Meet the "Hit Squad" of GTA Online..

[@ModestPelican]

GET YOUR PELI MERCH 🥰 💦www.modestpelican.shop/ 💦www.modestpelican.shop/

[@yeetanddelete2947]

YES SIR GENERAL PELICAN

[@qxotc]

I’m broke

[@eahasstmich9341]

No

[@kingofcats8561]

Nice

[@TwistedFister88]

I did before and it was poor quality. Plus it had a kids finger in the box...

[@theonlyzanny]

wish I could clone myself like that so I have homies to play UNO with

[@cosmicknight2171]

Yo I love your vids Zanny.

[@korshun6023]

I don’t have uno on my xbox

[@GAVERR10]

I'll play Uno with you Zanny

[@masteryoda5148]

What if you, and here me out stay hydrated?

[@BotchaLoa]

AYYY ZANNY'S HERE

[@cameronbleecker9072]

that’s it. that’s officially the first merch plug that i genuinely enjoyed

[@juhorantala04]

for real

[@TheGunBros-rd3cu]

Same

[@liamcox7270]

Yeah

[@sanjilee5881]

Yes

[@unnamedchannel1237]

Yes

[@DrShotput]

Without a doubt the best merch plug I've seen in my life.

[@ModestPelican]

:D

[@thrownoshade9054]

@@ModestPelican facts bro

[@simonsoupshark8009]

@@ModestPelican i need to know weither those woman were hired or if you know them

[@kameronalexander8300]

@@simonsoupshark8009 I think he knows both of them because he’s said he has a girlfriend so maybe it’s her and her friend

[@Metaldadbmx90]

@@simonsoupshark8009 when you wear Modest Pelican merch random women just flock to you. They can't help themselves. It's science.

[@Chris008987]

I bought modest pelican merch and now all the girls points and laughs with me, I have never been this popular. I have finally made it, 10/10 would recommend

[@MajorXBravo]

I have some bad news...

[@loganmuggli1863]

@@MajorXBravo dont ruin his bliss

[@forestcamper4666]

@@MajorXBravo don’t worry he says with me, he is on the path of enlightenment

[@_-nexus-_6257]

3:44 You know that one of them girls was Amy the same Amy that they were fighting earlier in the video cause that is just how effective the ModestPelican merch is. 😎

[@panzer._1699]

The ladies drop to their knees when they see me in my Modest Pelican Merch.

[@guppo26]

I don't get it. Do they just instantly start to pray to thank the Lord for blessing us with such amazing merch?

[@panzer._1699]

@@guppo26 u my friend are right

[@panzer._1699]

@@guppo26 u honestly thought i was gonna have pre martial relations with these women :/

[@idkyolo988]

It’s true I’m the ladies

[@yondabigman4668]

Wore this during my exam, my teacher gave me a lot of x's. On my paper

[@jimmykearney214]

A blessing from the most hydrated Man in the universe. God Bless

[@ModestPelican]

you legend mate

[@MorganDoIIar]

@@ModestPelican nice bug

[@houseofhas9355]

I over hydrated and Now Im big tits ocean. Thats what happens when a eagle gets health advice from a pelican.

[@kptnkaoz2203]

you mean aquaman?

[@Shagyamum]

I'm neptune

[@matthewmccoy7437]

this is the first time in my life someone has plugged their own merch and i laughed so hard at it that i’m actually going to buy some. love you papa peli stay hydrated ❤️

[@stealthxpert9112]

3:51 the casual "That sounds great" really expresses Peli's level of holiness Good work Peli God sees you as a good man

[@Diego_sleepy]

"I've always wanted many thick men" I will remember this quote till I die

[@DgardsGaming]

That is definitely getting taken out of context 😂

[@Diego_sleepy]

@@DgardsGaming o h yes, yes it was

[@mukeshkumar-ey1ge]

No u wont

[@sirsavagethe21st56]

I bought modest pelican merch and got brutally beaten with a led pipe that's a W still before i got no attention thank you papa peli.

[@ModestPelican]

you're so welcome

[@HaCkEr--]

@@ModestPelican Hi

[@ulisesr614]

_”That sounds great”_ -Modest Pelican Gaming

[@echo-eh8jz]

I was actually just watching a hitman vid of yours. Anyway, does alcoholism count as hydrating?

[@tobobagins5956]

Yes but only if you during enough so you can’t breath

[@LingLing-eb7do]

That depends, beer bottles with water? Yes. Actual alcohol? No.

[@bantergod7320]

If its vodka with no more than 80 percent alcohol so you can have 20 percent water

[@AverageFitnessEnjoyer]

You have to be underwater for the alcohol to be hydrating. I know from experience

[@ModestPelican]

i mean mix your drinks with soda water and we're chilling

[@HamzaPKR]

"You are what you eat". I feel so inspired man, thank you for sharing this beautiful quote xD!!!!

[@veteranhamster7410]

Gotta say, clicking that merch page and immediately seeing that wholesome smile. 👌 Made my day.

[@memez5297]

Saw this and remembered to stay hydrated

[@ModestPelican]

that's what I love to hear

[@jackbrusselers2114]

Emigane modest pelican cometing on your comment bud dous not give you a hard

[@alfarajcyber6566]

do you even have ears ?

[@potatoessenpai8106]

I just bought some peli merch and now I got a girlfriend and no sus activities, only headpats and alot of water

[@carrierofplagues]

Yes head pats are good, but there better not be any premarital cuddles

[@draxxx_exe]

You’re living right bro. I know an alpha chad like you can handle all the premarital relations that follow wearing said merch. Just remember you still go to heaven if you don’t get caught

[@CrazyPufferfish]

Intro idea: "if you enjoy this video, please steal a fire truck, put the modest pelican logo on it and then proceed to hydrate everyone, as this really helps spread the good word of my channel"

[@bruh-xg6mo]

YES

[@Anirrelevantphoenix]

Noice

[@karamil9556]

I used to be an unpopular kid, a bad talker and an overall idiot. Then i bought modest pelican merch. Nothing has changed but i love the merch

[@ulisesr614]

_”That sounds great”_ -Modest Pelican Gaming

[@toyney]

3:40 amazing and very accurate advertising there Papa Peli, and it sure is true. My crush came up to me today and said "Can u be the sun of my life?" Right then I zoned out and I was so happy... until later when my friend says after that she said by staying millions of miles away from me but we don't talk about that part 🥲

[@ringwraith932]

Wholesome content for families is a guarantee when watching Geff

[@sargent_marshmellow1986]

‘Geff’

[@ice-P]

@@sargent_marshmellow1986 'Geoff'

[@Evan-1231]

Intro idea: take over a water company and rename it to modest pelican water so you can spread the good word of your channel and hydrate people

[@natospysanchez8938]

Poison the water

[@yungolte]

@@natospysanchez8938 that works too i guess...

[@egg.saw_exe9804]

He should pick this one

[@reggie8643]

I can’t wait to watch this, every vid of yours is a masterpiece

[@ModestPelican]

dude comments like this really make my day

[@oileduptruck]

The merch add made me feel like those women are kept in a basement. And I am ok with that

[@calebb8823]

no man can make a merch segment so awkward yet so amazing

[@ace1809]

Rob a bank and spray paint the whole bank vault with "PELICAN FOR LIFE" as it really help spreads the good word of the channel.

[@BotchaLoa]

ur missing full stop and its spray paint not paint spray bro u sure ur hydrated

[@quitbeingahoe572]

i didn’t hydrate, so i’m going to go to my local sea, purify the water and then drink it so i’m hydrated

[@ModestPelican]

that sounds like a great play mate

[@noidTV]

I love a good redemption story. There’s one problem with redemption though, does redemption excuse you from your past crimes?

[@nofriends8817]

wow that's so nice for his daughters to film his merch ad

[@charliemcguire1470]

Bruh do u watch his streams

[@jacksonlewis2443]

Yeah, do you watch his streams? That’s not his daughter, that’s 2 of the kids in his basement

[@jhaddderz]

@@jacksonlewis2443 for real though are either of them his girlfriend?

[@sytzedantuma3431]

@@jhaddderz does he have 2 girlfriends?

[@jul1an170]

@@sytzedantuma3431 no 3

[@Dezaxis]

I just bought some Modest Pelican merch and was brutally beaten with a metal bat as soon as I got to school, thank you papa peli for helping me create such beautiful memories 😊

[@ulisesr614]

_”That sounds great”_ -Modest Pelican Gaming

[@Seagulleater01837]

Best merch advert I’ve ever seen

[@isaac-pp8ed]

does drinking the tears from small petrified children count as staying hydrated?

[@ModestPelican]

yes it definitely does

[@chargingnoisesintensify6335]

i mean tears also have salt so its debatable

[@isaac-pp8ed]

@@chargingnoisesintensify6335 do not doubt the holy king

[@chargingnoisesintensify6335]

@@isaac-pp8ed i only doubt you, not the holy king

[@isaac-pp8ed]

@@chargingnoisesintensify6335 thou shall not question ones hydration

[@MoronBoshi]

Guys, you saw what happened when he had the merch. Now imagine rocking the hoody and the water bottle! Let's just say the water bottle won't be the only thing wet.

[@mmiisshhaa]

Yah!! My eyes were very wet after I got tremendously bullied at school today!!

[@Sunrise_rb]

Intro: "If you enjoy this video, please proceed to go back in time and change Mcdonalds to McModestPelican, as this would really help spread the good word of my channel."

[@TakshakAKALali]

6:32 He makes Roman Bellic look laidback! 😂😂 Now I wanna go bowling 🎳

[@mrblackcat283]

I just started playing hit man 3 because of you… thank you. It’s one of the funnest things ever

[@unoriginalcat8142]

YEES there is more of thiccman i thought this series was over!

[@ModestPelican]

no way!

[@ryanstrilchuk5870]

Love to see no matter how far he goes, he keeps using the gold assault rifle from the second or third episode

[@cadenbarringer4526]

I love the sons of virgins content.

[@gonoforsgreno2758]

Does drinking the blood of my enemies count as staying hydrated? Blood is technically 92% water so...

[@duncanmiddleton5733]

That kid is now as legendary as you are thanks to that shout out, love watching your videos as always man keep them coming, now to go chug 3 litres of water in front of my work mates to show dominance

[@Chris-rd6de]

Me when he upload: "intense pogging"

[@ModestPelican]

:D

[@cauereis2064]

4:02 - most cringe sells man i've ever seen... i gotta buy 5 just in case

[@Logan_Flores501]

Only og's remember modest pelican gaming. ✊😔

[@hhhaz1496]

Haven’t even started and I know it will be a banger keep up the good work your vids are so good man

[@malaysiaairlinesflight3706]

If you enjoy this video go to school for astronaut training and make the roster to be the first human being to go to Mars only to land on the planet and name all of the most prominent features of the landscape "Modest Pelican" as this really helps spread the good word of my channel.

[@avix4791]

Me when l wake up and haven’t drank any water Modest pelican: you have chosen your path

[@WayneForomozo]

That merch promo was the most wholesome thing since Jesus died on the cross 😭❤️🔥

[@NorthstarSanZbar]

I just finished watching this masterpiece of a video and wanted to get me one of those amazing clothing articles, only to see it’s already sold out in my size. I mean come on Papa Peli you could’ve guessed that with such a banger of a launch video those things would sell quickly, and could’ve more to begin with. Now I’m kinda disappointed, but also kinda very excited for the restock.

[@ashj5952]

I joined the channel when u were at 500k subs, been watching regularly and today i scrolled down to see the subs and holy shit dawg. That's some level of hydration. Spread the holy word daddy. Amen.

[@dankorff2093]

Peli looking fresh as hell in those merch promo pics. But then again, who wouldn’t look fresh as hell in Modest Pelican Gaming merch?

[@robertcallahan2256]

Intro idea: Hi lads and lasses, if you enjoyed this video, go to a bar and find a thic women. Proceed to flirt with her and ask her back to your place. When you can’t get hard lock the door and say she can’t leave until she subscribes to modest pelican because this really helps spread the good word of this channel.

[@haldasinger6440]

so glad you showed the reward for English Dave's endless errands. Now I know I can keep hanging up on him.

[@monsuirpig]

Anyone’s an assassin if they are hydrated enough.

[@hora9361]

That ad for the modest pelican merch sure has persuaded me to purchase these fine products for such low low prices! Thank you mr pelican.

[@harleykeeler5313]

I got the modest pelican merch and now can confirm the ladies can't get enough of me. They even scream with joy whenever they catch me stalking them

[@gymusen]

Remember kids, if your young brother/pet is floating in the pool, he's not dead, he's just making sure he's hydrated.

[@oisaux25]

Peli you have outdone yourself good sir. This is one of the funnier videos I've seen in while. Crosby is going through puberty and you have beautiful ladies helping you sell merch. Awsome

[@sploooog3223]

“Boys boys boys” when I hear this , it’s going to be a good one

[@average_gamer2069]

Wow, the merch plug was so good that I didn’t even fast forward through it like I usually do, we’ll done lad 😀👍🏼

[@crabrangoon2493]

4:02 pelican got dat drip. This is only because he stays sufficiently hydrated

[@andrewfrank914]

Bruh this shit had my dyin 👍 keep doing a great job Jeff I have been watching since around 100k and it's hydrating to see your content has only been getting better

[@jrseitz21]

I doubt you will see this comment but I stumbled on your videos a couple of weeks ago and have been binge watching alot of them and damn dude with everything going on in the world the last year we need more people like you. Words cannot describe how refreshing it is to not have to listen to just everyone jumping on the typical ridiculous bs of so many topics. Your very nostalgic for me as you remind me alot of myself about 15 years ago when I was into online gaming. I was always the joker and rambler of nonsense and sarcasm in our clans and groups. Sadly everyone moved on with life and had demon spawns marriage stuff like that as did i. Funny thing is i started way earlier and I'm done with kids and marriage and everyone else now is about halfway through with that stuff lol. Lately I been feeling the pull of online gaming just have no one left i know to do it with. I'm 42. Anyway if some poor fool reads this or you do and have a group of like minded individuals let me know. I'm mostly on PC nowadays in America the land of madness lol. Apparently we are all gun toting selfish racist bigots here lol. Funny how i have yet to see any of this crap in real life that the country seems to be preaching that apparently has been happening my whole life and I never seen it? Point is the whole situation here is a joke and for whatever reasons people can't open their eyes and really see it's all nonsense propaganda and bs. Anyway that's what I love about this Channel's humor is you obviously can see past the bull crap lol. Long ramble but wanted to say your a good guy man and I'm happy for you

[@ryanstrilchuk5870]

the only hot tub stream i'll ever watch is modest pelican's

[@jreal196]

I've just discovered this guy, lately one of the best findings. Cheers m8

[@joetillman2676]

Papa Peli your water bottle is the first merch I have ever purchased. Thank you for spreading the word of mass hydration!

[@Μπαρμπαγιαννης-μ7ι]

I just wanna say, Modest Pelican looks exactly like a modest pelican in real life.

[@zCrypto..]

Finally hydrated at once

[@ModestPelican]

:D

[@zCrypto..]

@@ModestPelican Aye the LEGEND replied

[@Ep49336]

I’m hydrated

[@yeezyinthewild2469]

I bought the modest pelican merch and a man with a toupee gave me so much water through a towel. He made me stay very hydrated

[@Toby_0ne]

This was by far the best merch plug ive ever seem

[@whatmane8515]

“The sons of liquid” the new name

[@TwilightsPurple]

Yesterday while enjoying a nice walk along the beach with some friends, one of them decided to throw rocks at the seagulls. A pelican flew by and everyone stopped and said “Don’t hit the pelican, only the seagulls” Wholesome moment. Edit: True story by the way

[@thearchitect774]

i hope you are enjoying your physical premarital relations with this woman and her hot European friend, peli. it seems this merch is a blessing from the gods of hydration

[@donerhd5192]

Everytime i end a gaming session with my mates, I lay in my bed and think:Now a 10 Min Video, and in 9 out of 10 times, the pelican uploaded, what a legend

[@batnosphere37]

the advetisement was so clean

[@siyaskeyframes]

Yo who’s the girl at 3:46👀

[@ziggy7080]

His girl

[@Amjwg]

If you enjoy today’s video, please invent a time machine and convince George Washington’s mother to rename him Modest Pelican Gaming

[@exoticolive7040]

Shit if it’s that easy to get lady’s to have premarital eye contact then I guess I’m buying some merch...

[@mioarafarah492]

The merch plug feels like a mobile game ad .

[@Snoopy_desk0]

BRUH THE MERCH PROMO HAS ME DEAD AF 🤣💀 I bought one right away let’s gooo

[@Jose-ij7wy]

Ever Since I got the modest pelican merch i have had woman throw themselves at me AND men...

[@unorthodoxspork5634]

Pretty sure this is the first time his girlfriend appeared on camera

[@bigpapi2196]

That was his girlfriend?

[@natospysanchez8938]

It was a random female that got turned on by pelican’s hot shirt

[@unorthodoxspork5634]

@@bigpapi2196 I’m pretty sure the Asian one was his girlfriend, didn’t he say his gf was part (some asian country)

[@vi_requis_ix9239]

@@unorthodoxspork5634 yah I’m pretty sure he mentioned his girlfriend was half Asian so it’s probably her

[@PrestonGleason30]

Hi

[@NeilRoy]

Wow, the girls sold me on the merch. I could tell they were honest and well hydrated.

[@aussieealpha2499]

that product merch was on point! HAHAHA LOVE YOU MP

[@doyouknowlife7179]

6:41 The truest and most relatable things Papa Peli has said

[@aldonheslop1003]

The very hottest and funniest merch plug ever seen anywhere

[@omglordluca8914]

1:41 Fact-check: it's pronounced Operation "Barbarossa" (Germany's invasion of the Soviet Union during the Second World War ), not Barbosa the pirate captain played by Geoffrey Rush. Also, thanks for reminding us to stay hydrated. Really appreciate it.

[@EpicWxter]

4:37 That’s what my cousin just witnessed, the craziest part? Both the gta character and the guy my cousin witnessed didn’t survive...

[@45777]

Bro youre legit the funniest man on this app

[@GuapCologist.]

Let’s get homie to 1 mil subs. This guys slappies deserve it

[@eethr6306]

the merch plug was awesome

[@Hero1922]

whoa, i gotta get some peli merch, but first hydration ;) (for real i appreciate the constant nods to hydration, i'm a big fan of it, i've had kidney stones before and i've learned hydration is key to prevent that, so i make constant nods to hydration as well, keep up the good work sir, also the youtube stuff it's entertaining as well)

[@velvetsky3451]

good to see papa peli is still uploading, haven’t checked on this channel in a while :)

[@abubakarbadshah9852]

Your videos are a hydrated masterpiece

[@golddarren140]

I used to love this guys videos, now I still love this guys videos

[@maddenprovost5104]

The only merch plug that has made me laugh

[@onetwothree7675]

Ngl that merch actually looks good, good job pelly

[@Shmoe-s6c]

I'm having a really bad day and this vid seemed to lighten my day

[@JohnnyReb92]

Dude nice merch plug. Glad I watched this now. Also, FAA lmao