobog]

hello there

[@RandomJohn806]

@@LordTchernobog hey there my main class is the engineer that means I solve problems

[@thisdeath]

@@RandomJohn806 but only practical problems not problems cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.

[@Gordon_Freeman1838]

1:15 the t-posing sniper in the background for a split second is funny

[@baimo_ofc]

where

[@Gordon_Freeman1838]

@@baimo_ofc if you look closely the sniper near the rocks t-poses just before doing an aiming animation

[@Somersalsa]

0:36 *heavy laughing Subtitles: *MUSIC*

[@fuszy413]

Its music to my ears

[@redacted144]

Perfect

[@breakinggood3601]

Cause it's music to my ears

[@unkindledparsley]

"Paul touched my gun"

[@jiggybaba786]

Because it's a beautiful laugh

[@Lgnno10125]

"Some people think they can outsmart me" Heavy says with a degree

[@lincolnisnamedlincoln]

nay, a phd

[@vibethecat4194]

"but I've yet to meet someone who can outsmart bullet" Heavy says with a Phd (and a bullet)

[@hobomike6935]

"some people think they can outsmart me. maybe.....(sniff) maybe.... _I have yet to meet one who can outsmart bullet."_ *literally has crayons in his ammo belt

[@bozo460]

@@vibethecat4194 i mean if heavy himself can't outsmart bullet then who will?

[@vibethecat4194]

@@bozo460 the other bullets, duh

[@chrissyo25]

How nice of Valve to make an animated version of the real heavy! It must feel amazing to have an animated short about yourself. 😊

[@justsomeguywithoutamustach4132]

pov you just came from the 14 years later and he still got it video of his voice actor

[@user-sf9gs2pg1b]

yup, I came from that. Know nothing about tf2, never saw this video, and thought that video was the original, lmao... embarrassing, I know. ;-;

[@PsychoticFox0120]

You have no idea how much I've heard this monologue...

[@justAlbert_]

+jedi sammy hello to you brother

[@Anduron_Lazul]

Correction: Monologue.

[@PsychoticFox0120]

ShadowX 1337 Oops. My mistake. XD

[@nevsky69420]

Heh, Cry some more

[@Silverwind87]

Four hundred thousand dollars.

[@Amarenamann]

Past tense of ping is pong.

[@kiznaiverssx814]

I came from Meet the REAL Heavy. Gary is an absolute legend

[@pathagerty5809]

It’s like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Dwayne Johnson had a baby

[@juggei_jugsxd2841]

Yep two dudes had a kid so normal

[@cack-yo-weennormieyaki3094]

@@juggei_jugsxd2841 joke

[@juggei_jugsxd2841]

@@cack-yo-weennormieyaki3094 I know

[@SPG69]

He’s name is The Rock

[@SlightlyEgotistical]

sir, SIR

[@Daft-SFM]

amogus

[@originalname8316]

You deserve way more credit for this

[@zappafranklin40]

Math major managing to make a mathematical estimate, thank you

[@SuperSonicFan172]

So you fire a weapon 24/7 without reloading, eating, sleeping, etc. Wow

[@SuperSonicFan172]

@@D00000T Slaves eat and shit for you. Its the future

[@atralik7403]

R/TheyDidTheMath

[@Irishbroadsword]

00:28 price of petrol these days

[@entr0pix]

tf2 fans: hes a gentle giant. sweet and misunderstood the gentle mfker in question:

[@Jabeanboy]

“It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon for 12 seconds.” *_The lad said, as he proceeded to fire his mini gun for exactly 12 seconds._*

[@erikberkemanvinnerborg91]

i counted in the end and sure enough, he fired for exactly 12 seconds

[@Sonichero151]

It's like it was meant to be

[@SallinKari]

Ran out of budget

[@mike_vl14]

@Ernan Huerta animations and stuff iT wAs 11.9 ArE yOu DuMb?

[@magdalenadymek7643]

It must be an mony gun

[@ericbazinga]

"It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon for 12 seconds" EA: "write that down, write that down!"

[@Eurofighter-Typhoonman]

That almost happened

[@vankisha]

@@Eurofighter-Typhoonman W-what?

[@Eurofighter-Typhoonman]

@@vankisha EA offered to buy valve back in 2012 for 1 billion dollars, thankfully Gabe Newell, declined and said "Valve would rather disintegrate, than to ever sell out"

[@Komintern6]

@@Eurofighter-Typhoonman Source?

[@Eurofighter-Typhoonman]

@@Komintern6 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gZumhImQaLSEbs0 Skip to 2:02

[@bgoldbricks2002]

I love the detail that the clip of him shooting at the end is in fact 12 seconds long.

[@eleegeant_dergenter]

*_THIS IS A CLASSIC_*

[@jo54ieyt]

guys... it's been confirmed... paul touched his gun... Turn on captions at 0:46

[@breakinggood3601]

I guess it's Pauling

[@anduro7448]

@@breakinggood3601 r63 pauling

[@anduro7448]

Jake Paul you piece of shit. wasnt it enought that you made the suicide vlog video!?!?!??!

[@nylesung3038]

ExplodingGriffy! Fucking Paul bro

[@locvo2050]

@@anduro7448 lmao you fucking buffoon it was logan paul not jake paul

[@goblinman8179]

10 questions science still can't answer! Who touched Sasha

[@broniproni5239]

Paul... 0:50

[@Illegiblescream]

Let's be real here. It was scout. It's always scout.

[@tangerinepaint3643]

Or the Galactic Headhunter Sniper

[@theconductoresplin8092]

That dam spy

[@Someone-sq8im]

it was paUL

[@golfcartlmao]

you can see after heavy admits to people outsmarting him a small bit of confidence building in his face before dropping one of the best lines from any ‘meet the’ video. genuinely can’t decide which one of these videos is the best but at the moment i think it’s this one

[@darkzoyt9094]

t-posing sniper

[@makarylli1]

where?

[@darkzoyt9094]

at 1:14, next to the big rock. he's more A posing kinda​@@makarylli1

[@noah3038]

Overwatch: Detailed backstory with overwatch fans crying about it. TF2: "I'm heavy weapons guy"

[@irrelevanttroll3312]

dang i know its a joke but very true

[@dubhog]

Overwatch,detailed and story in the same sentence? You're crazy

[@noah3038]

@@dubhog i guess your right I lost interest midway through the movie.

[@dubhog]

@@noah3038 it's bad mostly because tf2's story is very detailed and original,like every valve game (maybe l4d is a little cliche,but not so much,it's very original too)

[@noah3038]

@@dubhog that's very true i dont see overwatch releasing comics.

[@blank2.093]

Fun fact, Elon Musk with his current networth of 264 Billion could fire Sasha for abour 91 days straight

[@InquisitorBoomBoom]

Barrel broke before the wallet 😂

[@Feras_Plays]

That number would be less counting inflation

[@rosscooke2737]

Nice

[@ethansanders5706]

Holy crap

[@Resi1ience]

Actually, technically, adjusting for inflation, he would be able to fire Sasha for _10_ days straight. Which is still 9 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes and 48 seconds longer than anyone has any business firing Sasha for.

[@zside90]

"WHO TOUCHED MY GUN" had me laughing on the floor

[@skeletial]

Does anyone else just sit down every once in a while and watch the entire meet the team?

[@Gracericon]

Heavy: WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?! Subtitles: Paul touched my gun. *I think the subtitles know something we don't.*

[@watchpointoh3354]

Then Paul is a dead man...

[@gerku670]

I get that in the auto caption too

[@jafshrimp7322]

my name is Paul and i hear angry russian screaming in the distance, what is happening?

[@watchpointoh3354]

@@jafshrimp7322 HE'S COMING FOR YOU!

[@manitro337]

00:35

[@invalid_user_handle]

Fun fact: Heavy in the russian version of Meet the Heavy is very well spoken compared to the English version, a reference to him having a degree in Russian Literature.

[@greenpizza2819]

Also, when he talks about his gun in this version, he speaks perfect English

[@Mhar_Dann]

Maybe because it’s his second language and is actually big brain play from valve

[@NinjaSushi2]

I've actually heard this theory that heavy weapons guy has a doctorate degree in Russian classical literature but that he chooses to spend most of his time blasting people with Sasha because that's more fun.

[@nhantnt]

@@Mhar_Dann he's russian

[@mediocrio]

@@NinjaSushi2 pretty sure that's canon to the lore, actually! heavy's intelligence is Very specialised

[@christopheralejandromezapa8934]

Gary, what a legend.

[@Kinemastermovies]

0:47 WHO TOUCH MY GUN?!

[@buzzlightyearpfp7641]

i like how overwatch has like a billion 5 minute long shorts that all tie into eachother and every character has an elaborate backstory, and heavy just saying "i am heavy weapons guy" conveys more character development and progression than all that combined.

[@zomboss9242]

Alex Qwertyuiop you know it’s been a while since you watched “meet the spy”

[@JorgetePanete]

THAN*

[@UNFDsBRO_TCY_7916]

It's called breaking the 4th wall, you'll find a character more interesting when he/she interacts with the audience.

[@anima94]

@@UNFDsBRO_TCY_7916 I just watched meet the spy and it had no 4th wall breaking but still lots of character

[@TheTdw2000]

@@UNFDsBRO_TCY_7916 this isn't 4th wall breaking, he's talking to the director.

[@grandmasterauto]

His emotions go 0 - 100 real quick. 🔥

[@-Poka-]

Well he's Heavy, what did you expect!

[@karimhossam717]

It costs 400 thousand dollars to fire rhis weapon for 12 seconds... BAHAHAAAA!!!! HOHOHO

[@zeybloxia]

LMAO

[@mercado7502]

5th reply

[@r7g855]

Sasha

[@user-no2ch4ei8h]

Kids after getting a big break from school 1:10

[@YesMan5]

Paul touched his gun guys 0:48 ( captions on )

[@Camoengie]

Heavy: "Who touched my gun" Subtitles: "Paul touched my gun" Now we know

[@PantherAusfD1944]

Salt Shaker music gun now...

[@Star-ny3fm]

I ruined the 69th like

[@springingsometraps9036]

LOGAN PAAAAUUL!!

[@Succubus2Angel]

Oh my god! Who touched Sasha?! Who touched my sister?! ^o^

[@ninjacker1497]

y e s

[@nathaneabbott]

The car dealership guy describing a car you are interested in: 0:19

[@jo54ieyt]

... it costs $400 000 to ride this car for 12 seconds

[@anthonysmithcooking8873]

ExplodingGriffy! Must be a EA car

[@PassTheSnails]

Fires 200 dollar custom dual cartridges...

[@Bruva_Ayamhyt]

I want a car that fires 12,000 bullets per minute!

[@user-sv6hv6ym1d]

Oh, new GTA Online update! What now? A flying baths with homing missles? It costs 400'000... i can't stop laughi...

[@I50L4T3D]

1:14 T-Posing Sniper

[@Kuzeyman09]

What a cool guy! I hope he got an update later...I HOPE GABEN

[@CompetitiveGlueSniffer]

Well, here comes the fact, that you didn't probably noticed. Heavy says that he didn't met anyone who can outsmart the bullet. This is actually a reference to the Russian phrase ,,on the battlefield, the dumbest is the bullet", and Heavy has a PhD in Russian Literature. He's basically saying that his enemies are more dumb than the bullet.

[@doskastyle]

Omg, you know more than russian like me

[@CompetitiveGlueSniffer]

@Solo UnU suario yesh

[@maomao6023]

I mean... blue soldier exists

[@technoscrap]

I'm pretty sure the entire phrase is basically that a bayonet was better that a bullet because of the bad accuracy of muskets.

[@aarontheperson6867]

the fact that he has a PhD isn't canon (i dont think it is anyway) but yeah heavy is cool as shit

[@sus_stick]

"I am heavy weapons guy, and *this* is my weapon." One of the most iconic lines in gaming history. -Problably.-

[@sus_stick]

"I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet." That too. Also iconic as fuck.

[@B3N_Youtube]

Very

[@CreeperCart]

And "I fear no man, but that... *thing* it's scares me"

[@Pnuemonia-Nakey]

"it costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon... For twelve seconds." Also decently iconic

[@FelixFox1978]

WAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAA AHAHAHAHAHAHA CRY SOME MORE!!!

[@arcturus64]

Meet the REAL Heavy lead me here.

[@foul_ball7025]

I feel like the additional context from meet the director improves this meet the team video the most

[@worf8964]

Nobody: The subtitles: P A U L T O U C H E D M Y G U N

[@worf8964]

@Carson 629 yea

[@carolynslaton8982]

Miss Pauling did you touch Sasha

[@masterofpasta95]

Fuck you Paul

[@marcoe.3314]

Stupid paul

[@reddeadfan2040]

Fuck u paul

[@jellyacz3834]

*Some People Think They Can Outsmart Me* *Maybe* *Sniff* *Maybe*

[@obisvanainobis9950]

Oh did you watch the same video as me?!

[@rogercameron6912]

*But not us.* *Not us.*

[@thememelord5975]

I've yet to meet someone who can outsmart bullet

[@sashabraus9422]

You know, you kinda outsmarted me. I expected the "read more" button to just be you typing that in bold

[@thedawkturr4481]

@@tangerinepaint3643 *WEEEHH! UAAAHHH! AHHHAHAHAHAHA!* *_CRY SOME MORE!!_*

[@Amarenamann]

Water is like liquid elevator music.

[@amsal12]

It's been 15 years since this released and I've never noticed that the heavy icon on his clothing shows a skull instead of bullets.

[@Fuzon-S]

"I am Heavy Weapons Guy... And- *holds up Super Smash Bros invitation* THIS..."

[@lightn2783]

This, is my mail

[@brendan9734]

What's his final smash? Medic's Ubercharge? I'd be up for it. The middle area by the bridge in twofort would make a nice map, too.

[@Peusterokos1]

@@brendan9734 Winding up sasha and going on a shooting spree for as long as his "WAAA, WAAAAR CRY SOME MORE" quote goes

[@evankauffman2139]

@@brendan9734 His final Smash would be the boxing gloves taunt kill.

[@ouralisacs3989]

This is a Smash invitation

[@superbigtime]

The Heavy is arguably the sanest class. The Engineer clearly personally revels in mass killing via his machines, the Sniper fills jars of piss to throw at people, and the Spy is cold as ice and extremely apathetic to any kind of murder. The Heavy isn't a crazed killer, he just loves his job. And his gun.

[@LuckiSir]

And his family.

[@titanictnt7476]

@@LuckiSir And your mom.

[@LuckiSir]

TitanicTNT good one

[@surelyyoujestin4871]

He bought a gun that costs more than most cars to fight in a war don't sit there there and tell me that hes sane

[@hiveknight7416]

That kinda makes him just as insane as the others. Loving his job is literally loving killing, you dumb sack. You literally can't be completely sane and be a merc killing others for money at the same time.

[@capoeira__]

Here after the Gary Schwarts irl remake with ShorK!

[@DrCheez342]

this is actuallly why the heavy really likes the medic cause he was able to outsmart bullets with the uber

[@AnActualAlmondJoy]

0:52 when the quiet kid gets made fun of

[@thankful.u.a.z9297]

Well time to run

[@porkybeans1154]

*pumped up kicks intensifies*

[@Chuno_]

1:05 the next day at school

[@Goat_Lord]

not funny

[@censorduck]

@@Goat_Lord You must be a ball at parties.